HERMITCRAFT 10: Episode 32 - BANNED.

[@steampunkking]

In all fairness, non of this would've happened if the po-po hasn't removed the original official iron shop

[@gordoofdoom]

This really needs to be his defense.

[@rivian_ender]

this all ends up being a very elaborate ploy by Jevin to get Mumbo on his side against the poe-poe

[@jetsquire9354]

@@gordoofdoomagreed!

[@redisokay]

AMUMBO DEFO NEEDS TO USE THIS!!! INSTANT WIN!!

[@jaydonroberts1110]

To be honest, it was Mumbo's own fault that he left his pop-up shop--which he was forced to accept as one by Cub--for Scar and Skizz to snatch.

[@ImminDragon]

Mumbo, it isn't a bribe to pay off the other side in a legal battle, that's a settlement. And you should argue that Doc can't be the lawyer for the other side at all. Conflict of interests. He's your business partner and is *deeply* in debt to you at this point due to failure to pay your share.

[@Cxrm3n]

Trueeee

[@ImAdonai]

Not to mention that Doc is a convicted criminal! Sure, he did his time like he should, but still. There might also be some recorded evidence on his channel where he explains he got bored of being called fluffy and decided to become a menace instead, which he said - if I remember correctly - as a response to XB's offer. I'd say it's almost as good as admission of guilt, at the very least around as good as Mumbo filming himself throwing the brick through the XB's window. Those two should cancel each other out somewhat. Just like he did with the noise machine.

[@freakyfan3550]

omg you're so right

[@jcofortco]

Excellent points!

[@mattlewandowski73]

@@ImAdonai I should remind you, Doc is not technically a convicted criminal in this season as he has been successfully sued, but a law suit is a civil action, not a criminal trial.

[@PerryRata]

Honestly Scar would be my go to lawyer, YOU HAVE SEEN HOW MUCH THAT MAN CAN GET AWAY WITH JUST BY TALKING!!

[@JoTheCraftyShark]

I think if anyone could win this case for Mumbo, it'll be scar

[@GSBarlev]

Scar would relish the opportunity to deploy the Chewbacca Defense.

[@Wolf-E-Romeo]

I feel like if anyone could win this case, it would be Etho... I feel like Etho could win ALL the cases. Lol

[@iveharzing]

@@GSBarlev The what?! xD

[@simolly3591]

I think you may have forgotten about Scars Among Us times…. He wasn’t very good at defence then 😂

[@aellipsis]

15:31 the idea of Doc (the only felon on hermitcraft (this season at least) (looking at you B-Team))) being both the the defense’s attorney and the prosecution’s is hilarious. Just like an hour and a half of Doc making arguments against his own arguments.

[@mattlewandowski73]

I should point out that doc is not technically a felon in this season. The case brought against him was not a criminal case it was a civil suit. Civil suits are a form of arbitration with the backing of law, not criminal trials.

[@aellipsis]

@@mattlewandowski73 civil suits don’t make you do hard time if you lose lol

[@AnonymousNoNayme]

@@aellipsis I mean, we all know Doc was unfairly persecuted. It's been happening since last season with his sand duper.

[@NickAndriadze]

Considering he already kind of did a bit of that in Tall Claims Court episode 1, this is gonna be hilarious. Doc shinanegans are always wild.

[@theAstarrr]

@@AnonymousNoNaymeI mean "it all started when Grian touched my redstone" was long before that as well

[@KamikazeKomics]

Here's what I saw: XBCrafted wanted to sue Mumbo at any cost, even if it didn't make sense to do so. He did not make the requisite attempt to resolve the issue outside of court. When Mumbo offered reparations, XBCrafted didn't negotiate for more nor did he turn down the offer, but instead accused Mumbo of bribery. XBCrafted has proven he is not interested in reparations; it's not even a consideration for him, which means he did not actually suffer any tangible loss requiring reparations. He simply wanted to sue Mumbo for the sake of suing Mumbo. I strongly advise getting Grian as your lawyer. He's brilliant and always has your back. Also, the obligatory "I am not a lawyer, but..."

[@victzegopterix2]

I really hope Mumbo and his lawyer look enough at the comment section. Like this "Mumbo's obviously so dead" case really turns into a "Mumbo's so back, real culprit is so obviously XB" with all the comments considered, as if we were in murderless Ace Attorney. 👀

[@aulvinduergard9952]

Not to mention, XB didn't even offer Mumbo a chance to rectify the situation: such as moving the source of the noise once again. No, XB's simply not getting the sales he used to get -- most likely due to the Hermits having their own sources of food (see Impulse's carrot farm as an example) -- and instead of trying to figure out a way to innovate and draw customers back to his shop, XB instead looked for something to blame for it, and found a convenient scapegoat in the sounds from Mumbo's shop.

[@ondururagittandeska2004]

Grian doubles as a PI in this Crafty city, he could find the culprit who framed Mumbo's faux mine with the iron and copper scattered everywhere.

[@gaelonhays1712]

As another comment has said, Grian is also a private investigator, and has out-of-universe practice as a detective (see Among Us). I think Grian would be an amazing lawyer for Mumbo!

