"Being only 5%.... You cowards." A quote I strives to live by
@alexandermichaud9573 жыл бұрын
Behind the thin guise of a bourgeois sommelier, PV3 is a wild animal looking for an excuse to tear shit up. Truly the internet's modern Dr. Jekyll.
@ttfu78863 жыл бұрын
We all have that animal in us just waiting for some tequila to unleash it.
@aymuhspunj3 жыл бұрын
Except this time Hyde is in control most of the time as Jekyll only comes out infront of the camera.
@Croatilillious3 жыл бұрын
Man this mixes the fun of drinking and driving and the fun of tequila so perfectly well... oh yeah also review Crystal Skull Vodka.
@tgd023 жыл бұрын
its the only thing dan akroyd has produced in yeaaars
@EikottXD3 жыл бұрын
@@tgd02 did you see how Nutz was on Joe Rogan. Dude had definitely lost it.
@122amaya3 жыл бұрын
No way , that's too expensive
@alpine73133 жыл бұрын
Do the Realtors ever notice the empty cans and bottles when they show these houses? Also I would appreciate an episode of “for my rating” where you're already drunk.
@willkels91963 жыл бұрын
I imagine a Realtor showing up for a early morning showing with clients only to find PV3 passed out in the living room on a inflatable Wal-Mart matress surrounded by empty cans of tequila soda and malort.
@blizzardthesamoyed4913 жыл бұрын
Yes! Drunk reviews by PV3 I would totally watch that!!!
@IzzysIssues3 жыл бұрын
All of these comments are 1000% yes
@nappa05823 жыл бұрын
When he said he had the urge to rip off his shirt and dance with the house brooms, I got flashbacks of the King Cake vodka. Sadly, it did not happen and I was sad.
@ninjabreadman81663 жыл бұрын
The only bad joke is how terrible The Tequila Sisters treated you, Dance King
@cougarfan13413 жыл бұрын
This one looks like an IKEA kitchen. Our boy lost access to his brother's investment properties, and has been reduced to breaking into stores after hours... Share these videos people, we need to get him a studio space. Or, at least a studio apartment. 🥴
@KeenanRoz3 жыл бұрын
I’d love to see reviews of Sailor Jerry’s rum and Kamchatka “vodka” - the respective high and low of my college drinking career
@genuinegaming90383 жыл бұрын
We don’t talk about Kamchatka rat poison
@Abm776783 жыл бұрын
I really want to hear PVIII mispronounce words in other languages more often
@cam969343 жыл бұрын
“You cowards...” 😂😂😂
@DG-mk7kd3 жыл бұрын
How about some fine wine reviews from before PV3 lost his job and his life started spiraling. Open up the archive.
@brocklewis76243 жыл бұрын
Oh my god the PAC plot (PV3-Abby-Chadwick) has thickened like never before 10/10
@NuclearTopSpot3 жыл бұрын
3/10 you have to snort a fat line of salt and squeeze limes into your eyes for that authentic tequila experience
@laurusschluep74643 жыл бұрын
PV3 really starting to slack off. From here on it's a slippery slope from 5 o'clock shade directly to OnlyFans
@JediMaterShark3 жыл бұрын
Friendly heads up, the KZbin algorithm has begun to smile upon you. Your Everclear video popped up in my recommends and I've been watching all your videos. Instant subscribe! Love your channel and hopefully it continues to get promoted!
@JAM-zp6wq3 жыл бұрын
Give us the next for my rating ep dood, I wanna see you rate spaghetti-o's, Ozark, and old people that want to have conversations in the grocery store
@comatose993 жыл бұрын
No joke, you've got me hooked enough that I'd even watch you review different types of grass (for lawns, but the other kind works too and could be interesting)
@bradjones37413 жыл бұрын
I was wondering why we didn't get any juicy tidbits about the ex last video, and now I see why. Saving it for her favorite drink, it seems.
@VtuberTimestamper3 жыл бұрын
Hecho Tequila Soda: Let's see how many bad decisions you can make before you end up blackout drunk at O'reilly's!.....Again.
@rucker693 жыл бұрын
Only to find out it was an auto parts store all along
@memoryisamonster3 жыл бұрын
Prescottttt!!! I've never consumed a drop of alcohol in my life but I still love watching your reviews. I never thought someone reviewing alcohol would give me so much joy. I think I have a crush on ya😭😍. Anyway, you deserve soo much better than Abby 😂 and please do a Q&A someday.
@stephanies96893 жыл бұрын
I'll watch whatever you put out, dude. You did great with the random review where you touched on marriage and crocs
@GOLFIN05303 жыл бұрын
PV3 keeping it classy by staying in the same house for more than 1 video! Kudos to you, PV3!!
