Headlines with jay leno

funny stuff from the early 2000's

[@jfk64kennedy95]

we had the privilege of Jay buying an estate in our community a cpl yrs ago. Since then he's done walk on's at our local improvisational comedy club, he's head lined a benefit for a local firefighter suffering from cancer , and a few other grest things in the community, great guy, class act.

[@mdwayne741]

He really is. I love Jay...great guy.

[@dmace81]

To bad he'll never apologize to Conan for what he did to him.

[@wmlwest3382]

Damn right

[@boblozaintherealworld3577]

@@dmace81 Should that be Letterman?

[@crazyentertainment4842]

@@dmace81 what are you talking about

[@tyrellklym6519]

One of the best memories I have growing up watching this with my late father

[@tomibach9712]

Robin Williams cracks me up to tears, who would have thought he suffered from depression

[@debrajohnson382]

Most comedians do to an extent.

[@janeeyre1990]

Many, many comedians are mentally ill or neurodivergent. Andy Richter has persistent depressive disorder, meaning he is always mildly depressed and doesn't feel intense joy or euphoria. Jim Carrey has ADHD and depression. Bill Corbett of MST3K has depression. Michael Ian Black has depression. Sarah Silverman was diagnosed with clinical depression as a child and has had depression to varying degrees her whole life. John Mulaney has anxiety. Conan O'Brien has anxiety and depression. I am a neurodivergent, mentally ill, and disabled US American. It makes me proud to see my people succeeding in the field of comedy.

[@janeeyre1990]

UK comedy is amazing for neurodivergent and mentally ill representation right now. OCD: Jon Richardson Anxiety: James Acaster, Jimmy Carr Autism: Fern Brady ADHD: Stephen Fry, Rhod Gilbert, Russel Howard, Lee Mack, Kiri Pritchard-McClean, Sue Perkins, Johnny Vegas

[@williamdavis9943]

When you say "he suffers from depression," that is misleading. That doesn't mean he is sad all of the time. Depression is a mind disease that causes a person to not be able to cope with the everyday pressures and stresses of life. Medications can help with depression.

[@tamugrad2007]

WIlliams suffered from an extreme case of Lewy Body Dementia. And while it was not diagnosed until after his death, it is believed to be the reason for his extreme anxiety, depression, and paranoia. The doctors who performed the autopsy said it was one of the worst cases they had ever seen. He knew he had a brain disorder. He was degrading rapidly and did not want to get to the point where he no longer knew himself. There is no treatment for it.

[@JosephStardust]

The “Harmburgers” bit with the creepy strings killed me!

[@Hollins23]

I love Jay, and Kev, together. They are hilarious!

[@allygreene7740]

Love headlines.. glad they put it on here .. Kevin's laugh is great lol..

[@MDMiller60]

Stop it Jay. I'm laughing so hard I am getting the hiccups.

[@whatsup7202]

Love that headline segment on Leno's shows!!! Miss him and Kevin...

[@VideOH]

17:10 “Kids menu featuring eighteen beers on tap.” 😂🤣

[@Chrisamos412]

Entertained for a solid 55 minutes!

[@Dragblacker]

What about the other three seconds? :p

[@smokinjoecool9370]

Shut up

[@macdaddy5796]

This used to be my favorite tv segment. I would go to sleep after it was over.

[@aureliantudordumitrescu5828]

Your sleep must've been great!

[@stevenherrold5955]

its still my favorite i will never get tired of jay he could read these to me in the grave and i would be fine with that

[@lastlight4252]

Headlines were GREAT! Please bring back!

[@TheInkPitOx]

Having lived in Northern California all my life and been to Ireland, that joke was hilarious!

[@cheril8891]

Jay Leno has class, something Jimmy Fallon will never have.

[@vincecorvaia4661]

Cheril Johnny Carson had class, something Jay Leno will never have.

[@TrevorToonArt]

@@vincecorvaia4661 Carson slept around on his wife. Not very classy.

[@vcvortex6356]

​@@vincecorvaia4661 Johnny was as azzhole to everyone in person.

[@mikemashburn8996]

I miss headlines

[@keithwilson6060]

Love Kevin’s laugh. It adds more than you realize.

[@waynemarvin5661]

How do you know how much I realize?

