Heathers: Riverdale vs REAL production of Heathers

Comparing Heathers Riverdale vs The Rock River Repertory Theatre Company! Enjoy =)

[@granger.danger]

Ahh sorry if for a long time this video didn't have comments, I had accidentally put in the settings for comments to be reviewed first by me before posting. But anyways, did you see the Hedwig episode?

[@cosmic7336]

Unfortunately I did

[@snfriurmorthens8156]

Sadly yes

[@mars-nf9cj]

Unfortunately I did

[@x0_err0r10]

Oh my god yes it was very very scary

[@beepboop4612]

it was atrocious

[@moviehermit5631]

Kid: "Mom, I wanna see _Heathers"_ Mom: "We have _Heathers_ at home" *_Heathers_** at home:*

[@so_fee_uh]

this is the greatest comment on this platform. ever.

[@taytayluvr]

why there is only 1 reply

[@benknight932]

@@taytayluvr Because it is perfect as is. Nothing more needs to be said

[@tor3736]

😂 this is a beautiful comment

[@alannah784]

Best comment i've seen so far XD

[@Claire-tq5dn]

River dale: won’t say balls during candy store Also river dale: has Betty show up in dominatrix outfit and almost boil a man

[@archie5794]

no it's because it's a school production

[@Kupkake33]

@@archie5794 they didnt even say snack for Pete's sakes she said icecream

[@giovanniflores4560]

they’re using the actual high school production version

[@xraye_]

Lol y'all in the comments think they're on about the high school production when they're on about Riverdale. The high school production sticks to nearly the exact script like they even have the "sex" scene in it so...

[@valer7445]

@@xraye_ and 3 murders and 1 almost suicide

[@dalgila]

This PHYSICALLY HURTS when youre in love with Heathers.

[@cheriezbomb]

IT DOES

[@Justmemojito]

So im not the only one that feels this way, great

[@zara-uu2gi]

We're all in this together

[@musicalnerd9233]

riverdale has ruined heathers for me. 😭

[@bummiegum5380]

I KNOWWWW

[@dedgrlwlkn]

Everyone: Dancing and singing The editors: “You know what this needs?” ** adds unnecessary stomping, whipping and other noises** The editors: “PERFECT”

[@caroline-gf4tu]

i legit started wheezing when i heard all the stomping -

[@ilovebats449]

Lol 😂 I bet they got bored and where like, "hay let's make a version of this song with loads of sfx and send the one without" and then they sent the wrong one

[@steakpizza8007]

It sounds like one of those if said song was in real life where they add all the noise

[@wafflesthearttoad6916]

They’re probably gunna start adding the Johnny Test whiplash noise lol.

[@Gotosleepmeemee]

Bro fr it's so awkward

[@mollywhiteman8956]

riverdales big fun sounds like a kid whisper-singing so their parents don’t hear them

[@heartsu317]

YES LMFAO

[@verysaltykryptonite8593]

they also didn't dance on the beat, which really messes with my brain

[@mollywhiteman8956]

VerySaltyKryptonite they’re a show with a massive budget i don’t understand who their choreography is so terrible especially in seventeen reprise

[@aoibhexoxo]

Me at 3am doing that so I dont wake up my mum lol

[@kalamatta2570]

Well they are in a church lol....maybe so the gargoyle king doesn't hear? 😉 (I'm not through with that arc yet please be gentle with spoilers!)

[@chloe-sm8il]

me, hearing riverdale: i mean, it’s not _that_ bad me, after hearing the real production: OH

[@mariaferreirinha6605]

and this isn't even the original production HAHAH

[@beesdreamin3978]

Not even the real production 😂

[@camilla8129]

This production is pretty good, but the original one is on another level

[@beesdreamin3978]

@@camilla8129 ikr! The original is SO much better

[@beesdreamin3978]

@@JKM006 ikr??? My fav was heather m ngl.

[@mossyrocks3652]

I would rather watch illegal Heathers than Riverdale Heathers

[@hamiltonlover-uu1vd]

ILLEGAL HEATHERS IS LITERALLY MORE ICONIC THAN WHATEVER THIS IS

[@musiciancharlie]

Same.

[@miausa7594]

Illegal heathers is way more good xddddd

[@brettshair3151]

Seeing Illegal Heather C be done with her cast is always fun to see

[@beararararar8063]

Agreed.

[@lostinthewoods9199]

They have the audacity to censor the word pot when people do drugs in the show

[@janationaltreasure]

JiNgLe JaNgLe and whatever the pop rocks were called

[@pandahtoemateo3321]

@@janationaltreasure I love Heathers, and I am hearing how horrible Riverdale botched it, should I start watching it?

[@bettycooper2843]

@@pandahtoemateo3321 It's good series. Barchie is great

[@Jojo-hy8dm]

✨jingle jangle✨

[@blossomorchard-pine1127]

@@pandahtoemateo3321 well the answer is yes but also no.

[@melinafarias5913]

Barret Wilbert Weed and Ryan McCartan did NOT ask for this

[@that1randompotato576]

😆😆 they sure didnt!

[@majaz.8720]

Why There is no Broadway cast in this video!!!???

[@xia544]

Nobody asked for this.

[@kylejenkinson512]

Maja Z. barter wilbert weed and ryan mccartan weren’t in the broadway version anyway they were in the west end version

[@tanya16030]

ikr 😭

[@Rei-ob8ey]

I told my friend about the Heather's musical and she was like THEY MADE A WHOLE MUSICAL AFTER THAT EPISODE???!!!!???? I want to die

[@emi6082]

After reading what they said I too want to die

[@breesperez139]

I’m so sorry that you had to go through something like that 😭😭

[@janationaltreasure]

wait till she finds out that stephen king wrote a book about their carrie episode and a musical was written shortly thereafter (sarcasm obviously)

[@PandikawDraws]

I'm crying in my desk rn

[@makeitmakesense1431]

@Dorel abramov murder or sewer slide? He lowkey did both

[@jemmting7882]

“go play duck duck goose.” _W H E E Z E_

[@Molly-tv5sv]

i turned off the video so i could stare at the wall for 15 seconds before continuing. i mean, riverdale's writing staff are geniuses

[@ohh7759]

And then the WOOOOSH effect is just something else

[@rebieroo99]

@@Molly-tv5sv i mean its by heathers writers Kevin Murphy and Laurence O'Keere in the clean version of the song but sure they did it

[@Molly-tv5sv]

@@rebieroo99 Yeah ahah i'm just confused as to why, instead of keeping the og line, a PG13+ show would instead change rum and coke to "dirty dancing" haha

[@jemmting7882]

It’s Shawn Bro BAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@ElisabethGaffney]

“Go play duck duck goose” “have your mommy fix you ice cream” WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH “A SNACK”

[@Alex-ol3pu]

They had to rhyme it with the football team

[@zeditoret8739]

I thought she said "a scream" 😂

[@awindow4658]

I'm gutted they didn't include the "you've just gotta prove you're not a door knob" part

[@virginiacrandall2956]

They probably didn’t want it to rhyme with “pound some rum and coke in my Porsche with the quarterback”, still this version sucks lol

[@rebbecawitt581]

ToO rAcEy I gUeSs.

