He "Lost His Eye" Wait is that me? - Reacting to "True Story" Animations

[@splatoonhaha5307]

"My name is christine and I am 23 years old" "And you are a robot, gEt oUtTa HeRe"

[@scaredsapphic]

HeR VoIcE!!

[@lilmoseytrash6265]

@@scaredsapphic skip to 1:34 kzbin.info/www/bejne/d5PQY5VmbL15j68

[@alexplay3790]

Hahahahhaahha

[@alexplay3790]

Your a eobot and get out of my FacE sTOp TaLkiNG tO mE!

[@DredearLilli]

HeR FrEaKiNg VoIcE

[@Fevr_Dream]

Him: "wait is this me?!??" Also him previously: "Go ahead! Put me in the most ridiculous story!"

[@aryehadventures9657]

Omg he did!! 😂

[@gacha_corn54]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣😆🤣😂 I’m weak no I’m dead

[@unoreverse7996]

Me: I got to the video late! Me previously : I'm gonna be early

[@Somosogo]

you're so right :3

[@Lone_Wolf91]

Lol

[@pewdsy7811]

“Mike, Jack and Lucas got afraid” Why so scared mike?

[@robloxtoiletpaper5819]

Lol My name is Lucas

[@Thatdude12380]

Lucas Bochik Why so scared?

[@yanfangwei5376]

LOL SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Atokosmo]

I have a friend named Lucas but with a K

[@zosiapsps]

@@LovelyCuteBunnies123 I think it's LuKas :v

[@GenderFluidDragonKing]

The 3rd eye girl she seriously is like an anime side villain, she just radiates that energy

[@jkfirelord2976]

No joke she be saying stuff like “I completely fooled them” and knowing she’s using her third eye for bad reasons and even saying it was “the only way to survive” is just showing that this is the definition of a anime side villain 🤣

[@Somosogo]

well, no, but true. she did cheat with her third eye.

[@vanilla6088]

“DUDE SHE WAS HOME, WASN’T SHE? WHAT’S HE DOING IN HER HOUSE?!” Then all of a sudden, “Hi it’s Bijuu Bijuu here with crazy hair!”

[@lillemongamer4339]

Yaa dod

[@sandrajackson3415]

Kirah Lee you have my last name

[@mochacrossing1567]

@@sandrajackson3415 you have my middle name as your last name

[@sandrajackson3415]

Wow

[@bumblebii9075]

Mike fangirling throughout the whole video is honestly a mood

[@lillyculver5646]

Hi ray

[@shoesforjews]

“No one has green hair” Jacksepticeye:”am I a joke to you”

[@-Cassidy.]

Nice!

[@flixxer8025]

*eye*

[@zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzm]

Derek8487 lol

[@SunilNikam24]

Jack : green hair, glasses, Jack Mike :green hair, glasses, Milke

[@juliuscruz5410]

Exactly that's the same idea I was thinking about

[@peachiichu-7604]

“Mike was very afraid of ghosts.” Biiju: “I am? I am!”

[@NH-dg5lc]

More like"Miku"because my favorite anime character lol

[@allthesmallthingzzz]

Hatsune miku isn't an anime character

[@teaganallen1024]

She is

[@allthesmallthingzzz]

@@teaganallen1024 n o

[@-gogurt-6985]

Hi

[@Rashid_Kabba1]

Mike: who else has green hair that’s not a normal thing to have Jacksepticeye: “sad Irish noises”

[@lilmoseytrash6265]

@Barter Bimmons skip to 1:34 kzbin.info/www/bejne/d5PQY5VmbL15j68

[@4thGhoulette]

I mean, the tips of my hair used to be dark green then it turned teal kinda, then like a tree leaf green, then his color

[@30ratsstackedinatrenchcoat91]

Barter Bimmons Jacksepticeye*

[@blueboi325]

the lost eye is the little sean eye

[@aoilikessans6347]

**SAD SPANISH GROANS** *rip jacksepticeye*

[@Disearned]

“They used to call me one-eyed Parker” Why not pirate Parker? We have peter Parker so why not pirate Parker?

[@jkstcibg]

Disearned YESS

[@Mo_Nilla_Co]

The animation channel's producer first language isn't usually english so I doubt they could think of something clever that could be translated back to English.

