he DOESN'T get biology

[@Welrd_name]

The one other Biology moment I really liked was during Amnesia AMFP when Phil walked up to the eagle stopped and confidently said "Owl"

[@THExRISER]

xQc moment.

[@davidthecommenter]

"Cheeto."

[@skamelion]

common phil W moment

[@kittydemonoverkill]

What

[@HyperNova808]

@@kittydemonoverkill that’s a great owl right there

[@knines6279]

14:15 what Phil is thinking of is trying to hold your breathe until you pass out, which would cause you to pass out and start breathing again. However, he forgot the fact that the water would enter the dolphins lungs once they passed out, causing them to sink.

[@epkurnissheoway]

fun fact dolphins do not have that reflex they always breathe voluntarily, they also only sleep with half their brain at a time to be able to do so!

[@zackOOO-nz9rh]

@@epkurnissheoway yeah the dolphin one is the only one in this video i could understand being confused about, MAYBE. it at least coming from some sort of logic unlike the other ones

[@shyguymike]

Cut him some slack guys. They don't have animals in Chile.

[@R.G888]

El palo

[@rosibel-RBFC]

Nawww 💀

[@lennyfacebutnotreally3198]

See, while he is chilian he has admitted to be in Canada, which makes more sense of the clueless to animals allegations, as the only animal he ever saw are probably moose

[@flow185]

@@lennyfacebutnotreally3198 and beavers hence why he was so well verse in tyke and sons

[@imalltheragex2000]

He's actually Canadian... Apparently according to his Hello Neighbor 2 stream

[@bluewolf6323]

Phil: "Weasels can't lay egs because that would be too big for them!" The Kiwi bird who has to push an egg about the same size as their body: Pathetic

[@task_failer8223]

The dumbest part about these is that Phil doesn’t just say dumb shit, *my man fucking STANDS his shit ass ground*

[@HyperNova808]

It's fucking amazing

[@N1kk1_N00dl3s]

Starting to wonder if Phil lays eggs

[@Zimeeno]

Every biologist dies inside when Phil speaks

[@JRexTheKing]

You forgor the one where chat tells Phil he can’t drink Salt Water, and he replies with, “yeah, but it’s water. Water is water.”

[@ja-vishaara]

This entire compilation has 'Steel is heavier than feathers' vibes

[@yuilinkmat9469]

My favorite biology moment was in the first Fnaf Week After Party stream where Phil learned there were bacteria in yogurt and in his body and got so disgusted by it that he refused to acknowledge it

[@13thKingMu]

He still refused to admit it,in Dsaf 3 he and Ellie arguing about bacteria can dies after cooked,Ellie brought the yogurt situation and apperantly he forgot about it. Main reason why it still green bc it also has mold on it and mold cannot died by overheat Edit:also the chef in dsaf 3 said bacteria is good for you and some of them are true and even Ellie agreed but Phil still refused as usual

[@jamesgiles4517]

Wait till he finds out that there are more bacteria living in our intestines then the cells that make up our bodies 😂

[@RaspberryPastry]

2:10 Aw, "my biology teacher was a nice lady, she had a lot of patience with me" was such a sweet thing to say

[@shinysnivy6604]

Phil this isn't even like being bad at school biology. This is just straight basic knowledge that even someone who slept through the entire school year could tell you. I'm genuinely concerned.

[@KaisenBurg1]

Its phil dont worry about it

[@danang5]

he's just being stubborn on things he know little at he said he's bad at biology,yet he keep insisting that he's right lol

[@RogelioALoya]

@@danang5 it comes across more (at least to me) that he’s just confused

[@BananaBoi_]

Phil’s knowledge of biology fascinates me.

[@BoopidKadoopid]

It confuses me.

