Heart Boner - NSP

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Director/Editor/VFX: Sean Barrett
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Music credits:
Written by Dan Avidan, Brian Wecht, and Jim Roach
Produced and Engineered by Jim Roach
Additional Engineering by Eric Palmquist.
Recorded at Palmquist Studios and Santa Monica Recordings in Los Angeles, CA
Mixed by Thom Flowers
Mastered by Randy Merrill at Sterling Sound, NYC
Dan Avidan - Vocals
Brian Wecht - Keys & Synths
Havve Hogan - Drums
Lord Phobos - Guitar
Doctor Sung - Synths & Keys
Commander Meouch - Bass
Jim Roach - Guitars
Dallas Kruse - String Arrangement
Video credits:
Producer: Scott Shifman
Director of Photographyr: Gordon Yould
Production Designer: Traci Hays
1st AD/PA: Dan Browne
1st AC: Ryan Sax
2nd AC / DIT: Brooks Ludwick
Gaffer: Danny Williams
Best Boy Electric: Aric Avelino
Key Grip: Nick Lundstrom
Grip: David Nunez
Hair: Becca Weber
Makeup: Kat Bardot
Set Decorator: Mindy Smith
Set Dresser: Nicole Case
Leadman: Jesse McElroy
PA: David Browne
PA: Leah Yould
Animation Director: Patrick Stannard
Character Designer: Nick Swift
Background Artist: Renee Violet
Animator: Parker Pierce
Assistant Animator: India Swift
After FX: Ty Davis
Manager: Brent "Iceman" Lilley
Cast
The Princess: Carolyn Vasko
Lyrics
When I first looked in your eyes
You were more than just a beauty to me
All my senses shot straight up
I was rock hard emotionally
The fact that you and I could plow
Is something I haven’t even thought about...starting now
I’ve got a heart boner for you
I stand before you stiff and true
I wanna blast a load of feelings onto you
This heart boner’s for you
You’ve helped me grow into a man
My shallowness is a thing of the past
I want to slam you with my empathy
And then I’ll rail you with my class
You’ve helped me find maturity
I’ll be your wiener king, tee hee
I’ve got a heart boner tonight
Feel my love pants growing tight
I wanna plug you with respect all through the night
I’ll bust a nut of joy and light
Heart Boner
Got a heart boner
You are the love that I pursue
Do you feel the feels I feel for you
There’s so much we have yet to do
Now jump me like a kangaroo
This heart boner’s for you
I stand before you thick and true
I’ll shoot a wad of gleaming romance just for you
This heart boner’s for you

[@TenSecondSongs]

I’m rock hard emotionally.

[@Judgement_Kazzy]

You've gotta do a "20 styles" cover of an NSP song someday.

[@anthonytalksmovies]

Ten Second Songs NSP in 20 styles? I know some would appreciate it

[@lizzardborn2645]

ThatFatGuy98 woah you right

[@animeotakuism]

Yo def do 20styles of NSP. Def would watch

[@imcool3487]

I’m rock hard sexually

[@thirteenfury]

Danny Sexbang for the next Disney prince please.

[@BionicBabeGaming]

OMG yes please! That would be hilariously amazing.

[@ProfBuck42]

Disney better get on with this.

[@kendellhernandez238]

He would be the last Disney prince

[@KelvinKlein]

you mispelled princess

[@badadvicejoe6203]

thirteenfury ninja brian should be the antagonist

[@blackvendaeta7104]

The fact that this song is both extremely wholesome and a big innuendo at the same time is incredible

[@unlimitedduckgamer]

So basically a Wholesome Innuendo?

[@hariodinio]

@@unlimitedduckgamer a heart boner

[@Like.skoobz]

The best songs are, aren't they?

[@drghostly1756]

Innuendo? It's about as direct as a groom 200 years ago could say "I'm going to DESTROY that"

[@radsy5821]

in YOUR endo

[@goddammitross9058]

The fact that the song called “heart boner” is one of the most romantic songs you’ve ever sung is pretty telling

[@bavarianbanshee]

The fact that a song called “Heart Boner” is one of the most romantic songs you’ve ever heard is pretty telling.

[@kayleyisdisturbing8990]

@@bavarianbanshee The fact that the song called "heart boner" is one of the most romantic songs you've ever sung is pretty telling

[@CaptainMumpitz]

@@kayleyisdisturbing8990 The fact that the song called "heart boner" is one of the most romantic songs you've ever sung is pretty telling

[@SparkyTV2]

@@CaptainMumpitz The fact that the song called "heart boner" is one of the most romantic songs you've ever sung is pretty telling

[@cherrybee95]

@@SparkyTV2 I'm not sorry

[@safiya]

will u guys play this at my wedding

[@solaris9182]

saf i never knew you listened to nsp i now love u just a lot more

[@lumpy16]

OMG

[@bayleaf_heretv5393]

Safiya Nygaard that would be awesome honestly

[@seiko8462]

Yes please

[@peddyprincess]

Safiya Nygaard will they play live at your wedding?