[@ysgramorssoupspoon2261]

"Your Honor, in my clien's defence it was funny"

[@GSBarlev]

IIRC Cleo actually used that defense when Doc accused them of inciting the incident.

[@r.j.3729]

"Your Honor, we would like to double it and give it to the next person on fraud charges?"

[@ALCvideoprofile]

This would be my defense too

[@itsJustDevin]

"Your Honor, nuh uh" *pulls out uno reverse*

[@sambuma]

Maybe Joe can revise the "he's a big baby" defense for a second attempt. "Babies just like to laugh and play."

[@FRIDAY-lt3ei]

Mumbo breaking glass, deciding he should have used a brick, and throwing a brick through a window was hilarious

[@GSBarlev]

It wasn't even his bricks!!! 😂

[@ITz_Reecey_]

By far the funniest thing in a while!🤣

[@RyanSoltani]

Imagine irl seeing someone throw a metric ton of bricks through your window

[@mrpenguin8024]

@@RyanSoltaniI wouldn’t even be mad ;-; I’d just be confused

[@DUCKY005]

@@mrpenguin8024I’d be more confused how it just slid through 1 meter of glass

[@carsonsmith3464]

Mumbo, you should get Skizz to be your lawyer. He already has a full legal firm, lawyer skin, experience in court, and even won a trial against Doc, the same guy you are facing now.

[@sabermoons4640]

Stolen comment

[@RealMrHater]

​@@sabermoons4640 this comment is 10 minutes older than the one you claimed it stole from, please learn what time is before assuming someone stole from someone else

[@moumdoh]

well to be fair joel's defense was literally "but he's just a big baby ! you can't press charges against a baby!"

[@bobosaurus331]

@@sabermoons4640No, this comment was stolen by a bot

[@CosmicAggressor]

Shhh. Mumbo is not allowed to know about doc yet.

[@molsandtils]

Mumbo please use this in court: There are 500 bricks in a cubic meter of bricks (a brick block) Engineering bricks are usually £450-£600 per 1000 So u didn’t vandalise or break property you paid him £225-£300

[@victzegopterix2]

Lmao, so true.

[@meisteryogurt1460]

"Sir, that wasn't me hitting the client with a brick, that was a promt to-head delivery of a 0,45 ct gift!"

[@darkienl5886]

That he visibly stole, so he vandalized the other building too

[@molsandtils]

@@darkienl5886shhhhhhh

[@AmenKing1999Gaming]

BCrafted: Did you just throw a brick at my window? Mumbo: No, I threw a whole block of bricks at your window.

[@Pinkintu]

Instead of defending himself he corrected Xb. What a guy 🤣🤣

[@AmenKing1999Gaming]

@@Pinkintu I figured he's a gentleman.

[@JoTheCraftyShark]

Mumbo, the judge is Bdubs, I don't think you want Joel as your lawyer, Bdubs already threatened joel with a bomb in the mail.

[@lillemor7563]

Or have a backup lawyer on standby for when Bduds takes out his revenge 😂

[@jayofthep]

Nooo you want someone bdubs is scared of... like Cleo. Bdubs wouldnt let Joel win just out of spite!

[@aulvinduergard9952]

@@jayofthep BDubs also uses anything he can to give 'strikes' to people, so if Cleo does something threatening (like she obviously would), BDubs is going to strike her, and 5 of those instantly loses the case.

[@aurora_dawn123]

Mumbo breaking the glass, throwing the brick through said window, and laughing manicaly being played off and on throught the video has me in stitches

[@snowyzombie5691]

ME TOO THIS WAS SUCH A GOOD EDITING CHOICE

[@zeroknight1311]

Ideas for who can be your Lawyer: 1. Have Bdubs be your lawyer while he's also the Judge. As I can just imagine him going back and forth between the judge chair and your side ever. 2. Grian. 3. Scar, he's charismatic. And can argue that it was an accident. 4. Doc. Namely because I want to see the chaos that happens. 5. Gem. She can argue Trial by combat, and give you a netherite sword.

[@Chase19898]

Doc is already xB's lawyer haha

[@nothingbutlemon11]

@@Chase19898 That is why it would be funny

[@richardtownsend6466]

Gem getting trial by combat would be so funny but think he would still lose to xb 😅

[@zainzargar11]

Nah skizz is the best shout it would be hilarious if skizz won another case against doc

[@Cetacean7]

Skizz was Cleo’s lawyer in the Doc pig murder trial, so he’s a good candidate if Mumbo wants someone with experience of this specific court and judge

[@VivianRodriguez-hj3fg]

The brick through the window clips popping up kept reminding of the videos on tiktok ive seen of the 'subtle foreshadowing' and It made me laugh for awhile just because of that

[@YouGottaLuvTurbo]

oh yeah fr

[@lindseysmith2628]

i was coming to see if anyone else thought of that😭

[@HerculePyro]

Gotta know mumbo, Bdubs court is for a courtroom drama show. While the truth is important, putting on a show is just as and will help get the judge on your side. Also you're being sued for the noise pollution ruining your neighbour XBs business. The brick through the window has nothing to do with it. Just go around and get statements from other hermits about why they haven't bought anything from XBs food shop and rely on it not being due to your mine and you're safe

[@oscar6540-b7c]

I'd say as the defense that, if anything, you helped him with the shop as it was clearly blocked and you just opened it for customers to get in. Also, I'd say that the disaster was CLEARLY fabricated because the iron contamination has copper in it, which is evidence that it was certainly set up and not your fault.

