He stole my wife

[@joemann7971]

The kid is trying to ensure he stays an only child. 😂

[@adnanaliable]

He is not an only kid, he has a little sister.

[@sougotokiwa8439]

Or maybe the son wants to be the new man of the house...😅 Becoming Momma's...Man.

[@IamSoangelic]

But they already have 3 kids😂😂

[@sougotokiwa8439]

@@IamSoangelic 😂

[@AstrideSaintluce]

Tu as bien raison

[@alinamanandhar7134]

Dad be like,"If I didn't touch your mom you wouldn't even be here!!"😆😎

[@gaspitsher]

👁👄👁

[@youngrdx7477]

Maybe he wants to be the only one

[@Queen.Melody666]

Plot twist:kid is adopted👁👄👁

[@youngrdx7477]

@@Queen.Melody666 *kidnapped

[@Ttrvs]

​@@youngrdx7477I'M FUCKIN DEAD,

[@abominos6291]

"Go back to your bed " "No" Bro was about to disown that kid Edit : OMG!!! I m famoussss!!

[@sister1stforever325]

It’s probably not even his ha

[@chrishawkins162]

He needs to stand up to that kid and put him back into his own bed....NOW!!!

[@MossaBassiri]

عععععغغ غغغع7عع 😢😢😢❤

[@kingkush8729]

You....are not his father😂😂

[@NazirAhamd-d8z]

❤

[@gettoknowdavid]

"No way, this is my bed now" Famous last words

[@James.m]

Lol❤

[@yb958]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Honorbound43]

Holding you upside by on singular ankle

[@ArticleUse-s5q]

Kid: dont touch my mom. Europe, American parent: its okay he is just a kid🤡. Asian parent: let me teach you, how behave with your parent🗿.

[@Coughsyrupdisney]

​@@ArticleUse-s5q bro yll are victim 💀

[@bangwithcamino693]

**Googles adoption agencies near me**

[@princetagg]

Yo!! You outta pocket bruh 😂😂😂😂

[@mimidebrose]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jcj1764]

I’m dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@juarecinos1400]

😂🤣😄👍🤣👍😂😄👍🤣😄😂😄😂👍😄🤣😄🤣👍

[@Melanie-ro6pl]

LMFAOOO 💪 😆🤣🤣☠

[@Kyle-gb9dq]

'Don't touch my mom' How u think u got here, kiddo??!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Fusionkid273]

I don't get it can you elaborate on that

[@chan8772]

​@@Fusionkid273 😂😂 poor

[@canovergara8025]

😂😂😂, this couple has gr8 ideas,awesome content, it’s not like some repetitive stuff you’ve seen like on other couples sitcoms,sound bites, still they keep it in reality subject matter,they are just good natural real day to day stuff with a hidden punchline😂😂😂😂lol 😂

[@ShaunOfthedead-kp6yu]

​@Fusionkid273 when your old enough you will find out

[@jace_frontier821]

​@@Fusionkid273The kid existed - like the term "he got there" because his parents mated/sex, just like how you are alive and we are alive because our parents created us by f*cking each other - MALE & FEMALE + ❤/sex = Child

[@13_debasreetadebnath80]

If birth control was a person:

[@leamontoweh715]

An effective one too

[@kinokononomura]

or Durex ad 😂

[@BeautyTalksBible]

Lol 😂

[@vasumkmachadikunnel]

​@@BeautyTalksBible ok u in ❤😊😊😊😊😊😊😮op❤😢😮😅

[@viviansylva1]

😂😂😂😂

[@godofgaming2046]

They are HUMONGOUS 😮😮😮

[@sanatkumar1945]

yeah

[@Shubham1994Saroj]

Finally someone said it 😅

[@20ftBurmesePythonChaser]

Yeah bro , those mommy milkers are huge ... Mai toh pura din dabata ... 😂❤

[@SachinSinghhhh]

​@@20ftBurmesePythonChasersaale harami😂

[@mortemoccasus2412]

​@@20ftBurmesePythonChaser harami 😂

[@Juiceboy-ve4dy]

"Go back to your bed"😂😂😂

[@officiallyretired.]

Bro just made a condom commercial

[@gorjearies410]

❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤بعشق مرتكك❤❤❤

[@johnpopoff7950]

Poster child for birth control.