[@naverick22]

This song is amazing, but I'm disappointed you couldn't put "affection erection" anywhere in the song. Like: "You give me a heart boner, an affection erection. A sign from God that you're simply perfection." Something like that.

[@jakewolfe1972]

WalŦz that's gotta be the name of the sequel.

[@majormelon8855]

Holy shit please make "Affection Erection" the sequal to this song

[@kyyomilo]

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH ITS NOT HEALTHY

[@FlippLoki]

New song

[@DoofAlmighty]

Then the finale titled "Separation Penetration"

[@charble6756]

Ninja Brian: *takes most of Danny's dates* Danny: *Finds a girl that likes him* Ninja Brian: *sadboi.jpeg*

[@oldpotatoman4838]

Charble 675 attracted to the overwhelming force of the jewfro

[@Saxjon]

Sadangryboi*

[@commandermetal]

I think its because ninja Brian is incapable of true love, only infatuation and murder

[@orvillechen9722]

Saxjon do you mean sangry? (A merge of angry and sad)

[@burntnutz69]

@@orvillechen9722 smad (sad and mad)

[@Megapixel8063]

Fact: Danny doesn't record multiple times, his voice just naturally produces perfect chords.

[@syk0492]

Megapixel i believe it lmao

[@cristianaxxxxel7266]

The producers: Alright Danny you wanna do another recording? Danny: what is this speak of another recording? What is that?

[@brianstryker4536]

@@cristianaxxxxel7266 They don't call him One-Take Avidan for nothing

[@themaseofspades6857]

Lmao he can harmonize with one track

[@stanthemememan3582]

@@cristianaxxxxel7266 thanks calculon

[@syrmor]

I see that Danny also has that issue where you can't get off unless a masked man watches it happen from the corner of the room

[@ripley2k15]

Syrmor he's an exhibitionist apparently

[@staticgameshd5676]

I just thought that was normal

[@MisterMasterMuffinMa]

Issue?

[@Renomon0]

Problem? what problem?

[@hirday9723]

I'm glad to see there are others that share the same problem with me

[@JasonParadise]

You guys = Rock hard

[@ThatHydra]

How long do you reckon until someone charts it?

[@MrDante102]

Hi jason

[@Palmster1453]

JasonParadise you where supposed to react to it on guitar hero

[@RandomosityRules]

JasonParadise how long before you end up playing this on stream

[@idownloadedthisasajoke5947]

Hello I found about your yt channel a while ago I don't watch twitch so now I have watched like 50of Ur vids

[@theythemdani]

To everyone freaking out about Dan's new girlfriend Ashley, the actor in this video isn't her, it's Carolyn Vasko. I wish Dan and Ashley all the luck with this new relationship tho!!

[@renworksfornow]

okay but this song is totally about Ashley and no one can change my mind.

[@theythemdani]

@@renworksfornow i see everyone saying that and honestly mood. they are so cute and i can totally see this song being about ashley!

[@renworksfornow]

@@theythemdani like, I couldn't watch this for awhile, because the idea of it being a love song about no one made me sad, but knowing now who it's probably about makes it so much better. it feels like listening to an actual, (admittedly very silly) declaration of love and it makes it so much better knowing that :)

[@theythemdani]

@@renworksfornow you are so fucking valid and yes, it does make this song all the more sweeter with context!

[@ferngalileo]

There's definitely a bit of resemblance between Carolyn and Ashley, that had to be intentional and I am so! Here! For! It!

[@ZeldaMaster64]

This is the song you play when your outside your crush's house, holding a speaker above your head.

[@caleblollis5806]

Hell yeah!

[@tiredbutsatisfied]

Yep

[@raccoon_goth]

This is the song I play outside my girlfriend's house, as her homophobic mother beats me with a shovel

[@jasondolph2785]

@@raccoon_goth Just tell her shoveling is a gay sex thing, maybe she'll switch out for something else!

[@beyondheaven6736]

Jason Dolph like stabbing, or shooting!

[@PrimataFalante]

My favorite Disney song ever

[@viniciusmatt9956]

primata everywhere

[@christopherdaughtry4053]

I wanna see that Disney movie 😂

[@dakotarussell585]

Same

[@SewerRat_00]

Yeass

[@TheShiftyEyed1]

can i get a version of the movie with a recorder?

[@TheNocturnalOracle]

This is the weirdest Disney movie I've ever seen.

[@lucigallagher4001]

But also the best

[@cannabnzz]

honestly.. same

[@bemshire]

I've seen weirder.

[@sheepjesus8227]

Helen's Muse Close your eyes child.

[@patton3081]

Helen's Muse best Disney movie not suitable for children 14 or under

[@TapathyWR]

I know my girl is a keeper because she considers this "Our Song". Uodate: We got married today.