[@KaisenBurg1]

It facinates me as well

[@TheAmazingWolfie]

More so his lack there of

[@GermanSimonMan]

I concur, he said some perplexing things

[@synderthmc]

I too am facinated by VOIDS

[@doodoofartman]

Phil is the best biologist. He understands that weasels lay eggs. He gets it. Edit: oh my god this guy is actually a medieval doctor

[@Jerebee-DS]

Remember: The only reason people wore those Plague Masks was because they thought the sickness spread through MIASMAS/SMELL, and would usually stuff flowers/herbs to cover the smell of the sick. Miasma as a reason/theory to sickness was debunked in the late 1870's due to a report finding out that anthrax was actually a microorganism, not just a "smell". Medical history, while seeming stupid and easy to laugh at during our time, does have some good points at times, even if it's pure coincidence. Leeches are a good example of this! They were used as a way to "cure" or help fix sickness. While this clearly isn't the case, leeches ARE great at creating blood-flow that can reattach limbs or just get blood going again! Their ability to thin blood and attach to bodies works well for their needed purpose/ability to survive, thus letting their use in the medical field to continue!

[@djroscurro9859]

bro thought the black plague was an std BRO THOUGHT DOLPHINS COULDNT DROWN LMAOOOO

[@Pan-demic]

That is an uncalled diss towards Medieval doctors man. In actuality, they weren’t any worse than the doctors before them or after them. They had a good understanding of surgery (good common sense) and application of naturally occurring medicine, and they displayed a fairly sophisticated system of medical understanding (inherited from the Ancient Greeks, which puts a thorough dent in the uniqueness of the Medieval doctor’s supposed “stupidity” in comparison to the “rational” ancients) The only reason people go hurr durr Medevil doktor bad is because of some very old and terribly outdated stereotypes that display as much knowledge on the actual Middle Ages as Phil does about biology here. See James Hannam’s fantastic 2011 The Genesis of Science: How the Christian Middle Ages Launched the Scientific Revolution for a comprehensive overview and casual debunking of an old caricature. A full list of sources and a more in depth look into the historiography of the whole dark ages myth can be found on my document here: docs.google.com/document/d/1bQMJDEhE84kfwzbzDvnkNNi-LueeuJD3yugFMF_ZnB4/edit (still a bit of a work in progress) God I’m such a nerd

[@fazmade]

​@@Pan-demicyeah your a nerd

[@theundeadpancake9869]

The whole Black Death bit made me cry, because it was the FLEAS on the rats that caused the disease. The people at the time thought that cats were evil, so they killed a bunch of them, causing a rat population explosion. And they had fleas. It was the FLEAS that carried the disease and caused everyone to get sick, and since the rats carrying the fleas were everywhere, and so the fleas got everywhere, thats how the disease spread. Im sure someone has said it now, but holy crap that bit made my brain bleed more than others Edit: nvm the dolphins bit made me cry more as an ocean animal enthusiast. They're mamals, awhh gosh

[@WispyEcho]

The crows laying eggs part is my favorite, as that entire conversation did genuinely make me laugh and forget how bad my day was. But GOD did the Dolphin part hurt That Biology stream is greatly needed, my good sir.

[@HyperNova808]

"Have you ever gone fishing?" "I have" "well I haven't" I FUCKING LOVE THAT PART LMFAO

[@matrisk2849]

To be fair, Phil would be an expert in biology in 12th century.

[@TheDreamerFrom04]

Seeing these live was an experience, to put it lightly. Someone help this man.

[@JRexTheKing]

Let’s pray that we get an actual expert on Biology for the Biology Stream.

[@HeisenbergFam]

6:45 this man is unique, not only is his biology knowledge out of this world, but also suggests making a cult of STDs and Black Death

[@PortalGorgon]

You.

[@drawingbanana8158]

this guy's everywhere, huh?

[@PortalGorgon]

@@drawingbanana8158 yep

[@thistles_whistle]

phil should play “are you smarter than a 5th grader” with all this big brain knowledge he’s showing

[@BananaBoi_]

Bro got a J- on biology💀

[@thediam0nddrag0n78]

He wishes he got a J on Biology

[@adamshafeeq8685]

Johnny Test got a Z, who says you can't get a J?