[@keithwilson6060]

@@waynemarvin5661 I have my stalkers.

[@lawrencedockery9032]

It's like when Drew Carey hosted Whose Line is it Anyway. He didn't always laugh but when he did it really made the segment better

[@hanestshirtsarecool]

It’s actually lacking the majority of what I currently realize.

[@jordanpatton2352]

one of the funniest actors ever

[@Allison_Wonderland.]

The frog and the confused snowman will have me in stitches for the next 3 months. 🤣🤣🤣

[@pi_beta7306]

6:18-6:23 someone in the audience is borderline hysterical LOL

[@StFidjnr]

6:27-6:46 expectation 1 week reality the next

[@kennyryan625]

Sounds like the Joker from Batman 😂

[@igotanM16]

Imagine sitting next to him... I wouldn't be able to stop laughing in reaction. Lmfao

[@catnewskawai9367]

Apparently there are professional laughers who sit in audiences to influence them to laugh more. Jay Leno is funny enough not to need them!

[@yogasity]

I really miss that time, having Leno at 10:35PM and Conan at 11:35PM. That was good TV, thanks for the video

[@Jayvans_Super]

Headlines and Jay-Walking were too funny

[@lorenzomaximo1818]

When Jay left The Tonight Show I left. Never watched it sense as it was never the same without Jay

[@dmace81]

To bad he screwed over Conan. He deserved the show after Jay.

[@rinsedpie]

A nice suprise that Robin Williams bit inside. Such a talented comic. It will be 50-100years before we get another one like him

[@dougn2350]

100 years? The world as we know it will not exist.

[@rinsedpie]

@@dougn2350 you sure about that Doug. I think human civilization will still be around. We were just started out with Kerahan Tepe you know?

[@30twodor]

I haven't laughed this hard since....well...the early 2000's. Thanks a bunch. I needed it and the good memories too.

[@erictaylor5462]

1:22 I love that the cancelled the penny.

[@noahcallaway7574]

*Headlines are the predecessor of MEMES!!*

[@richsackett3423]

43 Old people liked this comment

[@deepdrag8131]

Nothing on KZbin more reliably makes me laugh out loud 😂

[@smittykins]

“See-through model of the human body.” RIBBIT!

[@stripervince1]

He was great. Best late night host ever. Truly loveable comedian that was really funny.

[@BrianSchaffer]

Eh...Johnny Casron is the best of the best, but Jay Leno was far above what today's hosts are.

[@kimberlysevastyanenko3798]

@@BrianSchaffer agreed.

[@richsackett3423]

@@BrianSchaffer Jay's comedy on The Tonight Show was extremely lazy, tame and safe. In other words: BORING.

[@davidhallett8783]

Loved jay stand up and show. . Best ever Johnny Carson. This session of headlines best of them all. Especially first ten minutes

[@tinalevan1984]

Craig Ferguson, Conan, and Graham Norton are the three best IMO.

[@truckinchihuahuaalvieschre2494]

I saw the The cordless screwdriver again last year only in Harbor Freight

[@ClayLoomis1958]

Nice, clear collection, thank you. For those checking comments before viewing, there are about 10 minutes in the middle that is actually an interview with Robin Williams, and part of a segment called "Things we found at the 99 cent store".

[@bicyclist2]

Thank you so very much. Thanks for the extra Robin Williams interview.

[@whatsup7202]

Yeah, Robin as usual was hysterical.

[@nagash303]

R.V. is a funny one.

[@PyrozPlayground]

THANK YOU FOR THIS! I am crying. X'D

[@johndavenport4843]

THANKS FOR PUTTING REAL HUMOR ON.BACK IN THE DAYS.TODAYS HUMOR, NO COMPARISON.

[@udunn0jb]

always loved these.. i laughed the whole video

[@joeymoore3780]

I miss Leno! He had the best monologues! And with Robin Williams taboot? It's a really great thing!!

[@everettsykes1774]

Thanks for the great compilation from my favorite comedian Jay Leno!!

