▶︎ HEATHERS || Songs Ranked

heathers has one of those soundtrack where i truly love every song so please don't take this ranking too seriously as it changes daily!
+ remember this is just my opinion - feel free to argue with me in the comment ;)

[@lilly-b874]

Honestly i can forgive the shitty footage for the fact this is heathers.

[@desmond3425]

ikr??! the vocals are so good

[@moonkenzie]

There's only like 2 or 3 slimes out there (and they're removed more diligently lately, grr!). Those are the best quality clips you'll find of the show ;)

[@ren7954]

shitty footage? I don’t remember them using the clips from riverdales heathers

[@lilly-b874]

@@ren7954 lol if it was that shitty I wouldn't forgive it

[@beomy6927]

@@ren7954 That would be completely unforgivable

[@Emily-ci5qz]

A reminder of how in love with Barrett Wilbert Weed I am

[@liazhang2962]

Exactly

[@landonmccrary2639]

I got to meet her in mean girls!! she’s amazing!!!

[@addiegrace7463]

Landon Mccrary lucky!

[@martywelch6668]

Landon Mccrary how did you meet her? Was she at stage door? :0

[@aniamajewska4849]

She's good, but have you seen the Riverdale version?

[@saltysunflowersugar7826]

Here's my ranking: 23: you 22: can 21:not 20:rank 19:the 18:entire 17:musical 16:every 15:song 14:fills 13:it's 12:purpose 11:in 10:the 9:story 8:and 7:is 6:beautifully 5:written 4:for 3:the 2:show 1: Candy Store

[@uhhhidk7436]

I agree

[@tatumshawn]

candy store is nOt good

[@saltysunflowersugar7826]

@@tatumshawn I'd normally slap your face off, and everyone here could watch! But I'm feeling nice, here's some advice! LISTEN UP BIOTCH!

[@tatumshawn]

Sofia Mish blehhhhhh, overplayed & overrateddddd

[@saltysunflowersugar7826]

@@tatumshawn YEAH! BECAUSE *IT'S A GOOD SONG!!!!!!!!!!*

[@Iluvmarkiplier]

10. the 9. whole 8. soundtrack 7. is 6. amazing 5. you 4. can’t 3. rank 2. them 1. life boat, yo girl i said what i said

[@annie3924]

Bob Ross idk why i love yo girl so much lmao

[@adrianapekepolina]

o m g i s t h a t b o b r o s s

[@Jack_fruito]

OH YES YO GIRL IS GOOD. (I fucking love the ending *he got in* its so damn ominous i love it)

[@annie3924]

hyper bean honestly for some reason i love when veronica’s mom is talking to her

[@calliaandrea5683]

BRO I LOVE YO GIRL AND LIFEBOAT TOOOO

[@emmasanidad3623]

video: 23. i am damaged me: *surprised noises*

[@fenikkusu1039]

*surprised pikachu*

[@bigbori8716]

Same

[@kaisetic3150]

For real

[@nicolekeegan1793]

That was me also for dead girl walking reprise and yo girl

[@graceg1352]

i sounded like that one vine where it’s like YOU SPILT WAHAHWHASH LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG

[@maxie5479]

to late…he got in- *kNoCk knOcK*

[@myleesimm]

Jeannie Beneche Uh uh I like your profile picture-

[@graceg1352]

why was i dying of laughter at it?

[@tiahanijolley247]

Jeannie Beneche i’m a simple person.... i see your profile picture.... i click

[@spookkook]

Iconic

[@ren576]

I can physically hear this phrase

[@peggy2983]

"Too late! He got in?" *high pitched pre-pubescent boy voice* *_knOck kNock_*

[@rubygln4696]

*you’re welcome appears* Me: um what *somehow casually didn’t know there were new songs*

[@obliviousfantasy633]

Lol I knew there were new songs, but I thought it was only two

[@ElinorMahoney]

I love the new songs lol

[@mariknowsbest4784]

Oblivious Fantasy633 it's 3 new songs

[@akaireisdead]

Rality me too

[@leafyboii]

Its the west end version instead of broadway

[@phishfood58]

Putting dead gay son below shine a light was a bold but accurate move

[@ratroyalty6005]

gaysp!*

[@milliealena6917]

Surprised noises

[@reaganw62]

high pitches shriek

[@parker2581]

REEEEEE

[@dgfagan7212]

*suprised noises!!1!1*

[@murphy9970]

lauren manion is really out here fueling all of my unhealthy addictions, and you know what, i’m here for it

[@lolifrills11]

seventeen and meant to be yours are lowkey the best songs.. 🤭☕️☕️

[@baileaf1183]

Correction *HIGH KEY*

[@mariajosefinasaporito5189]

peachybee LOWKEY?

