Hermitcraft 10 - Episode 8: Getting A CUSTOM Hermit Permit!

[@glassesface6544]

after starting a war/rebellion nearly every season, it’s quite the plot twist for grian to become the government the people will want to revolt against

[@Comrade_YG]

Best thing in hcraft

[@claratenzs]

Yaaaassss!

[@lilyblossom9438]

Wait now I want a reverse mycelium war where Scar tries to overthrow the government permit office

[@nameunknown5106]

It's another way to start a war. Be the antagonist.

[@TheColorCraftMC]

But the rebellion will need to submit their application to rebel in triplicate at three permit offices. Only then will their rebellion be considered for approval.

[@JoeRoverBooks]

Scar, the only way to defeat bureaucracy is with more bureaucracy. You put a bunch of red blocks (i.e. red tape) across his fishing shack and say that you need to see Grian’s fishing license. As a zookeeper, you need to make sure all the mobs are cared for. He’ll then have to apply for a fishing license, as zookeeper he’d have to apply through you. Also, the snails are an endangered species, only 2 so far, which means they CAN’T be kept by Grian (or Gem) without the proper licenses, again falling under your department.

[@ScooterinAB]

Scar must become PETA. Alsop, at the rate Grian is fishing, I think fish are becoming an endangered species.

[@JoeRoverBooks]

@@ScooterinAB 😂 That’s true. 😂

[@DarwinPlaysVideoGames]

This is brilliant

[@JoeRoverBooks]

@@DarwinPlaysVideoGames Thanks!

[@LunaiCarmen]

Scar needs to see this 😂

[@olliexx]

The fact that half the episode Scar was on hold. 😂

[@hjh380]

😂😂😂

[@stevdor6146]

the fact that Scar didn't cut it out in editing

[@discotechgaming]

Just like every phone call with a government institution.

[@rakadtwitta]

hillarious

[@eledatowle8767]

And he managed to make it super funny!

[@ef1876]

The despair in Scar’s voice when he says, "Oh god, he has a costume"

[@maple-arigon]

grian's impression of an actual 'permit office' or something of the sort is just hilarious XD "we are here to help sometimes” "I'll just be out back" "we are on hold"

[@AlechiaTheWitch]

Yea....

[@randomusernameCallin]

I wonder how long until a resistance form against it.

[@aceisbetterthanyou]

we all know theres gonna be some type of war or resistance that sprouts from this 😂

[@randomusernameCallin]

@@aceisbetterthanyou Normally, Grain is on the resistance side, but that one time. Now Grain is the one in charge that the resistance will go against.

[@Mikemk_]

​@@randomusernameCallinIIRC, joining a resistance lets him revoke your permits.

[@SlitheryDeeChannel]

Scar, you need to name a chicken Blooben. Make blooben a little chicken base that has 2 pressure plates attached to redstone lamps. Label the lamps yes and no. Throw the MJAAFK at Blooben inside his base, and see what lamp he turns on. The Blooben base test. Charge other hermits a diamond to use Blooben's expertise.

[@sophialaird6388]

YES

[@catboygremlin]

out troll the troll with his own chicken, brilliant!

[@reznovvazileski3193]

MJAAFK06 that is. The MJAAFK05 didn't have the Blooben test because that test wasn't invented yet in '05.

[@eledatowle8767]

That's brilliant

[@Rarity36Rage]

YES.

[@Masterge77]

Scar: "What exactly is a blooben test" Grian: "I'm gonna have to put you on hold..." TWO HOURS LATER

[@eloniusz]

"Gone fishin'"

[@Cokamo]

With how close hermits are this season, there's a dangerously high chance for grian and scar's chest monsters to merge

[@idkwhatimdoinghere06]

Everyone: Plays Minecraft to escape the realities of life Scar: Experiences the *suffering* of waiting in line for government papers in Minecraft

[@joju997]

I love that Grian is doing two completely separate bits antagonizing Scar

[@Twushy]

The fact that form MJYAAFK means Mumbo jumbo you are afk and that grian uses a version of the "work" song for putting someone on hold is so funny.

