Ludwig Made Us Come Here | The Yard

[@Vozird]

I love how France and Australia have important landmarks in the background, but Japan just had the fog of war

[@bryannov9068]

from the blunderbuss shots when they took back what was theirs

[@thegoodone4104]

it was the foreign lands yet discovered, they know this part of the map though

[@Hdehshzyhwjw]

And Italy was just a nice view

[@Hoodie-K]

@@Hdehshzyhwjwto be fair, it was a damn good view😂

[@dhyanalva4752]

And then theres pontins

[@theminecraft4202]

i couldn't believe the title, but Ludwig does in fact bring all the boys to a climax all by himself during the course of this episode! what a champ!

[@jozendesu]

with lud pointing to the eiffel tower and his mouth gaping open in the thumbnail I knew exactly what to expect!

[@Fluffyblowfish]

His body in fact did not quit

[@Ali-ey9sz]

No loads refused this ep

[@snailchip7634]

Slime's experience with the French shoe woman is our experience in his chat. The customer is NEVER right and that goes hard

[@silverkade63]

And thats why he respects it, was expecting hypocrisy but hes constructed alternatively

[@theAlex2577]

yep, its weirdly satisfying to go in his chat and be on your toes in contrast to other streamers chat where every asshole is treated like.a king because the streamers wants to sweet sweet sub and ad money

[@samt3412]

​@@theAlex2577it's like getting validated for being socially insecure

[@anskiusz]

I got timed out from my first message in his chat and banned on my 4th. I take it with pride.

[@anactualseagull5980]

@@anskiusz I made a funnier joke than him in his replies and he blocked me, well earned

[@gwen6622]

"the hot chip's banned, women only have lying now" is one of my favorite things that Nick has ever said

[@chxrrypixels]

what does that even mean 😭

[@janong262]

​@@chxrrypixelsit's from a copypasta where some guy says women only want to eat hot chip and lie or something like that

[@muqmanor]

​@@janong262​ "no female born after 1993 can cook. All they know is be bisexual, charge they phone, eat hot chip, and lie" is how it goes I believe

[@T0NI_]

It's been minutes and I'm still chuckling about that one lmao

[@ModifiedMut]

My best friend Korey, one of your biggest fans, who showed me your guys podcast and turned it into our regular thing to watch together unexpectedly passed away in his sleep on Monday. Im finding great comfort and feeling closer to him watching you guys, thank you for always providing A+ content for us to enjoy boys💜

[@slimewire]

man i’m sorry to hear that

[@ModifiedMut]

Thank you💜 He is definitely deeply missed

[@kylealexander7024]

Sorry for your loss bud. Its good u had something u shared to remind u of the good times

[@ModifiedMut]

Really?! I'm working and forgot my headphones I was only able to listen to about 20 minutes so far 😭💜

[@squeegeeGoat]

@@ModifiedMutkeep watching… they shoutout to him. ❤️❤️❤️

[@goobinator_]

I’m listening to this Ep while at the gym and Nick saying “the hot chips banned and women only have lying now” nearly made me drop 135 on my forehead way too close to Slime describing death.

[@samt3412]

I had the thought of "women can't eat hot chip anymore" before Nick said it and I started dying when he actually vocalized my insane thought

[@CloudCollapse]

Use guards bro wtf even if it's warmup weight you don't wanna risk a spasm or some shit killing you.

[@goobinator_]

I could take 225 off the chin@@CloudCollapse

[@CloudCollapse]

@@goobinator_ Some people think food tastes better through a straw

[@atypicaloddity]

Nick quietly dropping bombs like a B-52

[@foxboi506]

Glad they finally brought the dogs on the podcast! Strange to see them without doctors coats but glad they could feature regardless

[@TocloseamI]

Underrated lmao

[@jarunia17]

Nicely done

[@ricochico1144]

The white women were already there though, just waiting for their canine overlords

[@jasonjavelin]

I love the travel episodes. The outside elements of this one went hard as there was like a 300% increase in animals.

