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[@_ZeroMaximum_]

Remember guys: This is only a fraction of a *FRACTION* of this guy's insanity.

[@xivver1257]

This is only a 60-second preview of it

[@WillnFerret]

Thankfully it wasn’t a hour or I would of died

[@Unethicalsausage.]

😂

[@gtc239]

​@@WillnFerretWould HAVE* died. (Or would've) Have a nice day!

[@Awfulfeature]

We took a pickaxe to the surface and didn’t even move a pebble.

[@NUGG1ES]

“sue aside forest” -Daniel, trying not to get canceled

[@Khxbra]

Put the "sue" aside and just do the challenge

[@YouknowIliveforever]

*Demonetized

[@Khxbra]

@@YouknowIliveforever same thing

[@YouknowIliveforever]

@@Khxbra cancelation is from community opinion KZbin doesn’t give a fuck about their community

[@Khxbra]

@@YouknowIliveforever demonitization is just being canceled by youtube themselves

[@goofiestgoobster]

“kramblamba, snarf, blafgamnistaf” - bister meast

[@fairuzdarin]

Mister beat meat breast neat

[@Eddsworld.Lover_Maelee]

Most of all

[@naked_molerats_are_awesome]

Snart

[@adrioumario1369]

semt tiesrb

[@cool_waffle8492]

Master breast

[@connorburton1009]

"The last person to take their hand off my body gets to keep it." ...your body or their hand?

[@becominghero9754]

Actually good question

[@bloodstoneore4630]

Yes

[@user-hh8ph1iy9z]

Yes

[@duckwithaknife.]

Both

[@minederion5411]

No

[@thestranger954]

These are so good. So many of them are just thinly veiled threats.

[@1st2nd2]

But can he use them as lyrics to write a song that isnt actually already famous?

[@sharonbiggs6479]

“Kamblamba, Snart, Blamfghanastamf” my favourite states

[@Pan_Highlighter]

Clone? As in cloning? As in the arg?

[@samuelfletcher1922]

This comment made me cackle💀

[@BlackSwan-hk8cm]

*promises/phrophecies

[@Muddy_day]

Guys, i think Daniel is actually going insane now

[@m-a-s-e-y]

He already went insane

[@MasterTrader22]

He went insane long long longggg ago

[@Code_orange22]

My sith apprentice is doing very well

[@paranoidpumpkin98]

💀

[@trilobite3120]

​​@@m-a-s-e-yhat fraction we talkin?

[@Cipher_Spy]

"I hid a Golden Ticket somewhere inside this boy"

[@Itz_just_me_hi_hello]

Welp... time for a prostate exam!

[@dashspeed9523]

He won't survive for a day

[@ernestitorant_yt]

As the boy, im still on the run for those greedy hunters.

[@Lunar550]

“I cloned myself 100 times so I can fuck myself” had me dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@maceroyer9566]

I would honestly do the same thing!

[@cool_waffle8492]

​@@maceroyer9566 bro took "go fuck yourself" literally

[@Wheatley2011XD]

"Have you ever fucked a clone?" "It's great, they know all the places" -Mephiles

[@jackdog06]

“I gave 100 blind people back their sight in exchange for one of their other senses.”

[@Jeewana1331]

LOLL

[@BallisticWistfully]

Honestly not bad Edit: Why tf would people pick blindness over loss of senses 💀

[@charnor2727]

@@BallisticWistfully good news, you no longer have the sense of touch. Have fun with everytihng being premenantly numb

[@delanovanraalte3646]

you can have my smell

[@johanneslothbuch-jepsen5144]

​@@BallisticWistfullyCongrats, you are now deaf

[@wasagu]

Daniel is the most sane entity in 2034

[@user-sd9rg2bx9p]

LOLLL

[@Code_orange22]

Wait 100 kids + 100 parents where are the rest of the parents

[@mistermean3655]

@@Code_orange22they’re being held for ransoms How tf am I supposed to know

[@valianttimia]

You got the wrong timeline there buddy

[@Greeneon6073]

You mean person?

