He was robbed. Again. | The Yard

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This week, the boys talk about Taylor's new album, Nick losing master baker, and how Slime haunts ShakeDrizzle in public spaces... (Episode 145)
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00:00:00 - intro
00:01:35 - ludwig is sad
00:04:05 - aiden has had the most looks
00:04:40 - taylors new album
00:10:30 - ludwig was robbed again
00:13:30 - nick on master baker
00:17:12 - the running without stopping event
00:19:25 - nick is sad because of master baker
00:21:40 - how nick messed up the tiramisu
00:29:30 - the elden ring stream
00:32:15 - slime & shake went to a concert
00:41:00 - slime decides to embarrass shake infront of everyone
00:42:03 - shakes shoes are untied
00:43:10 - shake starves slime
00:45:58 - factor!
00:47:59 - nick & aiden went to see birdman
00:48:53 - cool yard fan
00:49:34 - aiden lost a bet to joshman
00:54:50 - josh is evil now
00:56:50 - ludwig is still thinking about his stuff
00:57:48 - does ludwig feel happy about the elden ring stream?
01:00:04 - how long would it take for aiden to beat elden ring?
01:01:30 - talking about taylors new album
01:07:35 - pharrells producer tag
01:09:29 - ludwigs producer tag
01:10:55 - ludwig has bad comms
01:14:03 - slime has been playing TEKKEN
01:17:10 - nick doesn't play games anymore
01:18:25 - tyler1 destroys nick
01:20:25 - nick vs nick
01:25:29 - the kia boys
01:27:20 - air traffic control vs pilots compilation
01:29:00 - valorant
The Yard is a show hosted by Ludwig, Nick, Slime, and Aiden.
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[@bruh1704]

Aiden is what I imagine malnourished chimney sweepers in the Industrial Age looked like. But he’s so snatched while he cleans the chimney.

[@porkyorcy1715]

LMFAO

[@taylifts]

"do i have to sweep the chimneys now puhpaw?"

[@bibubbletea]

“You gonna clean out that chimney so good for me ya little bear? You gonna be my little chimney sweeper guy???”

[@artypyrec4186]

Holy hel this is a great comment

[@kukikohana9336]

What am I reading right now and how can I get my time back

[@conorrecine5301]

Aiden looks just about ready to steal the moon from gru

[@SergantSlime]

nikola jokic core

[@RebekahKroezen]

Wait this is so funny

[@BarginsGalore]

Swedish and Japanese sound so different but lud doing them in an american accent sounds identical

[@samt3412]

I call this "the Caramelldansen effect"

[@BarginsGalore]

@@samt3412i prefer the “balsamic vinegar” effect

[@user-ox5dv3cg4o]

​@@BarginsGaloreenlighten me

[@BarginsGalore]

@@user-ox5dv3cg4o the chorus of caramelldansen is a japanese mondegreen for barusammikosu which means balsamic vinegar

[@thekingtauros]

Aidan looking like he's trying to foil Dexter's plan

[@owenclark9731]

ludwigs producer tag would be that audio clip from his high school choir performance.

[@bikino6854]

CaaAaaaaAaaaAAn

[@jaybm1560]

I like to think he'd use the vine clip "with a side of Pussy"

[@SomeRandom979]

I thought it would just be "BOYS"

[@duskpede5146]

this is 100% the real answer cause thats 100% what ludwig would put in to his productions

[@fIamingoranges]

i really like how i just went from episode 7 or so where slime is like "who gives a fuck about the olympics shut up" and today where slime is like "if something has the attention of this many people it should be discussed".

[@emli7783]

what I'm hearing is he switched

[@fIamingoranges]

i think it's just personal bias but idrc what it is because it's funny

[@emli7783]

@@fIamingoranges ya I’m joking

[@ChilledGreese]

Nick's "swedish" word for peanut butter actually wasn't too far off, that's impressive!