[@ghulam237]

Arrr me spidey senses be tingling(sorry if this was cringe)

[@Disearned]

Mo Nilla Co. - it’s just a joke lmao. I know that. It kind of obvious with all the broken English

[@TheShadow1347]

Good question

[@what5551]

2020: I lost my eye! 2040: My mom got my fish pregnant with quadruplet cats and the grandma is my great grandson!

[@mintygacha4724]

XD

[@CATL3AF]

Best one so far

[@jinnie4739]

Oh wow *is your cousin your grandfather?*

[@what5551]

Hxppy! Why yes, my cousin is my grandfather (he is 2)

[@CATL3AF]

@@what5551 cool

[@d-boithescientist2263]

"My grandma made a clone of me. And it haunted me. And that's how I got pregnant." Perfect title I think all animation channels would love that!

[@mjpineda28]

yasss queeen

[@zubirzakaria8061]

What. 🤣

[@sofiantak9904]

"Jack looks like the kid from the it movie" The actor's name is Jack

[@silly_tomz]

Rip eddie -from penny and georgie

[@silly_tomz]

@RaindropSketchesyep! -georgie and penny

[@m.ikeymellll]

sofia ntak XD IM DEAD XDD

[@rebelexpress1894]

Rip Eddie -Penny

[@Lemon_bee_key]

I'm a fellow IT fan when Mike said "He looks like one kid from IT" I'm like you mean Eddie?😂

[@rickolade1381]

2020: i have the third eye 2030: i m a male, but i got pregnant by my weird demon doll posessed by my grandma, and i had 20 kids

[@Hualianslovechild]

This comment is underrated XD

[@chisanahoshi5851]

👌

[@bluepuppydragon563]

...

[@lovelypandinou6799]

OMG i wanted « i was born as a gacha oc and averyone became an extra legendary hybrid gucci princess queen ugly makeup face extra fancy vsco girl ksksksksksksks e girl tomboy too much girly rich expancive soiled brat

[@cozy_phantom]

rysha28 Malaysia there were people who had like 70 kids a long time ago

[@malcolmdy]

Him: "Jack, Mike and Lucas" Me: Ja-Jack?! Like, Jacksepticeye?? Sean??

[@taniabettencourt8983]

Not JAKEsepticeye it’s JACKsepticeye

[@cozy_phantom]

Mike and Lucas Stranger Things

[@michellelaclear3905]

@@cozy_phantom I WAS GONNA Say thE SAME THING

[@jandrohmr5208]

Tania Bettencourt are u blind

[@Moved-gn1sz]

Tania Bettencourt you can’t read. (No offense)

[@lolbit_chsn3439]

i just love how the dad from " i lost my eye" was like this meme saying" stop it, get some help".

[@jeweltidwell6245]

Kristine: "hello I'm Kristine. I have long black hair and huge button eyes" Me: oh my god it's the evil mom from caroline.

[@twasadream496]

The other mother has returned

[@galaxydva1277]

COR-ALINE Coraline Jones!

[@artsylovelock8657]

You mean the *Other Mother* from *Coraline?*

[@starrypines590]

Every time I see a button, that's all I can think about.

[@lemonboy8098]

Agree

[@kandiskis1530]

2020: He lost his eye 2080; He lost my brain and my bobs threw fit and killed me while I was preggers with there baby

[@gacha_corn54]

Kandi skis oh wow😂😂😂

[@smiley-face493]

W..Okay xD

[@strawberryvocaloid6279]

So trueee XD

[@lordofcats5448]

Don’t forget, I lost my eyes

[@mattchisom2547]

Huh

[@senseifoot]

"i lost my eye" "i used my third eye to cheat in a competition" coincidence? *i think not*

[@exist.mp4]

OmG yEs .

[@joethecommunist.1243]

:0

[@alayatheshinysylveon728]

She stole the eye :o

[@geese_will_invade_russia708]

‘0’

[@padzgaming5932]

Jackaboi TV :O IN ART SHES IS A HIDER

[@builderbenny0.9beta91]

My dad lost his eye too, he was in the passenger seat of my mom's car. He didn't have his seatbelt on and the window was down, a branch from a tree came through the window and ripped his eye out, he of course was rushed to the hospital by my mom and got a glass eye to replace it. It was pretty scary to hear, but at least I know others had the same problem.

