Geoffrey the Dumbass: Date

[@jack.scully]

"Mr. Magorium?" "WHO?" I'm not sure I've ever laughed so hard at something I definitely expected

[@mattcamp480]

I think it's cuz of how unnecessarily loud he got when he said who? 😂😂

[@CreeperDroppings]

It’s the same joke but not quite as funny vin diesel

[@PaulZito]

it's that delivery

[@rhov1422]

Reminds of that “YEAH?!” Dennis delivered in It’s always sunny in Phily

[@PaulZito]

@@rhov1422 you mean when he yells at nosy Wally?

[@EricksonKoen]

"she took the bag" he's so experienced at being horrible lmao

[@Dradeeus]

I love the running gag that Headgum is constantly on the verge of complete bankruptcy. XD Also Reilly being so dorky on dates is the cutest thing ever.

[@GrixM]

What if it's not a running gag but a factual truth

[@vallraffs]

What running gag? This is my life savings going down the hole, you bitch! -Amir Blumenfeld, probably

[@DonJewxote]

@@GrixM a tactical frooth?

[@schroonsjozef]

A factual truth for this tactical frooth makes the hooters go toot I triple-fingered my aunt at her funeral!

[@EnglishThisWay]

An ACTUAL Goof. *raised eyebrows waiting for a reaction*

[@adarshrajaofficial]

Geoff kisses his own hand. That’s absolute gold.

[@gasgano8255]

You actually don't kiss the other persons hand, you either fake it or indeed kiss your own hand.

[@bricemoore9271]

@@gasgano8255 That's awesome dude

[@becomingachristian]

Good eye

[@jupiterjames4201]

while wearing shorts+

[@Ducks314]

Its more than gold....its taupe

[@PKSiggy24wc]

“Black bean burger on a bed of rice” made me spit water on my laptop

[@tuckerseifert3977]

I wasn't ready for it!!

[@SirTatManTat]

I don't know who wrote or filmed this but Jake and Amir seem to have an eye for talent, I sincerely hope Geoff and Reilly get to continue to make stuff because I continue to be impressed.

[@tactless]

They’re both so fucking talented

[@Strummie]

Honestly. I don’t know how they even got Hoodie Allen and found out he could grasp their humor so well. They’re a pair of fucking geniuses.

[@mikecantreed]

The girl is fine. Straight man. Geoff is hilarious.

[@DannyBellTheAuthor]

I thought the twist was going to be that Riley realized she was interested in Geoff.

[@MegaClaymore123]

Kind of like in Dexter when Deb realized she was in love with her adopted brother who is also a mass murderer sociopath

[@DannyBellTheAuthor]

@@MegaClaymore123 exactly slice

[@VS-Spel]

Absolutely of course!

[@GiantSkrullBomb]

Ship it tho

[@LucasBlaney]

We'll see!

[@grannybawz]

black bean burger on a bed of rice...

[@owen-cu6gr]

Take this order of burger and add some fries... All my rice... We were only waiting for this meal to arrive.

[@owenbouchard3164]

@@owen-cu6gr todah from one Owen to another. Cheers brother.

[@dominicedwards-wilds4333]

Take that order, flip it, call it, yams

[@JoshMarshain]

And with this line I am in tears

[@DanielZabari]

What is the tune to this line I'm trying to figure it out

[@4r1777]

one of the best ive seen in a while

[@ndlykins]

I totally agree, I wish they could make more video content. I love the podcasts but it's not enough for me.

[@Psychol-Snooper]

This was the first sketch where I did not miss "Jake and Amir." Absolutely first rate!

[@rocksaregray]

just noticed Geoff kisses his own hand at 0:41 lmao

[@whyarepeoplethewaythattheyare]

I can't believe hardly anybody noticed that! It's one of the funniest things I've seen in 3 and a half days.

[@The_Moss-Man]

Amir directed this one, didn’t he?

[@hypster814]

As soon as Geoffrey exclaimed after being spat on, I immediately saw Amir doing a fistpump behind camera

[@daninbox]

But it also reminded me of L&H, which Jake directed.

[@maddecent08]

I think you mean he wrote it.

[@dionneelsayed3890]

The “okay, so you do know some shit,” reminds me of the One Almond outtakes. I don’t think that line made the final cut but it was definitely Amir who said it and it was excellent.

[@The_Moss-Man]

MD888 No I mean direct. I think Amir had some specific acting notes for Geoffrey lol.

[@themightydunkman]

Geoffrey wearing sweat shorts on a date was the single greatest reveal in cinematic history.

[@dionneelsayed3890]

Whoever the waiter was. I love him. Keep him. He’s a comedy genius.

[@thagrammarnazi]

Dionne Elsayed I love the coy smile when Jeff starts explaining how tips work to him.

[@the-boring-car-guy]

He was incredible

[@mosquitopyjamas9048]

Geno Samuel

[@robertjoasilus5230]

Reilly's smile is cute af.

[@RobberStormfire]

There is just something so likable about her - even above and beyond how cute she is.

[@justinz9225]

This was legitimately really good. Awesome production value, great acting and casting for the 3 new characters. Reilly is legitimately a great actress! Not to mention really well-written. More please!

