The WORST Messages I’ve Ever Been Sent

[@maximusendeavor]

The loading picture trick is hilarious, I gotta try that 😅

[@matt_1984_]

that is some epic trolling right there.

[@Panzerfaust30]

Nice trick for wierdos on the internet.

[@Eric10179]

I laughed so fucking hard 🤣

[@MR-nl8xr]

E

[@MR-nl8xr]

P

[@danclark3400]

Doofy.. You realize the odds of some idiot sending you a pic with his junk in a vacuum cleaner just increased 😂 Thanks for the laugh!

[@HeatherLynnOh]

Hahahaha

[@dallonklein9119]

“Is your birth certificate an apology from the condom factory” is now an essential phrase I will be using daily to describe the sorry excuses for humans I’m surrounded with. Thanks Heather 😂

[@Anybodyelse2294]

Same

[@SheepdogSmokey]

I'll be rotating that into my "insults people won't get for weeks" repetoire, though my favorite is still "somewhere on this planet is a tree that's only purpose is to provide the Oxygen you breathe in each day, find it, THEN APOLOGIZE"

[@xtexasxfightx]

I’m stealing this. Wonderful insult, Heather!

[@arklytte]

I am totally adding this one to my insult repertoire!!

[@PolskaTheGrey]

Best line I think I've ever heard tbh lmfao

[@pezonixjajamen339]

That loading image is the best thing ever. Thats fucking hilarious

[@SkunkMasterOutdoors]

Hilarys quif as an air supply literally has me gagging and laughing at the same time 😂😂😂😂

[@gregiep]

The armpit pictures for autism line was a hell of an opener! Nothing but respect for that man.

[@mohawktaint]

Caleb Francis is crazy with all these alternate accounts.

[@OMG_ITS_NG]

Shh, let him do his thing. 🤫😂

[@JaxFPrime81]

​@The-NG- maybe it's one of JTs multiple personality that isn't 🏳️‍🌈 🤣

[@Kirk-36Moshpit]

Thought the same thing, but nah, not hostile enough

[@SheepdogSmokey]

I met Heather and the others BRCC crew (all massively amazing, and crazy, people) at the BRCC grand opening in North Richland Hills TX a few years ago, seeing she's still the sarcastic, no filter, and HAWT HAWT HAWT young lady she was long ago, well, it warms my heart.

[@beaster666]

The depth of creativity in your responses to the troll farm far outweighs the depravity and desperation on display. Endlessly entertaining and I love it! All shall bow before the Queen of Comebacks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤘🏼🔥🔥🤘🏼

[@valkyrie40k]

So many bones, love it.

[@slugtothechest]

Please donate 2 sandwiches(BLT) for severe autism👏👏

[@valkyrie40k]

@@slugtothechest I have autism so I donate blood

[@albertoroma3802]

@@valkyrie40k An asperger here myself take care. I don't donate blood due to panic to needles lol

[@Patriot46426]

​@@valkyrie40ktrying to spread it? L😂😂😂

[@nickb5916]

I'm so happy to see that it's not just dudes being creepy, there's also chicks being creepy.

[@MR-nl8xr]

It's been like that forever, but we get more of the sh** because we actually end up acting on it.

[@praharin]

@@MR-nl8xrwho’s we? You got a mouse in your pocket?

[@HeatherLynnOh]

There are ALWAYS chicks being creepy

[@MR-nl8xr]

@@praharin Well if you don't have a package down there, then no need to feel left out.

[@scottphelps7655]

​@HeatherLynnOh your feet are still appearing on the internet, I bet it's your cousin posting pics.. happy silver bullet day!!

[@jamesr792]

I’m no simp or white knight… but honestly it blows my mind that these people seem convinced that this sort of shit will get them anywhere.

[@dcxplant]

The 'loading' jpg was just awesome!

[@barney214]

Heather, you were absolutely right. I was both horrified AND entertained. There are a lot of "unique" people on the Interwebs.

[@CenlaSelfDefenseConcepts]

Thanks heather whenever I'm doubting whether I'm well adjusted or not videos like these are a great re assurance that I'm in pretty good shape.

[@natmad]

Haha. This was hilarious. You rock. What's wierd-funnier than Heather? Heather's fan mail.

[@NealStandley]

Love the artwork on her arm, and let's not forget the Bitter Barista

[@greggollaher5053]

Bitter Barista is some of her best work.

[@MR-nl8xr]

Not a fan, but it's not my V ho|e, so w/e; and even if it was: I shouldn't have signed the dotted line if I didn't like the upholstery.

