Wheel of Amirsfortune - The Headgum Podcast - 91

One of Headgum’s newest hires Kayla joins Amir, Marika, and Geoff to discuss working at Headgum, the idea of change, and Amir sleeping outdoors!
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[@brianyobbz497]

Glad Marika finally gets her recognition for being the Atlas that carries this globe of a show on her back. To give her an 89 is poison

[@micahbutonline]

God I can’t believe I have to watch another one of these.

[@carterwatson8594]

At least if we go to war with Ukraine Geoff is definitely getting drafted

[@Rocketmanrun]

@@carterwatson8594 hahahaha

[@runedudez]

Sending Geoff to the front lines just to be rid of him

[@climbitclimate]

would he not be drafted for the ussr since he’s clearly an undercover spy

[@B2Roland]

@@carterwatson8594 war WITH Ukraine??

[@dedicatedsleuth]

Kayla was no less than DELIGHTFUL, and as always, Geoff's audacity was FRIGHTFUL. I wish Marika would get a promotion that enabled her to say no to being on this podcast. At that point she would not only get hours of her week back but without her presence, the podcast would inevitably... well? Crumble! Thanks for the upload, 10/10

[@ejoshcoron]

28:36 😂Marika and Amir love the okurr

[@Rocketmanrun]

The fearing change bit was honestly amazing

[@svucozixean1989]

"I'm fearing change" is a banger. When's the Geoffrey Mixtape dropping?

[@ejoshcoron]

It’s gonna be on the Now That’s What You Call Music!? compilation

[@ejoshcoron]

The compilation dropped kzbin.info/www/bejne/eaTddHZnltWChbc

[@wafflemaker6590]

"fearing change" is quite possibly the funniest and best song ive ever heard

[@heyheyhey520]

Marika went WAY TOO far with that Jonny comment. It’s crazy that she is the ONLY person on this show who doesn’t have ANY boundaries.

[@Thickolas]

32:32 This is why I love Marika on the pod. She's heard all of Geoff's bits and canned lines just as much as we have and she truly speaks for the listeners when she calls his ass out

[@michelphilippe193]

Geoff's timing while singing the song was.... accurate

[@L33tSoulja]

and the Grouch for best original song goes to . . . "I'm Fearing Change"! It absolutely goes to Mr. James!

[@Fauxry]

26:27 I don’t think I’ve laughed this hard in a while

[@Fauxry]

Ok 28:44 made me laugh harder

[@nickchieppo8285]

@@Fauxry best parts of the episode lmao

[@jcdrummerz96]

I'm glad we could finally get a social worker on the pod to witness the elder abuse that Geoff inflicts on Amir

[@rendog444]

The relationship I have with this weekly upload is so TOXIC. Leave me alone. Come back But leave me alone. I mean it this time.

[@tailsp1n]

i love geoff blatantly lying that he made that fortnite megalovania mix

[@user-pt4xh2jr8h]

Marika is a rose and Jeff is the acrid uninhabitable SOIL

[@climbitclimate]

actually the shittier the soil, the better so in a way Geoff is an absolute fertilizer of himself. in a way i’N A Wayyy

[@user-pt4xh2jr8h]

he is sand. he is rice.

[@thehammurabichode7994]

@@user-pt4xh2jr8h Jasmine or otherwise

[@C4rps]

...the artist who brought such classics as "I'm Fearing Change" & "Rhythm of the Rice"...

[@ViggoMor10sen]

Kayla seems lovely. Too bad she's almost certainly going to quit after this grueling... for lack of a better term, experience.

[@srinialt4518]

Experience is a fine term.

[@climbitclimate]

it’s more than fine

[@skalty9868]

Experience is absolutely the right word

[@williammcphail4432]

Whats good for the goose is good for the GANSETT

[@dedicatedsleuth]

YES, dude!

[@aidansull]

'I'm Fearing Change' may beat out 'Rhythm of the Rice' at the next TROSCARS

[@MichaelDermotMusic]

Kayla did a great job and helped make this one of my all-time favorite eps. Unfortunately she has the same name as AN ex of mine AND so she should probably never come back… right?

[@kaylamoriarty2914]

I guess that’s fair.

[@beno1129]

@@kaylamoriarty2914 That's more than fair... that's cruel

[@srinialt4518]

Stop doing that, you always check in! You're saying something insane and then you just say, "right?" like I'm with you. I'll keep up, okay, you say the dumbest shit but just assume that I'm listening; by the way, if you lose me, that's fine.

[@mosquitopyjamas9048]

Exactly rice

[@skalty9868]

@@beno1129 if anything that’s less than fair.

[@the-boring-car-guy]

It's insane that Kayla did not break the entire episode. Probably the first and only guest to be in that position.

[@slaygi]

Marika is the rose!!!! So true :') ❤️❤️

[@kaylamoriarty2914]

She is!