[@tyconbom]

Jordnötssmör :)

[@letsgetfluffy3138]

Vad försökte Ludwig och Aiden säga dock???

[@imnotamonki994]

@@letsgetfluffy3138 Norsk her, slutta "stop", jeg elsker deg, "i love you" tror jeg.

[@letsgetfluffy3138]

@@imnotamonki994 Ahaa, du har rätt

[@noracoons]

@@letsgetfluffy3138Undrar jag också

[@jacobspiewak]

Slime talking about not paying attention to people that garner the world's attention when he hasn't seen a single MrBeast video is crazy haha

[@slimewire]

i like music more than youtube vids

[@agweeta]

@@slimewirewho is your favorite rapper slime

[@jacobspiewak]

@@slimewire Clearly hasn't seen "1000 deaf people hear for the first time" I bet they like music more than youtube vids now too

[@slimewire]

@@jacobspiewak is your argument that mr beast is more important than music

[@jacobspiewak]

@@slimewire No quite the opposite, I would argue mr beast is the Mozart of our generation and his KZbin videos are deep creative think piece's of time that our youth can't advance without !!

[@aidalles]

2:42 my time has finally come Hi, I'm a swedish female yard fan, ask me anything

[@TinyTim_TV]

Where in sweden are you from and are you real???

[@TinyTim_TV]

Also, are you circumcised?

[@aidalles]

​​@@TinyTim_TVI'm from Malmö, and as far as i know I'm real

[@TinyTim_TV]

@@aidalles ohh cool, i know a guy who runs an escape room down there, hmu if ya want a discount lol

[@TooMuchDog5]

She not gonna let you hit lil bro

[@eviefrazer7751]

aiden has DEFINITELY had the most different looks ☠ i dont think nick or slime have ever even changed lmao

[@user-dj6zu3kx8w]

Nick USED to have many fire fits

[@zgrb]

Slime used to have hair on his head bro

[@duskpede5146]

@@zgrb fake fan

[@zgrb]

@@duskpede5146 he’s been styling. Real hair then no hair then fake hair then no hair again. Hard.

[@TheoHiggins]

Full shaved (head and beard) Slime looks like he'll eat your digits one by one, while pre-Tony Starr unshaven Slime looks gentlemanly and approachable Nick however is just glasses on Vs glasses off

[@nein_nein.]

22:13 Nooo egg whites was right! that's why she was excited. you appeared to have the closest recipe. You still f up the batter and cream horribly 😅

[@SergantSlime]

we need an alveus-cam type stream but its just CCTV footage in a room of aiden playing elden ring trying to beat it, 24 hours/day until he finally does 4 years later

[@LiveOutLoud321]

damn listening to nick talk, he still has absolutely no idea what tiramisu is 🤣🤣

[@xx8140]

"in form" that tiramisu was in no way shape or FORM normal looking lmao

[@Paddington2Luvr]

The interactive buddy joke Nick dropped might be my favorite one liner ever.

[@porkyorcy1715]

i've been watching the yard so long my body yearns for it at this time every thursday it is so weird

[@Jadenity]

Slime is right. Someone who likes Tool definitely should have heard of A Perfect Circle. Sincerely, a massive Tool fan.

[@inflatablepenguin]

22:32 she had just run the video for the chat showing us that you need to make an egg white meringue thing as part of the tiramisu When she got excited about egg whites she thought you were making the meringue which would have been right then realised you were mixing the egg whites into flour so you were actually fucking it up. She also said that she was disppointed because she knew your cake was going to be shit and she was hoping your cream would save you but you hadnt done anything to flavour the cream...