[@brandievan2678]

Yep, you found the one fo sho

[@antonymilne1346]

Aaaaaay that's actually really cool

[@grimmashley8422]

Play it at your wedding. It doesn’t matter if nobody else gets it.

[@TheDoomCupcakes]

That's how you know!!

[@bridgetmadden5716]

I suggested this ti my boyfriend and he cringed so hard lmao

[@CharleeCharlie]

I love that Danny Sexbang is so alienated form the concept of love the way he describes it is a heart boner, so cute.

[@raccoon_goth]

Me with my girlfriend

[@ilexdiapason]

its real character development

[@GreenCorgiQueen]

*This is proof that Dan is actually a Disney Prince*

[@cadencesmith2946]

Emerald Ivory YES

[@naomiartlady5844]

Emerald Ivory was there ever any doubt

[@infintysnake9379]

You forgot the ess

[@diersteinjulien6773]

So ... Dan should be in Kingdom Heart 3. Yes, it makes perfect sense.

[@GreenCorgiQueen]

Infinty Snake honestly I almost typed princess

[@EthanSchmethan]

Dan is the best Disney princess

[@powscow9587]

more like DAN-sey princess, I'm sorry I'll leave now.

[@jamescostlow3607]

I thought I wasts original. Then I saw this as the first comment. Well played good sir.

[@Zero1859]

He really is 😂

[@dreamieramune]

Dan is best girl

[@paulgentili1425]

he's a prince my boy 😂

[@masamune2984]

When my son is born, I can’t wait to tell him this song is the reason why he was conceived.

[@AlyxDG]

. . __

[@talanium]

nice going

[@matildafermin3018]

Its been 9 months. Did you tell him yet?

[@grandmofftarkin1516]

Noice!

[@Montesama314]

"Heart Boner Flagg, you get down from there right now!"

[@fredisred354]

I'm not saying that I want this played at my wedding... But I want this played at my wedding... In front of all my horrified relatives.

[@greensheep4918]

My relatives would be confused then they'd know it's me and then laugh their asses off

[@theoffbeatninja610]

When I get married I would absolutely pay to have NSP perform this song as well as a couple others at my wedding if I had the money!

[@hobbesgoblin2691]

Amutar, diz shal plae att funaral

[@angrytheclown801]

My family would sigh and say "of course he would" as her family watches in shocked terror. Then my friends would slide twenty dollar bills in my hand.

[@fantasylover87]

I’m too much of a wuss, but I’m very tempted to.

[@jhart6764]

A song that is equally sex jokes and equally a song about romance and respectful companionship.

[@introgauge]

Opposed to......nvm too negative.

[@michaelshmykel6063]

can't ruin those 420 likes

[@aldric2252]

Opposed to just sex jokes

[@evanweaver1060]

This song has absolutely no right to be this beautiful lol

[@dionnaking303]

How he do that

[@kennybawlin1246]

Marvel ain't got shit on the 10 year story arc, Danny Sexbang finally got some reciprocation

[@BaccaGx]

Kenny Bawlin Now I’ve never done a “ship” before but I totally ship it

[@kennybawlin1246]

Hunter H. OOOOF

[@Quantumsomething]

Kenny Bawlin this better not last, I'm hopeful that the ode to ninja brian will be soon!

[@kennybawlin1246]

Jade Warme Ninjab Ryan stealing your girl at the speed of light, Surrender now or prepare to fight!

[@MrGrappl]

Dammit.... i gotta send this to my crush with no context Edit: this is the sequel nobody asked for but I asked her out and she said yes!

[@gcm347]

This was _buried_ in the comment section, but hey! Congrats dude!! :D

[@fritzlewomeister8864]

I know I'm a bit late, but FUCK YEAH.

[@evie5375]

omg! hope all went well and is still going well!!

[@EvaOwnsAll]

Stay awesome bud

[@wonkaknight5328]

Woo!!!

[@markmeyers62]

We just gonna ignore the fact this is the same room they did “Orgy for One”?

[@denzellizasuain563]

He did it boys Im proud of him

[@llody7777]

I haven't noticed until now.

[@mayahinshaw5478]

Awwwwwwww....... orgy for two ❤️

[@rossmanbossman]

never expected this kind of character development from danny sexbang

[@jsan2548]

ro clarey It gets cited a lot, but Dan has grown a lot in the last 7 years personally and professionally. As the lines blur between person and persona, this sort of thing is natural. I hope it continues because it all seems to be for the better. Then again I’ll be just as happy if all he does is keep making dick jokes.

[@heyopc]

wow danny actually got the girl

[@husk_of_yusuke]

Woooooow

[@DoubleL11862]

Yeah, I don't know how I feel about this...

[@spicyboi2016]

Collin Blank same lol i bet it was for the video

[@AQWpaladan]

HE HAD A TRUE CHARACTER ARC

[@SuperhumanNobody]

Always follow the arcs

[@Geth-Who]

Getting married in three months and not gonna lie - very, very tempted.