[@lilyt7868]

winona ryder did NOT carry heathers for this to happen

[@salacious_modeus.]

neither did barrett wilbert weed musical-wise, but mostly winona ryder

[@rebbecawitt581]

None of the og actors and actresses intended THIS.

[@aa-xy4hg]

carry??

[@youngsimmer7767]

And Christian slater 🤣

[@melihinata5350]

HONESTLY UGH

[@musicalgeek9142]

I just don’t get why Riverdale uses so much autotune! Lili Reinhart and Casey Cott actually sing pretty good wothout the help of it!!!

[@hiddenassassin3577]

and Cami Mendes

[@quinnlinehan1879]

Lili, Casey, Cami and K.J. can all sing and have no need for auto tune. I’m not sure why Riverdale decided to ruin it with auto tune.

[@cherylstilinski2582]

and cami mendes

[@balks6699]

Casey Cott is literally the only reason I watch videos about Riverdale musicals

[@marshall.barshall]

@@balks6699 His back must be broken from carrying the Riverdale musicals for so long

[@hannahgebbia2961]

i hate how the said let your mommy fix you ice cream just say snack it’s not that hard ice cream was just so forced

[@sophiemarie5951]

Hannah Gebbia to be fair I do like the line “dirty dancing with the football team” so I think it’s excusable, but it did sound forced

[@hannahgebbia2961]

Sophie Marie yeah i did like that

[@xdinaryheroesluv]

@@sophiemarie5951 but like it could've just been "dirty dancing with the quarterback" if they were really that desperate for it to rhyme, or it could've just not rhymed

[@hannahgebbia2961]

Navya Singh oh ok

[@hannahgebbia2961]

Elizabeth Tate exactly!!!

[@milliemaihills9462]

they put incest and many other weird shit in Riverdale but can’t put snack in a song and change some of the swear words to random crap. strange show ahahah

[@annoyingloudmicrowaveculti4373]

They ruined jughead, he was actually an okay character in the archie comics 😔

[@milliemaihills9462]

ThatOneDragonKid ! Okay?

[@annoyingloudmicrowaveculti4373]

millie mai hills ? i was going along with what you were saying, i was joking about what else they got wrong. sorry if i offended you? idk what’s going on

[@chokedonthedust]

ThatOneDragonKid ! I think they might’ve meant “okay?” like they thought Jughead was better than okay

[@milliemaihills9462]

Artemis Elise no I’m just confused at why they replied to my comment with that lol xx

[@brooke5018]

I had a physical reaction to the riverdale clips. Candy store with NO HARMONIES, everything clenched

[@sapphire3215]

Brooklyn when they said ice cream I audibly gasped and threw my phone

[@rylee_dads_bestie69]

Elena Kehoe when they said ice-cream I just face palmed

[@sapphire3215]

Zander-notch77 LIKE WHO TF WROTE THAT?!?

[@mariahhenderson1470]

"If you lack the juice" like where tf did that come from because it sure as hell wasn't the musical

[@ghostboygamingtv]

Mariah Henderson Okay that actually comes from Heathers 101. So Riverdale didn’t make it up BUT idk why they couldn’t just use the lyrics from the regular production

[@therandomravenclaw8954]

Someone in riverdale: moves The sound effects: r/whoooooosh

[@Apersonthat230]

r/ihavereddit

[@uploxy5341]

ravenclaw! 💙💛💙💛 me too

[@sammybiazon5397]

HSOSBSOSBSOSB socorro simm

[@hellomynameisopposite8193]

Don’t forget the stomping

[@hzoseok4777]

Why did they change “well who made her captain” to “I thought I was captain” it changes the whole song

[@faerie593]

Honestly this song was so underwhelming for the riverdale version that had nothing to with veronica (would have made a little more sense for betty? Idk) This was a great Heather's song, so disappointing😪

[@hzoseok4777]

Dea Robles Cheryl carried the show (her voice goes well with the feel of heathers I don’t understand why they changed the words Riverdale lost meaning in the songs with the word change so it’s not really heathers)

[@alexandrabrown068]

It was because in Veronica’s situation her parents were getting a divorce so that line was supposed to be her feelings like she had no control when she usually does, and the original line just didn’t fit I guess. Though the edited one does sound so inappropriate with the rest of the words.

[@haleycarstens8713]

It makes it seem like heater m is much more ignorant that she ever was,

[@liaaaaaaur]

the original version is about heather macnamera (i think that’s how spell it oof) suffering under the pressure of her relationship with heather duke and she is very depressed and it made me so mad to listen to the riverdale version because the actress was literally smiling (idek who that is i don’t watch riverdale owo) it didn’t do the emotion of the song justice. :(

[@roux5021]

Wait... Cole and Lili’s harmonies in Seventeen were actually pretty good. But that’s it. Just those lines. The rest hurt my soul

[@roux5021]

6:07-6:20

[@parkerraphelt9657]

To be fair, I think they mixed Cole’s vocals with Ryan’s, so there’s that.

[@joelmorris4339]

Cole Sprouse was lip syncing; but yeah, Seventeen was decent.

[@lolkayleen2757]

Omg really that wasn’t his singing at all?? It was all Ryan’s? No wonder it was so good I was impressed

[@na1959]

@@joelmorris4339 it's not that he didn't sing. He did sing, they just layered his voice with ryan's.

[@jadyndotpng5159]

i feel like the riverdale musical episode would be so much better if they didn’t use as much auto tune and if they got a better choreographer

[@rosaqueiroz6781]

I think they use autotune to sound better (like probably every single singer at this times) so, if they use that amout of effects on their voices while reccording in studio it was probably needed

[@missgiroud97]

Or didnt do it

[@darkangel4994]

Rosa Queiroz if you listen to a lot of the cast (like lily and kasey, etc) when they sing just casually without auto tune they actually sound fine so they probably don’t need the amount of auto tune that was used

[@jadyndotpng5159]

Dark Angel i agree

[@Noah-lo9vb]

right now i think they did the choreography by watching a dog vomit and vigorously taking notes. What WAS that last scene??