[@aydencahoon6557]

I guess season 10 is a nostalgia season considering one of Scars old bases in now on his train

[@junyong0716]

yea i recognized the song instantly

[@Ekipsogel]

And the 06 is for season 6

[@daesikil4596]

I didn't even notice the music was that song!😂

[@highrofellos6721]

@@aydencahoon6557But it doesn't have the door in the side for Grian to steal 592 times. lul

[@ryandunham3951]

Y'know, making a certain absent office worker stay put long enough would be a good use of a splash potion of "Potion of the Turtle Master," He'd be stuck with slowness 4 and resistance 3, and easily able to be whacked back into place with a knockback IV stick and pulled with a fishing rod.

[@andrewwebb917]

Is a knockback stick posisbke to get in survival?

[@digitaldritten]

@@andrewwebb917 no but you could get a knockback wooden sword

[@UltraAryan10]

Knockback II is the max and not on a stick.

[@WildWestDan]

If (when) your permit gets rejected, you should try for "all the mobs except snails" as a replacement permit request.

[@LycanMOON]

"Sorry,the snails found that your paperwork might have bias.please fill out this other form explaining the why and how of your reason for excluding snails"

[@SaphirePhionex]

@@jonnyvideoaccountPeople would want refunds

[@GuillaumePerronNantel]

@@jonnyvideoaccount more like paying care fees for them to be deported far away😂

[@loluxiteidiot]

Oh yes absolutely

[@ScooterinAB]

I do NOT want to see what the appeal form looks like.

[@emilythedemon7498]

Sweet innocent scar…you need to out-troll the troll. Somebody get this man an official blooben license

[@eMeLE3]

To get the blooben license you have to pass the blooben test

[@bluenono3821]

The base blooben test, when performed properly, properly displays the findle accuracy of the base's disynchronous glostules. It makes sense the the Permit Department would request such a task given that all shops divulge multicapillarity signals to the central server founded on yelkim quilt technology. Without a positive test result from the Base Blooben Test, the woldreskic templistuists could be misaligned leading to a staggering zundfine shutdown across all grystic access terminals. Hope this helps :)

[@TheJollyWizard]

This comment should be pinned

[@funtomco.studios8106]

Don't forget you need to build a Turbo Encabulator in order to execute the test!

[@Hirohitorunguard]

This is gold.

[@Katharina-rp7iq]

That explains so much! A truly vital test!

[@macieparmenter4544]

I think my brain just broke a little reading this lol

[@seraphin-e]

This is the funniest episode ever lol. The slow zooms with the hold music, Scar screaming help and telling Mother he can't make it to breakfast, lunch, and dinner LMAO

[@bluenono3821]

babe wake up! more bureaucracy just dropped!

[@noitavlas]

Scar hearting your comment has me cackling

[@xanadian9]

I work for the government, so I'm getting a kick out of some of these replies...

[@jkhdfhkjsdfkhjsdf]

Grian proving that only bureaucracy can turn the most soothing music (bossa nova) into a stressful situation.

[@KatR264]

The permit office already feels like Grian’s revenge upon everyone whose fishing denied him a mending book! The funniest thing is that giving Scar the permit would have taken much less of Grian’s time, but wouldn’t have given us this content.

[@imMittensKitten]

LOL that's true

[@Cat-sg4qh]

It's not about the time, It's about making people not want to do it.

[@roadkillbeauty]

The snail could be a statue/fountain centerpiece that you see in zoos right when you enter

[@seeschwalbe]

19:39 okay, but Grian just floating away while Scar is slowly going insane over the Permit Office was so funny. Truly shows how normal people simply cannot comprehend the workings of this institution. Only wizards can work there and not fall into the depths of despair over it.

[@negspirito]

Serious Crazy Frog energy

[@izzytodd4242]

I don’t know if I’d call him a wizard, but Grian sure is something. Id say “the creation even god fears” is a better description of him 😂

[@durdleduc8520]

he was so woozy in the permit office he stopped seeing horses

[@WiresDawson]

the "gonna have to put you on hold" bit every time Scar asks about the blooben test is a lot like the monty python sketch where people aren't allowed to say the word "mattress"

[@Knight_Man1]

Petition to make scar do a smoke signal when mail arrives in the cart Edit: maybe even a honk or two

[@stray1239]

signed

[@Red_jives]

i would love to see that

[@-Brickbro1]

Signed

[@UserRandomNonsense]

signed

[@gauthiervergison6332]

Definitely signed

[@unknowncarp]

Grian with the permit office and Pearl with the post office making hermitcraft strangely realistic this season

[@ryanmitchell4426]

As a public service I think Scar should build a nice BIG road to the front door of the permit office, maybe a nice bridge, and lots of signs saying "This way to the permit office."