[@tchircablina3181]

More a chastety belt.😂😂

[@Roop_ZXY]

😂😂😂

[@ArticleUse-s5q]

😠Kid: dont touch my mom. Europe, American parents: its okay he is just a kid🤡. Asian parents: let me teach you, how behave with your parent🗿.

[@BalloTel]

Tossing that boy out of the window 🪟 😂

[@Queen.Debbietv]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@BalloTel]

@@Queen.Debbietv 😁

[@ATLienForLife]

Exactly!!

[@jimmytanner2939]

😂😂😂😂

[@marirothbauer5407]

Why would you want your child sleeping between you and your husband. And women wonder why husbands have affairs or divorce them this is one example. 😮

[@jaclyngwaltney6654]

“No way! This is my bed now!” Got me 💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂

[@PabanAman-c3v]

Bro got born to save his mom's from dad weapons💀

[@AkaAyemi1727]

😂😂😂😂

[@Yaraisme13]

💀💀

[@charithajayampathi6780]

😂

[@zacmalik1757]

Bio wepon

[@Animation68990]

spear a deadly weapon

[@WhiteFeather1x]

So true 😂 you can always pull the father card of “I’ve known your mom longer, and loved her longer” what defeated me was the my kid saying “that may be true, but I’ve loved my mommy since the day I was born”

[@sophearothno8800]

father: I love your mom before you even born. now shut up and move

[@zubayerhossain4659]

Hilarious

[@aprilchow-chee5281]

😂stealing this

[@sayemshahariaprethebe]

☠️☠️💀💀

[@Spartan-ut2ui]

And you were born because I loved her

[@fireschoolbus]

“No” The Belt 3 meters away: 🗿

[@Roop_ZXY]

😂😂😂

[@roymustang2572]

She doesn't have the cake, she has the whole damn bakery.

[@_K99]

Intertaned commnet

[@OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-n4q]

Cake is 🍑 not 🍒

[@justSomeUserOnYT]

Mate you looking at the wrong end

[@martinlin937]

I did the honor by pushing it to the 69th like

[@Sector_07]

😂😂😂

[@rochellemarie4893]

He just securing his spot as the only child 😂😂

[@apersonwhocantmoveitmoveit7688]

FR 😂

[@James.m]

Very well said ❤

[@deniseespinoza8319]

Dude is a mini version of his mom.😆

[@nonyabigness]

I was literally thinking the same thing. Listen to the way he talks

[@Steve55262]

Og

[@olatunbosunajagun9705]

Speaks exactly like her

[@Exeno.]

Exactly !

[@NaatoKalam-hi3zd]

You have hilarious sense of humour and reality at the same time.

[@breehogg2878]

superb acting by ‘the dad’ 😅😅😅

[@ernestpaniagua1210]

That's why you have grandparents on speed dial 😂

[@richardsmith9615]

I imagine that would be nice.

[@chiporich5957]

Exactly😮😮

[@Jimmy-ik2kc]

Nah, that's why he has his own room with his own bed.

[@bloatware6509]

Literally Everyone from the beginning of this video 👀 on the target 😅

[@angelinakristinesylverinn2190]

The husbands VOICE THOUUUU! ❤❤❤

[@robettscott0075]

Big Dawg making sure no competition for the inheritance 😂

[@lucascapobiangozotti]

“And that’s how you ruin a marriage kids, I’ll see you tomorrow in the same channel at the same time” 😂

[@marietawhite2171]

That's rude

[@chadmilligan342]

@@marietawhite2171no it’s not it’s actually true even if you think it’s rude it’s facts.

[@DakotaJordan-t8x]

If I was the father I would just remove myself from the bed and go sleep on the couch and then see how his mom reacts and then have her kick him out

[@TonyGutierrez-vy8fj]

Yea it's not cute at all, it's cringe. The mom should have corrected the kid, not laughed it off

[@carolinehannah5188]

how old is this kid. I have seen this format, in another video, and it was cute, but was a toddler. this kid sound too old.; if try to be funny, not funny.

[@Madds_HeyPookie]

DON’T TOUCH MY MOM Had me dying

[@holden_brwn]

The hand grab 💀🤣😂😂like “ what do you think you’re doing “

[@Cutie-p9b]

“This is my bed now” got me rolling on the floor😂

[@pragyakashyap2940]

The most effective birth control ever.

