Hello Internet Wax Cylinders

[@stirhaven1981]

They should release the transcript in a slab of heiroglyphs.

[@moramento22]

Yeah, something like a Rosetta Stone

[@TheGreatSteve]

@@moramento22 And then Braille.

[@moartems5076]

The Great Steve Pfff, are you some kind of modernist? Cave paintings are the way to go.

[@calvino6949]

@@moartems5076 Cave paintings? Too contemporary. How about we force elderly Tim's to memorize the contents of the podcast and send them around the world to orally recite it. Then the tims who have heard it can tell other tims and so on until that podcast episode becomes the lore of the tribe.

[@Reverse-Isekai_Victim]

@@calvino6949 Orally transmitted HI episodes should become a new tradition for the great Tim Tribe.

[@domramsey]

I'm still waiting for the special edition where Brady & Grey come to my house and shout it directly into my earholes. (Brady on the right, of course.)

[@thelastcube.]

How dare you, you monster Brady's alwals on left and Grey's on the right

[@kekchanbiggestfan]

Where else would he be?

[@patrickzecchino6812]

Next episode is only delivered orally in a theater.

[@CarrotConsumer]

There will be an episode passed down orally from father to son.

[@TehFreakers]

Next episode will take place in an undisclosed Starbucks in the midwestern United States and they'll be talking quietly to themselves and you'll only get to listen to it if you were coincidentally at that Starbucks and eavesdropping.

[@reasonnottheneed]

It would be hilarious if the episode is a two minute backblaze ad

[@conanichigawa]

Use the promocode WAXCYLINDER to get 10% off your first purchase.

[@ben_1]

"Did the annual heatwave in the UK cause your wax-cylinders to melt and you lost all your recordings? Not with Backblaze..."

[@ihaveagun22]

Can't wait until there is a freebooted version on KZbin so I can actually listen to it.

[@gressorialNanites]

Good luck, with that.

[@XPStartupSound]

@@gressorialNanites I will always ready that in Grey's voice.

[@thelastcube.]

Dude, they're sold out now What do I even do now if I wanted to hear 'em

[@gressorialNanites]

I still very highly doubt that anyone who bought these can play them back. These are (in my eyes anyway) collectors' items, never to be used.

[@QwertyuiopThePie]

@@gressorialNanites The vinyl episode got one almost immediately.

[@Vederant]

Next episode will have to be played back by a specialized team of crickets using only their mating noises.

[@General12th]

No. It's a Fourier series of an enormous array of bees fluttering at different frequencies.

[@thejesuschrist]

fascinating!

[@Awkairo]

Unexpected seeing you here.

[@Mayrink.]

A whopping 18 seconds (ish) of the episode were shown (said?) in this video. Considering the episode is about 2 minutes in lenght, *it would be like Avengers Endgame releasing a 25+ minute trailer* ! Which I could see happening in these trailer-obsessed days, to be honest.

[@ieatgarbage8771]

Felipe Mayrink I saw Avengers Endgame and immediately stopped reading

[@helderboymh]

yeah it'd be like a 25 min trailer as part of 3 hour long promotional video.

[@AdrenalineStew]

Analog podcasting... the wave of the future!

[@rickypham9453]

Next we order grey and Brady to speak into our ears

[@weepingangel2384]

I need to know what gray’s favorite old technology is now

[@TheGreatSteve]

The current iPhone -1, probably.

[@SkaHero]

I'd guess floppy disks

[@meraxion]

I'm guessing the BBS. Althogh it's not super old, I'm pretty sure he has a deal of nostalgia for it. Evidence is how he's saved an old BBS documentary from being forgotten.

[@oO_ox_O]

Telex

[@alexesteh]

sundial

[@1973Washu]

Coming soon "Hello Internet" on papyrus scroll...

[@FPSNecromancerBob]

Some people suggested a hieroglyphs slab episode. How about a Rosetta stone like monolith slab and then we get it sent to the moon like the 2001 monolith. Combining space, weird formats and a mighty black stump it would be peak Hello Internet

[@HeyHeyChey]

Getting Mew from under the truck seems easier that listening to the episode the way it's intended

[@thelastcube.]

First a vinyl and now a wax cylinder If we're gonna continue going back in history, I'll be waiting for the Hello Internet Personal Messenger who would mimic Grey and Brady voices to play the podcast

[@SureFireTanis]

brady's such a dork i love him

[@Bobby-dl6ih]

This was the perfect opportunity to give grey the auction that he always desired. Not too late, I guess.

