hell divers stream #1 (2/29/2024)

[@loganhollander5481]

I'm smoking on Malevelon Creek mist grown liberty pack. They watered this with the oil of 36 Hulks. Shit's so democratic it should be asking me "where's super earth"? Diver, this shit will turn your stratgems off. Mini nuke levels of sour. Lung slaughtering Rocket Devastator kush. This shit got super samples on it so you know the thc to cbd ratio is fuckin swag diver. A whiff of this shit?... yeah this that stratagem scrambler moon grass this shit straight out of The Creek. This shit is what shot General Brasch. RIP my diver forreal dawg

[@Sociopastor]

P E A C E

[@nothanks8128]

i have no idea what youre saying😂😂

[@TheFuri0uswc]

You smoke? Really hell diving muther fuckas dip. Ain't got time to light up when dem bugs creepin on me. Dawg only thing that fat ass smoke cloud is doing giving every bot your ip address so they can send your parent exactly the reason why they're disappointed in you.

[@philltdp6603]

Not sure whats worse, the fact I simultaneously know exactally what you saying and have no fucking clue, or the fact I had a stroke while reading but also completely agree

[@DaYemenball]

@@philltdp6603I have the answer for you, *FOR SUPER EARTH!!!!!!!* ➡️➡️⬇️

[@TheCammunist]

Heavenly and Grouse already level 45+. Dufaq

[@JustRayken]

Heavenly skipped Prom night to grind left for dead. Do you really thought he wouldn't be high level? The Man GRIND.

[@raptonsoul2557]

In the earth defence force video heavenly literally had a fall ranked fencer, these are his types of games

[@Nmille98]

GRIND FOR DEMOCRACY, FELLOW VOTERS!

[@spectrastar2749]

He also played with Zentraya and Matara Kan i believe@@JustRayken

[@kuyagab4444]

Heavenly skipped another prom night to powergrind Helldivers w

[@swigmcale7555]

I can’t wait to see the inevitable video from Badger about this game.

[@martyatchley7096]

Same!

[@JackCabbit20]

Same bro I know the boys will definetly have highlights of enjoying the game

[@NeutralGuyDoubleZero]

His avatar already looks like an armor from this game lol

[@legotaku_yt1108]

This has to be the most Badger coded game ever.

[@adill5160]

So hyped.

[@arsonexc]

Never let badger have a 50% chance prompt, its happened with the Payday 2 drill and now its happening in Helldivers

[@rarinrecruit3150]

Along with his Fallout New Vegas Luck stat of “Two-Headed Coin Flip”

[@JJCreggadeath]

Fucking hell not again!

[@JohnDoe12345.]

Oh no. Oh God. Grouse and Guece are gonna have a LOT of fun with this one. LET FREEDOM RING!

[@TheDeerTonic]

When the full video come out. It's going to be heat..

[@rarinrecruit3150]

I can hear a few lines like “Filled with so much Democracy Trump needs to build another wall to CONTAIN IT.” and “So much freedom that I wonder if America has spread its boarders across not just land but into the depths of the ocean as well”

[@Creym464]

"vietnam war but turn to 21" its gotta be that title

[@Yesnaught]

Helldivers isn't really an extraction shooter... the extracting part is optional if you run it close enough to the wire.

[@hiddenmaster6062]

The reason why Dragon Ball calls the cyborgs androids is nothing more than a lazy fuck up on the dubbing company's part. I don't know if anyone else but Funimation got it straight, but in the original, the Japanese, they're called cyborgs cuz that's exactly what they are, no two ways about it.