[@MR-nl8xr]

On a side note: I would much rather her most "sinful" characteristics be she is a tatted, sailor speaking, alcoholic, gore fan,

[@MR-nl8xr]

than the list of other truly "stone age barbarian" things I can't list here without getting the comment zenzored. Pick your battles boys.

[@MR-nl8xr]

I knew this POS platform was going to remove some of my messages, here's the part it took out out:

[@kevlarandchrome]

I was in kind of a shitty mood before, but this video got me a whole ass ab workout. Thank you Heather and lunatics on the interwebs.

[@saleendriver]

More of these videos please and thank you. Love it. Makes me laugh. HEATHER!!! HEATHER!!! HEATHER!!!

[@Jimmy_in_Mexico]

✡️🤠🪵🤪🤪🤪

[@dustinchen]

hmmmmmmmmmmm nice icon

[@HeatherLynnOh]

🤘🏼🤘🏼

[@johngross8300]

Thank You Heather. That was an often disconcerting watch. . . You make it fun.

[@kyliejohn3813]

Glad I caught this video before it was removed! Party on! !

[@1911a1bob]

You crack me up!! You've got epic counter-troll skills. Keep on keepin' on, Heather!

[@jacklandon9739]

Heather thank you for once again confirming the reason why 13 years ago I deleted my Social Media accounts and never looked back. WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with people 🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️

[@ComicCommando]

Somehow this made me feel better about myself and sad for the future of men. Keep grill cheesin' Heather! 😂

[@thomast8539]

Simply wow. I post an occasional comment to Heather on her videos, mostly for her wicked sense of humor. But, these nut jobs? WOW. Just wow. Holy cow.

[@greggollaher5053]

Heather, You are a beautiful, wildly creative, young woman and I think you're doing a heck of a job. Please keep it up, in particular the BRCC skits. I really enjoy those. The outdoor content too, you've been to some really interesting places.

[@peterbenson2185]

FLAVORTOWN ! 😂😂😂😂😂 Jeezuz Herbert Crivvens.... I'm recoving from a chest infection and you hit us with THAT.... You literally might have made me break a fuckin rib Heather.

[@NMD-D]

As someone who enjoys your content and a big fan of the BRCC crew and all, I commend you for the sacrifices you make in order to entertain us.

[@Joatle]

It's been a long time since I've laughed so much at one and the same video! Cheers from Norway :)

[@cpmow831]

The “tone it down skid row” nearly made me choke.

[@bobg.8954]

LMFAO!!!! This needs to be a regular feature from now on, You killed it Heather!

[@revell7156]

But.... what that a-pit do?! 😂

[@johnpadget1430]

I shot coffee out my nose laughing so hard at this!!! Thanks I needed a laugh

[@kurokaze511]

"Austen16 is my boyfriend." Well he has my condolences. The loading symbol thing is hilarious because now I'm just wondering how long he spent staring at it hoping it would load. How many times do you think he reset his internet hoping it would work?🤣 I am curious about where you got that artwork in the background though because that zombie horse one looks awesome.

[@xtexasxfightx]

Austen16 is my boyfriend needs to go right with “Are you Mara from Call of Duty?”

[@kurokaze511]

@@xtexasxfightxCan you imagine if from now on whenever she uploaded a video the first ten or so comments were that?😆

[@albertoroma3802]

Austen16 if u ever read this... Run from your gf... Tell her you are going to buy her a surprise and get out of the state 😂😂😂

[@drgrim1369]

Hilarious. Love your sense of humor and sarcastic wit, Bravo!

[@butcher390]

Hahahahaha 😂 Immediately , types that into your bio ...... LMAO 🤣

[@PrimarchMatterion]

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot? Over? why? I have no words Heather. So sorry for your pain!

[@ThomCruz]

6:28 HEATHER! How could you?… you know damn well that’s ONE grilled cheese cut into two.

[@MR-nl8xr]

mmmm, I think she could win this one in court.

[@Jake_Tucker]

The loading picture prank is probably the funniest thing I've seen all week. Would love to see more of these. Your replies make up for any psychological trauma that stems from the original messages.

[@RadDadisRad]

Your makeup is on point

[@samking6583]

Wow, its really touching to see how much your fans love you Heather

[@katreniaclark]

I'm lovin it....... Just funny what some guys say and do. Thanks for the smile Girlie....

[@theonlytnargmatt]

"where do they come from and how do they get their moeny?" Single programmers, more money than they can ever spend and live at their computers, it does... *Interesting* things to a person's psychology.