[@nolfywolf7276]

No one: NO body ever: cHErYl: dIRtY DaNCinG wItH THe fOOt BaLl TEaM

[@mysweetbeef9567]

IcE CrEaM

[@mumunist2580]

Emowithcuff3djeans Mcr XD and their big fun was so..., quiet? Like wtf

[@Symphonizx]

T-T

[@mysweetbeef9567]

Bald __ ik they had no energy and were so flat

[@abbyclaude3935]

Madison Carpenter no it’s not-

[@gabbynoodles1]

They kept changing who is playing who in the musical and that’s annoying

[@Rivenlore99]

I know! I think they just wanted to give lines to the actors and forgot abt continuity

[@DittoAPokemon]

Bc except when they’re like actually on stage the songs are background for the plot, it’s not about who is actually meant to be singing the lines.

[@gabbynoodles1]

Megan D if there gonna do something based on something else they have to have rytjem

[@DittoAPokemon]

Pickle Person bro I never said it was good I just explained why it was like that

[@gabbynoodles1]

Megan D where did that come from. They have to have a rhyme or reason to what their doing

[@ariemizz]

“Let your mommy fix you ice cream” IM SORRY BUT IS SNACK A “bad word” NOW-

[@emi6082]

I think that they changed it so it matched with “dirty dancing with the football team.” I still find it stupid that they censored almost everything in the songs when in almost every episode there’s people having sex.

[@kimberly-reyes]

yuri ayatoooooo :))

[@santanalopez4073]

Considering this day and age probably actually yea

[@ash.8571]

in "lifeboat" you can hear the pain and the sadness in heather m's voice. but the riverdale version- i don't even want to talk about it

[@evadnebrink7920]

Thank you!!!!!!

[@angelawang7126]

“I thought I was captain” UGHHHH EW

[@willgamer101dondon7]

@@angelawang7126 THAT PART MADE ME CRINGE SOOOOOOO HARD

[@angelawang7126]

willgamer 101dondon ITS SO DISGUSTING

[@ryleejones9949]

Angela Wang girl... it’s to fit her situation. Because if you actually watch riverdale she’s a stuck up rich girl most of the time

[@skyybelle]

the fact that’s so bad is that Riverdale literally had unlimited attempts to film this and this was the best they could come up with

[@kero-chan3464]

They have a deadline, a pretty short one at that

[@mariaelizabeth9029]

This isn’t the original😳 imagine how worse riverdale would look if they did

[@aliceg202]

the original versions the best one!! it would really put riverdales to shame!!

[@kitty_catlillian5846]

The real heathers is way better

[@lilymartin2630]

@@kitty_catlillian5846 the original musical or the movie? I love all of them except Riverdale .. Riverdale is a shit train wreck

[@liana3273]

Maria Elizabeth thank you for someone realizing this isn’t the original, but seriously, why the hell did u need to come here on the vid and comment that, like if u hate riverdale why did u watch this vid 😬🙄

[@lilymartin2630]

@@liana3273 because we like to watch shit.

[@cicicurtis8311]

Riverdale version of big fun soundslike they're trying to stay quiet from they're cause their parents will give out but the actual musical they're actually being loud and having fun lmao

[@emmahoran6512]

woooooah... thats some pretty deep stuff

[@pablozanoto5801]

Even Illegal Heathers' funeral-like Big Fun had more energy. Also, the depressing and chaotic Me Inside Of Me was better too.

[@salem1375]

Riverdale’s dead girl walking makes me want to die edit: I came back to this video when i got a notification for likes, and i realized all the vocals in this episode are horrible and half assed. The only person in the cast who should be singing is casey cott

[@dheather2022]

Vanessa was probably happy to say "STOP!"

[@apunkdude1031]

OMG where are my JD :"v?

[@arantxaredblue7311]

Same

[@sydney8996]

666 likes

[@dawn7759]

at least they could sing and in the other the girl was just standing there. so she wasn’t a dead girl walking. just a dead girl standing 😂

[@ihaventgrownaspine9994]

Idk why, but Riverdale us giving me kids bop vibes

[@hannahrose4585]

EXACTLY

[@pumbaaco1]

LOL!! That wins the internet!

[@riversbend9783]

But with a threesome because of course there is 😑

[@WhimsicalTea]

😂😂😂

[@maddiemmxo]

Don’t do Kids Bop like that 😭🤚

[@justme7410]

I really wanna kill myself during the “Fight For Me” sequence Imma be honest tho I think Riverdale’s “Our Love Is God” and “Seventeen” was pretty decent, (meaning I don’t have the urge to bang my face to the wall) but that was still pushing it

[@holhorse4642]

Beautiful as well

[@emmajeanne1900]

i literally had to skip it during this video it’s so bad

[@alexwilson5453]

i physically cringed at it

[@mayabarber2354]

Me too 😳

[@sunmoon539]

seventeen was the only thing riverdale should be proud of

[@leximarco6]

heathers fans: this musicals so good! NO ONE can ruin it riverdale: watch this

[@JD-gj8zx]

It brought me back alive

[@JD-gj8zx]

Just to blow it up. Then I’m going back to H E double hockey sticks

[@ezelfrancisco1349]

To be fair, it’s still better than the 2018 remake

[@JD-gj8zx]

@@ezelfrancisco1349 the what

[@ezelfrancisco1349]

@@JD-gj8zx There was a non-musical remake of Heathers from Paramount released in 2018. You would think that that's a clever idea, since the musical already did a good job of modernising Heathers and it would be interesting to see it in a modern setting, but they just bulldoze all over it. The Heathers were fat and LGBT, which robs the point of the show. JD isn't a symphatetic villain, he's a cringe lord. Basically, they took away any nuance of the show just to create a cringey boomer-written show. At least in Riverdale's case, they were cringe waaaay before the Heathers ep, and a musical episode is one of the least of their WTF elements. In a weird way, it bizzarely fits because why wouldn't they be try Heathers? It sucked but you get why they did it The 2018 one has no excuse. It is a straight-up modern remake that failed spectacularly, and completely missed the point of the source material

[@saltycheerio5811]

I'm honestly debating if Illegal Heathers is better than Riverdale Heathers

[@NessTheDork]

Pixle Out it is much better than river dale heathers

[@pigurl3.145]

They're about the same level, but keep in mind that illegal heathers was high school students doing their best with what they'd been given, and Riverdale was actual professional actors, choreographers, editors, and directors.

[@aoibhexoxo]

@@pigurl3.145 and illegal Heather's had a good heather Chandler and had Scarf boy!

[@spamilton1351]

ILLEGAL HEATHERS IS SUPERIOR

[@nadialogy]

@@spamilton1351 it always will be

[@hollyllouise6]

producer: so how much auto tune? riverdale directors: *yes*

[@selinwang6171]

aesthetic winnie well the cast doesn’t choose how much auto tune to put. Because I think if they didn’t have as much auto tune in this episode, it would’ve sounded drastically better than it is.

