He called YouTube sexist. They took all our money. | The Yard

[@kmvcorpuz_7196]

The way they do ad reads makes me not want to skip them, I even sometimes repeat them. Normally I skip the ad reads but not on this podcast.

[@abisaurusrexx3459]

I actually put the ads on repeat because they are so good

[@AxxLAfriku]

HELP MY!!! My muscles are too big! I am a big tall man and my muscles are even BIGGER! I use them to get views but they HURT so much!!! Because they are heavy. Do you have any advice, dear km

[@filibusterjonesvods8361]

shill

[@jimmypownall4409]

i honestly sip to the ads, watch them a few ties and then just watch something else. i have never seen the podcast, just all the ads.

[@ditchfood8047]

Someone should make a compilation of the ad reads.

[@mariotkman]

Oh boy, I sure would love to buy whatever ad I see on this video. If any brand wanted to run an ad on this video it would certainly reflect positively on the brand in my mind.

[@wyattg2622]

Upon watching this content I would indeed love to buy from any company that would support these great men.

[@Materialist39]

I feel more informed about my choices from the product sponsor for this episode. I will seriously consider this product now based on its qualities, cost-benefit to me (a consumer within the white, male, full time employed 18-34 year old demographic with interests in VIDE GAMES and PODCASTS) as well as the compelling features which set it apart from its competitors. Thank you to The Yard Podcast

[@RighteousPriest]

I money manz will buy ad manz any if here

[@maxlyvere493]

Oh you guys love Spam too!

[@charlesshaw2464]

I’m going to DM aimen

[@kimbytricia]

The Zipper Theorem: zipper is the producer/cool guy behind the cameras in the other room running AV. When they were in italy, nick’s gf helped with the cameras and mics so they called her zipper 2. Parallel to nick and zipper 2 is aimen and girl, so she is now zipper 3. Therefore by the transitive property, QT is actually zipper 4 and Ders is zipper 5.

[@slimewire]

nobody is fucking ders the logic falls apart

[@jamv6572]

Are you saying that Slime is dating Ders

[@USBYDProductions]

@@jamv6572 they're just "friends" soon ders will start streaming from slimes closet

[@somehobo8581]

Bruce is Zipper 6

[@JimmyHey]

I feel like if anything QT would be the original zipper, right?

[@BB81293]

Slime whispering "I'm you and you'll be me" over and over is seriously one of the most unsettling things I've ever seen

[@ricecakerandy3594]

You meant hilarious right?

[@Nothing.nobody.]

I'm gonna have nightmares tonight

[@allenharris5391]

its art

[@awijaya2116]

@@ricecakerandy3594 It's both to be honest

[@MrNiker]

God, I barely get any *ads* on this podcast 😮‍💨. If only more brands would like to advertise their products to me and fellow Yardigans more often, I'd surely buy anything! And don't get me started on the sponsored segments, I buy the max amount my credit card can get at once after every sponsored segment. And it's not even nearly enough!😭

[@rylanmarkowsky3390]

I feel like I’m missing something. I don’t understand any of these jokes in the comments

[@ascendow1701]

@@rylanmarkowsky3390 you and me both man

[@quinnflanagan8734]

@@rylanmarkowsky3390 as soon as I saw the second one I knew there was a bit going on but I have no idea where it started

[@cilantro9342]

@Jonn Tronn satin? like, satin doll?

[@diegoatique]

well said brother my card is swiping and my face is pogging because everyone know #theyard has the best sponsors on the site

[@TheDudeRancher]

Man this podcast is so PG and safe for the whole family that I would be very comfortable purchasing any product recommended by these kind folks.

[@technetium9653]

Ludwig : I think it's unfair my girlfriend gets demonetised while we still get ads KZbin : yeah we can address that

[@symawi312]

and a finger curls on the monkey's paw

[@chini_boi]

@@symawi312 I'm only halfway through so I don't know if this is a reference to something in the pod but regardless, this made me chuckle

[@user-bn3yy8qf5g]

@@chini_boi it's from his interview with Susan

[@legojedimasterplokoon2173]

@@user-bn3yy8qf5g I thought it was from last week's pod

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

Problem Sloved!

