Two Idiots Argue About Cookies For 12 Minutes Straight

[@TinyPacky]

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[@Splatrakuzilla31]

Oh guardian of the cookie, lend me your powers.

[@Archbishopofcheeseburger]

So truuue tho...

[@thediam0nddrag0n78]

The Creature is here

[@Gamefighter1306]

You should hide some from phill just in case

[@alexajanel4522]

just cookies it's not in the end of the world😂

[@JRexTheKing]

I kid you not, this is exactly the type of argument I have with my youngest sister on a daily basis.

[@jestry7246]

Same

[@SillytheSkrunklylilfella]

phil and azzy do have such a sibling dynamic

[@KirbyStarAnimation]

POV: You drank the last can of sprite.

[@cosmicgenesis1581]

"It is a crime against azazels" that implies theres MULTIPLE azazles. and its both amazing and absolutely fucking terrifying

[@thediam0nddrag0n78]

What, you didn't know she's capable of reproducing like a cell?

[@nash6237]

It would be, if they weren’t plushies. Then you just repeatedly bonk them.

[@irvan8099]

THE LAMBVERSE

[@ZayJayPlays]

Whenever one dies, it is replaced with another Azazel. She is the Kenny of the Phil-verse.

[@Suskord42O]

Yeah there are at least 69 clones of her and the reason I know that is because I made all 69 of them and I didn't get paid for it THIS IS A JOKE

[@KonroMan]

I wish all drama on the internet was just this and none of the deplorable things that weaken my faith in humanity, this was awesome.

[@AuuuuuuuuuuuA]

Don't worry, in a few years there will be whole games just canceled due to the dev just mixing coke and pepsi or smth.

[@RedReign]

i'd die laughing if i just logged on to twitter and saw two youtubers making callout posts about each other over like stolen sodas or something

[@Myu142]

I'm with Azazel. Don't eat all the fucking cookies!

[@drewgage1803]

But only 2 but if there's only 2 left don't touch them

[@AsherzYT]

we have a rule in my house when it comes to unattended food/snacks: you snooze; you lose

[@ColonizedEthan]

what if I just horde everything in my room

[@PurpleStar22]

The fucking sibling energy is strong, and they're not even siblings!

[@fernoagent8581]

her cookies !!!!

[@sickeny]

Are they just roommates then?

[@samwarren6008]

@@sickeny Oh my god they're rooomates

[@littlevirus3562]

AND THEY AREN'T EVEN COUSINS!

[@SuperDestroyerFox]

@@samwarren6008yes, not in the “And they were roommates” way, pretty sure Azazel is aro ace or maybe just asexual

[@JacKAB0Y]

“There were only like 6 cookies” “IT’S SO MUCH COOKIES” “That is not enough cookie” My brain and my heart when I’m hungry

[@sneakysileny]

1:25 Shoutouts to that one guy saying "Domestic violence" in chat, absolutely sent me

[@michaeladames4932]

I lovethe line " Communism died in 91!" XD

[@Weston-s4k]

She forgot China existed.

[@typicaluser697]

​@@Weston-s4k China isn't communist (besides the party in charge)

[@GiovanniCloud]

@@Weston-s4k And North Korea and Cuba.

[@GameMaster-sh7tr]

Alternative title: An angry plush gets mad at toxic man for stealing cookies

[@theJamesexpress]

In my personal opinion these "alternate titles" comments suck

[@geno-metrix]

@@theJamesexpress Nah some of them are good... this one is just very very mid

[@theJamesexpress]

@@geno-metrix correct

[@v-d]

i'm alive in a generation where a toxic slime and sheep angel arguing about cookies Glad to be here

[@KaisenBurg1]

I too am glad to be here

[@necrosniper_7]

Welcome to the toxic cesspit

[@DanteKrystal]

What a time to be alive.

[@KaisenBurg1]

@@DanteKrystal Quite

[@XoraOff]

Isnt she a demon tho?

[@sargentgamer4036]

This is honestly the most relatable conversation I've ever seen.

[@codiecola3636]

This is very much a “I’m pissed and wanna cause problems” kinda argument. Good show. ✨

[@FidgetyAttic]

jolly good show

[@michaelurmo7984]

The accent with the squeaky voice gets me bro. "I'll beat you with a slippa!"

[@Surname-gt7so]

Average phisnom Azazel interaction:

[@CDeity]

You can't blame a man for acts he commited when he was hungry

[@glitchingeclipse9850]

Your honor, my client pleads "hungy".

[@DanteKrystal]

You totally can tho

[@tailzgimer1726]

“You aren’t yourself when you are hungry”

[@Adamhvhvhv]

His stomach did a little "oppsyy"

[@Bluecho4]

@@tailzgimer1726 "Your honor, my client cannot be found culpable for his actions. He hadn't had his Snickers bar. He was literally a _different person_ at time."