[@Metalmariowigglermk7]

🤣😂

[@Mbiaal]

@@Metalmariowigglermk7 not funny

[@noob9765]

@@Metalmariowigglermk7 the k in your name should be the last letter in your name and the first letter of your name should be f

[@captain_vegan]

similar accident happened to me but i didnt lost my eye fortunately

[@Gamerboy1676]

REAL!!!!!!!

[@geerobson1653]

“mom i lost my eye” “Okay? back in the day we didnt have eyes.”

[@user-dp8rg3tj9o]

「Precisely Pat」 😂

[@seasonsarecool]

true

[@livelymydude7413]

Right

[@Star__Kidd]

Mom my stomach hurts I think I need to go to the hospital. Mom:back in the day we did not have stomachs

[@catsandclassics]

Ethan Nakamura and Nemesis 😂

[@evfrt]

Instead of calling him “one eyed Parker” call him”Mike Wazowski”

[@Avixiiii]

Omg yes

[@juniperberriesonpluto5710]

I was thinking Pirate Parker because of his eye patch

[@coffiecat05]

Heck yes XD

[@flare_studios.]

Budget Nick Fury

[@orisoapperson8608]

Ellie Spry yes

[@mysticnish7589]

"To not to go to there..."

[@athingthatexists2589]

Don’t to do it

[@YourKingPyro]

To have to go to that to location to over to there

[@crimson3049]

Do not to go to there because to lose eye and to d I e

[@starridreams4653]

I read that wrong

[@calamity4817]

@@starridreams4653 to i to read to that to wrong to

[@briangreen8166]

Mike: No one has green hair. Jacksetieye: I took that personaly

[@Ghosty-on-vr]

Me:same

[@jellyandwifi1882]

Gacha mike:hold my gacha

[@danielinparentheses]

setieye

[@wrecktre_]

@@jellyandwifi1882 Gacha mike has pink hair

[@CheeseyWitch]

@@wrecktre_ gacha Mike has green hair

[@sillyspine]

The story: “When a kid came to us-“ The ad: “Hey, boys” Me: “What sorcery is this??”

[@mentalbreakdown4114]

That happened before to me.

[@esyl1450]

That literally happened to me ;-;

[@carolearnado]

That happened to me at the exact same part lol

[@urmum4888]

Same I swear

[@sitiyunus8268]

Lol wth gawd i just say hec

[@matilder]

WAITTT HE WEARS AN EYE PATCH, WHO ELSE WEARS AN EYE PATCH? THATS RIGHT YANDERE CHAN WITH EYE PATCH!

[@hypertwisted]

ALSO NICK FURY

[@matilder]

Thanks for the heart :)

[@gikki7647]

True!

[@xfroggii]

Denia Washington Nun nun nun

[@xoxlunawolfxox9980]

its a Tilly or Misaki mei or ken kaneki or rikka takanashi. It’s weird how their are so many anime characters with eye patches.

[@oofoof1398]

“Who else has green hair?!” _Jacksepticye has left the chat_

[@hinatasato223]

* my mom has also left the chat, Midoriya has left the chat, Midori has left the chat*

[@chomp4577]

*joker has left the chat* *Izuku has left the chat*

[@ghostytoasty4550]

*My bestie left the chat*

[@_V3N0M0US_]

-has left the chat-

[@iloveyou-yg4yh]

Tree has left the chat

[@sorbetcookie733]

3:58 When Parker said Friday night I was playing Friday night funkin’ lmao

[@probes-arealone]

Susex

[@not_4nthony]

yea

[@blakelocke884]

Lol I have a tapscrean on my computer lost my keyboard and I was so dumb to try to play fnf

[@salvadorvelasquez4109]

He is getting freaky on a friday night

[@Briboriakart]

lol

[@culturedcreator5185]

Girl: “I have huge button eyes” Mike: “ she has butt eyes”

[@fangirldreamer748]

Creator Alex Coraline the movie

[@sendpaibear30]

U said it wrong it’s “I have huge butt eyes”

[@jmadison7470]

Me too

[@elizabethtimmons8199]

Lol

[@lolabunumoved9260]

Yea lmao

[@blkstxrr._]

I had a dream literally last night and bijuu mike was signing autographs, I had him sign my sketch book, and I got lost all of a sudden... then cried for my mom... and then I saw obama at a bar.. then my mom was there too. I wish it really happened :(

[@Urmomisdele]

what

[@erinbuxton8438]