[@stevenam2000]

Great job. Thanks for refreshing us with good memories of happy times of 80’s & 90’s 😊👍

[@liquidninja04]

Can someone please make more of these videos? Headlines was my favorite part of his show

[@jenniferjobe9259]

I thought Jaywalking was pretty good too

[@freakshowkena]

Man I miss Robin Williams :(, thanks for all the childhood memories, I hope he has found peace

[@nobody6546]

👍👍👍 I know… all the Great Ones..

[@m.marcam5683]

Miss you jay,now i can go to bed early knowing i'm not missing a thing.

[@kroakie4]

I miss headlines so much. Somebody really needs to revive it.

[@joshjoshson4970]

kroakie4 Leno does :(

[@jacobrubiojr3710]

👍👍👍👍

[@user-eh5gj1hx9z]

Revive the "HEADLINES" bit that Jay Leno did? Can't be done. They'd have to take out too much Trump trashing!

[@jamesf9610]

I also miss these headlines but next best thing I've found is jimmy Fallon thank you notes. Those are pretty awesome too.

[@supposedly1-2]

its the same thing as roasting videos on youtube look up joe santagato or fresh prince yup they do a great job and they are not children but not quite old enough to remember this.

[@justas525]

Jay Leno one of the a few celebrities that i wanna meet in real life, because he's a great comedian and pure petrolhead

[@stripervince1]

I've met him a few times years ago in the 1980s at the rock store in malibu on motorcycles. Nicest guy ever. He'll spend an hour talking motors and cars with you

[@lopezrome1982]

I see him from time to time. I live around the same block radius to his car garage by the Bob Hope airport in Burbank. You can catch him on a sunday morning driving his classic vehicles. Hes a cool cat.

[@CK-sn2lg]

He came to my hometown once and I got to watch him in person. I didn’t get to meet him because we didn’t pay for that in advance (it was a fundraiser) but my friend got to and said he was really cool

[@JazzyJonas]

I don't know why, but the funniest thing to me is still how he just throws the headlines on the floor.

[@joshg9538]

Yeah lol

[@rattusnorvegicus4380]

Today`s news is tomorrow`s trash.

[@jhock9171]

Though it seems obvious to me now, I was most unwise to have invested in those cordless screwdrivers.

[@ancientfalmer4341]

I have Kevin Eubanks laugh as my ringtone

[@shirleyrombough8173]

Matthew Garrett - I don't blame you.

[@markschilleman8987]

Excellent!

[@Laura-tp8wz]

Love it!

[@MrWeltreise]

Where can I get it?

[@Beanrock124]

I could only imagine what it would be like if Jay hosted family feud.

[@infiniteandroid]

I haven’t laughed that hard in awhile!!!!... thanx !!!!

[@pontifex9285]

the one starting at 17:50 is hilarious how he realizes nobody's laughing with him

[@Steph6n]

Who else went back to 46:28 after Jay realized the stand was backwards and laughed every time the card dropped

[@bluesdriver6354]

Jay owes the USPS two cents. hahahahahahahaha

[@tguns1]

The guy was just putting in his two cents. :P

[@martiemc8398]

Thanks for the bonus Robin Williams clip!

[@notfromthisworld7672]

Back when the Tonight Show was worth watching.

[@johnking5174]

I agree, now we have the fake laugh every second Fallon as host.

[@jackson5116]

he's also got a much younger crowd- seems to be more college kids, less adults like Leno had. Of course Leno took over when I was in college, so I didn't technically grow up with him (more Carson), and he couldn't hold a flame to Johnny, but still Fallon is a joke...

[@johntate4638]

I was 12 when Johnny Carson stopped doing the show. I don't know at what age I started watching it, but I do remember when I stopped. I stopped the second time I watched it with Jay Leno. That was one of my first the world changes and it sucks sometimes moment. Even worse without Robin Williams. I grew up as a very young child watching Mork and Mindy. I can't believe I remember it, because I was so young, but I do.

[@rinsedpie]

I agree

[@mdwayne741]

Exactly right.

[@smjjohnson]

Some great Robin Williams comedy @ 25:48 😂

[@RADIUMGLASS]

In 1998, he had one "Used casket, interior needs cleaning".

[@donfronterhouse1849]

"Slightly used"

[@MrPoppyDuck]

From when late night TV was worth watching.