@lordhinton33943 жыл бұрын
Today is my birthday 🎉🎉🎉. Please review"Cayman Jack Margarita". I'm drinking this because I pretty much can't drink straight alcohol. It's 10:17 in the Am and these things have me feeling like sombrero and a pinata and All I can hear is Santana's Oye Como Va. Happy birthday to me🤪🥴🤮
@vinci19843 жыл бұрын
I world like to know more that backstory of PV3 and the tequila sisters, quite intriguing
@ianh15043 жыл бұрын
The 4 dislikes are from chadwick, chadwicks wife, abby, and some rando who im bout to fight if they dont take it back
@cypherfunc3 жыл бұрын
I love how sometimes we get a whole video that's entirely focused on the drink review, and then sometimes PV3 hits us with 5:40.
@longreach2073 жыл бұрын
P.S. No video is complete without saying the magic S word, you know, when you say you're sommelier(ing) from home. Your audience expects this qualifier at the outset of each video. 🤠
@longreach2073 жыл бұрын
PVMIII himself is rich, full of complex notes of pain and past suffering which lingers...a lot like the negative affects of tequila. Love you man. Just wanna know one thing: whose house is this one? LoL 👍🥳👏
@undeaddreadlord13 жыл бұрын
One of the best yet!! Anytime, the burning (or self depreciating) of the ex is so good! "Rhymes with" i already knew where we were going
@lucaslothbrook53883 жыл бұрын
Please do a 20min show. Just binged all your vids. I give them a 97! Healthy dose of sarcasm and real life advice, for the glass half full kinda person, alone and pouring a full glass. For themselves because they're alone. I'm alone...
@royhi18093 жыл бұрын
At first, I thought that it was a video on tequila spritzer... But it's much more than that. Subscribed!
@cawashka3 жыл бұрын
Congratulations on 100k subs! 🍾🥂
@Christopher_Wheeler3 жыл бұрын
You're almost to 100K! Keep it up PV3!
@VvVSimonVvV3 жыл бұрын
The figurine on the counter lost its knife from the last video and is now on the run. Might be the last time we hear from Abby.
@lersinclair55463 жыл бұрын
Yes PV3 I would love to watch a 20-minute show of you rating things, any day!
@callum76173 жыл бұрын
I fucking love you man, keep up the great reviews! You should review "diesel" (the drink not the fuel... Or both?) And "double brown" from NZ if you can get your hands on them. A couple of the finest quality beverages we have... Ha
@Redn873 жыл бұрын
Right On!!! Thanks for the Tequila soda review. You are close to the SAUZA TEQUILA. One day you will get there.
@SuperNuclearUnicorn3 жыл бұрын
The more lore comes out the more I feel like Abby left PV3 for Phoebe...
@zacharybowen16243 жыл бұрын
Keep up your great work man this is honestly so god damn funny I love the little side story’s it gives me a good chuckle
@Ghandacity3 жыл бұрын
Did our boy earn his silver play button? He DID
@Big_money_benji3 жыл бұрын
You really went hard on the stand up comedy part of your show and I’m thankful
@____________8383 жыл бұрын
Holy duck you guys are fast. And here I am, 3 minutes in.
@Robb4033 жыл бұрын
I wonder why the extreme drinking channels haven't found this wonderful product.
@amazingjoe5553 жыл бұрын
hey man I would love to see an admiral nelson spiced rum review. it would be fantastic!
@tsferguson40323 жыл бұрын
Wooh Craschott Vandicoot you take me back to cabo '06. I drank so much damned tequila I broke into the zoo and ran for city council. Got a zebra and second place and one the travel ban is lifted I'm going back for my rematch JUAN SALTILLO
@Jaydeyay3 жыл бұрын
Can you review that microwave? Did it come with the house, or did you have to put it in? What happens if it breaks? Is it annoying bending down that far? I have so many questions.
@Denden555553 жыл бұрын
You should review The Kraken Black Spiced Rum. I like it myself and am curious as to what you would think of it.
@ChanmailleMan3 жыл бұрын
100% on board for a 20 minute show of you rating random shit. Bring it.
@BeamerTime3543 жыл бұрын
Yep, when my sister tried to out drink me with 2 750ml bottles of patron. Needless to say she doesn’t drink it to this day and still prays to the porcelain god 🤣
@NextUp4E3 жыл бұрын
Congrats on hitting 100K subs. On that news, Abby might be trying to slide back into your DMs.
@gregdubya19933 жыл бұрын
Here early for PV3 greatness!
@brycepatties3 жыл бұрын
Do the "On the Rocks" bottled cocktails!
@TheHighestWumpus3 жыл бұрын
I've recently been made aware of pickle whiskey and would love to know what you think of it
@Munbrobear3 жыл бұрын
Please please please review Armand de Brignac Ace of Spades Brut Gold
@SiSi-rf8hj3 жыл бұрын
Can you try some Buckfast, if you can get your hands on some? Its even wine, I swear!
