He Finally Got Arrested

[@swandos2861]

SBF's lawyers in court: "Your Honor, my client pleads oopsie daisy"

[@atsleyrick7731]

He pleads goofy woofy

[@niki75]

The sad thing is he might get away with it. And serve a few months in a cozy ass prison...

[@tumultoustortellini]

russian badger!

[@wil.d_sage]

I know this is a joke, but thats probably exactly what they are going to do

[@peluquin98]

The best Lawyers exist to protect shitty rich people from facing consequences of their actions.

[@stiglitz3532]

Lawyers: "Stop admitting you did it" Sam: "I'm a goof"

[@quackkith]

i feel like he was treating all of this like he got cancelled on twitter or smth

[@CrimsonCreationAGM]

*insert talking ben “yes” here*

[@maelstrom2313]

He might be a tad autistic, judging from his complete inability to read a room.

[@nejdalej]

*hYUCk! i'Ll dO It AgAIn!*

[@DataLog]

If I were him, I would STFU the minute sh1t hit the fan and lawyer up. If they arrest, plead the fifth...

[@samrobertson7535]

The fact that he gave so many interviews before his arrest will really help the prosecutors here. Yes, everything he said during those interviews can and almost certainly will be used by the prosecution - "anything you say can be used against you" doesn't just apply if you're in an interrogating room. They gave him plenty of rope and he hanged himself.

[@HairyJuan]

That, along with him being hard stuck bronze in league is why I believe he is genuinely mentally challenged and will probably spend a very long time in prison because he's literally clueless to what's going on.

[@jjprs3062]

"They gave him plenty of rope and he hanged himself." That is one hell of a sentence.

[@Super-Vision]

"they have him plenty rope and he hung himself" is a cold line tho

[@joeyskyde4552]

“They gave him plenty of rope and he hanged himself”, is it bad I found that funny? (I have dark humor)

[@YouAreStillNotablaze]

@@jjprs3062 It's a common expression. On one podcast (Pivot) they were like 'whoever is advising him is making the worst choices' and 'they are going to play clips of this at his sentencing' in reference to one of his media interviews.

[@ClingyParasite]

It is amazing how he is a son of two compliance lawyers and still didn't know how to stop talking

[@beingme._.eilonwy4571]

When you think you can get away with anything you tend to not care. Hopefully he gets a fair sentence.

[@ClingyParasite]

@@beingme._.eilonwy4571 or sometimes some people believe with enough money, they can buy their way out of any consequence

[@josephnowak6802]

Can we get a round of applause for the investigative team? They were just chilling in the shadows building their case against the goofball.

[@ronswanson1410]

That's gay.

[@magicshruums1014]

@@ronswanson1410 sounds like a gay in denial to me, dawg

[@ronswanson1410]

@@magicshruums1014 ?

[@magicshruums1014]

@@ronswanson1410 what, do you not know what denial means?

[@ronswanson1410]

@@magicshruums1014 No. I’m loud and proud personally.

[@PNarbz123]

I can't believe he decided to join random Q&A's as opposed to having his lawyers write up a statement.

[@stephenglassdale5914]

hes going to get epstein'ed

[@emigon_fmageuw6113]

Yeh he was high on amphetamine thinking it was a movie and he was untouchable lol

[@dakotasherman632]

He thought he was smart. He thought he was gonna get away with it, and wouldn't have anything to worry about.

[@brandonandujar2289]

@@stephenglassdale5914 The New York city evidence warehouse went up in flames

[@mitchweber7868]

That's what I don't get, his parents were both lawyers, and I think this kid probably knows a good deal about legal, why would you go on any of these interviews whatsoever??........ He certainly doesn't just ask 1 lawyers opinion on this right, but multiple lawyers and they will give him a good idea on what he can and cannot say in these interviews.

[@laytexdogs6682]

Honestly I'm surprised he was lawfully arrested for this. A lot of people like him have hands deep in the law and use their money to get out of jail

[@cheddar2648]

They only arrested him because he was set to testify in Congress. Now he can't.

[@bobbobhouse312]

He made the other rich people look like idiots so they had extra motivation

[@conorcrawford8311]

He has no money now

[@sjeveburger381]

being rich and influential isn't as important when you've pissed off people richer and more influential than you are, $30bn down the drain is going to turn some serious heads

[@boethius8114]

He was arrested to protect him from giving admissible testimony in congressional hearing today and self incriminating. Y’all celebrate meaningless shit and can’t see the forest for the trees.

[@drallak442]

The silence by the investigation team was really smart with him going around giving them evidence to work with.

[@ryanosborne7534]

Extradition is a NIGHTMARE not just legally but diplomatically and can sometimes take years so I was amazed to see he was arrested this fast. Genuinely amazed.