[@esoulii]

Just stopping you from having more than one little disaster

[@lucycornelius1776]

@@esoulii k

[@YTWAP]

​@@esouliiDisasters that 90% fail to take care of

[@djoftha213]

😂

[@voice_of_reason5604]

And possible intimacy and long term marriage wrecker. 😮

[@HaLeo-g1j]

That's why single mothers remain "SINGLE"!

[@arkainreveal2614]

Exactly 💯 Right!!!

[@xhelios847]

Eh?

[@Elonmuskateer]

😂😂

[@ontariobarclay]

Reading this was like nails getting hit on the head.😂

[@mile_851]

The same would happen with your own kids. If you don't want kids at all just say that

[@sandipkhatri6085]

Men of culture are scared of her 😅😅😅

[@Jakoby-l7l]

Being a grown man now, I see why my Dad was always so pissed when I slept in their room

[@WaltSalll]

Throw him out the room and make him a little brother and sister....😂😂😂

[@kohugautam7876]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Nightplushproductions]

Bro ur disgustin u duno if its just an sleepover

[@darkshark324]

@@Nightplushproductionsbruh 😂

[@daviedood2503]

@@Nightplushproductions these ppl aren't ur idol Michael Jackson bro .. u STILL sad about him not giving YOU some Jesus juice or what 🤔🧐🤨

[@Nightplushproductions]

B4

[@donaldmartin4980]

I remember this from 42 years ago ….. miss you wife, see you again soon .

[@tybaltmalema3566]

She'll be waiting

[@malikcox9309]

🙏🙏

[@malkamanuranga]

MY man🥺

[@haroldschaefer]

I daresay more than a few parts of her are still alive. I can feel your love for her in your words, and nothing that is loved so much that a complete stranger on the internet can feel it can truly die. She lives in your heart, your soul, the core of your being. Every time you get that feeling that she's around, she is.

[@fahadshamaun]

RIP to her

[@MindYourOwn777]

Trust me if the mom wanted it to go down the child would've been put back in their room already or from the start. Moms sometimes let kids block on purpose. 😂

[@rennymm2523]

as a mom, I confirm 😅

[@nikitaw1982]

SonHusband. Divorce too common now. Dont marry a high body count woman. Poor son messed up for life.

[@botashekiyah1444]

😂😂😂😂

[@A_Good_Boy.]

​@@nikitaw1982hmm

[@Malakai33333]

@@nikitaw1982 wtf are you talking about?

[@paullansville]

Lil bro is like "NOT ON MY WATCH".🤣😂🤣😂

[@myssee]

Birth control sorted😅😅😅😅😅 Traffic control diverted real quick 😜🤣🤣🤣 Moms laugh at the end😅

[@rymanshroomzorz]

And this is why you have to teach kids healthy adult - child boundaries. 😂

[@drakanize]

That door be getting locked every night and sound proofing so I wouldn't have to hear him cry

[@Psylent6]

I thought the sound proofing was for something else... >.

[@Me-hg2rg]

@@Psylent6like playing loud music??

[@fashionlife5348]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@calebfrompc6898]

@@Psylent6clappin dem cheeks oh ya

[@syaredzaashrafi1101]

​@@Me-hg2rgoh you sweet summer child

[@firexgaming8469]

He Don't want compitition in family.. and new partner in family will😂😂😂

[@pokifacetico1]

This is not a laughing matter. It’s very serious.

[@Chet22]

🤣

[@ilijabosnjak76]

😂

[@chrisr.2886]

It's hilarious

[@christopherpaige406]

100%

[@funmilolaajayi8196]

😂😂😂

[@kavitan94]

Kid:Don't touch my mom. Father: don't you want a brother. Kid:🪽🪽🪽

[@ManabKhatiwada]

One me as daddy 😂

[@Lee-Darin]

I'll be like, "Your mom is my wife get back to your bed or I'm gonna whoop your ass!"😂

[@graceoduor7179]

😂😂❤

[@AstdonlyAccount]

Same

[@simonphoenix9131]

The end!💯

[@NgoziOgugua-tc3li]

😂😂😂😂😂😂u are very funny

[@williamlingle5244]