[@klaus.sfc01official30]

I still love seeing phil say "birds drop eggs" like it's some IRL loot system

[@cz7113]

Phil sounds like a kid who stutters when he tries to explain his logic

[@-_minttea_-5841]

Wait until Phil finds out that mammals have eggs, they just don't lay them

[@decadryl]

platypus

[@solosaf6754]

wait till he learns about echidnas

[@corpsenymph4644]

Wait until he learns women exist

[@decadryl]

@@corpsenymph4644 WOMEN LAY EGGS???

[@ona512]

@@decadryl yes women birds

[@SaltyCrabOfficial]

0:27 as a biology student im tremendously ashamed of how shitty the education system is to the point a "normal" human question if birds lay eggs... im gonna cry now

[@thediam0nddrag0n78]

Don't worry, Phil's a special case

[@enderhugo]

I find it very interesting how confident he is like the bacteria thing during stray and the other stream, the dolphin drowning, the fish listening he's so stubbornly confident it's so interesting

[@GBAura]

Phil's biology teacher is shaking. Poor woman, she wanted to nice to the silliest student at school.

[@CorneliusCob]

“Bird Pussy” -Phil “Pissnom” Morg when asked if he knew what a cloaca was

[@hyphus_8439]

This whole biology bit still feels so surreal to me, as if it didn't actually happen and my brain just made it up. Yet every once in a while I rewatch the Popgoes Arcade stream just to see how this whole arc began. Please never learn biology, Phil.

[@S_moonie]

Biology itself fears this man

[@Polyguywashere]

Phil and ellie have one thing in common. Taking a semi-complicated subject and taking it to a whole other level in seconds.

[@twistedmyth5860]

Did, did anyone explain to Phil that swimming was a voluntary action even by fish and dolphins? Also, dolphins' breathing is actually manual and not automatic like human's. That is how they commit the self die in aquariums by drowning, Phil. On a fishing note: Phil is actually right. Because sound doesn't travel well between air and water, fish don't really notice people talking or even yelling. They'd probably notice if you had a loud radio on the bottom of a boat because then the vibrations might transfer to the water.

[@danielwilson8604]

he is correct in part, but presents his case terribly.

[@ColeTheWooloo]

I fear seeing Phil’s biology grade

[@thediam0nddrag0n78]

They made up their own alphabet for Phil's biology grade

[@jessicaruizcollazo2372]

Probably got a Z-

[@norallegiance2568]

the black plague part had me wheezing on my kitchen floor, my neighbors might have been alarmed. This reminds me so much of arguments I have with my brothers, it's hilarious

[@pazzieanneknexx809]

"I've been to the aquarium" "Have you been a fish?" That made me cackle SO loud.

[@Kunailover101]

Phil's biology teacher had the patience of a saint.

[@dejinnthedjinn5311]

"Have you ever been fishing?!" "Yes!" "Well I haven't!" That had me wheezing.

[@rowmanscouter]

Bro skipped biology classes 💀

[@wobblewokgaming655]

Oh, wait till Phisnom learns about the Kiwi Bird...

[@AnnoyingSomething]

I learned more in this video than I did in my biology class. And most of it is more accurate too.

[@twistedmyth5860]

And you can even double check it as you learn it, unlike in a biology class.

[@JedKai]

Phil’s biology knowledge is extremely entertaining

[@testhekid]

"fish dont have ears" i have never heard a sentence so mindblowing to the literal sense

[@Wandergirl108]

I'm actually a bit of a biology nerd, so…this…kind of hurts. But I can laugh at it, too.

[@hyenav2gunsmith]

The first couldn't torture that info out of me, but Phil just told everyone everything

[@magicalmojitoes4558]

Between all of this insanity, my favorite sentence is still Ellies "How loud do you think smoking is?"

[@TheShmoodle]

If we ever get any Phisnom merch we need “Do weasels lay eggs?” On a shirt

[@DanteKrystal]

Salutations! We need to get this in a shirt.