[@mayacowey4336]

AND LIFEBOAT

[@andii-]

and d e a d g a y s o n

[@lali-kitsumi1859]

Dead girl walking Is also beautiful

[@pianistear]

me throughout the whole video: wrong wrong wrong me seeing first place: you're forgiven

[@thatoneawkwardkidtm1264]

Actually yea expect candy store and dead girl walking reprise should have been higher

[@charhowell8178]

Same bro

[@kesh.kolours2033]

Oml same

[@suspiciouspigeon6296]

B R I i love jd his knock knock

[@zoedragongirl850]

Yeah same

[@tsukikumoon2890]

Candy Store is what I strive to sing and dance to. Even if I have two left feet. XD

[@Kirkbridezip]

Tsukikumoon I taught myself the choreography for candy store.

[@tsukikumoon2890]

​@@Kirkbridezip Wow that's pretty good! I was actually thinking of making my own choreography for it, but realized it's a lot of footwork. XD

[@evaxx1212]

@@Kirkbridezip same me and my two sisters sing and dance to it. I'm usually Heather M but I can also do a good Heather c and d voice

[@rikamidoriya7132]

@@Kirkbridezip same

[@user-xm1wn5ms9j]

Honestly No I taught myself the choreography to Big Fun.

[@gabbyl3856]

No song ever fucked me up quite as much as Meant To Be Yours, so I'm glad it is first.

[@someone7880]

song 23/last song: I am damaged me: **cries in musical**

[@beansbaby1501]

Meant to be Yours at #1??? A person of taste I see

[@sharkie9975]

Beans Baby! I freaking love meant to be yours

[@baileaf1183]

Piper The Baguette sammmeee I like it because it shows JD a lot and how he is nice but still a psychopath( but that’s what makes him even hotter)

[@ririchwn]

Beans Baby! Oh yes

[@acesworld7782]

**pEw PeW pEw**

[@rileymoore4220]

Yessss

[@lavendelchen]

Every song felt wrongly placed they all deserve number 1

[@nikonijn]

your name looks german heh

[@cumfreyjones5487]

You really put Dead Gay Son and I Am Damaged below Shine A Light. Also Yo Girl is the best composition in the whole musical and you can't change my mind

[@eliadoust4098]

Thank you!!!

[@uggnugg1740]

Yo girl and dead girl walking reprise will forever be the songs that stand out to me

[@makayloona]

yo girl is one of the best songs

[@Levleup]

grape tylenol Completely agree, especially the end

[@emma-renae]

Yo girl legit gives me chills it’s so amazing

[@fluffyquartz9668]

Possibly unpopular opinions?? -Lifeboat deserves to be higherrrrrr -You’re Welcome is a great song considering the topic, but Blue fits the Heathers vibe more, remember this song is sung by two drunk teens (I feel like this ranking recognizes that, just wanted to say :p)

[@tqukos7530]

*you're welcome sucks*

[@lancemcleggy5461]

Fennec Gacha I agree, blue is about two drunk guys tried to get laid and you’re welcome sound like they’re gonna rape her

[@married2kjs]

All the new songs are kinda..... Eh.. And pop-y

[@ivy6662]

@@lancemcleggy5461 they were going to try to rape her?

[@gracieoconnor6697]

lifeboat is so underrated i rest my case

[@deejer2542]

you’re welcome? never shut up again? i say no? i’ve legit never heard this and i kinda hate them? is that bad? am i gatekeeping? yes

[@reidx9198]

That's fair.

[@SolarisMusic]

It kind of feels like they wrote them to appeal to today's crowd instead of writing them to fit the vibe of the show.

[@deejer2542]

Solaris YESSS

[@barkley2824]

khadija naciri they're like uninvited guests

[@ElinorMahoney]

I don’t care what people say, I adore the new songs lol. Especially Never Shut Up Again

[@owenwilliams7475]

Finally someone who understands what a masterpiece meant to be your is!!!!

[@rancidprince3133]

Right?? It shows how insane JD is so well and it’s such a bop at the same time as it creeps me out!!

