RTAA & Source - Gavin the Perfect Passenger

[@rachelle10]

Wow the moment that Gavin gets hit with the microphone is great. You can see him think "Hey what's Burnie doing there? Oh just moving my microphone, it was probably in front of my face or something" and then he looked up again to continue talking because he thought that was it, before getting hit.

[@halbyg4291]

Rachelle oh. You saw the video as well?!

[@KasaiKouhai]

Halby G dumbass

[@jaredhenderson7756]

​@@halbyg4291 shut up

[@exilious17]

@@halbyg4291 yeah they did see it! Did you also know this is a comment section where people talk about that’s happened in the video? Cause I’m guessing you’ve never been in a comment section

[@finnmurtons8727]

imagine if it was michael in any one of these situations. he'd be all "you wanna fuck off?"

[@jam2249]

Finn Murtons "I WAS RAISED IN NEW JERSEY!!!"

[@billstone5884]

I'd pay money to watch that

[@3vChava]

nah Michael is actually nice to people he doesnt know

[@azazel1667]

I love that Gavin doesn't react to the mic moving just a confused stare

[@14zace]

He just sat there and let Burnie hit him.

[@beehivehurricaine]

gavin did the british thing im pissed this guy is touching my screen but im not gonna say anything im just gonna stew

[@noskalborg723]

He shoulda grabbed the man's hands and been really creepy about it.

[@duelgundam]

I'll be honest. I would've just smashed his head in with my laptop(it's a pretty old, heavy model) (Nah, not really. I would've just kept poking his hands with my pen, or a fork, until he got the hint.)

[@thegriffin88]

I would have goddamn punched his hands.

[@milkworms7839]

Dean Jacobs ah yes, scissors on an airplane, those things they totally let you bring on

[@milkworms7839]

Dean Jacobs wowie, the sociopath who wants to stab people with rusty scissors has a short fuse. Shocker

[@lucdamiani]

Haha I remember watching that mic hit Gavin in the face. That podcast was great!

[@WilliamCorax]

Luc Damiani Two years later

[@Echo-xc7wl]

i never talk during a flight i litterally sit there and put headphones on and listen to music or what ever and go crazy in my head

[@Lycan4]

That's exactly how I pass the time, too. ^_^

[@TransTaey]

ThatGuyInThe Hoody Insanity is the best time passer: you never know what hour it is! :D

[@Echo-xc7wl]

Mach n' Grace wooooooooo!

[@jpetras16]

I'm the guy that purposely makes a passionate, loud conversation with the person sitting next to me just to piss off everyone else flying.

[@TheOriginalElkstone]

0:30 was amazing watching the cogs in Gavin's head spin as to work out what was happening before he got hit

[@pforgottonsoul]

glad you're still doing these.

[@Dozzchozz]

I thought gav was going to say "half way through the flight he got up and started walking around and the plane started tipping"

[@billstone8468]

Id be scared shitless if that actually happened

[@Vaigne_]

When Gavin was telling his third flight story (about the douchebag and the screen), I'm thinking to myself, "Gavin has the patience of a f*****g saint!" I think I would've punched that guy after the second time.

[@ilo3456]

I know when he tells these types of stories I am just like bloody hell I would have punched that guy square in the face

[@KarlEller]

I'd be like Gavin, do nothing, just stew and imagine what I would do if I wasn't so scared of confrontation :P

[@BeastWarsFan]

My sister would have swatted the third guy's hand away. And if he turned around she would have answered "sorry there was a bug on my screen". Or she might have put her feet up on the back of his chair until he took his hands off the back and kept them off. BWF

[@codygreene9067]

@@BeastWarsFan did you just fucking sign your comment?

[@Whiteythereaper]

Everyone's in opposite seats in this podcast and i have never been more confused

[@rorytelling]

I've only been on a plane once for a short time, but Gavin has the same luck on planes as I do with roommates so I can definitely relate

[@cromwellthesynth]

3:50 Barbara would be referring to Jim Jefferies on his bit about Plane Etiquette

[@Trevor_on_Youtube]

We’re not animals, we live in a society!

[@dannyspongebob58]

I didnt know what i was expecting at 0:24 😂

[@MrHellsing76]

"I am the perfect passenger." Burnie having driven Gavin places: I take that personally.

[@mroutlaw3874]

" It's an English Phone " - Gavin

[@alfies98]

when they put there hands behind there seat, you make sure you take that banana you have stashed away, then you slide it over there hands and whisper to the back of there seat "grip it tighter daddy" in the lightest voice you can. not a chance he will do it again, ever.

[@123SuperJeck]

alfie sole please make difference between 'there' and 'their'

[@alfies98]

no

[@123SuperJeck]

I mean it just makes the idea behind your comment obscured

[@alfies98]

No

[@poptat1]

+alfie sole i think you mean know

[@Heavenlyhounds96]

"I thought you were gonna say just reach out and grab their hands." How's about reach out and try to strangle them? :P It'll teach'em a lesson.

