It only took ONE internet meme...

[@lessersharks]

11:50 “gay yaoi between two guys” is the most redundant thing i’ve ever heard lmao, we love you coney

[@WohaoG]

you never know if it was between 3 guys.

[@passtheyaoi]

@@WohaoG or if it was straight yaoi

[@bombyman84]

straight yaoi between 3 guys

[@tiggysuwu6773]

@@passtheyaoi what is straight yaoi how does that work

[@scumlet5502]

@@bombyman84 straight yaoi between a man and a woman

[@dontellaniwone]

The girl’s yaoi was rock and the guy’s TI-84 color calculator furry porn was paper folded in the shape of a gun

[@MelDSnow]

I just died at the last one. I was I marching band and I totally understand EXACTLY the energy, and it hit the comedic beat on the head. I cried laughing

[@ODISeth]

I love how Coney realized that calling the TTS bot AI was a bad idea, completely restated that sentence, and the editor chose to taunt him for his mistake by leaving both in

[@kaycee7738]

You would be surprised how many times the contrary happens; like when coney said he knew about waluigi wiggler meta when he had to ask chat in the stream, but the asking was cut out

[@ODISeth]

@@kaycee7738 as a video editor myself, telling the editor to cut something out is universally funny and informs us to keep it in

[@kaycee7738]

@@ODISeth I'm pretty sure he did ask the editor to cut it out, but I still agree with your point, it is funny

[@trillaggaming2404]

This is easily my favorite series from Coney, such top tier content

[@UltraSTH]

No way, is that Trill from TrillAG Gaming?

[@Redjet-en7fn]

10:28 I've never seen a kid with absolutely no survival instincts, didn't even need to say you've got candy in the van.

[@wilsonsecaur1015]

26:43 so excited for the coney out of context compilation

[@Xanek]

RIP that kid that learned the slur from GTA and didn't learn for MONTHS it was bad. Those group of dudes that pretended to be Russian but only knew "da" tricking that Romanian dude... he had to be messing with them, right?

[@MrSkerpentine]

I learned the n word from that old Doc Louis stole my bike meme and I only found out what it meant when I was showing it and reciting it in early middle school science class multiple times

[@Ijustusethistocommentstuff]

If not, those dudes should become VAs. Those accents must be REALLY convincing.

[@SavageJarJar]

​@MrSkerpentine the guy stole Mac's bike! Can you imagine that?

[@Ingutt]

That Sweet Caroline story is just a Rhythm Heaven minigame

[@TentaCole]

That story about the convention guys pretending to be Russian was really funny to me 😂

[@Xxblade17]

The way they got pressed 😂

[@jpshy1130]

That story was fucking hilarious

[@cototo]

Actual Seinfeld bit

[@fletch-a-sketch9250]

The Romanian dude absolutely knew they were lying and was trying his best to get them to fold

[@Theorpo]

Such a Teenage-late 20's bit from a group of White Friends. It gives that energy, and gives a lot of it. Cause I was practically the author of that story. I'm the one who the friends pull along lol. But I will commit for sure

[@justoinvo6801]

6:40 When I was much younger I was heavily guarded from the internet to the point where the only and ONLY thing I had access to was Google. At the same time, I enjoyed reading manga and had no way of doing so other than to read them physically (everyone knows that at a young age, you were too embarrassed to ask your parents to buy you manga). So, in desperation, I turned to Google Images and looked up the manga and volume number, which would then load each page in images (obviously in the wrong order), I managed to read like 15 manga this way. I checked a few years later to see if it worked and I swear to god every page I saw in images was in the manga, and I didn't miss a single bit of information reading that way LMAO

[@omarg2079]

I did the same thing in middle school except instead of being locked to google I was just an idiot.

[@unovarydrake]

17:06 I never noticed Coney's glasses were not real glasses before

[@beanwuzhear]

The comedic timing on the last story was amazing, 10/10

[@chris-fr9ws]

the last two stories were GOLD this episode was so good

[@JinglesRasco]

Just goes to show you that I spent too much of my youth on the Internet. When I heard the ""Gamer" stole my bike" story, I didn't immediately think, "Oh no! That kid said the word """gamer""" to a whole lot of people!", it was, """Gamer"" stole my bike" is not from GTA! It's a Punch Out meme!"

