Alonzo Bodden: Stupid Don't Get Tired- Full Comedy Special

[@jonbuilds]

"If I say 'save the whales' I ain't sayin' 'fxxx the dolphins' " is gonna be my recurring thesis for so many necessary conversations. This is a terrific set, thank you!

[@carolyntalbot947]

Perfect analogy for BLM. ❤️

[@laurenbigmamadoughty8652]

Body Count / IceT *No Lives Matter*

[@serramyer2508]

No worries the dolphins Will Fuck u anyway #dolphinRapeCaves 😬🫣🐬

[@jeremybertram5575]

I have a bumper sticker that says... "F*ck the whales, save the bimbos" 🤣🤣🤣

[@compusmart6168]

That one made me laugh out loud.

[@djbdjsbrbxisbegwub34]

Damn we needed this. Get this man a show

[@johncapo2843]

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[@cyrollan]

He does have a rad podcast!

[@mindamichelle5712]

A truly underrated talent - SMH. Is it because his comedy is so intelligent and makes so much sense that it leaves you laughing and scratching your head at the same dang time...? Give Alonzo his due - he's put in his time, he's a true professional - and he's hella funny!!

[@johncapo2843]

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[@chuckiebusa7290]

My favorite comedian. Down to earth and intelligent.

[@HeliumComedyStudios]

Alonzo is one of the best!

[@johncapo2843]

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[@RandomStranger246]

I believe he worked in aviation engineering in some manner before he was an income-earning funny man, so he is truly brilliant.

[@kokoloko2213]

But he is vaccinated 😢

[@iceymagoo]

Consistent quality & longevity = Alonzo Bodden

[@HeliumComedyStudios]

true true

[@ChipJohnson]

Absolutely hilarious across the board. The dude is a riot.

[@Own.lee.who.men.516]

"Two Funny Mamas" brought me here. I'm glad I made the trip. He's very funny!!! 😅🤣😂

[@johnblandersen1626]

Helluvah special! Alonzo Bodden has been a beast who kills for decades and he still delivers the goods! Thanks, Philly Helium for putting this special up. Brilliant!

[@jokeguy4064]

You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll thank me! One damn funny comedy special from one of the best in the game!

[@slar811]

Bodden reminds me a lot of George Carlin. Keeping it real and making my sides hurt in the process. Brilliant show!

[@RyanWBL]

The "people who didn't know shit respected people who knew shit" bit had some good Carlin vibes. Good stuff.

[@johncapo2843]

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[@jonnykroneks3798]

Carlin was a fan of natural immunity. This guys not even close to George

[@HaightTheGreat]

"If it says yes, fuck it." 😂😂😂 Words to live by.

[@eschaton]

Lol! I literally said that out loud 😂

[@joshgottlied8209]

Alonzo killing it as usual 👍

[@johncapo2843]

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[@zemoxian]

@@johncapo2843 Hey I found a few comments you missed. Gonna get on that?

[@rjahill23]

I hope this special blows up, really funny and super strong material.

[@MattNotMatthew_]

Man, this guy been killing it with the same kind of acts since 2011. Absolute Goat. Truly, go Search torrents or maybe daily motion for “Alonzo Bodden 2011 - whos paying attention” that’s where he blew up. He’s in his late career (2024) swan song nowadays, although you’re a little late to the Bodden party, I truly welcome any & all fans of this comedic genius. Edit: Not referring to his podcast which is also named “Who’s paying attention” but rather, his actual first global stand up in 2011, that eventually he named said podcast after in recent years.

[@ringo12112]

Great show. Thanks Alonzo for always delivering. 🎭

[@HeliumComedyStudios]

Alonzo is a true pro!

[@ryan3859]

Hilarious. Better than half the specials I've seen on Netflix.

[@RandyResnick]

Alonzo is the funniest comic today. His comedy is intelligent, insightful and hits home. All of it, politics, dogs, it's all there and all funny. Thank you for letting us see this on KZbin!

[@johncapo2843]

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[@goodasgoing]

My first time seeing what Alonzo look like after almost a decade of hearing his memorable voice on NPRs Wait Wait... Amazing comedian!

[@zemoxian]

Me too. Awesome special.

[@91Laurens]

Big fan of Alonzo! Great special!

[@nikkic46409]

Saw him on Two Funny Mama's podcast, had to check out the set, Alonzo had me laughing from the beginning until the very end! Hilarious!❤❤😂😂

[@andante732001]

Haha. "How you doin, Mr Gates?" I'm laughing so much I've found muscles I didn't know I had.

[@danielocean3699]

I’m a big fan of Alonzo. If I ever run into him I can’t wait to walk up and ask for his autograph and say how grateful I am to meet a member of the 89 clippers lol

[@frankguzman656]

This was Netflix worthy! This was hysterically funny! Loved it! Thank you!