[@thegoodone4104]

Bros were like snow white calling all the animals to them

[@thesnowman2509]

Why does the tower look fake

[@mayhemilyy]

slime is so mother in his little hat

[@americanexistentialist4756]

I'm getting distracted about 25 minutes into the episode by Aiden apparently not knowing how to comfortably sit on the ground. Props to you for sticking it out for over an hour.

[@elliottogrod]

It's just a tall person issue

[@Don_Occo]

Bisexuals cannot physically sit comfortably

[@nathanbade1128]

Not knowing French in Paris is like having 1 charisma in Fallout New Vegas

[@porkyorcy1715]

i spent all night modding NV and listening to this and just saw this comment 🤣❤️

[@trashtrash2169]

Fallout 2 is trash because you can't start the game with a non combat build because of the stupid temple. Unrelated rant. The combat and controls are not worth any story, no matter how good.

[@darelh1348]

​@@trashtrash2169go off king

[@0106johnny]

Yeah, I'd rather act is if I was mute than reveal that I can't speak French in France

[@porkyorcy1715]

@@trashtrash2169 valid - maybe not trash but definitely not as good as it cudda been, specially w all the weird sexual stuff

[@Worcraftman]

Doctor K needs to help slime overcome his group setting trauma.

[@jcarlo5719]

slime joins a frat for a week

[@GoodMorningJoel]

Something I will say that I think you don't really learn about French culture until you experience it is that service and retail workers will often really insist on be greeted like normal people before you get down to whatever business you have with them. So if you're used to just walking up to a retail worker and straight up asking them something, like you might be in North America, you might find that won't fly in France until you've actually literally greeted them and they've reciprocated with at least some kind of a "hello", otherwise they get real short with you real quick lol

[@albread5409]

Wait Americans don't greet service workers?? I thought that was just standard being a normal person

[@kn1ghtking]

@@albread5409as someone who works retail it’s really a 50/50 some people will just be like “do you work here? where can i find this? or you’ll get a quick hi how are you? then they ask their question

[@JulianCedar]

Personally, I think I prefer skipping small talk and being asked directly

[@toothpastethy]

@@JulianCedar I'm at work in my company uniform knowing that bro's going to ask one of the same 8 questions I'm always asked, and people be sayin that it's cool to get one of 8 different versions of meaningless small talk before we can get to business?? Bro that's like Sonic '06 loading screens for cutscenes

[@muhilan8540]

@@albread5409we do at like the checkout counter but if it’s like someone on the retail floor, we usually just ask our question

[@RiotAugust]

The tasting menu bit just further proves Slime is truly the representative of the masses.

[@artypyrec4186]

Watching Slime doing his French impression with the Eiffel tower in the back ground feels like a completion of a chapter in a book. Only way this could be funnier, if he starts gaslighting people that his accent isn't bad, this is how they speak in Paris

[@bndl-b7e]

I feel like in the recent episodes Aiden has been extra electric ✨

[@_Foxx]

fr

[@lmaokatie]

Nick putting on sunscreen at the start of the pod like the winner he is

[@celocic]

*like the ginger he is

[@APimpNamedSlickBak]

​@@celocic*Like the soulless stepchild he is

[@yungshart4705]

Like the soft lil boy he is

[@casidizzle]

what the yard has been missing is multiple dog cameos. love this episode :)

[@alexbond886]

luds dogs were my least favourite of them all (:

[@extr3mev0id19]

I learned when I was there recently that The Eiffel Tower is actually repainted about every 7 years. The paint protects the iron structure from rust. it's been bronze since 1968 but it's been red and yellow before.

[@PintFrumpyrat]

ludwig talking about french lunch breaks vs america with short hair really had tyler durden energy

[@carlseiler]

Excited to watch this. Love the setting.

[@boopmeister_]

location for this ep goes so hard

[@mrthezeem]

Oh man weekly the yarn podcast with ludpin and aimen and slime anders. So excited

[@BeansEnjoyer911]

nick flaco, never head of him

[@suned3128]

@@BeansEnjoyer911 Shit you talking about Envy? Love that dude

[@okseniboksen]

@@suned3128 He's so, gosh, what is the expression I'm looking for?

