Off Days: Tennis

[@rdear]

Amir was amazing in this! Both in his acting abilities and his ability to stand on those brittle bones for the entire skit.

[@woodside4life]

He inherited his father’s thin, withered legs.

[@TheGraphiteCovenant]

It was more than amazing, it was actually pretty dez

[@Maseiken]

Oh my god I love when they bring old comedians out of retirement for one last show. This is so wholesome.

[@seanA416]

So inspirational to see

[@Ayse-x8d3u]

I know! Good for them.

[@sgt.yarpyarp144]

Reilys delivery is freakin perfect these headgum divas have goddamm done it again

[@MentalInsurance]

diva "roaches"

[@sgt.yarpyarp144]

@@MentalInsurance this is a shaming of me

[@MentalInsurance]

@@sgt.yarpyarp144 you must be aloof

[@Brandon-ml2zw]

AKA…!

[@adeliciousbutterydong]

Amir's been alive for nearly a decade now and has nothing to show for it! Save for his successful business ventures and a lovely wife!

[@bsmjth]

He doesn’t have either of those things…

[@cykra812]

He doesn't have those things.

[@Squall6575]

Stepping outside the meta for a second, its actually crazy he has both those things now.

[@nickhy9223]

@@Squall6575 he doesn't have a wife

[@utkarshdetha1586]

@@bsmjth kick him while he’s down, why don’t ya!

[@noel1735]

"I remember the sac!" That line really just got glossed over huh lol

[@smokejc]

not really

[@JeremyHoffman]

"I remember the sac!" "...Amniotic?" "Afraid not."

[@justme22154]

Goodness, Riley is so good at being mean with a genuine smile.

[@woodside4life]

Let’s not forget she claimed responsibility for Fyre Festival.

[@nutmaster652]

“okay and I’m not fuckin hot…” oh no, Reilly is fully aware that she’s hot we can’t let Geoff realize he’s zaddy too or we’re all doomed/fucked

[@switchmaster64]

He’s a caddy today so he can be a zaddy tomorrow

[@soren5312]

Oh they know. Truly a gorgeous duo comedy duo. Almost as hot as Amir, but that's mostly because he's rich. You never see a hot poor.

[@Nalhirrim]

why would that doom us?

[@nutmaster652]

@@soren5312 Why… so… HOT to you?🤡

[@kirbylover37]

Pretty much all hot girls know they're hot. Guys tell them how hot they are all the time.

[@explanationmark_]

i love how little this episode actually has to do with tennis lmao

[@BIDZ180]

This might be my favorite of the new Headgum sketches, Reilly is just the right level of offensive and Amir is just the right level of offended

[@A.Tag90]

So glad these are back! Keep 'em coming!

[@MisterPuggles]

"That's awesome." Never have I so quickly gone on guard before. It was jolting. A little revolting.

[@BaconManProd]

So, the crazy thing here is that there is a Jake and Amir where Amir got the first version of the Iphone in 2007/08. Now 15 years later they made a video about the Iphone coming out.

[@rorykaufmann1508]

It revolutionizes it!

[@willjogia2097]

it's cute that after Reilly implies she maybe actually does see Amir as a comedic inspiration she made Amir laugh really hard in all the outtakes

[@tjmichael]

"Time is an illusion. Lunch-time, doubly so."

[@brettlarson912]

I love how they got Amir’s grandfather to play Amir in this sketch! Really adds to the joke! Lol!

[@Winteramen]

Reily x Amir has this a-mazing dynamic

[@imamiddleagedgoofygoober]

Dude his eyes squinting and him getting madder is fkn funny LMAO

[@opossumperson6590]

"ill just park" "sorta in the parking lot"

[@IfIHadMyTimeAgain]

Amir with his brittle bones and his dad with his THIN SPINDLY WITHERED LEGS

[@Loowis007]

I still remember the Jake & Amir series. It's wild seeing Amir on the receiving end of this. 🤣

[@brandonwilcox3307]

Remember? I still listen to J&A episodes in the background at work

[@Camtrain1989]

It feels like justice 🤣

[@tuckerdoyle4492]

We need more just Reilly and Amir skits!

