Hell vs Heaven - Best of SleepyCast

[@Birbucifer]

cory moaning halo in the background makes it

[@GrimZombiex]

so fuckin goofy

[@aarongarcia5037]

They did it before it became a meme

[@ThatBugBehindYou]

LolWut Literally everyone did it before it was a "meme".

[@rambact5769]

Oh I thought it was just a song they always sing at my church.

[@thecritic8483]

Yay 666 likes my fav

[@KeeveBlanco]

7:03 When Cory called the rapture Y2K I lost my sides.

[@malikoniousjoe]

He’s like a horse shoes and hand grenades thesaurus. You know what he means, but you always have to put in the effort to understand

[@comixproviderftw_02]

"Wait, sex is supposed to be fun?"

[@BeegroovyWithTheAutz]

ComiXProvider FTW_02 me before I realized I was a lesbian

[@devinneill1310]

@Rick Wilkinson She's trying to be relatable by relating the funny quote to her personal life, as many people do in response to quotes anywhere online. The fuck is you problem?

[@Wyrm3]

@rickwilkinson1909 I asked

[@jackofall2362]

Heaven is an old folks home and hell is a frat house

[@Corkoth55]

Niall burping himself into a demon made me cry laughing. the first time I heard it I thought they purposely edited his voice to sound like a demon because of the subject matter 😂 😂

[@Corkoth55]

4:50

[@willpawelko]

3:42 is my favorite quote in all of sleepycast

[@junelaananke7138]

I dunno, my favourite interpretation of heaven is just contentment. You get there and you're not bored, you're just content. You're okay with not doing anything because there is no restlessness in your soul, you're just relaxed for all eternity. It's not there to make you have a good time, but just have the time to sit back, think about nothing and be okay.

[@LuckyCrust]

Maybe in heaven you are turned into an energy. An entity with no need for a physical form. Evolved past the need for sexual pleasure or need of acceptance or anything like that.

[@BlizzardofOze]

Sounds kinda like just being dead.

[@OriginSpeed]

I'd hate that tbh

[@junelaananke7138]

@@OriginSpeed Not in that case, you wouldn't! You'd literally be too content to hate it, and that's what's fantastic

[@junelaananke7138]

@@BlizzardofOze It's being dead but you actually get to enjoy it

[@ghostikko9929]

I feel like god only wanted to start a civilization but we jumped to conclusion and started worshipping him all wilynily

[@thewillustrater2847]

Life is just one giant Civ game

[@ne0space]

The whole thing about the sins is meant to be if you do them in a bad way, like take pride in being an annoying fuck or something. It doesn't mean you shouldn't take pride in being a good person. It's just saying "Yo, you can be proud of this stuff, so long as you aren't proud of stuff you shouldn't be proud of." Same goes for the other sins. Oh, and Dante's Inferno isn't actually "biblically cannon." Dante just wrote it to try and express how much he fucking hated the pope, and some other stuff in his life. Its still somewhat interesting to read though. Especially when you realize how many times Dante takes a jab at the Pope.

[@seansmith6255]

Yeah dantes inferno is propaganda Which is why cassius and brutus are seen as on the level of judus

[@av4d]

"I'll be god in this scenario"

[@ajaxstamper9064]

stamper is hot

[@rabolli1030]

Lust

[@Chibblechabble]

Going to hell :c

[@buddygang9834]

how did they not make a deviled egg joke

[@mikeisrael92]

hell is just heaven for bad people

[@jasonmcneil6357]

M.I. A that's deep

[@Insanefishinguy]

I think its pretty funny how much they are taking things out of context here, but its nowhere near a serious criticism of religion.

[@maxkennedy7430]

Doctor Who said that.

[@nouveaucrevette]

isnt hell supposed to be something you hate and cant stand or some shit? and is heaven supposed to be something you love? what if heaven had the chicks and shit?

[@devalphamon7289]

nice boy sean lust is sinful though, id think in heaven youd be pretty much lobotomized down to only what gods sees as virtuous.

[@benjaminnormal9968]

Being proud of yourself is not what the sin of pride is. The sin of pride is when you find yourself better than others and won't stoop down to their level. As someone whose life is plagued by their own pride, believe me when I say it's a sin. Being proud of yourself is VERY different.

[@biinmccolslaw6049]

"Having or showing a high or excessively high opinion of oneself or one's importance." The very definition of proud, you gremlin eating goon

[@launcherx2044]

@@biinmccolslaw6049 no that's narcissism ya goof

[@biinmccolslaw6049]

@@launcherx2044 same difference

[@carlitosjaeger5965]

No that’s oof you goof

[@koreboar4646]

when you're watching the podcasts in order, and you're on the same wavelength as best of

[@rickyp.martin3209]

God got bored with his dinos because they just did the same thing everyday. The reason why we aren't extinct yet is because we are entertaining, ww1 was so good it got a sequel, but threequals are usually the worst so we'll see.