[@bethfrancis5944]

"What American state do you wanna live in?" "Snart." "What?" "ＳＮＡＲＴ"

[@TheBigBadRaven]

You know who else lives in Snart?

[@dolphindiver7724]

@@TheBigBadRavenWhat

[@TheBigBadRaven]

@@dolphindiver7724 MY MOM!!!!!!!!!

[@dolphindiver7724]

@@TheBigBadRaven Despite the typical response this did make me laugh. Well done

[@TheBigBadRaven]

@@dolphindiver7724 Thanks bro ^^

[@feebee4451]

Now he’ll be 1.2 million years old

[@TomasHendrson]

Actually, 1.3 million years old.🤓

[@user-oe6og6bf9t]

1.4 m

[@lyannaripper7124]

"I planted 20 million trees in the suicide forest" I am largely impressed and concerned at the same time💀

[@springy2593]

Logan Paul Bout to take Another Trip

[@Shinobo_Kacho]

Same😅

[@Rat_Is_Sleepy]

My smile faded so fast when I heard that

[@raddaradda8682]

Super funny lol

[@illusionillage]

LMAO

[@Gaya_31]

One last short before i sleep The short:

[@wafflecaves9248]

Nah but fr

[@Milk_Before_Cereal11]

And then you get a look through the whole entire channel at that point-

[@marystuart4641]

Im not lying i gotta go to bed rn and rhis is the last short im watching

[@Mr1Senk]

Frfr

[@Metahunt638]

I hope this didn't effect your dreams

[@Krazykid16]

the "seeing the world's biggest firetruck" is actually normal😂

[@lil_drummaboi_429]

The funny is that HE STARTED the fire

[@Krazykid16]

@@lil_drummaboi_429ohhh

[@Krazykid16]

@@lil_drummaboi_429ohhhhhh

[@LokiGodOfMischief1]

Aah yes, kramblambla, snart, and blafganistamf. Some of the best vacation destinations ✨

[@phanto6599]

“I restored sight to 1000 people who don’t see race” That was funny as hell

[@snapgab]

Honestly though, that's a good thing. Being blind to race means being blind to systemic injustices, in practice it's nearly as bad as being actively racist.

[@Jack-me7kl]

I refuse to treat someone differently because of their race. I’ll stay blind.

[@foolishboy8773]

​@@snapgabSo if you charge white people more that's a good thing? how do you even calculate that! is there a way to quantify racial injustice? Nay I say as under US LAW there are no prejudices or racist laws in affect that would actually make a need to help one group over another. I mean sure there are racist people but those people populate CoD and not Congress.

[@Pyramanager]

@@snapgab If youre not racist, it means youre racist is basically what youre saying. Youre whats wrong with this world

[@diegogutierrez7149]

Best one

[@brokenchickensodaaa]

"I asked 100 professional fighters to please chew with their mouths closed"💀

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

[@LeoparDusk]

As someone with Misophonia… they don’t have to be professional fighters to do that.

[@mangost2008]

@@LeoparDuskalso as someone with misophonia, anyone who cannot chew with their mouth closed deserves whatever pain comes to them

[@LeoparDusk]

@@mangost2008 Amen to that. It’s horrible.

[@mangost2008]

@@LeoparDusk yeah i swear im about to start a fucking crusade

[@chicken]

Daniel's list of "splates" is pure genius. Mr. Beast's videos are next level insanity.

[@qianqianshen4061]

“these 100 kids and their parents are gonna recreatate the vietnam war”😂😂😂😂😂

[@LadyJoolree]

"I restored sight to 1000 people who don't see race" 😂😂😂

[@sirpeterbaum4695]

Some people solve racism, he creates it

[@BetterWhenUnmastered]

They seein color now 😭😭

[@tacotuttle]

took me a while to get that one

[@levar6618]

@@sirpeterbaum4695 "not seeing race" is not AS bad as racism, but it overlooks reality of how people actually struggle irl

[@gaffclant]

@@levar6618it’s important to understand the real reason many of them are in their situation is because of poverty. We have a division of wealth, not based on race