[@mariajosefinasaporito5189]

I just love it so much! I’m happy some one agrees :")

[@claremackay836]

same!! it's always been one of my favourites

[@victoriacazottes8725]

Yrssss

[@leylakeyne2607]

Yeeeesss and also nobody seems to appreciate how hard it is to sing/belt well and with emotion whilst it's so fast paced and requires a load of stamina

[@smolbean895]

Okay but dead girl walking, dead girl walking reprise and candy store deserved better 😂😂 Enjoyed the video regardless because they're all great

[@noost6923]

Dead girl walking is 4th, stop complaining

[@boingasmom]

dead girl walking reprise was ROBBED.

[@obliviousfantasy633]

No. Dead Girl Walking is fine Reprise def deserved better though.

[@1yzguy]

DGW reprise was awesome

[@starsforsage]

And I am damaged lol

[@boredcosplayerandanimator8149]

Me to my sister named Heather: *greeting and salutations you a heather?* She is always confused

[@kidcoretogami9395]

ThAtS mY LiNe

[@charnightt]

I wish I knew someone named Heather, I'd say tha to them every day until they ignore me or something.

[@Meretrix2]

No, Im a Veronica

[@lexichan6582]

When I noticed that meant to be yours was first, my “PEW PEW PEW” heart was thriving

[@acesworld7782]

Lexi Chan **pEw PeW pEw**

[@Bear-bp3bc]

Dead Girl Walking Reprise is the best, no one can convince me otherwise Edit: I was in the production of Heathers (High School Edition) so this musical holds a special place in my heart. And I agree that Meant to be yours is an amazing song and is my number two, however Seventeen (musically) is killer on JD’s voice bc he has the higher notes than Veronica.

[@danicolleen2118]

AND SEVENTEEN IS SO GOOD YOU JUST HAVE TO APPRECIATE THE ACTOR WHO IS JD BC HE CAN HIT THOSE NOTES OH MY GOD ok mini rant over

[@Bear-bp3bc]

Dani Colleen Ryan McCartan has an amazing voice, I just like it when men with lower voices can play roles besides villains. It’s just a me thing, Seventeen is a really well written song and I love the dynamic between Veronica and JD

[@chloetyler5062]

I AGREE ITS LITERALLY THE BEST SONG OF THE ENTIRE SOUNDTRACK

[@reganellewhite]

i played veronica back in january 2018 and january 2018 + dead girl walking reprise was always my favourite to perform

[@xyx8843]

YESSS

[@mothiestman4995]

My Dead Gay Son is a BOP. To each their own.

[@anonymouscolorguardsoloist1159]

Pebble Person They’re literally all bops. I couldn’t even rank them in any consistent way. .-.

[@cicibear76]

It was *RoBbEd*

[@dgfagan7212]

i agree!

[@dgfagan7212]

Lauren Manion *but you put it as 22-*

[@anonymouscolorguardsoloist1159]

dgfagan :D To directly quote her, “I seriously love every song in Heathers!” Which is honestly pretty accurate.

[@marie-vy4mc]

"Too late! He got in!" _"knOc k kn o c k!"_

[@kythala5508]

me: is enjoying the video video: “17- you’re welcome” me: “tf”

[@keira._.4753]

ME TOO

[@DarkieCookieYT]

Your welcome is the replacement for Blue when it's done by a highschool It basically fills the role of blue in some of the high school musicals as it might've been to explicit or something like that for high schoolers

[@izzytheJizzyNumba2]

@@DarkieCookieYT in my opinion your welcome is like way creepier then blue like- :\

[@sheetalchopra6582]

@@DarkieCookieYT apparently its the West end version and they kept both songs

[@youtubeaccountcausewhynot1537]

@@DarkieCookieYT no, it's for the west end version. Also, the people that made the musical didn't like blue and have said themselves that it was rushed. They also got hate for it making date rape sound less bad than it is, if that makes sense

[@nadine1208]

I miss the reprise of "blue" that song is wrong on so many levels it's impressive.

[@cryptidliam8452]

What about Prom Or Hell? It’s like 5 seconds long but good

[@nadine1208]

@@cryptidliam8452 I had to look that one up. But indeed, impressive.

[@sierramitchell8500]

Nadine Van drunen SAME

[@thelambsauce6658]

And fight for me reprise. That song is so good why did they get rid of it

[@ejw2354]

Did you mean: _They're all amazing_

[@noomre9105]

Candy Store wasn't first, myself and every citizen of good standing feels attacked and offended

[@randomtraveler4149]

But as someone who also loved Meant to be Yours, I feel very conflicted.

