He took a "selfie" and forgot.

[@sadtoad250]

Please don’t let this series die out

[@mlc0547]

I'm not even a coney fan, but these are the only videos I click immediately whenever they come up.

[@pokezach494_]

Wait what the flip why is Coney talking to himself

[@grunkleg.2934]

As long as there are people, there will be cringe

[@ParmMannREBORN]

Cringe will never die

[@illford]

Tbf the last time he paused I think it was because he ran out of stories or something

[@akiren302]

One of the best episodes in the whole series. Please NEVER retire this series Coney, oh my god

[@80me16]

The DS camera story had me in tears lmao

[@joshshrum2764]

The final one slaughtered me.

[@TJ-Henry-Yoshi]

the mario screaming alarm is simultaneously so funny and so harrowing. Just frantically trying to make it stop with nothing working, at a volume that progressively gets louder all the while everyone nearby is just staring at you. Truly the worst way to start your day

[@sec9_]

its so hard for me to imagine actually it actually happening to me in real life.

[@joshshrum2764]

Impossible tasks lol, also hello legendary silvagunner commenter.

[@ckorp666]

and back in my day (bone creaking) at least the phones were designed to let u take out the battery w/o doing permanent damage, but we had to put a stop to that bc god forbid u maintain ur tech instead of throwing it away and buying a new one

[@bobosmith101]

TJ "Henry" Yoshi...

[@fiammaorsmth9840]

Oh my god, the worst part about the DSi story is that the shutter sound is forced to play. Meaning everyone in the vicinity at least heard the kid snap a pic of his dead gramps if they didn't see it.

[@YourLocalNobody420]

6:01 "I had a gf specifically turn this stream off before [sex] once" is a legendary message

[@TheeProteanThreat]

Exactly. Saying "specifically this stream" rather than something like "one of your videos" adds so much to it

[@CheeseWeegee]

The phone screaming in agony as someone is prying it open with their bare hands in the middle of a hallway is an INCREDIBLE mental image to me.

[@HeftyDan]

Man, that DS story makes me so fearful for what horror stories we'll see from the Switch era. I feel like Smash custom stages will end up on here eventually

[@DeviousHands]

We have an entire generation of ipad kids, god rest their souls

[@twotoned_echos]

"Bro, Donald Duck?" 😂 Funniest part of the story idk why

[@thatoneguy9582]

[scott the woz voice] BRO…

[@UltimaShadowX]

Coney's "confused dad" moments in this series are why it's one of my favorites.

[@Ygdralis]

Music list for the video: Intro - More 90's TV Music! - George Streicher 0:46 - Sunday - Gran Turismo 5 3:05 - Simulation Mode - Gran Turismo 3 5:01 - Concentration - Gran Turismo 3 7:45 - An Endless Journey - Gran Turismo 3 10:02 - Light Velocity - Gran Turismo 3 13:20 - Slideshow (Memories) - Nintendo DSi Camera 14:19 - Take a Break - Gran Turismo 3 17:58 - Slipstream - Gran Turismo 3 21:16 - Be at Home - Gran Turismo 4 Outro - Slideshow (Memories) - Nintendo DSi Camera I'm really glad that the music list is about the same than last Cringe Confessionnal, because I would never have guessed the game myself. Anyway, enjoy !

[@ChristopherMoom]

Wow the shared music list is incredibly fortuitous, super glad that it made this list easier to finish

[@Ygdralis]

​@@ChristopherMoom Yeah, it definitely helped a lot ! Can't really blame the editor for keeping the same, they do fit quite well

[@neo1711]

So much Gran Turismo here lol

[@josephcastle3872]

Dude, the Gran Turismo music is great! I started playing the games lately and then realized that this series uses so much GT music, lol.

[@biivamunner3122]

don't forget mambo no 5 from lou bega /j

[@Champiness]

Coney failing the option-select and calling the submitter “Hemingway” for yapping was hilarious

[@BudewFan_]

That’s definitely failing the option select but getting a hard read anyway, it was so glorious

[@Diamond_Aura]

7:06 Elmo when I tell him a very funny joke

[@totalhydration5240]

Tickle Me Coney when he is sufficiently tickled

[@4546Bean]

That one guy probably synced up vine booms with every thrust

[@thatoneguy9582]

he had the soundboard *on* him

[@deadriccow]

Ok but like am I the only one who got thrown off when Coney scratched his eye through the glasses frames not knowing there’s no lenses…. 2:36

[@BrandDude24]

21:53 Sadly I can relate. I used to have Etika’s reaction to Mewtwo in Smash 4 as my alarm during my late middle school years.

[@joshshrum2764]

Ohhh hell no.