[@xdev_henry]

That’s actually a very, VERY good story line…

[@NathanTheMan]

The way Mumbo talked about xB before meeting with him makes me 100% think that he knew why he was called over, and just wanted to make xB feel guilty if he ends up watching this video.

[@professorp1]

I think he recorded that part after the meeting. Definitely gave me those vibes too

[@Gardor]

Yes same.. I got the impression that he could be setting up some kind of contrast joke. I didn't know if that was intentional though. It didn't sound contrived or over the top at all, which is impressive. Regardless of whether it was natural or intentional, since he created a transition card for it, he was definitely aware of- and playing into this idea afterward.

[@endgameExecutor]

They do have a private Discord from what I understand. I'd imagine they don't completely blindside each other.

[@samwithasceptile801]

​@@endgameExecutor For things like these, they will blindside each other because it's good content. The hermits have mentioned on various occasions that if there's a surprise interaction they won't tell it beforehand, just so it's funny. If it's an actually serious matter then they would communicate.

[@MrAndy21500]

Good defence for mumbo: The fact that mumbo is suffering from success in the iron shop means, that no overflow iron is moved to the surfave. This means the iron spreading on the ground can not be from his factory. And following this logic we can conclude that someone else is behind the iron spread. Who? That we don't know. But that wount matter now, sense i have proven that mumbo is innocent at the iron spread part of this lawsuit. Edit: Thank you all for the likes and the replies. If it were possible, I would happily be mumbos lawer. But sadly it is not.😔

[@Gardor]

Well, who has an incentive to set him up? Investigate to find evidence of xB fabricating false evidence. That's a bargaining chip right there.

[@birdee1078]

Very recent a new mine opened in the area. That's reasonable doubt!

[@jacintacapelety9600]

Additionally, the person taking him to court expressed grievance with Mumbo's shop and it's associated sounds long before the supposed iron spillage. It could perhaps be a case of industrial sabotage meant to make Mr. Jumbo look bad and strengthen the complaint case.

[@Lol-zw8ks]

@@jacintacapelety9600which opens opportunity for a countersuit!

[@Mydumbselfsays]

​@@jacintacapelety9600oohhhh, but saying that without proof would technically constitute libel with a good enough lawyer. We need a scapegoat!

[@jo_de_pro1973]

13:48 Best defence, the brick is worth more than the glass pain so you cant complain

[@chancenathanielbaer8722]

technically, mumbo wasnt bribing xB; thats called settling out of court, which is something that's very common in cases like this; property damage, etc

[@beanofknowledge2125]

For your Consideration: Current Law Firm on the Server are Skizz, who holds a respectable 100% win rate; and JoeHills F-Tier Books and Legal Representation, who is probably itching for a case that's ... actually winnable. Joe has also shown that he is quite capable of countering Doc's seriousness with his own brand of JoeHill Difference Nonchalance

[@recurvestickerdragon]

Joe is unironically my favorite hermit these days

[@EmeraldsFire]

Joe against Doc would be funny 🤣

[@Destiano.Y]

Lawyer joe vs doc would be very funny

[@Fyreflier]

"Your Highness, the prosecution's lawyer is just a big baby" "Understandable. Prosecution's lawyer is sentenced to 1 week skyblock."

[@CoolAnagram]

​@@recurvestickerdragonGenuinely they are so witty I love watching his streams!1! I think he is at least one of if not the funniest person on hermitcraft

[@GSBarlev]

Mumbo is like if The Onceler was trying to convince The Lorax how much less sunburn everyone was getting now that the forests were covered in smog.

[@RyanIversen]

So you're saying, Mumbo is biggering?

[@PerryRata]

THIS IS SO ACCURATE LMAO

[@electricheartpony]

For some reason "The Onceler" was highlighted blue for me until I clicked your comment.

[@GSBarlev]

​@@electricheartponyIt's a new "feature" YT is trying out. I've been finding it incredibly annoying.

[@loli_slayer69_1]

Just stole it from TikTok but way worse​@@GSBarlev

[@AlextheLordofFire]

Paying someone to not sue you is not bribery though. It’s a standard negotiation, that always takes place before any civil court case, and the only thing the court would do is enforce a “fair” compensation for the damages.

[@RocketAdminAustin]

Yeah, it's just a settlement. Any time you hear "settled outside of court."

[@aidansroadams5328]

Would even be fitting as two businesses as that's what big businesses tend to prefer

[@Chigger]

Yep, to avoid the hassle of setting court dates, which means you save time, effort, and money for everyone else.

[@AlextheLordofFire]

@@Chigger Yeah, as they say: the only winners in court are the lawyers.

[@derpderpin1568]

Yea so legal bribery.

[@FlameLord050]

I love mumbo going through the same arc with the camera zoom that grian did last season.