[@felbarashla]

I think he should threaten Grian with this so he will give Scar the permit.

[@ryanmitchell4426]

@@felbarashla *Scar in his best mobster voice* "This is a really nice Hermit Permit office you have here Grian, nice and secluded. Be a shame if someone were to...advertise it."

[@ezdispenser]

​@@ryanmitchell4426 that's so evil

[@Nitrinoxus]

The trick, Scar, is to not think of it as 'hold music' -- think of it as 'lo-fi Bossa beats to study and relax to'!

[@haze_lee]

scar is the definition of "doing some mining/building off cam" 😂

[@FelixEvers06]

just like grian's been fishing off camera

[@QUEfrang]

ok

[@beamz2352]

doing a BIT

[@PotatotheAxolotl]

Fr

[@aleknjejenja5903]

I have a theory after the first few days they just gave him OP.

[@remcrimson2750]

Scar! If you are looking for a place to put all of your storage just you Larry Jr and put a bunch of chests inside of Larry Jr's shell. That way you can fully implement Larry Jr on train while also being a solution to your chest monster problem!

[@NeverNatter]

oh man Grian saying "we're closing in five minutes" and Scar going "hurry up" to the noteblock just sent me into a laughing fit xD

[@NaturalFireWave]

I've been on hold with the government for hours just to get hung up on at closing. I can definitely relate to scar telling the note block to hurry up.

[@isuna]

1976 : Asterix and the Permit A38 (The Twelve Tasks of Asterix Movie) 2024 : Scar and the Permit for all Mobs (HermitCraft S10) Things in administration and bureaucracy never change and I love it. Grian is a genius and I'm swimming in laughs and tears for the past 30 minutes.

[@oj321go]

I'm SO GLAD I am not the only one who instantly thought of Permit Number A38! I love showing people that skit, even if they don't watch the film because it's so good. I'm looking forward to seeing how Scar decides to flip the script on Grian.

[@iamsushi1056]

It’s missing the weirdly over-loud “Your call is extremely important to us. The next available assistant will be with you shortly. Thank you for your patience” happening just often enough to interrupt you right whenever you’re starting to vibe with the music. That is an integral part of hold music agony

[@PupAndPotsAdventures]

This is so true

[@lastsonoftennessee9895]

We are experiencing unusual number of calls.

[@marting9112]

I lost it on the on-hold music, and Scar just patiently but frustratingly waiting for the music to end. This was so well done by both of you!

[@Furina5OO]

"We're here to help sometimes" Sometimes translates to never in Grian language

[@Vanishing_Fool]

nah not even grian language, it's just regular governmental language

[@Furina5OO]

@@Vanishing_Fool True that

[@sythrus]

Just like he 'sometimes' builds the back of bases of his own volition

[@liquidminds]

it's "never, but if I forget that I said I'd never do it, it could still happen, so ... sometimes"

[@Frosttheicewing]

Did you learn grianian? That’s impressive it’s the hardest language to learn I haven’t even tried to learn it

[@justinpuzin5120]

Hi Scar, I think Blooben is another word for “blow up”, he’s asking you if it will blow something up …or he’s asking you to blow up his base just like Mumbo’s. Best ask him while he’s building at his base, bring a shulker full of TNT, just in case he wants you to get started right away. Maybe just start placing some around until he gives you more instructions if I’m wrong. He was a bit unclear in the video, so he can’t blame us for any misunderstandings. Hope that helps.

[@superwolf1515]

Grian said Blooben is what calls blueberrys

[@Niijii802]

Blueberry flavored explosives ​@@superwolf1515

[@dloki]

It's amazing how well Grian captured the essence of any government service agency.