[@Steamlazer]

Can't wait for the Chemistry sequel to include the clip from the PVZ stream where Phil doesn't know Copper is a metal

[@sewaddleverse9357]

He’s a mood sometimes

[@GPS.J1932]

Don't worry Phil, I have my biology extended 😟

[@GoldenPyrite]

the dolphin talk has the same vibe as "just be happy"

[@iancastro1327]

Finally Biology 101 with Mr. Popgoes Guy

[@nyrowastaken]

The sound of dissapintment in Kane's voice says it all.

[@epkurnissheoway]

as that one kid who watched every animal documentary they could as a child, this hurts

[@taiscommentingaccountusedf1908]

I am BEYOND mad. FURIOUS even.

[@endstudios9345]

“Sound is not that loud” perfect, absolutely perfect

[@kyleawsum7]

phil the kinda guy to be confused when he finds out that fish need to swim in order to swim

[@neonishere123]

As someone studying marine biology, this was absolutley hilarious. Thank you for putting these moments into a video

[@wolfietronic356]

New symptom of alcohol poisoning unlocked(?)

[@justthatoneguy737]

The next stream should be a Phil watching a collection of Bill Nye videos about Biology, then be given a test afterwards..

[@laurice1285]

Ah yes, the same stream were Phil ask what was the main food of the popgoes pizzeria, such a classic!!

[@QuandaleDingle_69]

Bro was smoking crack in the bathrooms during biology class 💀💀

[@Coreybyte]

im dying, Phil's biology knowledge is so broken i can't stop.

[@slenderminion2229]

Phil's complete inability to grasp basic biology is fascinatingly hilarious. At the very least, he's trying his best and that is what really counts.

[@deletioninprogress]

I've never seen the bit about The Black Death, I'm fuckin crying man-

[@-arcademaster101-]

I genuinely hope Phil is playing a character sometimes.

[@janecklyn]

Right? 😭

[@uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh]

he's either drunk or hungover in half of these

[@-arcademaster101-]

@@uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh I pray for the other half

[@squingldoo4518]

Bro, i bet phil thinks that you can pop off a turtle shell like a lego piece

[@belltowersubductions5104]

Phil's inability to grasp the concept that Dolphins can choose to drown themselves by not going tot he surface for air is excruciating to observe

[@Lockerbutnotfunny]

This is just art. Nothing more to say.

[@axolotlquestions6407]

As someone who knows a lot about animals, every breath a dolphin takes is a CONSCIOUS CHOICE, that's why they have to sleep with one half of there brain awake so they go up for air, I think the same thing is true for whales. And that story about the dolphin killing itself is true, I've read up on it

[@Jerebee-DS]

Phil would be considered a genius if this was the 1300's. Unfortunately for Phil, this is not the 1300's, but the 2000's, so hearing this shit in real time is so terrifying it makes you wonder how this man is alive 🗿 Also, some fun biology facts for y'all to enjoy: -Humans have eggs. -The smallest bone in our body is in our ears. -The largest organ in our body is the intestines, and they are CONSTANTLY moving. -Human skin can weigh around 10 pounds.

[@Jerebee-DS]

@@epkurnissheoway Thats why I said IN the body. Not the entire body. I know most of my shit.

[@epkurnissheoway]

@@Jerebee-DS my bad sorry

[@Jerebee-DS]

@@epkurnissheoway It's fine, dw! I wasn't upset at your correction. I'm sure it was done in good faith :]

[@khaotickiri8223]

As someone who literally majors biology this was both hard to watch but also REALLY FUNNY

[@paragonrobbie9270]

Phil's friends have infinitely more patience than I do because I would've blown up at him within the first minute.

[@Music7Ada]

"Platypuses lay eggs, and they're not birds!" Yes, but they said *all* birds lay eggs not *only* birds lay eggs. This is like that "all odd numbers have an E"

[@utse2474]

The dolphins can't drown thing fucking killed me

[@LucasTF]

"Going to college is one of the things that may not be worth it nowadays" - Morg, Phil (Actually, I know college is not the same as school, but give me a break)

[@Tinypro2005]

To explain the dolphin suicide bit dolphins have to manually breath which is why only half of their brain sleeps at a time the dolphin chose not to breath and die that way

[@andrewdiaz3529]

Dolphins can, in fact, choose to stop breathing

[@MasterHand4444]

I watched this vod the other day and I was in shambles at this.