[@Fanghur170]

I have a suggestion, but it's multistep. First, offer to make xBCrafted a machine that autoplays a music disc for ambient music in his store. This can be offered to cover up the industrial noises that he somehow takes issue with, and can be used as an offer to settle the legal dispute out of court (it's not bribery, just compensation paid as labour!). Assuming he takes you up on the offer to build it, ask Grian for a copy of his Please Hold music... both regular and the off-putting altered versions. Wait a bit after it's up and running, then switch out the regular version that's in there for the altered version, and feign ignorance if questioned (Deny! Deny! Deny!). Alternatively to using Grian's music is swapping regular music discs for anything else, but I personally like the auditory uncanny valley approach. Also, I'm not sure if there's anything about only having 1 lawyer, or if you could have multiple Hermits defending you as a singular legal firm. But that's just in case he refuses to settle out of court.

[@kazoohero93]

Mumbo please call the trial episode “The People vs. Mumbo K. Jumbo”

[@mikoajpietrych6168]

They will learn what the K. stands for.

[@King63Kobra]

That'd mean it was a class action though. Do you think many people across the server will organize and sue Mumbo 😂

[@emmaporter8160]

I believe that would be Xavier B. Crafted vs. Mumbo K. Jumbo.

[@wnnbewtherboy]

​@@emmaporter8160 Xavier Bills-a-lot Crafted

[@fireeye6762]

@@King63Kobra I believe "the people" wouldn't make it a class action, but a criminal case, which this also is not.

[@loreleimonn3220]

gotta use the insanity defense. there’s a solid claim given the spontaneity and the maniacal laughter. it can’t possibly be considered premeditated, and you can’t be considered reasonably responsible for your actions

[@recurvestickerdragon]

dang how do I see this the moment I finish commenting a similar thing...? I was just saying it sounded more to me like a laugh of "oh dang, I really just did that, didn't I"

[@CanTabOfWisdom]

Ok but to be fair lol this was the second time he broke a window after realising he needed a brick and going to get one. So he did briefly plan a funnier way to do the crime, that's a little bit premeditatey

[@loreleimonn3220]

@@CanTabOfWisdom counterpoint: that was simply the moment he snapped

[@bigfan10-gaming79]

Uh problem if he's ruled Insane and thus Not Fit to stand trial then they'd have to build an Asylum or Psychiatric Facility on Server,,, then again the Jailbreak would be hilarious

[@can0cringe]

⁠​⁠@@bigfan10-gaming79 “build an Asylum or Psychiatric Facility” that’s what the skyblock is for

[@hlantian7563]

12:51 I'm losing it at "Dearest lawyer" being the lawyer equivalent of "Your honor" according to Mumbo

[@recurvestickerdragon]

for some reason, it reads in the same tone as "this fkn guy"

[@VegasEdo]

Definitely should interview Doc without letting on that you think he might be Xb's lawyer. This way you can ascertain Doc's legal prowess and know what you are up against.

[@YouTube]

13:57 💀

[@joostfloot5279]

A comment from KZbin themselves with only one like and no comments 👀

[@Aguywandering]

sometimes I wonder if the KZbin account is run by bots or if the people behind it just really like emojis more than words

[@FragTix]

youtubes🎉

[@ondururagittandeska2004]

Get Out!

[@Chew804]

what

[@ProudDan]

Mumbo: he is the most smiley guy and doesn't have a bad word to say about anyone 5 mins later: Mumbo, I'm suing you

[@Itskaidaorangeguy2017]

Exactly what I was thinking 😭

[@Voidbear_FNaF_and_Undertale]

9:16 "We need to talk about this area" Mumbo says, slowly zooming on on his face, which has once again changed and became more gray, even his moustache is turning gray, and then turns his focus onto the chest monster like he wasn't just showing everyone he changed his face again

[@pinkajou656]

WAIT WHAT. you’re RIGHT

[@bluecrossfire2375]

Ooo maybe he is slowly becoming a vampire for Halloween

[@MinurielLai]

Oooo

[@justinsmith5870]

​@@bluecrossfire2375I thought he did that already?

[@BadgeBadge314]

Mumbo's lore this season is making me ILL/pos

[@Unbrickable27]

Mumbos on his villain arc with this environment harm 😂

[@dybo3793]

“Peace love and plants”

[@frogwithakazoo]

⁠@@dybo3793peace love and POWER plants 🌱

[@nateproductions8264]

@@dybo3793 "Grime, Crime and Dirty Bribe"

[@ELEC7RO]

@@nateproductions8264 Dear God

[@warp-smith]

@@dybo3793 don’t u mean Anarchy, Cow Slaughter and Enivornmental damage? 😂

[@ryanchasen5419]

@9:01 "You can no longer hear the factory from inside xBCrafted's shop" except for the part where you totally can. It blends in with the other stuff, sure, but it is still distinct enough to be heard

[@TheExterminatedDalek]

Mumbo Mumbo Mumbo. Here's what you have to do. It's so easy. Just fix the window. A window was broken? Not anymore. I don't see any broken windows. If there's no evidence, there's no crime. Can't commit murder if there's no body. + The brick was just a little gift. + The laughter was just a joyful display of friendship, two friends just having fun by a window. No criminal activities happening here your honour!