[@Linamo]

I'm in "Oh I didn't knew that heathers have some new songs" team those songs are good but I prefered when there ware only old songs

[@amd3728]

Same

[@chirpnightcore3431]

* Lifeboat is number 16 * Me: *oh you just messed with the wrong person* Jk at least you get how good meant to be yours is

[@parkerschoenbeck7611]

ikr i think lifeboat is amazing it shows so much emotion!

[@georgia8392]

I honestly love lifeboat I think it’s really underrated😂😂😂

[@astheticcake5756]

@@georgia8392 ikr

[@OneDetAtThisTime]

Yea with lifeboat I felt personally attacked 😂

[@missmarreynolds]

My past self asks you "Is that a brateley refrence" Sorry

[@olivia8977]

Idk if I only love candy store so much bc it has A+ three part harmonies

[@hellothere5843]

I don't even know what that means but imma say I agree with you

[@timeforproblems]

@@hellothere5843 ik this was 2 years ago *but but but* three part harmonies are when three different people (or a lot of people split up into three parts) sing different notes/sing at different times. OP is saying that the harmonies in candy store are really good!

[@DarkieCookieYT]

This is my personal ranking for my top 10 10: Seventeen 9: Our Love is God 8: Seventeen (Reprise) 7: Never Shut Up Again 6: Shine A Light 5: Blue 4: Yo Girl 3: Candy Store 2: Meant to be Yours 1: Beautiful

[@Valentina-lt8ug]

YES YO GIRL DESERVES BETTER TBH- ALSO MEANT TO BE YOURS

[@applefunfact]

I’m kinda mad Freeze Your Brain wasn’t on here

[@DarkieCookieYT]

@@applefunfact If I had to redo my list, I’d replace Shine a light with it

[@taridrawz4184]

Freeze your brain, the Me inside of Me, and Candy Store are epic.

[@coolgirl118]

heathers was one of the first musicals i discovered wow

[@officialdonkey]

me too honestly

[@kindasortanice]

yea same for me its second only to hamilton

[@graceg1352]

samee besides wicked

[@Victoria-je2xw]

BaldMemeulous yo same lol

[@cicibear76]

Same

[@eviem.6903]

Ok so the main reasons why meant to be yours if such a great song is 1. The chourus makes it genuinely sound like a love song but then the lyrics are so dark and edgy it's very off-putting 2. When sung by the right actor, this is easily one of the best scenes in the show 3. It's a fucking bop

[@zofiar4753]

4. Pew pew pew

[@imacupcake]

5. bam bam bam 6. also i really like the scene where he reads the suicide letter for some reason lol

[@sara-eh6ji]

7. 1 2 fuck it

[@sara-eh6ji]

Oh also 8.but but but 9.*VERONICA* open da door pls

[@madamstarlightnetwork]

A wild Spinel *V E R O N I C A*

[@finn1067]

My ranking 1:Freeze your brain 2: Meant to be yours 3:Candy store 4: Lifeboat 5:kindergarten boyfriend

[@sailorcandy6633]

This is it

[@married2kjs]

1. Meant to be yours 2. Lifeboat 3. Shine a light reprise 4. Yo girl 5. Me inside of me These are mine :) Judge me to your hearts content. I give you permission.

[@kamiyah6689]

Big fun Shine a light Candy store Lifeboat Seventeen Dgw Beautiful

[@sofiatorres7340]

1. Candy Store 2. Dead Girl Walking 3. Meant To Be Yours 4. Freeze Your Brain 5. Beautiful

[@Et3rnal_Shackl3s]

@@married2kjs what do you see in shine a light reprise because I don't get it.......

[@mayalevenson8433]

Everyone can have their own opinion, but I 100% disagree

[@riverpaw3234]

Same

[@rileymoore4220]

I do think meant to be yours was the right choice

[@eduardot.h.monreal1621]

@@rileymoore4220 Same thing as her.

[@cow167]

Same lmfao

[@connerwills6802]

@@rileymoore4220 Ya but that’s not an opinion that’s a fact

[@personthatexists8146]

meant to be yours is actually the best song in this musical and i am so happy that you put it first, you have good taste

[@Ashley-in3cu]

I agree, I love how it shows us how truly broken and insane jd really is. It’s my favourite song along with candy store (also love ur profile pic; sandersides 😍)

[@personthatexists8146]

GumballGirl 111 i know, that why i love it too! that and the pacing of it, especially in the verses (that kinda adds to the whole insaneness of it all and ah gods i just love a good villain song okay). i can’t really think of another song in the musical that has that kinda pacing? like, it’s the only one that really gets my heart going and i/love/ that it’s so cool. also thanks dude ^^ virgil is my baby i love him

