The FUNNIEST High School Moments

[@Banana_D]

I think its really funny that so far Coney saying "Like the video" has still never made the like button light up

[@atwistedb]

He said it so much, it hasnt lit up once 😭

[@thegibberishman3797]

The cringe must’ve killed the like button.

[@CONEYZZ]

WTF

[@opo4724]

whatt the fart@@CONEYZZ

[@VHSo_o]

@@CONEYZZ swearing?? on CHRISTMAS??? you BITCH

[@Mechanicalamity]

Coney saying “Everypony” was not on my bucket list

[@g1d3on_j98]

23:42 i was so utterly horrified from what i had heard that i dropped my bag of doritos on the floor, in disbelief of the horror my ears had witnessed.

[@ckorp666]

"let's CLOP our hooves everybody" when dad doesn't realize the slang word he just used but its too awkward to explain...

[@FilthyTea]

Y’all what does clop mean

[@SplitDip]

​@@FilthyTea You probably don't want to know

[@ckorp666]

@@FilthyTea i wouldnt worry about it

[@ImTheGuy]

@@FilthyTea sex

[@ellie8272]

​@@FilthyTeaen.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clop_(erotic_fan_art)

[@obviouslyanonymous]

Deadass, the Domino's outfit bit is funny. From my experience when I was in high-school, dressing ridiculous is generally cool as long as you're confident. My best advice to people worried about being weird in school is, if you think something might be uncool, lean into it twice as much as do it casually. Maybe it'll still be uncool, but it will almost always be much cooler than being ashamed.

[@DDD_Tinker]

28:48 I did not expect Coney to react that way, I almost died laughing lmaoooo

[@DoMorrMusic]

Missed in the VOD: “Break them up and get with the guy”

[@scouthatesrainbows]

MGTOW Moment

[@SapphireTiger74]

I actually cried laughing. Applied a snapchat filter and laughed my way into a migraine. it was amazing,.@@DoMorrMusic

[@andymcclurg9916]

For me that moment was 26:06, he almost choked on his surprise

[@AwesomeMooseSmile]

The closest experience I have to that dan story is there was a kid in my HS who was a CERTIFIED quiet white kid. He always wore a button up black shirt, brought his thick black and red gaming PC to school, and I saw that his phone background was heavily passionate nick x judy zootopia art.

[@Markoy1928]

I love that that teacher took offense to someone sneezing twice; I once sneezed 7 times in a row and my teacher joked about how it broke her record

[@Xanek]

Merry Cringemas Poor dude who got his ass played like bongos by a random kid lol

[@DrSwazz]

Donkey kong type shit

[@swankified8981]

20:30 In my senior year of high school, my friends and I would dress up for class in suits every other other Friday. It was pretty fun having people question it

[@DoMorrMusic]

can confirm

[@Deleteduser88-d5y]

I think we all forgot in this episode that the worst thing she can do is salute you. And we can finally add to the rogue's gallery of recurring characters. We now have one-armed girl, teachers, and people who can't tie their shoes. Now we wait for the chatter who can't whistle to return.

[@VHSo_o]

Coney has to be a brony It'd be one thing if the thumbnail was like... twilight and pinkie, but Spitfire is not a commonly know character, and she's constantly shipped with Rainbow Dash, especially in porn. This man has clopped.

[@SpencerBPD]

Yeah, I was like "How the fuck do you know Spitfire."

[@Delta21OnYT]

Does Coney make the thumbnails for each video or are they done by the editors? if its the former then Coney has definitely watched MLP with Juliette

[@icenovice]

i didn't even know who that character was i just recognized the franchise and implications and clicked on the video for cringe

[@bravehobo]

While other people ask for a car or toys for Christmas, coney viewers get the greatest gift of all, a cringemas edition cringe confessional.

[@grunkleg.2934]

As soon as that one kid was called a 'really talented artist' his fate was sealed

[@DrSwazz]

I 100% knew where this was going because I am also an artist. It’s a double-edged sword man

[@Blacktoothoneil]

@@DrSwazzthe second you realize you can draw your own porn it’s like reaching nirvana as an artist. Literally every artist I’ve known including myself has drawn porn.

[@DrSwazz]

@@Blacktoothoneil Well there's a massive difference between porn and really good porn lol. You have to know anatomy to make it really good

[@Blacktoothoneil]

@@DrSwazz well yeah, but you should also learn anatomy as an artist anyway. It helps make characters that feel more real.

[@DrSwazz]

@@Blacktoothoneil Precisely. Porn is just a natural motivator to learn the fundamentals 🤔

[@itmightbevid]

20:45 The thing about this story is that some parents will encourage this because they think someone will come up to you because you have the same interests so the submitter's mom probably had no idea how bad that really was

[@KestrelDC]

With the disabled toilet stall thing, tbh, that boy shouldn’t be looking at him like that because for all he knows this person could have had a disability that isn’t as visible or obvious but does make the stall helpful. Not all disabilities are immediately recognizable just looking at someone. They often get referred to as “invisible disabilities” and not all of them are necessarily physical either. Like maybe someone has claustrophobia and the regular sized stalls are too small for them and can give them panic attacks. I understand his annoyance but it’s a good rule of thumb not to assume with those things.