[@remiwi2399]

I feel very inclined to spend the large amounts of money on any products that I see immediately before, during, or after watching this video. I'm so glad you guys make such amazing and sharable content. :)

[@J777ack]

Hey guys, saw some absolute fire ads during this episode, I will for sure be purchasing each and every singular one immediately. Love your content, it's super funny (and also extremely marketable). Keep up the good work boys, and please continue to make me aware of fire products through your advertisements that I will undoubtedly purchase upon viewing your videos without fail

[@alexantone5532]

I agree. Every ad I see on the the yard KZbin channel I immediately buy

[@christhed8679]

Congrats for that awesome comment

[@emileecvz]

This guy speaks for all of us

[@anaadiawasthy3389]

Some of the best ads in this episode

[@userANAKIN]

Just use ad blocker like everyone else

[@shrekfromshrek3840]

I love these creators so much that if they advertised me anything It would be an impulse buy

[@Krinios]

GOD I wish a brand would advertise to me

[@summersardines]

Ryan Krinios

[@quinnflanagan8734]

hey, it's that blue guy

[@exotic3124]

yoitsgold

[@CharlesKingCharles]

No

[@jacksonhoneycutt]

I wish I didn't have KZbin premium as I would so love to be purchasing the products or services from any ads that appear on this and other videos from this channel. Gee it sure would make me think favorably of a brand to see them advertised on this channel.

[@chiefkeith5641]

The zoom ins are a great addition to the podcast. I kind of like knowing there’s an editor who watches the video more or less along with us.

[@NghiaNguyen-hq2im]

They have zoomed before

[@NghiaNguyen-hq2im]

Also i think zipper does that

[@theolligarden]

I had an outdoor cat in the suburbs, we tried to keep him in but he was such a menace it had to happen. He was born feral and we think he was part ocelot. RIP Quincy, the greatest chad cat I have ever known.

[@--jefree--]

Every time I see a sponsor on an episode of the yard podcast, I feel compelled to follow the link and begin my subscription, account or order their service immediately, as they do incredible ad reads and really get me interested in the product. People are really overlooking these geniuses, and their ability to make a sale.

[@lergoth]

for some reason when slime does this bear thing I find it so cute, he sounds like a psycho sometimes and then there's this "any ____ bears?" he's precious

[@Seruphin]

Actually quite a sad moment when Slime talked about dreams of his parents. I still have dreams of my dog that died last year, that he is still at the vet and needs to be picked up. I know not the same lvl as parents dying but why do our dreams fuck us like that.

[@maxkeegan2462]

Aiden making his black ops 2 emblem a heart with a dolphin in it is the pipeline to becoming openly bisexual

[@pachinkotown6628]

Hope the boys still do the podcast after they move out, one of the few podcasts I listen to and actively look forward to on a weekly basis. Gets me through the work day.

[@jjb8942]

my favorite line from the podcast so far has been nick saying "cyberbullied. but in real life."

[@hihellohowdyhowsitgoing1032]

What about him saying “you can not compare an orgasm to a sonar boat”

[@inderdeepsingh5498]

Man I'm such an gullible consumer with money to spend while also simultaneously being an avid Yard viewer. If someone sponsored the Yard I would immediately spend all of my money on product. I love product!

[@RollMeAFat1]

I appreciate nick making sure the viewers get to join the experience of watching that video

[@attabooii]

Bro balut is soooo good. It basically just tastes like a super flavorful duck soup. I do agree, the duckling is a really high barrier to entry. When I was little, I used to throw away the duck and my mom would get mad at me for wasting food lol. But eventually I got used to it and it tastes AMAZING

[@sterlingmoore2190]

Man am I excited to sit down and start my day with a new episode of my a favorite podcast The Yard while I eat my breakfast! Surely, there won’t open by taking about eating fertilized eggs with growing baby birds inside while I chow down.

[@Weemanriley]

I love how effortlessly cool Nick is

[@johnbrandon94016]

he's literally not trying, its insane

[@MacNSteeez]

Make sure you DM Aiden how effortlessly cool Nick is

[@birthdaygiraffe8802]

This group of creators is so good that I would for sure purchase any product they advertised. I trust them completely with my time and money, and anything they think I should buy I absolutely would in a heartbeat

[@monoromo]

This podcast is basically perfect with all the *charisma* and *pg values* it oozes through the screen. The only thing preventing the perfection of this podcast is the lack of *advertising* on my screen. The fact I can’t see an *ad* and immediately *purchase* whatever product their selling multiple times within the span of 30 seconds is really what’s the main factor holding this podcast short of greatness!