[@thesquirrel2]

Geoff nailed fearing change. Grammy anyone?

[@ejoshcoron]

headgummy, yeah

[@koziol552]

Thank you so much for coming on, Kayla.

[@hamfam789]

Bond of the week has been re-established, this is the greatest achievement yet for this wonderful podcast. I look forward to seeing it a regular weekly segment until not only has a bond been chosen, but we have OFFICIAL trailer for the movie.

[@Bilyea]

This was the best episode in awhile (not that the other ones aren't good)

[@staher1990]

LMAO! best part is when Geoff sings at @26:26 hahahaha as soon as I heard the song in the background... I knew it would be cringy :D

[@1212jjkk]

My day was going so well, until I saw the notification for this post. The sour is unreal.

[@seanyeatts]

This podcast is gregarious, for lack of a better term.

[@ejoshcoron]

The better term is egregious

[@Maximusion]

For lack of a correct term

[@zegodhand]

It’s a fine term

[@skalty9868]

Bad term

[@xXBeanerguyXx]

Some bearded chipmunk slept outside a dog shelter and offered me a grand for the pup I adopted.

[@wheelsongenius]

"Are you interrupting because you think I'm close to done? Cuz I'm not even at the frickin' VERSE yet, man." "Then what are you singing right now--" "Pre-chorus!"

[@mada1241]

"That took me 9 days" had me dying

[@cheddarandsourcream]

Geoff, the hockey community welcomes you In with open arms

[@awesomeguy2009]

Kayla, welcome to this this this, taupe world of RICE.

[@nora_adora]

geoffeph, can you make a 1.5 hour long mp3 file of Kayla just saying "that's mean" every 30 seconds. Play it on the next episode

[@codywebber8199]

Give me a Geoff remix EVERY WEEK

[@nibbity8356]

HOW did they hold on through the music bit, omg

[@bryanwinn7911]

Wow that song was a gleaming ray of hope in the otherwise dull dredge that is the rest of this podcast.

[@carltonascarf7694]

Re-watching this again, and only now realising how similar the 'Geoff - Marika' dynamic is to the 'Amir - Jake' dynamic. Essentially, a fantastic jester and a beautiful 'straight man' (as in Marika)

[@touchly]

AND I"M FEARING CHANGEEEE

[@ejoshcoron]

15:38 Amir deserves more credit for that Richard Gere reference

[@55cwatt]

Here for the Knives Outfit Tap Dance!

[@JamScamly]

surprised this is the first episode to end with Geoff flagellating himself

[@captainautobots]

Amir really did take the wind out of the sails of that game. I'll be he wasn't willing to eat a nickel anyways.

[@mada1241]

"Were mining gold, we're finding content" Such ugly hand gestures haha 10:55

[@apopple1299]

Geoff should absolutely be a Canadiens fan. The winningest team in the league, go Habs go!

[@runedudez]

I can't believe Kayla just called me, for lack of a better term, a weirdo.

[@kaylamoriarty2914]

Does it help that I’m also a weirdo?

[@srinialt4518]

@@kaylamoriarty2914 Holy shit, it's actually her. Fr, bro, you killed it in this week's episode; we hope we see you again soon.

[@ebadkhan7649]

I'm not going to even pretend I liked watching all 53 minutes of this video podcast

[@yklex7596]

Yep still waiting on the invite to come on the podcast

[@srinialt4518]

I don't know why you think you deserve an invite because it says here on your wikipedia page that one of your influences is Michael Vick...... it also says that you lost your virginity to a dart.

[@DarkMartio]

@@srinialt4518 Meaning?

[@srinialt4518]

@@DarkMartio I don't know what it means, you wrote this, this is your Wikipedia page.

[@matiasreba]

my goal in life is to work with Headgum in some capacity

[@thehammurabichode7994]

I was hoping for that as well, but this? They all seem dead inside

[@thehammurabichode7994]

I mean "oh I'm right at home" ok ok sure but what the heck IS this

[@irldoge2936]

Marika I don't know if you'll see this but if you do can you or can you get someone to isolate the "rhythm of the rice" song to only Geoff's audio so I can set it as my ringtone please dear God please

[@C4rps]

yes please

[@sammystank7174]

this podcast is

[@ejoshcoron]

barely

[@StevoIDH]

Coming to an old ep with the built in knowledge that Geoff's taste sucks, and learning he also loves Pretty Odd. Devastating for me.

[@atticus6572]

Amir, what's the point of podcasting if you can't be rich about it? PAY THE PIPER.

[@danielogburn1484]

I want/deserve a compilation of Geoffrey's parody songs!