[@evaxx1212]

Its so underrated

[@destinydoc5025]

I like seventeen best but meant to be you less is definitely a bop

[@elliottlikesplants]

Person That Exists yeah i definitely think meant to be yours and seventeen should’ve been the top two(which they were)

[@rebeccawalilko960]

You know, every time you go these ranking videos, I have to remember "Even if it's a Bop SOMETHING has to end up at the bottom of the list" and while my list would be different, it's nice to see what other fans of Heathers appreciate

[@keggy8110]

Everyone's out here talking about dead gay son. *IM OUT HERE FIGHTING FOR MY GIRL HEATHER WITH LIFEBOAT. LIFEBOAT IS A BOP AND YOU WILL NEVER CHANGE MY MIND!* i still give u a like tho becuz this was actually very accurate. Just cuz lifeboat is my fav doesn't mean it's the best song.

[@mermaidklc1390]

No one: Absolutely no one: *Me: WeSt EnD hEaThErS cOuNtS*

[@delaneyroyse2832]

Ok, buuut... The Freeze your Brain pitches are so good, like wtf

[@dn6893]

That's the original dude. Ryan Mccartten

[@delaneyroyse2832]

@@dn6893 ik... I was saying they were good bc he's so talented...

[@elismith1307]

Dead girl walking reprise is superior

[@pianistear]

putting 'i say no' on a literal third place was the sin of the century

[@wesperloves]

I liked it. It gives veronica a sense of common sense (not saying she doesn’t have any otherwise) but before the bomb threat, yknow?

[@yarraidalg]

yeah it deserves number 1

[@rileymoore4220]

Whoever puts West end before brodway is a cynical (and if you like you're welcome better than blue I'm going to have to ask you to leave)

[@illulamati4651]

@@rileymoore4220 calm down riley theyre only opinions

[@bbongbbongdrr4358]

you’re welcome.. and never shut up again? higher than shine a light? wow

[@emilymcintosh9368]

Well, shine a light (personally) sucks.

[@amityislandchum]

Yeah, the person who made this list is really into the Disney-fied version of Heathers.

[@maxie5479]

i haven't listened to the newer heathers songs

[@arisymphony]

Good, they fuck up the tone

[@claremackay836]

@@arisymphony only you're welcome imo. i actually love i say no and it's definitely in my top 3

[@MiraiNoka]

@@claremackay836 I haven't seen the whole thing and I absolutely love I say no on its own, but I always wondered, doesn't it ruin the emotional impact of dead girl walking reprise? Since both songs have the same purpose and it's kind of repetitive :')

[@claremackay836]

@@MiraiNoka yeah you are right about that. personally i barely count it as a heathers song at this point and i just like it because it sounds nice. the original heathers will always be the only heathers in my mind

[@MiraiNoka]

I see! Thank you for clearing that up! Cause as you said they're such nice songs!! But I've always been curious of how they could change the show to make them fit :')

[@raeosunshine24]

i hate to be one of “those” fans, but i can’t help but feel like the new songs feel like they’re from a different musical?? the tone is too pop-y, whereas i feel like the original off-broadway production had more of a rock edge? idk, it could also be my bias because heathers was a big fave of mine for a while! ps how could i forget to mention the simple fact that i LOVED this! expand your brand!

[@raeosunshine24]

Lauren Manion i feel like seeing something live will do that to ya, but that’s super cool!! hopefully i can get my hands on a boot some day because there’s noo way i can get to the west end lmao

[@nicolemurphy349]

I totally agree. I absolutely adore Carrie Hope Fletcher but I’m not to into the West End production overall.

[@yodelgoats790]

especially veronicas new solo song saying no to JD. that just. doesnt sound like heathers idk why

[@reyhowe3987]

same I feel like your welcome is ok especially as they use it to replace blue for high school productions but I hate the others

[@starbites1984]

I didn’t really like the sound of the West End version. I just thought it sounded wrong (anyone who listened to that version of dead girl walking would agree.) It was just disappointing, mediocre and a bit of a letdown. That’s not to say there’s nothing good about it, it just never appealed to me. But that’s just my opinion! edit:it’s not that there are no good West End versions of musicals. I personally thought the West End version of Six and Hamilton were great. The singers had beautiful and very accurate voices. I think the West End version of Six was better than the original, which just goes to show that they can do good West End productions.