[@woodlefoof2]

they were called artifical humans, and 16 and 19 were androids. along with some of the other numbers earlier were also androids. i think 8 was an android? but not 100% and i really dont think that the Z fighters are the type to care about proper nomenclature enough to call them cyborg 17 and 18 but android 16 and 19 and then go "oh well i thought 20 was an android but i guess he was a cyborg"

[@coldheartedreaper]

Hey badger, you do realize that fight automatons at the creek is pretty much saying your in two different Arnold Schwarzenegger movies, aka predator and Terminator

[@kaidliga7739]

Can't wait to see this video in the main channel

[@eternalmiasma5586]

I can already tell the helldivers 2 video is gonna go crazy

[@Komodo2046]

Really wish I could meet the badger. I've watched him on and off for years so I can let them build up and binge them for a while. Starting my binge again after losing my job. Really hope I see him on the battlefield.

[@vastolord_a7853]

43:07 Why the fuck, is "material" in "anti-material rifle," spelled "materiel?" Im sitting here staring at it like "something aint right, here."

[@xoschohoko2327]

It's a borrowed French term, and is actually referring to military assets rather than the actual material of what something is made out of. For example, an APC would be considered "materiel"

[@StrongHoov]

can't wait for the jokes when badger makes a vid out of this game.

[@NthDoctorWho]

Sure, one of your player voices can be Sasuke Uchiha/Peter Parker, but mission Control is Sonic the Hedgehog (Roger Craig Smith) and the news lady is Amy Rose (Cindy Robinson)

[@gamefan6142]

I love how Heavenly has that supportive dad energy in this video.

[@EDUB327]

OMG I’ve been looking for this! Subbed to this channel as well.

[@fawkes.6820]

WHERE IS THE HELLDIVER VIDEO??? we know you all had fun and we want that fun animation explanation of the game

[@ConflictingJumps]

40:05 true, the meme is old and is basically on par with excessive team killing which is somehow funnier?

[@MrMcHoonter]

I just know badger is gonna have endless fun making this video

[@AlbertJ04]

I keep missing your streams because I keep falling asleep when you stream.

[@SilverKappa]

This is the best tutorial for this game I've seen. Just don't do anything Badger does and you're all set.

[@sonicplague3643]

Oh snuffy's there

[@LITTLEFOOT918]

Where?

[@sonicplague3643]

@@LITTLEFOOT918 she talked at the beginning and a few other times

[@tonygibson1969]

Can't wait for your hell divers video

[@MeridianSon]

3:35 HEY! JUST LIKE ME!!!!😂 Nothing like "the gentle touch of an IRON FIST."

[@jakkrit6910]

Most of youtube video said light armour op but personally i think passive that revive you 50% of the time is op. you literally half your death count. and with stamina booster your stamina is not a problem anymore.

[@Goblinmode-zo9ip]

Well yeah cause all armor takes the same amount of damage right now, if you're good you shouldn't be dying and that's just not how statistics works. also with the shield generator backpack you can negate the damage done to you while you run to cover.

[@soksocks]

It cause armor rating generally doesn't matter at the moment. So players are choosing light for stamina(with the boost as well)to move more quickly. You can run medium and heavy but light is still the way to go for most things. Though I do agree that having a 50% to not die(not revive, like you said)from that one armor is pretty neat

[@followerofteaandspice1815]

armor values atm are very broken so yeah, armor doesn't matter atm, should get fixed soon though

[@crumbtoasties6603]

I’m so excited for badger to possibly make a video on this

[@SpinaJiraiya]

I love Heavenly in the maiden world typing out and being encouraging..... Badge questions something "Try it" Man knows where he is 😂

[@vastolord_a7853]

Oh thats why chest hemorrhaging never seemed to do anything. Didnt know the Super Citizen armor had a passive. I think thats why when your chest is injured you cant stim because even though youre injured, you didnt lose health from the bleed, and cant stim at full health. Though admittedly it's weird that your chest got injured and you didnt take damage from whatever injured you, lol.