[@donotworried]

Love it

[@bolognamozart]

26:29 Fearing Change

[@salal_guitar5583]

Squardle is the game to be

[@julieburnsTY]

can Fearing Change please show up on the B-Side of the Rice Album

[@laurenlee9712]

if you’re looking for a Canadian hockey team to support I recommend the Vancouver Canucks :)

[@Pkeru]

Geoff I love the fit, please tell me the brand of that t-shirt

[@manasavachat5101]

This episode wan't so GNEISS

[@Instanence]

Geoff you have to get into hockey! such a fun sport. Red Wings are a team finishing a rebuild and improving. Maple Leafs are a perennial playoff team and Cup contenders, Montreal is about to rebuild. Rangers are mediocre and are getting carried by an MVP season from Shesterkin. i think you should cheer for the Red Wings :) btw Marika would win the Hart trophy every year at the Headgum offices

[@ximunadiego17]

I think Geoff deserves to be a Leafs fan

[@miracledip5123]

Geoff, I know you're just joking around, and I don't necessarily take your cries for help seriously, but we're in similar places in our lives and I want you to know A) That you're super dope and listening to this podcast every Friday is a major source of joy in my life and B) Pretty Odd is an amazing album I was really into in HS

[@awesomeguy2009]

5:51 HENRY

[@Shit_tits_FC]

OKURRRRRR

[@zachbidgood1013]

Geoff buddy, join the Habs nation!

[@axhlo]

I'm really gonna need to know where I can buy the top (or similar) that Kayla is wearing. Marika, pls halp.

[@Headgum]

Nooworks!

[@axhlo]

@@Headgum AMAZING thank you! 💕

[@kaylamoriarty2914]

Yes get it! Let’s match.

[@nora_adora]

can you guys discuss Ewan McGregor next time?

[@thehammurabichode7994]

I've been gone a _while_ . Did people turn on Geoff?

[@jeremydoughty3414]

I can’t believe I got name dropped on a headgum podcast let for being a hockey player if you can believe it!

[@jasperxalicecullen]

holy shit SAVAGE 28:36

[@hk5560]

I'd love dan stevens to be james bond, (btw he was also in Legion)

[@MrWednesday3]

A solid debut from Moriarty. More than solid. but the length of these ads is still ridiculous.

[@xopurp]

kayla acts alot like a school counseler

[@HunterB369]

someone please tell me the name of the song geoff is parodying

[@axhlo]

Feeling Good. Here's what is probably the most famous rendition kzbin.info/www/bejne/pXnWamuKer6Yma8

[@HunterB369]

@@axhlo peace be with you 🙏

[@RudeDudeMikeTMTheRudeDudes]

@@HunterB369 their reply won't show what song was it? :)

[@HunterB369]

@@RudeDudeMikeTMTheRudeDudes Feeling Good popularized by Nina Simone. be careful with that brother it is powerful

[@RudeDudeMikeTMTheRudeDudes]

@@HunterB369 thank you brother 🙏

[@JamScamly]

are we really gonna act like Marika hasn't said Dan Stevens for BoW before?? sometimes i wonder why i bother with this shit 😠😡😖

[@jasperxalicecullen]

geoff get into pittsburgh !! #gopensgo

[@PANOP123]

Dan Stevens for Bond would be fun.

[@srinialt4518]

1:49 Geoff stu-stu-stu-stu-stuterred once here; this mistake was immeasurably cataclysmic, ruined the video further, and made it go from being poor to being.................... um.... what's the word I'm looking for..... er.....uh.... oh, yeah....... BAD, yeah.

[@captainautobots]

2:08 ad ends 25:14 ad 2 ends

[@thelastcarnival]

Go with the Seattle Krakens so you can say you got in on the ground floor

[@Yash-qv3bw]

Time to retire Bond of the Week finally, Marika got the right one!!!

[@Nu_Type444]

Geoff uses so many sound clips from memes or video game culture and no one recognizes them. Kinda frustrating ngl.

[@mintpandey2161]

25:00

[@dwakeling1]

Why is amir being such a buzz killington during the wheel game?

[@thehammurabichode7994]

I think he wants to die 👍 eggplant emoji 🍆

[@dominicwebster4912]

Geoff please root for the Colorado Avalanche

[@purts2]

SEATTLE KRAKEN

[@GregTurismo]

I’m surprised you took this long to play a fortnite song. Up cabub Poseidon

[@drewslater6790]

Hey Geoff wanna be friends?

[@gm-ee2mf]

awful short list of nhl teams. but makes sense that geoff would feel kinship with the red wings.

[@drewdonahue123]

Become a leafs fan Geoff

[@thehammurabichode7994]

I've gained absolutely nothing watching this Do any of them know "fun" is?

[@chabaryanhotmailcom]

I actually thought the song was pretty good…

[@Brian-nw3ey]

Is Geoff hiring his failed tinder dates or something . Lmao

[@the-boring-car-guy]

51:00

[@maxnichols6457]

I keep trying to unsubscribe this podcast and I’m prompted with a “cheese wheel”?? It makes me hit Parmesan twice! Twice! To actually unsub? Rubbish Geoff. 5 stars tho.

[@Maximusion]

First Ukraine and now this