[@gabriellecaitlin2201]

you did NOT just put “i am damaged” after the new ones? this is a disgrace :(

[@leahhuman6106]

Now I have to go listen to the off broadway soundtrack and act out each character when they sing

[@rowan7287]

Leah Human omg yes this is me

[@anidleteen]

Just @ me next time 😹

[@AmiiA]

My top 5 are: 1- dead girl walking 2- candy store 3 - seventeen 4 - beautiful 5 - meant to be yours (Basic af but idgaf)

[@evaxx1212]

I love life boat shine a light reprise and me inside of me. Some say it's basic but I like it fits in your list

[@kir777x]

These are literally my favorites

[@leighdunhoff3189]

Amii A my unpopular opinion of loving fight for me is very uncommon

[@al_exists]

@@leighdunhoff3189 fight for me is great

[@yararinamiil]

I don't understand why people like Seventeen so much. It's one of my less favorites I guess, I really don't feel any vibes from it

[@AdrienneStarborn]

Dead gay son was rOBBED-

[@olivia8977]

Aly in the Bathroom at a party love ur username

[@aFangirlsVideoMania]

It’s the Heathers equivalent of Show Stoppin’ Number

[@cicibear76]

I aM *SUiNg*

[@maiapapaya5176]

I FOUND YOU

[@AdrienneStarborn]

Maia papaya *Y O*

[@jpbyrne246]

I personally would put the Me Inside of Me higher. Love it!

[@purpleisraiyen]

someone finally agrees

[@sxphiashxrtcake7229]

My top 5 : 1, Dead Girl Walking 2,Seventeen 3,Yo Girl 4,Meant to be yours 5, Big Fun

[@oliviathegreat4226]

Dead Girl Walking I love freeze your your brain

[@kay3614]

i would rank these completely different except for a few but i respect your opinion

[@novthirty3249]

our love is god is absolutely fucking great. tbh it is so underrated

[@TheJaredParable]

Our Love is God is one of the best in the musical

[@yourlocalwaifu8601]

Preachh

[@penguinarts]

Yes some appreciation

[@elizabethharding1447]

underrated opinion : YO GIRL IS THE BEST HEATHERS SONG OKAY

[@margotklein2331]

elizabeth harding AGREEEEEDDD

[@kiriririrririerur]

I AGREE

[@fluffyquartz9668]

My ranking: 1. All the songs. Just,,,,all the songs

[@willcoleman2458]

23: I am Damaged Me: this is absolutely not funny, delete this immediately or my lawyers will be in contact.

[@hannael-jeaan4550]

Will Coleman IK BLUE SHOULD BE THERE

[@coconutcinnamonroll]

BoopAloof ! I respect your opinion but n o

[@XxAgeofLovexX]

@@hannael-jeaan4550 h o w d a r e y o u. I personally think Never Shut Up deserves to be last since it doesn't add anything to the musical. It's just Duke saying over and over that she is tired of being downplayed and now will never be upstaged. Though I get why "I Am Damaged," is so low since it's very short, but it really shows how JD understands how horrible he has acted and clashes with the idea that "everyone can be beautiful." And is the last saving grace for J.D to not be seen as just "a psychopath." Blue shows how messed up the heathers can be by how careless they can be about someone else besides them by volunteering Veronica for date rape and also shows that the football players are just childish and stupid. Which later the West End goes hard on painting them as horrible rapists who know exactly what they're doing >>

[@rayleighsetter9184]

personally i don’t like the high school version of The Heathers

[@sierraHAHA...]

if youre pointing to the one in the video, thats a West End production. I guess its alright

[@rayleighsetter9184]

meme subliminals not that I just prefer the broadway version and songs

[@bethm5852]

Heathers is so raunchy and inappropriate I honestly don’t understand the point of a “family-friendly” version. Maybe just don’t do it if it’s too risqué.

[@yourlocaltheatrekid900]

ThOmAs JeFFeRsOn it was... I think it might still be

[@cherrymelonlps]

Pigaroo 0000 no, it is not and never was. it played in los angels and chicago i think but it was never on broadway. only on the west end.

[@eveyaspaas3667]

When I saw the JD from #5 my reaction was literally just “Is that the guy from Liv and Maddie?”

[@garfieldweezermug4975]

It is

[@magnusbane2177]

No way is candy store number 7. I don't accept this.

[@downrightdanny3226]

Could you do a Heathers songs ranked by vocal difficulty sometime? I think that would be really cool!