[@deece1482]

This makes so much sense.

[@ARuiz-eu3hk]

God: "Their just doing the same shit everyday. What the fuck? Ugh, this is autistic, I'm over this shit." *Walks to reset lever, pulls it down, asteroid impact*

[@DatRealTom]

Pretty sure I'd prefer to truly die, rather than going to heaven or hell

[@unlimited-edge]

Honestly I feel like it’d be a weird inverse, as in whenever you go to Heaven you get to do whatever you want and in Hell you aren’t allowed to do anything. Hell is supposed to be punishment, why would they let you have any joy at all? It’s like they said the sins are taken to their extreme, like being fed until you explode etc.

[@FragmentedR_YT]

UnlimitedEdge but how can you do whatever you want in Heaven if sin isn’t allowed in Heaven? Conclusion: both suck, I’d rather actually die.

[@lololyoyo1014]

when he burped and sound like a demon it ligit made me think he turned into a demon

[@ArinJager1]

pride is a sin... "I'm a proud christian" * facepalm * -_-

[@papaq3810]

Arin Jäger, checkmate atheis- wait a minute.

[@booates]

good thing pride only has one possible meaning

[@clawzx1195]

*_FACEPALM_*

[@Roundabout_05]

That’s not the same kind of pride but okay

[@ArinJager1]

@@Roundabout_05 pride's pride... and it's dumb

[@noahodum6646]

My interpretation of the seven deadly sins it is like it's okay until you do it too much Exp: if you eat a little bit more then considered healthy that's not bad as long as you aren't being worn by doctors time and time again that you'll die from eating.

[@wanderingrandomer]

I hate being worn by doctors. They should get their own clothes.

[@itsasecrettoevery1]

@@wanderingrandomer ikr they have horrible taste in fashion

[@Chibblechabble]

4:54 yep, demon

[@purplexzin]

I think the funniest thing about things like this is when people fail to realise Hell isn't the devils "Domain" ... there's no demon babes or sinful fun he's going to be burning as well. The fact people think he owns hell is always baffling.. there a reason he tries to drag people down with him.. and it's not for a party that lasts for eternity

[@tuffjiggly8566]

I mean with as many sects Christianity has I'm sure there's at least one that says he controls the domain. It all depends on which translation of an interpretation of a translation you pick

[@artiblanco1288]

Holy shit Niall burping actually freaked me out

[@TheDecayingLamb]

Stamper rips a bong in the background at 9:13 🤙🤙 yee yee

[@sethewing2576]

Can never here this song the same again. Arthur dun oofed

[@Biodeamon]

heck is definitely not fun. its either cold as shit or too warm, and there are constant windstorms or having to climb over eachother. although just sitting around on clouds and chilling doesn't seem to be all that fun either. although I can't say for sure what bliss would be like forever. but in a battle heaven would just vaporize anything with laser beams or whatever.

[@Orbzul]

I think satan would let you nap as long as you want without bothering you too much. Sloth is a sin after all.

[@84everfan90]

As a Christian, I can confirm that heaven and hell are nothing like they describe.

[@clownduckkky9508]

If hell was a party with a demon girl closet were u never got sick of partying I don’t want to go to heaven

[@attackofthecopyrightbots]

lmfao theyre ignoring the constant torture in hell

[@tuffjiggly8566]

That's just the squares in heaven putting down the party dudes for enjoying BDSM

[@somecitrus7561]

I wonder how many people are on a watchlist for looking up "sleepycast baby's anuses"

[@oblivionnow92]

You guys have a point, but too much of any of these things will bring you to a very dark place

[@azmanabdula]

In that situation god is being Greedy (For out attention), Gluttonous (Demands all to do it) Envious (Of our time) Proud of himself, obviously Wrath comes later Or nothing will happen (Sloth) Whats the other one?

[@8ball180]

Lust

[@rabolli1030]

And he’s horny for people I guess

[@vacant4]

lmao stamper is so great

[@Cooyy]

the beginning was the best part

[@moshiadnfusionfallfa]

Demons are just angels kicked out from heaven. They're still repulsed by sin just as God. And they make people commit sin because they hate anything that Gld created. So no, I don't think hell is fun and games.

[@justaperson2693]

Hell is a burn victim convention Heaven is NNN convention

[@EthanTheDinoNerd]

Wait is it that dude that do those voices in those games like Castle Crushers and Battle Block Theater?