[@eyeizarandummugga]

Buddhabright just... fill in your fiancée before you get ideas.

[@kaylawheezy]

MrZee no, no..... don’t tell your fiancé. Just play it. See what happens.

[@jinks1956]

Yolo my friend....yolo

[@aurauser23]

DO IT

[@eliasroos7185]

Do it.

[@neetraptor]

Danny: has a girlfriend that actually likes him Ninja Brian: wait, that's illegal

[@Saucy_Jack]

"The fact that you and I could plow is something I haven’t even thought about...starting now" snirk

[@Geck0GC]

DANNY GOT HIS FIRST KISS

[@battlebardart]

our boy has become a man.

[@smartstuf1026]

They grow up so fast :')

[@syonah]

I'M SO FUCKING PROUD

[@mpregsonic5874]

GeckoGC I’m crying right now 😭

[@ShabadoobieVT]

Even the animals are surprised.

[@ZainR]

Danny just became my favorite Disney Prince.

[@NWolfsson]

Danny: *Has about 5 different custom-fitted spandex costumes* Also Danny: *Wears only those red and wh...grey shoes since 1979*

[@KozacksPack]

So, my friend is getting married, and I am sneaking this song onto the DJ play list >.>

[@ddavisson]

How'd it go?

[@space-goat2312]

Yes do that, also congratulations!!!

[@klaidondrury9582]

Bruh did you do it

[@OriginalCreatorSama]

OMG MAN, UPDATES!!

[@dannymerfeld7711]

I asked my friend to bribe the DJ to get this on the playlist because I want it on there, but it's one of those songs the groom obviously can't ask to have on there. He is my brother in every way but blood.

[@natalie7851]

seeing Danny actually kiss a girl in this video was a religious experience

[@QteaTheSwag]

Natalie i'm the deer that says oh shit

[@isabellaenriquez8546]

CORRECT

[@SaffronSheep]

People are actually upset over it and it makes me laugh.

[@brianweaver327]

Do... do people not know what a "stage kiss" is?

[@mauii6776]

you can make a religion out of that

[@TottiMessiTorres]

You know, as a "comedy" band, the first thing anybody is ever gonna pick up on is the lyricism, but NSP really do deserve props for their production, instrumentation and melodic structure. This is just a really well written song, from a purely musical perspective.

[@method8341]

I Agree, in my opinion that is why the cover album’s do good is because we don’t just love the comedy, we love the style of comedy music, but we truly stay for Danny and Brian

[@scorpiDre]

TWRP, as fantastic & ridiculous as they are to watch, is a legit amazing band. I dunno how they did it but Danny & Brian scored big when they got a group like that behind them.

[@brianstryker4536]

For real. I loved the funny quirky stuff like No Reason Boner, Dinosaur Laser fight, Cookies and such but when he really listen to songs like this, 6969, Danny Don't you know, you hear the pure musical talent

[@EmilyRose900]

NSP are straight legit.

[@neotheoneandonly2]

Sure as fuck is!

[@ClockCreature]

Nb, in other songs: feral and murderus Nb in this: depression

[@metaVG]

That's deep bro

[@NWolfsson]

He still killed that mouse at 3:23. But it's not the same, it seems...

[@mizv4043]

i notice something in the videos. he never kills women

[@weezact7]

@@mizv4043 Well, I don't think he'd be part of ninja SEX party if he wasn't at least attempting to get laid. It's hard to get laid if you kill all the women you meet. Unless you're into dudes, but I think Ninja Brian has made it very clear he isn't.

[@hammskie05]

@@mizv4043 He might have in party of 3. I highly doubt that 297 of the 300 people in that club were dudes. Unless it was some sort of gay club, in which case. Why would Danny bring a girl there on a date?

[@DrBoomer]

We actually played this as our opening dance at our wedding :D ...since we are from Germany, we figured that anybody who could be offended does not understand English well enough

[@p2p2p2p2p2p]

iconic

[@quoodle9883]

😆 You two are feisty. Wow, that is epic. Touché.

[@SomeOfTheJuice]

Character development is going from Road Trip to Heart Boner.

[@T00NDRAG00N]

And typical Danny is going from Heart Boner to Road Trip.

[@chrisainsworth9807]

This is the prequel to road trip, it’s a never ending cycle 😂

[@lilymacowan2447]

hell yeah dude

[@CreepsMcPasta]

Watching this on an ultrawide monitor was a life changing experience

[@Mackenziethingy]

CreepsMcPasta right

[@damiantime6]

Never thought you'd be into this guys. Also that must've been amazing xD

[@thisSh1tHard]

Do some more horror stories mate

[@Selunara94]

Creeps?! Nice to see you on this side of the Internet my dude! Glad to know you’re a fellow NSP fan!

[@kylemcneill5751]

Was it able to fit his entire erection?

[@unnamedvisitor1649]

Headcanon: This song happens in the events of 6969.