[@danneeson4341]

Holy shitsnacks. Offence is truely taken, not given. With all that hate you must do everything right. Keep it up lass. 😂

[@forsakenace9577]

These are gold, this was very entertaining. Definitely don’t let the negativity get to you, you’re too bad ass to deal with that shit.

[@MyCentsTX]

Daaang 😂😂😂😂 people are 🥜 ... glad you have a good sense of humor about it

[@MyCentsTX]

BTW sending nudes is illegal in TX. You might be able to bust or sue the nude/🍆 pics

[@SikSh0oter]

I really, really needed this laugh. Almost choked on a glass of water, but it would've been worth it 😂😂😂💀

[@danneeson4341]

I would like a picture of a grilled cheese sandwich.

[@MrHunter830]

Flavortown 😂. I appreciate how you transform bad/disgusting things into comedy. It is a beautiful alchemy.

[@shawnbebout]

I’m gonna tell my daughter to use the I gotta ask my mom line. That’s classic.

[@williamshelton5577]

Ain't nothing wrong with you kid, you're young and have fun, personally this old vet loves your support for disabled vets and you remind me of the women I served with, tough and a little bat shit crazy but in a good way. Thanks young lady for being a cool person.

[@JoeyOutlaw]

This was priceless 🤣 The picture you sent that guy of the loading symbol was genius! Im pretty sure that guy prolly called his internet provider and took his computer in to be fixed just to find out he is an idiot..... That is one of the people who gives all their information to the random person that calls you to talk about your cars extended warranty. Bravo Heather👏

[@kristianbruer5314]

The only thing I can say is you do you girl if it makes you happy and there's nothing wrong with your tattoos your fine in my book love the content keep it up

[@SleazyWeazel7]

The continuation after "purple nipple" seems quite lovely...even magical some would say....

[@EJJ123]

This is freaking hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂 Please do more!!!!

[@Pavewy]

As a now retired ICAC and Cybercrime investigator, the internet gets so, SO much worse. People are not just weird, but a whole lot of them would score very high on the Cluster B disorder scale.

[@SamMurphyHSV]

You trolling the shit out of internet simps is hysterical. I woke up my roommate laughing at the "apology from the condom factory" comment. Definitely keep doing it so long as you keep your mental health in check.

[@danmartin8892]

The way you handle these knuckle draggers is not only funny, it shows just how much class you have. Thanks for all your great videos, you're the best and you always make my laugh. Oh, and I plan on using that birth certificate line tomorrow.

[@squigtonianmayhem4602]

I love when you share the psychosis that permeates the webs. It's like a lot of places...kinda cool to check out, but, ya don't wanna hang around too long!

[@storytimedavidcollins2897]

Heather I watched this yesterday and found it very entertaining. People are freaks, as you know all to well. As always thank you very for being one of the main characters that made Art 15 into its popularity with Mat’s Bikini Snaps and with your support. I raced professional speedway in the mid 80’s and people were freaks with even that with everyone wanting to get autographs back then. That’s why my picture these days is with ShaNagit CoVid mask stuff and Merica hat because I just try to stay on the down low, I’ve never had fakebook, instalame or any social media stuff mostly because I try to avoid people being freaks and I have a daughter older than you and I’m early Gen X’er. Thanks again Heather for everything over the years, hater’s will hate because they are usually full on losers that have no life of their own, so do what you’re doing and keep making the best out of bad situations funny for all of our entertainment.

[@saskafrass1985]

Arguing with strangers is the largest growth hobby in the world today. I'd say we could start a club, but nobody would show up and we'd just wind up complaining on twitter.

[@williamwarren9362]

I was having a crap day. This video popped up in my feed, and now I am smiling and laughing. Your content as earned a subscribe from me. Thank you.

[@jameshansonful]

Omg you are the coolest person I've never met! Please make more videos like this, I laughed so damn hard my kids thought I was dieing!😂

[@alewis8765]

Keep living your life, Heather. "Nobody DIes Hard" was brilliant, and was amazing to see your friends join in to support the project. There may have been a few scenes Brandon could use as part of his campaign. (Brandon Herrera for Congress 2024!) Side note: Even when a bear is wearing shoes, it's still got bear feet.

[@ld5954]

It's really scary to see the vast amount of mental instability in the world today! Unbelievable!! 😳 Thank god we have Heather to expose these weirdo's! You rock girl!!!👍😉

[@andrewcelsk2027]

That hard troll with the loading pic, that was trolling on a new level, respect has reached over 9000

[@josephtaylor5077]

I saw your video and thought I’d watch it and was bored so I watched it and was immediately entertained at you getting back at your trolls. But what has me in stitches is the thought that the dude you sent the loading pic to is watching this and realizing what you did. Can’t wait to see more of your content!

