Help My Boyfriend Just Sprinkled And Sparkled

There’s big news on this episode of Sexted, as Jordan reveals he uses moist toilet tissue and William shares the first song he ever purchased for his iPod. The boys also chat about chocolate in the office, botox, and what to do if you let yourself into a house you no longer live in. Plus, a G&Diva gets in touch about some unexpected words that were said in the bedroom!
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[@Gerry1of1]

If William topped Jordan, that would be a Diamond in the Rough.

[@SUPERSTUDIO17]

I WILL PAY my life savings to see that

[@stjustpaul1]

My mother (born circa 1900) lied she was younger than she was for many years, until she was eighty then she lied she was older. I am ninety and proud of it!

[@merrymermaid]

wow! your mother is 100 years older than me! i love that this podcast unites such different and diverse people :)

[@kdunham1964]

Omg Jordan, the look on your face when William was gulping his water was priceless. I laughed till my sides ached…😂😂😂

[@juliemcewan6580]

Love it ! Sprinkle Sparkle Spunk 😂😂😂😂

[@garyroberts1561]

Good afternoon to you both and to all the listeners. Just recovering from a migraine. So, I’m looking forward to being cheered up.😀

[@Jay-B1750]

Please can Freddie join the podcast one week! 😁

[@pamcakes1234]

My boyfriend and I went to a baseball game last week, and they had a contest for the most spirited fan of the game. Two 10-year old brothers won, and at one point the stadium played the YMCA. When these boys DIDN'T KNOW IT my soul just left my body. I've still not recovered from the sheer force with which my age (just 31!) hit me.

[@anthonygreenwell776]

Boys...you bring so much fun...you're amazing...thanks lads !

[@victoriachellew1443]

Hi William I worked In a coffee shop and I can promise the cloth gets changed Atleast every hour. Atleast by me anyway😂

[@ChampionSoundRadio]

That YMCA bit is SOOOO Phoenix Nights!

[@emmax125]

Really needed this today boys-- rough start to the week and your dulcet voices make all well again. xx

[@cjpaisano]

"Don't buy any green bananas!" I'm stealing this. :)

[@tracegsts]

William- have you seen Big fat quiz with Blobby? Genuinely pissed laughing

[@KatesThings]

‘Flushable’ wipes are not really flushable and contribute to clogging and those massive fat blocks.

[@rob-oe4wr]

Totally agree..

[@paulineoxley-vh5ww]

Gordon Bennett 😂 Gordon Banks was goal keeper xx

[@paulineoxley-vh5ww]

Laughing that much i nearly choked on my food then love you two xx

[@josephhilditch8792]

My favourites ❤

[@sheilaenglish9738]

Just heard a presentation about our municipal water treatment plant and we were firmly told that flushable wipes clog up the system.

[@deesturgeon8727]

Noel Edmonds lives in our area in New Zealand. He's upset a few locals lol

[@jillmoorhouse8888]

I thought viral Freddy sounded a bit like Tom Hiddleston. fantastic episode as usual.

[@cj92akl]

No jingle for William's etiquettimology?

[@billharker5424]

YMCA by an orchestra??? 😂😂😂LOL

[@hannahbumstead8849]

With the coffee shop rag I normally change every hour depending on how much milk and whatever is on it

[@wendyboenke3678]

Jordan should try the Brew Dog Black Heart stout. I'm a Guinness fan, and think it might actually be smoother.

[@JackiBoi06]

Why is this episode not on the podcast list. I can't see it in KZbin music 😢

[@mtty1988]

Thanks for that interlude to and now you played the bloody song, and it’s a good song

[@clint_6636]

The double "I can tell!" 😅

[@maryhughes7929]

The etiquette expert gulping his water and giving me the ick! Surely he would advise a glass of water to drink. Surprising! 🤔

[@bunnylove1110]

We need an updated skin care routine

[@julesdemiarco2909]

I would give them the house key you used, as you no longer live there.

[@Chokani]

Jordan and his family have lived😂😂😂.

[@harrilloyd-williams9352]

has anyone realised that its very mrs bucket and Elizabeth to not use the fine china (glassware)

[@mtty1988]

What dose et al mean as in horse racing you get it allot especially if they are dead like Trevor Hemings(he was a race horse owner and owner of Preston NE fc)

[@mtty1988]

Fist bump or elbow bump

[@ladyk3729]

for the team baker issue- I would find some recipes of some healthier treats to give the colleague and say something like you make such wonderful treats, would you be able to make something like this for us please? Like the OP seays, they are trying to do it to build bonds with the team, it's likely something they feel confident in so they think this is the best way to make friends :) maybe also bring in some fruit so you got a fruit and cake treat table

[@juliemcewan6580]

Oh what's the Guinness joke , please tell ! 😂

[@julesdemiarco2909]

I'd like to hear it too.

[@Jaytrain93]

I manage a bar and our coffee machine we do same milks as you might find other coffee shops I make it a rule after every 10 coffees we make we change the cloth #sprinklesparklespunk

[@babyruthless9670]

My friend is 37 and her boyfriend is 26, many times people ask her if he's her son 😐

[@cornishcalves9216]

My partner is 57 and I'm 41, had quite a few people think he was Dad! Although had it more when we started dating 17 years ago

[@kuroimushi9421]

That would mean (from what you said) she look old for her age...those people are mean.

[@rebeccafletcher6749]

Jordan's my man that doesn't know he's my man 😂

[@justbelieve4258]

I'm autistic so I can't use the majority of hand dryers. The sound that they make causes me to have sensory overload.

[@Paula-Trudy]

Buying cakes on your birthday makes it easier in an office as no one needs to organise who buys it. If you don’t bring in cakes then everyone knows you are a miserable cow! 😂

[@mariekeating1552]

I think Zachary meant Jordan’s more delicious!

[@Rosepaku]

As it is National sign language week could you PLEASE PUT CLOSED CAPTIONS RATHER THAN AUTO GENERATED CAPTION ON YOUR VIDEOS AS THEY OMIT WORDS AND DONT CATCH EVERYTHING AND IT CAN BE HARD TO FOLLOW THANK YOU

[@mtty1988]

Stop giving spoilers out , but now I wanna see the comic relief podcast episode

[@mtty1988]

Spoiler alter: post man original or replacement. Also has William never used the candy cigarettes we ate in the 90s

[@mtty1988]

The pot noodle screen shot u could show it on tour as to Dave Gorman and projector screen. Start with original post the go via the reply’s as to Dave Gorman dose for comic effect. Jord has a milk man how hyacinth is he. Dose he sing at him. Coffee rags maybe a day or 2 depends how dirty it looks. When will goes to Genova fort he has excommunicated the Swiss Confederation. Maybe he needs to get mikey to ring the ambassador

[@mtty1988]

Core blimey is the athirst way to say it

[@mtty1988]

So who was Benedict Arnold and what’s he to do with the eggs of said name

[@mtty1988]

Shut the front door ur never only a year younger than me you seem in your looks, attitudes and mannors as a Much younger person. I wish I was like you at my age

[@girliestmammy]

💖

[@mtty1988]

Stop giving spoilers out , but now I wanna see the comic relief podcast episode