Geoffrey the Dumbass: Children's Books

[@themonesterman6307]

"It's about a young sailor boy named Buckwald, who frankly is Poseid himself." This could honestly be the funniest pun I've ever heard. Brava.

[@blushingfrieza]

Geoff, for a lack of a better word, shines in this format. Which frankly grieves me to no end.

[@shipwreck9146]

And I absolutely love how subtle it is. I had to listen to it again to make sure I actually heard it correctly hahaha.

[@Bleighckques]

How else would you say it? I mean, he's absolutely flabbergasted by the sea, clearly.

[@BuckBeocca]

She finally did it. After all these years she finally swirlied the bish.

[@Skimblie]

Saying an ocean boy is "Poseid himself" is a delicious pun

[@Rtab12296]

More like a "da fishes" pun

[@mada1241]

Wasn't sure if I was hearing things.

[@drfiggles]

Me thinks flapperghasted was taupe.

[@martijnslegers7523]

@@Rtab12296 If you don't like this pun, I'll stab you to the fishes!

[@Pughhead]

It literally doesn't even work as a pun

[@SeraphsWitness]

This one has every crossover... Geoffrey the Dumbass with Amir doing Snacks, and Bad Reilly even makes a cameo. Also POSEID-himself? Don't think we didn't catch that joke so subtle you said it RICE.

[@Drarack]

Imagine insecure Jake had shown up, as well, mentioning that he tossed his aunt's salad at a cocktail party

[@AnAdequateViolinist]

What the hell’s a poseid, bad pun, bad you

[@---GOD---]

Where's Man George

[@themonesterman6307]

@@Drarack hat on a hat on a hat. Bad joke.

[@Drarack]

@@themonesterman6307 Nah. Bad you

[@dalekman8945]

"that actually gives me a snack idea" BRO im dead XD

[@incog.nyto.]

Spam ew-soupy. That's expired musubi mixed with boxed water in a Nutribullet, served cold with a side of rye. Don't forget to bombard your workplace's slack with pictures of the dish, ya bish.

[@4r1777]

was gonna comment this lmao

[@eggo5643]

Leather Hansen had my hopes up too... for you know, leather goods? (which is feather goods but with lice)

[@BrianMagnan]

I would have been disappointed if this wasn’t the first comment I saw. I stopped mid-video to look for this comment. Lol.

[@AttackoftheJoe]

Hardest I’ve laughed in a while.

[@joseaguilar3323]

They filmed a sketch around Reilly's real life reaction to Gash Cab, I see.

[@samabdelhak5682]

"Dream Small, Fatass!" I'm actually crying. I want that to be a book title so badly lmao.

[@oohdannyboy]

I genuinely though Riley was going to kill him, and I would have respected her for it. He's more than deserved it; he's earned it.

[@mmtigan]

I wonder if Amir is still an immortal demon in the Headgum timeline, I know Riley is some kind of magical creature.

[@skalty9868]

That’s not “more than deserving it”, it’s basically the same actually

[@JumpingTuna]

My first thought was, "Goddamn it, Riley! Finish the job!"

[@maybetomorrownewmaker]

that handheld camera work when Riley drags Geoff to the bathroom was very well done

[@conblurgh]

@1:28 had me upset with laughter "That's a children's book?" "What?" "NOTHING!"

[@Howler54Z]

I'm assuming Leather Hansens maritime legend started with him ditching Airbnb's in favor of blowing sailors in exchange for a bed.

[@timgehrsitz3267]

I love how "poseid himself" was so good they had to use it twice. I'm glad they did

[@Old_Joseph]

Camera work in this is gold, also can’t wait to hear about the many misadventures

[@QuarkGluonPlasma]

The many misadventures of who, exactly?

[@christianksrw]

of Cunty, of jorts!

[@michaelramsey82]

This could be one of them!

[@dingermeister6455]

I think this is the first time we have seen Geoff get his, for lack of a better word, comeuppance

[@late_blue]

At this point, Reilly’s sizzle reel is two hours of her acting confused and disgusted. And frankly, I’d hire her.