[@rhohoho]

Brady is just beaming through all of this.

[@Bionicleforever]

Its already sold out ;(

[@d_dave7200]

Meh.

[@ThePhantom710]

The next special edition should be a script fed into a neural network that's been made to reconstruct Grey's and Brady's voices by watching HI.

[@grahamlive]

Next episode will be recorded in the form of cave paintings and discovered by archaeologists in about 6000 years time.

[@wesleysull]

My God Brady!?! You've really outdone yourself this time

[@mick7sp]

Damn newfangled technology !!!

[@realbaconproductions]

A couple hours in and I'm already too late :((( I already missed the vinyl records the first time around (my friend got one) I didn't want to miss this one too.... *sigh*

[@speedy01247]

I really need to catch up to HI I stopped like 1-2 years ago cause I got to busy, but now it seems like I have nothing to do while doing other things.

[@Secondary_Identifier]

Was expecting some jibe on candles, but neat.

[@celkat]

I love these guys what a beautiful special edition!

[@kcarroll67]

I can’t wait for the special 8-Track episode.

[@Aubrey-h8l]

I love how brady cant contain his excitement

[@brucemckay6615]

Hello Internet... the cave painting series.... coming to.... well maybe some logistics to be worked out there... 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[@dougmhd2006]

"Blimey, that was a lot of work producing this, but worth every minute. I'm just going to set this cylinder down, near this open flame, and.....BUGGER!" :D

[@LisztyLiszt]

Left GOT for this.

[@instantiatethis]

And... already Sold Out. Bummer :(

[@winstonchurchill624]

The next one is going to be in morse code

[@Booksds]

This kinda felt like an episode of Objectivity, except you’re actually making the object this time

[@PatchBOTS]

Brady is looking trim! Fititron 5000!

[@Nosirrbro]

I can’t fathom how in the podcast they didn’t think this was going to sell out instantly

[@Aaron-pe7xk]

At 0:54, the horn is covering his thumb, so it makes him look like he is giving him the middle finger.

[@andthe2380]

Oh.... something that was useful before 1925....... and Brady is excited about it?...... I'm SHOCKED! :)

[@Chomuggaacapri]

Oh, you weren’t kidding

[@TammyJerkChicken]

Annnnnd their sold out.....😭 Tim’s act so fast

[@blueorange8551]

Had no idea until now that Brady was from Numberphile

[@davidkelly4210]

lol did the voice never make you wonder!

[@elizabethh8579]

Sooo now we need to know if the Royal Society has any wax cylinders, eh?

[@omgImGerman]

why is every special episode always instantly sold out :( I want to support you guys by not paying sponsors but more directly.

[@__nog642]

Patreon

[@QwertyuiopThePie]

There are other forms of merch available.

[@PTNLemay]

I thought they were going to leak the super secret episode themselves because of how hard it will be to listen to it... Ah well.

[@ordinaryyoutubechannel582]

You already got almost 10% of it from those short clips though

[@PTNLemay]

@@ordinaryyoutubechannel582 But we'll never know what archaic technology grey loves! It could be anything... With Brady it feels like we've already seen all of his love for old tech through Objectivity. But I'm really curious about Grey.

[@infinitekrow2844]

I hope someone uploads the recording since most of us can't get

[@thenorup]

Where can I buy one of those HI fleshlights?

[@josephbush5832]

My only hope is that quantum information develops fast enough that we can go the absolute other way, and "hear" a hello internet episode by communicating via secure bb84.

[@General12th]

Nobody: Paul Morris: "Remember the good old days when people used to know how to throw their voice? Everyone is so spoiled now!"

[@matthewlev1342]

Brady you're freaking awesome

[@yahlimendler2898]

Oh, Paul... Poor Paul

[@musicurio]

maybe I should have charged more - rather be rather happy and poor though :-)

[@yahlimendler2898]

@@musicurio Haha can't imagine listening to those 2 minutes so many times :)

[@IAmPattycakes]

Next time it'll be word of mouth storytelling that'll be the podcast distribution.

[@rin_etoware_2989]

Next Up: Hello Internet, but metricalized in order to be chanted yearly at a very special feast day in the Tim culture

[@gigamungus5764]

I was horrified when the video started that the white hair guy was Grey, I'd hate to have any spoilers when I'm this far in

[@JananiSmithaNagaraj]

Brady holding the wax cylinder 2:12

[@SwampS0n]

Really cool Brady!