[@owowarrior864]

ooh! that would create the argument that the brick throwing into window footage was edited/not real! and then there's no evidence to hold against him good old gaslighting ^_^

[@tigerscion701]

Noise Variance Laws are usually only applicable at night. During the day it is fine unless you are near a hospital. Usually. But on the Hermitcraft server it is never night. So you should be good. You are on your own for the contamination......

[@victzegopterix2]

The Short Judge sure knows it's never night time.

[@maryfreegirl2029]

The short judge 💀💀💀 ​@@victzegopterix2

[@sixty9cuda894]

Mumbo casually self sabotaging his court case by continuing hostilities is hilarious. I’ve laughed more at this episode than I have any other episode in season 10. Seriously though, Mumbo, get Skizz. He’s a top tier lawyer.

[@Anime-Control]

Hey Mumbo! I’m a stranger on the internet whose legal advice should _totally_ be trusted. I’d recommend settling out of court on charges related to the industrial contamination. Your case on it is untenable, and the best thing to do would be to settle damages and work a non-arbitration clause into the settlement contract so that you have no legal culpability for potential future damages caused by groundwater contamination. Your case with the mine operation sounds is viable, though, especially if you can prove that the sounds have no tangible effect on the operation of local business. Ren seems to have the brick charge settled though

[@recurvestickerdragon]

offer to build a decorative steam-powered machine in jevin's mine as a feasible source of the noise

[@jayofthep]

Mr. RenLawyertyDog for the defence! Some legal arguments you *could make* *Opening Statement* What is a hermit? What is expected of a hermit? What makes a hermit stand out above the rest? The accusations made of my client are as follows Noise pollution and Ground Pollution in the shopping district due to his iron store. (Ignore the vandalism completely as it wasnt on the original suing papers). *Witness list* XB. Where do you source you carrots? Are they natural? Locally sourced? Organic? Would you agree that all those things are important to the consumer? Can you explain why then... *exhibit A photo of xbs carrot farm!* An underground fluorescent hell of perpetually harvesting and exploited workers? May I present exhibit B *photo of mumbos redstone heavy Iron shop* Can you tell me this location? How many exploited workers do you see in this picture? Witness 2 Doc M 77 (queue shocked gasps) Mr M77 can you tell me what the acronym GOAT stands for to you? And last season Mr M77 you were possibly best known for using diamond ore as a building block for your redstone is that correct? What percentage of that diamond ore would you say you acquired without the aid of an automated process? No further questions at this time. Witness 3 Cubfan Mr Fan you are the manager and chief operator of the Hermits Permits office correct? Could you please tell me what this is? *exhibit c iron/gold diamond permit* And what does that permit mean to the holder? Diamond tier permits are there to show how vital something is to the rest of the server correct? What tier is food? Diamond? So equally vital to the server? So a healthy source of organically grown and harvested produce would be very important to the rest of the server? Would you be happy buying your food from a trapped and exploited worker in a basement? No further questions at this time. Witness 4 Mr Mumbo Jumbo Would you say your iron ore is Organic? Locally Sourced? Natural? Mined without exploiting an underpaid workforce? Do you think you having an organic, naturally sourced, iron shop directly in the centre of the district is vital to the hermitcraft community? How many sales would you say you have made from you organic, locally sourced iron? No further questions Closing statements Your High-ness and people of the court. I present to you today, a champion of locally sourced product. Boosting the local economy. Enabling invention. Creation. Automation. A Thriving business. A pillar of the shopping district generating hundreds if not thousands of diamonds for the rest of the stores in the area. There is no proof that my clients store has lowered sales in the food market. We have seen first hand the condition in which these alleged "organically harvested" carrots are prepared. And the low quality therein. Mumbo Jumbo is a true follower of the ways of the GOAT. He has provided an automated and thriving way to obtain iron ore directly from the source, straight up to the people that need it most as they need it. An everyman trying to provide a vital service to his peers. A true... hermit. I thank you

[@itsLemontree]

i love the sheep sounds when mumbo was explaining the storage thing. it was like a 'blah blah blah' background

[@sailorsheriff]

The lore goes crazy in depth.. and the debts go deeper.. i can feel that pain Mumbo

[@PhoenixCat]

18:50 you could make the argument that trying to pay XB was not a bribe but a display of good faith, because Mumbo tried to settle the case right on the spot

[@mqxogames]

I mean you really cant bribe your claimant in a civil suit either, since the punitive damages is money it is literally just the only alternative to going to trial

[@defxswords]

We can extend this further as XB has not tried to drown out the noise therefore hasn't tried to solve the issue himself. Not to mention his initial claim that the noise is driving away customers has no recorded evidence between before and after the iron shop was added.

[@CoolAnagram]

Exactly, Mumbo was just being a good business man and friend by trying to settle out of court! (Or at least that's what I would say if I was his lawyer.)