[@Jonbutter]

she's also bad to the bone, a brown-o (brunette), and the bully of norah jones' daughter

[@thenegusayo]

Headgum team still got it. Their sketch writing is hilarious

[@dedicatedsleuth]

The thumbnail is truly so vile. 10/10

[@AndrewPonti]

Geoff's "Story Ideas" list along with the time Amir got beat up in the bathroom stall by a Rosenberg

[@oohdannyboy]

Oh wow, good point. This is just an interpretation of an J&A list episode.

[@GregTurismo]

People always say “why is Geoffrey the dumbass” but never say “when is Geoffrey the dumbass”. Makes ya think.

[@seanwalsh9942]

Who???

[@GregTurismo]

Exactly rice@@seanwalsh9942

[@GregTurismo]

Merith@@seanwalsh9942

[@BMDNERD]

If you watch the Headgum podcast that last scene was very pleasing.

[@utterlyj1277]

The toilet dunking scene was extremely cathartic, ngl

[@bungaIowbill]

An Indian lentil dish from the kids' menu? Call it Roald Dal

[@PineappleKid17]

LOLL

[@Chamerlengo]

The look of joy, ecstasy even, on Reilly’s face as she waits for that last bubble. All this time, finally she got what she wanted. Geoff holds his fist up for one last “that’s awesome dude” and Reilly says “no one will ever fist bump you again” ……or maybe she just broke character for a sec and almost laughed. Shit, idk.

[@Duryism]

Here's an idea: An aggressive swirlie after a deliberate faux pas? That's sex from now on.

[@psuley1977]

Reilly's Allen Iverson style stepover of Geoff was more than deserved. It was earned

[@T4ke2]

Didn’t catch Poseid himself on the first listen. That’s brilliant. You’ve outdone yourselves. Also Reilly is an absolute delight in this

[@violetmarlo2978]

Reilly dragging such a tall man is cracking me up

[@DoctorX17]

2:15 - 2:25 that... made me feel things

[@SpacestationWilly]

geoff looks like the kind of guy who wore husky jeans as a kid but didnt really need to

[@dedicatedsleuth]

Dear Leather Hanson

[@drako1816]

I'd Legalize this Sketch

[@gasgano8255]

If you gonna print two pages, just print one. If you gonna print two pages, just print one.

[@simonsei1262]

Riley is such a bully. I bet she called geoff a baby after that swirly.

[@gazzamuso]

That word is as casual as hello in Australia and New Zealand lol

[@brandonwilcox3307]

Nothing could've prepared me for the ending

[@LORDUnLuCkY13]

The SCOTUS redding joke was ace.

[@Normaniac]

This is the greatest return to form of anything I've ever seen.

[@TomMS]

The camera work at the end was perfect

[@NotMac]

Geoffrey absolutely deserved that swirly

[@eyoelberhane_blackmoth]

Geoff's pitches are always enlightening, and like him likely to be smothered 🤣

[@kickhuggy]

Has Jake and Amir always been absurdism or has it become more so in recent times? Because honestly this episode is more than absurd, it’s fine

[@seanwalsh9942]

That’s not more than absurd, it’s just different

[@Thickolas]

It seems Geoff's arm-lengthening regimen is proceeding apace

[@november9046]

Hygiene residue

[@tailsp1n]

Reilly decided to be bad today

[@PogieJoe]

These just get better and better.

[@patrickmcdaid862]

This was actually shot so well

[@JeromeBeckett]

This video really made a Buckwald of me

[@AustinCampion]

Damn Reilly nice lav cords

[@PossibleDeadChannel]

Wow Amir isn't the one who keeps cracking up in the outtakes.. I'm impressed lol

[@richieyoutube]

this is more than the gold standard, its bronze, possibly even turquoise

[@hugesix]

getting this shit and review revue on the same day is rather epic

[@LORDUnLuCkY13]

Geoff's face just before he realises Reilly is pissed is just gold.

[@ATXnomad698]

Lmao "cutting off Hungary's food supply" feels very much like a classic Glocal caper

[@Ignorethespots]

I thought she was finally gonna have the balls to end him but he still breathes

[@Jonbutter]

1:12 brian david gilbert coming up with a midnight snack

[@agistoni1894]

Cunty is already a very popular children's book here in Australia

[@whalechair]

This is the best one yet. Wow.