[@djdsf]

Why does it always sound like Brady says the HE in Hello as the HA in Hat?

[@Caraxian]

djdsf Australian

[@djdsf]

@@Caraxian it honestly sounds more like he's saying it in German tbh. kzbin.info/www/bejne/pGPPfXSBiK5oi7c

[@moartems5076]

I ashume, thats because he conshumed so much australian language as a kid

[@KenPower1]

because the air in the larynx rotates the opposite way in Australians. I think @standupmaths did a video about it.

[@3Black.1Red]

Next episode is Moss code only.

[@rockerdax]

Next episode will be delivered by two tin cans connected by a string!

[@TFirsty]

Wow. Great work *brady*.

[@thelastcube.]

I'm 3 days late and they're sold out Great me.

[@TammyJerkChicken]

I actually clapped! I actually want one😵😧

[@ScarlettSKcat]

Who is better Hello internet or cortex

[@acgeewhiz]

Hello Internet, and it’s not even close in my mind. No offense to Cortex, I like them.

[@lukeusername]

Every moment of Hello Internet is entertaining and thought provoking. Cortex is fine, but I just don't find it as entertaining. So for me, Hello Internet > Numberphile > Unmade > Cortex

[@Tamacat388]

@@lukeusername Also Cortex is the most sell out show ever. Sometimes its only been 3p minutes and they've advertised 3 different products. Incredible.

[@EmmaVB82]

Going to go the other way here and say Cortex! Maybe because I started listening to it before HI (where I’m basking in the joys of the backlog! 73 HI episodes left to listen to, vs only 12 Cortex...).

[@Sari36YT]

Brady was looking for a hand to shake at 50s

[@TheAlexwilhelm]

brady fit low key

[@kingcuan5261]

I must be a voice thrower haha

[@sinom]

It's not even the first of April...

[@prestomatic1989]

wtf do I even play it on?

[@courtney-ray]

My question too 🤷🏽‍♀️

[@labrynianrebel]

A wax stereo, obviously. Make sure you use your wax ears to listen to it.

[@acgeewhiz]

An Edison player. My grandmother has one from her grandparents, check there? Also, maybe eBay?

[@tedrandolph4809]

Hello internet painted on a cave wall

[@fict.ion-atx]

Question, of the hypothetical variety: How the fuck am I supposed to play this when I buy it?

[@w5527]

Sold out :-(

[@heavymochagamer4624]

Thought it was a different wax

[@EtsuMatsuya]

Welp... this is probably the most Hipster thing done in a long time. What Vinyl not retro enough for you? I am mostly kidding. Though I assume this is going to be some charity thing for a museum of some sort. Seeing as pretty much everyone who buys one will have no ability to play it, and will have to keep it in the fridge so it won't melt.

[@CarrotConsumer]

I doubt they melt very easily. I don't think refrigerators were super common in the late 1800s

[@Solid_Fuel]

you guys....

[@k9theyoungwolf728]

New City Flag Contest! My dad and I have been working for years to get a new City Flag for my hometown. Before it suffered from SOB (seal on a bed sheet). duluthmn.gov/duluthflagproject I thought I’d post it to the HI KZbin videos because I don’t do Twitter/Facebook/instagram/etc.

[@stvn___]

sold out already lol

[@spencerfrancis7730]

Sold out in a day, criminy.

[@Will-Woll]

Modern people don't know how to throw their voice 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@henwood122]

It does not sound good 😂

[@Terinije]

Yankees hat? Boo

[@mcming3338]

First

[@weepingangel2384]

McMing333 good job

[@rl6751]

Way to alienate like 99% of your audience with this. Exactly how we gonna listen to this? I ain't buying a wax cylinder and whatever machine is necessary to listen to it. Michael was wrong. Trevor aint the protohipster. You are.

[@acgeewhiz]

Just know that you only missed out on like two whole minutes of Hello Internet content. There are hours of free content each month. I think you’ll live. He’s done it for the novelty, not to be inclusive, and many of us Tims think it’s pretty cool. But to each their own.

[@mattdombrowski8435]

give it about 2 months before someone freeboots a digital version onto youtube

[@infinitekrow2844]

I hope someone uploads the recording since most of us can't get