[@Person-275]

⁠@@BeansEnjoyer911nick flaco jodye

[@customch33s32]

​@@okseniboksencool? But it doesn't even look intentional

[@jaycray97]

It’s just like Kanye said, “nick is in Paris”

[@Joober]

Slime asking if Aiden will be wearing a beret during the ad read and then immediately cutting back to the episode and HE’S wearing the beret is amazing

[@itstyqk]

at 54mins Slime describe the exact reason I enjoy you guys, I have my week go by and then I see the Yard post put it on and sit and do what I enjoy while listening along, Great one as always.

[@pabloarias9734]

Ludwig doing the hardly bilingual tradition of only knowing how to swear how their parent used to swear at them

[@stilloutside9383]

nick admitting to peeing on the sink not even being treated as that big of a deal was so insane

[@wargex]

Ludwig once accidentally showed slimes balls on stream because he just had it on computer or desk and the camera moved. And you think pissing in the sink is the insane part? They just give each other printed out photos of their testicles. Them not caring someone pissed in a sink is the most normal part of their relationship.

[@samt3412]

I think they talked about peeing in the sink back in Episode 4

[@beanie2571]

tbf aiden pissed on the floor in their house once

[@xXxjjTHEjetPLANEXxXx]

Gay Paris Beret Slime is one of the most valuable skins in the yard game

[@barcancelN2]

Listening to the Spotify episode i thought the backdrop would be some trees at the park under an overcast sky, but jesus with a capital J this is genuinely amazing

[@silverkade63]

I get too annoyed by non-audio bits too listen on spotify 😂

[@pwndnoob4937]

Lud thinking getting called Canadian is a compliment is a misunderstanding. Getting called a Québécois in Paris is equivalent to being told "I can barely tell what you are saying"

[@ethan4233]

It definitely is compared to being called American though

[@LeMoistQunt]

Yeah québécois to french people is exactly the same thing as Americans to the British

[@mrfahrenheit677]

I don't think so because they're in disbelief that he's American BECAUSE they can understand him.

[@AlM22]

Well he did say right after that he's equally as unintelligible as a Canadian so I think he understood but that's still better than thinking he's a clueless American lol

[@Bayuuk]

Slime’s French accent finally made it to the big game he’s been talking about

[@cplroebuck22]

nick saying "this is the best day of my life" as a dog (excited) walks up to him is so real

[@loonatheworId]

ludwigs foot fans are gonna have a feast with this one

[@belhougoldenwind]

59:50 i'm positive Ludwig is talking about Rires & Chansons ( a french radio which broadcast jokes and comedy specials)

[@daltimusprime777]

41:32 The lady's face after hearing Lud's story about the white M&M XD

[@barcodebear]

I'm stuck at the DMV so this was great timing on the upload, thanks boy o7

[@barcodebear]

Also the composition for this is very very satisfying

[@DushananTM]

9:58 Nick predicts Hawk Tuah and spitting on it

[@swindlehadyn]

Beat me tuah it 😭

[@lkke7604]

i miss the aiden pink hair era, it deserves a comeback

[@Keanpoop]

I love Slime's Utilitarianism philosophy about letting himself get scammed or robbed because the other person probably needs it more

[@silverkade63]

Incredibly based. This is a really dumb Paris thing though, where they just have a basic fee for using card

[@PkPvre]

It's because he is loaded whilst not being a retarded consumer that values inanimate objects.

[@yarr4429]

Correct, unless a very specific amount, as it is a flat fee. @@agrajag24

[@doktorwyvern2883]

​@@silverkade63I find it hard to believe they charge €8 to use a card in Paris as a standard.

[@coasterthekid8867]

@@agrajag24it’s a flat fee because it’s expected you only use card for things that are more expensive. Things that most won’t carry enough cash for.