[@cestiagaming]

“First to take their hands of my body wins, these 100 kids…”💀💀💀💀

[@juni2583]

THATS WHAT I SAID

[@juni2583]

Wait no, *thought. That's what I thought

[@YourOneAndOnlyAlienQueen]

@@juni2583 it's too late, juni, you already made the mistake, there are no take backs

[@user-fh4sp4ui1p]

He didnt say last to keep his hand on me will get 100 kid😂

[@mikko_mikko_mi]

Imma definitely participate in that one

[@Zachary4622]

"I hid a golden ticket in this boy" and "Today I'm tossing 100 Virgins in to this volcano to inshore a good harvest this year" Got me dying🤣💀

[@blinderpig]

No one is talking about the dog one…. I’m dying 😂😂💀💀 Edit: Dam this blew up pretty quick

[@user-tj7dc6sr1w]

I didn't get it

[@blinderpig]

@@user-tj7dc6sr1wdogs hate fireworks. And ptsd is a mental illness related to flashbacks (eg. a war veteran would have ptsd due to the war because it was a traumatic experience)

[@x.Soranova.x]

I THOUGHT HE MEANT HE TIED THE DOGS TO THE FIREWORKS💀

[@brickpuncher1429]

No one's talking about the "I cloned myself 100 times and now I'm gonna fuck myselves" either

[@x.Soranova.x]

@@brickpuncher1429 IKR

[@devam8192]

"Sui aside forest" 💀

[@NukeBrazil]

Bro I’ve seen you everywhere how?

[@Tbgoes123]

@@veggieraptor4652I know right???

[@hecker.14yrold]

sue aside

[@devam8192]

​@@NukeBrazilif you see me everywhere, that means yu are everywhere just like me, I just comment as an addition

[@gtc239]

​@@veggieraptor4652You're* everywhere.

[@MultiCatRain]

"I used a ouija board to make contact with Harambe" That's all I needed to hear

[@devsus]

same

[@Pingviinimursu]

Mega based

[@blop2735]

sounds like a jaystation video

[@unnikrishnanvr186]

​@@blop2735Jaystation? Wasn't that guy banned a while back?

[@fried_fries]

@@unnikrishnanvr186yes

[@Iced222]

Wait, you’re sacrificing your clones

[@thuyluong9679]

Those kids gonna have PTSD soon lol

[@samdang8073]

colleen got excited when she heard “these 100 kids” 💀

[@hamstergirl5166]

nah💀

[@pumacatmeow]

Careful she’s picking up her ukulele already

[@hehe._.wth-]

​@@pumacatmeowLMAO

[@samdang8073]

@@pumacatmeow oh no, not again 💀

[@iheartfriesss]

​@@pumacatmeowthe toxic gossip train..

[@fermented_lampshade]

man telepathicaly spoke to harambe

[@fermented_lampshade]

harambe is the source of all knowledge

[@halal_Bat]

@@fermented_lampshadedid u just reply to ur self?

[@theroguespecter3200]

​@@halal_Batyes yes he did

[@fermented_lampshade]

@jimcreeper Harambe is love Harambe is life.

[@creator.2002rpn]

Rip Harambe

[@monkeis158]

kramblambla got me dying on the floor

The dog one was wild, man. It's all just so insane.

[@bluebeerie]

Bush

[@kareynottingham3345]

gorge bush

[@kiwitihi4606]

*blafganistan* got me rolling 🤣🤣

[@BlackSwan-hk8cm]

He got me rollin'... I'm fadin'

[@mirmalchik]

blafghanistamf*

[@velvertie]

adam sandlers what are you doing here

[@ewelinagiermanska7961]

lol

[@shrine3176]

My favourite state

[@JonathanMiller_2014]

“Kramblamba, snart, blafghanistamf” 💀💀

[@lexyinspace]

3 down, 47 more splates to go

[@salcedojeara9363]

First one is probably Alabama.

[@Ericaglan]

@@salcedojeara9363 Third is probably Afghanistan

[@crazydog4626]

@@Ericaglanthat ain’t a state tho

[@calebhasty7171]

@@crazydog4626 REALLY?