[@canonogic]

Going Deep On Taylor is a completely different genre of content

[@DKJonez]

1:09:52 METROOO 😂 Favorite part of the whole ep

[@dabeanking971]

From all college students, thank you. Finals are having me on my final brain cell

[@dominoot2652]

Hear hear

[@c0diz]

i very much second this

[@arissag.4811]

Watching this while procrastinating doing a final project

[@dhyanalva4752]

​@@arissag.4811right there with u dude

[@jennymarie4803]

Justice for Qt. Trying to stack non-refrigerated cake on top of WHIPPED CREAM next to an open oven was 100% doomed. She just happened to be the one to pick it up first

[@aircatcher6891]

Slime is right though. Being a huge fan of Tool and not knowing A Perfect Circle is like being a huge fan of Linkin Park and not knowing Fort Minor or being a huge fan of Tom Brady and not knowing he played for the Patriots and the Bucaneers or a fan of one of the teams and not knowing Brady went to or come from the other

[@thelander9476]

Real Swedish Yard fans rise up

[@aidalles]

lol, this episode brought out all the international viewers

[@limerslimer]

*crickets* (imagine the crickets have a swedish accent)

[@DrHepp95]

Står 🫡

[@SomeKiwi]

Ludwigs OG producer tag would've been 'Boys!'

[@TinyTim_TV]

Swedish fan here.. what the hell…

[@noracoons]

hade samma reaktion

[@DrHepp95]

Saaaame

[@coneg2714]

a couple years ago i started doing flight lessons; the time my instructor wanted me to do more of the radio calls to tower was coincidentally a day where a guy doing his first solo flight Fucked Up Everything. tower constantly yelling at this guy about what runway to land on, the guy confirming the number but then preparing to land on the wrong one, all for like 15 minutes. by the end traffic control basically told him to report the office and was probably gonna lose the student license he just got. so yeah i imagine that compilation nick mentions is just a bunch of that, it's crazy

[@mergentaro]

if lud goes on master baker, qt is gonna make the first day challenge a loaf of bread

[@sparklee5044]

Banana bread

[@wutaengclan]

no, slime is kinda right on this - a Tool fan should know Perfect Circle. It's like if someone playing Overwatch hasn't heard of Halo. I'm not trying to sloppy him or anything, I'm just also 30.

[@Eval999]

Ehhh it's more like if a Halo fan didn't know about Marathon. Really surface level dudebro fans won't know, but its also just a way less known thing

[@drewgo]

Slime describing Tyler the Creator songs has actually convinced me he knows every artist

[@pooclaw]

"Oh, that's the fuck-ass bob water fountain" was the funniest thing said this episode.

[@StakeJanton]

When it Shakes, it Drizzles

[@jimstanz4731]

This podcast always cracks me up so hard. You guys are great. Its the only podcast I watch so its the best podcast I watch.

[@MyNameIsNyx]

got way too high and took a 4 hour detour but im back to finish the pod. honoring the call of.... duty

[@Kengiwu]

The Yard is actually kinda goated to listen to while working out

[@chadpridgeon7268]

I didn’t dislike Aiden till this ep when he disrespected peanut butter

[@tsavinho]

He's allergic to peanuts tho, kinda justifies it

[@Versace_sheets]

What a fucking weird thing to say tbh

[@undrscrmsn]

@@Versace_sheetstbh no its not like at all

[@gwen6622]

primus puscifer and a perfect circle is such a sick lineup lmao. holy shit

[@Blazik3n99]

Shame it was ruined by Shake's shoelaces

[@dothebomb5557]

Been sick with either the flu or the stomach bug for the past few days, hearing Lud talk about the edible, shoey, onion, zyn combo made me immediately hurl again 😭 29:50

[@nightgames2026]

Poor ludwig, and i didnt know that jacket was worth that much, i better take good care of it, ill see what i can get for it if i sell it near here

[@Cr4bbo]

the yard boys have never changed since the 1950s

[@victoriakerr5130]

This is the only podcast that I can't/don't have to play in 1.5 speed because they're already talking so fast. I love it.