[@takatotakasui8307]

We love an authentic performance from Amir

[@Angels510]

Expected Amir to say “I’m not gonna dye my hair… like you.” And summon Evil Reilly

[@woodside4life]

Is she… baaaad?

[@WeeklyComedian]

I mean can you blame her, she's a total browno

[@AwayFromTheWorld]

I'm so glad you guys started doing these skits again. So much fun.

[@chadmichael8021]

Amir has been on film longer than iphones have been around! :O

[@jcdrummerz96]

As a 26 year old, I absolutely have Ultra HD memories of my iPhone from before I was conceived. I you don't... YA OLD!

[@cats-uk]

LOVE this sketch - great premise - great acting 😘

[@darylgordon876]

Hey guys, first-time viewer of Headgum I used to watch Jake and Amir all the time though, anyway who's the old geezer in this sketch is it, like, Amir's dad or something?

[@ElCondorPasa69]

I heard that guy freakin’ moved

[@psuley1977]

Legs aren't nightmarishly thin enough, but I see the resemblance

[@nolanmurphy3056]

It’s parm

[@thefakejoew]

Reilly kinda has a Shaggy look to her in this one and we’re here for it

[@hellomarjory]

Riley deserves an Emmy for this.

[@joeyrozic1100]

she deserves a friend named emmy! who has an emmy, for her, for them.

[@griffhay1]

The best part is that I saw the ending twist coming a mile away, and yet it still cracked me up

[@roberttabackman4425]

Just like Amir's back

[@T1J]

can confirm as a man in his late 30s. you never feel old until your body decides differently

[@samwiseshanti]

Even then, denial can carry you a long way! It's kids that does it, I had twins in my early 30s and I thought I was still young and fit until I had to carry two tiny, 20 pound things up a gently sloped hill and suddenly realised I was, I fact, an Old.

[@beno1129]

True. Over the last two years alone my cardio has declined at an alarming rate. One minute I was still enjoying playing sports, and then boom, suddenly it now feels like an agonising chore

[@jonrita2344]

Brilliant, please keep em coming :)

[@mg-dj9fl]

so good to see that old boy having so much fun

[@Netrunner1197]

First, absolutely first

[@Albatraze_]

No no hello

[@Blackeye1987]

man i love you amir still watching the old episodes ♡

[@michaelbarker6732]

stuck the landing with the coy look on amir’s face at the end when his tower of lies comes crumbling down

[@stuee]

As a fully grown man, It’s weird how much I love Amir

[@Tobiasberger]

Ive looked up to you for SO MANY YEARS

[@AvazeGorgha]

Hell yeah, this is a good episode!!! Headgum sketches keep getting with time, glad to see them back xD

[@Roardawg]

I can't believe how funny it is that as soon as Amir learns Reilly is 26 he immediately becomes old and hurts his back

[@alirig]

"I REMEMBER THE SACK"

[@bighoodie4315]

Amir secretly followed his horrible fathers footsteps, having a baby at the wipe old age of 11. Naturally, child services took her away and DIDN'T give her back that very same afternoon. Many years later, that sweet Georgia peach tracked down her father, infiltrated the company, and became one of Amir's direct underlings. That baby? Oh sheesh y'all, t'was a Reilly!

[@CanadianFighter2k]

This feels so much like old Amir... its awesome

[@robbeers7252]

Riley is perfectly patronizing

[@jamesguschke9338]

Reilly is an absolute gem. She should come to Nashville with NADDPOD

[@ethanbrown4167]

i love rileys personality of super mean compliments

[@JamScamly]

i could watch Reilly do her little acting for 100 days or more

[@AbstractPants]

i think im in love with reilly

[@0axel078]

I guess Amir inherited his father’s spindly little legs.

[@wafflemaker6590]

"I remember the sack!"

[@MobiusCoin]

I thought this was gonna be a Riley is "good" at Tennis episode.

[@SeraphsWitness]

tennis is easy

[@TylerTheTiler]

Tennis legend Bjorn Borglerory

[@nyxunderhill6437]

My gf is 39. I can’t wait to show her this

[@kyleparker5178]

No Geoff? Thats a sweet treat

[@Spewgo]

glad reilly came out as hot

[@jo.comics]

That's awesome, dude 😎👍🏼

[@Strummie]

👊🏽

[@jo.comics]

@@Strummie 👊🏼

[@MrSlimSheaD]

When you realize this means Jake and Amir 30th Birthday came out almost ten years ago.

