Help! A goat ate my shorts!

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Lyrics:
5 dolla in my pocket so nice
Just enough to buy a fat bag of ice
@RisqueBisquet
Can't afford juice chew ice in my car
Drive to the highschool to pick up my Grandpa
@13menrollingdown
Two plus two plus zero plus one
I could buy a small fraction of a gun
@Turnil321
5 dollars worth less every day
It's the reptilians fault I say
@SuperShadowGuard
5 bucks, not enough for artichoke
Don't give a damn if I go broke
@SlashBolt
It's called inflation and it's here to stay
Not the kind that grandpa does in a sexy way
@thisnameismine
A movie ticket costs nineteen ninety nine
Might as well get drunk on a bladder of wine
@clownymoosebean
Five dollars used to buy a footlong
Now i gotta suck toes where did i go wrong
@lonewanderer7926
Buy some chips eat them at the bus stop
Im the boss of the dollar shop
@thelegguy
5 dolla in my pocket, grandpa in the locket
Not because he's dead, just because I care about him
5 dolla! 5 dolla!
@lonewanderer7926
Every day I worked hard for this note
Even though it's not enough to fix my boat
@lonewanderer7926
Such potential, what a time to be alive
Strutting around with my dollars five
@eldonhoffman855
Small change fills my pockets with elation
Makes my moist groin subject to inflation
@thelordandsaviourcattochri3539
My pocket's feeling light, and you know I'm down bad
5 dolla just enough to motorboat a saggy grand-dad.
Five dolla getting sadder and sadder
Lay my weary head upon this goon bladder
@cheesyboygouda
Wont remember nothing from tonight
Five dollar in my pocket makes it feel all right

[@stonetemplepilot420]

"You are beyond help, vagrant!" Boy if I had a nickel for everytime a goat farmer screamed that at me.

[@ozzi189]

I'd have a retirement fund

[@TheReaLFrankage]

I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice right?

[@Palhum]

this line also lives in my head rent free@@TheReaLFrankage

[@McSenkel]

@@TheReaLFrankage Boi, stop lying to yourself. We all know there isn't enough nickels in the world for that.

[@7SomeGuy7]

Hey do you happen to know where I may have put my meth!?

[@joestaen]

I thought this was to be sealed in the library of congress until 2081

[@PhyrexianPhreak]

No, you misheard. Anyone that WATCHES it is to be sealed in the library of congress until 2081. At least they'll let us have walruses.

[@santsipahicentralfloridanews]

It is in the U.S.

[@melgibsonafter5beers329]

​@@PhyrexianPhreak I miss the calm serenity of those sacred flesh tubes.

[@anamethename3327]

Wow that phyrexian sure is a freak.

[@proxyl0rd787]

I thought it was blacklisted by the Manwhore Guild

[@OpalMonkey.]

0:18 Stupid sexy Flanders… "It's like wearing nothin' at all… nothin' at all… nothin' at all…"

[@jeremylackey6587]

Its so sweet that fernando loves his grandpa so much. ❤

[@mutchney]

*Gooseman

[@Hereticked]

Me, a straight guy, realizing that I subscribed to the gayest channel on KZbin 15 years ago and I'm still subscribed.

[@DJelNukaAdicto]

Same ...

[@MrEGTF]

Y'know it occurs to me to wonder if Chris waits till everyone is out the house (and the surrounding neighbours from theirs too) before he jumps into his voice acting sessions, or if he just happily runs the risk of being overhead talking to himself about toe sucking & washing his tackle.

[@SexuaLobster]

i prefer the house to be empty but i can't control the neighbours movements, mores the pity

[@lhugueny]

A Gooseman plush would be awesome, but what I really need more than anything is a pair of Fernando's tight red shorts 😋

[@7SomeGuy7]

Amen 🙏 those would be epic 😁

[@13menrollingdown]

eyyyy, made it into the song ^_^ honored as heck

[@SexuaLobster]

thanks for contributing!

[@bluewolf5521]

Which part was yours? Just curious.

[@Tracequaza]

i love the siren sound effect in the song. I appreciate the manwhores for cutting the footage early, because I think I would've lost MY favourite shorts if it kept going

[@SnakeOfBacon]

The $5 song turned out extraordinarily well! Heck, I'd buy it for $6.50

[@PhyrexianPhreak]

I'd even go so far as $6.55 and an expired coupon for Burger King. But NO HIGHER!

[@shred1894]

"Bruh you know the five dollar footlong; eight dollars and eleven inches right?" - Hippo

[@Lovelle1]

I remember the days when 5 dollars got you a foot long. Now you're lucky if it gets you 6 inches.

[@Qlipphoth]

Would have been funny that beneath those shorts he was wearing a even smaller and hotter shorts and the guys where just impressed that Fernando could even move or feel his legs

[@malekartorian3054]

I was washing my feet to this video.

[@Zomana9]

this'll teach me never to wear shorts next to goats

[@clownymoosebean]

I'm just not gonna twerk at them. Ain't gonna invite them to taste my shorts.