XDXDXDXD I have really strange dreams like that too, I had this dream where I was at school and then there was this parasite that infected me and turned me into a demon and then I killed my least favorite teacher, and then I went into hiding because I was a murderer and then the school caught on fire because everyone got demon invected and then it ended (0-0)

[@dantereiman6937]

XD LOL

[@choubitx]

I had a dream where bijuu told me to collect all the scrubs and i cut someone's head open bc he said to and we blew up the world

[@aryehadventures9657]

This was the only comment I actually lol’d at for a long time lmaooooo

[@drakelov3r]

“Huge butt eyes?” No it’s definitely huge button eyes but made me laugh

[@rebeccajones5784]

I feel you

[@NeoLocket]

Button eyes CORALINE

[@abezoabezo3371]

Kokona Haruka are you real?

[@NeoLocket]

Yee

[@chaotic_froggy]

Mike: "EXCUSE ME?!??!?! WHAT DID SHE SAY?!?!?!?!? WHAT EYES?!?!?!?!? BUTT EYES?!?!?!? Okay."

[@undertale-boss2035]

"To Not To Go To There" That's pure comedy right there!

[@izzie8445]

"Who else has green hair" Ferb from phyneas and ferb has entered the chat.

[@coffiecat05]

👌

[@marshall352]

*phineas

[@cabusplayz9176]

What with jacksectipeye

[@ragilfebriana9552]

How about deku

[@ventilovebot]

Sakura nanamine..

[@Corpsesdonotspeak]

“No one else has green hair...” Jacksepticeye had green hair But of course we don’t talk about him here- Edit: Wow that’s a lot of likes-

[@Alex-fq8ld]

Tbh I do agree but at the same time the name is suppose to be Mike so it doesn't comfrim it BUT...... THAT HAIR AND the idk whatever it called it has like black at the the buttom of the hair Very similar but definitely not him

[@KGC8BIL]

Had being the key word.

[@xxnon-binarybeanxx738]

Sshyclone OwO trueeeeeee

[@abbiesuperkawaii]

Awsten Knight has green hair and glasses

[@Zen-pk6gr]

I was gonna comment that 😂😂

[@OliveJuicer]

“I have long black hair and huge button eyes.” Mike: “hUgE bUtT eYeS??!??? What did she say????” Me:” BRUH, SHE SAID BUTTON NOT Butt, BUT it did sound like butt.” 13:12

[@user-wp8bi1hx9z]

@Ronesha Brown yeah ( ･ั﹏･ั)

[@あかいろ-s2b]

Yea try search idv characters and ya see what I’m talking bout

[@ngchloe9314]

She said button

[@therealtimmyiy]

Finally, someone who actually gives out the time of when it happened so people like me can see it and laugh.

[@siobhanharnett1891]

why does her voice sound like Alexa's younger sister is what I wanna know TwT

[@Sokunthea.]

When he said “On a friday night” Me: GETTIN FREAKY ON A FRIDAY NIGHT Y E A H !

[@ricardopadillaballesteros3583]

Yeah

[@Thedeadmanbehindthemask]

GO MANGO GO MANGO

[@Rogue_Rouge2]

Whitty noises intensify

[@Danny_1616]

GO MAN GO GO MAN GO

[@tylerneon632]

RAILRAILRAILRAILRAILRAIL

[@headlessdaisy5909]

"If we want to survive in this world, this is how we should be." Also doesn't her voice sound like Google translate with a deeper voice? (s c a r y)

[@akari-exe-851]

Yes

[@BackupBackupKnife]

yesh she does sound like google translate ;-;

[@cos4033]

13:05 yeah it does actually

[@peculiarcandlestick]

4:14 Mike: *starts fangirling*

[@ghasttearguy2616]

Yes

[@matthewmadsen8123]

hey how are u

[@peculiarcandlestick]

@@matthewmadsen8123 who are you talking to

[@matthewmadsen8123]

@@peculiarcandlestick he how are u what grade are u in and do u have any pets

[@peculiarcandlestick]

@@matthewmadsen8123 well I have the flu so pretty bad. What grade I'm in is none of your business and I have two dogs

[@mydogcontrolsthisaccount3861]

Next story: my toaster came alive and married my breakfast bread R E A L S T O R Y

[@CultReport]

That sounds like something i would want to watch

[@KenzieNHammerly]

Show me the vid nowwwwwwwww!