[@ablobofgarbage]

The base bloobin test is an approximately 30 minute test that assesses the realisticity of a proposal. It has 5 seperate steps. 1: a straight forward analysis of materialist consequences. 2: will it intend other consequences for lateral proposals? 3: what will be the cardiovenstricular implications when looked through a cryptoprimitivisticly obstructomodern lens. 4: could it if implemented lead to unintended flux effects on the viscouscurrents of atmospheric refractive potential? 5: are batteries included? I know this may seem like a lot of complicated jargon but it's actually pretty simple when you look at what it really means. Hope that this helps!

[@you_like_bread_I_like_bread]

Poor scar trying to get a permit from a fisher maniac, who hasn’t slept in weeks and is trying to make everyone’s else’s live as sad as his😅

[@gauthiervergison6332]

"I know where you live" goes into the out of context

[@SleepyBat_ZZZ]

Wow that is a good description of s10 grian but umm......

[@you_like_bread_I_like_bread]

@@SleepyBat_ZZZwould you be a happy person if someone stole YOUR mending book?

[@WarrenCheskyTheFoxwiggins]

your pfp is the definition of what you just said lol XD

[@you_like_bread_I_like_bread]

@@WarrenCheskyTheFoxwigginsActually, I chose this pic nearly half a year ago! Does that mean, I’m some kind of clairvoyant?

[@monsoonsheep]

I just wanna appreciate the way Scar manages to have a goofy character with the binoculars and zookeeping while also bringing his signature Scar Charm to interactions on the server. It makes me smile wide every time I see a moment from his point of view when I've seen it from someone's else's already. Love ya Scar!

[@expeehaa]

Regarding the blooben test and all other questions: Grian will obviously not accept any answer. Therefore, someone likely needs to regulate the DHP. I suggest you build the Department for Eradicating Ambiguous Tasks for Hermits, short DEATH, that will force Grian as the head of the DHP to provide DEATH with the correct answers or face prosecution. You just need the right motivation to make a lazy bureaucrat work for you ^^

[@imMittensKitten]

ooo now we're getting into it >:)

[@JoshAlex1986z]

I love everything about this suggestion!

[@JezaGaia]

excellent idea, and for each question in the forms he's made ask the detailed instruction manual fro that particular question , give each a code to make it look more official. That way you force him to write a detailed description for each question so he'll want to avoid creating more. Fine him if he doesn't have all the correct manuals. One fine per manual, say 10 diamonds.

[@thomasfplm]

I love this idea. And I think that Joe and Wells would be perfect to help him with it.

[@bigjedimullet]

@@JezaGaiaYESSSS TURN DOCUMENTATION AGAINST HIM

[@louistfanharrysmiles8488]

After watching both grian and scars POV of this as well as the music video I have that song stuck in my head endlessly.

[@incompletesr5951]

Grian has become the very thing he swore to destroy every season. His portrayl is ironically the most accurate out of all of them.

[@incompletesr5951]

Scar will become the anarchist after this... makes sense after his win in secret life lol

[@cscape132]

If you can't beat 'em, beat 'em to it!

[@JMCLau143]

17:23 Grian’s mindgame in this conversation man. For sure Scar will right his name instead of signing it and there is Grian… “Don’t sign it, just add your name at the end“ to “it’ll say sign, and you sign it” 😂😂

[@jigrabble2839]

the blue booben test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding

[@Ertplays]

Isn’t that the pacer test?

[@jigrabble2839]

Yes,,, no? Maybe. Who's to say, really, even Grian doesn't kno. Probably blueberries

[@liaracochran7879]

It's a core memory

[@MrNo_Studios]

The slow zoom then zooming out to reveal grain watching in the window is crazy 18:07

[@Marmarmargier]

I just realized that the waiting music is a rendition of "Work" by jono that's amazing XD!

[@Mary-Pandas72]

I thought it was the great salmon scam from the empires musical 😅

[@DrakeScranton]

Even though there is no work getting done 😂

[@keithwiechart7744]

Yeah, because the permit office is a piece of work.

[@saradesmet8834]

I was like singing along most parts

[@Dnd_with_serena]

I love it.