[@littykitty040]

The Hemmingway story was legit paced so well, as an author I'm jealous

[@ValueNetwork]

Imagine being the guy who has a intimate relationship with their girlfriend that’s based around popular vine compilations. Turning her on with “what’s 9 + 10? 21”. Climaxing to “road work ahead, yeah I sure hope it does” an awful existence. Easily top 5 worst cringe confessionals!

[@grunkleg.2934]

_Whispering into her ear:_ "What's 9 + 10?" _Her, moaning:_ "Mmh... 21..."

[@De_an]

Honestly those two were made for each other.

[@Ijustusethistocommentstuff]

"You should start running..." "Oh yeah, baby..." "FOR PRESIDENT..." "AHJHHFHGH"

[@TheeProteanThreat]

Yeah, the fact that she just called him a dummy rather than kicking him out made it kinda cute actually

[@lessersharks]

that 38 year old came in swinging with the baseball poop story. started off overwritten and then dropped the BOMB

[@Xxblade17]

I used this series as a reference for a journalism type class since youtube says its technically a podcast 😂

[@fatamusballamus6004]

As someone who got a DSi Christmas of 2010, the memories slideshow song will now put me in stitches every time I hear it. Holy shit, nothing will top that story for me 😭

[@KikiCatMeow]

Coney strikes me as a Donald Duck gamer

[@jakegripss]

LMFAOOO the Armada fart being used was unexpected

[@BenSpace]

Literally just binge watched the entire Cringe Confessional series earlier, the timing is impeccable!

[@anacreon212]

the screaming mario phone story had me cry laughing.

[@periwinkle43]

This show always gives a great laugh i love it. Please people keep sharing these anonymous stories theyre all so great and i will choose to believe theyre all true to keep the magic alive

[@Xanek]

What a messed up slideshow on that Kid's DS, like horror and trauma one after another. 7:00 How do you poop yourself so much that it ACTIVELY pulls your pants down?? 9:42 Armada Farts bit

[@stsalty1788]

I was looking for any comment about it being specifically Armada farting

[@ScuttleButtle]

9:59 It was not.

[@ethabns]

that alarm story is the funniest and scariest one in quite a while

[@GabeOG_]

The kickball story got me in tears bro

[@andypeoples7175]

Coney I love the series. I'm just often not in mood for cringe exactly whenever a video is out. I like cringe when I did something cringe and need to make myself feel better

[@spickeygombe]

i was looking at old nintendo console music earlier on the day this stream happened, so when i heard the dsi slideshow theme again in the worst context imaginable i couldn't stop laughing

This is legitimately my favorite series of yours, never stop coney

[@aaronturnbull6528]

The Lou Bega trumpet had me in tears

[@ToneTone2319]

I love watching these videos so much they're my fav series on your channel don't let this series die

[@speertime]

Commenting for the algorithm. My favorite Coney series and probably my favorite episode!

[@eyalich]

As someone who holds their like for a funny part, I appreciate being acknowledged

[@inaccurateprophecy8971]

I relate to both sides of the kickball story and if I was on either side of that situation I'd cry right now thinking about it

[@normalperson7]

the phone was SCREAMING for dear life while being tortured

[@joshshrum2764]

Needs the song of healing.

[@thatchillasian8924]

Huh, I did not expect my story to make it into Cringe Confessional. Cool! I submitted the Sad Trombone Story btw. Not as insanely hilarious as the other stories, but I'm glad people thought it was funny. Sorry mom.

[@shinyleefeon]

I've been watching the backlogs of these for weeks I didn't know there was a break but it's good to hear we're back

[@byrontheusurper6505]

My DS still has some old ass photos, I should go through those again

[@skullsnake9009]

Lets go, never let this series die

[@pseudo2224]

The best part of every month is whenever cringe confessional comes out

[@booyahgenius]

The Mario screaming one genuinely made me a little nervous because I'm in college right now and good lord that could be me one day

[@somedude4832]

It could be you right now. Be the change I want to see in the world

[@booyahgenius]

@@somedude4832 Thanks Gandhi

[@somedude4832]

@@booyahgenius “It's the action, not the fruit of the action, that's important. You have to do the right thing. It may not be in your power, may not be in your time, that there'll be any fruit. But that doesn't mean you stop doing the right thing. You may never know what results come from your action. But if you do nothing, there will be no result.” I spent like 5 minutes trying to find a quote that worked here

[@booyahgenius]

@@somedude4832 I commend your effort, friend

[@TeamSkymemberPapermarioking]

ngl that mario alarm cringe confession was my favorite

[@vanquish1333]

That one story about the DS is mad relatable. Shout out to that one free AR game where you shoot the faces flying around with balls

[@exxeld]

this series should be so much bigger its so fucking funny

[@UCDitto]

2:13 the guy could've doubled down by mentioning series that the Previous Kingdom Had. "Yeah, and Goofy" "And Mulan" "And Pirates of the Caribbean"

[@aleatorio._]