[@EvilOverlord1662]

I like how absolutely confident this guy is even when he's absolutely wrong in the most basic things!

[@Ramikin]

I feel like Phil would lose his mind to hear about worm charming/worm grunting.

[@Chewyy]

This moment was golden

[@TheEmeraldSword04]

I really want to see Phil take a biology trivia test now. For both study and laughs.

[@nochromo6572]

Phil vs biology. I would pay my left kidney to see that fight

[@heinoussage]

2:41 phil you obviously were watching cartoons instead getting good grades in school, HAVEN'T YOU EVER SEEN A FISH SKELETON BEFORE!

[@luall13]

the crow clip is a certified hood classic

[@eveefun8178]

we LOVE stream highlights.. keep em coming?

[@p_rityy]

Phil saying the Black Death was an STD has to be the funniest misconception of the Black Death I've ever heard

[@solosaf6754]

this is painful and hysterical to watch at equal parts

[@BoopidKadoopid]

Phil at least knows more than 60% than the FNAF community.

[@awesomery4596]

This video needs an update now 💀

[@jamesgiles4517]

Did Phil say something on the weekend about biology 😶

[@awesomery4596]

@@jamesgiles4517 he said the hearts in the middle in the pocket mirror stream 💀

[@jamesgiles4517]

@@awesomery4596 timestamp because I want to see that

[@simplyblank]

Others said this aswell but yeah i actually do underestand where Phil is coming from on the dolphin one - i didn't know that the breathing part was 100% completely voluntary with dolphins and they did not have like a reflex that makes their body subconciously go up and potentially get air. I mean, humans have an involuntary reflex to breath when unconcious, that's why you cannot kill yourself by asphyxiation without a tool to do it, like a rope and stuff. It does make sense that dolphins don't have that when they are underwater, but it definetly is a disadvantage that they aren't involuntarely able to go up. Though even if they could it might not stop the dolphin from getting himself intentionally stuck somewhere in his enclosure.

[@AnthonyVCL]

phil did not watch the ratatouille short about the black plague

[@therealmonke561]

16:24 exact moment of when phisnom commits both a biology mistake and physics mistake

[@maddoxhitt8099]

Imagine two fish have the same conversation but it’s how humans get startled by noise and fish phisnom is saying that air blocks sound or something dumb. 😂Then in the end fish him gets strangled by fins😂

[@terminalvelocityrunner2202]

@Phisnom On the topic of “do mammals reproduce through eggs” in a sense all mammals do, but not in the traditional way. An egg, biologically in most animals, just a single, female reproductive cell. Be it from a bird, or something else, the size just varies quite drastically between creatures. (So yes, when you have a delicious scrambled egg, you’re eating a mutilated, cooked reproductive cell. That’s quite literally what you are doing when you cook a chicken egg) The S*erm is the male equivalent. In this regard even Humans develop from eggs, except we don’t LAY them, they remain inside the female and develop into a baby when fertilized by a s*erm cell. At this point, the cells will constantly split and deviate until the organism is properly formed. Naturally, this process executes differently depending on the creature. So for instance, a female salmon lays unfertilized eggs, and then the male essentially N*ts into the water all around them. I can’t believe I just had to give a middle school biology lesson to someone one year older than I am, but life’s an adventure I guess.

[@StevenCatalin]

CONGRATS ON 100K PHISNOM!!!!

[@Katipax2]

If phil had a biology show it would so so well

[@caketaro]

The one biology mistake I made was assuming dolphins were wholesome. My favorite marine animals are sharks anyways. Also edit: Don't worry, we all have that one subject we struggle at. Mine was religion.

[@JacKAB0Y]

Nothing like watching Phisnom play Cult Of The Lamb while trying to justify his reasoning behind why The Black Death is an STD lmfao

[@shortgiraffe700]

Dolphins cannot breath automatically it has to be a conscious effort. This is why they only sleep with half their brain at a time.