[@Stubbs101]

5:22 you know how well scar knows how this is going to go with that "oh god he's got a costume"

[@PineyBlackwood]

That disabled feeling of "Wow! I'm so glad the government is here to help." And the government just slowly shhhhing you and saying "Help Sometimes." I FEEL IT

[@Grandwigg]

Amen . What's crazy is sometimes there are treatments and tools that are documented as better and cheaper, but must use ancient, expensive and worse instead. (Just had some changes come down the pipeline and I'm a little salty, i guess )

[@riztiz]

​@@GrandwiggIt's crazy how expensive healthcare is in the USA compared even to poor countries like Cuba

[@paywoor7810]

Awww it is so cute of Skizz too actually call Scar Sir Scar after the shenanagains in the Nether

[@sorin_markov]

It's cute to see Scar and Grian's different approaches to government. Scar genuinely thinks the government is there to help whenever possible and should do their best to do so, Grian thinks it's a big bureaucracy that never gets anything done

[@NaturalFireWave]

I mean, in a way, they are both right. They are supposed to be there to help, but they never are. Lol

[@KevSB07]

Well, it’s funny because Scar goes in expecting that Grian’s new government would be all good and helpful, but becomes very depressed when it reminds him of real government

[@benovermire3372]

Scars editing with the cuts under a constant monologue is such a genius style of video making. I feel like it’s a unique technique and it’s underutilized in the KZbin world. It’s a real trademark to Scar’s videos

[@sythrus]

You should put a sign on the snail compartment thats just 'EsCargo Compartment' or something similarly punny

[@savageraccoon787]

That's good 😂

[@OktoberVanderslice]

Perfect!

[@imMittensKitten]

ooo that's great :D

[@squibkanotty99]

Oooh that's brilliant!

[@RedGyl]

Scar! See this!

[@Art3mis200]

For everyone who hasn’t watched Grian’s video, Bloomberg is what he calls blueberries and he just made this up- I think it is my favourite made up thing though

[@grimoirerose9784]

I love that this entire episode is just scar dealing with Grian's shenanigans

[@Hulderkall]

You know for the snails, worst case scenario you might have to get em an enclosure in the zoo to keep them from doing more harm

[@PromptCriticalJello]

Move em to the DHP office where they will feel right at home with the snail pace it moves at.

[@silverwinterwolf2064]

Grian has made the most....traumatic and sick to the stomach thing this season. AND I LOVE IT, I can hear Scar and Skizzle's pain the more Grians talks about the Hermit Permit Office

[@cOmAtOrAn]

When Scar asked if they could burn the permit office down, I fully expected Skizz to say "I don't think it's flammable."

[@doommeow]

the permit office is too REAL I can't believe Scar survived

[@statelyelms]

After watching Grian's video, I was blown away by the fact that he actually needed that time to make the permit and it wasn't just a big goof to waste Scar's time

[@malktheyellowdino5456]

I love how after Scar said two time MCC champion then the double jump works. That’s the secret to success win MCC twice and you can do a double jump. Also the Base Bloomen test is a test that covers knowledge, comprehension, and application to analysis, synthesis, and evaluation

[@Cobalt_Hitron]

I think I need more context please. (Gets put on hold)

[@malktheyellowdino5456]

@@Cobalt_Hitron lol

[@Snuped]

I’m gonna have to put you on hold.

[@malktheyellowdino5456]

@@Snuped noo

[@matthewlofton8465]

Every zoo has a vet to keep the animals healthy, or at least work to figure out what is making them sick. I think pandas should get their own car, with the vet car having a sick panda and maybe a goat with a missing horn. Because exotic animals are exciting and because they always zombify here, perhaps there was a horrific calamity in the vet car and now there's some zombie pigs running around in a quarantined bubble. When the caboose arrives, I think it would be hilarious to style it like a hollywood tourbus. It could have recorded custom tracks pointing out passing exhibits and stuff.

[@shelbybuchanan7263]

Grian loves Phasmophobia so much that he becomes a ghost

[@simone1283]

Grian said that 'blooben' was his own personal word for blueberries, so give him som berries? :)

[@limberantnation1119]

15:34 | Grain riding away on a invisible horse makes this 100x funnier 💀

[@NaturalFireWave]

I thought it was great from grian's perspective. It was even better watching it from scares perspective.