[@aureus79]

Man, ads on the yard just hit DIFFERENT! I got a KZbin premium ad and honestly, I am gonna get it,just to watch the podcast in the background. Loving the family friendly content guys

[@JimmyHey]

The T-Word bit had me hysterically cry-laughing. I sat on my couch, holding my tummy just like Aiden did during that. The panic interruption from Nick and Slime only made it 10x funnier

[@anthonyriveraestrada1007]

Is there a timestamp?

[@y.se-won6711]

Golly, I was just thinking about how plausible it would be for me to buy anything you guys advertise! I certainly trust you guys wholeheartedly and wouldn’t have a single doubt about the product.

[@jacksonscott7697]

zipper slowly zooming in on aimen’s fade is the funniest shit

[@shaneruff4493]

i love the one grainy camera angle that's just lud and slime, feels like a hostage video

[@hityawiththepunktactics]

A few weeks ago I was riding my bike to work through a torrential downpour and listening to this podcast, without y'all I wouldn't have been able to get through that disgusting ride, thank you

[@katjosephperez8772]

I’m weeping and almost pissed the bed from Slime Becoming Aiden. That is no longer a man named Anthony. That is slime. Like Kirby, Slime can take any form.

[@miasmi5992]

The ad read was amazing in this episode, wish they had more ad reads in every episode

[@yellowtitan6040]

"I thought he died doing what he loved" "He might love planes" lmfao

[@hydratefulz9654]

I both love and hate that "Bruce" is just a shorthand for the dog fucking bit

[@Ihavealeftbrain]

It even transcended to Ludwig's streams.

[@freep3115]

14:30 I really like the framing of this shot. I know they do camera angles where it's only two people, but the empty space in between Lud and Slime makes the other two being cropped out hit harder. It's like they're on their own little show

[@NamuIsIdle]

I really wonder why they got demonitised immediately???

[@alveloss7880]

Can't wait to repeat every single add in this video atleast 30 times and show them to all of my friends. I will also consume every single product shown in said ads.

[@Dantalliumsolarium]

How slimes honesty is a liability is April part of why I admire him. Like I wish I could be more open and confident in it

[@mistablue9589]

The Zipper hierarchy is growing. I hope Zipper 2 doesn’t feel any less special as the middle child

[@LucidProtean]

I love Zip at 9:22 on the Sheesh Cam

[@joshrichens8900]

Ludwig: "So why does my girlfriends podcast get demonetized but mine doesn't?" Susan: "Oh, easy fix. We'll just demonetize you"

[@joshoshow6229]

I've spent roughly 60 hours of my life listening to these guys to talk and i've gotta say, these guys say some funny stuff sometimes

[@makkufrost]

Bruh as a Filipino, balut is 🔥 I can eat like 10. I know it doesn't look appetizing and eating it for the first time won't be pleasant but when you get used to it you're gonna crave for it.

[@Olivina330]

Do you eat the beak?

[@zaphyy]

Filipino gang! Yeah the first few times is iffy but it slaps

[@Ihavealeftbrain]

However, I hate that balut is the forefront of the Philippines' street food when Taho, Kwek-kwek, Isaw and dugo BBQ exist.

[@Ihavealeftbrain]

@@Olivina330 yes, it's soft that you can eat it. But I prefer smaller chick because for me it's more enjoyable.

[@makkufrost]

@@Olivina330 Yah it's very soft

[@saqlainhyder5412]

Nick: I should delete TikTok now. I don't even use it. Me: Way ahead of you brother

[@TheCrazeTaker]

I would cross the English Channel and the Nile, rise and fall past the peaks of the Appalachian and Himalayas, bear the winters of Yugoslavia and Greenland, all just to watch an ad read from The Yard, let alone buy such a great product

[@squinkwarrior]

Nick wearing the ripped skinny jeans to show off the tat. Galaxy brain move.