[@tarrenl4068]

I love all the headgum stuff but the Geoffrey the dumbass ones are my favourite. He’s such a good actor

[@brodiemcgrath7741]

CACKLED when geoff stood up w those shorts. Cackled.

[@brodiewilkinson4614]

Holy shit I didn't even spot that on my first watch, so funny

[@TheQuintusC]

Geoffrey's date kinda looks like the girl from Jake and Amir: CEO

[@jesusthroughmary]

@Mike Marlowe denied

[@jesusthroughmary]

Welcome to Hell, population... 2.

[@maybetomorrownewmaker]

LOD?

[@xX88B88Xx]

@@maybetomorrownewmaker I think you’ll find she has double D’s

[@gooberdudes]

Finally an example of how great the series could be if they ever shot anywhere outside their office and put their characters in any situation outside of Geoff/Riley/This week's silly character does a pitch/weird thing to the existing characters. I mean the series was already great, but it could be greater-er.

[@Neeher]

This is shot so well.

[@SinglerainbowHD]

That’s awesome dude!

[@Wrisk]

"Can you do me a favour, can you step on it?" "I'll try sir, we are very busy tonight" "No rush, just really be sure to crush the glass under your heel"

[@slycooper459]

Oh my gosh I just got the joke lol

[@VV-lf2tp]

I remember the first video I seen Geoff in and I didn’t think he was gonna last long because it seemed like he was trying really hard to pull off an Amir type character and it wasn’t landing, fast forward to today and Geoff is killing it in every single video I wish more people saw the talent behind Jake and Amir and all the people they work with.

[@moosesurgeon]

This video is criminally underrated.

[@nutmaster652]

this is the best Headgum video they ever made

[@not_henry_the_fifth]

Surprised geoff didnt grab the waiters wrist and start calling for the manager

[@Gabeghouls]

Track Talk “that’s a lawsuit!!”

[@owen-cu6gr]

JESSICA!!!

[@markkittel44]

You're hurting my fingers, honestly.

[@NicodemusMountainMan]

I don’t know who the waiter was but he did an amazing job. Does anybody know his name?

[@killakam_0923]

I agree!

[@doriepierre8365]

His name is Jamie Sanger

[@dominicedwards-wilds4333]

Was the other women from the episode of J&A where Amir is the CEO of college humor?

[@Strummie]

Dominic Wilds Oh shit, I think so. They definitely look similar.

[@timbuckthe2nd642]

Gay

[@Craisins]

I swear to god, I thought someone was getting thrown off that balcony.

[@nicktermer]

Its Jake I think

[@maxseppelt8916]

That's murder, bud!

[@owen-cu6gr]

It's my way or the balconay!

[@Bendoverstoke]

@@owen-cu6gr that's a death height!

[@Skiloose]

You’re telling me Reilly ended up with BARRY CHAIR of all people??

[@garryboyleenterprise3796]

This is my favourite video on the internet... EVER. More people need to see this.

[@ethownzbh]

Holy shit I made the same noise at the same time that Geoff did when the waiter spit back at him. What has become of me?...

[@EvilApple567]

It's funny looking at contrasting scenarios like these with all the minute, awkward dead-air cut out. It seems like Reilly's date is the one going great, but having any reliable indication the other person isn't clinically insane I think Geoff's date would be more fun/enjoyable.

[@timothythetoolmantaylor1393]

I'm disappointed this channel isn't getting bigger, they're putting effort into their content. They deserve more traffic.

[@daninbox]

1:36 is a call back to the One Almond post credit outtakes.

[@joeshmoe7006]

How?

[@we_played_Hob_Gobbies_together]

@@joeshmoe7006 how NOT so

[@maddiemai2249]

That's what it was!

[@ProudPapaJD]

This is the best Headgum, nay, best KZbin video, ever made! Of jorts.

[@Curtsy208]

"I'm so sorry I'm late." LMAOOOO

[@sacrificialobama8786]

HAHA WOOO! THATS A LAWSUIT! Good news everyone, my name is jjaek Hurwitz, and this establishment now owes me a million dollars!

[@Razmatschannel]

“Mr Magorium” “WHO?” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@jaredolives1578]

This was the best video by head gum I've seen yet!

[@ModernTurtle]

“Captain” really got me. Love this series!

[@SpencerArinhaveamom]

This shit is a step up. This content is getting better

[@LureThosePixels]

If you don't watch the screen at 4:45. you can totally imagine jake is the one talking

[@ralphmellish845]

This is the best one

[@PogieJoe]

It was nice to see the gang out of the office and with other talented actors! The visuals and sound were on-point and everyone's improving acting-wise too!

[@RyanWheatleyDesigns]

Yo THIS is much closer to a final product. Keep going in this direction. Love the waiter too he was funny af

[@RyanWheatleyDesigns]

Also you should do an episode where Geoffrey is just a neurotic germaphobe

[@adamjsperling]

Two brandys for these tan sandys makes randy look blandly

[@matthewgonzalez2727]

“I Eiffel Tower’d my niece’s dog at a piano recital!”