[@JohnM-sw4sc]

Bahamas and the us have strong relations.

[@ryanosborne7534]

@@JohnM-sw4sc even with good relations extradition can still take forever

[@ryanosborne7534]

@@JohnM-sw4sc it took El chapo around a year to be extradited to the us

[@JohnM-sw4sc]

@@ryanosborne7534 that’s Mexico. Not as nice relations.

[@scylex47]

He was arrested less about 20 hours before he was supposed to testify for the feds, so personally not surprised he was arrested

[@Cunox582]

Him getting arrested is like hearing you won the lottery.

[@galacticeriol9678]

bro really got the same bot to responde twice 😭😭😭😭

[@vrpower4634]

True

[@Fvckallofyou1]

the bots comment literally says “I hate penguinz and I love penguins” when translated

[@grassence-djequavion]

goat

[@vrpower4634]

@@Fvckallofyou1 I see them every single video

[@washboardman7435]

I think a lot of people fail to understand that it always takes time to arrest someone. There's a difference between "he's obviously guilty" and "ladies and gentlemen of the jury, he's obviously guilty", and you have to do all the legal busywork before trying someone or a really good defense lawyer could get him off on a technicality.

[@TheNobleFive]

Thank you for having a brain.

[@HairyJuan]

Yeah it was kind of weird how obsessed and impatient Charlie was with this whole thing

[@zoiker3512]

@@HairyJuan charlie is too much of an internet dweller to know any better

[@Keeki95]

Keep in mind that he's been under investigation before his company collapsed. There were whistleblowers that tried to reach out and were denied. It's not as if they only started working on a case against him when we got to find out, so one does have to wonder with how much time they had and how much was at stake why it didn't happen sooner.

[@205ken4]

It only takes probable cause to arrest someone.

[@diecar128]

Sam's prison cellmate: what u in for? Sam: i was a goofball

[@WorshipperOfKhone]

Prisoner: everyone is here newbie. That's one eye billy, shank Shane, Sweet cheek Joe, snorty and Sam Newbie: what is Sam In here for? Prisoner: *His a goofball*

[@13thcentury]

Sam in the shower "oppsie... damn soap..... ohhhhhh!"

[@Autismic1]

Sorry, Imma goofy gooby

[@wishmenot1813]

Lmao

[@jasper3648]

“I was there Sam, I was always watching. Every slip of the tongue, every excuse, every um, I was there. I have seen the beginning of your story and now I will see your end” I know this isn’t exactly what Charlie said, but this is how it felt when I heard this video

[@paracosmx7684]

You liked your own comment

[@ogbullion]

@@paracosmx7684 and nobody likes your 😏

[@evobsm2328]

@@paracosmx7684 he may have liked his own comment. But you may have shat your pants trying to write this comment.

[@_wanted_outlaw3007]

@@evobsm2328 is he talking about op?

[@00Grimreaper00]

Reverse flash moment

[@JacktheRacoon]

The fact that he really got arrested in the Bahamas tells you how unexpected it was that he actually got arrested

[@4thjulybd809]

Yeah, conveniently gpt arrested before having to testify before congress.

[@brandonandujar2289]

On his way to Israel next ;3

[@grylltheonion]

@@IvanVKlik "Js"? Don't be a baby. If you are going to be a hateful person, don't try to hide it. 😒

[@IvanVKlik]

@@grylltheonion youtube algorithm removes comments that contain enough keywords, but you knew that and decided to be disingenuous anyway. that said, how does it feel to be such a bugman that your opinions perfectly align with those of every major corporation?

[@xenn4985]

@@grylltheonion says the hateful person hiding behind a funny username and pastel pfp. Very large oof

[@giddyup523]

I know a lot of people have been wondering why it took so "long" but this honestly is a really fast response considering federal charges usually take a really long time as they only charge when they basically have the case already air tight, which usually takes a lot of time. The feds usually aren't fast but they are inevitible on stuff like this so to see them get him in just a few weeks shows how much he was probably screwing himself with all these interviews where he literally admitted to illegal activity. SBF basically did the feds job for them with as stupid as his PR thing was.

[@Bambi_Sapphic]

He only got arrested because Harry Potter fan snitched last week. She was spotted by a citizen in the US at a coffee shop with another person confirmed to be tied to ftx or alameda. That coffee shop is less than 4 blocks from the FBI head offices. She was back in the US to snitch on Sam, as just after she was spotted near the FBI offices an arrest warrant was issued for Sam in the Bahamas. Her info likely spurred the warrant and also why she is mysteriously still not being charged She almost definitely requested immunity for testimony

[@nunyabizznus2216]

Imagine your estate being raided, then not charged with anything.

[@conservat1vepatr1ot]

I dunno, Coffee did a lot of their job too.