The DS story might be one of the top 3 of this series, if not top 1

[@BDOGG345]

This series is why I subbed honestly

[@LunaDachi]

22:06 in their defense, I’ve been waking up myself and my smash player roommates with Bayo’s star KO scream for the past 4 years

[@byrontheusurper6505]

22:00 I LOVE THAT VIDEO, THAT IS SO FUNNY

[@andymcclurg9916]

I flinched while adjusting to the jack-in-the-box presence of the Coney intro

[@AnalogLanguage]

This series is sooo underrated! Never stop! ❤

[@NightShineOfficial]

best episode in the series by far. my chest hurts

[@pacothepapershredder]

the complete polarity of the intro and outro is very funny 😂😂

[@dillonmoore8303]

Cringe confessional is the best coney segment. Please don’t stop it😔

[@TalkerDebater]

FINALLY !! i was waiting for this for so long

[@chris-fr9ws]

please god im praying this vid does well because cringe confessionals MUST live on

[@Qiom1]

Coney I NEVER like and subscribe when you tell me to....because I like and subscribe as soon as I hit play 💖

[@sizzledan31]

It makes me happy to know that I'm not the only one who has seen Mystery Science Theater 3000

[@ShirouBrando]

That Mario one had me in tears

[@sharktheprez]

8:30 am discrete math class was somehow the worst part of any of these stories

[@RiverLucyy]

one of the best ones i ever caught live

[@the-civil]

FIRST CRINGE CONFESSIONAL OF THE NEW YEAR🎉

[@1piemanpie]

This is the best series on KZbin

[@stevepater7205]

I cannot believe Armada will continue to live on through cringe confessional

[@Christopher-hi5eb]

Keep this series alive fellas!

[@BeandoHamson]

Favorite KZbin series tho the thumbnails always make me feel like I’m put on a list for watching these

[@PeterP616]

OH MY GOD YES MY FAVORITE CONEY SERIES IS BACK!!!

[@matthewbartlett3442]

5:00 Gabriel Gundacker: I’m an adult virgin! This guy: not for long…

[@Fe3hEnthusiast]

The fact that Coney reaches through his lenses to rub his eye

[@matthewbartlett3442]

When the KZbin vid is more than 20 minutes long, you know there’s going to be at least 3 pee stories

[@aidanlarimore4391]

Don’t ever stop bringing us Cringe Coney! It’s apart of the human experience

[@Kaiser25]

This episode was golden, damn so many bangers

[@SJMan2022]

I thought this series was dead, so glad I'm wrong

[@Shirahoshan]

WHEN I SEE THAT DEEP BLUE BACKGROUND I KNOW WHATS GOING ON. Please never cancel this :D

[@Salmonboyo]

Cringe confessional is one of my favorite bits on the channel and as many would agree, it would be *quite* depressing if it ended. Cringe shall forever live on! (but fr coney is one of my favorite comedians) edit: i paused right before you kissed me i'm scared

[@beanman8749]

it always returns when we need it most

[@rosedreemurr7474]

Glad to see the tetris music stays as the outro lmao

[@zombeef3074]

As a wearer of glasses, watching Coney reach THROUGH the frames to scratch his eye is so triggering

[@AndreA-cu7oq]

9:59 HOLY PEAK REFERENCE

[@Champiness]

Thought the bungee cable hanging behind Coney was a noose for a second

[@raptoria1705]

I would actually rather die if the last story ever happened to me

[@ArynBacklogDragon]

I was not joke listening to all the cringe confessionals until early this morning

[@kodra1510]

This was an all timer

[@erhanjpg1467]

I love this show

[@ZectorV1]

I actually have a friend with a real medical condition that is extremely similar to the passing out at brain stuff. Its mostly blood/needles for him, but really any kind of trauma or gore can set it off and he just drops like a sack of potatoes. Its really interesting tbh. Think it was vasovagal syncope

[@Fopera]

That mario one was so good lol

[@justinhenry6296]

I forgot my AirPods were at full volume and was greeted with FELLAS!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@HXCbubbles1]

This is the content that brought me to your chanel in the first place. Just noticed i wasn't subscribed but that's fixed now!

[@TramiNguyen-oi3kp]

Awesome Coney video!

[@VictoryStar34]

Everyone, do more cringy stuff so this series never ends

[@sonicphoenix7]

holy shit this video is so good i have never laughed so hard at a youtube video

[@quartzossie]

What a banger for the opening

[@miloweiss5201]

I just finished a semester of sociology and there was like no mention of the brain. That’s psychology (I assume, that’s next semester)

[@TheBadBoysofChoir]

2025 is starting off strong with the Confessionals lmao

[@dani_revop]

best content on yt

[@YourLocalNobody420]

Coney you better be doing this series into your 40s oh wait

[@cichlisuite666]

I love Cwinge Confessional please don't let my bbaby die