Heartbreaking: Butchers Tell Stories About The Time Their Salami Rolled Away

[@gregg_w]

*i ripped a gnar gnar down that mountain to pursue my salami*

[@huub1164]

Gregg Wilding That was so grave of him!

[@ImTheReverse]

That story motavated me to becom a better persone.

[@smughatkid9981]

I’ve never cried this hard before

[@mspoints4fre123]

[Infinity Jeff Kaplan] I cri erytim

[@stalemilk926]

Same

[@crash10125]

Infinite rez pls

[@tylerdolph886]

ill leave it at 666.

[@sinjinvancleef2708]

We've all been there

[@jaewol359]

The second story really got me. To see your beloved salami eaten before your eyes, that must have been traumatizing.

[@alexanderconti521]

Mistaken for a God damned hot dog lol.

[@sci_pain3409]

Alexander Conti are you laughing? you insensitive bastard

[@lucyceman3328]

The 3 dislikes are going straight to hell. The men that shared these stories are incredibly brave and deserve the utmost respect.

[@bobby_greene]

The dislikes are the salamis who were freed on these fateful days

[@unfreakedjamin]

@@bobby_greeneremember one of them got eaten

[@mylesribbit1053]

When my salami rolled away I attempted to console myself by reaching for a fresh radish to devour whole, only to find I had none left. To this day I have never recovered from the trauma.

[@CurtieMac]

You are not alone

[@morgantran8085]

Myles Ribbit you poor poor man

[@burntferidgerator6848]

Did you also receive a bad barrel from the man? They should of put you in the video where they talk about the first time the radishes were lost

[@basedbattledroid3507]

Stay safe from the devil son, he'll move your eyes a millimetre closer together and nobody will recognise you.

[@burntferidgerator6848]

Vegetarian Soylent-Green but soylent green is people!

[@terrycallaway389]

"hey, can we borrow your butcher shop for an afternoon?" "Yeah, what for?" "It's complicated."

[@chrisalan5610]

They mistook my salami... my beautiful, perfect salami... for a GODDAMN hotdog

[@ethanboriack6706]

He says it so aggressively lol

[@sunny_sakana]

You will always be remembered in our hearts, salami

[@happymolecule8894]

I remember the time I lost my mother’s salami..... She told me that she forgives me, and that my friend gave her his salami, but deep down, I know she’ll never forget it

[@happymolecule8894]

For clarification, I was gonna give her MY salami, but she said it wasn’t big enough. That’s when my friend *came in*

[@huub1164]

Snoiper Amen.

[@kristenbumbum4620]

oh

[@alexls1923]

She’s not mad, she’s just disappointed

[@Timberwolfer21]

You monster. Don’t you know the amount of grief you caused?

[@sultanpepa41]

These are tough, manly looking guys so it’s surprising to see how fragile they have become through these experiences. I wish them all the best in the future. God Bless.

[@jettthewolf887]

You guys are in my prayers.

[@TheDerpyDog]

If you didn’t know, everything on this channel is 100% accurate and accurate

[@thebaseandtriflingcreature174]

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[@codehorse8843]

A friend of mine said that when his salami rolled away he just laughed and drank the juice he was drinking, needless to say i never spoke to him again.

[@Hiwell243]

Me and my salami have had close calls, but never to this degree! How sad, these poor, salty, slippery, souls.

[@perp5879]

Guys, this is true. I may not be a butcher, but i feel their pain. I have had my salami roll away from me... I couldn't catch it in time, the bird snatched it.

[@shrekonion8307]

I once had my dog go up onto the counter then snatch my salami i ran after him and he wouldnt stop a car ran over him and i went to retrieve my salami only to see it in the air and it landed on top of the car i knew what i had to do it was my last resort i grabbed my gun shot the tires and the car swerved it was hit by a truck and the salami flung into a testing facility to train dinosaurs unfortunately i knew that was my last time seeing my salami

[@jackcleary1879]

This is so brutally true to life. Clickhole never leaves out any of the hard hitting details. No butcher or any person for that matter should have to witness their salami roll away. RIP.