[@jamessutter951]

I'm only liking this so it gets closer to 69

[@choraldragon]

@@jamessutter951 69th LIKE AMEN

[@netherveilgames996]

This is the girl from before the events of Road Trip, probably

[@elliottjonesjpeg]

I can’t like it because it must stay at 169 likes

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

Can it get 6969 likes?

[@ninjabrianseyebrows6622]

I can relate heavily ninja Brian being a third wheel, I FELT IT.

[@medic6958]

Unus Annus.

[@hunterxhunterman]

@@medic6958 Memento Mori

[@thesauce179]

Brian stole like 70% of his dates before, I think he can cope

[@ncalico]

Ninja Brian's a unicorn Because no one's ever seen him before

[@justina1909]

But wjat happend to the barricon

[@kevinhibbard320]

N M except everyone who watched he's game grumps haha

[@Juiceboxdan72]

Sure people have seen him, but to this day no-one has lived to tell the tale

[@rob2673]

Scotland has

[@hnickel4757]

-and lived.

[@NerdSyncProductions]

Man, NSP just keeps increasing in quality on every level!

[@dinophido6690]

NerdSync oh hey Scott

[@spookyboi5677]

NerdSync hey Scott

[@HyliusVA]

Thats the second time in a week I've seen you show up in random vids Scott.

[@roberttucker307]

NerdSync never thought if see you here Scotty

[@RobLego]

Totally! Cool Patrol, Danny Don't You Cry, Heart Boner! Upping their game to the fucking MAX!

[@michelvanderlinden8363]

I swear if there will ever be a "wow, Danny Avidan is a real jerk in real life" moment, it would break my heart. This guy seems like the ultimate awesome guy you'd want to be friends with. Same for Brian.. just without the stabbing part.

[@Angelkittykatz]

Omg he is the chillest guy ever, he's like super relaxing to be around. Someone was talking about how they met him irl and is aura was just super chill and he told them sleepy jokes, he's so adorable

[@Amialythis]

Boy do I have news for you

[@nova.r.]

Oh... oh my 😰 I'm sorry lol. To be fair, it broke my heart too.

[@MuffledMango]

I just wanna say that I've been singing the chorus to my 2-year-old daughter recently (home-made lyrics though, but it wouldn't matter anyway since we're danish) and it moves her to the point of tears every time. Apparently she's really moved by the sound, which I just wanted to share, cause it makes me so happy! I can't even sing that well.

[@pumpkinspicehedgie]

If Danny Sexbang can win the girl after so long, so can you. What a time to be alive.

[@carl_consumer.of.reality]

PumpkinSpiceHedgie This is so inspirational lol. And you can’t spell INSPIRE with NSP!

[@kaylamurkot]

Congrats to Dan for finally kissing a girl.

[@raccoon_goth]

Meaning possible kissing of a guy. I vote either Ninja Brian, Roger, or Arin Neverbone

[@quillgoblin]

@Jay's Art & Stuff I think that Danny would proudly kiss Arin

[@abigailgraham5866]

Urgh my humour is so broken that when I saw how long this video was I giggled......

[@katbiremanlive]

Dude, same thing with the last unicorn, FUCKING. CHILLS. And I love how even when trying to be emotional, he is incapable of not making it sexual

[@thefowles1]

Dudes, I still haven't gotten over Danny Don't You Know. You can't keep getting so much better so quickly. It's too much to handle.

[@suliertitan1532]

thefowles1 agreed

[@BrandonPetrucci]

Yeah it's the top o the heap for me...

[@adog3129]

i hated danny don't you know, but i love this. and also literally every other nsp song. i just hated danny don't you know.

[@BrandonPetrucci]

Wow, well maybe you have a mental disorder or asbestos poisoning. Actually it makes much more sense in this day and age that you have lead poisoning from contaminated drinking water, do you live in Flint Michigan? Cuz I just don't see how it's possible to hate that song...but then again I may have lead poisoning...and I DEFINITELY have a mental disorder...

[@amicheah]

or, you know, he has preferences...

[@ColoniaContraAtaca]

I was especting to laugh, not to fall in love. Great song!

[@zamot9261]

ColoniaContraAtaca Q porra se ta fazendo aq meu fiu

[@RufusKyura]

Curtindo uma puta música do caraí, obvs!

[@triplejo1022]

holy shit,I already knew that you like nsp but I never thought I would see you here Sr.Wilson

[@gabrielernandes7213]

Virso cê aqui???

[@qwest9227]

Virsooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

[@shadowstep1375]

God, Brian is the world's best ninja. You never know where he is and never know what he's disguised as until it's too late. Throughout his career he has been a bush, a captain, a manticore, a kraken, a horse, and many other things. Truly a master ninja.