Preach it brother

[@lionsden6960]

Those are the two big reasons I subscribed to this channel😍

[@Freestylerfutbol]

The best effective way of birth control 😅

[@TheQuota2001]

What’s crazy is that my parents would leave me in their bed and go “Have fun” on my bed 😢 they broke it and never brought me a new one

[@blessingephraim2677]

😂

[@Mali-gamer1]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@_TENOR]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@The49ers23]

😂😢😂😢😂😢😂😢😂😂😂

[@harryyans]

Nah bro that’s crazy

[@भारतमाताकीजय-थ3म]

Every father( husband) has faced this problem after a child !!😜😜😜😀😀😀

[@thakursivanandamaharaj9703]

i have not faced be cause i am satisfied with only one .....as because being an elder sibling i can feel the pain of having siblings

[@IGuessWeAllSin]

@@thakursivanandamaharaj9703he never mentioned anything about multiple kids. This comment went right over your head, not trying to be rude but your reply made no sense.

[@JordanJacksonTyson]

Shouldn't be that way

[@lamaspacos]

NO. If was father and daughter, the divorce is coming soon.

[@kenheikens]

True. We must stand strong. Do not let this happen. Be a man. And good father.

[@heinreactshorts3733]

The father said: Well done, my son! 😂😂😂

[@DonOaks-y1c]

Never let your kids sleep in your bed. Went you have wife look that awesome 😂😂😂

[@deborahsphotography]

Lol, he is her birth control. He is very effective lol.

[@kawaljeetkaur5751]

Sú AA km j ki

[@Tumblequeen_233]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@minavarturgunbaeva8619]

​@@Tumblequeen_233 то то то то

[@Krishna-tt1jj]

😂😂😂

[@Tumblequeen_233]

@@minavarturgunbaeva8619 ?

[@michellecollins6379]

I love it, get it little player. His bed now, don't touch my mom. Lol 😂

[@EvaandJavier]

😂❤

[@ramanujpayasi]

Lenz law... 😁 😂

[@FTC2929]

"If I would not touch your mom, you wouldn't be here kid!"

[@lindasampietro4411]

This is EXACTLY why children do NOT belong in the marital bed‼️😾

[@GRIMRAJ]

That's exactly why Asian are better parents.... If u have that sex drive take her out simple

[@74yodinosaur99]

@@GRIMRAJ put a lock on your bedroom door. Take your wife out on a date night, but when you get home, LOCK YOUR BEDROOM DOOR. Letting kids sleep in your bed doesn't make you better parents.

[@QuadirBrown-xt7iv]

That's a fact.

[@flowersflowers5070]

Thank you!!!!

[@armando6413]

Sounds about white

[@ReilingOsolin-jb8ob]

DONT TOUCH MY MOM 😂😂😂😂😂

[@JohnBlessed5]

Kid is smart, he does want a younger sibling to steal his thunder 🤣🤣🤣

[@KarlaPerez-ht4dw]

I love how the kid reacted. It was so funny, but super emotional because he actually loves his mom.😂❤

[@jidexacademy660]

But mom needs to be touched😂😂😂

[@wayneliume]

This is why your name is Karla.

[@radjen5948]

If in marriage such things happens, then the relationship is lost. Supporting such interferance is the end of a relationship and not something to ever support.

[@JordanJacksonTyson]

This should have a lot more likes

[@draegiles892]

​@devonblackshire6448 This is disrespectful and opens the door to a dysfunctional family. The mother is silly and this is not cute.

[@voice_of_reason5604]

It does happen

[@voice_of_reason5604]

​@@JordanJacksonTysonwhy?

[@evanho4538]

Damn that’s just not true. Sometimes kids go through this phase. Yeah it’s important to have discussions with them about it and handle it in a way that’s compassionate and can be honestly playful and light hearted when you’re explaining it to them. But it’s not that serious dude.