[@QIKUGAMES-QIKU]

A crap on the ground is Netflix worthy buddy Won't be around for much longer until they're forced to change everything about it. But I agree his show is great even though he is uneducated about what hes put into himself along with 99% of the room from the sounds of it... This is perfect evidence of A successful Lie

[@HeliumComedyStudios]

Thank you! That means a lot!

[@koilamaoh4238]

sadly netflix is doing down. When it was #1, that was the best time for anyone to get rich.

[@carolyntalbot947]

@@QIKUGAMES-QIKU Forget vaccines, you shouldn't be walking around without a helmet.

[@princeebon]

Excellent work! The crowd was into it and everything popped!

[@debbiehorn8263]

Except that white guy in the front row. Must be a maga !

[@patrciakavini]

“How do you not hit my child?”😂😂 “no no, I’m hitting him I’m curious how you don’t” lmaooo

[@theawkwardobserver8757]

Absolutely brilliant !

[@johncapo2843]

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[@Soccergirlypop]

Needed to laugh out loud like this! Amazing!

[@HeliumComedyStudios]

That's what we like to hear!

[@johncapo2843]

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[@sarahdell4042]

Alonzo is so underrated! Love this guy

[@BadAcid999]

You killed! Can't wait for the Netflix version!

[@paula65writer]

Smart, brilliant man. Thanks for the laughs, Alonzo. Hope to see you live soon.

[@johncapo2843]

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[@theresabrockettingram4364]

Awesome Alonzo!!! Thank you for joining the 2funnymommas fam. I too am a Wait Wait... & NPR listener. So yes, please let them know we are out here. Thank you for bringing the funny to these crazy streets. Peace & Blessings.

[@johncapo2843]

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[@DrStepperphd]

That was great! Thank you Alonzo!

[@Vincent-ke5zn]

This guy nailed it "STUPID DON'T GET TIRED ".He is 100 %right and he's hilarious 😆 🤣 😂

[@randyjohnson9772]

I STILL LAUGHED AS A ANTI VAXXER SEEING THE IRONY OF ALL THE VAXERS GETING DOUBLE TRIPLE SHOT + HEART ATTACKS ALL OVER

[@3kingkool]

Right

[@johnperrine4003]

He was funny and right. Well except for the vaccine stuff. Because it turned out the anti people were actually right. All the ex-CEO’s of Pfizer and Moderna are spilling it now.

[@zemoxian]

I’m going to try to remember this the next time I come across some stupid.

[@Vincent-ke5zn]

@@zemoxian I see that stupid never gets tired, if you look, you will see it everyday

[@qianamcknight679]

Two Funny Mamas brought me here! Great special!

[@corrado]

great special, thanks for posting it here.

[@lisaboban]

This was so. Much. Fun. Thank you for the laughs!

[@johncapo2843]

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[@comedianzeemoten]

Bodden a beast

[@scottanderson6861]

Zo is a master that should be in the hall. New Netflix special

[@johncapo2843]

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[@LizMiele]

Alonzo is the best! One of my favs!

[@treyhudson73]

Not even 5 minutes in and I'm already dying! Have to admit, I've only heard him on NPR before now. BUT, you can hear his funny even through the clean content.

[@nikischneiter1384]

THANK YOU, Alonzo Bodden! You are a GEM of a human being!! You are admired and beloved! THANK YOU! ❤️

[@shaquawanat]

Came over after watching you on TFM with Sherri Shepherd and Kym Whitley. This was hilarious and I can’t wait to see more!!

[@christianscacchetti9178]

He’s been going strong ever since I first heard him more than 15 years ago in Bob and Tom. Hilarious stuff!

[@desireewagner1479]

I am an audience from 2 Funny Mama's, just saying😃 Incredible show, I smiled and giggled and laughed from ear to ear from start to end. Bravo 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

[@nikkic46409]

me too! He was hilarious on there and on this comedy show!

[@tammysoto9682]

facts

[@johncapo2843]

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[@elite3737]

I first heard about Alonzo Bodden on Two Funny Mammas podcast yesterday and now I’m a fan! This performance is 💯 comedic satisfaction 😂👏🏽

[@biddybop8515]

Me too 🧡

[@tammysoto9682]

me three....

[@desireewagner1479]

Evens me🙃😁

[@matthewsanders7232]

Alonzo is a true talent.

[@serahnock2334]

Every line has such depth, intelligence, truth and comedy to it. Brilliant he is. AND Hilarious!!

[@johncapo2843]

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[@ericwilliams1023]

Not too brilliant if he got jabbed up..

[@Musingsonthelawofattraction]

​@@ericwilliams1023 He seems smart.. so I'm hoping he didn't. Only the truly stupid were voluntarily jabbed.

[@loislane1290]

Two Funny Mama's 👍🏽

[@andante732001]

Hilarious and refreshing.

[@andrewcaplan8880]

I never add comments to any videos. Alonzo- this was amazing. I hope you see this. Very very funny. Great points made as well. Just a great show.

[@johncapo2843]

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[@cm3753]

He’s always funny and consistent, deserves more notoriety 🤣🤩

[@leimoan800]

I love his delivery 🤣😂🤣 #stupiddon'tgettired

[@hhunstad2011]

Loved it, great content and delivery! Thanks for sharing on the tube!

