he is never hiring me again

[@Blocko_Boi]

Generational crashout from Ludwig

[@Tocinos]

Bro's a jigglypuff player like we should have known

[@sebbers.1]

top 10 salty absurd crashout moments in history

[@the-golden-duck]

timestamp?

[@sebbers.1]

@@the-golden-duck 0:00

[@NOPO-0]

0:14 excited

[@RichardULong]

he's finally out of the mines and he's got diamonds

[@Boxingtons2033]

Slime's best jokes curated by Slime

[@Buttface]

Who better to do it, he's the comedy expert

[@koth_harvest_final]

#snubbed

[@MetaQuestVR]

19:49 brb pitching your idea to Beat Saber

[@shnorbles]

i will not eat the bugs i will not eat the bugs i will not eat the bugs i will not eat the bugs i will not eat the bugs

[@slimewire]

LMAO

[@TC_exe]

wtf is this real life

[@cashewmilk]

That's crazy

[@lancelaurel3828]

Lmao wtf this world is fucked if slime makes waves that reach the zuck

[@Seedy____1]

“Wow that’s a lot of games” is hilarious

[@taylifts]

Wake up babe, there's fresh slimewire straight from the tap

[@coasterthekid8867]

Coney and Slime are probably my two favorite commentators for literally any game because from my perspective it seems like they both value entertaining the audience with banter/discussion over focusing entirely on how the match is playing out, even if it’s with something completely off-topic. And no matter how many people are making hate threads or complaining on forums, they just keep doing it their own way, and I really respect that.

[@tedcaramelldanson]

7:20 the tiny panic on ludwig’s face when tina asks what “print” means

[@knobssss]

23:56 "That's the sound knuckles makes in Sonic Adventure Battle Two" dude holy fuck. that is so accurate it's scary.

[@TheHighPhilosopher]

came down to find this that shit crit me

[@tunegames730]

Another banger from the goat lmfao

[@slayparty]

my imagination allows me to fully visualize, in HD clarity, slime with a big rosebud hanging out shaved and oiled

[@BLHLF]

Hmm :/

[@Idontknowwhattonamemyself69]

I'm going to be honest, I am not a fan of this comment. Well done!

[@alxndrthree-dh2yl]

one of the rare instances i am thankful for aphantasia

[@wahlawigi9572]

I truly hope slime snipes you on twitter for this one. amazing comment btw

[@gummibarplays7258]

Worlds greatest polycule

[@Thanatos_Khan]

Red bull makes every polycule great

[@Stevonicus]

Coney and Slime is the antagonist team up of the century

[@Apex_Puffin]

stanz at 3:13 is so real for that and also brought back forgotten horrors to my mind palace

[@theminecraft4202]

"he doesnt rule with an iron fist, he rules with a squeaky toy hammer" is great

[@JessTheKappa]

6:42 acting like his ass doesn't sleep on the ground with the detritivores

[@annoy4nce648]

Bro, this comment got me imagining Maya giving Slime a tour of alveus, and it hit me different.

[@JessTheKappa]

I'd love to see that! Hopefully Maya will give him a nice enclosure and he can get the care he needs ❤️

[@Bighomie39]

Staring at Slime's shirt and trying to decide if it goes on the Christmas wishlist or not

[@dillonlai1290]

cop

[@squillz8310]

cop

[@Batfish-mv5nr]

It's from a website called Mamono world if u want it

[@connorpalmer6454]

I think those guys are gonna call the police on you

[@Bighomie39]

@@connorpalmer6454 I'm getting the police called on me because my swag too different

[@phdsnek2105]

the erobb gta 5 loading screen is one of my favorites it's just so good

[@KahnTCG]

The slime best of from worlds greatest is actually what I needed today. Yayayayay

[@potatoonastick2239]

7:40 insane banger from Coney

[@xAshreeG]

This is so unrelated but I've had a miserable week and I hadn't watched any of the yard boys for a little while because life's gotten crazy and tragic recently. Took time to watch this video and I honestly haven't laughed like this in a minute. Thanks boys. 🖤

[@EatYoWaffles]

Wolfey on the yard would go so hard oh my god 😂

[@mr.fluffypantz4150]

He's an incredible yapper. 2017-2019 Wolfe would have a match scheduled with another youtuber, start the recording AN HOUR early, and just yap to the camera until they showed up. Some of my favorite old content. I think LOCKED OUT is on my top 10 youtube videos of all time list

[@EatYoWaffles]

@ you and me brother bear

[@milo_v2b]

21:50 surely Ludwig is sliding some Funky Kong r34 at Slime right here

[@lektornese]

Coney and Slime is a godlike combo

[@brandongravine6992]

This video is the amalgamation of all the stuff Lud had to cut from his video due to sponsors lmao

[@egwagjsd]

every cut in this video gave me whiplash, thank you slime

[@Noah-sm1ze]

Slime! I live for these videos, keep the slop coming!

[@qbdanan1]

I genuinely cried from laughter, thank you slime!

[@That0neBrownGuy]

Strapping in for another Slime smash hit

[@potatoonastick2239]

Thanks for uploading this king

[@official_acroba]

im so eternally happy there is a new slime video

[@pcamvan]

“I’m not saying I’m proud of it, but I did it. And I’m proud of it”

[@Dafuro]

we all know which couch's got the villains teemo is a war criminal

[@dusky6280]

the only slop i turn the bell on for

[@quintincarlson9546]

slime is a born commentator man

[@zjorven3284]

Slime is just a national treasure to gooners all across the world

[@bighoss2819]

The applebee's shirt is so fire

[@IansPoorChoices]

this is the worlds greatest edit i needed

[@mayhemilyy]

I just genuinely enjoy listening to Slime's commentary

[@Peej2189]

alright slime, this is some of your best work to date on youtube.