[@dami5154]

@Selin Wang most of the main cast are pretty good singers

[@khatunamezvrishvili6211]

Why does every comment that has this format have the important figure ask about something to the figure that doesn't actually have that much control over it? I know I sound confusing btw but I spent too long trying to make this comment make sense.

[@norberto05121964]

Autotune is the thing that rappers use to change their notes rapidly. But yes the singing was heavily processed.

[@reyanimations745]

Thats why i don't really care to watch Riverdale, it looks very bad to me

[@hqribbo4950]

being a theatre kid and Heathers being your favourite musical, the Riverdale version HURTS YOUR MUSICAL *HEART* thanks for 1k likes woah

[@Jay-jk2ou]

it really does

[@lunasea593]

Heathers isnt even my #1 favorite musical and I still legit cried and had a breakdown,

[@Megan-tb5bz]

I mean did they even read the script before shooting or just steal the backing tracks and do their own thing 🤦🏼‍♀️

[@hatsumomo8144]

It's my second favorite musical and it still hurts

[@bisexualdisasterlol]

Heather's was my introduction to musical and theater. When I heard they were doing a Heather's episode, my heart dropped. From the clips I've seen, disgusting injustice.

[@lagggoat7170]

If my theater club had sang like Riverdale sang Big fun our teacher would have stopped us after one line and demanded more energy. Like seriously, its sad a bunch of teens would be held to higher standards than a professional TV production.

[@lostinthewoods9199]

same

[@JD-gj8zx]

I usually go for schools but a TV studio doesn’t sound too bad 💥

[@ark2335]

Am I the only one who thinks that the lyric changes in Riverdale Heathers were really, really bad? Like I don't see why they couldn't have kept the original lyrics.

[@PandaGirlEllie]

Maxi The Being it’s not as if they are trying to appeal to a younger audience. Their subject matter is dark anyway so there’s no reason why’d they kidz boppify the songs

[@c_lettuce]

"Let your mommy fix you ice cream"

[@courtneylewis2415]

They're doing the 'high school' version Heather's. It's an official thing but it's very awkward at point with lyric swaps. You can look up other performances of it, it's not unique to Riverdale. You can't legally just change copyrighted lyrics for the fun of it so they will have purchased the rights to the high school version of it, which is a bit more PG.

[@emileewelsh3290]

Maxi The Being some of the lyrics were changed to fit the storyline of the show like “I thought I was captain” in Lifeboat fit Veronicas storyline

[@courtneylewis2415]

@@emileewelsh3290 nope, they didn't haha. Read my comment above yours!

[@kaylao6032]

Remember when this show was about a dead kid lol

[@hannahbanna_]

oh ya

[@omichillian]

Just like thirteen reasons why.

[@mysticrehab4116]

They’re just dragging out

[@helptheenvironment4111]

Never watched it. Not intending to as well.

[@omichillian]

@@helptheenvironment4111 Who asked tho

[@sydneydoesstuff]

A majority of the Riverdale cast CAN sing, that’s established- but the weird sound effects and the heavily edited vocals are what throws it off. I also feel as though, when they record the harmonies, they aren’t in the same room/booth together, and they’re only given a note to come off of, without actually checking to hear what it would sound like when compiled. However, I’d like to commend Riverdale for actually taking criticism from their Carrie and Heathers episodes, and used those for their recent musical-oriented episode, Hedwig and the Angry Inch by ‘sorta’ fixing the harmonies, less editing towards the vocals and toning down the sound effects. Unfortunately, the whole meaning of the musical is lost within the intricacies of Riverdale, but quality-wise, I can say that their latest musical episode is a notch better than the last two. 3rd times the charm, I guess.

[@theavocadowhisperer46]

Dominique Sucgang the new musical was even worse I thought. Yes they toned down the editing but they shouldn’t have chosen Hedwig. It was terrible. I would have loved to see the scene with J/B and V/A fighting without the song! And last point... Cole Sprouse cant sing. He was alright in 17 in Heathers but they shouldn’t have made him sing. It ruined it tbh!

[@x0poppy0x90]

riverdale heathers be like whoosh whoosh with them sound effects

[@sydneydoesstuff]

The Avocado Whisperer I watched a video where someone mentioned that the Riverdale prod team probably layered Cole’s voice with someone else’s? Or he was trying to do his nickelback voice idk HAHAHAHA but I do agree, that there were parts of the Hedwig episode that was cringe

[@gabrielhughes3513]

Another thing that really takes you out of it is the reverb. Maybe I'm nitpicking here, but 17 was recorded like they were in a Church when they were actually in this tiny little room and it really made me feel like I was watching something rather than actually being there.

[@sydneydoesstuff]

Gabriel Hughes I just listened to it again, and while Seventeen was the only bearable song in the Heathers episode- it did have sort of an off-feeling with it. I only actually felt into the song around the first parts when Lili Reinhart was singing because she was acting it out so beautifully, but when Cole Sprouse came in, along with Vanessa Morgan and Madelaine Petsch with the backing vocals and the harmonies- it was a bit too much for a scene that demanded so little. If they continue to do more musical episodes, I hope they both get a better choreographer (that in itself is a whole other ordeal HAHAHA) or at least learn from Glee or any movie musical when it comes to breaking into song (technicalities and all).

[@sammythestrawberry2231]

The girl who sang "dead girl walking" in the Riverdale verison sounded like a nasal blockage

[@blackthecrewmate5524]

the character is Toni Topaz and the actor is Vanessa Morgan i think

[@gracevangundy9673]

the sound of them stomping on the stage in the song beautiful makes me want to kill myself edit: not just in beautiful, the whole episode

[@thatcanary5032]

grace van gundy it was extremely distressing to me.

[@jaidenjn]

I thought I was the only one 😫

[@sonicscum864]

horses

[@brookiie]

ESPECIALLY in candy store bc not only did you have the distressing sound of their stomps but you also had them SLAPPING themselves

[@cookiemonster59263]

Are we gonna talk about Toni's hair whips in Dead Girl Walking because by FAR that made me the most uncomfortable😂

[@mahirukoizumi6031]

honestly, i don't understand why riverdale did candy store so strangely- it sounds bad and the lyrics just don't sound right tbfh-

[@joynerlee-hansberry3462]

because they fucking hate us

[@heyo8228]

@@joynerlee-hansberry3462 true true

[@nikolaiflyd4548]

Hello mahiru, go look up Danganronpa x heathers (your the star :)

[@mahirukoizumi6031]

@@nikolaiflyd4548 I already watched it but thanks I guess

[@halimasikiru834]

and they missed the best part of lifeboat completely wth

[@crosscolt243]

Just me or did the Rvierdale cast have a seizure during the seventeen reprise???

