Hector Salamanca very funny scene!

Tio needs the D.E.A.

[@remsensor]

Lol can you imagine how irritating that would be? He's like "Really bitch? Your really going to make me have to spell out drug enforcement administration?"

[@hittingyouoverthehead]

I think its Drug Enforcement Agency.

[@bryce251]

Its Administration.

[@sundarpichai940]

Interesting, I was actually thinking that it would be most irritating to be the nurse.

[@nikolaelez4515]

you 're*

[@Jhon47807]

Imagine working in some nursing home and some old dude wants you to call the feds?

[@jimmy2k4o]

All Walt had to do was record this moment and send it to Gus. He’d die of laughter. 😂

[@Kalenz1234]

Walt: Gus, I know we had our differences. But there is something I need you to see. *Sends video* *2 min later* Gus: All is forgiven.

[@arcticwolfplays5519]

Couldn’t be more true.

[@LucianChadade]

Gus: Hauuu hauuuu hauuu *explodes into shred after the laughter*

[@MrWhite-pn7ui]

His communication skills are outstanding.

[@Beerbottles123]

The fact that the actor can convey those three words of _"You. Stupid. Bitch."_ just with frustrated piss-off death-glares is absolute comedy genius.

[@hankhill5622]

Beerbottles123 😂

[@Berder88]

I think he was trying to say "I Need Dean Norris"

[@RideForRuin]

Unlike him

[@retardednoblemen1956]

Yeah, he could do a Morse Code Message in WW2 even when he had stroke 💀

[@notahandle965]

Lol he's so pissed I actually feel bad for him

[@ebaulabola9100]

IKR it's like the woman thinks he's gone completely senile

[@Tesseract.2012]

Lucky for him, he managed to get her to spell out “Want Schrader” which is seen on the notebook later.

[@davidmb1595]

Watch Better Call Saul, you'll see that he got what he deserved

[@ecco8]

Hitchenson Alfred I don’t, he was such a horrible person.

[@musicislife9825]

Need to go poopy

[@KombatGod]

In the following scene, once he's brought to the DEA you can see her notebook has the words WANT SCHRADER SCHRADER WHERE SCHRADER ...so yeah, this went on for a while.

[@nt7594]

😂😂😂😂

[@OllihuAkbar]

I think that was him saying he will only talk to Schrader when he had already been taken to the office, and not so much him trying to let the nurse know what he meant by DEA

[@KombatGod]

@@OllihuAkbar yeah you're probably right.

[@AkiraHartono]

Yeah, I paused it to see the notes too

[@EurofoniaS]

I AM THE ONE WHO DINGS!

[@joshevans3421]

A guy hears a bell and is annoyed. You think that of me? NO I AM THE ONE WHO DINGS

[@christopherjohnson4469]

Lord of the Dings

[@TheChoppergunner100]

Dingleberge

[@nt7594]

@@christopherjohnson4469 lord of the rings

[@jameswayton2340]

One of the biggest gangsters ever. Need to goooo......... POOPY??? XD

[@captainhook9585]

And the face he makes when she says it😂 its like she thinks hector’s a child

[@musicislife9825]

😂😂😂 I was thinking that when she said it😂😂 “did you already go poopy?”

[@jadenn.hernandez7784]

Captain hook im the one who poops 😤

[@jakep1979]

If Gus was around and he heard it he would be on the floor laughing his ass off.

[@usmanafridi9668]

Shittttttt. How did I miss that? Hahahahahhahahahahahaha

[@abiassiraymond382]

She could've ruined the whole plan

[@jimmy2k4o]

She’s like the dog at the end of The Killing.

[@AnkitSharma-qm7sg]

Hectors reaction to Honey, DEA ain’t a word is absolutely hilarious.

[@jimmy2k4o]

After 5 minutes of her not getting it, Hector gave up and spelled out “T” and “H”

[@gavinoleary4359]

underrated comment

[@Detherocable]

BROOOOOOO

[@hanihani9029]

LMFAOOOO

[@MatheusLB2009]

It took me a few seconds to understand. Made it even funnier

[@nt7594]

😂😂😂😂

[@flyboysteven9979]

"Honey.....DEA ain't a word"

[@Veloziraptor111]

>:[

[@Tesseract.2012]

Even though terms like DEA or FBI are not officially words, being the initials of agencies is what they're well known for.

[@Dominic-Decoco]

tesseract2012 why did you feel the need to state this?

[@SamJakob1]

tesseract2012 It's called an acronym.