[@hicalebih8902]

That forest one killed me 😂

[@hicalebih8902]

… w a i t …

[@Hatsoon]

NOT THE PTSD DOGS! 🤣🤣🤣

[@curseofstrahdthemusical]

“Blafghanistampf” -Daniel Trasher, 2023

[@mellohiwastaken]

ah yes, my favourite youtuber, daniel Trasher

[@Qwerka]

@@mellohiwastakendaniel trashtalker

[@Your_handle_should_be_atleast_]

Framblambla those r the only splates i know

[@mohammadsyazwigeoffrey7325]

He's the trashman

[@ToasWower494]

Bro took "man, go fuck yourself" to a whole new level

[@CarrotMile]

no he didnt 😂 people like you ruin the internet. really disappointed that if you comment that exact phrase under 92% of any youtube video you will get 2k+ likes. “ooo me make unoriginal comment 🤑” i can go under any youtube video and without scrolling a foot ill see this exact comment. so unoriginal.

[@maestro3887]

*too seriously

[@espressolattestudios]

na, just wait until you see the dark side of the Undertale AU fandom-

[@miajajajajajajajajajo]

That was a whole orgy, jeez

[@kevinamaya9268]

Watch your favorite Martian

[@YoshiCh1ef-je6me]

"Today, I'm tossing 100 virgins into this volcano to ensure a good harvest!" 💀💀💀

[@JustAPlayerYT.]

Bro gotta live 1 million years

[@Mrbear-ym6qw]

“ to assure a good harvest this year “ had me dying

[@giordanodsouza9563]

Found the virgin lol

[@elizrebezilmadommdo1662]

When AI randomly generates Mr. Beast video titles:

[@InfiniteRandomness1]

Bro look you have 1.5k likes

[@batfamily2024]

​@@InfiniteRandomness1nah 1.8k

[@Gutemweq]

@@InfiniteRandomness1 lol 2.5k likes and only one other comment

[@thenoobanimate9512]

2.6 likes and now one more comment

[@gamerboy9207]

Hi human 👽

[@luiscatalao8687]

These 100 kids and their 100 parents are going to recreate the Vietnam war - you had me dying with that one😂

[@Just-A-Random-Guy]

That dog with ptsd one made me lose it 💀

[@kazarisato5607]

This man makes Vsauce look sane

[@dominicmccaslin5576]

Or does he ( vsauce theme starts playing

[@IsseiSatoru]

funny enough, when i scrolled down this video, vcause immediately pop up.

[@garrettvinyard]

Fax he looks like the onceler from the Lorax.🤣

[@joyful_yolk123]

​@@garrettvinyardholy shit i see it now 😂😂

[@ThatOneWithTheDragons]

This man makes Jerma look sane (Giant enemy spider starts playing)

[@matythebunny]

okay the PTSD dogs and sewer slide forest were just total evil lmfao

[@slasher3582]

True the other stuff such as the recreation of the Vietnam War pale in comparison

[@IAmTrulyTheHonoredOne]

@@slasher3582 uhh dude the vietnam war was bloody and horrible. Sure, the dogs with ptsd fought in the service, but the brave people who had to go through the war clearly went through the same amount of trauma. (if not more) so what im trying to prove here is that the ptsd dog thingy and the vietnam war recreation are equally bad, since they are about fighting and the dangers of war 💀

[@IAmTrulyTheHonoredOne]

Dude I swear if someone says, “i aint readin allat”

[@slasher3582]

@@IAmTrulyTheHonoredOne I ain't reading allat (I already read it)

[@dominicmccaslin5576]

​@@IAmTrulyTheHonoredOnebuddy its a joke

[@user-he3il8kn6j]

“I restored sight to 1000 people who don’t see race” Gotta be my favorite one

[@sifdorzo]

“I restored sight to 1000 people who don’t see race” 💀💀💀

[@lotos53]

I got to rate your comment. Wtf?