[@baguetteboy5466]

I can’t begin to imagine the pure pain someone has to go through while losing their salami... god bless these men.

[@coodyh]

This reminds me of the time that my salami slipped out of my hand, and hit the fan. My balcony door was open, and the salami went right through. I tried to chase after it but it rolled and rolled. It got itself into traffic, and at that point, I couldn't get to it. I saw it a few minutes later, and it was rolling at speeds of 30-40 mph. I proceeded to take my heelies out of my fanny pack, and propell myself forward, almost catching up to the salami. Suddenly, the glob of meat took a sharp left turn, and was at the airport. I was lucky that I knew how to drift in heelies, seeing as I was a professional heelie rider (I won a national competition, and won 300 trillion dollars). I made my way over to the salami, and it was right in my grasp, but suddenly, it hops on a private jet. Then turns back and says "sayonara chico de papa caliente" and I gasp out of fear for my life. The plane boarding door closes, and takes off. Turns out that the salami was an extremely popular drug dealer, and had business going globally. He has flown to Cuba now, and he stole my pet rock named "Igneous". There is a manhunt going on as we speak to get Igneous back. I will never forgive myself for letting that salami slip.

[@LordEptar]

Nobody should ever have to deal with this sort of heartbreak or trauma. Absolutely horrible, and absolutely tragic.

[@egglord7736]

This is actually heartbreaking. One time, when I was about 10, my salami dropped and rolled over away from me. Away from me and my saddened, salami-missing soul. It was one of the hardest passing times of my life. Love you and your story 😭❤❤

[@margaretthatcher8246]

I truly feel for their pain, its unimaginable to think that god would let this happen.

[@sean..L]

Listening to these honest butchers regale their tales of salmi-misfortune has enkindled within my heart a newfound appreciation of my own salami. Thank you.

[@iambleh]

I had never heard of the IRA until i had to do a project for school today, and now i'm hearing about them for the second time with this video

[@Lewisrobbie02]

star voyager how young are you like Jesus there a pretty big thing

[@butteredbananas1394]

I can always rely on Clickhole when I need a good cry

[@sirturtle711]

Gurple Purple I’ve formed two rivers already. They sure get the dams running.

[@averytrashmouth]

Truly worthy of that heartbreaking tag. I'm weeping.

[@brennenweidner438]

I will pray everyday for these brave souls. May God bless their hearts.

[@nenshi.]

I’m holding back tears.... This video is so powerful

[@billiamsyrett1909]

A salami in a hamster wheel is a small price to pay for A United Ireland

[@solarsatan9000]

The IRA are terrorists and not even supported by the Irish government

[@satan8142]

@@solarsatan9000 Uh, the IRA is the official armed forces of the Republic of Ireland. Are you a crackhead?

[@satan8142]

@@solarsatan9000 Christ, the Sinn Fein are in the fucking Oireachtas

[@solarsatan9000]

@@satan8142 ill think you'll find the irish national army is the armed forces and the IRA are a terrorist organisation

[@satan8142]

@@solarsatan9000 AAN is the fucking IRA. It's a federalized Pro-Treaty IRA. They split when the Free State was established. "The" IRA is the fucking National Army. Anti-Treaty IRA performed terrorist actions in Plan-S if that's what you meant, but the Troubles ended in the fucking 90s. Non-AAN IRAs (Theres a shit ton of unrecognized entities which refer to themselves as the IRA), don't do shit nowadays. You know what they are now? Fucking vigilante forces. All they do is pop drug pushers. That's fucking it. Unless you think Batman, or the Army are terrorists, I'd rethink that statement, because it's 2021, not 1921. And then you're ignoring the Sinn Fein, which is basically non-militant IRA. "Not even supported by the Irish Government" jiminy fucking Christmas. Where the fuck did you think the National Army came from? And for that matter, WHICH IRA where you even fuckin talking about?