[@TsukiStuffs]

same

[@burbusburbus8782]

legitimately when i heard the last one live, when i heard "okay guys, take it easy, don't kill yourselves", i knew where the punchline was going, but still hearing it was so shocking i started to feel my ears hurt when laughing (that also could be due to the cold i had, or a mix of both)

[@Xxblade17]

THE CALCULATOR ONE LMAO

[@cpopo5662]

absolutely the worst one

[@Hedge_42]

Holy shit the last one is the funniest confession ive ever heard LMAOOOOO

[@I_Pastizzi_You]

The more gameshows Coney does, the stronger his Steve Harvey stage gets

[@miggle]

This is the most intense second-hand embarrassment I’ve ever gotten from cringe confessional

[@Michael.CrazedAlaska]

That first story is only cringe cause Dad was like, “yes, my high as balls son SHOULD leave the house right now.” At least OP knows Dad sucks as a wingman.

[@aguyonyoutube4sure]

Can’t believe coney made another thumbnail about him and not the stories

[@superplushyvids]

Those last 4 stories would easily be in the Bountiful 5 ratings for me. They were way too goddamn funny.

[@xraenon1664]

At first I was just feeling bad for the Sweet Caroline dude, but I lost it when I found out he went from the school dance to Taco Bell. Something about that transition is just something else.

[@matthewbartlett3442]

Based

[@anonymous7024]

What in the thumbnail?

[@glooperscooper]

UNDO

[@Xxblade17]

Peak

[@Hispano_1]

fuh

[@Lozzu]

He said it

[@peggels22]

Got you to click

[@idavid8391]

The thumbnail and title make it look like this is a video canceling Coney ICANT

[@virtualdash]

26:17 LowTierGod if he was in a marching band:

[@Devinswumps]

That last one actually had me in tears

[@ArcadeStriker]

My sides were obilerated when I realized what thae "stole my bike" meme is actually referencing lmao EDIT: *that last one completely destroyed me*

[@FranXiT]

The last story is the funniest shit I've heard all week. Holy fuck.

[@honorableintent]

The last story brought me to tears. I could not breathe for five minutes.

[@wispyone3702]

I used to not be a fan of cringe confessional considering I was there for the first few poopy streams, but one night when I was incredibly sick and depressed I watched every single episode back to back and now I just often come back to episodes of this series to have a great time. I always love a new episode and I'm so glad I don't really have any stories this bad to tell.

[@Hikaru1468]

My mind broke when Coney reached through his glasses to rub his eye at 11:46 for some reason, I know he doesn't wear glasses but it still broke me.

[@gribblegrape6496]

The dude losing the barista’s number twice in a row is hilariously unfortunate. And I need a conclusion to this.

[@DoMorrMusic]

I think it was for the best. Remember, the guy was dating someone else.

[@gribblegrape6496]

@@DoMorrMusic I mean, they can still be friends.

[@fletch-a-sketch9250]

That story was already hilarious, but the chatter who said “you have to cheat now” sent me over the edge

[@gribblegrape6496]

@@fletch-a-sketch9250 lmao, I didn’t see that

[@SylvAlternate]

The first story is one of my biggest fears, whenever I do something that could be even somewhat embarrassing out of context I'm worried I'm just hallucinating all of it and the people around me think I'm crazy

[@juneru2]

Wow, even Coney is confessing in the thumbnail!

[@callanharvey6264]

I love the one message that starts by saying "it would have been around 2022" as if that isn't less than 2 years ago lmao

[@vanillajellyfish]

That thumnail MUST mean this episode is gonna be a rollercoaster

[@chowder3239]

26:22 LowTierGod band teacher

[@Adr16n1122]

I never ever in my life would have guessed that Low Tier God's day job was music teacher.

[@olivebandit4401]

by far my favorite coney series. always has me laughing out loud at some points.

[@Flygoniaks]

Unironically, I knew the F-word in _Kindergarten_ and I have only KZbin to blame for it.

[@lazerman3686]

23:00 bro had MONTHS to think it through and still ended up doing the same shit 😭

[@roland8481]

Last story is so funny, I died because I imagined the band kid as an anime character who would give a thumbs up while saying something like that with a blank expression

[@CCChicken]

These are some of my favorite videos to watch. It's such a great idea for content

[@RobinSpellbinder04]

I was just rewatching old ones wishing a new one could come out, this is great news!

[@Ijustusethistocommentstuff]

24:28 The first thing I thought was "Huh? Cole Macgrath?", and thought the story was going to turn out VERY different.

[@Roddan96]

The Hollywood Video and the Game Crazy unlocked so much nostalgia.

[@ollieolii8137]

I said "Oh my god" out loud at 23:04

[@megasparklegoomba6807]

Glad Han-Tyumi is getting some work after his last appearance in Tezeta.