[@Agileon8]

see brits are the most kind and unkind people

[@yesim18duh14]

Barbara's thinking of Jim Jefferies!

[@Patrick_OWheresmypants]

+yesim18duh14 "We're not fuckin' animals, we live in a society."

[@doogen_]

Jim Jefferies is the best XD

[@Hot18Shot]

+Dylan Tucker - I read that in Jim's voice, perfect.

[@hockeysong]

RT should really hire you for this

[@wanderingedge]

on that third flight Gavin should've braced his feet on the guys chair and started tapping so when he gets annoyed its just like "well i can't watch my movie so i thought i would do something else"

[@GoobEpicSwag]

BARBRA'S FACE AT 0:15 xD

[@dariancrawford]

If I had someone put their hands over my screen on a flight I wouldn't hesitate to straight up punch their hands.

[@ChanzOdom]

I really hope you get hired... Really funny!

[@ClalumB]

Barbara might have been talking about Jim Jefferies with the plane etiquette routine

[@crayolaupyournose]

If someone was doing that to my screen, I'd be so tempted to just get up and start messing with their screen.

[@ryanr4156]

i think that german dude did that so Gav would move

[@ShredderBenjamin]

Flynt Coal good call!

[@ryanr4156]

Benjamin Smyth saw what you did there

[@lucasjyamaguchi]

I'm pretty sure the comedian Barbara was talking about was Jim Jefferies on airplane ettiquette

[@Nimasho2go]

I am small. I never block anyone else or spill any part of my person or belongings into their area. I sleep most of the way while listening to music quietly to myself. I have never gotten up to use the bathroom, move my luggage, or otherwise. The only time I talk to anyone else is to offer them gum before the plane takes off. I am the poster child for proper airplane etiquette.

[@kokobeans5474]

You shit yourself one time on an international flight and suddenly GAVIN is the worlds best passenger

[@rydertheashen1722]

Barbara was talking about Jim Jeffries btw

[@tomhallam2230]

Damn, getting close to half 100k HH!!

[@Funhaus_Ryan]

Tom Hallam Half of 100k...maybe...50k?

[@godlygamer911]

HOW DID I NOT REALIZE BARB WAS TALKING ABOUT JIM JEFFERIES DURING THIS!?!?!?

[@OxyM0r0n]

FYI the comedian with the bit about plane etiquette is called Jim Jeffereys. very funny aussie comedian.

[@ConstantChanger1000]

i sort of wish the RTAA would have kept the mic bump.

[@jamesreed2846]

I was sandwiched on a trip to Florida between my Grammy in the ille seat(in case she had to use the bathroom) and my cousin in the window and it was like that going to Florida and back to Boston(3 hours going there and 3 hours going back), so I get what Gavan is feeling. After we landed I’m just like I got to get off I need extra space and just for you to know, I am not closerphobic, I was just sick of being sandwiched for six hours in total.

[@PhoeniksStorm]

01:36 Burnie "Which is very common these days. Most flights are full" 03:22 Gavin "And then i moved seats, because the flight wasn´t that full" I know Burnie said "Most flights" and not "All flights" but it´s funny they talk about one person not being able to switch seats because the plane was full and then a minute later gavin says he switche seats because the plane wasn´t full

[@LifesNeverHumDrum]

I took a flight a year or so ago where, on the first half, there was an empty middle seat between me and the other guy, he was the chillest guy ever, flight was quiet since it wasn't full. My connection flight though. I had the middle seat, and the guy on the aisle had several nervous ticks. For tapping, tapping the outside arm rest, cruising and uncrossing arms, which was mildly annoying. But then he tested his arm on my armrest, which doubles as the remote for the screen. So the menus kept popping up, volume kept changing. I didn't know what to say so i just took a pain med for my headache and forced myself to pass out so i could nap through everything.

[@HighKingOfSkyrim37]

"Excuse me, your messing with my screen, would you kindly stop sir?" That fucking easy.

[@kylenelson6791]

I honestly feel for Gavin. I've been flying a ton lately and i feel 9 out of 10 flights are a nightmare because of who I am sat next to.

[@penguinmaster7]

if someone reached back and put their hands over MY screen, they wouldn't have hands anymore

[@LukeReturns]

The way he just watches the mic hit his face

[@ibefullofme]

they're really relatable when they talk so much about flying all over the world

[@BlindAndFrench]

Haha this one is great! So glad that Gavin actually took a photo of a guy xD

[@Sonicfalcon16]

when anyone on the podcast says "Brag about it" I always get the feel of "I'm very Jealous"

[@HorribleGamingFun]

yeah i wouldn't have been that patient with the last guy

[@Erinyes]

an rtaa i havent watched!

[@alexanderyourkin655]

Gavin is an A+ flyer

[@Ayveh]

If someone would have told me that on a flight I would have replied with "GIVE me One thousand dollars!" I would love to hear their stuck up response...Some people really feel entitled to everything -.-

[@MrMike1790]

So Gavin found a wild snorlax on a plane?