[@sangera]

As soon as the bot said, "Trouble," I immediately knew what was about to happen. The issues' covers look like CP. Marvel was on some freak shit in the early 2000s trying to dig themselves out of bankruptcy.

[@serrano333]

coney really said "hooves up? hooves up?" i'm DEAAAD

[@texasred8424]

i was under the impression that the middle school play nazi salute one was fake, until i saw at the end that anon lived in tennessee, and then it all made sense

[@Hyper_Slade]

Coney you should do CHAD Confessional where people relate cool stories form their life

[@matthewbartlett3442]

April fools stream

[@AshArtzMusic]

We wish you a merry cringemas We wish you a merry cringemas We wish you a merry cringemas And a new Coney stream

[@JakeRanney]

In case you all didn't know, handicap bathroom stalls are not the same as handicap parking spaces. You don't actually need to be handicapped to use handicap bathroom stalls. They're just there because it's easier for people in wheelchairs. Think about it. If all the stalls are occupied, you have to wait. Same with them, except they have fewer stalls that they can use. So it's not illegal to use handicap stalls, and you shouldn't feel bad for using them.

[@dc49154]

I will not fall prey to your dastardly tricks! You literally never need the handicap stall

[@moresnqp]

​@@dc49154its useful for trans/nonbinary people,as well as people who are just socially anxious

[@nonmagicalwitch]

Correct, but that doesn't mean that you should sit there for 15 minutes attackin in the clan war

[@thewalrus8396]

If you don’t have to use the handicap stall then don’t. Simple.

[@JakeRanney]

@@thewalrus8396 How about I do anyway

[@perriwinkleiii5361]

MERRY CRINGEMAS CONEY

[@PhillipMoore-td5yi]

Why have I only now realized that coney is the Grinch

[@SuperDrunkdragon]

Hi Lupin. What did you steal for the holiday season?

[@Creepo_J]

Crinch

[@jandaxprss6784]

28:25 don’t worry you’re not the only person she got with that😅

[@castform7]

I learned how to tie my shoes after an hour of trial and error when I was 7. Then again, I also learned my left and rights when I was 9 so I'm not that advanced.

[@sockichan]

when that one guy said that thing that made me laugh

[@IWish2500]

20:54 Story is an impractical joker in disguise

[@byrontheusurper6505]

Cosplaying a dominos employee to school is kinda awesome

[@trashstarlazy]

crazy how santa knew i had "new cringe confessional video" on my wish list

[@Roddan96]

I too also choose not to have seizures. It has worked 100% of the time.

[@Mari-he1jp]

20:14 I have a friend who does that almost every other week for any event in class, it’s very silly but the teachers enjoy it.

[@acehasgreed]

This is what I was hoping to find under the tree! Merry Cringemas Coney, and a happy Toyotathon!

[@castform7]

The bathroom kid made a smart move. The excuse is believable enough in context and won't get too much pushback and now, no one needs to know. It goes to his grave....and to everyone on the Coney stream. Merry Cringemas.

[@booyahgenius]

THE BATHROOM BONGOS GREMLIN ICANT

[@lukemagnotta7338]

MERRY CHRISTMAS CONEY HAVE A BLESSED HOLIDAY

[@davefood635]

This is what happens when coney gets mustard for Christmas

[@MasterAbeer101]

Merry Christmas! I mean MERRY CRINGEMAS EVERYONE!

[@bibbyboxx2219]

Getting two Velcro kid stories was a fun surprise

[@andymcclurg9916]

Just when I thought CC couldn't surprise me, we get hit with a peepotalk chatter. Excellent!

[@maceybeddall2478]

More cringe confessional? It's a Christmas miracle

[@defianthound407]

I can just imagine the PE teacher next day coming up to their student "I'm sorry you have no father in your life. Let me teach you how to tie your shoes.

[@defianthound407]

Coney viewers creating the literal Anti Christ of Drip

[@FranXiT]

The man... the myth... the legend... with the best series on KZbin...

[@deathcatthor]

Cringemas is the best line ever and I love it

[@TentaCole]

Merry Cringemas, everybody! 🥶🎄

[@NotTheZodiac]

12:30 Miss opportunity to say Power Dunk. I’m mildly disappointed even though I’m not a huge Smash fan.

[@RaggyRo]

The Velcro shoe thing is so real

[@EvilCrash3000]

Bro the 1st "cringe" confession is a flex

[@dvdmoreno2010]

Yes, yes it did work Coney, After knowing of you after 12 plus years I have finally subbed.

[@ALloydRH]

The entire bongo story I was like "It's not his dad it's not his dad it's not his dad it's not his dad." And hey I was right.