[@imadeyoureadthis7823]

DownRightDanny yes that’d be great

[@sad-gi2gp]

Veronica songs on top every time 😔

[@NicholasAaronRutter]

@@sad-gi2gp nah meant to be yours would be up there too because the acting involved

[@Chichi0013]

@@NicholasAaronRutter thats all the songs

[@lavendelchen]

Unpopular opinion: I say No is mostly hyped because of Carrie Hope Fletcher and because it's feminist and doesn't actually quite fit into the overall tone of the musical (musically/stylistically and plot-wise)

[@nicolemurphy349]

I really like the song but it feels out of place. Would be better in a more pop sounding musical (since heathers is more rock sounding)

[@AiyanaWolfe]

Exactly! I love this song bit it doesnt even fit veronica. Same with you're welcome. It doesn't fit. Blue was way better.

[@lonelyforestfae]

Yup. In my opinion the nre songs just don't click with the musical. They feel out of place and not right.

[@ezramoore8587]

Blue was better because it showed them sort of as horny teens when they're drunk as opposed to thr guys in You're Welcome that are full-on rapists that deserve to die in Meant to Be Yours

[@londongirl2768]

Ezra Moore I actually like that it shows how serious a situation it is, they are effectively trying to rape her and that’s serious

[@elenigalanis3645]

Listen, I like all the new West End songs (I Say No is definitely my fave of them) but they just don't feel like they belong in Heathers

[@cicibear76]

Video: putting Kindergarten Boyfriend before the other songs before it Me: **Confused Screaming**

[@married2kjs]

NGL I don't like it that much but it's not that bad I guess

[@SamVargo]

Video: 2-seventeen Me: WHATSONGSARELEFTWHATSONGSARELEFTWHATSONGSARELEFT Video: 1-meant to be yours Me: HOW COULD I FORGET YOU MY PRECIOUS PSYCHO BABY?!?!

[@kittyonpointe2347]

Okay I listen to I Am Damaged on repeat when I'm depressed excuse me

[@tristynatwood4688]

Relatable

[@sara-eh6ji]

Kitty on Pointe cries in slushie

[@sugarbella16]

s a m e

[@madelynvanutrecht5355]

Big fun would’ve been way ahead of blue for me I really just cannot listen to blue

[@cow167]

Honestly blue and dead gay son and big fun are the kind of things that are only enjoyable when you are watching the musical, but when you listen to the soundtrack, I skip them lol

[@rex-tv3hq]

3:12 that’s some robot stuff going on there Heather McNamara

[@endeavoursofvic]

I agree with number 1. The rest... is WILDLY different for me^^ But hey that is the beauty of personal preference. Loved watching the video. Musical Rankings are my favourite pasttime :D

[@connorsternberg7032]

You ranked Big Fun over kindergarden boyfriend and lifeboat!!!!

[@deianeira5650]

Connor Sternberg lifeboat is definitely an emotional bop

[@ashleyg2065]

Connor Sternberg I agree, those two should be higher than Big Fun

[@MlpLoverAllTheWay]

And dead girl walking reprise 😤

[@ilana3648]

Righttttttt

[@adrianasanchez2249]

YES

[@marsy4108]

I think Dead Girl Walking (reprise) should be a lot higher and candy store At least Dead Girl Walking is high tho

[@howdypardner6278]

1.Meant to be Yours and Seventeen but like specifically Mariah and/or Robert singing them

[@mar-rv2qb]

I know I voted for non-starkid content but I was still so viscerally shocked to see the notification say something non-starkid-related

[@galaxygal1210]

Putting I Say No in the top 3 is an incredibly hot take and I’m here for it

[@somedragonbastard]

I'm not sure about other productions, by my community theater did a great job with Heathers. The set was surprisingly well put together, the choreography was great, the actors were all great, and, as I kept noting, the lighting was on point. My favorite non serious part was probably Dead Gay Son, though. The production was during pride month, so they went all out. The dads actually kissed onstage (met with uproarious applause), and during the end bit, Ram and Kurt sat up in their coffins waving pride flags. It was very fun.

[@cosmoxoxox9468]

23. You 22. Can't 21. Rank 20. Any 19. Of 18. Them 17. They're 16. All 15. Perfect 14. In 13. Their 12. Own 11. Way 10. And 9. Shouldn't 8. Be 7. Ranked 6. On 5. How 4. Great 3. They 2. Are 1. Meant to Be Yours

[@iris2294]

Heathers was my very first musical. I’ve been obsessed with it for years 😩

[@mariaantoniajosephajohanna]

I stopped working on my Heathers fanfic for this video. I know it's gonna be worth it tho :) Edit: It totally was! PS, Never Shut Up Again is such a bop, and I agree that Blue is superior to You're Welcome. UGH I haven't listened to Candy Store in forever I DIED after listening to those harmonies!!! Thanks for reading my Ted talk.