[@jasminethomas5801]

You wrong 😂🤣

[@maddie7849]

I-💀

[@chidinmaebere3560]

😭😭😭

[@maddie7849]

Meie Locrt I-💀

[@tonyf.8166]

@Meie Locrt JAIL

[@gatocriandotretasemcriativ2052]

Meant to be yours in the musical:*psycopath song* Riverdale adaptation:*cute gay couple*

[@humanperson3733]

Not to be that person and I realise this might sound really annoying but I’m assuming u mean Our Love Is God coz I don’t think Heathers did Meant To Be Yours (thank god!)

[@gatocriandotretasemcriativ2052]

@@humanperson3733 yeah

[@ng-hg6hj]

just to fill in some gaps (assuming you didn’t watch the hot mess show) that’s a cult that was found out to be an organ farm that was recruiting them in to get their organs

[@ng-hg6hj]

@elodie the koala please never watch it my only use for it is to tell my friends stupid lines from it i binged watched it and will never do that again

[@hyper-revenge-sio]

@@ng-hg6hj oh, okay I don't know how to feel about that tbh lmao

[@lilli7459]

fun fact about the riverdale version: a lot of these lyrics are from heathers: the high school edition (but lifeboat was changed for no good reason LMAO), i would know, i performed in it a little while ago. and trust me, as revolting as it is to hear the lyric changes, it’s 4x worse to sing them.

[@chamallow989]

Even duck duck goose ?

[@lilli7459]

Chamallow yep!

[@pjm875]

yeah but they still dance like shit

[@hannahforbes1117]

Pretty sure lifeboats lyrics were changed to fit Veronica's plot line with her parents and Betty. :))

[@pjm875]

@@lilli7459 fr

[@g.jaundy]

the lyric changes hurt me but i get that it was because they had to censor it blah blah but the “i thought i was captain” instead of “well who named her captain” really hurt because W H Y

[@sabri9085]

Copyright

[@DittoAPokemon]

Sabri they had to rights to use the music, the lyrics was changed to fit Veronica’s situation.

[@ryleejones9949]

Megan D for the situation and because it’s kinda like kids bop where they have rights but still can’t do word for word

[@DittoAPokemon]

Rylee Jones besides that one line it is word for word tho

[@ryleejones9949]

Megan D they change at least one like in every song. It depends on how they have to do it. Again it also gets changed to fit situations

[@bethanymanwaring7319]

I literally cannot think of a single reason why riverdale ADDED all the cLoNk cLiNk BaNg hiT sWoOsh pA cLanK like why is it louder than the music? For realism? Bc idk if any of them have seen a musical (prolly not) but u can’t hear movements over singing like I don’t get it

[@gokairedwillcipher]

Bethany Manwaring they also did something unnessacary thing in Lifeboat: changed "well who made her captain" to "i thought I was captain"

[@tor3736]

Bethany Manwaring ‘Let your mommy fix you some ice cream’ That line annoyed me

[@thebreadchannel]

I have been looking for this bloody comment this is exactly my point

[@justme7410]

• Torii • mine was the “doorknob” like SERIOUSLY?

[@tobias-mn6jf]

why did i laugh at cLonK cLinK baNg hIt swOoSh pA cLanK so much? like-

[@nadiatolan1368]

WHAT ARE THEY DOING IN THE LAST SONG WHY ARE THE MOVING LIKE THAT IM CRYING SKSJFHSJCHSJVDJJW

[@nadiatolan1368]

really said 👯‍♂️🕴*has a choreographed seizure*

[@dmay6637]

@@nadiatolan1368 OSUSSVSKNZYDMSL

[@sammybiazon5397]

BSKSBSKSBSKS OMG YESS

[@Erenefe958]

LMAOAOAOAO

[@adrienscrown2079]

My sister and I were watching it together (she loves the show, I don’t, but I wanted to see how badly they butchered the musical), and we were both laughing so hard

[@sam5am_]

the funniest thing is that cole sprouse CANNOT sing and then at the higher parts someone else subbed in as if we wouldnt notice

[@girlsdemo]

Literally. sometimes I swear I can hear Ryan McCartan’s voice

[@sammieqt_]

damn i also heard that. and the shitty thing is if they'd given him vocal lessons he coulda done it honest to god.

[@annabellaeaton5461]

it actually is him but it’s just a little auto tuned. you can tell by the way he sings sounds just like how he talks

[@Maja-iw8cv]

OMG I haven't noticed it before!! But it's really visible.

[@nothisispatrick5046]

Goitske but the thing is the forced him to sing 💀 he didn’t want to sing and the producers forced him to sing

[@fer-wv4zn]

isn’t it funny that the only character who is meant to sing, jossie, did the worst, fight for me sounds awful and archie just makes it worst

[@sarahichavez178]

melodicmew: that is actually the most accurate comment I’ve read so far

[@zoe1482]

right? None of the Rivervale performances were that good but I actually cringed at how horrible Josie sounded

[@javinewhitter5393]

Lmao I didn't even think about that

[@Yanik2002]

She sounds like a dying bird on helium and the auto tune makes it soooo much worse

[@camdensvec]

she is such a great singer but that auto tune WRECKED it

[@summerburk9811]

Yes the singing on Riverdale is bad, but the choreography is worse.

[@raisin589]

*insert half-arsed swaying here*

[@mumunist2580]

The Raisin lol

[@jamesoniris2647]

And the lyrics are *worse*

[@raisin589]

She took The kids yEs!

[@reyanimations745]

It's true

[@aspennii]

So we are all going to agree on this. illegal heathers was way better than riverdale heathers.

[@dmay6637]

especially since Riverdale had professionals behind the scene nd still screwed it up, while illegal heathers were just high school kids trying to do their best lmao

[@heyo8228]

What do you mean by "illegal heathers"?

[@aspennii]

@@heyo8228 its basically heathers but they had no license at all.

[@annoyingloudmicrowaveculti4373]

Nyah ? look it up on yt, it’s hilariously bad

[@annoyingloudmicrowaveculti4373]

Illegal Chandler, Scarf Kid, and Miss Fleming carried that show tbh

[@cerees6534]

No one: Riverdale musical: STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP-

[@Elvxn13]

to be fair, stomping is pretty common in musical choreo.

[@riversbend9783]

WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH -

[@Erenefe958]

Asmr tingles 🤩✌✨

[@deathbydrano]

✨s w i s h✨

[@nicole-tq4bm]

am i biased or is Big Fun lacking A LOT of energy in Riverdale

[@blakkmagikk8872]

Right?? I thought my headphones were breaking because the audio sounded so dead.

[@pellowyurple2333]

IKR

[@turtlethegreat7202]

so much energy is missing. It felt like the ball scene in Harry Potter but everyone was singing big fun.

[@hqribbo4950]

yeah agreed

[@davenlim8217]

yea they're singing really softly w no energy

[@its_raben]

“i ThOuGhT i WaS cApTaIn” WTF WHY MAKE THAT CHANGE

[@glowbug4603]

That change hurt me physically.