[@Galf506]

@@conservat1vepatr1ot Coffee's job worked because SBF talked in all other cases these people will just reply with "no comment" and ONLY when chased in person about it this dipshit was handing out confessions that would otherwise take months of stalking and snooping around to obtain, it's crazy

[@shiny460]

People nowadays expect law enforcement and the courts to move at the speed of their short attention span. There's so much shit involved with building these cases and planning out, and the feds have to make sure every T is crossed or else they'll lose the entire thing.

[@markfuston2714]

You mentioned Coffee, I just gotta say it's insane the work that guy does. People like him and friendlyjordies deserve so much respect, they just talk about and pursue these people that no one else is, and they refuse to just let it die..they try to do their part to make sure that people don't let it die, try to ensure that people end up punished.

[@dont-touch-mepg1392]

He got arrested THE DAY before he had to go to congress and get questioned about funneling Ukrain war funds to Democrat politicians. That's soooo odd.

[@BigBurden]

@Soap Box slippery slope calling journalists "heroes" lmao

[@TheParkerThirteen]

@@BigBurden literally never mentioned journalists 🤦‍♂️

[@kaywee4200]

Going to give him a watch soon I think.

[@Mister0men]

@@BigBurden Its because theyre ACTUAL journalists not govt paid shills. Guess you've never watched either of them

[@SliveredTong]

The guy at 8:03 was (emphasis on was) the co-host to the first Twitter space Coffeezilla ambushed SBF at. When San was making excuses to leave once Coffee was pressing him with harder questions, Neuner said something along the lines of "It's okay Sam, we know/I'm sure you're trying your best and have good intentions". Though he missed out on who said it, this made Coffeezilla launch a scathing rant against the idea of letting SBF off the hook so easily and that his only "intention" is to avoid jailtime. It's cut out from his video of the first two interviews since it'd be preaching to the choir, but it truly shows him as one of the few sane voices involved in this mess. Shortly after, the dude running that specific Twitter space sought a new co-host due to Ran's biases.

[@jazzoj5]

Ran Neuner is a scumbag in his own right, been exploiting noobs in the crypto space for a while.

[@dont-touch-mepg1392]

He got arrested THE DAY before he had to go to congress and get questioned about funneling Ukrain war funds to Democrat politicians. That's soooo odd.

[@CigaretteCrayon]

@@dont-touch-mepg1392 JFB and the 2 Sam B's

[@skylar5257]

Hearing the government had everything they were doing on him sealed so he doesn’t get scared makes me forgive how long it felt like that this took.

[@phonkequinox2602]

@DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE don't worry we won't

[@Bambi_Sapphic]

He only got arrested because Harry Potter fan snitched last week. She was spotted by a citizen in the US at a coffee shop with another person confirmed to be tied to ftx or alameda. That coffee shop is less than 4 blocks from the FBI head offices. She was back in the US to snitch on Sam, as just after she was spotted near the FBI offices an arrest warrant was issued for Sam in the Bahamas. Her info likely spurred the warrant and also why she is mysteriously still not being charged She almost definitely requested immunity for testimony.

[@nunyabizznus2216]

Yes I also completely forgive the US Government too 🤣

[@matt8258]

It wasn’t really that long in the grand scheme of things, the feds are usually pretty slow about arresting people

[@tweenytwinkies]

@@nunyabizznus2216 I hate it american systems too but I think everyone is stuck in some way, wish we could help eachother

[@TheRealSantaGaming]

I sure hope his security cameras don’t inexplicably malfunction

[@Generic_Gaming_Channel]

"Well uhh umm err hmmm uuuuuuhhhhh I'm not sure but my security cameras malfunctioned because I forgot to change the batteries I think,stupid me."

[@nunyabizznus2216]

Like at the Pelosi mansion?

[@TheRealSantaGaming]

@@nunyabizznus2216 or Epstein’s suicide prevention cell

[@Aurelius_unofficial]

@@nunyabizznus2216 shhhhhhhhh Don't

[@MegrelMamba]

​@@nunyabizznus2216 based Chinese.

[@BeastGamingHD]

Imagine having lawyers for parents and them not telling you to stfu and stop doing media shit. His own parents wanted to see him locked up lmao

[@beingme._.eilonwy4571]

Cause they don’t want him to ruin their careers and take their money. Greed is quite evil.

[@Fooey215]

@@beingme._.eilonwy4571 or maybe its because hes like ,fucked his life upside down and his parents don't really want anything to do with him

[@thealexandralorian]

they literally were stealing so much money all along with their son

[@gerardofranco3670]

Coffeezilla deserves all the praise for all the light he has covered on this subject

[@LJRacing233]

Agreed. Legendary detective work from Coffeezilla

[@hopelessromantic3786]

I followed him. I'm not into crypto but I love to see a dedicated journalist

[@jasonkim3015]

@DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE ur profile pic is too small to even read dude. you failed this little marketing stunt. didnt click on ur channel btw.