[@anachronisticatlas]

41 minutes of slop we eating good tonight lads

[@Christiaan-qj8fi]

Tina did fantastic as the straight man on the couch, great stuff.

[@lem1n574]

good god i can smell it through my screen

[@lem1n574]

holy like batman, the likes are are pouring in!🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🧍🏼‍♂️

[@SludgeTheLove]

did not expect to get jumpsacred by nick at the very end

[@Dezarc]

man i love to refresh youtube to a slime upload

[@fairylights6906]

slime knowing who vinnie hacker is feels like a sign we switched universes

[@graytheidiot7620]

“Was it the keys”

[@alecbruening1072]

“All I do is see the end of my ops” is so hard bro

[@jamierobbins8065]

My goat says it like it is

[@the147th]

caster commentary behind-the-scene (NOT CLICKBAIT)

[@zactucker78]

Ludwig is so cracked at the mp4 minigane order up. Slime never losing that game actually is god gamer behavior

[@Legendarygoblin1234]

9:28 It used to be two, now it's three The apple fell far from the tree🍏

[@duliorios6878]

Hello slime, yesterday after many months, I decided to go and watch some twitch, I had lost my love for twitch many months ago and I got the itch to open it back up. After many months of not watching any streamers, I struggled to decide which streamer to go watch for the first time in a while, but then I saw that my favorite yard member was online, so I decide to go watch him. I, like many others have amazon prime, so I decided to spend it on you, one of the funniest online personalities I have watched. I decided to write a little message to you, something playful that would hopefully put a smile in your face, the message was "Hello cutie patootie". Upon reading this message, you said the following "Don't ever talk to me like that" and banned me. Mr. Slime, I would very much appreciate it if you would unban me, as I enjoy to see the chat, please and thank you :D

[@duliorios6878]

my username is dulperrr

[@slimewire]

@@duliorios6878 im good on that

[@nobiscuits3210]

you got slimed

[@Mccze]

@@slimewirebro didn't sugar-coat it

[@haydehoo]

I was here for the commentating ngl

[@awaspow]

12:45 actually so funny

[@andrewflow1740]

Slime is a generational ad risk bro

[@sparki9085]

8:00 there is actually a hitch hikers guide game!

[@jonah7024]

27:53 “easy Tom Brady” slime is too quick with it

[@bigdribble43]

you drop every time i forget about you

[@jacksonpreisler9116]

Ludwig ahh thumbnail

[@alejandroboing9387]

It’s legally distinct

[@jajmis9442]

Ludwig actually got slime on commentary after asking enough on the yard.

[@Tocinos]

Can't wait for when this episode gets mysteriously edited.

[@derpaboopderp1286]

Coneys evil ass stare right at the start scares me

[@junkifunk]

slime slop for my slime starved little belly

[@looneylex_]

Ludwig "you can't say that" Ahgren

[@jbeanos1873]

my mind is blank I see nothing but darkness

[@thewhitejackharlow]

i just watched this twice back to back because i had nothing else to do

[@iheartlownotes]

you know technically we all got our diapers changed by intelligent apes

[@Khorou]

tina calling ludwig a teemo player was gold

[@calemorgan8763]

“Slim be careful!”

[@jasonm2431]

Finally we've returned from the mines

[@TheFireflame234]

fresh slime straight from the wire

[@thothrax5621]

Bro I wasn't familiar with Etoiles's game, he's funny as fuck

[@kalikeliihoomalu1661]

9:26 as a kid I thought I had no imagination and as I grew up I just figured that shit was fake. I didn’t know people could actually envision objects in their minds like that. I always thought people were all like me and that was just a visual representation of imagination they used in cartoons. I can picture like glimpses of memories and a good sense of direction but creating objects in my mind was something I really wished I was able to do as a kid. I remember trying and trying but I didn’t get anywhere so I thought it was bs

[@SHMOUSEY86]

Someone should fuse Ludwig to Coney's shoulders so they can experience average male height.

[@williammcnamara9049]

Comparing Minecraft parkour to hitchhikers guide is crazy

[@crungler]

dare i say electric

[@caelanholder3765]

Now I really wanna watch the whole tournament

[@jbeanos1873]

we just passing over the connor segment

[@jonesOtr]

I WAS JUST WATCHING THE MELEE COMMENTARY FROM 2 YEARS AGO

[@Goomfrugma]

Dastardly commentary my good man.

[@whocares6924]

sounding with the pokemon keys

[@cn4rc]

This was hilarious

[@mikiwilliams4133]

Sorry dude the anger issues really take the reins strong. Hope you've been well :^D

[@reetheturtle5295]

Great bit from Connor eats pants

[@Isaac-ym8kq]

i zoned out for a tiny bit, and then i thought it ended on slime doing a nick mullen impression of tucker on broadcast and was so confused

[@softsebby]

that's crazy that logwig called himself a high level league player

[@tubemaster4268]

Bro just uploaded a highlight reel of himself

[@Ryzrr]

Jumper mentioned

[@noahoneill1096]

ALT TITLE= ludwig stream: nothing but the hits

[@BreadAccountant]

41:20 Slime on the scene (colourised)

[@Full_Monty_]

Thanks for the slop, king.

[@JessePotatoChip]

caught a stray with nick saying sum bout fujifilm

[@awaspow]

17:44 i thought this was an impression of ludwig’s mom for a sec

[@joelhayes9607]

I can’t see the damn apple

[@paulhurns]

This is like The Yard+

[@ManlyTorchic]

The bangers 🤣

[@littlecreature5182]

Love me some slimewire straight to the organs

[@murky16]

14:55 the call back to the keys Pokemon was classic 😂😂

[@sushiman536]

this is a good movie. slime is very funny!