[@leeceyah]

My daughter can hear her father touch me from the other room. We hear he stomp sprinting before she burst in saying "don't touch my mommy" . She even gets offended when she sees photos of me with other people from before I was her mom like "how dare you have a life before me" 😂

[@Ttrvs]

Does your daughter have superhuman hearing or smth? 💀

[@humphreyniepce6408]

​@@Ttrvs Just sex sence, sorry I mean sixth Sense..😂

[@Ttrvs]

@@humphreyniepce6408 I'M DEAD

[@Meph_X]

​@@humphreyniepce6408lmao

[@shamkawooya6986]

😅😅😅😅😅😅😅​@@humphreyniepce6408

[@biakabiakdinga]

That's me the whole night 😅😅😂😂😂

[@FrokuBabayy]

I love my kids but nobody getting in-between me and my woman period. You got your own rooms for a reason😂💯

[@gamesmoney1025]

Well that dad can cock block him in about a decade or so and see how he likes it...lol

[@patrickluchycky1172]

exactly.

[@trollmagnet8265]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kenheikens]

Never back down.

[@KalelAvila8185]

After having 4 kids myself I can totally relate to that situation. Just cherish those moments because they will eventually grow up .

[@nicklai7081]

And husband out there touching other women since your children havent grew yet. Lol

[@DiddyKatt]

Kids like that never leave home.

[@arshyarajeev3386]

But by that time the parents will be old too. 😂

[@chandrasekharpalit8083]

Tu aur 4 le le beta. Abhi bhi fuel Baki hau

[@Martinsg8611]

Luckly they grow up....

[@emilydumonte9075]

I love my kids and they come in our beds sometimes... But this is exactly why our bed is our bed 😂😂😂 Mama and Daddy need their alone time

[@Karebeargirl11]

100 percent my sd is older now but when we have our own. After the time of having them I. Our room in the bassinet they will be in there own room and bed for sure.

[@Kim_Jong_un445]

But make sure the same thing when they have a female over in their room They also need alone time

[@davidalejandromontiel6364]

I thought he was going to say "she's my wife now" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@GT1968Shelby]

One reason you never let the kids sleep with you. The parents bed is a sacred place, for the couple only. . The children get into habit with sleeping with parents then they don't want to sleep in their own bed, causing real and serious issues between the couple.

[@catherinehoyos9652]

Son niños por poco tiempo, necesitan a sus padres por poco tiempo, si un varón no entiende eso, es un inmaduro

[@jessecarranza4069]

@@catherinehoyos9652ellos no se mandan solos

[@asisdoank5468]

Betul kawan dan itu terjadi kepada sy,dimana anak sy yg sudah umur 12 tahun tidak mau tidur di kamarnya,akhirnya sy yg mengalah tidur sendiri di kamar lain...

[@anithapradap3473]

True

[@geoffreyokrongly916]

And increases the risk of children walking in during naughty hour. Lock your door.

[@kendixon6437]

🤣🤣🤣 Nope I love my kids but they have their own rooms and that's my woman 🤣🤣

[@jimpalmer4916]

Shiiiiii wait till he brings home the ladies frickin GAME CHECK BOIIIII

[@kendixon6437]

@@jimpalmer4916 🤣🤣🤣 he be bringing my foot in his butt for being in my bed without a good reason 👍

[@venkateshkore2283]

❤❤❤❤❤❤iloveu

[@Koi_apna_nhi]

​@@jimpalmer4916 😮

[@surlespasdondine]

Mine too but I love they sometimes slept with us or fell asleep after breastfeeding. Would not have wanted to miss out.❤

[@matthowland1770]

One thing that I have never been is kicked out of my bed, not by my child and not by my wife. We always reserve play time for when the kids could be distracted or at her mom's or my sister's. My wife was shy about the kids being able to hear what we were up to.

[@shrutikawde8548]

Cheap ass

[@DaisyObserver]

Smart woman 💯

[@kamilhoffmann2410]

You need basement, lock kid in it. After all not forget to unlock it again :)

[@bldiehardfan]

😂😂😂

[@lindacook8665]

We called it being "Rick Rolled". I think Rick Astley is responsible for that 😂😂😂

[@GetYourselfALife]

Men of culture 🤗

[@joshualyndona.1297]

You mean fat? Lol

[@CarlosFerreira-ej1tm]

My country it's full of them...

[@abhi2349]

Hahaha

[@vanbasham5433]

😡

[@dennisb-trains23]

👀🍈🍈

[@sunitashelke4107]

She knows what she is doing

[@bikashmishra6675]

And you feel proud about it?