[@beno1129]

If Headgum/J&A humour was a person, I would have found my one true love x

[@fyukfy2366]

Geoff is Dr suess And Jake is Shel Silverstein

[@GaryDunion]

You think The Maritime Legend of Leather Hansen is better then the FUCKING GIVING TREE?

[@jeremybuckets]

Wow this early to a Geoffrey video? That shit makes me smile of you.

[@seanwalsh9942]

In the New Interns episode, wasn’t Hansen the name that Geoff called Reilly? Is Reilly secretly Leather Hansen???

[@BlueCheeseCrumbles]

I'm genuinely surprised that there weren't outtakes for the "scotus redding" bit

[@fryingraijin]

Amir talking to Geoffrey always reminds me of the Spidarman pointing at Spiderman meme

[@CroshVine]

What? Nothing!

[@mironricardo]

Damn, I love these.

[@_vindicator_]

the john wick camera moves at the end hit hard

[@GabeRundlett]

Geoff literally looks like Rekha Shankar from back at College Humor, if only he would shave the mustache

[@GaryDunion]

In that they're both Indian and hot af

[@GabeRundlett]

@@GaryDunion lmao

[@dropshippilot]

1:54 Just a a regular conversation in Australia.

[@tjmichael]

That took a turn

[@Spittin_Sax]

Wait you can OD on ketamine? Damn it

[@Stalky24]

"The Legend of Leather Hanson" sounds like forgotten masterpiece of Franz Kafka.

[@Stalky24]

In fact, thinking about it.... it might be the best book idea I ever had.

[@seanyeatts]

I don’t want to be here, and I don’t want to watch this. I fear for the content within. Yep, I was right.

[@micparker2235]

I'm Poseidon myself that there's a new video! Great horrible job, Geoff!

[@simonragnarson22]

This has mustache era vibes. And I do have to take it.

[@GaryDunion]

Dropped my fucking phone at "Peter Rabbit spread wide for all to see."

[@Phazon8058MS]

This sketch was more than okay, it was fine. I'm high on you.

[@T0xicZ]

Instant classic, gave me big "Infinite Vest" vibes, another all-timer as it were

[@brandonwilcox7411]

Remember when Reilly got mad at Amir for yelling at Geoff. How far we’ve come…

[@fearlessweaver]

Cat in the hat ... on rice ... in a hat. With a side of Seuss.

[@joshuav8061]

Geoffrey looking like the cutest lesbian in home depot in this vid

[@jordank4889]

I could watch Jeff getting dunked all day

[@cupofteastudio]

Well made! Try A Secret Behind The Bungalow guys!

[@incog.nyto.]

That's piss, folks

[@matthewleibfred760]

I was actually looking forward to The Adventures of Cunty... leather or otherwise, if he's beside himself, then I'm all in

[@JamScamly]

i am flabbergasted by what i see, comedically 👏

[@ThePantheons]

Reilly didn’t need your mic pack on for that shot lol

[@HomestarRunner20X6]

Compare this Reilly to the Reilly in Leather Goods Part 1

[@noahcoffman8752]

Not the AI stepover from Reilly goodness gracious

[@triumphTLG]

So where can i buy these?

[@coffin7904]

cool cinematography on the kill geoff thing. more of that.

[@stinkywater007]

Gives me a snack ide- NOPE

[@christianksrw]

the Cunti bit is absolutely fucking INSANE

[@cornersofmylips]

Eggs and spam on rice is no joke a typical Hawaiian breakfast. Love the shout out but it’s MOOsubi not muSOObi

[@shadowmane55]

Lmao Riley 😂

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

Theres a book called goodnight racism lmao. Subtlety is out the window now

[@davidallen5257]

So good oh my God

[@Metallex]

Bad Reilly? Nah. Bad you.

[@LazarusIsBackBaby]

Geoff is right tho, there's no way to know who Leather Hansen is

[@v.duskren8819]

Guy to guy. Straight up. Geoff is hot.

[@brucewayne2184]

It would be funnier if all Geoff's dialogue was done by Amir. I think that would be good for me.

[@JokrB3]

I thought Riley was gonna kill Geoffrey in the toilet