[@toast2033]

@@jasonkim3015 the only video on his channel is a whole ass family guy episode

[@dontreadprofilephoto1728]

*Ok_Dont_Read_My_Names* ....

[@TiaEliz]

I feel like they were just waiting for him to fully incriminate himself without having to do any work 😂 he literally did their job for them.

[@logicandemma8474]

He's sentenced to 56 years in prison but gets out in 2 years for good behavior. The law doesn't matter when u have connections with people on high

[@Bambi_Sapphic]

He only got arrested because Harry Potter fan snitched last week. She was spotted by a citizen in the US at a coffee shop with another person confirmed to be tied to ftx or alameda. That coffee shop is less than 4 blocks from the FBI head offices. She was back in the US to snitch on Sam, as just after she was spotted near the FBI offices an arrest warrant was issued for Sam in the Bahamas. Her info likely spurred the warrant and also why she is mysteriously still not being charged She almost definitely requested immunity for testimony

[@althaboss3925]

@DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE don't worry I won't its probably a rick roll

[@matamba9689]

Get a life you Negrumps

[@steve43ful]

@@logicandemma8474 Unlike state prisons the amount of time off for good behavior allowed in the federal system is very small and almost never given.

[@artisoleVODS]

I feel like one of the reasons he didn't lie low was because he really thought he could beat the system. These people are sociopaths. They tailor their own narrative, and that's the reason he talked to so many people publicly. He really thought he was winning.

[@Cyber_Jar23]

I bet SBF tried to defend himself from being arrested by shouting "the floor is lava" and standing on the couch as soon as the police came in

[@VioletShinobi]

It makes sense that they have been radio silent about the investigation. Its worked like a charm really. He kept talking and talking and digging his own grave all while the authorities were just compiling everything.

[@amberhawksong]

Kek

[@rythic.]

This is the definition of “Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.”

[@BolttheSuperPony]

The thing with lawyers is that they can drop you as their client just as you can drop them as your lawyer, so after disobeying his lawyer's advice, SBF probably needs to get some new ones and fast.

[@reags9074]

You’d be a fool to drop a billionaire client.

[@MrKinir]

No longer a billionaire

[@dio4025]

What did he do?

[@BolttheSuperPony]

@@dio4025 Allegedly told his lawyers to go f themselves when they were sternly giving him legal advice

[@beingme._.eilonwy4571]

@@reags9074 if that client is very clearly guilty and the chances are likely you will lose…I think it’s best to not take that case or give it up.

[@greatleader4841]

Imagine being his lawyer..."Dude stop admitting to crimes" Him: "no fuck you...I do what I want...I pay you..." Lawyer:......"with what money?"

[@Nr4747]

As much as I love watching Coffeezilla on occasion, what got SBF arrested was most likely FTX's bankruptcy manager openly condemning FTX's management.

[@mrsanguini5819]

@@retrocatalog Those interviews are definitely usable in court. When under investigation anything and everything will be used against you, especially when they involve revelations that fit in the puzzle. Though on the other hand the SEC seems to already have a ton of information on SBF and his shitty dealings so they might not even need/never have used any of the public information SBF spouted during interviews

[@rodrigobarth4007]

@@retrocatalog they definitely can use it in court.

[@notnull5878]

@@retrocatalog That's not true, why would you think that?

[@jayq8354]

“… Ladies and Gentlemen… We got ‘em.” This moment is on par with Aang defeating Ozai.

[@MysticPlasma]

When Po grabbed Tai Lungs hand

[@rileymachelle4088]

@@MysticPlasma When Tony reveals that he has the Infinity Stones

[@chacehall8279]

Literally watching Avatar in the background rn so seeing this comment just made my night😂😂

[@TheBonkleFox]

Same vibe as the second phase of the final boss of endwalker.

[@user-op8fg3ny3j]

I dunno, feels kinda weird using a line by a war criminal. Would be like quoting Russians as an meme

[@levvicasey]

Every time coffee made a video on this story I instantly watched. And when I heard the news on the radio at work I genuinely celebrated

[@KriticalKraken]

When I saw that he was arrested, I was so happy and shocked that they actually took action against him

[@dio4025]

What did he do?

[@KriticalKraken]

@@dio4025 he committed fraud and violated his own tos

[@dio4025]

@@KriticalKraken aight

[@Neron616]

It baffles me how it even took this long for Sam to get arrested and how many news outlets were trying to defend him despite it very clearly being a scam.

[@Xandropolis]

Well in fairness, in his free time he incriminated himself so that was possibly useful

[@mrpenguin8731]

Who was sam?