[@idk.6250]

Oh and i went down my bathtub drain and ended up in dantdm's house and an airplane crashed into jupiter REAL STORY

[@rafaelcastillo7344]

0:54 and 6:49 got me both dying on the floor 😂😂

[@anxietymonstr]

"My grandma made a clone of me and it haunted me and that's how I got pregnant" Every fake story channel: Write that down! *Write that down!*

[@xxgracexx5013]

Parker: his dad told us it would affect our eyes. Mike: how ironic Me:.... EYE-ronic . . . Anyone??.. Ok

[@meowmeow3532]

um...me?

[@lepidodendr0n]

😂

[@galacticramen8032]

Grace Okane your so PUNNY!

[@vacyno2077]

LOL 😆😆😆

[@carquezie1310]

:3

[@fishknees]

When he said “life diary” I had the volume low and I heard “my diarrhea” lol 😂

[@meadowrose2702]

Same

[@jinsakunnel2712]

😂🤣

[@pawpatrolrubble3182]

same

[@vincent3147]

Me to XD

[@goromajima9883]

Chickentornado11 good to know I’m not the only person who heard that

[@deimos8966]

Guy: "on one fine friday night-" Me: "w e g e t t i n f r e a k y o n a f r i d a y n i g h t y e a h "

[@melxxii8035]

Epic

[@heyveets5655]

G o m a n go g o m a n g o

[@waterhybrid7392]

@@heyveets5655 HEY!

[@dislikebutton6558]

Mike: who else has green hair, NO ONE HAS GREEN HAIR Jacksepticeye: am I a joke to you.

[@321pinkaholic]

Little Mac ME TOO in arcade

[@jeys0ngaming3]

ImHere4 DemLolz jacksepticeye has brown hair now you do know that right?

[@estellabunny9120]

Billie eyelash ; ARE WE A JOKE

[@maryamotion6398]

@1k subs Challenge same

[@zedplayz1009]

Lol

[@silentecho7575]

"NO ONE has green hair! It's not a normal thing to have." *cough cough jacksepticeye*

[@aspygamer6924]

Silent Echo what do you mean

[@l0stusb709]

PERFECTION

[@Djskasos]

*shiny* *SHINY* ✨ *SHINY* ✨

[@BlackFuego]

Silent Echo I have green hair

[@flixxer8025]

A spy Gamer *eye*

[@somescottishlassie891]

"But all of that changed one day" Me: when the fire nation attacked

[@thedarkpickle9902]

Yes, but also yes?

[@tiffanyv.7290]

Every single time I hear that phrase I think of avatar lmao

[@MarchieHare]

@@tiffanyv.7290 r/wooosh

[@zareefuddin3002]

korra deleted 10000 years of history

[@michaelangeli6789]

1:16 If your German It makes It even funnier 😂✌🏻,nice Video btw bruh 👌🏻

[@discontinuedchannel2650]

bRuH- "DUDE, HIS NAME IS LITERALLY MIKE" THEY FR BE OUT THERE-

[@rbrubberduckii5069]

vid: "And people bully me by calling me-" A weird ad: *TIRED OF PEEING?* .Me:..what

[@riqwerrgp343]

Monika DDLC 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nomochord3364]

MONIKA YOUR BEST GIRL :)))))

[@-jul1en-558]

Monika DDLC new sub

[@Guest-em2ds]

why are you still here..? i thought i deleted that monikaafterstory.zip folder..

[@Tattoedpixie84]

Monika? Where did you come from and how did you get out of the void? *Also stay 5000 feet away from me.*

[@bluelobster1389]

3:35 mike “who has green hair?” me “the joker has green hair”

[@natashakennedy3633]

Well we now know who took his eye when the firecracker went off

[@gachagirl7912]

Mike: NO ONE HAS GREEN HAIR Everyone with green hair: What am I, a roach?

[@wemisemitruck]

Gacha Girl I don’t know why this made me laugh so hard that I spit out the water I was drinking xD

[@ZoeyQ.]

***** what am i? A roach

[@tinatumblin9270]

Haha 😂 isn’t this a TikTok reference?

[@serenadoesstuff2599]

But he has green hair

[@justnatsuki8319]

R👏A👏R👏I👏T👏Y

[@wilsoncruz7827]

If i was taller My Parents would still be alive 😳

[@anacovers-3685]

What the heck

[@mixitup6805]

,':/

[@kurmudggeon]

Same

[@pleaseignorethischannelamn5242]

Wow that’s so deep 😔

[@may_junie]

question mark?