[@headsheephd9032]

Scar, you need to do an armor stand at the permit office. It should show a skellie with some spider webs... And Grian should have a vending machine which most of the time just eat a diamond instead of spilling out a beverage at the permit office. I'm shocked you don't have to pull a number (1367 ex. when there on the board shows just a five...)

[@kaitknitter]

grian cackling in the background while scar stares into the camera while on hold was so so funny. such a funny episode!

[@Get_wrect_Games]

18:23 you can see grian staring into your soul from outside

[@ThisIsWizardsHandle]

scar thinking the government exists to help the general public is really funny

[@hellshing4866]

Ideally, though, it's meant to help and police society.

[@ryanschoeff]

@@hellshing4866but has become a means for profit and control over actually serving people

[@Green-3c34y65vrbu]

@@hellshing4866 the word 'police' already sets it up for faliure.

[@Cosmos0000]

Can't let actual criminals run amuck @@Green-3c34y65vrbu

[@hellshing4866]

@@Green-3c34y65vrbu I meant police in the ancient way. Not the actual police. Like organise the life in society.

[@wekashipo7507]

2:47 "He's the government, he's supposed to help us." I know people throw around the phrase 'too good for this world' like candy, but Scar is, with no exaggeration, too good for this world.

[@tylerhenderson9075]

This is origin story of how hotguy turns into an anarchist vigilante

[@GsusSonOfGod]

You should heist Grians precious mending book. He puts you on the spiral to insanity with that hold music, you take his LITERAL sanity!

[@trinitine23]

MJYAAFK06 is an abbrevation for "Mumbo Jumbo You are AFK" and the 06 is because that song came from Hermitcraft Season 6

[@trinitine23]

Thought it was a really funny detail Grian had made

[@imMittensKitten]

ooo I noticed that too!! xD

[@emilypancake2788]

Idea: gather a large number of (hostile) mobs, give them all papers labelled 'Permit Application," and put them everywhere Grian spends a lot of time. So he can see the application!

[@cealvan8941]

Base Blooben Test, developed in 1975 by bell labs when the government asked Basette Q Grianson to develop a test which determines the validity of an item, however the test that Base came up with only worked for a very narrow band of items and it was impossible to tell when the test was giving an accurate reading or not. In 1993 Richard Blooben found the criteria of an item which when you preform the Base test on it you will get an accurate reading, together the criteria and the test now are known as the base Blooben test and while no longer strictly necessary ever since 2018, is still a tedious burocratic part of permitting. Hope this helps

[@thetheorists2]

Yeah um it’s a word Grian made up for blueberry’s

[@randydrew66]

Grian, if you do end up getting the permit for ALL mobs this means you need to supply ALL mobs for sale. If a single one is missing and you don't fill it within the time period then you have to give up this permit you're working so hard to get

[@cassiechobbler_]

“we’re here to help sometimes” xD

[@Personishappy]

Lol

[@AlechiaTheWitch]

Government *jazz hands*

[@PromptCriticalJello]

It seems to me that the natural environment of the snail is a government office. The snails pace at which things get done makes a great habitat for them.

[@Vanishing_Fool]

"He's the government, He's supposed to help us" oh how naive of you Scar

[@Glis54]

To be fair the government is *SUPPOSED* to help the people

[@andrewz2307]

"...The nine most terrifying words in the English language, im from the government, and im here to help" ~Ronald Reagan

[@tOGGLEwAFFLES]

And he made sure they would never say that again.

[@sightninja]

@@andrewz2307Ronald Reagan, a man who purposefully crippled government in order to “prove” government doesn’t work. Sounds like a reasonable fellow.

[@riztiz]

​@@andrewz2307Please do not quote one of the worst presidents of the USA

[@Artbysiv]

I'm actually taking an AP Government class right now and we just finished our unit on the federal bureaucracy. Pretty great timing for Grian to essentially create a government agency lol.

[@twigbranch4556]

the first time I heard the muisic I was confused but now I remember!!! its work all day!!! “when the sun comes down over hermit town gotta work, work all day.” which ironic considering Grian goal is to do as little work as possible.

[@EightKnight_08]

Scar, the Bloomben Test is a question about blueberries. If you like blueberries say Yes, if you don’t say No.