[@fluffyninjamenace4661]

As Sun Tzu says: "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. "

[@Bambi_Sapphic]

He only got arrested because Harry Potter fan snitched last week. She was spotted by a citizen in the US at a coffee shop with another person confirmed to be tied to ftx or alameda. That coffee shop is less than 4 blocks from the FBI head offices. She was back in the US to snitch on Sam, as just after she was spotted near the FBI offices an arrest warrant was issued for Sam in the Bahamas. Her info likely spurred the warrant and also why she is mysteriously still not being charged She almost definitely requested immunity for testimony

[@nunyabizznus2216]

Get a clue. He was a major Democrat donator.

[@zenfith4311]

I think the thing I find funniest is that hours before being arrested he apparently said in a twitter space "No, I don't think I'll be arrested"

[@DawnOfTheOzz]

This really is one of those times where you just have to point at the screen and laugh at the misfortune of a scam artist.

[@1ciscorodriguez]

Judge: What do you have to say for yourself, young man? Sam: I’m a big doodoo head, your honor.

[@fellowcomrade7914]

simply all a big goof your honor

[@1ciscorodriguez]

@@fellowcomrade7914 I have a low credit score, your honor.

[@evantambolang3052]

We do a little bit of trolling, your honor

[@URsooomad8613]

He is reportedly facing up to 120 years in Prison. Big W

[@maninanikittycat4238]

If’s he’s found guilty of everything he’s charged with right

[@ItIsYouAreNotYour]

@@maninanikittycat4238 And if the judge allows the max. He ain't getting 120 years, I'll tell you that.

[@obimo3884]

this is officially one of the moments of modern history

[@fathergascoigne1457]

The music on my page is better than charlieS! ? That's what I'm supposed to say tught

[@ironwolf56]

Of all the events of 2022, this was one of them.

[@nunyabizznus2216]

Out of all the moments this was a moment

[@livthrudis2299]

i love how even the news' support wasn't enough for this guy to not get utterly ganked

[@TheNobleFive]

It never is. The news can persuade some people's public opinion but that's basically it. Beyond that a lot of outlets didn't "support" him at all.

[@tweenytwinkies]

@@TheNobleFive yeah they mostly liked him because he had the money to pay for good reviews lol

[@livthrudis2299]

@@tweenytwinkies it's even funnier with that context

[@carterrrrrrr]

"i bet atrioc is wiggling his finger right about now"

[@rearmingtrap4960]

Finally, justice is served.

[@Parsnip78]

@DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE no

[@No-zu2vy]

@dontreadmyprofilepicture1465 I read it

[@ninethetwotailedfox]

@David [DOND WII?! More like Chipmunk PooPoo WII!] that's definitely a psycho way to clout chase..

[@zac-1]

not like those morons are getting their money back lmao

[@ninethetwotailedfox]

@@p-__ it's literally just a small cloud of air.

[@LockeRobsta]

This case is the perfect example of "anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law" This boy been saying a LOT!

[@plutophantomhive3231]

And even then that might not be enough tbh Technicities of law are very complex and if the judge rules those as mistaken non-based claims (which can happen with the correct deffense) they may hold no value and good luck with showing an old ass judge digital crime as complex as this one

[@jacobbaylor4503]

THIS IS THE MOMENT WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FORRRR

[@retroaspectgaming]

HELL YEAAAA

[@smackednoodle]

That's what it's all about! Woo!

[@gravelordnito6950]

These bots ain’t fuckin funny this is horrible

[@spect80r]

@David [DOND WII?! More like Chipmunk PooPoo WII!] Ok

[@Insurgency_Raider]

@David [DOND WII?! More like Chipmunk PooPoo WII!] google translate just makes this so much better.

[@johndunn1625]

Upper Echelon covered this as well earlier actually. Apparently, the Bahamian govt. is incredibly corrupt, and the prison SBF wound up in is well known for incredibly inhuman conditions and *rarely* investigating murders/deaths that actually take place in it. so if he doesn't get extradited, it's entirely possible that the dude isn't going to make it out of the Bahamas alive if at all

[@Comedameic]

Whenever critical starts with something related to him watching something go down, you know its gotta be good.

[@FLASHPNT]

I cant tell if this comment a bot or not cause i see the same comment like every video

[@dontreadprofilephoto1728]

*Ok_Dont_Read_My_Names* ....

[@frankphillips5884]

Damn... maybe if he had just had the information in front of him right now at this very moment he could've prevented this from happening.

[@michaelbarker6732]

lmao

[@SHARKNADO_2006]

If I had a dollar for every time he stuttered during questioning, I'd have more money than his scam could ever make

[@Quaquadaqu]

We’re making fun of disabilities now?