[@theminecraft4202]

just finished the ep on 2x speed lol

[@duskpede5146]

@@theminecraft4202 brain rot

[@autumnchiu]

"that's the fuck ass bob water fountain" that got me

[@Ur_aRizzardHarry]

1:30:37 as a petreon member they do not elaborate on this at all actually

[@irenareena]

As a Patreon member, this happens a lot loll

[@boogiepop924]

Slime is 100% correct about shake not knowing a perfect circle is cringe and wrong

[@taylifts]

This is actually the perfect place for Slime's antics, 40-50 year old alt rock enthusiasts love playing along with shit like that

[@tyconbom]

Det finns visst Svenska människor som kollar på The Yard. Va fan

[@noracoons]

min förvånan när halva kommentarerna var svenska😭

[@tyconbom]

@@noracoons vi e många men vi annars tysta

[@JohnCoday]

During the running section, I was screaming “FOREST GUMP”

[@Sheerspeechcraft]

One of the best eps in a while

[@peaceroolz]

59:25 fire giant isn’t especially difficult, but ‘rivers of blood’ is playing on easy mode.

[@EldenRingEnjoyer1969]

He said he wasn't using bleed when he was using prepatch RoB

[@peaceroolz]

Doesn’t matter. The weapons broken even without it

[@EldenRingEnjoyer1969]

@@peaceroolz facts but slime was weird for saying he didn't use bleed on the FG

[@ssyphs]

as someone that is friends with a lot of university rowers, they all do it just to do something in university its wild

[@ryssal2440]

Swede here to translate: Slutta = Quit it Flicka = Girl Jag elskar dig = You make (me) quiver

[@Ur_aRizzardHarry]

You make quiver is funnier

[@mcwalcent]

riktig (real)

[@bpwrz]

The unanimous “it’s true” after the tower construction comment cracked me up

[@Wr7st]

SLIME ROCKING THE PIZZA MY HEART SHIRT

[@raulgutierrez9628]

was fienin for my ep thanks guys

[@leafygames6570]

its now the 30th, Happy Birthday Slime🥳

[@maddybogdan9294]

a perfect circle mentioned

[@bpwrz]

Aidan looking like Numbah 4 all grown up

[@kaiyan7770]

Being a tool fan and not being aware of APC is a little wild, I kinda back slime on that

[@stealthsz]

"You would listen elon musk autobiographies and listen to classical musc" Im dying

[@artoro8]

Slime trying to call us "Counterculture bots" is insanely ironic 💀💀

[@KurogueNine]

The one swedish woman who is a fan of the yard enjoyed the start of this episode. She is me!

[@jasonrice403]

Slime is so right. There is a difference between not knowing who Lorde is and not knowing the lead singer of your favorite band has another huge, world famous band!

[@gtrizzle5745]

slime is hilarious. absolutely electric

[@matthewkaley9311]

The Nujabes bit is so timeless

[@timmyfredd]

Slime's 100% right that it's insane to be a fan of Tool and not know A Perfect Circle

[@VintageTechie]

this lud thumbnail face has been used a million times 😭

[@taylifts]

I have to be honest i hate it outside of the context of gaming lol he looks like a french bulldog before they scream lol

[@LoraaxxLock]

Master Baked Baker would be so funny to watch

[@Pixslim]

It's so unreal when they bring out the swedish

[@kenyasuarez546]

I'm sad to say I've been refreshing the page for at least 40 minutes, waiting for the video to go up

[@MrMallardGames]

Imagine saying DJ mustards tag is bad after this past weekend

[@itsstemmy868]

Bro I’m from ct I used to smoke w swervo (leader of the Kia boyz) The shock on my face seeing him being interviewed by Andrew Callahan for stealing cars full time LMAO

[@bridgerparker4275]

Not caring about the album isn't being a counter culture bot, being one of the people who listen to it just to talk shit are counter culture bots. Nothing wrong with listening to it because it's culturally relevant, but there's also nothing wrong with not listening to it if you don't care

[@yungshart4705]

So what if someone listens in earnest because it is culturally relevant, not just listening with the intent to talk shit about it, but then end up talking shit about it because it’s so god damn awful?