[@hamnerheads6770]

OMG YALL THIS IS DANS LOVE SONG TO ASHLEY

[@KittenDragoonis]

Im pretty sure that IS her o:

[@Zeoproo]

@@KittenDragoonis It's not

[@felixtea]

@@raccoon_goth its literally in the description

[@girlyweirdo4658]

AWWWWWWWWW

[@MarlinRando69]

I like how Danny has come from Party of Three where Brian is always involved to Heart Boner where he is actively pushing Brian away. The character development is unreal

[@papi1050]

I feel like in the NSP cannon (if there is such a thing) back in the days of NSFW and strawberries and cream it was just "a Jewish superhero who wears a unitard, with his best friend who's a ninja, and together they sing songs about dicks, and try to hit [unsuccessfully] on women", But now Danny Sexbang got a girlfriend and is starting to forget Ninja Brian and push him away. I put way too much thought into that.

[@zamot9261]

Flowey's hot jamz In exchange Brian will murder her

[@finalworks_]

What if Ninja Brian is a personification of Danny's personal problems when it comes to finding a girlfriend. His problems used to always get in the way and ruin the relationship (symbolized by Brian killing a bunch of people and scaring the girl away) but now he can finally get the upper hand and push them away to finally be himself and find the love he always wanted. Also if you look closely, when Danny says "screw you for judging me" at the end he seems to be talking to Brian, who then looks at the camera in his usual pissed off look. But you know... Maybe they're just two dudes signing about dicks, idk.

[@SomeAHole]

TheFinalDay Ohshit I love that interpretation. Only issue is that if that's the case we don't got much NSP left.

[@BriGuy77711]

Her mouth is smiling but her eyes are saying “Brian will kill me if I try to run.”

[@brandensandner4915]

Out off this whole video, when the deer went "oh shit" at 3:29, I lost it

[@applbean]

deer motifs in nsp videos

[@tdf_worldkey6666]

Danny:exist My heart: wait that's illegal

[@staticgameshd5676]

Danny has level 10 respect for women

[@boobowie6569]

*level 10 wamen respektor

[@SuperMikey1379X]

I'd say it's more like level 69.

[@alexohkay]

She said it was the first NSP song that made her smile.

[@rnelody5496]

i heard danny once respected 50 wamen at the same time!!!

[@staticgameshd5676]

50 is a large number of wamen

[@theresastarmanwaitinginthe5149]

I swear, Danny can sing anything and make it sound good. He's such a damn good singer.

[@mortiiciiansassiistant]

he could make a cover album of him singing terrible pop songs and I'd buy it

[@hullutelijavevo7806]

ikr

[@raprot7829]

Ya know, Jesus was jewish too. hah

[@benvankessel1904]

There's a starman waiting in the sky and his voice is only improving wich makes it only better.

[@alexl3438]

“Even Speedwagon is impressed!!!”

[@Jay-ug8kl]

I can't get over that fact this this song is probably about his girlfriend Ashley it's such a cute song and I wouldn't be surprised if it was about Ashley

[@sks220]

all jokes aside those woooaahhh parts gave me goosebumps, beautiful voice Danny, keep it up!

[@raccoon_goth]

Can you believe some people out there don't think so? I think they're called the deaf. And even still, the deaf would swoon just feeling the vibrations of the music

[@arsonsnail]

Got a heart boner for the song 😳👉👈

[@lordburgendy6108]

We need a song where Ninja Brian finds a Ninja Girlfriend.

[@emilykwilson3611]

Lord Burgendy maybe Ninja Brian Goes to Soccer Practice?? With his secret ninja kid?

[@johnfkennedy1054]

Ninja brittney

[@LukeZwarteVacht]

I dunno, he seems really into Danny

[@rappjunk2537]

He’s already got a ninja wife bruh

[@lordburgendy6108]

rappjunk 253 Are we talking Brian’s wife or the character Ninja Brian’s wife?

[@i0n4a]

"I wonder how they credited that lady. "Girl"? "Love Interest"?" *scrolls down* "The Princess: Carolyn Vasko" bless u NSP

[@i0n4a]

They'd better be, because they're adorable.

[@margaret9759]

i would love it if they were, but i heard that she apparently already has a bf :(

[@graceblocher8924]

i0n4a did they sneeze?

[@accountname8330]

You got credited on their newest instagram post for noticing that

[@cvasko37]

I have it on good authority that she's recently single. ;)

[@faroshscale]

God, when they sang this at the Silver Spring concert and we were all doing the "woooaaaah" parts it was fucking magical. One of the best nights ever.

[@Horticarter41]

RIGHT!? We saw them in DC, and SAME.

[@TheMrkuul]

The fact that you cannot distinguish the words "heart" and "hard" fonectically makes this a work of genius in itself

[@aclockworksoul8365]

I like how Danny doesn't actually get a kiss from a girl until he sings about not trying to bang her. I feel like it was intentional, and it's awesome.