[@fakeacct5469]

“Our local chapter of the IRA” yes of course every town has its own local chapter of the IRA

[@zhilalmulki8068]

they should make a movie if these man story really heartbreaking

[@mitskifanboy15]

i just can’t believe this really happens to people, it just breaks my heart

[@handtruck]

I had a similar story with a meatball that rolled away when someone sneezed

[@loog8621]

Butcher shops should stop being built on uneven ground

[@thebigadam7574]

The only channel on KZbin that can make me emotional about salami

[@kechieslayeraa6919]

This is so sad... like if you are also sad

[@lmao.3661]

I am sad

[@lucasbreuer6187]

Hi sad, I’m Dad. *cries

[@huub1164]

lucas breuer dad? Did you finally get the cigarettes?

[@lucasbreuer6187]

Huub STOP ASKING YOUR FATHER SO MANY QUESTIONS! DONT MAKE ME USE THE BELT AGAIN!!

[@lmao.3661]

Huub Son he's not your real dad...

[@SirCommoner]

That first actor is AMAZING

[@slowteeth]

The heartache of stories like these echoes like silent thunder inside the mind of my local Salamiman.

[@juliannowicki241]

I find it truly moving.

[@QuantumLeap83]

I'm weeping, but it there's solace in knowing there are others who've suffered.

[@chrispowell8121]

After my salami had rolled past the point of no return, I tried pre-sliced salami to make sure it wouldn't happen again. I looked at the sealed pack of discs and just threw it at the wall. Everything's changed.

[@LoydAvenheart]

I love how much pain you can see on the first guy's eyes.

[@sushirice6751]

You know my dad, he’d thought it’d be fun to roll on salami like roll skates. It’s been 5 years since.

[@mathm1410]

Top 10 saddest anime moments

[@opo55umchee]

We all can't just turn a blind eye anymore. It was both brave and important of these people to tell their stories. Godbless and asalami likeem

[@AzureBluezz]

I should have prepared myself for this video... I didn't think that I would be so affected by this video. Bless these poor souls.

[@lurius1]

My eyes are wetter than anything has ever been before

[@theothermagneticaesthetic]

one day my salami rolled back, not everybody can be as fortunate as me

[@Buffypoodle]

A moment of silence please.

[@Jinjadude]

This hits to close to home

[@LoydAvenheart]

"I squeezed my salami to hard and it shot off"

[@herzogsbuick]

mooooooore, ClickHole! Where have you beeeeeeen

[@humphrey3056]

Everybody's sharing their stories so I'll do the same... It was only last summer, i was riding home from the deli on my bike with a full salami, everything was ay okay until i reached the top of a hill while i was riding down, the salami flew out of its bag and sailed across the sky, when i reached the base of the hill i was ready to catch it... I would've if it weren't for a hawk that swooped down out of nowhere to snatch it, i tracked that hawk for hundreds of miles, people started to follow me on there bikes, like that scene from Forest Gump, news reporters came to me and kept asking me why i was doing this and where was i going, but i couldn't stop to talk, i just kept peddling, i couldn't lose that bird. After a few days, i had reached the canadian border, without my passport i couldn't go any further and i saw that hawk disappear into the forest. Now i keep my salami in a locked carbon fiber box incabable of flight or rolling, but those pesky hawks come for my salami every time to this very day.

[@xaius4348]

My girlfriend loves my salami, so in order to preserve and hide my salami properly, I hid it in a wooden barrel. Little did I know, I had bought a defective barrel from the barrel maker, and my salami fell out and began to roll away. I tried to chase it, but by the time I had caught up to it, it had already rolled past the gates of the FrogCon convention center... I had left my wallet at home, and they wouldn't let me in without a pass. I never saw that salami again.

[@c4t_l0vr57]

"those gluttonous bastards mistook my salami, my beautiful, perfect, salami... for a.. a goddamned hotdog...!" This is, like, heart breaking and traumatic omq i feel so-

[@kaeon4155]

Breaks my heart!

[@POMIlim]

The third guys smug face talking about this ‘traumatic’ experience hit so different, cuz it’s just so unlikely, imagine someone telling you about their traumatic experiences in the same tone, you’d be in tears.. and you know which tears I’m talkin about 🤣🤣

[@BobRossCat]

You're laughing. They had their salami's rolled away and your laughing.