[@gzus1482]

​@@bikashmishra6675And you feel gay about it? 😂😂😂🤡

[@xcept7355]

​@@bikashmishra6675dude she dont want it .married women get bored easily and make it a chore . And dont anyone dare argue no amount of exceptions will change that they are an exception

[@bikashmishra6675]

@@xcept7355 They will do this but will except the man to keep pouring into that dead soul the 100% which he was doing before too. Pathetic. No sex, No marriage is what men should start with and should dump the wife all together. If we should care about their mood swings during periods and what not and take care of them, pamper them then getting horny is a men's mood swing which they should take care of as well. Not in the mood for a few days is understandable but not in the mood everything for continuous years is sickening and should be dealt with.

[@danzglinicki9982]

A child raising his hand to his father is nothing but a bad sign, No respect !!! Once the child thinks he controls the parents... It's lights out for any sanity in that family.

[@mohammadhijazi8356]

Bad luck tonight 😂😂😂

[@Merge_Ace]

Real Fatherhood raising little haters😂

[@EvaandJavier]

😂😂

[@zainabconteh1422]

😅😅😅

[@ritujaganguly7370]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@RashenTheekshana-lt5eh]

​@@EvaandJavier ķ

[@whatisrealwhatisnt]

😢

[@geneevans7885]

And this is how side pieces are born.

[@jabrielscott5384]

😂

[@user-tl4ly1fk2p]

She has a big heart, bless her

[@Sam_78.]

Ya 😏😋🤤

[@anandhans7774]

Ya😋🤤

[@not.a.human.]

big heart 😁😁

[@Giga7569]

Actually stfu you’re all weird I can’t believe this is what’s normalized these days

[@Somefolks52]

Big heart? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@nikolaistavrogaine9095]

Freud is smiling in heaven 😂😂

[@Ash_03]

Don't touch my mom 😂 yup that used to be me when I was younger.

[@Rmomar]

1.1 million likes is for sure for the kid and the dad... 😂😂😂

[@Kevin-ch9ch]

The pairs did it

[@jshanker2005]

The 'Likes' are for mom !!

[@okorolina]

🤣🤣🤣 the accuracy, that's why I had to lock the door

[@patriciamontero5111]

😂😂😂 yep

[@pakviroti3616]

No, all you had to do was blister their backside once or twice to teach the lesson. Children don't enter Mommy and Daddy's room without permission.

[@KumarShubham99]

Dude:- this is my wife Kid:- This is SPARTA 😂😂😂

[@jmill4062]

He would be out that bed and room so fast he would think he was the flash!!

[@tonyadmckissack9097]

😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jeancharles6102]

C’est son Fils ! Calme Toi. ! il protège sa Maman …. Et veut encore des Câlins. !

[@gigidotto9014]

The husband of he tried to kick him out.

[@jmill4062]

@@gigidotto9014 😄😄 Not at all! 😄

[@mjt1517]

@@jeancharles6102and he needs to go back to his own room. She needs no protection from her husband.

[@jerrynance6404]

She got exactly what she wanted. Notice her smile at the end. 😂

[@dietermeyer259]

Divorce.

[@ЮрокВасильев-г9о]

подозрение на зарождающийся инцест?маме не нравятся взрослые мужики?

[@shafiqrajulis9008]

Being a single mom

[@Β.Π-π6τ]

​@@ЮрокВасильев-г9о🤦🤦🤦

[@blakedefriend4075]

This is why there are locks on the door.

[@devastus477]

Yeah but they will sit there and bang on the door and giggle the handle.

[@CaptainPoolverine]

​@@devastus477Then you're parenting wrong.

[@vindo_rocks]

The kid don't want a partner for his toys...😂

[@hiwa.-.1729]

“ this is my bed now” Oo the kid owns the place and everything now😂

[@rodriguezpavara5652]

Including some broken limbs

[@adelyna89]

Tomorrow morning (dad): So are you ready to go to work and provide for the family now kid? You better put on those grown up pants and start your day as I'm busy doing some puzzles. Bye!

[@waytogo11]

She is carrying the entire channel on her chest😂

[@dustybeaver6823]

I left my ex wife because of this. Ladies, if your Husband tells you this is not ok and you continue to enable the children to do this, you may end up a single Mom again.

[@marirothbauer5407]

Agree totally. Women should remember... Husband comes first so women pamper their children too much you guide then but do not let them take control. Recipe for Divorce.