[@AJOlaks]

@@Quaquadaqu no we are making fun of SBF

[@tweenytwinkies]

@@Quaquadaqu how is making fun of a scam, making fun of a so called disability. No one even knows if he is disabled and it wouldn’t change the fact that he had STOLEN PEOPLES MONEY.

[@shinysmeargle2037]

Based on what I read, each charge against him can go up to a maximum of 20 years in prison. Even if he doesn’t get the max sentence, that’s still a lot of jail time.

[@dannyhatch4703]

Seeing Atrioc in this many Charlie videos is a truly a groundbreaking crossover

[@enotsnavdier6867]

Tru tru

[@ATEMYTOES]

I saw this yesterday and was genuinely wondering when you would make a video, im so glad you did. I hope this man gets exactly whats coming to him

[@dogeboithedoomslayer]

bro didn't watch this video, thats why he didn't give names.

[@jeffmiipm]

_Why is there so many bots in the comments_ 🗿

[@colincraig9543]

Charlie gives us news/stories we never thought to write in a diary, and finds a way to entertain us. He’s truly something special, love you bro 🫡

[@cuandotumedasunagalleta7169]

He really goes insaneo-style

[@SemperFi_EDC_Guy]

Investigations take time. Good on the justice department keeping it quiet. THAT'S the real miracle!

[@evanjrclarke1079]

His dad worked/works for the IRS and his mom is a professor at an Ivy league. His family is extremely well connected and loaded. I'd be shocked if he spends more than a 5 years in "prison" (he's not going to some super hard-core federal facility and making big rocks into small rocks)

[@WastelandWanderer1216]

Yeah he's going into a White Collar prison.

[@brandonandujar2289]

Cool it with the antisemitic remarks

[@roguerangerroger]

Either that or "suicide" under watch of "professionals"

[@porkyminch1640]

his aunt is a WEF member.

[@DavidAxel010]

@@brandonandujar2289 you ok?

[@caitlinobrien273]

When I saw that he had gotten arrested in the news, I was just waiting for this video. Props on the hella fast delivery Charlie!

[@chadchadlinton4212]

Not used to see Charlie showing this level of emotion about anything but It's great

[@nunyabizznus2216]

He hates rich people

[@trenhen4311]

@@nunyabizznus2216 most rich ppl are generally just bad ppl tbf

[@sintay8002]

@@trenhen4311 Keanu seems to be an exception. Agreed.

[@nunyabizznus2216]

@@trenhen4311 Poor people think everyone with money is bad, to help them feel better about themselves

[@Dee-qz5pf]

@@nunyabizznus2216 they probs wouldn’t think that if they weren’t being exploited by rich people but go off

[@nay2d2]

"you cant arrest me im stupid" this is a meatcanyon skit waiting to happen

[@janekwa]

So happy to see atrioc on the channel, he'd for sure be pumped too! You two are the goats of covering this saga, good stuff!

[@jeancena3556]

Not This Guy CoffeeZilla

[@stephenh4177]

There's a good chance they were waiting to arrest him so he'd continue doing interviews. That way they'd have a lot more evidence and possibly admissions from him

[@Luv_weasel]

I can see his defense now "what's you're defense" "I'm actually pretty stupid so its not my fault"

[@alexgreentea771]

It's amazing how many news articles don't mention why he's been arrested.

[@alexzander2211]

Hes jewish. Hope that explains why media wont cover his downfall.

[@foxyloxyBABE]

@@alexzander2211 😂 wtf u think being jewish = unlimited bias the news outlet has on him? Where did this come from? 😂 im so confused. You think jews are superhumans or what?

[@alexzander2211]

@@foxyloxyBABE not super humans, but defintly jewish. apparently it was anti semetic to point out that 96 % of people in highest ranking postions in banks, medias, and other important information spread organizations was jews. like go find me a media outlet talking badly about him. ill wait. they bootlickers all of them.

[@taghreedalicell7509]

​@exodusn2233he is jew and his name is bank man is the bigest red flag in history

[@CodyCLI]

@@alexzander2211 I can almost guarantee you're a holocaust denier, you absolute freak of nature.

[@NTAD]

I'm sure he'll be perfectly safe in his cell under guard supervision.

[@athxlpacii77x4]

@dontreadmyprofilepicture7013 ok

[@El-hu2iy]

@DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE ok i wont

[@fereth_]

My jaw dropped thank you for sharing this Ive never been so glad to hear someone has been arrested

[@AlternateTheOG]

i saw this on the big screen tv at my college campus and i just had a smile on my face along with other people around

[@edition-deluxe]

That Coffeezilla moment was historic--zilla is a national treasure, we need to build statues of the guy after that move!

[@SquallyCoin5664]

Sam Bankman-Fried, more like Sam Bankman-Captured

[@loganwilkerson7700]

His trial was basically, Your honor my client pleads oopsie daisy.