[@Halicyion]

I’m literally crying rn 😢

[@Jabronify]

"I must've gotten too excited, because I squeezed my salami too hard." I've been there before.

[@AlisonChains13]

The actors for clickhole are actually good and that makes it even funnier

[@claire8126]

Who’s cutting onions in here

[@RoryRose_]

Okay, but in all seriousness, if I was a butcher and somebody mistook my salami for a hot dog I'd die a little inside too.

[@daryl477]

I can’t this is so sad poor salami 😥😰😭

[@Green-lb4is]

I can’t stop crying

[@agoniaXdunya]

Why are we even here? The salami is still out there, alone, and cold.

[@xl000]

this is what happens when you don't keep you salami on a leash or something.

[@Julesb2183]

Heartbreaking.

[@Christer2222]

Remember kids, always chase your salami, never let anyone tell you otherwise.

[@Tommygunn529]

lmao he got too excited and squeezed his salami too hard, we've all been there at one point

[@tarkusd7534]

this is why i keep my salamy on a leash

[@TheDJBrairton]

S N A R F E D I T D O W N

[@gorillajoe999]

These guys were all reckless with their Salami and they got what was comin to em!

[@friendlyneighborhoodcrackh6059]

Gj Brown that is incredibly disrespectful. I’m sure these folks know about their mistake now and will not repeat it. How could you be so heartless to a butcher grieving the loss of his salami? There is no purer love

[@luzziplays9559]

oh gosh, imagine watching right in front of your eyes your salami get swallowed by gluttonous gourmet giants...

[@allenrussell1947]

Happened to me. I called my boss and asked "what's the difference between the angel that kisses my wife and my salami?". You know the rest.

[@pennycastro5900]

Dad:Why tf are you crying so hard? me:

[@50c42]

"i must have been too excited because i squeezed my salami so hard..." bruh lol

[@aura8808]

This is so sad 😔

[@aura8808]

Alexa play despacito

[@elongatedmuskrat294]

How can Butchers be exposed to such hardship

[@eggomyweggo6576]

I remember the day I lost my salami. It rolled right into a minefield. I managed to retrieve it but the US military took all my radishes as payment for not stepping on their land mines.

[@aesthetix3398]

I am not a butcher but my salami fell into niagara falls.. I was carrying it into a fragile bag and my bag fell apart so my salami fell.. worst day of my life!🤾🏻‍♀️

[@oddchilly]

I couldn’t make it even a second in, just too sad!

[@aerosma5021]

I cried.

[@tempname8263]

Guys, enough of your tearjerkers. I'm dry as salami I found under my desk.

[@trustworthy_hypocrite1838]

R.I.P.

[@TheCoffeePowder]

Nothing’s more terrifying than having your salami divorcing you by rolling away 😢

[@cadanbarnett2807]

Tragic

[@bobbyjones-uv5cn]

Let's all have a moment of silence for these salamis.

[@tadtranclere3729]

Truly harrowing.

[@randomuser8390]

If only they had a portal in their backyard that was hurling meat out from an alternate dimension.

[@zoe_y8842]

This is so sad...... Alexa play despasito

[@ChaosBW]

Alexa Are you connected to the CIA?

[@LucasMBoysOurRoy]

On top of spaghetti...all covered with cheese...

[@NOSOUND921]

Baby I miss you

[@aestheticallydisappointed8377]

i’m not crying, you’re crying!! 😭😭😭😭

[@Chlorophos-lq3gs]

I had no tissues so I had to use salami to wipe my flowing, moist, salty tears.

[@alwaysbroke188]

This made me cry harder than endgame did...

[@phlash649]

"I ripped a knar-knar down the mountain" Godlike

[@IncredibleIceCastle]

Phlash 64 gnar gnar

[@WillA-hy4yy]

i cant fucking believe this, im crying and shaking...

[@fakkuyu641]

*Who's cutting the onions? No onions on my salami 😭😭😭*

[@KITTIKAT]

Anyone else listen to this baked with their eyes closed?

[@ihateroads7926]

I appreciate the use of “glutinous bastards”

[@Alpha-gk6hd]

Sadder than the hibachi chef cooking on a normal table