[@johncapo2843]

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[@sann5715]

Loved you on Two Funny Mama’s. Didn’t realize how funny you are Alonzo. 😂

[@johncapo2843]

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[@taimatsuko]

A great end to my weekend!

[@HR-re6mr]

This was hilarious! Saw you on Two Funny Mamas!

[@lizdickerson7038]

Came here after watching Alonzo guest host on Kym Whitley and Sherri Shepherd’s Two Funny Mommas podcast!

[@JohnAquariusPodcast]

Yoooo! Alonzo still got it. Hilarious 😁😆.

[@thatsfunny]

Well done Alonzo. Great stuff as always.

[@botwiggs6782]

This man is funny. The special is funny. That’s the deal.

[@johncapo2843]

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[@thijs1]

Absolutely hilarious and effortless. Thank you!

[@emilstanciu2832]

I lift my hat with respect for this man. Cheers mate!

[@rikkiechambers4959]

Great set !! I just love your humor thanks !!

[@vanessawhitneypro]

Brilliant man... Brilliant comic... Thank You, Alonzo.

[@biddybop8515]

Here after watching Alonzo on 2 funny mommas 🧡

[@rosannavitale9922]

Thank you. More, please.

[@bodichair]

First time I've heard of Alonzo. He has some funny fresh humor.

[@johncapo2843]

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[@dustincarter6722]

Great set your a true professional love your material

[@kellidinit3725]

He is so right! Stupid don’t get tired.

[@hazknow12]

Stupid don't know it's stupid so when stupids get together, they can still laugh 😏

[@tomoaktree6551]

I been a fan hearing Alanzo on, "wait, wait, don't tell me " this is the first time ive seen him do stand-up. And ... i absolutely 💯 Love it! Excellent job!! Good luck at "Chuckles"!

[@ArchAngelsDown]

Always great

[@FairianEdw]

Best laugh ever ! God you're good man haha ! 🤣🤣🤣👌🏽👏🏼👏🏼

[@SmilingGeorgeSA]

This Special deserved a bigger venue.

[@athorman98]

Glad I saw a little preview of this on Instagram!

[@kathyboeskool1209]

Great Job! Loved every minute!

[@mdb9501]

Great set, laughed all the way through

[@Cfemimoore712]

I used to see Alonzo on Dry Bar. Two Funny Mamas had him on promoting this. I'm A BIG Fan Of THESE Folks. 💎💎💎💎💎💎

[@ebonyknight5]

Always loved Alonzo! Consistently funny!

[@johncapo2843]

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[@charleslewis1522]

I love me some Alonzo Bodden!!!!

[@queenholland8866]

A Comedic Genius 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@jssamp4442]

I laughed so much it hurts and I loved every minute of it. Alonzo Bodden is either a future comedy superstar or the people who make those decisions are among the tireless stupid. Not only a brilliant comic but a great story teller with a voice makes you want to gather round and listen to him talk.

[@johncapo2843]

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[@worldhealthrn]

He's been on the scene awhile

[@jssamp4442]

@@worldhealthrn I have missed out not knowing of his talent til now. If I hadn't seen him on TYT I might not still.

[@svartendavo]

Just ran into Alonzo's comedy and it's so clever and hilarious. He just made my Saturday night. "Stupid don't get tired" my guy is earning his way into the tradition of wise men starting with King Solomon and his proverbs.

[@colinedwards4959]

Stupid don't get tired... a gem right there

[@deborahrose7302]

Fantastic!!!

[@nealart]

Thanks Alonzo!

[@StoptheHateJustDebate]

This dude is a comedy genius!

[@ECLECTICNOW]

Maaaaan this was even better than I thought it would be! Who's payin attention? You are

[@susanwest4655]

Very funny. I watched you this morning on Two Funny Mamas, & was directed here.

[@terieseful]

Very funny! Thank you! 😂

[@chrisbull6119]

Great special! Thanks

[@MatMartinComedy]

Fantastic

[@sarahbyrne8501]

Missed this man…!!!!

[@JLewis-np9cw]

Watched you on Two Funny Mamas and had to check you out! I enjoyed your show! Thanks for sharing your gift!

[@TwoFunnyMamas]

❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@cherylhall1374]

Totally hilarious loved the show

[@schlabunsen]

Absolutely hilarious, glad i stumbled over this...

[@erictalbert4633]

Great Comedian! Always was

[@cheryltaliaferro4342]

Hello from STL I saw you on Two Funny Mamas. I had to check out your show. I wasn't disappointed I loved it❤

[@db_cooks]

Just discovered this incredibly talented comedian and I’m so glad! 😆

[@mrstiffanyalexandrashain4489]

Thank you alaonzo. You just articulated things that I think are going to truly help the world in a reachable way. You. Are. The. Man.

[@erikaiam8864]

I appreciated the realness. Thank you for that 💯