[@lopezfamilysoocool9223]

Mike: Who has green hair Jacksepticeye: *Glairs at Mike while Mike continues * Mike:No one has green hair

[@axokat]

His hair is brown again, or he changes time to time

[@psychojules5070]

Yea he has brown hair rn he used to have green, he may dye his hair again but I doubt it

[@kennymccormick375]

Not anymore😢

[@lovepuppy4627]

Not to be that person but... Glares

[@okamithewanderingwolf172]

(Angry Jackie boi noises)

[@person7014]

13:26 “I can see through my eyes” Me: _b r u h h o w d o y o u s l e e p_

[@justaboringhooman]

By closing her eyes? Just cus she can see through her eyelids doesn't mean she can't sleep, idiot

[@person7014]

@@justaboringhooman stop being mean ok? Jeez

[@A4NSBS]

"I cheated a competition by using my third eye" Her: My name is *[not Garnet]* Me a steven universe fan: You sure you're not *Garnet* I know you might using *future vision* Edit:👇 Also me: **chokes on noodles** (btw im fine)

[@nauseathebat6560]

**future vision and Bismuth's forge start playing at the same time*

[@PBC_WAS_TAKEN]

Hello fellow su fans

[@Ally-kh4rs]

Mhm gurl

[@2e628]

pearl steven Universe, I’m a SU fan!!

[@whosaimee]

The guy who lost his eye is sapphire and the random dude is ruby xD

[@A-Dino-Named-Mennany]

Really, that whole thing was Jack's Dad's fault for telling them to stop playing video games.

[@-boba7106]

Yeah i knw

[@raelin09]

Yea lol

[@Star__Kidd]

True True

[@brujobi]

*SHAME ON HIM!!!!!!!!!*

[@imalwayssleepy-_-]

Diwali is an Indian festival as a Indian it is not that dangerous

[@AAAA-py8vq]

*Christine has a third eye because she stole Parker’s.*

[@christinecao4499]

๑ 青山ゆが ๑ I laughed way to hard lmao

[@Kendakki]

@@christinecao4499 DONT STEAL MY EYES WENCH

[@pawpatrolrubble3182]

Christine Cao you stole Lulu’s Eye?

[@GyuraGals]

@@pawpatrolrubble3182 cream hero's?

[@nicholasschleben8203]

WOW... THAT ACTUALLY MADE ME FALL UNDER MY BED LAUGH

[@GiovanniKody100]

Note to self: Never go to the fire cracker.

[@luigisake]

2:36 Why does He looks like a younger Nick Fury? He does look cool with that eyepatch tho.This is the story of how Nick Fury got his eyepatch

[@duckwill6948]

the first story is about nickfury getting an ay pach the second is him getting in to the avengers

[@lilithphobik]

LuigiSake ikr

[@M1gvar]

Only because is black >:[

[@iluvcringe9660]

"My grandma made a clone of me....and it haunted me.....and thats how i got pregnant" -Bijuu mike 2020

[@mehmelon6870]

No preggers

[@Napalmelons]

I got pregnant from breathing

[@Whisky2000]

@@Napalmelons lol

[@justineg87]

XD true 2020 bijuu

[@Chloebowie21]

Next episode: i pooped in my toilet and it haunted me but then we became friends

[@Banananyaners]

Bijuu: Reacting to true stories Category in his description: *Gaming*

[@loljay3281]

*Xbox, Ping Pong*

[@seffallii6401]

*ah yes, I love the plot here*

[@Banananyaners]

I'm just gonna like all of these comments because they are way funnier than I'll ever be Lol

[@someonewithlackofsleep6973]

XDD

[@child-9838]

I think he's trying to survive.