[@Fck_the_atf]

He restored racism. Bless him

[@jtzr1371]

​@@Fck_the_atfmaking humanity closer to nature 🧘‍♂️

[@notablediscomfort]

Sounds like a good idea, really.

[@richard6196]

I love the one where he's just excited to talk about a firetruck. Also is Daniel immortal now?

[@Official_Watermelon_Cat]

I dont get it

[@100realbeerus3]

yes danniel is an immortal according to statistis

[@spark_night27]

He always was

[@nakoa3446]

@@Official_Watermelon_Catfor every like he has to live another year

[@Oreo-lz4gg]

Yep

[@SamPendentTheThief]

I NEED more cursed mr. Beast titles

[@wngdeadshot6198]

Bro had to live 1.2 million years 💀💀💀

[@QuagsireMon]

“I planted 20 million trees in suicide forest” i am officially *dead* of laughter, same with “i asked 100 professional fighters to chew with their mouth closed” Edits: edit 1: i got more likes on this than 15 entire paragraphs about h1t1 getting trapped in the void

[@froppycat]

like the people in suicide forest.

[@MaxerV19]

​@@froppycatlogan paul will have something to do now😮

[@gayternatee]

JSAJKSAKJASKJSJKSA

[@Dual2212]

​@@froppycatwell what did u think was fertilising all those trees 😊

[@MrPilotStunts]

One down, 19 million 999 thousands 999 to go

[@mrcreepykiller24]

“I killed 1 billion of my braincells and I’m going to name all 50 splates: Kramblamba, Snart, Blafghanistamf” killed me 😂

[@angelabrittinspiration5554]

No its 💀

[@V_the_he]

The 20 million trees got me

[@christinawatson5499]

Me too

[@user-xi7kp5vx8i]

yea it was funny but im still wondering how many time you looked back to the vid just to spell afghanistan wrong :/

[@spawnpoint111]

@@user-xi7kp5vx8iwhats with long face :/

[@user-np8iw5di5j]

"after resent backlash I'm re blinding 1000 people."

[@MettigelMann]

Dude I’m loving the old-fashioned, frequent Danny videos. Makes me feel like I’m in elementary school again lmao

[@carrion1398]

Don’t give Mr. Beast any ideas…

[@EEEEEEEE]

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E

[@masihfarhady9144]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@moron0000]

Mr beast watching this short: "WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN"

[@carrion1398]

@@moron0000 NO NO NO NO-

[@ItsMeCFD]

frfr

[@Mastermind8908]

Giving PTSD dogs a fireworks show got me laughing the hardest. 🤣🤣

[@AnimeSage77]

Fr

[@edwardsinger7644]

Agree. I had to pause the video to go "Nooooooooooooohohohohohohaha"

[@zteir]

🤣🤣🤣

[@jasperhollow664]

For me it was the restoring sight one

[@FemkeMeurer]

whats wrong with you

[@Saira8]

The 'splates' 😂😂😂

[@Loop-tp4zc]

He's a little confused, but he has the spirit

[@Zeinab.N]

The suicide forest one caught me severely off guard 😭☠️

[@SteelWingMaster_]

Fr💀

[@XEdeamQ1]

That actually got my attention, it was unexpected like. I thought he was gonna say something more violent but he did more than logan paul did

[@MeonLights]

Me too. I rarely laugh out loud at any funny stuff online, I just grin but that one gave me an actual belly laugh

[@ThegoofyGhoulette6651]

I mean he is still doin‘ something for the environment 💀

[@gandpork]

At least he still planted some trees(?)

[@-_bluebutterfly_-]

“I hid a golden ticket somewhere in this boy” 💀💀💀💀

[@marvelfan2930]

This is turning into saw somehow 😅

[@thatskindasusmyguy]

How did they get inside there🤨

[@DuoVersal]

@@thatskindasusmyguyhere’s how! “To show you the power of FLEX TAPE, I SAWED THIS KID IN HALF!” (And yes, I recognize what you were trying to say, I just thought this’d be better… or far worse)

[@tiffanychou6869]

@@thatskindasusmyguy a lot of "shoving" Iykyk

[@in-da-face]

​@@thatskindasusmyguy he had a priest do it. 😂😂

[@corn95515]

1 billion braincells isnt way too bad considering the average adult has about 80 billion

[@joseflipsok614]

“I restored sight to 1000 people who don’t see race” lmao 😂😂😂😂

[@charles213]

The “don’t see race” one is perfection

[@Moth_P]

Holy shit Charles Calvin

[@user-pn4zw8bh3o]

so ture

[@MidnightF4lls]

“i cloned myself 100 times and now i’m gonna f*ck myself” freaking. dead.