[@thomashardacre]

And XB took the leaves which could be judged as him accepting an out of court settlement. Case over

[@lFunGuyl]

Poor Mumbo getting trashed by the community because they're jealous he's got the coolest shop 😅

[@albusvoltavern4500]

“Your Honor. My client pleads “oopsie doopsie””

[@victzegopterix2]

I mean he really has the two best shops of the entire server.

[@missmadi1236]

Mumbo logged onto the server and chose chaos today, and I'm loving it. A maniacally laughing, mustache having villain is a beloved trope for a REASON! And I caught that cheeky reference to S6 "I'm not against being a mole". And lemme tell you, this man here was the best darn mole there ever was,,,,, definitely!

[@catboygremlin]

shocked by how much quieter the sounds are in mumbo's pov... they're SO LOUD on XB's lol

[@izzytodd4242]

“We need to talk about this area…” really thought he was going to address the gray streak there, but guess not 😂

[@voleta5548]

.....the villian arc begins. He's going to have secret labs, shell companies and now he's going up against the law. Wonder if he's going to bribe the judge.

[@copyability]

Funny legal troubles aside, I just want to know if the sorter was built inside a single chunk like it was intended or if it was just put where it is to line up with the input chest like it seems right now. (These two could line up but I'm still curious).

[@ThatMumboJumbo]

OH MY GOSH.

[@vtcakavsmoace3410]

Found your answer 😂

[@MichaelMoore99]

@@ThatMumboJumbo Get your Litematica up and running again! 😀

[@victzegopterix2]

Mumbo is so funny he ratioed you without trying. 😂 EDIT: Damn, it's a tie now.

[@milesmiller7581]

@@ThatMumboJumbo😂😂

[@random-accountIDK]

Mumbo: "Man XB is a great guy to hang out with, this is gonna be such a great interaction!" XB: "I'm suing you in court."

[@cliffmz]

20:22 Mumbo: "I keep a handful of building supplies up at the top here." The Chest: *sad elytra noises*

[@Jaymac720]

I was watching Pearl's stream this morning when Mumbo was consulting with Joe about legal council for the upcoming lawsuit. It was so funny the way Pearl was eavesdropping

[@phantomjaden]

Joel has definitely got the right idea with that lawyer audition. Pleading guilty might not be the funniest approach, but it's absolutely the best option given how things went last time someone (Doc) tried to plead innocent in the face of video evidence.

[@BenDoherty-ir2rt]

The ''fart stone'' world was from the video he made about wind charges and how they interact with Redstone.

[@kygigni]

How bad is Mumbo's memory? That wasn't even that long ago.

[@BenDoherty-ir2rt]

@@kygigni he used up his braincell on the town lol

[@ProudDan]

Mumbo I am begging you to add a detail to Jill and Bills bits and bobs where there is a boarded up hole where the door used to be but due to expansions (because of all of the junk in the shop), they moved the door and are now selling the old door.

[@Conor1_23]

omg I LOVE that idea!

[@-Anime_crunchyroll]

Yes

[@recurvestickerdragon]

I keep hearing *Jill and Bill's Bits and Bobs* in the style of "Barmy Baz's... Buttery Nubs!" from _Thank Goodness You're Here!_

[@H.C_GhosT2658]

I can’t unhear it now

[@Aenyn]

18:20 Joel asking “…and what was the crime?” shouldn’t have made me laugh as hard as it did. This is the man who made the outside of Jimmy’s base look like Andy’s room from Toy Story.

[@kobold_sushi_executive_chef]

I love how Mumbo spaces out some of his shulkers like he's trying to oxidize them

[@crabsuit-]

Doc being the lawyer for both sides would be hilarious.

[@phantomphoenix9539]

XB krafted should put the most lucrative items for sale in the back of the shop. Because the people who buy those know they want to buy them. So it forces them to walk by the other stuff, and they’ll realize “oh hold on a minute. This stuff’s really good I should get some of this stuff”. This is a real sales tactic used by shops IRL. Pass it along

[@RyanSoltani]

Everyday the line between reality and HermitCraft gets more and more blurred

[@MasterOfJackShizz]

This is precisely the argument his lawyer should make. xB's business is suffering from his lack of acumen, not Mumbo's noise. That's just covering his incompetence as a businessman.

[@Yarlor840]

You could also comment this on XB's video

[@DigitalDipper]

that really only works in real life though, because in minecraft you walk like 6 meters a second but in real life you walk a lot slower than that so you have more time to smell the smells and get lured in because you're usually in there for at least 10 minutes. in minecraft its more of a "get in get out" type thing

[@lomiification]

If XB wins, mumbo will be a little bit in charge of the shop, so he can do things like reorganize the shop and reduce prices according to customer feedback

[@trulyawesomesauce]

Ah, yes. "Perectly" safe. That'll be sure to hold up in court.

[@zeewier1285]

your honour mumbo only tried to pay a settlement and did not try to bribe anyone. the accuser was already upset at mumbo and seemed to have the only goal of taking him to court instead of talking things out, therefore putting mumbos reputation AND income at risk. Moreover they did not want to settle anything which pushed mumbo into a corner and he was not thinking clealry when he threw the briks trough the window, which is showcased by the maniacal laughing that happens after the incident occured.