[@moehammoud1]

@@matthewgonzalez2727 your niece's dog?

[@casher7821]

He goes to piano recitals is what he’s saying!

[@moehammoud1]

@@casher7821 your niece's dog though

[@casher7821]

moe hammoud it was probably on a Tuesday too, the fourth hardest night to get in after the weeken

[@normalperson]

I am 100% going to use that “Okay, okay so you do know some shit” line on my next date. Thank you Headgum

[@Bailey-dj6hz]

Was really hoping riley and geoffrey would go on a date

[@johdominic]

“Step on it...just make sure you crush it with your heel”

[@mrrhombus716]

Reilly was weak in infinite vest I felt, but good here. Also that "Mr Magorium?" part was hilarious.

[@rnjbond]

Twist ending, Greg is a voodoo doll being controlled remotely by Geoffrey.

[@khepri3266]

*crying laughing dabbing black cowboy emoji*

[@NicodemusMountainMan]

Khepri revive me Khepri

[@khepri3266]

Connor Wallin Bustowed upon you, the power of the sun!

[@maisymeakin3805]

Geoff’s shorts 😭

[@KenmeriCaptain]

best video you guys have done in ages, i love it

[@mccullarjacob]

I love feeling the spirit of the old J&A's through these videos. They're so hilarious.

[@broustenicolas8912]

Definitely one of the best HG vid.

[@AwesomeLorenzoBros]

We def need more that's awesome dude in these videos.

[@TheBirdieView]

They’re definitely gonna hook up in the next season

[@danfromtheburgh]

imma address waiters as 'captain' from now on

[@dclarkmusic]

A bird so plump you could call it Fowler

[@Aragnam]

Oh, my name? That's a very interesting question. My name is....

[@UniversalMindHQ]

this was great , best one in a while

[@Vengard1000]

YAY! New HeadGum video!! :D

[@ruthpol]

Once again a brilliant one.

[@AethusalaAeon]

More!!!! love the longer vids guys fucking love it!!!!!!

[@ciaransoden4943]

this is probably my favorite headgum sketch

[@JaxonBurn]

This is still one of the best sketches of all time/ages

[@KonkeyDongkey]

Holy fuck I've never noticed the shorts

[@olliewarren1993]

Best one in ages. Good job gang

[@brockb6942]

This was the best episode yet

[@L33tSoulja]

Lonely and DUMB

[@kylepauletto8157]

Getting better each week

[@sethjoyce]

This is the first one I've laughed at in a long time. This right here plays to everyone's strengths. Geoff is a badass character just saturated by everyone playing the same role.

[@tuckerdoyle4492]

I thought for sure the plot twist would be that Riley's date is best friends with Geoff or something. Or she goes back to her date's place and Geoff is his roommate. I thought that would explain him saying stuff Geoff normally says.

[@KrishnaVohra97]

The attitude with which you come forth to the job... EQUALS the tip!

[@likehell5803]

The pacing, joke writing, and even mannerisms are so in tune with the writing team. They have a very particular voice, which is so hard to do in the oversaturated world of youtube videos where people mimic the same annoying forced energy. Yay to this! I'm sad that I'm just now discovering this page. The algorithm finally got me here.

[@TheSlick44y]

This honestly was the funniest episode I've seen from this series.

[@ejoshcoron]

4:58 I love when Geoff does that noise 😂

[@user-xg8cc1gi8n]

Jake and Amir? Nay! Riley and Geoff!

[@SLADEYKINS]

Best sketch yet

[@facemash]

"I've never had sex" "Yeah you said that a lot when you were ordering" "really"

[@Daniel_Boni]

Mr. Magorium?? WHO?!

[@TheGameTechnician]

Good episode guys. Amazing how easy it is to fall in love with Riley

[@DaveBuikema]

They're all great actors. And at first I thought the cameraman was being purposely bad at his job with not following Geoffrey as he stood up, as like a satirical "haha we can't even film properly". But then it was even funnier when I noticed the JORTS 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ifyoudieiwillnothelp]

Geoffrey is a literal love child of Jake and Amir

[@surgeon36]

No. Just Amir

[@Keion567onPS3]

This one was interesting. I like it.

[@mtsguides]

Geoff does a great Jake impression 😂😂

[@economixxxx]

Please release the outtakes!!!

[@unknown11333]

Gold... Just gold

[@marcusmarkus2058]

This one was good. Make more like this please. Sincerely, viewer.

[@JamScamly]

I did a spit take when I saw Geoff's shorts & my mouth was completely dry

[@jeremykurtz9031]

Okay, this is their best video so far.

[@ChichIndustries]

omfg geoffs shorts

[@PaulZito]

'and then you said "I'll never had sex"' lol

[@trevorfraley1744]

A DIFFERENT LOCATION? WE'RE GOING WORLDWIDE BABY!

[@maddiemai2249]

Rielly looks so pretty in this

[@TheGregbueno]

cant wait for part two

[@TheBIBco]

I fucking love this. I can definitely see Amir rubbing off on this sketch

[@KonradKavallieratos]

this has Amir written all over it

[@Dramoogie]

this ones really good, good stuff guys