[@radiokilledthevideo]

lol

[@ChrisD23]

* myselves

[@serenaistired]

*myselves, it’s even better

[@communisthitler666]

​@@TrueBlueBoi908when selfcest is your fetish:💀

[@TrueBlueBoi908]

🤨🤨🤨Ayo

[@simplylily7819]

TELL ME WHY THE DOG FIREWORK ONE WAS THE ONE THAT MADE MY JAW DROP 😭

[@Idk_Lol17]

“These 100 kids and they’re 100 parents will recreate the Vietnam war” is wild💀

[@octavian888]

I came up with this one a couple months back "TODAY WE CURED 1000 PEOPLE OF THEIR VIRGINITY"

[@TheGreenMenace777]

You need a helper 😏

[@TheGreenMenace777]

You need a helper 😏

[@Arceusmemesidk-zk7tm]

Oh god

[@thegreatchaos13]

I hope that day will never come.

[@Kkk-cc1iy]

Same

[@FOF275]

The ptsd dogs one is diabolical, I love it

[@uzzielalanis5870]

Just wait until he puts the chihuahuas with PTSD in there

[@superdreloplays5093]

That one killed me! 😂

[@SHAVEyourHEAD01]

Bro that one bought made me cry for literally no reason

[@sergeiatanasov5331]

POV: mrbeat witouth ideas:

[@The_JLav]

The fireworks got me 😂

[@emilegarcia2369]

"Restoring sight to 1000 people who dont see race" is a super underrated line hahahaha

[@NankitaBR]

This was the one that cracked me up 😂

[@DeadBirbIsDead]

“Today, I treated 100 dogs with PTSD to the largest firework display money can buy” This line had me *BALLING* without laughter. 💀

[@Zachyshows]

bro is balling

[@ThatHorribleMusiciandork7]

nice.

[@kikiburrito]

I want to see you 𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴😏

[@razkrispies]

my guy just started ballin mid video

[@isratjahanalvi5867]

I am the 1k like

[@ScuffedKiwi11]

This is the perfect example of Mr Beast’s videos he would absolutely do something like donating $1,000,000 to a tree lol

[@James-xw2vd]

MrBeast: *Writes Ideas Down*

[@C0_mmon21]

Dude was *EATING* them punches.

[@EEEEEEEE]

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E

[@insertcreativityhere7747]

At least he’s chewing with his mouth closed

[@Playtube12345]

Yummy punches

[@BlackSwan-hk8cm]

SHARE AND ENJOY! YOU MUST SPAWN MORE PUNCHES

[@luke_playz_gd]

we need a full version of naming all 50 "splates"

[@Freeze-n-Frost]

Calligrafornicate, Wishtonsil, Monantic, I don’t fockin know 😂😂😂

[@user-je6xu4bk8x]

Don't forget flockarado, o neckico, rowegon, and mic vasatrustes.

[@kevingraves9112]

And spligasee

[@BLAK23081]

Erxas

[@Northwesternrailwaystudios]

Slatsbourphen

[@djfcb]

These are so unhinged

[@technocube6450]

"Kramblamba, Snart, Blafghanistamf" 😂 i thought you had a stroke for a sec...

[@DarskideDraws]

“kramblamba, snart, blafghanistamf” those are my favorites

[@Cats_for_life_123]

Same

[@antsarizona29]

Those are the best splates

[@Cats_for_life_123]

@@antsarizona29 but blafghanistamf isnt a state it’s a country

[@BlackSwan-hk8cm]

Try with XXXtra FNORD and Futanari gravy! WOW!