[@LuSiDious]

A gift from Coney?! Merry Christmas indeed

[@byrontheusurper6505]

It's crinky cromgemas as atrioc would say! Cringe is dead but this sure is entertaining!

[@lylelylecrocodile2538]

9:08 I got hit by an "ew" 4 years ago by a girl I liked at the time

[@DoMorrMusic]

my condolences

[@jaredtherock5692]

It worked. Im weak

[@ninegamers1564]

merry cringemas and a happy holidays to all

[@oscarrosales1736]

My favorite series on the channel!

[@samdilophosaur9787]

Coney was having a great day in this video, he was R E A C T I N G

[@masterbonk4003]

Bro it worked so well tht fter he told me tos croll down and sub i had already dun it without knowing... masterful

[@edward8049]

It worked Coney, I liked and subscribed, and now I am commenting to tell you that it worked

[@CatherinetheMewsthebestMTB]

Coney's Christmas Cringe Confessional ft. Chat C.C.C.C.C.

[@nathanpickard2294]

Still think about that little toilet gremlin story...

[@kronicheartburn]

Rock-a-doodle - memory unlocked 😮

[@jacobhdz127]

Yes the perfect Cringemas gift!!!

[@dockingwater1713]

23:35 Okay but now I’m curious what characters there were

[@galuna_]

I liked before watching because I wanted to show I would like these more often. 😊

[@LemonIncarnate]

coney def got mustard for christmas

[@Stuggots]

MERRY CRINGEMAS CONEY THANK YOU FOR THE AMAZING MOVIES

[@coldes97]

Don't you have to say "Like Button" and "Subscribe button" for it to light up? Didn't do anything on my end

[@andynachos2045]

Merry cringemas!

[@Artorias455]

YOOOOO CHRISTMAS CONEY

[@yomireal7570]

I cant believe it worked

[@donniejefferson9554]

Excellent mom in the shoe tieing (tying?) story. Kind of weird that dude doesn't know how but the teacher shouldn't have been talking crap like that. Good friend too. Just helping put a bro without asking questions.

[@illford]

Ye tying, weird word innit?

[@donniejefferson9554]

@illford6921 I thought it was tying but autocorrect wasn't showing it as an option. It is now so maybe I just missed it.

[@alexmartin6561]

Not that excellent as a good mom wouldn't allow her kid to not learn such a basic common skill.

[@iamspotpanda]

The best series on the channel

[@meroku0010]

I'm glad I spent my Christmas liking this video and getting drunk after work. I'll have to submit a few goodies one day.

[@rafaelblackman9879]

23:00 This is one of the worst stories I’ve ever heard on Cringe Confessional. There have been worse, but this one is up there. This story is a great example of why light bullying should be encouraged more.

[@just_hage8862]

Thanks to coney I have remembered to like the video

[@vinobjaws]

Gran Turismo music pog

[@parkerdarnell2913]

Merry Christmas coney

[@illegal-jargon]

end of christmas for me o7

[@sonarchy5158]

26:17 put me to tears Great movie, that's a 5

[@chase3514]

Same

[@drybonehead1]

It actually worked on me. I was already subbed but I liked the video

[@yeahwowitsneil8334]

Free coney engagement (merry christmas)

[@Bradley_War]

It worked coney, it worked.

[@tofuwu]

IT WORKED MAN

[@adriantimber4188]

IT WORKED

[@coreywhitaker883]

It worked, Coney I liked and subscribed.

[@yummynubs3646]

Merry Cringemas to all, and to all a cringe life

[@spugediwestern78]

Does anyone know what song that starts at 18:37? I think it's from Gran Turismo, but I have no idea what song or game.

[@ohnohwgn]

good old coney

[@Jell0Mode]

Coney please don't use "clop" as a verb next time LMAOOO doesheknow

[@enzoforgets9456]

Happy valentines day my maidenless streamer

[@PomadaGaming]

4:06 lol oh man

[@PomadaGaming]

4:51 uh oh 11:53 the look 15:09 AHAHAHAHHAHA 15:48 oh my god bro💀 16:38 incredible 18:24 meh 23:32 holy christ 24:36 oh damn 26:00 incredible 26:04 WHAAAAAAAT 27:42 wow 28:50 that’s kind of a women moment ain’t gon lie. This is the one case where it is

[@HoldenDude123]

I dont care if people thing Cargo shorts are ugly, THEY WILL NOT TAKE MY POCKETS!!!

[@meanttoaster7261]

HAVE A VERY CONEY CRINGEMAS

[@yeahwowitsneil8334]

Free coney engagement

[@ConnorKrohnicles]

It worked Coney

[@crinfarr]

Commenting early is like chat only dumber

[@Psyoh]

29:07 han tyumi jumpscare

[@Breaded_basil]

I have liked the video coney (I usually don't but you're pretty convincing)

[@Eric_64_UwU]

Marry Christmas Coney!!!

[@huntsworthdoom]

It worked.