[@Tesseract.2012]

I guess if he spelt out APD, she would mistaken it for a misspelled word over recognizing it as Abuquerque Police Department or Auditory Processing Disorder

[@XKT035]

Imagine Stephen Hawking writing "A Brief History of TIme" this way

[@Lalvon_Zelpharr]

He probably want to kill himself halfway through

[@wowalamoiz9489]

@@Lalvon_Zelpharr halfway? He would lose his will to live past five pages!

[@doncorleone7482]

It would be more like " A long history of time " .

[@JacquesMesrine94]

fucking hilarious !! ;)

[@jargonsam]

"Releasing at the end of #$&#!ng time"

[@BIGDZ8346]

Still better communication skills than the twins 😂

[@TheWolfbay]

i wonder how to audition for the role of hector went "we need you to show us how well you can ding"

[@anky9784]

+BaywolfX facial expressions

[@JB1994]

"You must be able to DING with a Mexican accent."

[@TheWolfbay]

Anky i know i am not dissing the actor it's just funny to think about

[@TheWolfbay]

"ok sir now show us your normal ding" *ding" "now give us an angry ding" *ding* "how about my family is dead ding" *ding* "amorous ding" *ding* "you bitch i mean the dea ding" *ding*

[@zobielamouche1]

you clearly don't understand the nature of this role

[@TEAMRONALDO1]

Hector Salamanca that name rings a bell.

[@Gwynarth]

OZYMANDIAS Hahaha! This is so good! Edit: Forgot to say you're the best episode ever.

[@geoffreysorkin5774]

I hope this comment blows up.

[@TEAMRONALDO1]

@@geoffreysorkin5774 thanks man :)

[@TEAMRONALDO1]

@@geoffreysorkin5774 good one

[@tammymcinerney1486]

LMAO I love that

[@gertrudemcfuzz74]

I wish Gus asked Hector if he had to go poopie.

[@magentuspriest]

YES

[@NotCthulhu]

What kind of man needs to go poopie? No man at all...

[@ZombiesGaming100]

LMAOOOO. I CANT BREATHE. Just imagine Gus in that serious voice being like “do you need to go poopie?”

[@HeisenMannj]

Would you look to go poopie Hector , Would you?

[@melofelipe3126]

What poopie to leave behind. One more chance to poop hector

[@giantspiderproductions3356]

I like to believe this scene goes on for another 10 minutes and Hector gets progressivley more angry with her

[@maskedmarvyl4774]

I'm surprised he didn't have another stroke and die. Gus would have either been pissed or delighted.

[@santoslittlehelper06]

When I was in Engineering School, I worked on a project that allowed paralyzed patients (who could only use extremely limited motor functions, like eyes-only) to compose messages and control electronic room fixtures completely independently, without needing to call a nurse. I implemented a way to reduce alphanumeric character selection to 5 moves for any letter, as well as to wirelessly control lights and a room fan... the rest of my team did email and text messages, and a TV remote control. One of my proudest accomplishments from computer engineering.

[@1Nv1s1bL3MaN]

This is pretty cool Is the project available somewhere

[@srptmal3028]

I wonder how to take only 5 moves for any letter and number? Explain please.

[@41installer]

​@@srptmal3028 assume that the letters/numbers are encoded in binary.. if 1 move = 1 binary digit, then 5 moves = 5 binary digits, and 5 binary digits could already encode up to 2^5 = 32 different letters/numbers (assuming the encoding is just binary - it could even be ternary, in which case 5 moves definitely suffice). So what you need is: - an encoding that includes at least all letters and digits - a way for the person to communicate arbitrary digital data in a biomechanical way, e.g. glancing left is 0, glancing right is 1 - teach the person both the character encoding, and the data transmission signals - lastly, build some sort of hardware sensors and software interpreters that can read the person's "data transmissions" in an automated way You can definitely see this is technically possible, the question is how well is it going to work in practice

[@richardmackendrick4342]

That's awesome.

[@jonyahraus4283]

Imagine Hector with that technology 😮

[@klmknop]

Mark Margolis did some god-tier acting both in BB and BCS

[@lermadaniel]

He needs DEAn Norris (Hank's actor)!

[@zachblakemore3567]

Clever

[@pezvonpez]

dee-ahn

[@scottvelez3154]

Bravo Daniel!