[@Silverado-pq6xe]

Chaster Mief wtf dude you wasted all this on a reply that barely anyone would see

[@nairdacnalbel]

@@chastermief839 i would like to point out that Ninja Brian killed a mouse 3:20 ... sorry

[@kingchameleon9490]

It's very intentional because that's his girlfriend

[@Ariantia]

@@kingchameleon9490 No it's not, the actress in this is called Carolyn Vasko

[@zambino229]

It is intentional

[@fishcrackers4697]

My teachers: Everyone gets to chose a song they want to hear it play at prom Me: *slams my phone to the table* HEARTBONER

[@torgor_]

you better bribe someone to pick despacito or the internet will be dissappointed.

[@turnerman6432]

meanwhile at prom... DJ:(turns up music volume) I GOT HEART BONER FOR U

[@ProfessorMJ_]

Teacher (Me): I choose Heart Boner. Students: What the hell?! (My students actually know that I'm a giant NSP fan and I have even used their videos during my lectures.)

[@carl_consumer.of.reality]

MJ I WISH YOU WERE MY TEACHER 😭

[@majormelon8855]

MJ be my teacher

[@torazely]

3:59 is the best part tho. "screw you for judging me."

[@Blackcat111222333]

Romantic aces must be like "FINALLY A SONG THAT DESCRIBES THIS'

[@GottaGoBlast]

Let's just take a second, and enjoy that animation! I mean this is some Disney quality shit!

[@raggedy61]

It's amazing, they've grown so much while remaining so immature.

[@severalanimations3369]

Raggedy that perfectly describes them!

[@redcenteno7150]

Exactly!!! This was so revolutionary and I am DYING to know how the rest of this album will be like.

[@RyanSpargo]

Here I sit in August of 2019, and Disney still hasn't picked up this script for their next movie. I mean, honestly, what are they even doing anymore? The Princess and the Frog was great, but why not The Maiden And Dan's Hog?

[@Sassybq1]

My husband and I danced to this at our wedding. Literally no one but my best friend and uncle caught onto the lyrics lol love you guys

[@GhettoBagel]

This is seriously one of the best songs NSP has ever made, they've been on a _fucking roll_ lately. This, Danny Don't You Know, and Orgy for One are easily some of the most incredible songs they've released.

[@carlosbaezjr.7674]

GhettoBagel strongly agree. They just all sound so much fuller and more powerful. Also Dan is sounding better than ever, with the incredible boys of TWRP giving some kickass instrumentation

[@majormelon8855]

Orgy for one is honestly my favorite, Danny don't you know is superb, and now this, like fuck guys, keep it up!

[@steadyrhythms9571]

This one is super poppy, but it works too. There’s a lot of interesting components to it. They really are killing it on this album so far.

[@billys2736]

NEW ALBUM HYPE

[@afkmh2392]

GhettoBagel don’t forget eating food in the shower and cool patrol

[@emilymiles4113]

Every other video: Danny bangs a chick Fans: yeah that's normal This video: Danny kisses a maiden Fans: wHAT??! ROMANCE???

[@mintywolf272]

*insert Thanos impossible meme here*

[@lordm0918]

"But I don't want romance, or any Dalliance" quite the development

[@alexhung1614]

It just shows that the weebs were right, hand holding is the lewdest thing possible

[@OverTheEclipse]

Yes seeing him kiss someone was definitely unexpected. First time I saw it and I was like Oh .... Shit.

[@acefingerhole90]

WAIT... THATS ILLEGAL

[@galaxyads3040]

This song is 4 minutes and 20 seconds and I appreciate that

[@ahhhhh5831]

3:58 "Screw you for judging me~"

[@Bluesit32]

You know, it's funny. My friends keep telling me there's some sort of inneundo in this song, but I think they're nuts. Clearly this is an emotional, meaningful love song. It shows just how perverse the world has become when a man can't sing about his glistening load of romance without people thinking that... ...hey, wait a minute...

[@DanVasc]

God DAMN it, guys! This new album is stepping up in every possible level!!

[@afkmh2392]

Dan Vasc years in development it should be

[@starsurfer8927]

Hope you cover this one at some point!

[@DanVasc]

Star Surfer I surely intend to!

[@1905626]

OMG I CANT BELIEVE I FOUND YOU I LOVE YOUR QUEEN COVER

[@spiranomad]

I love how so many people have agreed that this is their song.

[@peril7531]

Dude a song that’s 90% innuendos has absolutely no business making me cry

[@smalls1485]

To finally answer the question of the decision, yes I do want a man whose tall, whose name is dan, and is Jewish

[@pecklespeckle1]

Agreed.

[@oppanaenaestyle4758]

Fuck. I’m only neither of those things.

[@PotatoSalad9900]

Same, I can't find any way to argue with that

[@nihilisticpancakeface6553]

Good luck getting past arin

[@alex-ve5py]

me too dude full homo

[@genesisf9785]

HAS MY SPANDEX BUTTERFLY FOUND LOVE

[@merpkerpie7267]

They said that "everything in the music video is cannon" in a recent gg vid. I was thinking the exact same thing

[@Zachkhat]

Could be about Brian that it's canon, you know since he's married and stuff

[@souperfruit]

which vid omg

[@emmbo5607]

THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING

[@mlg445]

Merp Kerpie which vid did they say it in?