[@Flynn_Stones]

Okay, this needs sequels 😂 "Today, I dove into the Atlantic to reimburse the crew of the Titan for their $250,000 tickets" "We hid a stash of cocaine worth $100k in the white house for the first person who finds it"

[@EEEEEEEE]

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E

[@agynth]

@@EEEEEEEEreally no one asked bud

[@phenixphone4064]

E

[@wes4736]

A

[@lordtwigo8770]

Sports

[@BlitzoITA]

Using the Ouja Board to contact Harambee feels like something someone would do

[@Sarahlinclon]

nah the dog with ptsd was INSANE

[@Rubyedwards19]

“Today I’m tossing 100 virgins into this volcano to ensure a good harvest this year.” HELP I CANT- 😭

[@GamesForNoobs]

"I restored sight to 1000 people who don't see race" LMFAOO

[@prasannadavid8531]

The more you keep watching, the more bro starts sounding like jimmy

[@xanderpaul3996]

The Harambe one is something jimmy would actually do

[@sapnavora6834]

bro killed 1% of his brain cells and then couldn’t speak properly

[@Lscott-fk2sn]

Seems like all the braincells were only the ones used for language😂

[@yasinmassarm8570]

Or maybe that was all the brain cells he had

[@juliancalero8012]

He didn't specify where his brain cells where killed

[@octonine6212]

​@@juliancalero8012in the sue aside forest?

[@Fentanyl_memes]

🤓

[@m-a-s-e-y]

Can we all take a moment to appreciate how much *effort, Daniel puts into our balls.*

[@theabominableluk3214]

Can we take a second to think about this comment 💀

[@smudgemaster_flex2728]

... W H A T.

[@BrotatoeGod]

It feels nice

[@I_Ate_Your_Socks]

Yeah he’s really good at making basketballs

[@m-a-s-e-y]

Everyone, stop asking questions. My only answer is, *yes.*

[@lordhavemercy-xu9pi]

“The last person to take their hands off my body gets to keep it-“ *”THESE 100 KIDS”* 💀

[@Wolf-ht5lq]

That´s Mrbeast in 10 years

[@thekodex1186]

"I treated 100 dogs with PTSD to the largest firework display money can buy." Bro just invented the 4th of July

[@BlackSwan-hk8cm]

*Rediscovered

[@DrRipps]

“Today im gonna be donating one million dollars…to this tree” had me dying 😂

[@garfield1234-jo7yw]

😆💀

[@c0smic_visi0n298]

This one seems like something the real Mr Beast would do

[@agnieszkaryko763]

Wait Isn't he just giving a tree millions dead corpses of itself

[@c0smic_visi0n298]

@@agnieszkaryko763 Hold on...

[@bloonyTheOriginal]

Bro gave the tree his dead friends

[@cam87483]

I guess dude is going to live for 1.2 million years

[@kyliefisher8676]

The dogs with ptsd got me… 😂

[@Aster_vRT]

“And I’m going to name all 50 splates. Kramblamlba, snart, blafghanistamf.’ Had me on the FLOOR😂

[@temra7063]

I want a full version of this skit right here!!!

[@StrwbrrzDrmz]

@@temra7063SAME!!! That shit is right up my humor!!! XDD

[@kalicokat2494]

Fr 😭 😂

[@Puszek755]

fr we want him to recite all 50 splates

[@Ollyatlas]

Isn't blafghanistan a sharia dictatorship

[@dactel]

I heard “the last people to keep their hands on my body” followed by “these 100 kids” i screamed

[@snowball-pl3sh]

thats not what he said

[@snowball-pl3sh]

he siad "the last ppl to keep their hands on my body gets to keep it"

[@Theostar33]

and their 100 parents >:)

[@Swagmaster07]

I think their Vietnam recreation would be good, the Children would be small enough to be Vietcong, and the parents probably served in Nam.

[@petermarkov8446]

Him 1.2m years later: Now i die.

[@elkoestlich]

“to ensure good harvest hahahahaha"