[@alantremonti1381]

Wrong lesson--WRONG LESSON!!

[@n.s.mcmahon6180]

Or... Always...

[@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger]

I fear Fernando has had a lasting effect on my sense of fashion.

[@VociferousCaster]

Please wash your toes.

[@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger]

@@VociferousCaster _Make me_

[@Xbalanque84]

...Dare I ask how?

[@Mankey619]

Never let a naughty goat munch on your shorts, or this’ll happened.

[@ooccttoo]

My favourite part is the little gremlin Gooseman in the back giggling to himself as his farmhands approach. literally me

[@skabAroll]

Yup, that was the controversy with the last video, thank you for addressing it and being frank. Happy exactly one piece of drama came and went with that video. Now we never have to worry ever again.

[@somewizardguy1495]

What was the drama in question?

[@SexuaLobster]

yup everyone can relax now

[@asneakylawngnome5792]

Those shorts didn’t have nutritional value, until Fernando put them on anyway.

[@Casper1993]

To think that a Lalafell and Richard Hawk invest on Greasy Tales.

[@CosmicErrata]

Dogzone tho

[@robertjohnston-mp5im]

Finally, the forbidden vid! Quickly! Bring me my catboys and my grease jacket!

[@robertjohnston-mp5im]

@TELE-GRAM-..GreasyTales did I win an hour in the walrus pit? If not then I don't want it.

[@gretathuumberg]

Australian Coppertone sunscreen

[@notlone7721]

Tho I was not notified, I am semi-satisfied that a goat indeed ate some shorts.

[@marselpanov8801]

Five dolla song is bomb

[@tiobridge841]

Five dolla is finally a song

[@7SomeGuy7]

Thank you sexuallobster for another beautiful work that brightens the day 😂

[@freddekl1102]

I think his previous name was "sexualobster", once I typed it in google how you spelled it and I remember weird things came out...

[@Guendison]

mhm@@freddekl1102

[@Guendison]

people still call him that out of respect, even when he lost the name. Remember watching this guy a decade ago, always comes out with fun animations.

[@7SomeGuy7]

@@freddekl1102 that means you did it right 😜

[@AaronTheBaron89]

Need more moancore from portalhole 😩

[@superdenzie1578]

It’s crazy how I found you from watching angry dog on antiboom when I was 9. Love ur work

[@rattled6732]

Ah hell nah! My man stumbled into ram ranch

[@justmechanicthings]

1:33 I coulda sworn that was gonna be a segue to a manscaped sponsorship

[@PartTimeJedi]

to bad they weren't cat-boy-farmhands lol

[@sarahjrandomnumbers]

IKR, there needs to be more catboys. TO HELL WITH THE DEMOGRAPHICS, The people secretly want catboys!

[@alamutwaenre6373]

@@sarahjrandomnumbers Sexy schoolgirl grandpa meets cat-boy farmhands! Now in glorious technicolor on VHS!

[@griffyt209]

​@sarahjrandomnumbers secretly? Theres nothing secret about my want for catboys!

[@sarahjrandomnumbers]

@@griffyt209 Connoisseurs of fine catboys such as ourselves have no shame in our need for catboys, but the general public are very shy about expressing their lust. I just hope Sexualobster eventually realises this fact. ☺☺

[@smonkey86]

Fernando belongs to the world

[@JazLyte]

"Alright, that settles that..." - the yolo moment before suckin toes

[@gangrelraziel2247]

The second part makes me miss Fernando's Amazing Podcast

[@PALACIO254]

What a misadventure

[@RhobarEisenblut]

You are the only reason why I have a patreon account.

[@SexuaLobster]

thanks for your support Rhobar!

[@MushookieMan]

5 dollars proves that it's the small things in life that matter

[@alexanderx33]

I think we need a song about balls

[@Xbalanque84]

God willing, a bait-and-switch about other kinds of balls, e.g. the kind used in games of sport.

[@Nunya_Bidness_53]

0:12 Most replayed Also: I'm sure Fernando would clean himself thoroughly if paid to do so, and he doesn't give out toes for free, so what's the problem people??

[@SolarFlairIsBestPony]

I feel like he would cry during the cleaning though, lamenting the loss of some of his musk.

[@DefileOdds]

Don't, eat my shorts?... No, that doesn't sound right...

[@senditall152]

Master pieces all the time.

[@RitaElaineHeltonBarker-uz4sz]

I wish comedy central would buy & or fund production of this Cartoon & pay you to produce it

[@SuperMonkey94]

I hope those shorts were made of a natural material with natural dyes, I imagine artificial dyes and something like polyester would be bad for the goat.

[@6letterss]

the goat knows what he wanted

[@cheyannei5983]

I found out that unnatural materials outside of their physical properties are relatively safe to eat since you CAN'T digest them. As long as the fiber is torn up, it'll just pass through the GI. Just because wool and woad can be digested doesn't mean it's somehow good for you.

[@Physhi]

That song was too sexy to show. Grandpa on top of Goosemans old Lada just lettin' it all hang out and doin' the sexy dance that Fernando perfected.