[@aubri.1214]

Gotta love the tag; “I lost my eye playing with firecracker”

[@Bruh-IKSA]

“This is the only sweater” It’s not a sweater It’s a hoodie

[@socksoriginal]

Ists a jumper(in Ireland)

[@bass3341]

I always say that😂

[@pufferfishparty]

If it has a hood, it’s a hoodie If it doesn’t, it’s a jumper

[@anetajarzabstrzala5342]

If YOU See a sweater but actually is a hoody

[@haha-tu5ol]

I love how no one is talking about the grammar. “To not to go to there”

[@lanaeha3896]

I love your profile pic😂😁

[@petegiffin3145]

2020: I lost my eye 2080: I barfed out an IKEA while a Navy SEAL kicked my baby while I was pregnant

[@athingthatexists2589]

:O

[@sarahcerar8049]

How you know that? Its the year 2081 and that happened

[@calebgresch9604]

"How i got pregnant from from losing my eye when i was eating french fries with chalk at my grandma's house" should be the next True Story animation that they make. XD

[@kendalmiller6592]

"Huge bottom eye" "I was born with it"

[@Urfavvmiaaa]

Video: He “lost his eye” Me: NO HE LOST THE GAME OF LYING

[@zombielove8790]

true

[@Lexhex634]

why does this comment remind me of kakeguri?😂

[@mslone6094]

*So he lost Bluff/Bluffing?*

[@lovliesproductions8417]

Art and Anime let’s get our gambling freak on

[@anormalhumanbeing2417]

grammer*

[@lay9697]

“And they ran away because I am hideous” Me: yup.

[@kittylover2.031]

It is not fair that he lost an eye. And she has an extra one

[@melpomenethemuse]

Neko cat *understandable

[@memeboii189]

1:15 me yelling at my friend for not giving my diamonds back

[@scribblesam]

“YOu tHiNk yoUr lIfE iS hArD!? I wEAr sIZe 13 nIkIeS, MEN sIZe 13 nIkIES, BEaT tHaT” Bijuu: *I’m having an identity crisis* (OMG, ALMOST 100 LIKES OVERNIGHT!?)

[@kennymccormick723]

MEN SIZE 13

[@anawithonen4097]

@@kennymccormick723 You think your life is hard?!

[@pikahet314]

"this is defently not English" Video "went to the room which *had xbox"* Me: "indeed"

[@Mothman_In_a_T-Pose]

I know! The English is so bad!

[@TheGuitarTaylorCriedOn]

*OOOOF*

[@Chloebowie21]

*ik lke none in thas wrld can SPEEK anymore*

[@ghostvien]

this is an honor of the HIGHEST esteem - he has achieved _GOD TIER_

[@bssgangyt2349]

Yo Mike ur the best KZbinr and I like to watch ur bids^^

[@theflyingdeadratty3899]

Me: * hears that the cup moved * Also me: *leaves my lonely bedroom* I did that just in case it was gonna be scary... I dOnUt lIKe GoSt’S

[@scout_the_plague2535]

**we had the delicious turkey sandwichs made by jacks mother,** *GETS FOOD ADD*

[@starafton9288]

Celestia Ludenberg same also funny thing I read this I got an food add

[@ashlynartzwo8196]

@@starafton9288 :0

[@CultReport]

ಠ_ಠ

[@9487-m7s]

Nobody Not even a fan Not a single soul Bijuu : **SO IM GOING TO JUST REACT TO THIS VIDEO THAT I ALREADY WATCHED SINCE YOU CAN SEE THE RED LINE-**

[@9487-m7s]

@@Idk_Rubyyt hmm, maybe your right ._.

[@maryolin3488]

I saw the red line

[@im2luezy593]

He has to watch it first. If he doesn't there probably be like some curse word there oe something. :/

[@lillythewolf8747]

No he just open's it and put it to the end so he marks it

[@chocolakat]

Its true i see it bijuu mike is liying for us

[@stardust69420]

3:58 Parker: on a Friday night- Me: GETTIN FREAKY ON A FRIDAY NIGHT YEEEAH

[@squidgirl3792]

"you can clearly see by the time i copied jacksepticeye-" Also him "what other youtuber has green hair!"

[@dead_rose9272]

Like HE SAID THE NAME IS MIKE

[@idk.6250]

@@dead_rose9272 you are a strange man or women idk

[@dead_rose9272]

@@idk.6250 what ;-;

[@avocadoggo8568]

Jacksepticeye is the answer to bijuu mikes question

[@mandymousefan2498]

@@dead_rose9272 he ment that bc of your name

[@icantthinkofagoodname7992]

"and I have huge button eyes!" Coraline wants to know your location.

[@Wolfy49407]

The other mother wants to know... ;-;

[@esticvolantamart]

Coraline?