[@bridgerparker4275]

@yungshart4705 that's different than listening with the specific intention of talking shit

[@yungshart4705]

@@bridgerparker4275 okay thank you

[@CaptKral]

Much love from sweden... Nick

[@t8teb]

shake in the ovi jersey is actually so dope

[@mina_rdhd]

I guess I'm on shake's side here bc I like to savour getting to know an artist one album or project at the time, so I know I'll have something to look forward to down the line

[@mina_rdhd]

But it's also odd to never have heard about a side project by your favorite artist

[@R0CK3DOUT]

crazy that they got simple jack to fill in for aiden this week

[@alibali69]

the song with the grand theft auto line is in a song called so high school. its tongue in cheek. a woman cannot tell a little jokey joke, huh. what is this, fear&?

[@Psybacon1501]

They have a show on netflix where people cook with weed, and everyone is super baked so it's very fun

[@juanparra5764]

They should do a masterbaker special the yarn vs the yard ,but qt gets nerfed(seeing and speaking or only helping for a limited time 5-7 but can be split 3 times)and the boys can get small hints on the dish by completing challenges

[@MrSimpsonlover]

JAG ÄLSKAR DIG OCKSÅ AIDEN!😍

[@vitaminwater9662]

Now i gotta see lud vs fire giant pt 1

[@loganisom9938]

He gets robbed so often I thought this was an old episode and clicked away at first. But ig he got it like that where its chill

[@Idonknowwhat]

When they started talking about music I was surprised that no one mentioned that MeatCanyon was sampled on J. Cole’s new album

[@lonecentaur6719]

To Nick's credit, egg whites are sometimes a big part of tiramisu depending on the recipe. Just for the cream instead of the cake.

[@pandill0]

the pharrell thing i knew before and I knew exactly where you were going it is dope

[@juiceboxgoth]

41:56 the diarrhea thing actually happen at a Korean music awards thing where someone in the crowd shat all over their seat and the entire venue stunk

[@darkunicornblood5140]

omg Puscifer and A Perfect Circle and a couple of Tool songs?? I wish I lived in LA just for the concerts, I am so sad you missed most of the concert Slime!

[@Gamefreakgrl]

to be fair, Slime is right. I also went to the Sessanta concert at Hollywood Bowl lol. We went to Parking Lot A (we bought the parking pass weeks ago) and it took us like 30 minutes to get out even if we were able to get to the bowl asap. To think that Hollywood Bowl's parking is easy is like the worst thing i've ever heard

[@julianvitto7065]

24:00 Funny cause tiramisu has eggs and no whipped cream. Idk what crack master bakers was smoking, qt especially

[@ETK_]

I knew there was something about the Yard that bothered me. The POC appropriation that Nick, Aiden, and Ludwig inflict upon Slime…

[@jse230379]

Getting purple with bears is like beating your neighbor with Ganon

[@ddddale]

Slimes pain at walking 1.2miles is peak American

[@dipsdm6586]

aiden im not gonna lie but the i love you was closer to danish than swedish... and i like it, elsker også dig aiden :*

[@Pepper8Jack]

Just saw Tool in Sacremento last year and was shocked at how dead the crowd was, the entire show. Regardless of old/new, didnt matter everybody was zombie mode

[@davidbeaver21]

I liked the subway-type ad where they state eating factor helped him lose weight. Alongside rock climbing which I guess helped

[@EatYoWaffles]

Can’t believe shake drizzle is only 865 pounds now, truly inspirational

[@chrispy0111lol]

if anyone's curious like me & wants to see the fire giant fight, it's in the elden ring vod day 4 part 2

[@sarahwalker6510]

Aiden lookin' like he's hunting for faries.

[@loonatheworId]

jerma would've definitely agreed to play elden ring for 60 hours BTW

[@rawrjaaaaay]

I can’t believe they got Austin Reaves on the podcast in the middle of the playoffs too