[@folkloreluver22]

River dale musical episodes pain me to watch-

[@shaniyahcraig8903]

I cringed sooooo hard 🥴🥴

[@nefertari9020]

BRUHH CRINGED SO HARD, IT DOESNT SOUND RIGHT

[@theobeo1440]

it K I L L E D M E E E like NO. And lifeboat is my favourite song too so i l i t e r a l l y dropped dead

[@froggee_boop9493]

Riverdale: *censors balls in candystore* Also Riverdale: *Heathers sexy dances*

[@ellahalvorsen9918]

The irony here is that in the original movie there was a girl named Betty Finn. She was friends with Veronica Sawyer. Get it Veronica and Betty? And Sawyer and Finn? I dunno I thought it was funny. Edit: I know Veronica was named after Veronica from Archie... I was just pointing it out because Riverdale (based on Archie) was doing a Heathers episode! :)

[@BoyInGreyWasTaken]

It was actually made on purpose , as in the Riverdale/Archie comics Betty and Veronica are Best Friends so the creators from the original movie (Heathers 1989) took those names for Veronica Sawyer and Betty Finn !

[@ellahalvorsen9918]

Dat Stalker I know, I just thought it was funny because Riverdale did a Heathers theme!!!

[@janessasanders629]

That’s where Veronica and Betty got there names from. There first names were taken from Archie comics

[@cgt9056]

They were named after them. Found on Imdb : Heathers (1989) Friends Veronica Sawyer and Betty Finn are named after other fictional friends Veronica and Betty from the comic strip "Archie", and Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn.

[@aurora_skye]

They were both based off the Archie comics.

[@m4csvlog]

This still isn’t even the real production of heathers and it’s still way better.

[@justchill968]

They don't have a chance against the original production

[@flaoro]

Me: *sees Riverdale version* WELL FUCK ME GENTLY WITH A CHAINSAW

[@mirandaancona8119]

Lunarshine 2007 same tho lol

[@pizzaroneee]

This version of heather I actually watch and thats why I know the story in full

[@m4csvlog]

Rylee Jones girl you must have confused riverdale for some other show. Go watch the original broadway production of heathers. They sound way better then riverdales terrible auto tuned filled attempt at heathers.

[@Helena.Lemon1256]

No offense to the performers, but that particular performance of Heathers does NOT do it justice at all

[@savvvy08]

Yeah i thought i was the only one who thought that the some of the mics are off it’s pitchy and just no

[@katecarlisle4011]

same no cap

[@anidleteen]

Yeah, but don't forget they aren't professionals, and the person who created this video probably couldn't find any videos of the original off-Broadway production to use

[@savvvy08]

Milasia i know that I’m just saying

[@kdanielle3393]

OK thankfully i am not the only one here thinking this because...woof

[@julz_089]

Like- I hate what riverdale did with almost all of these, but bughead ‘Seventeen’ is just my dReAm come tRuE! It’s not that bad-! Plus! Cole sPrOuSe!

[@paulafigueroa1282]

why? i love the riverdale version

[@melanycastillo3822]

@@paulafigueroa1282 It's because the Riverdale version is horrible compared to the OG version of the song

[@Ruth-og1ti]

@@paulafigueroa1282 this entire video and the comments is saying how bad it is lmao

[@annenonimus6709]

Plus! Aphobia!

[@lolkayleen2757]

Right???

[@user-bf5ou1rq1f]

honestly, riverdale added too many artificial sounds effects like whenever someone moves it like someone swinging a tennis racket at 20mph

[@danfry3777]

THIS! THIS IS THE COMMENT OF THE YEAR!

[@varsha7602]

this is one of my favorite youtube comments ever

[@HDAFANFCYFJ]

i was uncomfortable the whole time because this isn't the REAL production and yet it is still way better than whatever riverdale made

[@glowbug4603]

I’m just getting into heathers, which production was the REAL one?

[@marco-gf3tr]

Christi Brock the off broadway one with barrett wilbert

[@glowbug4603]

marco byun thank you

[@arrow1608]

I was as well

[@HDAFANFCYFJ]

Emma Boyd yup!

[@danidkg4071]

i'm crying at the riverdale production, they rly only have ONE good singer (kevin) who has also been on broadway and he barely got any lines this episode

[@nothisispatrick5046]

dani dkg Lili (Betty )is a great singer too

[@Izzzybelle]

Yet somehow was sometimes ‘playing’ the Veronica in some songs

[@lilac24H]

And he was the only good one 😢

[@cherylstilinski2582]

cami mendes is really good also

[@aubriskinner8730]

casey cott (kevin) hasn’t been on broadway but his brother corey has!

[@jennyhowitt9905]

Riverdale: Changes the entire lyrics for Candy Store so they don't say anything remotely offensive Also Riverdale: Basically insinuates a THREESOME in the same episode

[@desi-us2rx]

Lili is actually a REALLY good singing but the riverdale producers put so much auto tune ughhhh

[@Lhahn0903]

Same with Madeleine

[@emmasturdivant8690]

The real production is my favorite and the Riverdale is the lyrics are changed WAY to mich

[@emmasturdivant8690]

Much

[@antp2004]

Kevin’s back must hurt from carrying the vocals in these episodes.

[@mckenzietillman3229]

And madelines

[@mckenzietillman3229]

Cheryls

[@katejung5785]

Sorry I think you mean Lili

[@diamondtime8350]

Yes and The heather c in Riverdal

[@mic7468]

And Cole Sprouse but only at the chorus of Seventeen. My ears stopped bleeding for a second when I heard him belting.

[@seakettle557]

The fact that the actual musical wasn’t the original and wasn’t that good, but it looked like an *angel* compared to the sheep vomit that is riverdale

[@Rivenlore99]

I mean this one was pretty good, it’s just that the og is so much better

[@sarahlem9218]

“Sheep vomit” is sending me

[@thinmints4life]

@@sarahlem9218 to the ranch (sorry i wanted to say that)

[@chvllywvlly]

Well at least the live performance shown in the video was better than illegal heathers

[@flightlesssongbird4025]

Me: singing candy store in the supermarket Someone: hey isn’t that the song from Riverdale? Me: Errr, no.... Him: yes it is. Me: no it isn’t. Its from Heathers the musical... Him: no it isnt! Its from Riverdale! Me: fine..... Edit: These comments are the best...

[@nicolettethebaguette1576]

Boi be sharpening my knife if someone said that to me

[@favEl22]

*Grabs Gun* don’t worry it’s just suppose make people think it’s real but it’s really not I promise :D

[@anxiety512]

I would've kept saying it's from Heathers, no way I'd let that go

[@arriathedragon8661]

Sing the REAL lyrics that'll show em

[@WhimsicalTea]

give him them hangover remedy they need it

[@quinnlinehan1879]

The sad thing is that a lot of the cast can sing but Riverdale ruined it with excessive auto tune and not giving them songs within their range.