[@Bladavia]

using card instead of cash below 20€ means so much tax for them, from the bank transaction, that they don't make any benefit on the sell

[@muhilan8540]

The lady from the shoe store was probably rude because you didn’t greet her before you talked to her, you just held up the shoe. That is considered rude in France from what I know. I remember a policeman completely ignoring me when I asked for directions in Paris until I said Bonjour.

[@d0onut]

The framing of the tower is like when Family Guy had the twin towers in every shot for an episode

[@sora6949]

I love the angry French bit 😂

[@sora6949]

btw they did not bink it

[@xRiizo]

Outside touching grass episode!? This is going to be a banger!

[@thomasbloomfield732]

When slime said "you are" and nick immediately said "my cinema" i actually screamed at the top of my fucking lungs how does he do it

[@peteartieda58]

My parasocial meter goes up 100 points up whenever the podcasts are up.

[@havoc2929]

I hope lud keeps the buzz cut, it looks so good

[@rileyjacobs3553]

the first minute of this is the official release of cartoon character nick. him without glasses is actually insane

[@codeinetcetera]

the god forsaken wednesday listeners wouldn't have been able to see aiden's shirt that says "nuhabes metaphorical music" in arial italics

[@mrs.nightmare6289]

They all are so excited when a dog comes up and its so adorable!

[@michaelc822]

Nick is amazing, that Aiden sauna joke had me chuckling. My king

[@BoltBoy21]

I love watching the yarb podcast

[@snoopy_poopy]

The yarb is my favourite

[@BananaGuy3334]

yarb

[@Crumpat]

Ludwig's haircut makes him look like someone who would mug u in an alley at 2am ❤

[@samuelt8602]

it's crazy how effective these ad reads must be to have sponsors agree to 3 sponsors in one episode

[@JoshActually]

slime and frenchie from the boys have always been the same person in my head

[@lildalecoop]

Even tho he’s the target demo, Aiden wearing a Nujabes shirt will never stop being funny to me

[@samt3412]

What's even funnier is them bringing up Samurai Champloo and Aimen immediately shouting out the soundtrack while wearing a Nujabes shirt

[@lildalecoop]

@@samt3412 he just seem like the type of dude that would hang in the back of the crowd with me, get faded and vibe out, and just bounce along to a JPEGMAFIA x Danny Brown show but like in the kindest way possible

[@muqmanor]

None of them appear to realize that the weird fake French accent they all keep doing is actually just that of the two identical European guys from Family Guy with the long wavy blonde hair.

[@owbchamp]

Best yard episode by far. I can’t explain why, I just loved it

[@jocareding533]

Luds and Slimes problems would be solved if they just realized their expectations for hanging out are not the same, slime being a certified vibe killer when it comes to group activities and Lud enjoying the feeling of "we're all full on into this" will never mesh well

[@jacksonhoneycutt]

"Imagine if we could watch our dinner together" stopped me in my tracks

[@SuperMCMatrix]

Slime trans rights supporter W

[@hiimwalker1998]

Good to know that aiden has a rotation of daddies with ludwig and slime im just wondering how the weekend visits are

[@thalia9669]

I can't believe Ludwig took a french cab and listened to what I can only assume was Rire&Chanson

[@thebrewsky26]

"we all have our demons and some of them are made by nestle" ~slime

[@sony967]

slime saying that yard fans are "ludwigcore" and i am here watching it bc i thought QTs roomates were funny. QT frogs rise!

[@abdelcassoul]

I'd say it's hard to be a french fan of the Yard sometimes

[@TauntsForDays]

Hoping you get better soon!

[@0106johnny]

True, it's hard to be French

[@aurelien5747]

@@TauntsForDaysit’s been 20 years now

[@stompy2219]

lol I was just about to start the audio version when the notification popped out love seeing the boys in gay paris. Also I love the yarn

[@playapiano666]

I can't be the only one here who came directly from Bad Melee and was just tuned out for the Ludwig hits it big arc.