[@kippert8912]

he needs DEA-d Gus

[@ElliottYool]

I really can feel uncle Tios frustration 😬

[@lukess.s]

"Uncle Tio" lmfaooooo

[@kkentertainment5279]

somewhere Dex from Saints Row is screaming in his Ultor office, and he doesn't know why

[@cachorrao0703]

JAJAJAJAJA this american gringo is funny

[@kkentertainment5279]

Nazi anime girl ...

[@kkentertainment5279]

Nazi anime girl 😐

[@danielmzlos1895]

This guy has more social skills than I do

[@3P3KVisuals]

"Honey, Dea ain't a word" .... then That look of fiery rage lmao Im dead

[@eadghe]

"Oh, a letter from our daughter! Dear parents, I'm going to fly to the USA..." "Usa? That's not even a word."

[@bluerisk]

An acronym is a word or name formed as an abbreviation from the initial components of a phrase or a word, usually individual letters (as in "NATO" or "laser") and sometimes syllables (as in "Benelux"). But is must be clear (=> context) that it is an acronym.

[@mercereman6280]

@@bluerisk r/wooosh

[@ssh1487]

Jar jar binks would think otherwise

[@jaddaher3823]

Usa dumb

[@dba6097]

In our countey, USA means deer

[@KolateralXC]

DING DING DING DING

[@calvancandy8384]

Brilliant Tio brilliant

[@KolateralXC]

DING DING

[@KolateralXC]

+this is an old comment I was named hect0r swaglamanca back than that's why I made this dickhead of a comment

[@KolateralXC]

yeah yeah

[@KolateralXC]

***** yeah ahuh

[@Zygothdarkknight]

His face is funny but I like that he still has alright memories.

[@corey1054]

Even after watching Better Call Saul where Hector was shown to be a real bastard of a man I still gotta feel kinda bad for him that everyone thinks he is a senile old man when his sences are still there and he has to live with the fact that the reason he has such hardship is because one of his most trusted men poisoned him leaving him paralysed.

[@eater_of_garbage_]

my brother in christ he ran a cartel

[@duncanw5644]

To be fair, did Hector REALLY trust Nacho?

[@69DangerousD]

First off he needs you to stop referring to it as 'Poopie', you're a grown woman!

[@byronsenior6499]

That's kinda how nurses are lol.

[@ottoconde5988]

Also, he’s not 1-years-old

[@ssh1487]

@@byronsenior6499 and they shouldn't be like that, it's immensely patronising and you should hope that neither your parents nor yourself would ever be treated like that when you're elderly

[@byronsenior6499]

@@ssh1487 Agreed actually.

[@carstarsarstenstesenn]

S Sh yea thats the joke

[@angelsasikala4792]

i laughed so hard..............his acting skills are up to notch...........damn..

[@carbinehighlights5396]

Imagine if that nurse asked Tuco if he needed to go poopy

[@real4kGaming]

TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT YEAH HOW MUCH OF THIS STUFF YOU GOT

[@luigicavallo270]

"Are you saying that I'm stupid? YOU THINK THAT I CAN'T GO POOPY MYSELF?"

[@raulquiroz7492]

Poor Hector. First he gets shot in the face by Tony Montana and now this...

[@ricarleite]

"No women! No children! Fuck this!"

[@mattyice1586]

Ace Ventura still owes him rent

[@jimmy2k4o]

And his son(s) is/are the Joker(s)

[@zachblakemore3567]

Get me CLOSER!

[@Doctor699]

Tony had to cancel his contract. Shortly after this Hector too had to cancel his and Gus' contracts.

[@Stuurminator]

I thought he was going for "need death" and I wouldn't have blamed him.

[@schmoonkie]

This actor is just fantastic. I love to watch the scenes he's in.

[@TheMightsparrow]

His face at the end is priceless 😡 He had it coming

[@kaglekoa]

"DEA" literally doesn't ring a bell with her huh

[@anthonygibson5561]

To her credit, I think anyone who isn't literate about such agencies and using lower case "dea" wouldn't really make sense to anyone.

[@sonoftheway3528]

yeah the average person doesn't have the DEA on their mind. It's not common in pop culture like CIA or FBI is.

[@jizou1581]

Say with full certainty you would get it immediately if u hadn’t watched breakung bad

[@somm150]

No one here got the joke

[@dudududu1926]

@@anthonygibson5561 Except she wrote it in uppercase...

[@xtratorque]

I wonder how hard it was for him to not burst out laughing during this scene

[@Tesseract.2012]

If that chart had a period option, it would've made initials more obvious for D.E.A.

[@alb9022]

Wouldn't matter. She's a dumb bitch and shouldn't need periods for it.