[@jackandblaze5956]

That's exactly what most women want... A new 🍆 to ride, plus spousal support, child support, half his assets, and her own place to herself while he makes the house, car, and insurance payments. It's the American female dream & it becomes real for hundreds + of new women every day.

[@austinsmith5529]

Bro for real I'm never letting any kids I have in our bed and if she's okay with it then out she goes not even gonna try to convince her of how wrong that is. Unless they have a horrible fucking nightmare and can't get back to sleep your kid's need to sleep in their own damn bed

[@TRSpothill]

I'm surprised you could share that here. Maybe i should say please 🙏 return to her.

[@IGuessWeAllSin]

@@TRSpothill well I’m glad he did. It sounds like a serious issue that is unfortunately common

[@ani9603]

Ah, ha, ha!!!! Priceless!! Such a little champion!! ❤❤❤❤

[@tomy8745]

Never let your kid sleep in your bed at the start. Never give in.

[@theanswerisinthebackofyourhead]

Don't ever marry an Asian woman, this is their culture to let children sleep in the bed till they are around 5 or 6 yrs old, I have an Asian for a wife and I know cause we have kids

[@simplybrianna8122]

You can just got to know when to kick them out. When the kids get in the bed with us they are on the outside and we are in the middle

[@trinidadburquez6387]

Words to stay married by.

[@Literally___Me]

Never back down Never give up

[@youknoweverything7643]

In order to keep a marriage healthy you put your marriage and relationship forst in some instances over your kods like letting them sleep in the bed over night now in the mornings on a sunday or sat morning of they come in to cuddle and they are little and to sleep in thats ok but never over night

[@FrankJuniorAmoateng]

Daddy is the mood for business😂😂

[@Gunslinger205]

If it weren't for me, you wouldn't be here young man

[@EvaandJavier]

😂😂

[@LucLightWolf121]

Tell him!😂

[@victoraj4792]

Damn right let this lil punk asses know how the got here 🤪

[@tonytwotone7030]

Do you want a brother or not??😅

[@kwright450]

exactly

[@RipStray]

bro got the whole bakery

[@sandymaccarty9414]

Perfect way to ruin your marriage

[@KakashiHatake-nu2et]

why would that ruin their marriage, it's their own son from their flesh and blood not a stranger and if the father is cool with it then it's good, It's not like he's gonna sleep with them forever, eventually he's gonna grow up and they gonna rarely see each other so until then let them have some parent and child love, and don't bring your family problems to public cuz your opinion doesn't matter. I don't know what the hell is wrong with people nowadays

[@nickequeall4164]

​@KakashiHatake-nu2et Relationships tend to go downhill when there's no quality time together. No intimacy is the biggest relationship killer

[@RealTikeMyson58]

Mane those heavies got me woof woof😲😯🥴

[@symonejamya112]

uh

[@abhijithbencylal402]

🤤

[@abhijithbencylal402]

🤤

[@bkmartinez123]

Hahahaha. Literally my son too!! 😂 he’s grown now but my husband and I still laugh about moments like this.

[@zarajoelle6797]

Bro got some super human reflexes or something 😂

[@carbonconnected3885]

Son doesn't know dad wins at the end when he gone

[@samuelramirez4774]

“I’ll take you out and make another one that looks just like you” don’t try me, boy.

[@Hwkgrl16]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@desirethunder385]

Oh my 😂😂😂

[@samuelramirez4774]

@@desirethunder385 😆

[@JohnHudsonJr]

Lmao 🤣

[@sirjonte323]

😄😄

[@camillewhite4531]

BRO IM NOT LYING HE ACTUALLY SCREAMED ME SO BAD IM DYING 😂😂

[@biscuit5061]

Keep that up and he will soon have a second mom with an entire different house 😂

[@robertnegron9706]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@draegiles892]

😂

[@helenfanuku9112]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@hamzambayire6159]

☠️🥶

[@a.k.thehitmaker4701]

😂🤣🤣🤣 you did not say that I’m dead… lil man put the hand up 🙋🏾‍♂️ like he’s paying rent

[@Happpi_Snacks]

Thats why the door is locked. Cant sleep in you bed… theres the couch.

[@EvaandJavier]

😂😂