[@eduardo_moya]

1:02:56 "Good anime though, very good music" - Aiden the chad with the Nujabes t-shirt

[@seana3918]

You might be thinking "15 dollars well what do they give you a walkie talkie and a bullet in your head? No!" I've never been so tempted to switch my phone plan before

[@norabot2961]

ive got a concussion so i cant do much rn so ive just been binge listening to the pod. thanks!

[@scottmisso7670]

I don't think that Ludwig has ever looked more french than he does in this video. The short hair, the slight goatee, the furrowed brow from the sun. Very France coded.

[@agentatlas4612]

My wife said you should have slime dress up as Steve from blues clues and do a chaotic blues clues segment for the Patreon, “he would kill it”

[@sleepyboy8404]

Gawd damn slime has been killing it on the shirts. Just a young buck caught in the headlights of fashion

[@playboishartyy]

slime keeping the tag on his hat hat like its a sticker on flatbill

[@kacper278]

this episode started exactly as i wanted it to

[@sethpython8968]

the Dr.K-Slime crossover would go insanely hard

[@drewnewshoes]

slime lookin incredibly ethereal this ep

[@ivytch]

Slime’s thing with group trips is just like me frfr (my therapist told me its neurodivergent behaviour and not just me being lazy and dramatic we win this ✊😔 )

[@MaxwellKelley]

You guys have to go to Copenhagen, it’s awesome. I was in Øresund (a part of copenhagen) for a regatta, and I stayed in an AirBnB or VRBO or something that this guy rents out whenever he goes on trips, and the view was great. I could see the sound (ocean-like thing), the bridge to Sweden, all of the planes coming in/out of the Copenhagen airport, all of the ships passing through the shipping lane (including a few epic tall ships), an awesome beach that’s not really connected to the land except for bridges, and more. We only had to take a short ride on the metro (which was only two blocks away) to get to the main city, where we went to the danish war museum, a few candy shops, and a cool castle. I am only about 16, and have only really been to Europe when I was quite young, so I might just be overhyped about a normal European experience, but I did genuinely enjoy it. 10/10 would do again.

[@ianhopman3379]

This is by far the best yard ep so far

[@haphapp7282]

This episode was good but we both know they have way funnier episodes

[@osmosisjones9732]

Wake up babe new lore on Slime’s autism dropped

[@Biseaumasque]

The minimum mandatory lunch break in France is 20 minutes but not one boss will dare enforcing this policy because everybody will leave on the spot

[@johl9056]

9:57 he did WHAT to their car !?!!??!?

[@gammagames1413]

I love how after slime asks if Aiden will be wearing a beret it cuts and Slime is the only one wearing a beret

[@desmondhume]

after my mom died last year i read the wikipedia article for death maybe three or four times in a month. didn't change anything for me but i felt compelled to do it

[@shibby305]

I know Slime hates it, but if you don’t want to be compared to Frenchie from The Boys, don’t do such a good French accent.

[@n0rng]

I used to think slime looked like Frenchie, now I know slime is Frenchie.

[@bryangoldstein9579]

the yard making me realize that my dads boomer radio show is his lubbin sent me into orbit, we really are all the same

[@tacosffeep3697]

slime is so based, the customer is never right

[@caladendunn]

Slime yet again giving into the autism allegations by saying how he gets overwhelmed by group interactions

[@Michael_Shay]

audio listener coming to see the dogs. archie i love you for the chapters

[@arpek2862]

Im slime core from day one ride or die I would kill for that beautiful man

[@Steepled]

The cut from the ad read where Slime asks about the beret and then he's wearing one is so fucking funny

[@springvisuals]

1:00:50 man the happy gilmore reference really made me smile there slime

[@spagetti9271]

idk what it is maybe it’s the lighting but for some reason slime looks so beautiful in this like a greek god or something

[@Maria_745]

I need to know if slime used the entire bubble bar in one shot because you are NOT supposed to lol

I love how they just independently came up with the whole Willy Wonka TV Chocolate bit

[@coopergreen4049]

Hearing a Poopsmith reference in 2023 elevated me to a new plane of existence.