[@owenjohnson469]

Not fully grey…not fully grey. Salt and pepper at most. 😂😂

[@nutmaster652]

this is the best sketch they’ve done since they’ve come back post-covid. back in the Groove, ya Doov?

[@incog.nyto.]

39 is pretty fuckin old for a chipmunk actually

[@gregkrazanski]

geez amir's breaking reminds me of larry david's breaking hahaha

[@salal_guitar5583]

Best new sketch!

[@the.brokenhand]

that first blooper duuude

[@arkmaphar]

One a day. Chewable.

[@rnjbond]

So when Jake and Amir started, Amir was as old as Reilly is now?

[@nutmaster652]

younger than. I think they were like 22-24

[@rkalla]

This was amazing

[@jordanp5469]

Great one

[@alZiiHardstylez]

Reilly is an ACE here dude and Amir made a deuce of himself. 40/Love. NAH. 40/OLD. This video made a grey hair of me.

[@alZiiHardstylez]

Tim Henman style.

[@Geigez]

I’m going to remember this video in color when I’m 100 years old

[@zachbidgood1013]

“Not fully gray!”

[@GrandmasFolly]

This is very relatable, lol.

[@Camtrain1989]

This feels like justice... 🤣

[@JoseRivera-iv7tx]

That fuuuuck at the end was real

[@matiasreba]

This was a very good one

[@Raven319s]

I can’t stop staring at that white dot on Amir’s shirt.

[@GumbarLimbits]

Reilly is practicing for future roles where she'll play a smug person.

[@toddziadly]

So Amir basically called his female employee “fuckin’ hot”? Yeah, that’s a lawsuit.

[@DrPsychoSexy]

Very curious who wrote that line, but I'm certain it's someone with eyes.

[@StevoDesign]

I was desperately waiting to hear how old Amir was, was not disappointed.

[@guilhermecallandrosaborba951]

I really liked this.

[@T4ke2]

Pretty sure Reilly can have Amir fired for agreeing that she’s hot while in the workplace. Get his old ass outta there

[@AllyLikeAllie]

I simply don’t believe I’m as old as Reilly

[@fryingraijin]

Amir got so old, his dad moved

[@jeremiahbaugh8195]

This is probably my favorite sketch you guys have done

[@Ocean_Man]

great one

[@matiasreba]

Not only did Amir not take or put anything in the fridge, his bag was in there.

[@ThePVAGlue]

I feel like this classic J&A style line just writes itself: A once-a-day calcium chew for this brittle-boned jew makes the young women go “Ew! Ew! Ew!” I didn’t have an iPhone growing up!

[@ConverseSC]

Amir was more than funny in this skit, he was old!

[@Winteramen]

This comment was deece. It was absolutely ace of you.

[@JonnyEsports]

39 really is an impressive age for a chipmunk 🐿

[@hempstead.studio]

so good!

[@Stalky24]

Great day starts with watching a new headgum sketch to escape for a moment the everpresent existential dread of entropy and death only to have it fortified. All I have now are my succesful businesses and a lovely wife.

[@corinne4562]

Hahaha i loved this

[@nderohan]

I mean his dad has brittle skinny legs so there's that!😂😂😂

[@moosesurgeon]

It’s true, his dad bit me on the ass with his legs

[@deadmo1]

i love this

[@VMP666]

I can't believe Riley finally forced some poor hairdresser to actually dye her hair.

[@HomestarRunner20X6]

Calcium is a mineral, not a vitamin, REILLY.

[@skyraiman]

this channel is so underrated and it makes me sad

[@tennisrallies2505]

So that's what you were doing before our hitting session Amir...don't be late next time!

[@SeraphsWitness]

Can confirm, after age 30 you start throwing your back out for weird reasons.

[@emonoglesby]

This hurts us all lmfao

[@Sonny_17]

Is the purse/dufflebag-looking thing in the fridge an inside joke that I am thoroughly outside of?