[@cheynesullivan3448]

The banter between a fallen sheep angel and a goop man is more entertaining to me then it should be.

[@drewgage1803]

More entertaining than a bunch of Hollywood movies

[@thediam0nddrag0n78]

Ive watched this multiple times

[@dalad9319]

Phil is just an average roommate

[@PANdora95Flowers]

Agreed

[@DimoB8]

I definitely feel for Azazel in that case

[@Rockystan675]

Phisnom = Cookie Monster

[@nash6237]

C is for cookie, and cookie is for phis!

[@PattyjoAtwork]

POV: You're hiding in your bedroom as you hear your parents arguing again.

[@MrGoatYouTube]

For the first time Phil is actually reasonable

[@bearzinluvzxd]

Steal a cookie, shame on me. Steal SIX COOKIES? SHAME ON YOUU.

[@Welrd_name]

And then there's Mario standing in place for hours listening to the voices arguing in his head

[@taghreedali1948]

Paper Phisnom: the thousand year long argument about who ate the cookies

[@Bomerman30O1]

I swear you two argue like an old married couple

[@joanabilro2291]

I was just thinking that🤣

[@Weston-s4k]

He he, Black Mesa reference.

[@Bluz_Spiral0]

5:16 Why did I just imagine the meme of John looking inside the trash can and finding a dead Nermal inside. Just with Azazel and the cookie box.

[@gabrielsalinas1019]

YEAH, someone do it

[@SweetsInc420]

Honestly, Phil is so real for this

[@wowygary5541]

The way she pronounces "cookies" makes this ten thousand times better

[@Steamlazer]

His greed is sickening :(

[@somedudeinabox]

In Phil’s defense, the man was just hungry. Shoutout to frosted sugar cookies, btw.

[@nash6237]

Reasors is better than generic ones.

[@Zangoose5]

My man! Frosted Sugar Cookies slap, all day err’y day!

[@Soundbox3214]

"You would never stab me on stream, you would only do it on your stream so you could get the glory on your channel." "FACTS" Had me dying lmfao

[@andrewmcdonald183]

Azazel: You took my only food, now i'm gonna starve. Phil: Nuh uh. Azazel: TF YOU MEAN NUH UH?!

[@angerydestroyer]

The absolute hilarious energy of these two will go down in history

[@omarmatouq3855]

Moral of the story: cookies are so tasty that stealing em is an inevitability.

[@xyceliumthe]

i fucking love cookies shout outs to macadamia nut cookies i fucking love those

[@nash6237]

Chocolate chip and snickerdoodle baybee!

[@snarkyginger1158]

I love macadamia nut cookies! I am allergic to macadamia nut cookies!

[@nash6237]

@@snarkyginger1158 speech 100

[@snarkyginger1158]

@@nash6237 who did I succeed in a speech check with? Whom was seduced by my body's overreaction to *tree nuts*? Is the thought of someone unable to enjoy the tantalizing flavor of macadamia nut cookies so charming? I live in a world where I must weigh the pros and cons of itchy, swollen mouth and fantastic cookie! I am but an empty, nutless shell without cookie! hehehe. empty shell. nut. eheheheh.

[@nash6237]

@@snarkyginger1158 speech check passed, based on successfully convincing your brain enough to enjoy something you are actively allergic to

[@tarcat]

lets be honest. Phis ate them on purpose just to piss off Azazel.

[@shygalsarashygal2755]

This…is a 12 minute video about arguing about cookies… And I’m all here for it

[@SpringJohnny]

1:46 Wait, they live in the same house!? I was unaware of that.

[@yaxtheghost2249]

Never EVER eat your lil sibling's sweets. Phil should be punished for his crimes against Azazels

[@Homem_bucha]

Phil did really do the "i will take the potato chip and EAT IT!" with azazel's cookies

[@loganreano1910]

This is how you can tell they’re good friends

[@joeyghostx]

Phinom is right, it is funnier to always know Azazel is a grown-up woman. I can't stop laughing... I'm gonna die from laughter.

[@NanachiKirby]

Mods, send this individual to the store to buy more Cookies.

[@AlexDoubleAU]

Oh god, Azazel did NOT just threaten Phil with a chancla

[@spiralthephantom]

Wow, an actual video. Never thought I'd see the day, wow.

[@MicahKGaming]

"I have a fucking hello kitty knife"

[@Jorpda]

You can win any argument even if you’re in the wrong if you’re just more chill than the other person

[@bartmoss_DataKrash]

Those must've been either the best cookies on this planet or edibles

[@AlderiteNagami]

The only loser in this situation is unfortunately Azazel Azazel should be owed 12 cookies as compensation for the loss of their 6 cookies

[@tonysonic456]

Zoe wants her cookies, but she can't get her cookies because Cookie Monster ate all her cookies. So now she's very angy and won't leave poor Cookie alone.