[@izzytodd4242]

I am, for the first time in like three months, not urgently busy and can watch this on normal speed rather than 1.5. I don’t need to go to work, I don’t have cleaning to do, I don’t need to go to bed. I can just relax with a Hermitcraft episode, and it’s quite nice. It also feels like Mumbo’s talking really really slowly, but I’ll get used to it 😂

[@Conor1_23]

I really want Grian as Mumbo's lawyer mostly because I think it would be really funny

[@chickensoup1025]

Yes 😂

[@Cheesecraft612]

Sameee

[@rafael_lana]

As soon as he finds out he will force himself in the position just for the laughs im sure of it.

[@neventhenuisance]

Secret life made me think that skeleton horses were easy to come by but this one at the beginning is actually pretty rare

[@recurvestickerdragon]

chances are it got left behind by another hermit, I recall watching scar activate a trap so he could try and keep the skeleton horses for later sale

[@vogelvrouw]

I mean... they had spawn eggs in secret life. In normal minecraft they are super rare

[@CopCat]

Mumbo throwing bricks through the glass just reminded me of that very old clip of grian from way back when he was a part of CraftedMovie. "you just bricked my house. you're a freaking vandal!"

[@mumbonotsojumbo]

except he didnt say freaking..

[@stan8479]

@@mumbonotsojumboHe didn't. But we all know that. No need to repeat it here.

[@mumbonotsojumbo]

@@stan8479 its a reference to another one of grians streams where he was repeating something he said but said friggin then said "except i didnt say friggin.."

[@PatrickHanson1]

Mumbo: "I love XB, he is always in a good mood!" xB: "im suing."

[@DestinedTerrain]

Well thank goodness it’s “Perectly” safe. I would be worried if it was perfectly safe.

[@HomeSchooledWizard]

Skizz has a 100% win rate on the server, so he would be a top choice and has an official lawyer office and can do the lawyer jargon, Joe also has a lawyer office and while lost against skizz could go with a crazy defense that might just work. I saw someone mention Scar as a lawyer and yeah I could see that, scar is surprisingly good at talking and convincing people, in 3rd life he got free armor from people just by talking at them. Joel would not be a good lawyer in this case cuz the judge (bdubs) currently hates him for horse related antics.

[@Weretyu7777]

What do you think about Grian as a lawyer?

[@DisplacedJayce]

Mumbo, your neighbor Skizz is a fantastic lawyer, I suggest going to him for your lawsuit needs.

[@tinttiboi]

Oh man, I sure hope that no court case arranged by XbCrafted makes Mumbo Jumbo be banned this HermitCraft episode!

[@LunarIsHere_]

@@tinttiboi Same here. That would really suck.

[@CERISTHEDEV]

How many weeks o skyblock will he get

[@Jakedaniels3914]

Can I just say, this has been my favorite season of Mumbo probably ever. I started watching back in Season 5 and I’ve seen all seasons with him since but this season has made me fall back in love with watching you. You have created everything yourself without copying others and it’s just so fun to watch.

[@pretzelsorceress4343]

13:05 Subtle Foreshadowing

[@passioninmyeyes555]

I'm SO glad Mumbo decided to bite with the court story. I think he's doing some really good stuff so far and I think going against sweet XB with a lawyer in Doc going against his old bud Rendog. With BDUBS as the judge. This will be a big highlight of season 10

[@gauwal]

10:23 "Fart stone" is probably the world you used for the wind charge based redstone video you made (seeing as it's written experimental and the video was in a snapshot it's probably that)

[@DaniDaDino]

YOUR MUSTACHE IS TURNING GRAY I'm gonna lose it

[@Shortnamesareoverrated]

FR 🤣 how long will this go on

[@victornoname7269]

Oh good I'm not the only one who noticed! I was about to leave a comment asking if I was going crazy or not because I didn't see any other comments mentioning it. Good thing I scrolled a little further down.

[@myEGObig]

If you don't have a lawyer picked, ask wells because his day job literally involved being a lawyer (or at least involved in the courts) and having professional language in this would be hilarious

[@Nitrinoxus]

Mumbo is a top hat, a vanity cane, and a few Dickensian paupers away from being a mid-1800s industrialist.

[@legalwaterdrinker3286]

5:08, in Jevin's defence, you didn't have an Ender Chest in your shop either, Mumbo. Or was that your strategy, to discourage people from shopping there?

[@nasirebrahim1]

it’s definitely his strategy to discourage shopping

[@jo_de_pro1973]

But sadly, the poepoe actually checks shops for enderchests, otherwise the shop is illegal (pearl has had this issue)

[@chabslopez]

After watching the video I can confirm Mumbo is now going through his villain Arc (there’s a high likely chance of him going to jail so MUMBO plan for a prison escape)

[@moumdoh]

doc literally wants him on the skyblock islands xD

[@PineapleWarior]

Mumbo: "See, I will make this technically right..." *pulls out materials for noise machine*

[@sirtainlee8725]

The noise and mess: Is that site not known as the "Industrial District", and not the "Retail District"? What is industry if not noise and mess? Tell them they have made a terrible mistake locating their retail shop/s in the Industrial District. You will be countersuing for court and legal fees, as well as damages from stress and the besmirching of your brand . Beans, Pearl, Gem, Grain, or Cub are your best bets. The brick block: You smelled gas and saw the fainted parrots. What were you to do? They escaped to Gem and Scar's bases.