[@rosyowl0391]

Brian's shots didn't need retakes he's just naturally good at being angry

[@Emu_calli]

You know he has an english degree

[@callousHeart]

How come whenever Danny is on a date, he always brings ninja Brian along?

[@Skybreaker292]

He's the Wingman

[@jaynelson7123]

emotional support ninja-

[@tonyjackson4078]

That's cute you think he brings him. Ninja Brian goes where wants...even if awkward.

[@danielanderson6811]

Ninja Brian is the best wingman any man could ask for

[@majinriley9776]

People in the 80’s: Wow technology’s come so far I wonder what the future of music will bring. 2018: Heart Boner

[@klaytonkent1545]

MajinRiley and they all cheered

[@garrettmendes4013]

They wouldn't understand the narative purely because boner is said

[@TheDeceptiveMoss]

We are in the best timeline.

[@garytillery1488]

And I, from the 80s, am so glad it has made such progress. Let's only hope it continues its current path.

[@novadragoon4687]

Money well spent

[@alezarde211]

I know what song to play at my wedding now

[@TheStitchpanda]

Same

[@sophiespeliopoulos2851]

I was thinking that!

[@specialbunny]

I just texted my fiancé the same thing 😂😂. We’re actually seriously considering dancing to The Hit by TWRP..

[@PuddingRadSkin]

SAME AND GOOD ICON

[@KoPLeaderKiactu]

2:52 *violins with malicious intent*

[@TheBPMCrew]

I laughed really hard at this comment

[@jameseby1884]

This was the last song of the night at my wedding

[@IPLAY2WIN_]

oh my GOD that is so fun; gives me ideas for the future

[@captaincanada6685]

That animation was actually really fuckin good and it made this 10 times funnier

[@michaelhudson3331]

This is the darkest timeline where Danny didn't go on the road trip of boning.

[@adachipersona4344]

Jumbled ThoughtBrony underrated comment

[@namesdontmattergaming2756]

The child timeline is the one where danny went on the road trip, but went back to bangladesh. That led to attitude city and everybody wants to rule the word.

[@darkmario720]

Otakuhipster gaming i thought that timeline had "Danny don't you know" in it as well or is that where the time lines split?

[@namesdontmattergaming2756]

darkmario720 It does but we dont know if it was real or a dream. The adult timeline has dragon slayer and pour some sugar on me

[@fab.912]

"Do you feel the feels I feel for you" is still one of my favorite lyrics ever

[@seesaweffect888]

imagine how confused someone would be if this was their first nsp video like WHY IS THERE A NINJA AND WHY DO THEY NEVER ADDRESS HIM??

[@Patterrz]

Beautiful, every single time

[@oly3214]

lul

[@MilkmanYeti]

Patterrz I passed on the new episode of Sub Noodle version for this. 😊

[@willkirby7960]

Patterrz Oh, didn't expect to see you here

[@breezy957]

Patterrz!!!

[@Leon-ud5rz]

Patterrz Evidently the music industry is struggling judging from this video 👋👋👋👋💀

[@PebProductions46]

Brian wasn't lying when he said they started writing good stuff for this album. Man, I've loved NSP before, but now they're a contender for my favorite band because of these last three singles alone.

[@dannespringles2687]

Peb they already are my fave band. Right beside the beatles and queen hahahaha

[@GigawingsVideo]

Now I understand what music magazine reviewers mean with "In this album they grow up as musicians"

[@StarlightDragon]

when/where did he make that statement? Do you have a link? I'd be interested

[@PebProductions46]

+Freedom Panic Yessir, he said it in their last video where they announced the pre-orders for Cool Patrol. Here's the link to the specific time: kzbin.info/www/bejne/fnXUZqdpirmgm7sm3s

[@dannespringles2687]

Freedom Panic watch game grumps in the pottermore episode 2

[@nobodyssavior6993]

The fact the Song is 4 minutes and 20 seconds long is straight up funny.

[@joshuasalmon9553]

My wife played this on the way to our wedding and sang every word to me, smiling and on the verge of crying from pure happiness. She said this was our wedding song and I love her even more for that.

[@tinytoychihuahua7306]

Didn’t expect Danny Sexbang character development in this album, but god damn if this wasn’t exactly what all of us needed

[@zamot9261]

I bet he will be getting dumped again in the next video

[@murk.mp4760]

This was Disney and Adult Swim quality, props for the people who worked on this!

[@oops3798]

This is the sweetest love song I've ever heard because it's an actual love song from NSP

[@stefanm.734]

Honestly, "heart boner" is such an apt description. It not only fits how love feels, but it also acknowledges that love is something often connected to sex while at the same time being something entirely different.