[@guntherultraboltnovacrunch5248]

Back in the early 80's there was an ad our newspaper at a woman's clothing store it read like this "Mastectomy sale: 50% off". I cut it out and was going to send it to "Real People" (remember that one?)>

[@kathiego233]

Robin Williams - still bummed that he died. He was a very funny comedian and a great actor. Headlines make me laugh a lot too.

[@leecowell8165]

Never cared for Williams myself. I didn't think he was funny. Also believe he abused illicits and it affected his health. the guy that was funny? Tim Conway. and of course, Leno.

[@gspendlove]

Always looked forward to Monday nights & Headlines!

[@potterpotty01]

thanks for leaving in the Robin Williams stuff. a very funny man sorely missed.

[@StephenGillie]

It's amazingly sad to think of the plaque that was overtaking his brain as we watch him laugh.

[@kimberlysevastyanenko3798]

@POINTTWOFIVEMOA lol, what? You alright there?

[@seekingtruth9938]

the only funny part

[@Dreamskater100]

Absolutely.

[@chadhashman7457]

Robin Williams 25:48 you're welcome!!

[@BamaChad-W4CHD]

Normally I would complain when the video says headlines but cuts to a segment all of a sudden. This cut was to Robin Williams at his freakin best. Hilarious man! No complaimts at all for real!

[@SarahJane-sr6id]

O Robin I miss you!!! He could do so many different stuff!! 💕

[@stevenvanhulle7242]

RIP (Return If Possible)

[@stephenjohnson8592]

Always like Jay...probably because we are both "car guys!"

[@triciajohansen7124]

Or maybe he is just funny as hell!!!!!😎❤

[@brandi2883]

Whoever uploaded this thank you for including the interview with Robin Williams

[@lilypengryphon6428]

Once when I was a kid me and my mom were shopping for new kitchen knives and we found a set of Chinese knives and the first Waning on it said "Keep out of children." not out of reach just keep out of children. Pretty sound advice.

[@jimolson8166]

jay is the best

[@eronacalloway9159]

Before I would Go Out at night during the week ( on Mondays) I would ALWAYS watch Monday Night Headlines FIRST and leave the house in a Good Mood.

[@kevinmilam3822]

Robin Williams. A man of infinite jest". Never be another like him. R.I.P. friend. God speed.

[@avitarmagnus9090]

we miss JAY

[@oldenweery7510]

This is real-life comedy you can watch again and again and it's still funny! (I've always laughed even more when there's a woman in the audience who cackles whenever she'd really tickled.) Stay safe.

[@katrynamcintyre5687]

God bless Robin Williams.....he was a gentle, kind and talented man! Hollywood exploited his gifts and he became a sick and tormented shell.

[@wesleyhite8203]

me and my generation grew up with Carson and Leno. true professionals. the clowns on late night now, strictly amateurs.

[@richsackett3423]

That means you're old and what you have to say is no longer relevant.

[@wesleyhite8203]

Rich Sackett. people will be watching reruns of Carson and Leno long after u and all those other clowns have been long forgotten.

[@richsackett3423]

@@wesleyhite8203 It'll be the opposite. The native media of Leno's and Carson's of TV is not the current generation. Every successive generation of media loses stuff from the prior. There will simply be less of the old stuff over time. They aren't making any more TV shows. Tens of millions more people will know Seth Myers and Jimmy Kimmel than Carson or Steve Allen. I stand by my initial comment.

[@baberina1]

@@richsackett3423 you're stupid

[@rushmoresociety2577]

@@baberina1 ::: You're dumb.

[@danvetor1365]

Johnny Carson, Jay Leno.............Still waiting for the next Late night host. This stuff never gets old. Always looking for ones I haven't seen. I thank Robin Williams for every minute he gave us while suffering within his own world. There will never be another like Robin Williams. RIP. Robin 😭

[@envelopeuser]

the sauna actually looks cool

[@ukmedicfrcs]

I thought so too

[@MsTimothyswan]

how creative is this? headlines, the 99 cent store AND Robin Williams - all in the same video. is that genius, or what?

[@bradyarmstrong811]

Someone could ANIMATE over the Robin Williams interview, graphically showing what he's describing on his small rants, it would be magical

[@rl6985]

This is the best pure comedy ever. This is a singular phenomenon. Jay Leno is a absolute brilliant genius comedian he deserves every car he has

[@DizzyDez613]

Reading things that people mail into the show makes him a genius?