[@Steamlazer]

@@esticvolantamart Coraline, from the book and movie

[@esticvolantamart]

Steamlazer X OH RIGHT 😂

[@katiewinslow9090]

That what i was think of coraline when she said that

[@sophiacarosella1103]

“mY GrAnDma MAdE A cLoNe oF Me aNd iT hAuNtS mE... aND ThATs HoW... I gOT... PRegNaNt.” -Bijuu mike

[@crepejello]

Sophia Carosella LOL

[@Zoroswife-mx5oe]

XD

[@justdreamer.3681]

XD I'm laughing so hard XD

[@user-cb7mf5mt5k]

O

[@Asterxxy]

E

[@Pidgeon_Boi27]

I'm sure your a great friend bijuu!! :) Anyone would be lucky to be your friend!!

[@Colaceball]

Nah

[@Al3XtheIdiot]

14:47 “I stared at their dumb faces and tried not to laugh” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

[@thecutieisgone]

I heard the word "third eye". *laughs in ddlc*

[@Yuri-vl1hh]

👁👄👁

[@natalie69000]

👁👄👁 👁

[@dakotawashere3936]

-laughs in yuris boook-

[@MOKTheCreator]

ّ👁 👁 👄 👁

[@amanwithmanmadememes717]

Not ddlc Soo scary

[@lolanyways3123]

Mike: I’m not tryna suggest better bully names Captions: I’m not tryna suggest better bullying aids

[@kittygacha2297]

What?

[@kittygacha2297]

@DBZAddict do you not like Gacha people? 🤔

[@okayyy423]

@DBZAddict What does her being cringe have to do with her comment. TBH I am a gachatuber and I kinda of find it offensive, if you don't have anything good to say don't say it please. ✌

[@EE-eh5fc]

Yeah Boy O-O OOF

[@yukeroinactivated6984]

#OkBoomer

[@Gamerboy1676]

The REAL!!!!! Got me rolling on the floor 😂😂😂😂

[@Harieth.]

"It was a festival called Diwali" i know diwali i celebrate it "Kids played with fire crackers" Oh i do that! *shows a weird firecracker* That's the adult firecrackers... you stoopid

[@unusedacc300]

**grabs the firecracker and throws it in a volcano** >:C

[@Katty-ju3oe]

@@unusedacc300 Lmao

[@The_SilliestBilliest]

3 eyed girl: Yes kids, to survive in this world we must cheat, lie, and be very selfish, that is how we succeed! Every other adult: wait that's illegal!

[@socktheratking]

When mike said that the character Jack looked like “that one kid from it” I stated laughing so hard because the actors name is Jack! Haha

[@loganosterhoudt8585]

you are my favorite you tuber

[@nadinebeattie1524]

Mike: Who else has green hair? Me: Jacksepticeye.... Edit: I don’t know his name so I called him Mike since I don’t know. I know people don’t like edits but I needed to say this

[@Frostdragonn]

Coco KittyCudles not anymore....

[@moonlighteditz2875]

But is name is not mike?

[@Frostdragonn]

•moonlight Editz• his name is mike for short...

[@ddpastries8365]

Billie Eilish: I'm the *g r e e n* guy.

[@almondmilki189]

ЛФТ ΛЛЏ more

[@Idyllically-Gacha]

*KZbinrs w/ no idea on what to post:* *Animation channels:* It's free realestate

[@apocaIyptic]

"who else has green hair" Jacksepticeye had entered the chat

[@skag_gully]

Billie Eilish has entered the chat

[@CultReport]

@ThePineappleEpidemic 4077 what

[@mickeymouse4547]

Flowey Dreemurrr, Jeddah Want Well, Billie Eilish Has green hair.

[@CultReport]

@Asriel Dreemurr universes are colliding

[@rnelan1e]

Jeddah Want billie had green hair

[@crimzon0549]

BTW this story described me very well

[@iqueenz1752]

13:14 *my friend walking in* Bijuu: Huge butt eyes *my friend and me staring at each other* *my friend walking out the door backwards slowly* lol

[@CRAZY-ds6bb]

Mike:I’m the only one with green hair! Jacksepticeye: (breathing intensifys)

[@lilmanonline2213]

He has brown hair now

[@CRAZY-ds6bb]

I know

[@h0n3yzzz]

crazy Playz he probably changed his hair

[@DremaTheDreamer]

Its Jackspdicieye

[@CRAZY-ds6bb]

Brooke Guthrie no its not

[@caterpillar3275]

"Hi my name is Mike and this is the only sweater I own" honestly me tho....