[@thexprtgamer5946]

“Dea ain’t a word” Well ain’t isn’t a word

[@jackcarter6629]

ain't is a word today. It is in the Oxford English Dictionary.

[@chronic_slayer5703]

Id laugh my ass off if he made her spell that out.

[@tardis022]

DEA

[@Lalvon_Zelpharr]

I could feel his frustration in this scene lol

[@x46andtwo]

This should be a TV show...is it..DEAR? DEAL? DEAD? Do you need Dead honey?

[@TheAnomaly330]

I loved the way he looked after she asked him "If he needs to go poopy" lmao!!!

[@nickca6104]

I'm surprised Hector Salamanca didn't win an Emmy.

[@CGoody564]

From leading the Italian mafia behind bars to being a major player in the cartel for years... Antonio Nappa and Hector Salamanca... Mark Margolis is one hell of an actor. Hometown hero of mine.

[@TheMarionick]

Take three guesses what Pokémon Hector *Salamenca* would have. Voltorb of course, because it's bald, angry and can blow itself up.

[@rancorhercules3623]

👏👏👏👏 That was creative. You deserve a like for that. Hahaha.

[@lochness3213]

He's saying "need Death"

[@nocksar744]

Dead*

[@LightgreenLP]

@@nocksar744 pretty sure he meant death

[@LightgreenLP]

XD

[@lochness3213]

@@pitasyt1330 lol

[@lochness3213]

@@pitasyt1330 I agree xD

[@l3ol1u]

funny if he stopped at NEED D

[@diegov2631]

That look on hector's eyes when she asked him if he wanted to poop like: "I once was one of the most feared men in the country and I have come to this?"

[@Thunderworgen]

Give this guy a keyboard already, I mean he can use his finger and thats all he needs...

[@emmaporritt5910]

Hector Salamanca really reminds me of Father Jack from Father Ted 😂

[@TeckPanda]

Emma Porritt that would be the greatest tv show just them 2 together in a nursing home

[@ThePaulv12]

Did anyone notice the subtly lit crucifix on the wall above his bed? It's in its own little circle of light. Oh the irony ..

[@analcavity7149]

+ThePaulv12 And how is that ironic?

[@ThePaulv12]

Have you seen the series? It's about the context.

[@analcavity7149]

ThePaulv12 Yes i have seen the series. Let me ask you a question - do you know what irony is?

[@analcavity7149]

+ThePaulv12 No. You just don't know the meaning of irony. Of course, feel free to correct me. Tell me - how do YOU define irony?

[@justincomoa6440]

+Anal Cavity Idiot

[@MultiAlexde]

ding ding ding din g ding ding

[@thealphajourney6108]

Are we on the planet Jupiter? Are we on the planet Saturn? Are we on the planet MARS?? ARE WE ON THE PLANET.....EARTH??? *ding* lmao

[@SidB8]

His face at the end is just awesome!

[@awesumninja8581]

His face at the end 💀

[@f.t.mckinnon5601]

The scene after this was even better.

[@lornemalvo8906]

his face omg ahahahahah

[@arsenalmanz]

😂😂😂

[@caffeinatedbuffalosauce883]

Casting agent: can you push a dinger with intensity

[@XKT035]

Imagine if Stephen Hawking explained the mysteries of the universe using a bell to communicate

[@nathleflutiste]

This scene is a masterpiece.

[@supermariofan03]

"You need to go poopie?" I don't care if you're nursing a handicapped elderly. You NEVER say something like that to a drug lord! That's like asking a retired Hitler "You want me to read you a bedtime story?"

[@chasm671]

Hitler was actually fond of Disney movies. I'm not even joking.

[@JKBDTS]

​@@chasm671And Disney was fond of Hitler

[@letsplay8009]

That was the angryest ding ding ever!

[@chronic_slayer5703]

The look of frustartion he has is the same look i get when the cereal gets stuck in the box behind the bag.

[@user-wg6ik1wi6s]

"You need to go poopie" Hector wants to yell at her for talking like that XD

[@camerongreene3357]

Or probably kill her

[@deBebbler]

"Need to go poopie?" Hector's long-suffering reaction to this kills me.

[@FireOccator]

I'm surprised there isn't an app for this.

[@khangbob]

I cracked up lol

[@hellatze]

No demand

[@code9575]

The fact that an aide doesn't know what DEA stands for is baffling.

[@Anthonycheesman33]

It's crazy how i like him more in better call saul lol

[@NyqWill95]

She never heard of the DEA?