[@wildfirefox1]

4:05 Man, imagine having your entire personality summed up as "28 year old Harry Potter fan". That's such a harsh burn and they didn't even mean to.

[@TheDantheman12121]

How anyone thought he was not being investigated is beyond me.

[@noahcarty3]

The US doesn't have a good track record about getting arrests or convictions for bad people. Especially if they're rich... There was always a chance he was just gonna get away with it, but thank God, it looks like he isn't

[@YungAirheadOfficial]

When i heard he got arrested i almost had to bust out the victory screech

[@PhilipDaniel]

6:55 It's considered hearsay evidence, but unlike other forms of hearsay it's admissible in court as an admission against penal interest.

[@JJtoob]

Last month when shit hit the fan, local authorities were on the ball and prevented him from leaving, and there is info that they did plan on fleeing to Dubai. Why he accepted interviews, I don't know, but I'm sure he knew his days as a free man were numbered.

[@SalKhayer]

Caroline (Harry Potter fan) was found at a Starbucks like a 20 minute walk away from the NY prosecutors office. She snitched and then they arrested SBF. Timelines add up.

[@wil.d_sage]

Probably got a major ultimatum: turn him in or you go to prison. She’s probably not as well connected so there would be no hope for her

[@WAVE0025]

So I guess Caroline (Harry Potter fan) will not be arrested for snitching? Or will Caroline (Harry Potter fan) get a less severe sentence? Well, who knows, at least Caroline (Harry Potter fan) snitching got SBF arrested

[@SalKhayer]

@@WAVE0025 Not entirely sure what deal Caroline (Harry Potter fan) struck with the DoJ, but I'd assume given that it was her, Sam Trabucco, and SBF who co-ran Alameda and FTX, they were just waiting on one to snitch on the others to add to the evidence they already collected. Could be full immunity, or could be that Caroline (Harry Potter fan) gets a lighter sentence in a more comfy prison cell or even house arrest with no financial dealings for the rest of her life.

[@nic8132]

Wouldn't that make her... the Golden Snitch?

[@wil.d_sage]

@@nic8132 amazing 😂

[@charlessaint7926]

If it wasnt for Charlie, I wouldn't know all this was even taking place.

[@vigilance8675]

Finally, a real life plot twist that isn't another "Once in a lifetime historical event".

[@jackeastham5196]

charlie’s videos are the only reason i wake up in the morning

[@loading.mp4479]

@David [DOND WII?! More like Chipmunk PooPoo WII!] sanest ohio citizen

[@stephaniesavage9276]

Don’t worry, you’ll feel better soon

[@KorZen10]

@@dontreadmyprofilepicture270 I oblige

[@nunyabizznus2216]

His videos remind me to touch grass or become like him.

[@SlantTrimreal]

0:21 Like a what now

[@mementomori3665]

he was watching that thang like a hawk

[@Steaknstuff]

Hawk… tuah

[@shadedway5277]

My professor was called into jury duty the day our final was posted to be held, and I really just like to imagine that this is the kinda case he was working on Oh yeah I tanked that final btw it was messy

[@Dakrs06]

I loved this video when charlie said "its moisting time" and became moist

[@LuigiDude647]

dont say that

[@StrumVogel]

Federal agents: You’re under arrest. SBF: You can’t arrest me, I’m stupid. 😂

[@prematuredgravy8033]

SBF is in a constant visual state of awkwardness. It’s like every photo taken of him he just doesn’t want to be there

[@caseybottoms3664]

Been waiting for this video to drop and it’s finally here. This is it folks. This is the big finale.

[@nunyabizznus2216]

What about the trial? Isn't that kind of important?

[@robertcadena8707]

Charlie, I Want To Say Thank You. My Older Brother Passed Way Yesterday. And I Remember When He First Showed Me Your Videos Back In Early 2009 2010. Our High School Years Together. I'm Glad That We Made You Apart Of Our Daily Lives And Watches On KZbin. I'm Gonna Cherish These Videos Even More. Thank You From Some Of Your Greatest Fans. RIP Brother Mike 🙏🏼

[@Jetts.]

Keep your head up 🙏

[@gamo_art6957]

I’m sorry for your loss. Stay strong

[@Jetts.]

@Patrick39 are u guys ais or real people?

[@Brockzillagaming]

@@Jetts. it's a bit that replies to every comment.

[@NelrondEvan]

@@Jetts. Dead internet theory is real

[@fleepofleep8114]

The crypto community is crumbling down piece by piece, and holy shit is it cathartic. Truly one of the best turnarounds of 2022.