[@Jaki-im3kx]

Heh, yeah guy just forgets to at least ask before devouring all the cookies. In all seriousness though how did go on for 12 minutes?

[@PiffleNEO]

Unironically super fitting explanation lol

[@GBAura]

That part of the stream was a highlight. I forgot how funny this was when I first saw it live.

[@Frogman920]

How tf could someone sound so pissed yet so cute at the same time

[@joshjimmens3215]

9:06 genuinely me i too yell Japanese hell incantations when the lights get turned on

[@ravenisjusthere]

Ah yes, I was present during this and I remember it all so vividly. It was so funny, especially as a new viewer! I can't wait for more of these moments

[@leighferdgames1593]

Azazel is a gem

[@Octojoker]

Put that cookie down, now

[@calamarichaos]

These are the type of friends I want, I wanna start fights and drama over dumb shit it's so fun

[@GatoCitrico]

Azazel is like the cabbage merchant from Avatar: MY COOKIES!!!

[@bentim10]

oh my god...this is just adorable

[@theshypuppet]

Someone should absolutely animate this

[@jaydenliberty9536]

I showed my partner and they declared that you need a Shame Bucket™️ to place over the usual barrel for when you do such things as stealing the special treat cookies

[@AnimeNinjaKing]

She is like so angry and serious but she's so fucking adorable like wtf 😂 Edit:honestly tho thank you I needed the laugh

[@The_RMan]

"Me playing Paper Mario while Mom and Dad are arguing about cookies in the background" lol

[@reecer0503]

Watching this while eating cookies lmao

[@sepelchurparadise4785]

This is a beautiful dynamic.

[@mrwoodcrash]

I love these random interactions between azazel and phil

[@AIB-xx6bn]

Phill taught azezel the fnaf lore and then stole her cookies, i feel like thats enough for her to sue him

[@ThePuff18]

I love Azazel with the kawaii voice while saying “DONT TAKE MY FUCKING COOKIES”

[@devilofdarkness3598]

Phil and Azzie fr give Siblings energy

[@Swankmann]

Literally sibling energy at its finest

[@klaus.sfc01official30]

This is the most phisnom thing phisnom could have done. *HE. ATE. THE. COOKIES.*

[@froakietw]

Poor Azazel, she just wants the cookies :')

[@MoltenNaut]

This gives me the same feeling of a friend who says they are not hungry and then eats part of your food

[@isaac2499]

When she said "Communism died in 91" i felt that

[@KirbyStarAnimation]

0:09 Azazel saying “It was my cookies” sounded so funny and adorable at the same time.😂

[@SqrunkTrep]

I like how Phil is trying to gaslight Azazel about not being the asshole for eating her cookies

[@bonnieplushtuber5517]

Phil was a little hungy

[@thelosstr4511]

Now this is a really serious argument, bear game drama was just child play

[@SplendidSuperman122]

Azazel is a little chaos gremlin and that’s why she’s hilarious. XD

[@VreenAlien]

Phil 20 years later: And that's how me and my wife's first argument went. (For the few people that may over react this is a joke they're just friends)

[@Yuckycoffeegrinds]

Based Phil

[@Alexrun902]

Today I learned that Azazel and Phil apparently live in the same house, and that apparently act like siblings together even though they're not

[@kageyureihyuga793]

The chemistry between you 2 is hilarious, I’m just sitting back watching the drama over cookies happen 🍿🍺

[@trollman_2345]

They were her cookies, Phil. Tis her win this time.

[@altalpha9213]

malewife phi is not something id expect but here we are

[@wohsreh4162]

This is relatable ngl

[@G00byW00by_y]

I remember joining and going "what the fuck have I walked in on" at the time Phil called Azazel a child lol

[@irvan8099]

I think this is my new favorite phil clip EVER

[@pitiedlobster6504]

Bringing me back to the days when my brother and i were still idiot children

[@Mimiyan_or_Pikapikafan]

"I'll beat you with a slipper" Azezel getting ready for a Paper Mario themed attack nice

[@noecurl5986]

Most polite phisnom and Azazel conversation:

[@QueenVoodo0]

This stream was such a moment of all time it was just, amazing

[@Vexruna]

All this cookie talk got me hungry for pizza, which is a big flat cookie

[@DahHourglass]

0:00 yeah i seriously couldnt have been the only one during the chapter 5 stream who thought azazel was a child

[@quinceorchard]

If you close your eyes and just listen it sounds like the cutscene before Kirby fights a God.

[@zerostudioszx3227]

"Communism died in '91!" I don't know why that line made me laugh so much

[@charliejones7512]

You know they’re meant to be when they start arguing over cookies of all things.

[@Konkonkonkonkonkonkonkonkonkon]

we need more content like this this is amazing

[@NothingUnderCtrl]

the sibling energy, love it