[@giadaloporto2275]

Kevin and Betty’s backs must hurt from carrying the whole show

[@giadaloporto2275]

Cassie's Creations 😂

[@carolinek5874]

IKR

[@elisefp07]

juggy carries it because he was hot

[@giadaloporto2275]

Cloudunicorn Gaming! 😂

[@giadaloporto2275]

Cloudunicorn Gaming! Also accurate

[@isadoraexplora9672]

josie and archie are meant to actually **be** “singers” but they’re actually like the worst sounding ones in the whole episode ???

[@psychoteddyslxt]

true, josie sounds like that one girl in school that says she can sing because her deaf grandma told her that she sounds good

[@isadoraexplora9672]

lmao exactly - tbh thats her entire character

[@elizabethschuyler-hamilton7722]

Archie does have to sing in a different accent and do heather songs. That's all I say

[@lontalley5915]

GerardWaysMic that's always the excuse for him maybe he's just a mediocre singer.🤷🏾‍♀️

[@elizabethschuyler-hamilton7722]

Lon Talley idk it's from my Riverdale obsessed sister

[@horse_stan6007]

Can I just say how amazing the actor playing Veronica in beautiful is? She looked genuinely excited and it made me happy

[@limonadechan]

what actor?

[@horse_stan6007]

@@limonadechan the real one not riverdale

[@limonadechan]

@@horse_stan6007 ooh ok i'm sorry, i can't read i'm a dumbass

[@horse_stan6007]

@@limonadechan oh no problem!

[@rainbow.rivers]

Why does riverdale have to insert stomping noises and whoosh sounds it's so unnecessary there's so much wrong with their version

[@rcj.19]

*hair flip* "Welcome to my Candy storeee!!" *stomp stomp* *whoosh clap*

[@andreawagoner4484]

Heatherdale writers: we had to change some lyrics because our audience is 12 Heatherdale choreographers: hm?

[@capriccio9294]

They technically aren't to blame for the lyric changes. They used the high school version of the musical. I think a high school still would have put the show on better.

[@bethy2750]

I think the riverdale performance can actually be considered a hate crime.

[@chacharealsmooth8719]

Bethy considered a hate crime? _It is a hate crime_

[@millie.louise5485]

Bethy it can

[@sincrlykanna5715]

Bethy yes, its a crime and i h a t e it

[@panicontheargo7034]

Defamation of Heathers? Yes, last time I checked, it is a crime

[@lydiadafoe4747]

I just screenshotted this comment because I'm actually dying

[@roux5021]

I haven’t watched Riverdale but I just wanna know why they didn’t make Veronica... Veronica. Like...?

[@pipermay3901]

That’s what I thought stupidest decision to make her a Heather when her names Veronica my god😂

[@brynnspoon8676]

If I remember correctly they picked this musical since it has characters named Veronica and Betty. They wanted Veronica to sing Life Boat though so she’s a Heather.

[@Fandom1324]

I think they saw that it was called heathers and threw out veronica cause it's obviously about the heathers and no one else!

[@hunnybunny12730]

Yeah, the version you showed of heathers is good. But I believe you gave Riverdale a little bit of a handicap by not showing the original heathers. Cause omg, the difference is soooo much bigger when you compare the riverdale episode to the original.

[@gktalberta4856]

AGREED

[@justanotherdamnerd4434]

YES. There are bootlegs of the original out

[@zanna7494]

I was looking for this comment!!! thank you

[@myae.8599]

Yeah, this heathers is good, but I feel like whoever casted Veronica was casting her for her high notes and not her low notes, it sounded like she was struggling the whole time, up until the high notes.

[@mallorysale5694]

it’s cause they used the high school version of the show so she showed the “equivalent “ aka what it should sound and look like for a non professional show

[@semanthango7226]

The closest thing I got to chills from the Riverdale Heathers were asmr tingles during Big Fun

[@TTLWO]

XDDDD

[@maddi.mclean]

BAHAHAHAHAHA

[@lolhi8609]

For me is the two guys in our love is god, the harmoniessssss

[@pellowyurple2333]

EW WHAT WAS THAT CHOREOGRAPHY AT THE RIVERDALE SEVENTEEN REPRISE

[@heartsu317]

they were just moving their hands on their body like ????

[@gabbythatonegirl5685]

The sound affects in river dale , I-

[@lavenderhaze_]

I KNOW THEY LOOKED SO DEAD IN THEIR FACES WHEN THEY WERE DANCING 😂

[@shrubberyshrubs8508]

@@lavenderhaze_ IKR LIKE I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING AND CRINGING

[@luzraul8745]

8:56 Me judging the hell out of their performance and being so disappointed 🤨

[@juliuskulla2097]

"I'm on your lawn" "I'm snapping off your window lock" -is in a random bar

[@KoraParra2002]

Heathers is my favorite musical, and Riverdale is just... not it

[@stormchaser768]

Yup they ruined the songs

[@millie.louise5485]

Kora Parra agreed

[@teehee.teehee.5506]

I agree, but I also dislike the rock river one too.

[@soap-bubbles]

@Heather Macnamara especially Candy Store

[@What-ol7fe]

This ain’t it chief

[@trinurfav]

"Let your mommy fix you ice cream" sounded like Billion Surprise Toys ngl

[@sandyfaith9779]

M Y E X A C T T H O U G H T

[@itswherethecomedycomesin8864]

THATS WHAT I WAS THINKIIIIING

[@paubarragan4685]

The “i tHoUgHt i wAs cApTAin” cringe me a lot

[@gracemacphee3435]

not just the lyrics, the note was wrong lmao

[@byefelicia928]

everything about that was off 😭😭

[@pastaman825]

Moral of the story: you shouldn't try to replicate perfection

[@alex-yr1fu]

People who like the Riverdale version of Heathers are the people on tik tok who use songs from musicals as trends that have nothing to do with the musical.

[@A.Jae012]

Exactly my friend said its better in riverdale.I don’t wanna be friends with her anymore 😂

[@alex-yr1fu]

Autumn Miller I- don’t talk to her. She is not excepted.

[@sabrinaornae37]

This is the best comment I’ve ever seen

[@sabrinaornae37]

Autumn Miller unfortunately you have to throw the entire friend away

[@alex-yr1fu]

Sabrina Ornae thank you 🥺

[@cathyparr2823]

Hi um I don't watch Riverdale so WTF is going on in the "Our love is god" sequence

[@surprisebitch88]

I think it's a cult thing, idk

[@TheSinicanEmpire]

Basically the two boys are gay, they were in a cult called the 'farm' which was literally ran by psychopaths, and yeah

[@claudiafernandez8994]

Yes like when they are singing we will plant our garden here in hethears they mean the people they kill so wtf that’s that’s mean for Ram and Kurt?