[@userjatto1603]

I love that theyve never said anything about the naming scheme of zippers (1,2,3) but i fully know who each of them are lmfao

[@mehdi2081]

"Gibbons and minecraft youtubers have the same anatomy" lmfao

[@Anonymongoose]

Just thinking about how I would buy any product any potential advertisers put on this podcast without a second thought

[@EnigmaLH]

Great video guys. Nearly as good as the products I purchased after seeing them advertised during the breaks in your video. Thanks!

[@rahmedx2]

The scar and toph show name problem was because of merch they made and they decided to just use Scar and Toph since that was on their merch. Also the channel thing did not matter since all the money donated went to Spencer who ran the show, so being on different channels did not matter.

[@lezzleee]

I legit laughed when Aiden mentioned filming in the Castro & everyone else was confused even after making Otter jokes.

[@jaiwilki]

i don’t use the word cringe often and now after watching aidens worst bit in the entire history of human kind. i will now use aiden in replacement of cringe thank you aiden for being that well aiden/you

[@longleggedgoth13]

i hope your back feels better slime! i've suffered from neck and shoulder pain for years now. physical therapy helped me a lot and i really do hope you're in less pain

[@czerov3]

fun fact (god i miss the black ops 2 days): there was a cool bug that allowed you to steal another player's emblem as long as they had a photo in their library from theater mode. i would sauce hella cool and detailed emblems from people and i had a sick collection. what sucked was when there were no photos so you simply could not steal it. bo2 was all around one of the best games with emblems and theater mode, let alone the multiplayer, zombies, and campaign.

[@lektornese]

I live in Norway and all cats around my town can walk outside whenever they want, go inside with their cat doors and live wherever they want. I've never seen a cat die to a car and the cats around my home have been here for the past 6 years or so, so I assume they keep out of danger by instinct

[@Zero_DnD]

Most outdoor cats are really street smart

[@enchilottas8690]

So from my understanding (which is limited!) The concern is slightly less about danger the cats themselves (though this is a problem) it's mostly the birds and other small wildlife that those cats kill while roaming outside. They can bring back diseases to you home from these carcasses without you even realizing it.

[@birdenand]

saw a dead outdoor cat in kristiansand on monday but otherwise agree

[@enchilottas8690]

Also after a quick google: houscats live an average of 10-15 years vs 2 to 5 years for outdoor cats

[@Zero_DnD]

@@enchilottas8690 Then again how many dangers does a house cat face? lmao but you keep using google as a source.

[@fev4]

I have similar back problems. Hope you feel better Slime. You're precious

[@Jonoohnoo]

It's funny that they skipped the welcome to the yard intro at the start, I just wish they remembered at like 5 mins from the end, would've been hilarious.

[@mrcapybaraman879]

Slimes “Oh bother” during the cat story is top 5

[@OfficialErnestCriterion]

Teddy Boy Greg coming up in the "ugly disgusting shingle boy" search lmaooo

[@brandonkim3463]

48:45 favorite ad read

[@ethangossard1119]

1:04:40 is when slime says "Atrioc culture is ruining my fucking life bro". I relate to that so hard

[@ChrispyWings]

Oh my, an ad! I feel compelled to spend my money on it! I sure am glad that I found this ad for this product on my favorite PG podcast!

[@murderouscroww]

aliments talk reminded me of the one time i went to the ER because blood was coming out of my tearducts and the doctor was basically like "yeah that happens sometimes." had a panic attack for NOTHING bro

[@mechanicallygifted4632]

This is the most expensive KZbin video I've ever watched. I bought something from literally every advert. I can't even afford a Bentley but damn I'll look good until I'm bankrupt.

[@RedHeadWithAhSmile]

1:15:16 It's 2am, I'm laying in the dark watching this with one eye open. "Longggg ass arms"

[@RawBerserker]

Where the yardies at?

[@terrythekat]

Right here buckaroo

[@jarunia17]

Aiden defending Slime is god-tier, I love Aimen now

[@andrewdobbs7747]

i swear, every ad i see on this podcast i end up purchasing. more companies should advertise in this channel!

[@mattheweverest9771]

Slime is always funny but this was his best podcast to date. The I'll be you aimen bit had me crying laughing

[@garretthorner]

Slime being Aimen was so funny it made me want to buy advertised products on this channel

[@VicodinAvenue]

I didn't get enough ads on this podcast, I wish I had more suggestions for things to purchase brought to me from my fav creators. Sponsors should throw money at this fantastic crew.