[@cadetsparklez3300]

24:24 "alfred", in the voice from epic rap battles of history

[@DrSwazz]

A pirate’s favorite letter is obviously aye aye, captain

[@Mobeku]

Thumbnail alone gonna give this video crazy hits

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

I also open the door to a unlocked empty car, realize it's too fucking empty and realize am looking in the wrong car.

[@LooseCo]

Inspiring thumbnail choice this time, king

[@prismason]

i always look forward to these thank you very much

[@pup64hcp]

That last story was one of the best of all time

[@DragonMaster1818]

The last one had me dying 😂

[@Axeeco]

At this point im convinced that the only reason the phone number guy is in a relationship in the first place is because he didnt want to reject the other person so they didnt feel awkward

[@TempoName]

That last story is further proof that band directors are the best people in the world

[@Dgoold2]

I both rented Joke Books and also scrolled Google images for memes 😂

[@treedude4246]

As a youtube frog i will litrally never know if my cringe makes it

[@gymleaderfern]

gamer stole my bike

[@jamesprumos7775]

I was expecting someone to bring out THE TRUMPET at the end.

[@beebopbadoodlez]

15:38 I don't know why this is in cringe confessional that's actually such a banger joke

[@ChillBill327]

Cus it’s middle school and they would be like “does this fuck not know what sex is”

[@wormlington]

Best series on KZbin bar none

[@tyrelllowery2074]

Coney is getting better at this

[@boredtorchic748]

wild thumbnail coney

[@Raging_Tsunami]

The mf 897 copies of her face in a stack has got to be the fucking greatest followed by the fleeing to taco bell after the BUM BUM BUM

[@lylelylecrocodile2538]

6:23 W shirt

[@romram7984]

listening to the coffee story....man I feel bad for the girl. She keeps giving her number, only for it to not be saved.

[@BedBugReviews]

Who swapped the director with LowTierGod 😭

[@JackCipherCreations]

FELLAS, IT'S CRINGIN' TIME

[@gayMath]

oh my god this is the funniest cringe confessional it's just so consistently good and it just keeps ramping up and up

[@S.O.SStudio]

This was such a good video haha!

[@zerothefox9027]

That last story was actually fucking amazing

[@roguelyft6839]

That thumbnail is actually diabolical

[@sparki9085]

11:30 i wonder why coney *immediately* went to bara

[@neo1711]

I'm concerned with the amount of submissions involving furry stuff now

[@deathcatthor]

Thing is, with tournaments in my first experience I lost within 3 rounds so I started to grind fighting games, then next time I went to a tournament I won. (First tournament was pax 2024 tekken 7 and second tournament was a local with 7 ppl. Felt awesome)

[@cadetsparklez3300]

13:00 slenderman costume lol

[@oscarrosales1736]

Crazy thumbnail but this is my favorite series

[@jekufo]

The marching band guy really is a HighRankHuman

[@Jelliott_ssb]

As a Romanian viewer I can confirm

[@MasterKombatBro]

.the gt3 music is bringing memories i didnt know i forgot

[@Vaaads]

i don't think the sub and like thing works if you've already done them but im too lazy to undo them

[@MonkHB]

I wish I could tell you it worked....but I honestly don't even know what should be happening.

[@acehasgreed]

MY FAVORITE CONEY CONTENT LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@nathanouellet1253]

Best Show on youtube. You Rock Coney.

[@bananaBread16]

That last one wasnt cringe, just funny

[@monkeDluffe]

24:06 why does no one tell him his hair is a catastrophe?

[@icegod4849]

Imagine if this is all one dude and this dude just lives the cringiest life imaginable full of pissing and shitting himself

[@natetwist12]

10:34 Man. Anon is not nice to himself. I wonder why- 11:31 oh. _oh no._

[@Armydillo62o]

That Band Director story had me choking on my water. Cringe Confessional remains the best series.

[@Jaaaaack]

Ah what great timing, I just got lunch!

[@SouLeozinho]

is it good or bad that when i saw the infamous question my first thought was "hurhurhur cole macgrath hurhurhur" and not what EVERY single other person thought?

[@TheTrueBrawler]

I don't know who that is, but the person you first think of not being hindsight's obvious candidate isn't inherently good or bad as that could wildly depend on what you happened to be thinking of when you heard the words "infamous person". I was thinking of Smash Bros, so the person I first thought of was ZeRo.

[@mightykingwario]

26:45 for funny :)

[@atwistedb]

Awesome thumbnail Coney

[@georgethegreat3114]

been waiting on this cringe confessional upload specifically, such a good session

[@michealoverstreet7317]

I almost died when I realized I was in this one