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[@cathe8282]

With my disability I use hand controls for accelerator and brake. On my test the evaluator said "now I want you to use hand signals out the window" and I nearly laughed as I looked at him and said "which hand do you want me to use? The one for accelerator/brake or the one on the wheel?" LOL

[@handsoffmycactus2958]

You mean examiner. And they don’t ask you to do that in the UK.

[@cathe8282]

@@handsoffmycactus2958 This was in the 1980s and I'm in Canada. I don't know what this person was called, but he was evaluating my skills so that's what I called him in my head.

[@SuperNutmonkey]

“I always wanted to take you 👁️🫦👁️” i felt that 😂😂😂

[@Wendigo-dg8od]

Bet Jordan felt that in monaco

[@christinemcdonnell1983]

Could listen to you guys all day, your voices are so relaxing x

[@thomasscrace]

The very last part had me snorting and crying with laughter. Keep up the great work!

[@RohanRajadhyaksha]

I have been binging on your podcasts over the last few days and, by jove, you are my absolute favourite people right now. Lots of love! ❤

[@strivingtoonedaybeuseful6049]

I thought my mum was the only person left on the planet that still says "by jove"!!!

[@hughanthony2001]

Well this ep was a bit of a rollercoaster... Amazing.

[@pipishere]

Yes i'm on a Hotel Inspector binge at the moment! Probably going to move on to Airline after 😆

[@JodieGlock]

The egg came before the Chicken. Dinosaurs and other reptiles laid eggs long before chickens existed.

[@cc-hy1cr]

The both of you are absolutely charming!

[@shirlski]

Jordan the giggles about the yoga and Bob!! Hilarious the balls.

[@michaelm5601]

These guys are great together…

[@kevinclark495]

you missed out in the aqua spa at the ambassador playa 1, loved every minute of it

[@caroleenright9873]

I just discovered your podcasts after I read your book You are both brilliant and make my day keep up the good work all of you ❤

[@Zoe_WingingLife]

As someone who has their first driving test next week (and hopefully only), this is hilarious and making me feel loads better! ❤❤❤

[@samr2494]

How did it go?

[@Zoe_WingingLife]

@@samr2494 Badly I drove straight over a roundabout 🤣🙈, I've now failed twice. I'm going for a third time lucky soon 🤞 x

[@samr2494]

@@Zoe_WingingLife awww, fingers crossed for go number three! 🤞🤞 I’m 36 and don’t drive, so you’re much braver than I am lol. Good luck for next time x x

[@stevebrooks4189]

The use of hazard blinkers started with truck drivers whenever they passed each other on the motorways!

[@LeFouGallois]

For the last one, I can just imagine the comment, '' Ooh, I can see the family resemblance.'' ;)

[@ellisonsimon]

05:07 Invitation!!! Oh my god, he’s my spirit animal!

[@LucysWorld11]

I loved the car chat. It made me laugh soo much 😂😂😂

[@AngloAm]

The 'little signs' to remind you about the speed limit are called 'repeaters.'

[@michaeltull4613]

Hearing british guys talking about car journeys, as an American is so funny. As a kid my family had a drive for a vacation that was 1000 miles and like 3 days.

[@tommunyon2874]

I would like to admonish those who drive by with their car sound systems so loud that they shake my house with their high amperage woofers with the admonishment, " Turn it down, or the next sound you hear may be gunfire!" Of course the moment passes all too quickly to accomplish this. The stilted legalise used in our court systems is also a result of Norman French and Old English existing side by side. "Cease and desist" is an example of a 'bilingual' declaration that derived from this.

[@bartjaworski7491]

William’s sigh after the chicken history lol

[@tsimeone]

I've been binging both airline and hotel inspector.. Both great shows... Obviously not forgetting binging this channel. ❤️

[@lordwalker71]

The sexual jokes William makes shows he is not as uptight as people seem to think he is.

[@olablc531]

Absolutely, I used to only know his etiquette coach side on Instagram and then discovered this gem. When I now see him on insta with some of the étiquette tips, I find it hard to believe it's the same person 🤣

[@lucasadamsson1732]

Been following this podcast for a week or two and I have just assumed that these two wonderful guys are a couple, up until this podcast when the question “How big is your bollux”

[@DannyBoy89]

Voted for you guys 🎉❤

[@aharon59]

Me too👍

[@brahimamigo3337]

43:50 ig this what ur looking for

[@happymood2278]

Jordan is so sweet❤😂

[@markstevens9660]

‘Your lot’ …have a word Jordan … keep it real Mr. N 😘

[@scottross8578]

I actually learned that in my country, lamb is used for both lamb and mutton in stores because mutton has been found to be a turn-off for customers. So we could be eating sheep when we buy lamb and not even know it! Dirty bastards! 🤣

[@eloisemturner2289]

Have you done williams like royal jelly jordan is like KY?

[@mroosie7488]

I loved the otley run 😂

[@Zoe_WingingLife]

Voted for you babes 🤞

[@Tom_murray89]

I love your podcast

[@ianfreeman5584]

I recently did the speed awareness it was excellent

[@craigwoodward8586]

Love you both ❤

[@ElaineLivesey]

I so was I was coming to Benidorm 😢have the best time 🎉

[@WynterBytch]

Actually, I'm fairly certain it was the rooster that came first..😉

[@paulineoxley-vh5ww]

I love William and Jordan xx

[@TheCheekemonkie]

My actual name is Catherine! Potato potato😊

[@michabernat94]

I'm not a native English speaker and I was wondering what is the "jean and davis" "jean and daver" "gin and diver" thing - don't even know how to spell that 😅 I got it's like "you" or "a fan of the programme" but where does it come from?

[@hesterpienaar7294]

Gin (alcohol) and dubonnet (dubonay, some sort of fermented wine), we also don't know the drink in South Africa

[@hesterpienaar7294]

The drink is then called G&D, so they call the fans G and D'vers

[@jillmoorhouse8888]

I voted for you,good luck

[@pinkpalomino]

Punch bug no return!! You yell that out when u see a Volkswagen bug and punch your sibling. Sounds a bit rough now 😮 We’ll, that was the 70s in Canada. 🤷‍♀️

[@marveonmartinez]

6:56 wait are you guys not friends?

[@dukemarionrobertmorrison]

if you dont wave in an american driving test its points off

[@TheCheekemonkie]

I love yours

[@cixeau2449]

woah what happened to Gareth cliff.

[@robertmcdonald3297]

Lucky you

[@TheCheekemonkie]

Jordans off to yo find Jay Slater

[@TheCheekemonkie]

Plugs charger in

[@olablc531]

What a bullshit! Was it an automatic gear? Because with manual, you rarely have both hands on the wheel, especially in the city, you need to keep on changing them. Honestly those evaluators... Not sure what it's like in Britain but in my country, we all suspect they have a quota to fail every day, so that people come back and pay again.

[@molliefitzpatrick8157]

In the UK you have to have one hand on the wheel at all times, it could be at the other hand was on the gear stick therefore the wheel wasn't being gripped. We also have a quota of failure rates so they get repeat business

[@margaretomahony7528]

Jordan fancies William🍑

[@TheCheekemonkie]

Jordan😂

[@robertmcdonald3297]

I would like to see yours

[@Gary_Texan_USA]

How Gay can you get, guys? 😊

[@shirlski]

❤😂❤

[@davidbolton8798]

These tow are brilliant together but William is such a snob and comes across a bing superior . Still like him though!

[@colingarner6175]

The swearing is a bit pathetic! 😢