[@whocares397]

WARNING!!!! do not consume anything while watching this may result in choking lol

[@LittleRockElevators]

Too late lol. It happened to me while drinking cola.

[@mdwayne741]

No kidding....hilarious! The Weddings...I would be horse- laughing!

[@MrMenefrego1]

God I miss this show!

[@Milestonemonger]

The stamp one was hilarious 😂

[@bharathsf]

I love kevs laugh

[@jbevan4411]

Cordless screwdrivers 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😅😅

[@nakedfaves4445]

Ryobi now makes them. 12 volt and 18 volt rechargeable batteries.

[@rick35758]

@@nakedfaves4445- clearly the humor is lost on you.

[@user-el9ut9bf4l]

Robin Williams I truly miss you. There will never be anyone like you. No one will ever come close. I bet Heaven is a riot with you and Carlin. I truly truly miss Leno. He always treated his guests like friends. He just let Robin run with his comedy too. He never cut him off. Please come back to us! Fallon was not a good replacement.

[@Tigerhawk1981]

come back to us Jay, the Tonight Show SUCKS without you.

miss this guy

[@andrewk2996]

Thank you! I miss Jay Leno, late night entertainment is dead now

[@Papawill13]

Remember when Late Night TV was watchable?

[@ElTurbinado]

Yeah last week is still fresh in my memory.

[@musicman76enator]

Papawill13 Yes!!!!!! Amen!!!!

[@1fcap]

When was this 😮?

[@vincecorvaia4661]

Papawill13 Yes, last night. Colbert is great.

[@TheresaPowers]

@@vincecorvaia4661 colbert is a slimy turd.

[@kaoldt97]

I miss headlines too. However, I'm wondering who the heck did the typing for the CC - it really stinks

[@johngraves6878]

Thanks for capturing Jay at his best.

[@LtJackboot]

Ford Excretion- No I'm not even gonna do that joke-hahahahahahaha

[@D-Man_Jam]

He's 20 years older than he was then and he doesn't look any different.

[@mdwayne741]

....and Letterman looks like the Unabomber now!

[@nativeamerican6025]

Laughed hard. Now compare this with TODAY'S late night "comedy."

[@richsackett3423]

Don't be all butthurt because Trump is a joke and going to prison after his term.

[@aelitakarmen7513]

What u mad there are comedians that dont rely on shit puns geting shows. Jay leno litterally sucks ass

[@stevenam2000]

Yes Kevin laugh is special too 👍😊

[@nelsontoondrawer7618]

I got tears running down my cheeks. Thanks for the laughs. You're a million times better than ANY other late night tv show. We miss you. I don't turn my TV on any more. YT is good

[@alpo27]

Not a Leno fan, but I could watch these all day. In fact, I have...lol.

[@richardmyers1506]

I heard you're a Leno fan!

[@marksmopar609]

He was able to fill Johnny Carson's shoes and did a great job.the new guys are filthy and to political.

[@RobJazzful]

He’s a great comedian, but he didn’t fill Johnny’s shoes; Johnny could interview people. Jay was just awful at that.

[@ukmedicfrcs]

I wont watch any of them because theyre so nasty and political.

[@shirleyrombough8173]

marks mopar - We live in horrible times that produced the politically oriented late night comedians that sometimes are the only shows that keep us relatively sane. I do miss those more innocent times. You never knew what political party they belonged to. And it was better.

[@richsackett3423]

@@ukmedicfrcs If Trump wasn't such a fucking un-American anti-democratic turd, that wouldn't have been necessary.

[@drew_peabawls13]

Filthy. Just filthy. And political. Sooooo political. So filthy.

[@donfronterhouse1849]

Ford lipo! Pure gold.

[@MistyRainne]

15:18 Foreshadowing Billy Porter's tuxedo dress at the 2019 Oscars.

[@etme1000]

So stunning! So brave!

[@mrgreengenes04]

@@etme1000 so stupid

[@apogena]

*Half the fun in the world disappeared with Robin's death. His untimely passing was the biggest blow to the world of comedy.*

[@kerrbear1980]

My sister an i loved watching this. Her an i loved our late night tv.