[@CosmicAggressor]

It is fun watching grian use burocracy for its intended purpose. Efficiently crushing the hopes and dreams of its would be customers.

[@ShadowDHP3017]

I love watching Grian ride away on his invisible horse Also you should make a skin where you are frowning a sleep deprived every time you go to the permit office

[@Mr_Sheep12345]

Hello mother i wont be home for dinner tonight im stuck at the permit office -scar 2024 Edit: holy moly 190 likes

[@A_Loyalist]

Mother! I'm not going to make it for breakfast either.... I'm still at the permit office.

[@imMittensKitten]

Mother... I won't be able to come for lunch either... I am STILL stuck at the permit office.

[@HaleToTheWhale]

Mother… it’s been a week. Still on hold. Afraid I’ll have to miss grandma’s birthday. 😢

[@andeAi9820]

Mother… it’s been 3 months. Still on hold at the permit office. I'm afraid I won't be able to make it to your wedding anniversary.

[@izzytodd4242]

New Scar video!!! You know, there’s not much that’s been making me happy for the past five months, but since having discovered Hermitcraft and Scar, he always makes me smile. It’s nice having something to make me smile. Thank you Scar 🧡🧡🧡

[@passablebard3715]

I love how Scar was so floored by Grian's OHP build, like the Brit's didn't invent bureaucracy

[@CorwinAlexander]

Well, like so many other things, it was the Chinese at least prior to the Three Kingdoms period, but the British were expert adopters.

[@WhatIsMyPorpoise]

it's DHP (Department of Hermit Permits)

[@passablebard3715]

Cool@@WhatIsMyPorpoise

[@JackalMJ]

Scar its time for malicious compliance. Fill in that paperwork with so much additional work for Grian to do. Find and create your own Bloom test, its up to him to discredit it. Fight back with paper work so much that the path of least resistance is to give you what you want. If that doesnt work threaten to create a highway straight to the permit office so its easy to find. That should do it.

[@jwhitely7]

That hold music disc was only missing a break in the music to say you are a very valued customer please remain on hold

[@dylanjonesSD]

Scar, a blooben test is used to find entropy in your system. It shouldn’t be too hard, because you only need to do a *base* test instead of a comprehensive test. I would recommend putting three frogs in a small enclosure together and timing how long it takes for the third frog to escape, because it’s a pretty easy way to do the test Good luck!

[@arturmical]

Gee. Grian sure does bring out the gremlin outta Gem. Love their pranks. The Sibling prank rivalry energy is so strong

[@imMittensKitten]

Nah, Grian said that the snail didn't choose Scar, it was just there for the prank on him.

[@izzytodd4242]

I love watching Scar just slowly zoom in on his face with Grian CACKLING in the background, then zooming back out with Grian looking at him through the window. True sibling energy right there. Grian and Scar are just Minecraft brothers at this point 😂

[@maple-arigon]

scar's slow ZOOM grian pops the hold music on again: 0-0

[@hopek3141]

Scar if grian gives you to much trouble, pester him to no end. Signs everywhere, lag. You get your permit

[@bensheekey1399]

This is disturbingly accurate to britsh government services. I've been on hold for over 3 hours before

[@Paperbird76]

I think that universal..

[@NaturalFireWave]

I get this in the States, too. Very accurate.

[@Hex_Fox]

Love how Grian speeds around on his invisible horse like Crazy Frog.

[@SillySyrup]

Invaluable opportunity for a perfectly cut scream: "I'm going to have to put you on hold" "NO-"

[@kaitypotatogirllolz]

Scar I just want you to know that you've helped me through a tough time lately and you've made me really laugh thank you. I really appreciate it even if you dont notice how much your helping people. I love watching you videos scar thank you.❤

[@javieryeo4032]

Scar slowly loosing his sanity at the Permit Office

[@levilukeskytrekker]

The Base Blooben Test is the most fundamental form of the Blooben Test. There are more sophisticated tests available, but the Permit Office only asks for the base test to save you time.

[@lachydragneel]

18:18 heres an idea for grian, what be could do is hook up some redstone so that he drops into a breakroom while the music plays

[@Justjojo-je5nw]

Oh my gosh you and Grian are the best comic duo of all time 😂😂😂