@aurieamoore58233 жыл бұрын
You need to try Kracken Black Spiced Rum! It's actually pretty flavorful. :)
@Mark-zu6oz3 жыл бұрын
Is that running man figure on the counter top symbolic of PV3's life, running from one residence to another?
@BecomingAMan3 жыл бұрын
Congrats on 100k!
@brians48103 жыл бұрын
You should try Fairy Necture. The can is awesome and it's a decent drink
@ridethewavelet89873 жыл бұрын
PV3... what do you think salt is? 2:10
@Croatilillious3 жыл бұрын
Rate the comments you get. Specifically every single one of mine asking you VERRRYY POLITELYY to review Crystal Skull Vodka. Thank you.
@Dafoodmaster3 жыл бұрын
can you review wild turkey 101?
@K266503 жыл бұрын
You should try some lindisfarne mead if you can get your hands on it
@fire_fux3 жыл бұрын
Would love to see you try Ardbeg scotch whisky
@mediumunwell3 жыл бұрын
This'll bring out the beast within PV3 that will show Abby what she let go. Who knows? PV3 might find himself a 65 year old codger that gave up smoking 5 min ago to ride into the sunset with
@notsure70113 жыл бұрын
PV3, please review Stella Rosa Black.
@BalmoraBabe3 жыл бұрын
Please do crystal skull vodka, I can only imagine the review
@Akguitarski3 жыл бұрын
PV3, please review Hammer & Sickle vodka!
@syme99253 жыл бұрын
Try Choco Vine. Finest blend of red wine and Dutch chocolate.
@teajayyyy3 жыл бұрын
Congrats on the 100k
@kathyerickson94023 жыл бұрын
Hecho...bringing back those tequila memories...😩
@cameronriffle26263 жыл бұрын
That 7:00 on the oven clock back there. Something tells me this wasn’t an evening shoot though...
@alexandermiller29753 жыл бұрын
I got a tequila headache just from PVIII giving the smelling notes
@clintow3 жыл бұрын
PV3's pronunciation as *"H-O"* is really troubling/amusing me
@ryanschmidt22843 жыл бұрын
You should try Viking Blod Mead
@eronth3 жыл бұрын
6 episodes of sponge rating? hell yeah! oh only 6 minutes? that's fine too.
@PaxIesus3 жыл бұрын
This show is getting more and more desperate. It feels like the happy first act to a Lovecraftian descent into madness, and I'm quite excited to witness Cthulu's grand reveal.
I don't even care about the reviews anymore..... I'm here for the LORE.
@davidp28883 жыл бұрын
Tequila in a can. Only my guy PVIII would review it.
@TheCoachMc3 жыл бұрын
I'd like to see you review sad frozen meals for one.
@undeaddreadlord13 жыл бұрын
Omg actually. But while smashed on cheap, lonely, booze
@chrissirhc73373 жыл бұрын
sans salt , as hes already sufficiently fortified with potassium ......a brilliant nutritionist as well as having an impeccable palate , apparently .
@paranoid_manatee3 жыл бұрын
I would watch whatever the hell you put up on this channel.
@michaelkinsella18073 жыл бұрын
I see day drinking in my future. Not this, but something.
@shinydoorknob853 жыл бұрын
The pairing suggestions this time was a wild ride 👍🏻
@dacobjale7543 жыл бұрын
You should do a cheap beer tournament style showdown
@joesharkey80803 жыл бұрын
do a review on beat box drinks
@a.kasper85963 жыл бұрын
Albino Mr. MESEEKS running away from this drink in the background
@StoveLad3 жыл бұрын
review different types of toilet paper. I feel like toilet humor is under rated!
@zero110103 жыл бұрын
You should review glory holes. Or, eating 10 stacks of pancakes in the same sitting.
@ThatGenericCanadian3 жыл бұрын
No salt on a marg rim eh? I disagree but that's the reason I always rim the glass only halfway when I make drinks.
@robertmorrow35113 жыл бұрын
do one of those crown royal colas
@SatanicDemiGod3 жыл бұрын
Great character, funny content
@DirtbagDIY3 жыл бұрын
I'm just waiting on the Henny video
@traviscallen3 жыл бұрын
PV3 - I will watch whatever you post my liege
@tgproductions973 жыл бұрын
I don’t know how I never saw this, maybe it was the title of this one since it reminded me of wine in a Diet Coke can. But PV3 is Dennis Reynolds if the gang abandoned him and his life went off the rails.
@thechemicalspdx3 жыл бұрын
Sodium goddamnit, sodium 🧂. We talked about this.
@BoozeandChill3 жыл бұрын
Right on the nose with frisky house wifes joke😉👍😄
@mellowcornpapi23053 жыл бұрын
Mellow Corn is next right?
@jakeconnelly24413 жыл бұрын
I came for the humor, but I stay for the PVM3 lore.
@craigrogan2203 жыл бұрын
Yo I swear I just saw you in a commercial on tv. Something called Angi