[@doxiedarling144]

What's the fanfic called it sounds cool

[@mariaantoniajosephajohanna]

Doxie Darling It's not out yet, but it will be soon! It's on my Wattpad btw

[@duckysguidetoshipping8930]

Can you maybe send me a link if it's done plz?

[@Et3rnal_Shackl3s]

Blue needs more recognition as a good song and less as an offensive song because WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK 2 DRUNK JOCKS ARE GONNA SING TO A GIRL HUH!?!?!? NOT JUST THAT BUT A (kind of) POPULAR GIRL!!!???

[@Alison-zu7nb]

*Crush rejects me* Me: *singing* I wAs MeAnT tO Be YoUrS!!!

[@binnedbag]

I’m actually so happy blue was ranked higher than you’re welcome. Ah so happy also yes, meant to be yours is the best.

[@brijalayne]

unpopular opinion about heathers in general: i hate martha. what was the point of crushing on some guy that was nice to you in KINDERGARTEN.

[@vampiregirl917]

bri brown I don’t like kindergarten boyfriend because of this and I think it’s the weakest song vocally because there’s so few riffs and it’s too talking in a sing song cadence for me. Even blue has a high note in there and better shifts

[@ashleyrose4489]

That's the one thing that annoyed me throughout the whole musical

[@Mia-xg1wm]

That's what makes her weird 😂

[@saaaraha]

Your opinion, I guess.

[@muir6946]

I feel the same way, but I think the whole point if her "crushing" on Ram was kind of relating to how nice he was to her back then despite who she was. I think she was holding on to how things were, before she was put down for being herself.

[@AlwaysM0ndayy]

Glad to see people other than me show appreciation for “Never Shut Up Again”!

[@aliceflores9598]

honestly dead girl walking will always be in my heart and number 1

[@avery.22288]

I am damaged is my favorite 😓

[@agnesbrstrom500]

Wow I haven’t listened to heathers in SO long! It was the first musical I got into. Don’t mind me having a lil cry

[@insanetacocat7077]

Dead Gay Son was basically my Show Stopping Number to my amateur Musical loving mind.

[@danikahuff7298]

you don’t know how bad i want to be in heathers. i don’t care what role. being in heathers is my #1 dream but it will never happen :(((

[@OhGG]

Sorry, but I Am Damaged is one of the best songs.

[@deianeira5650]

If anyone is wondering the other JD (he was the understudy) that you’re seeing in this video is Dan Domonech and he is sooo talented I love him

[@jeremytewari3346]

Was gonna launch a crusade because of I Am Damaged, but then saw Meant to be Yours at 1st and felt better

[@billcipher8976]

23: I am damaged Me: ... I’ve been damaged... far to damaged...

[@space.404]

Thanks for adding songs from the West end production as one of the few fans who actually like the whole thing :')❤

[@cookiefeather]

Super glad I Say No is getting the recognition it deserve and Meant To Be Yours in 1st?? Great ranking right here

[@val8869]

Can someone explain where the west end songs fit in the musical (besides you’re welcome which I believe replaces Blue)

[@nicolemurphy349]

Never shut up again is after You’re Welcome (which as you said replaces Blue). It’s a song where Heather Duke kinda takes over. I Say No comes after Shine A Light Reprise. It’s kinda when Veronica stands up to JD. Kinda her power anthem.

[@AgHeartsAway07]

If you’ve seen the whole show from the bootleg then You’re Welcome replaces Blue, Never Shut Up Again Happens in the Scene where Heather M and D are cleaning out C’s locker and D takes the red schrunchie (it also leads right into Chainsaw which replaces Blue Reprise), and Say No happens in the scene after Veronica saves Heather M from lulling herself and breaks up with JD

[@val8869]

AgHeartsAway07 i’ve never gotten the opportunity to see the bootleg do you have the link?

[@AgHeartsAway07]

Valeria M it’s on KZbin just search Heathers the musical

[@AgHeartsAway07]

Valeria M but here’s the link anyways kzbin.info/www/bejne/oHKyiJd9nt-nrsU

[@paytongluza4159]

When I was surprised the best songs were at the bottom I forgot how many good songs there are