Hearing, not stupid - Keith Wann

[@gollapr]

I had this happen to me as well. Actually, a solicitor called for my parents, and I told him that my parents were deaf. He said, "Oh, I am so sorry for your loss."

[@kacisunset]

I understood most of that story. I think you signed slower than normal. You were a crazy kid! Love the stories.

[@SaraJohnsonK]

lmao! "That's not my mom." Also -- you make the craziest faces, Keith.

[@flintinterpreter7306]

Keith, I enjoyed that. I just voiced it over for my daughter. The second time the Pricinple came the room, my daughter got up and left the room. I had to wait for her to come back before I could finish the story. (She saw It coming.) She enjoyed the story as well as I did.

[@PecanSandees23]

Keith, you must have been a handful as a kid!! How funny was this? Had me laughing out loud!

[@starscard24]

I wish it wasn't just in sign language! I love your stories but I don't know ASL, so I really only heard a couple of them.

[@JesusMuZicINC]

I need to save this untill I've learned more ASL!! Haha

[@corystajduhar]

Great story!

[@cdbicdb]

loved it...

[@gigglyfitzgirl]

ugh...my stupid internet connection, I'm only seeing every other sign >.

[@rosedorrel5266]

"That's not my mom" LOL

[@rithe07]

Omg I actually understood I! Lol hilarious!

[@danawinright3351]

Hahaha! I have a feeling you were a naughty one!

[@melishere2]

Keith ur sooo funny!!!

[@mikerichards1208]

like it ....pretty funny but great action of signing ...we met at CCH festival with a guy who worn Michigan logo shirt ....remember me lol ...I'm sure

[@edawgrules]

Can anyone provide some captions for us ASL impaired people?

[@ashes2539]

I don't know how to give you subtitles. If I was with you I could interpret it, so you could enjoy the whole story. I don't want to make this too long, but I am happy to summarize the story for you Growing up Keith's parents moved a lot. He was going to a new school and didn't have his paperwork completed. Keith went to explain to the principal. The principal was telling Keith how important the paperwork was, and Keith replied, "Sorry, I don't have my paperwork. My parents are deaf." The principal changed his attitude immediately. He promised to support Kieth. Kieth went back to class. The teacher felt sorry for him students offered him hugs. The principal gave him icecream. They even passed a hat around to collect money for Kieth. Kieth was not stupid, so he took the money and ice cream. As time went by, Keith misbehaved. The students and teachers were quick to forgive him without punishment. Kieth thought, "This is a strange school." Then he overheard two teachers talking about poor Kieth and how they were sorry for his loss. Kieth thought, "L-O-S-S they think my parents are dead not deaf." Because Kieth wasn't stupid he decided to take advantage of the situation. He asked for more money and ice cream. Everyone quickly gave him what he wanted. One day the principal came into class and told Kieth to come with him. Kieth left and saw his mom. He was shocked. The principal said, "Your parents are Deaf not dead!?" Kieth looked at his mom and replied, "That's not my mom."

[@kaptainrogers]

"that's not my mom" lol :D

[@choleyd]

you're awesome. lol

[@hshock24]

hahahahahahaha dude it made me ROLF!

[@ReformedTheology5]

LOL that was very funny LOL, true story? :-)

[@marisakay84]

It's not your fault they thought they heard the word 'death' when you said deaf! I always get weird looks when I say I interpret for the Death! Bahahahah

[@marisakay84]

It was

[@jesehcuh]

:D lol

[@imabookfreak]

first! LOL!

[@shelbygrl29]

terrible!