[@TwiCaCaX]

the rest of the crypto community is literally fine

[@realhumanbeing3599]

@@TwiCaCaX not in the slightest. not even a little bit. maybe 1 crypto bro in 50 is bearable

[@basse9914]

Why? Why do you hate crypto

[@realhumanbeing3599]

@@basse9914 its the crypto fans i have issue with

[@basse9914]

@@realhumanbeing3599 ah yeah, I understand

[@Burttsyburtt]

They more than likely waited to arrest him until he went through with those interviews so they can compile evidence against him.

[@LegendofAquilo]

I'm not kidding when I say that Charlie is literally my main source of news now. Man is delivering the absolute news of all time (Edit: people replying like "yoU neEd mOre resEarCh" y'all are about as smart as a piece of aluminum foil inside a microwave

[@chexez9663]

For real dude 🤣

[@dontreadprofilephoto1728]

*Ok_Dont_Read_My_Names* ....

[@Quaquadaqu]

Stay in school, kid.

[@hinglemccringleberry9389]

That's extremely dangerous. Always do more research on things you hear on social media.

[@NinjaPhooka]

​@YeaMan Is Paige your Real Doll with built-in mp3 player?

[@quartzninja]

I'm holding my breath until his arrest turns into a conviction. Still though, the fact that he was arrested at all is insane.

[@michaelrud4351]

Coffeezilla is going to run such a huge victory lap that he'll look 20lbs

[@tyeshipman375]

I can't believe this whole time he's been playing the "oopsy doopsy *teehee* I made a fucky wucky" card

[@PyroBun_2844]

This is the greatest NFT collapse of all time.

[@generalsol]

The only reason he got arrested is because one or more of the victims are rich and powerful people. If no one with any money or power had gotten scammed by him he would still be free

[@geordiejones5618]

You one of the few who knows how it really goes out here. The world only works if you can afford it.

[@roguerangerroger]

Makes sense. You have a point.

[@BigBodyBiggolo]

@@geordiejones5618 capitalistic democracy, the money people vote

[@XerxesHerpes]

@@BigBodyBiggolo thats called a plutocracy and u right money is political power today

[@LoveHandle4890]

This is the greatest arresting of All Time.

[@nunyabizznus2216]

Better than serial killers, murderers, and rapists?

[@Desirys]

@@nunyabizznus2216 just as good, he did a terrible crime aswell, we smokin that sam pack rn fr

[@mrlamejoke]

SBF in his Lawyers office like: SBF: “I admitted to committing fraud on camera!” Lawyer: “Ok this looks bad but we can get through this. We’ll get you laid low, we’ll find a place to hide you out maybe argenti- what the fuck are you doing?” SBF: “Oh I’m just live tweeting this conversation.”

[@guyanomaly]

I feel/hope that the length of time from the collapse to the arrest was probably just authorities making sure they had a rock-solid case before arresting him. If they’d gone public about their investigation right away it might’ve scared SBF into silence, but since that wasn’t the case, they have a ton of stuff that they can use to incriminate him. Like how in police interrogations they just start by letting you talk uninterrupted about your version of events so that they can turn that around on you in court later. Obviously I have no idea if this was actually their strategy, but if it was, seems like it worked.

[@guyanomaly]

I’m not usually one to stick up for the authorities, but I think in this case, given the weight of this, if they’d arrested him before they had an ironclad case against him, he might have been able to temporarily worm his way out at least for enough time to flee/unalive himself.

[@fogcat5]

maybe more arrests in the near future - there were photos of Caroline at a coffeeshop just a few days ago. She may have a deal with the prosecutors sharing all her texts and other incriminating info. Otherwise I would expect she would be in custody as a lead of the fraudulent transactions going on

[@TuShan18]

The police, fbi, and other investigators need to take all the time that’s needed to ensure that without a shadow of a doubt, this guy did something bad. They also need to compile all the evidence possible to convict him, and ensure he goes to jail. Maybe it takes weeks, maybe it takes months, but in theory, that’s what the investigators are supposed to do. I like to think they stayed radio silent because of all his interviews. They were looking for every slip up and admission of guilt they could.

[@Tehstampede]

Your honor, my client says he did it and pleads "who cares." We move to dismiss all charges.

[@breakerkilo406]

If anyone is wondering, SBF was sentenced to 25 years in prison. The sentence they were going for was 40-50 years.

[@BimaHiedler]

Splendid

[@Milkinporsche]

Pretty sure his parents are working really hard to get it down to 1-2 years.

[@mrpockets9433]

Here's hoping Sam getting his backdoor accessed in prison.

[@erin1569]

The thing "this can't be used in court" should be made illegal If the info has been obtained illegally, throw them both in jail

[@cryptic2840]

How come I can only see this video on my recommended page and not on the recently uploaded page?

[@swilson5320]

It wasnt listed on his page for me. But i could search for it generally