[@sonoftheway3528]

not necessarily that she hasn't heard of it, its just not the first thing you think of when someone is spelling out words for you

[@sonoftheway3528]

the DEA isn't nearly as common in everyday language as fbi or cia. also, many words CAN start with the letters "dea", while few start with cia and none with fbi

[@sonoftheway3528]

I know what the DEA is but, it might not be something that's at the front of everyone's minds when they see the letters "dea"

[@MrBraddles3128]

AH - 10ZZ - Stephen Lewis SS (2682), you’re just wrong all-around. Stop pushing the envelope, you’re just making a fool of yourself.

[@canadianturtle7240]

Need to go poopie?

[@pedro8143]

Funny thing is hector probably had to spell out “drug enforcement administration”

[@luigibrown263]

No. He spelled ''Want Schrader, Where Schader''

[@somm150]

He could have just added "narcos"

[@AlbertaGamer]

Thumbs up this comment if you think the word "bitch" was in his thoughts.

[@bcrunch4232]

+AlbertaGamer Yeah he was possibly thinking "It's DEA Bitch! As in the DEA!"

[@bailsterbailer]

i thought hes gonna make her spell bitch

[@pavelkulinich3354]

It was in my thoughts as well. With word "stupid" standing before.

[@littlen8279]

Hector Salamanca must be good at Cinemasins. *ding*

[@LOLmusics]

Imagine practicing all of those different scowls 😂

[@leafyutube]

Hector should be on wheel of fortune.

[@robertwhitley6233]

What kind of man dings for the DEA? N O M A N A T A L L

[@Daiin0]

Need to go poopie? Lmaoooo

[@DailyDoseofShortsVideos]

I’d like to think he was forced to spell “call drug enforcement association”

[@rob4461]

Later in the episode you can see very briefly, the nurse flips her note pad and it said “Want Schrader” “Schrader” “Where Schrader”

[@ForsakenClarity]

Administration*

[@avia3.44]

Lol Hector is so funny

[@kidpog3d101]

1:59 *blows himself up*

[@TrapCat]

Seeing him well in BCS and then seeing this is hilarious

[@ck1979tt]

This guy was Ace Venturas Landlord 🤣🤣🤣

[@coryboy345]

Better not have any animals in there.....

[@TheLewistownTrainspotter8102]

I can't help but think of the origin story of that bell every time I see it.

[@adityak007]

Salamanca in Tuco's home - So sad... Salamanca in hospital - Wow this guy is badass and super funny...

[@baddvibez8702]

I like how he responded to Hank lol

[@stephanreichelt1960]

between the hair /bell this guy cracks me up!!

[@rightknowledgeman]

that lady never had the makings of a varsity nurse.

[@belongaskip]

wrong series and that made no sense

[@jackcarter6629]

It only works with "Varsity Athlete".

[@Kains_Gaming_Channel]

This is really funny to me.😂😂😂

[@Jonas-xl4wg]

Poor Hector, first he gets shot in the face by Tony Montana, then he gets poisoned by Vaas and ends up in the chair, then ends up in a hospital, then loses all his family, then becomes tortured by the chicken man, then becomes a terrorist, and after all that dies being a terrorist.. poor dude :(

[@alexhollis7052]

To be fair, he wasn't exactly a saint.

[@logancampos2436]

Walter's from malcolm in the middle,tuco is from blood in blood out,hector is from scarface,gus is from fresh & don eladio is also from scarface.

[@Tasha25681]

The way he looks at her at then end always freaks me out imagine being looked at like that with no words to follow! 😳

[@rupamdas4738]

Thats how a computer works at machine language level..binary!!

[@hafeeez87]

Walt planned for him to go to DEA so that Gus would think he snitched

[@thegangbrothers1700]

He is the groot of breaking bad.

[@brenthood9517]

this is so hilarious, lmfao

[@basedpota]

Everybody’s lesson from this is make sure you never have a stroke.

[@tankdogization]

I’d be lucky enough to be placed in a room next to Hector. Hearing the bell ring every day like this to end off with a boom.

[@incargeek]

“S e n d N u d e s”

[@johnestupido1418]

When ever I go to a hotel or place with a bell, I twitch my finger over the bell just like that and give a mad dog look.

[@jimbehr2291]

Old skool gangsters don't talk to the D.E.A.

[@sunilkrishna2591]

Dddaaannngggggg .... Remember when we used to watch Netflix in our web browsers?

[@kelvinlo4812]

I guess his nose is very itchy, so you can feel his pain within his breath