[@ordinaryavocado3470]

5:26 mumbo got possessed by an owl for a moment there

[@TheWaldleufer]

14:19 that’s quite reasonable 🤔

[@Astra_Glitch]

"Your Highness, my client is just a silly guy that is good at making jokes. Punishing someone for being silly is silly in itself"

[@Flora__Rose]

Poor Mumbo, man just wanted a cool sounding Iron Shop

[@scottdesemberer8751]

And it IS cool sounding Iron Shop! Still amazed by this thing and got inspired for making sound machines for my own buildings in Minecraft)

[@Flora__Rose]

@@scottdesemberer8751 Lmao yes I love it! I hope that they can make a good compromise and keep the machine

[@thomasstowers6120]

We're not going to talk about the irony of misspelling perfectly on the sign?

[@JamVsJam.]

Mumbo has mastered the power of zooming! I think it will help you win the court case

[@aprildalby5223]

13:55 the comedic timing is incredible

[@TheGrumbot]

I cannot believe that anything Mumbo Jumbo would be banned.

[@ItzMistyy]

hi grumbot!

[@Living_Murphys_Law]

Holy cow it's Grumbot

[@victzegopterix2]

Couldn't you be biased by Mumbo Jumbo being your father?

[@ItsSimpleUnderscore]

is it really just me that noticed mumbo isnt wearing a helmet for half the episode? He's already gotten a gray streak in his hair, why is he showing it off? My theory: I think it's leading up to a sicnificant plot point in this season of HC, also since in one episode he had the owner of the lab in an ominous video segment. But thats just a theory

[@Ithenna]

Someone else pointed out that his mustache is starting to go grey now too. So apparently he is rapidly aging this season, though I hardly know to what end he plans on going to with that.

[@FlyingEarthFruit-e7r]

A GAME THEORY

[@QuisUtDeus828]

LMAO the random cuts when talking to ren to the alleged incident of throwing a brick and you laughing had me laughing hard

[@equestrianrosie]

Joe wants to be Mumbo's lawyer so badly. Hope he gets an audition!

[@kaspermygenfordt2323]

I envision mumbo walking into the courtroom with a whole team of lawyers xD

[@sugar-dr2qc]

THAT WOULD BE FUNNY LMAOOOO

[@egg5802]

If mumbo can prove that he was handling his iron supplies responsibly, there can be a case made that the spill was created artificially to create the grounds for a suit. The vandalism isn’t really defensible though. I’d just replace the window and call that bit even.

[@victzegopterix2]

He doesn't even need that. The so called "iron spill" has copper in it. A clear evidence of it being completely made up to frame Mumbo Killsalot Jumbo. Also, for the vandalism, yes in theory it can be repaired by having the glass replaced... However given how XB responded to Mumbo's attempt at settling out of court - i.e. accepting none of it and pretend it was bribing - , along with the clear attempt of framing, XB wants Mumbo sued for the sake of it, not for his shop or whatever he's pretending.

[@jo_de_pro1973]

No, the brick block is worth way more than the pice of glass thats broken, so thats an argument

[@egg5802]

@@jo_de_pro1973 the bricks don’t serve the purpose of a window, nor can you really sell one brick block. Thus, they, in practice, are worth less than the window they broke.

[@jo_de_pro1973]

@@egg5802 no someone did the calculations and the cubic brick block is 250 - 300 dollars worth

[@jo_de_pro1973]

And to determine value it doesnt matter wether it can be sued as window or not

[@MrSmiley0000]

I’m not a legal expert, but I don’t think this situation qualifies as a “bribe.” You technically offered the leaves to him to settle the case. Even if he declined the offer, if he never returned the mangrove leaves to you, the original owner, that could be interpreted as him accepting the offer non verbally. This would mean he settled the case with you for a stack of leaves without even realizing it.

[@MrSmiley0000]

Just thought it would be interesting if it gets brought up

[@leospruance-kryselmire5241]

Doc is probably the most terrifying person on Hermitcraft. I hope his intimidation works in your favor during the trial. Peepeepoopoo

[@leospruance-kryselmire5241]

I know you laughed a little, don't try to deny it

[@muhammadferdy7918]

5:41 is bro trying to persuade him with weed?

[@RespectUndead44]

I suggest Skizz as your lawyer. He has experience! Also bring up Docs criminal record! You might be able to stop him from being XBs lawyer.

[@rinalias8223]

Anyone else notice that Mumbo’s moustache is greying now too 😭? The tolls of being hermitcraft’s onceler

[@hp4869]

If Mumbo needs a lawyer, I can’t think of anyone better for the job than Grian.

[@jeffking]

"This is perfectly safe." reminds me of Kevin Bacon in Animal House: "Remain calm, all is well!"

[@affetheman]

16:16 is the redstone way of explaining a nuclear reactor…