[@Likian5]

4:30 It's times like these make me wonder how hard it is to just simply let the person in front of you know they're messing with your TV, I mean seriously Gavin?

[@IrulewithLucas]

He's probably pretty shy with random people

[@Likian5]

+IrulewithLucas I completely understand that, but I feel there's a bit of a line between shy and being completely passive like that...just my two cents though

[@tabitha4518]

The video loaded as 8 minutes even though it's only 6 ish minutes XD

[@ClaireDoesMinecraft]

Iove this video !

[@plcinto4042]

I read that as "Gavin the Perfect Massager."

[@TheGamekid01]

Babs is talking about Jim Jeffries when she mentions the comedian

[@parkycod]

It's 2017 and Barbara is still perfect

[@Elckrightvay]

You would think Gavin would be flying in at least premium or business class?

[@bloodwolfgaming9269]

Why? Just because people have the money to fly in a better class doesn't mean they always want to spend the money to fly in a better class. There are plenty of people who have the money for the better options and would still pick the cheaper option because it's cheaper.

[@ivang6104]

The A B S O L U T E UNIT

[@kevinmorgan2968]

I have no hesitation about tapping someone in this circumstance. If they kept doing it, I would have absolutely no hesitation about asking for a member of the air crew. If they make me summon the crew more than once I doubt it’s my issue.

[@Musashi.04]

I really need Gavins shirt so bad!!!!!

[@Quonzer]

Dayum Barbara looks good in this vid. O-O

[@Heavenlyhounds96]

Bus, car, plane....doesn't matter what, I call window. :P (Never been on a cruise though so...I'm not sure about being on the side. :P

[@kraevorn7483]

Is.... that my dad? When he was alive he was German and sometimes asked silly things

[@inzanedogg3]

Barb is talking about Jim Jefferies

[@veltongrath3429]

What about the times he’s crapped himself on the plane

[@nataliieeFOOL]

God this story makes me scared to get onto planes... I have to get on a plane for literally just an hour and a half in January to get from Melbourne to Sydney for RTX and I am petrified that I'll be put next to some asshat and just be miserable.

[@nataliieeFOOL]

+Xyo LikesDinosaurs fingers crossed that if I do I'm not wanting to murder the world that day xD

[@paragonjones13]

+Natalie Vicari Aussies are good on flights. Don't you worry :)

[@WordsofHeresy]

you're thinking of Jim Jeffries who did the joke on plane etiquette

[@johncruz7923]

plane etiquette is no joke.

[@WJames-nq2df]

Actually the ettiquet to dealing with pricks on a plane is. 1. Make it clear to them that they're being a prick 2. If they continue, either poke them in the eye or publicly shame them by filming them and uploading it later.

[@justyais]

i miss this

[@AceOfBass-pk1go]

Burnie 💜

[@elihugonzalez2945]

0:25 Oh no 😄

[@TheGreatDreamer1937]

0:16 Barbaras face

[@TimedRevolver]

I absolutely do not have the patience for any of that shit. Combine that with an explosive temper and...I would have made a scene. First two, not so much, but the guy with the screen? Oh man, I would have erupted like a long dormant volcano.

[@Mark3Spark]

and i got hit every time by a new ....

[@IkeFanBoy64]

3:09 Some people get off to that

[@blorpa]

If someone did that to me on a flight and blocked my little TV screen, I would first ask them to move their hands. and if they refused o would snap one of their fingers. a little extreme, sure, but at least he would do that again. 😂

[@TheOnlyGimmeturben]

You need to docsomething about that last dude gavin shit man dont just take it

[@CoffeePoints]

5:00

[@bajabonerblast]

Love how gavins response to people being pricks is “i was about to die” rather than “i was about to kill him”

[@iiifreddydiii2578]

Wow Barbra is super pretty

[@ArtuniousUmbreon]

This is why I can’t fly :/

[@Michael-pi2be]

Sauce

[@mblaze3150]

huh i guess im tied for best

[@cartmicah3]

miss burnie so much.

[@starcasters5455]

i would have grab there arms and sqeezed

[@MessyGamer616]

Y'all are weird lol, just reach up and tap his shoulder to let him know, its possible the dude just wasn't thinking about it or was in his own head space and didn't realize that someone was behind him :/ (THOUGH YES STRANGULATION, SEAT SHAKING OR HAND HOLDING WOULD DEFINITELY BE THE THING WE'D ALL WANT TO DO)

[@beeeennnnnnn]

I feel bad for people with like social anxiety and stuff, having to just passively deal with people

[@ThatDudeWithBoobs]

That mic slap tho xD

[@SmokeyMountainSuccubus]

Only someone that makes as much money as Gavin would think not causing problems when someone is being mildly annoying makes him the best passabger ever

[@gu244]

No, he means that he never does stuff like that to other people or the staff.