[@BD-Helldroid]

Cant wait for the Video on this, plus there is a quad launcher now so have fun with that Badger

[@krustygaming5887]

Can’t wait for the full video

[@bansheebacklash3730]

Oh hell yeah we getting a Helldivers video let's gooooo

[@brody-mu5mc]

All right guys today it starts. I'm watching all of these

[@brody-mu5mc]

In one sitting

[@profsnldmbss]

cant wait for your helldivers video on the main channel

[@chaosdragon5160]

I'm not even surprised when helldivers 2 came out. You already know players gonna be grinding like crazy maybe skip sleeping example heavnly and grouse

[@jester_24-78]

Heavenly and grouse using some the worst armors as far as mods and run speed. In this vid pretty sure they changed the ways 😂

[@kuyagab4444]

I am wondering when you and da bois are touching this banger of a masterpiece.

[@hrabia6558]

FOR SUPER EARTH

[@GTalon5]

I'm looking forward to the video.

[@sirfrostysnow6913]

Wish I could play this so bad

[@Axolotlhitjackpot]

Me too pal

[@joshorihara889]

I love that the shitpost default name that everyone chooses for the ship is "Fist of Family Values"

[@Null-iq5rj]

he really should make shorts with helldivers

[@brunoks6951]

Oh no, he said the "Society" in Comic Sans!

[@Doombl4de]

I love that heavenly doesnt give a damn about creek and is more pressed that he got left behind in ubeana

[@ukecovers6129]

My ship is SES Hammer of Dawn

[@eyesofdeath01]

Badger and crew vs. liberal bugs and commie robots can’t wait for the full on video of memes about this

[@_zealos_8213]

i see we got another "Fist of Family Values" in our ranks

[@demodemon8940]

Cannot WAIT for this to be a video lol

[@YuriiTemnikov]

If y hold aiming, then it stay in 3rd person view. For 1st person y must just tap rmb.

[@adill5160]

God he really needs to try the later difficulties.

[@madmask7987]

Honestly, this game is so Badger’s alley is not even funny 😂😂😂 I would have been very disappointed if he never played it

[@Ariana321]

Oh christ he took the same ship name as me lol

[@alexanderrupert4379]

Dude, stop. This video is gonna kick ass.

[@adamcheklat7387]

42:52: You got that right.

[@brightestlight9462]

bro this guy you're playing with being like "trash, trash, don't pick that" like bro it's all viable, pick whatever looks fun jesus christ lol, got the crew playing the game for you, which is fine but like damn

[@loganazyma58]

Idk dawg, use the breaker spray and pray to beat any of the high difficulty missions and tell me "they're all viable". Like idr mean to come off as a dick but half the stats in the weapon screen are confirmed to be incorrect and even the devs say they're disappointed in the performance of some of the weapons. There's things listed like "light armor penetration" that are sometimes just outright lying to you. The slugger for instance has medium armor penetration despite being labeled as light armor pen. The spray and pray doesn't even do light armor penetration seemingly on my testing of it. Etc etc.

[@Reptilefan69]

Russianbadger hasreturned😊

[@BigGooberFish]

Warhammer: Democracy Edition

[@MeridianSon]

PLEASE produce content on your other channel for this game FOR MANAGED DEMOCRACY!!!

[@Waveman26]

Dude he needs to make an exited funny video with his friends on this it would be awesome

[@SmallM4A1]

Not bajur walking infront of team fire XDDD 9:29

[@alexcarlson7006]

Runescape mentioned!!!

[@abnegazher]

BEHOLD! KHARN THE BOTRAYER.

[@blackvial]

Fist of Family Values is a super popular name, Jeremy Dooley and Matt Bragg both have it as well

[@Mills-rj4ts]

I lagged in late, sorry.

[@ghostblade5954]

Dis gonna be gud

[@thefettofthevoid]

Badger get to the fuckin creek!

[@Ramon-d9t]

Sweet liberty i love it

[@prepareuranus8097]

this game was absolutely made for you boys. or maybe you where made for this game. i cant decide which. cant wait to see your usual shitposting democratic video on this. gotta cover the past warfronts and fill people in on the beautiful democracy and liberation. on both fronts.