[@DanielPlok]

Watching this, while the person in front of me is having a mental breakdown, holding back their tears, was a wild experience

[@stixxobutter9821]

sweet funky lyrics good job

[@V0dk4n4tion]

the viewers are the goat and the shorts at the same time

[@mct478]

Ok, so I'm walking through a field in my new red shorts, and I'm surrounded by-

[@WolfAnge23]

So Fernando doesn’t wash his legs but let’s the soap suds slide down

[@ScaLe126]

Being able to see Fernandos cake in 4K means that Pornhub wont see me for at least half a year

[@EBThisThat]

The 5 dollar song is a banger. This could be the new thrifty album all us frugal sorts have waited on !

[@Christian00W2]

What a bold move to upload this from XHamster to KZbin

[@piepods]

You could sell printout copies of the bill from 'Fernando and the Disk of Chaos' for five dolla apiece. I'd buy a fat wad and use them at Coles.

[@theabsolutecat915]

This is the second song I've been able to get in. My wordsmithing prowess grows - I soon hope to be admitted into the Imperial Union of Greasy Poetry, but I don't appear to meet their standards. Something about my applications "violating pre-existing restraining orders" and "lacking merit to the point of negatively affecting our health". All scholar-speak, I think. It'll be sorted in due time.

[@SexuaLobster]

thanks for contributing!

[@konni3127]

rarely ever does a youtube video have me throbbing and pulsating like this one does

[@marthedge]

I'm glad schoolgirl grandpa managed to make it into the song regardless of fernando trying to kill the boner.

[@EloquentiaSerpentis]

Always a good day when a new Greasy Tales drops.

[@McBeefRod]

Finally, after all my bitching

[@chairshoe81]

that shit went from 0 to ram ranch realll quick

[@zoeblopaistinpannu5278]

i've seen the meme on void master's shirt but i don't remember what it is

[@SexuaLobster]

uuh same actually

[@harryb12993]

I had been awaiting this video since the prophetic foreshadowing of years gone by. Back in the days of Raymondo’s reign.

[@NotCthulhu]

The only problem is that the farmhands weren't farm-cathand-boys.

[@jtola909]

Great song at the end, like the hat tip to grandpa 😂

[@Juansolous]

I'm glad the $5 song went well

[@elkudos6262]

I didn't know bits of foam had a name to them. The more you know. Bum shower gang, let's go! (No soap!)

[@Joubes]

Fun fact, goats don't have upper teeth.

[@WeirdLady-pv8il]

I didn’t know that. Thanks for the fun fact ❤️

[@QwilSchirmer]

Now this is blue balling I could get used to

[@aloide4955]

Fernando got the dumptruck.

[@FoolsGil]

9/10 would be higher if those farmhands were also catboys.

[@OvAeons]

That plumpi got me actin' unwise

[@xyfuras]

Freakin TAKO!!! The world feels closer now.

[@angushughes5371]

Wait a minute, this isn't a Catalina video...

[@-lollipopsunder-7044]

Your capering indeed amused me....

[@mungulor]

Oh to be a goat on that farm

[@pokenerd99]

my goon sack tingled

[@blacklivesmatter2083]

SHORTS 🔥

[@Sivrn-Val]

Those suds are filthier than Fernando's toes.

[@hshgf3410]

Those are pretty nice shorts to be fair.

[@StaubAufDenKnochen]

We need a video of that walk cycle at the start it is very rewatchable

[@paulrus-keaton439]

Thank you for addressing the concerns of the people.

[@DJelNukaAdicto]

Ah too hot 🥵

[@Mysterie]

Please tell us there is a way to see the rest though, Fernando is glorious

[@AlexReyn888]

I signed up for CATBOYS 😠😠😠

[@nechronom8269]

Best of luck. Take your time on the vids.

[@Advante]

Why don't you recycle some of your previous animations? Just like those japanese anime during 80's & 90's

[@bobbobson8539]

5/10 not enough Cat-Boyz Edit: extra credit for introducing Goat-Boyz

[@DonNorway]

I'd let Fernando farmhandle me

[@no_mnom]

This song was epic

[@husnainnaeem553]

Huh well that was new and impressive as well

[@porkpiece]

I pay money for every one of these videos made. Well spent.

[@lovelyfma]

Beautiful

[@Nazgul100]

This capering amuses me greatly

[@heckzotica]

That's a jam!

[@sailordarty9032]

I don't know what's more disturbing. Finally seeing this infamous video Or Fernando's response to that comment.

[@alantremonti1381]

Bart Simpson would be proud. :'O

[@stovepipe]

Fernando is GOATED with the sauce, in a very literal sense

[@cheif9OO]

I like his shorts too.

[@Homme_Pur]

Is this ram ranch ?

[@localgrassfieldboneshandler]

Yes it is you beautiful beast bastard

[@curtisthornsberry4236]

mmmmooooaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnn

[@mr.goatman4024]

It's true, goats enjoy eating shorts, but also cans and cats