[@amysimpson6496]

I hate watch Riverdale on a regular basis and I have no clue

[@katrinajordan9173]

I watch riverdale and feel like they could have left that one out because what they meant in heathers makes very little sense for what they meant in riverdale

[@mnauelinanut9982]

Why does Riverdale add in those dumb sound affects. The whole point of the song is to hear people sing about how we can make things better still, not hear you stomp on the floor.

[@ruby-pz8rz]

WifuForLifu _Cheryl turns_ **hair flipppppp**

[@mallilaj886]

I love how the whole plot of the season was jingle jangle but they couldn’t say “coke”

[@mallilaj886]

@D D yea that was my point.. they had a whole season about drugs but they wouldn’t say coke, the drug

[@doraeos]

@D D It’s not riverdale tho it’s the original high school version

[@shaliekk]

Riverdale's Big Fun makes me want to die... Lilly really killed Seventeen though

[@Justmemojito]

THEY CHANGED CANDY STORE, WHO THOUGHT THAT WAS OKAY?! LIKE, OMG (Holy shit that’s a lot of likes)

[@BlueberryBubblegum]

Cause they used the high school version, but just wait till you hear the high school version of dead girl walking

[@nyako1425]

@@BlueberryBubblegum yes, they had to change it a little bit, what why did they say "fix you Ice cream" instead of "fix you a Snack"? That didnt make any sense😂

[@Felarchy]

@@nyako1425 I think to make it rhyme with "football team"? But "dirty dancin' with the quarterback" would also have been perfectly fine??? It's a terrible decision lmao

[@jonathanlee4171]

TiMe FoR yOu To PrOvE yOu’Re NoT a DoOrKnOb AnYmOrE

[@chunellemariavictoriaespan8752]

Me... The Lyric Modernization may seem awkward as it is new, but it would have been fine if they can pull the energy as similar to the original. Sadly, they failed and it wasn't the case so what a waste..

[@kiramabel2216]

It’s like the writers of that show want to ruin the actors careers.

[@natalie3585]

Even thought they all did amazing and are better than the people in the musical AND better than you could ever ve

[@kiramabel2216]

Natalie Warner me holding my theatre degree and all my experience; go off

[@nyako1425]

@@natalie3585 In my opinion the actors worked great with what they were given, but the Script writers and choreographers Just messed Up real Bad.

[@JKM006]

Natalie Warner i wouldn't say amazing but they did good with what crap they were given but don't compare them to the actors in the musical they are in a whole other league than the RiVeRdALe cast

[@Mario-us5xm]

I have no idea of the context of Our Love Is God on riverdale but it seems like a happy moment Like, the original song ain't meant to be happy lmao

[@comeforthepizza]

I think it's a cult wedding? At least, that's what I've been told. So it isn't actually good/happy (I've never seen the show but my mom used to watch it and she would explain to me how weird the plots were and the cult was bad news), but I'd take J.D. and Veronica "Our Love is God" over the "Riverdale" version any day.

[@teribolding433]

They were at this cult which turned you to be an organ farm :)

[@bobbyiaconis7335]

When you think One Riverdale song is the worst the next one plays

[@hotleafjuiceee]

This isn’t the original cast on broadway, this was the more unpopular off broadway version.

[@okay1414]

This was a community theatre one. The off Broadway one is the one with Barrett Cos it never went on Broadway :)

[@behindthemirror2215]

still better though

[@yellowdummy6696]

This was high schoolers working with what they had. But this was one that most people can get their hands on that didn't have potato quality or bad singing.

[@sleepydeity8609]

yellow dummy this was not high schoolers, this was indeed an off broadway act

[@sleepydeity8609]

yellow dummy you are thinking about illegal heathers lol

[@bec10000]

Imagine having the near limitless potential of filming and editing still coming out with - gestures wildly to Riverdale Heathers - that

[@gisselle2052]

Alice Hale this made me snort

[@lovemesomemoss4260]

They really thought they did something but they ended up looking like illegal heathers with one thousand times the budget

[@bee_xii]

To clear something up: There's a version of the Heathers script that's been edited for high schools, and that's the version they used in the Riverdale episode (because the characters are *supposed* to be in high school).

[@ellabanchieri8114]

Not completely tho, I saw a high school production of Heathers and some of the stuff was the same as the Riverdale episode and some of it was different. Not all the criticism is about the script, it’s mostly just the auto tune and cringy acting lol

[@endersmile2279]

Lili actually sounded really nice in “Seventeen” but Coke has me physically cringing

[@justsam4321]

Yeah. I prefer Pepsi too

[@solongdaisymae]

@@justsam4321 you're amazing 😂😂😂

[@tinapantinette9264]

@@justsam4321 i laughed so hard😂😂😂

[@franc1e]

Fi Martinez lol the reason his voice sounds better later in is because it’s not even his voice, they subbed a guy in

[@Babyrwre]

*cole

[@hannahbothh]

so the verdict is that heather's by river dale is absolutely disgusting and should be banned?

[@kennydiedagain8275]

hannah b Absolutely yes Jkjk It’s just really fun to make fun of

[@delfinaguevara2542]

If Riverdale sucks then why was it renewed for its 5th season? because people say they hate it yet there are millions of people who watch it and love it?!

[@kennydiedagain8275]

Delfina Guevara Sorry lemme repeat myself- B e c a u s e i t ‘ s f u n t o m a k e f u n of I’m sorry no hate, I just didn’t wanna miss the opportunity to make a funny haha clapback

[@anne-marie6836]

@@delfinaguevara2542 you know the people who watch it? Mainly 13/14- to 17-year-olds who have absolutely no taste and those above that age who like to make fun of the horrible writing and acting. I used to like it when the first season came out and then continued watching because everyone else was watching it too and it was fun to talk about it. I stopped when it became garbage (around season 3). They should've stopped after two seasons, now they're just ruining the show.

[@antonio__69]

Anne-Marie Dimitrov she said what she said😌✨

[@irisv.9086]

the riverdale 17 reprise had the worst choreography I think I've ever seen

[@rominamoreno6646]

Wait was that a choreography?? I thought they just told them to put in a line and freestyle

[@brooklyn4338]

Romina Moreno oh my god I’m wheezing 💀💀💀

[@emilycallahan4805]

@@rominamoreno6646 Now that you mention it...

[@paidinicedtea3202]

Partially Funny Sloth you’re right I mean they look like they are so uninterested

[@justme7410]

Romina Moreno they look like they either don’t want to be there or forced to be there there’s no in between