[@malikoniousjoe]

Yeah, that’s Stamper

[@Terrakinetic]

I believe if heaven were real none of the sins would be possible. You don't go to heaven with your physical body. You're stripped of all your Earthly abilities once you go to heaven and left an incorporeal soul. Even the neuro-chemical functions of your brain are gone, and you no longer have your five senses. Instead you're left in a single state of euphoric worship of God, unable to ever generate new memories, surrounded by perhaps your family or whatever vestiges of what could be called memories of your family. Meanwhile God and the angels use you like a battery to fuel whatever dynamics run their social hierarchy and different physical laws. Boom, eternal happiness with God forever (or if entropy exists in heaven, until your soul runs out of energy).

[@Wyrm3]

That's kinda fucking scary. I like being a meat person :(

[@LichKingAzerak]

They dont really use 7 deadly sins rules any more

[@Cancelableoffense]

Seven deadly sins is in my top 10 anime.

[@biinmccolslaw6049]

it suck bad

[@nicolascharron1038]

The Roman Empire is to blame for all this. Heaven is a videogame, life on earth is the tutorial. Hell was known as a place of rehabilitation, but Romans knew even then that people were gullible, so they changed the rules. Jesus didn't like that, he was an outcast. If Jesus appeared in front of these Zealots, none of these people would believe it's him.

[@kbot2466]

8:00 I fuckin died

[@Crash_2099]

4:24 8:04

[@ghostlymelody834]

Alternative title:the boys talk about why no one wants to leave hell in hazbin hotel

[@lobsermahn7262]

just shidded on me

[@virgilsreturn]

Aw but I like ping pong

[@CountOfMonteCristo_]

I don’t think these guys understand the concept of Heaven and Hell...

[@alalmalal]

Soooo true

[@chirbychoo]

damn he cant live in the Bahamas now

[@ben96221]

halo theme plays

[@jonm8655]

To be fair angels were scary

[@LMFAO_FAN_2004]

They predicted Helltaker

[@chaosincarna]

Animators first depth. It's hilarious listening to people try to rationalize shit they usually avoid thinking about.

[@kingmoods]

Yo

[@mastermew101]

Yall ever played doom?

[@wariopimpdaddy2291]

4:15

[@coffeeinfusedowl1159]

I mean there os sex in heaven its just not the sex we know

[@Derinrin]

Devil should sue God for defamation, totally not cool of him to paint Devil as this big bad person.

[@brodieknight772]

That's literally what Christianity is: Don't want things, don't have fun, stay inside, know your place, farm all day, don't bother the important people, be happy with having nothing, trust that God will solve all of your many problems. Never been a better way to keep the unwashed masses sedated.

[@sepedrainc.6487]

In most cases though God is the cause of the problems in nearly every scenario in the bible

[@kylepietrusiewicz2749]

Ok fedoralord

[@rabolli1030]

Basically be gods bitch

[@deece1482]

Jesus Christ take your fedora off. I can smell the Reddit sweat coming off you from here.

[@brodieknight772]

@@deece1482 ok I'm sorry

[@gnatfelton4117]

People always take the sin idea to the enth degree and make up loop holes that aren't a thing

[@blueray2174]

To be fair we're talking about a religion that reads more like a comic book than anything, and has still manages to have a worse fan base

[@kylepietrusiewicz2749]

@@blueray2174 "tips fedora"

[@blueray2174]

@@kylepietrusiewicz2749 No u

[@kylepietrusiewicz2749]

@@blueray2174 "tips harder"

[@blueray2174]

@@kylepietrusiewicz2749 "swiftly dabs"

[@HareHaruhi]

It's pride as in hubris

[@xSoqui]

Where do you guys get these depictions of Heaven and Hell?

[@Ravethecat12]

Soqui Music Pretty sure they were making them up for their own amusement.

[@dakotaspruell1083]

The seven deadly sins aren’t in the Bible

[@R33fth3b33f]

Isnt heaven and hell not real?

[@goonily1]

wouldn't you get used to being tortured in hell, humans are very adaptable after like 21 days you would probably just be used to getting your guts ripped out or getting stabbed

[@2525Kody]

Well I've never had my guts ripped out, so how would I know. I would assume its highly unpleasant.

[@makarin741]

I never got this argument. No the human body does not get used to torture. Where did that myth even start? Maybe over an insanely long amount of time like thousands of years it’s theoretically possible. But even then you are dealing with an all powerful and all knowing entity. He can just make you feel it again.

[@goonily1]

I forgot all about this stupid shit , yea your right

[@ilovejews1670]

Jesus christ (haha) that was painful to listen to.

[@deathhzrd]

First

[@xxxpockyparadoxxx3284]

Both heaven and hell are christian fanfictions written by dante algieri anyways; they technically arent real in christian belief.

[@jakesonbewser5993]

4:15

[@Thekings1716]

4:52

[@Corkoth55]

thank you. that's what I came for.

[@uzimakiking]

6:27

[@uzimakiking]

3:43

[@gryphon50c]

4:51