[@pbhotdog6387]

What perfect time just got on my lunch break can’t wait to watch

[@finebook281]

love how Slime thinks Michelangelo lived in ancient Greece

[@boesthius]

in regards to weeb car stickers - car culture is huge in LA especially in the Orange County area. there's a lot of crossover within the JDM x esports x weeb scene so at a lot of car meets there are a bunch of pop up shops with people selling those stickers which are known as Peekers; as well as other stuff (pins, buttons ,etc) like you'd see at a con. also consider how prevalent anime and esports (especially league and valo) are with people who are like younger than 25 for example, it's incredibly common to see even just simple WRX's that aren't modded with jujutsu kaisen stickers on the back alongside a fully wrapped like Civic Si~

[@Syndicalism]

The swastika Slime was talkin about in Halo for the emblem was Halo Reach. Remember seeing that and the most toxic kids would be the ones having that

[@Sploberrie]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to in between watching ads for [insert brand here]!

[@jreedtrades]

The tiny penis on the statue thing was actually a sign of stoicism and discipline that you could control your sexual energy. Great podcast episode regardless I love coming back each week to hear you dudes.

[@benjaminshields9421]

You think that was something they wrote to fill their ego's? Like, what if all the big dick people just dodnt give a fuck about making a point

[@alexantone5532]

That’s fucking hype

[@Keanpoop]

Found the Greek Mathematician 👀

[@jreedtrades]

@@Keanpoop lmao

[@loiul1]

That's what a Greek philosopher would say.

[@braelenslife]

Should get one of those small auto door closing devices on your door, will help with that problem of leaving the door open

[@cauttery]

great to hear that slime is going to play the next joker with that video

[@maddi6458]

I tweeted and commented this before but about Slime's pinched nerve, I 1000% reccomend he goes to a physiotherapist (not a chiro, seriously if they f up even slightly when manipulating ur back and neck they can send you into a stroke) who gives IMS. (Intermuscular stimulation sometimes also called dry needling) I have reoccuring nerve issues in my neck and back and that is the best thing I have ever found on both an immediate relief base and for long term pain management.

[@lunogyt]

nick bringing up bo burnham's art is dead at 41:00 is my MKULTRA trigger phrase, that song has been stuck in my head literally all week. I'm starting to see red lines of yarn connect my britta filter to my knife set and I'm scared of what he wants me to do

[@enchilottas8690]

So people think you're funny? How do we get those people's money?

[@Pseud0Streams]

Slime's reoccuring interest in Rome culture really reenforces that he is the Diogenes of our time

[@aerpods]

why does it make me sad whenever they mention moving out

[@Dominator-pl7hk]

Zipper in the booth kinda cooking up some fire jokes today

[@jojowacka]

3:00 i’d LOVE to have an outdoor cat but literally would only have one if i lived on a small remote farm in the middle of nowhere

[@weicong1533]

God damn I love The Yard so much, any brand that runs an ad on this podcast will be an instant impulse buy for me. You can have my credit card details, my mom's credit card details, and both my kidneys.

[@zfatjesus]

Wow I totally forgot that The FP evene existed. Fond memories of watching that with my buddies after a raid night when I was in highschool

[@whobee1754]

End of episode, I casually go to check what the real time patron number is as they brought it up at the end. Literally 3 away. I'm gonnna watch history be made in real time and nobody can stop me

[@cortnybe]

“He’s gonna give you dumb babies!”😂😂

[@drewdonovan3444]

the bo's in the house comment from slime is gold

[@deadbrain6801]

Arizona has made Ludwig know cats are dead if they leave the front door.

[@schiff13]

gosh this pod sure does get me in the mood to purchase various products, if i were to be shown anything during this video i would most likely purchase it.

[@loganbearry8767]

Nick looks like if Ludwig’s kid went back in time to meet him

[@blickystuart]

cannot believe nobody diced up aiden for saying “hasbo hotel” at 57:50

[@dennis_s]

You should have intro-ed us with the Halo announcer saying "Social Credit Deducted" 😂

[@HelloHelloHellobby]

I think Slimes directness is refreshing. Some people like directness and it’s the opposite of a liability. I’m drawn to people like that personally.