[@thesandtiger]

Heather you are awesome ..

[@MrBigred869]

Best video on this topic ever made me think about how the world is going backwards in time

[@Jdcaddenmusic]

My GOD, I cannot stop laughing! This video was fantastic. Whew.

[@rickabrams3422]

3:08 i'm making note on that awesome line: steroids called, they want their crazy back. love it.

[@SpudsMcGeese]

I've been following for a little while now and after Bitter Barista, this is my favorite series you do.

[@guaman04]

She’s really articulate and intelligent. She would make a great attorney or portfolio manager.

[@wadejamison1094]

God dam you make my wife and myself laugh so much ...Huge fans keep stirring up shit just to make us laugh

[@jrcook78]

Heather is amazing and terrifying at the same time love it.

[@michaelstuckey7730]

these are a hoot. show us more of them, love the loading jpeg. You're a good looking woman with a great sense of humor. Keep it up and don't let the freaks bother you, we love you and your vids

[@UltimateWarrior84]

"Purple nipple" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm rollin'!!! Ahahahaha!!! Yo heather he know something the rest of us don't? 😂😂

[@eriesniper]

OMG Hedder. You handle this so well. I was LOL for the Enhance, Enhance, Enhance.

[@buffygillis6081]

You are beyond awesome when ever I have a bad day and need a good laugh at myself & everyone else!!! Keep up your amazing work!!! You look amazing they are just jealous of a straight talking bad ass!!!

[@HK41731]

Lmao great comebacks Heather. You handled all of these weird messages like a pro

[@TrashPandaActual]

Heather is a national treasure and must be protected at all costs.

[@wrestlepsu99]

Truth is stranger than fiction

[@dieselsdirtyworks]

Good lord, Some of these are absolutely psychotic. You stay strapped n safe. It's weird out there nowadays.

[@GearsAndGuns]

That's stuff is crazy! Love how u handle it tho. Love all you guys content.

[@billterry967]

Oh man you’re sense of humor is awesome 😂

[@y-u-video4596]

yes! 10 min and 2 secs of pure heather - shush. around here we call it product. you wanna alarm the cops? - no, of course not. thx man, now I'm good for the next few days.

[@BlackOmega314]

Hilarious! The background music gives the feel of being in a grocery store shopping for crazy.

[@pappapandagamer7438]

As a mid 40's guy who has had access to the internet for most of my life all I want to know about these messages is... What...DA...FUQ?!?!?!

[@drericbritt5777]

We were crying laughing at a few of them! Crazy stuff

[@aurinsaint9058]

You are an amazing Troll and my wife and I laugh ourselves silly watching you. Some videos are meh...but most are just great 👍! We have decided you would be the best neighbor in the world.

[@icewpnedc8164]

Love your work ! 😂 Don't ever stop doing this, your amazing. Respect from Australia 🇦🇺

[@l0rdcroissant]

this was enjoyable and the artist that did that tat did an amazing job on the face

[@Ant1992_]

The loading symbol is a supervillain origin story 😂 such creative ways to keep yourself entertained. We need a series on KZbin on this lol

[@cptyoyo5126]

Well that was entertaining!! I don’t get how some people who have issues with tattoos, or specifically women with them need to tell you about there problems!! I think your content is hilarious! Keep being you and continue to ignore the haters!!

[@brbski]

This made my day... sorry life sends you that kind of stuff, but its awesome you can put a twist on it and not let it bother you. The loading image though... haha wow

[@tracyshaw1237]

You are hilarious Heather! Maybe there is hope with AI perhaps refining insults and propositions...and pics... maybe....the jpeg loading pic...you are brilliant!

[@79solidsnake]

These are hilarious!! Never surprised at the amount of weirdos out there. But that's the thing about the Internet, all of those people making those comments don't have the balls to say anything like that to you in person.

[@johnmorgan1629]

The was on point.

[@hogheadv2]

😂 Thank you.... I feel so much better about my mental health.

[@kennethisaac3799]

Its a shame there are people like that in the world but you handle it well.

[@scruggl1n]

OMG, you need to put a warning label on your videos lol "DO NOT DRINK COFFEE WHILE WATCHING MY VIDEOS" lmao, I think I spilled or spit out my coffee about 12 times while watching this. Love your content, sorry that you get all of these weird messages though, you seem to handle it well. Have a good week!!!