Hermitcraft 10: Episode 9 - PLEASE HOLD

Hermitcraft 10: Episode 9 - PLEASE HOLD Grian is back on hermitcraft testing out the new forms
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This episode is shorter because of time restraints.
#hermitcraft #minecraft

[@Shezestriakis]

Hostile mobs and passive mobs should be 2 seperate permits just to make Scar fill out the form twice.

[@royallygray]

Oh my god that’s *evil* I love that He’s already going insane and he’s only on the second question lmao

[@the_solomon_sage8431]

three permits: - Hostile -Tamable -Passive

[@nothing0empty996]

even worst every mob individually.

[@Toastguy716]

Do players and armor stands count as mobs? Cause if so Scars not only got a powerful permit, but he also will have to fill out the form two more times

[@orpheusdrakos1911]

@@Toastguy716 No they're just entities like signs and player heads. Though armor stands, players, and mobs are all living entities. But armor stands and players aren't mobs. I know its weird I don't get it either. How a armor stands is a living entity is beyond me. Minecraft's weird lol.

[@Zamtrios245]

The only thing missing from the hold music is "Your call is important to us, please hold" and the music not linking up right after the cut

[@Comrade_YG]

Great 😂

[@mateo335]

Oh god

[@chelvo56]

Oh yeah, these are definitely the worst. You can't even just passively listen to the music, but get false alerted a lot

[@mynameissanttu]

"Approximate wait time left: about 3 hours, if you want to receive a callback press one"

[@Qewqred2]

It also needs to restart just as it gets to the good part

[@rickhindman6981]

The permit office needs a break area where the clerk can AFK. It should have an inspirational poster that reads “People say nothing is impossible, but I’ve been doing nothing all day. “

[@AnniePrettyFace]

OMG THIS IS PERFECT

[@RicksTricks]

Amazing!!! Grian, please do this!!!

[@Sparky4111]

Like the teachers lounge but for just Grian

[@kashyaptandel4678]

SUPER!

[@masterjayesh3575]

I laughed out loud lol 😂😂

[@brightwanderings]

The way Scar freezes in place snd stares at the juke box every time you play the hold music. Like a parrot with a blanket over it.

[@Sharkybugzz]

HAHAHAHAH

[@GERARDWAYFR]

CACKLED

[@M00N3CL1SPE]

LMAO

[@melliferou]

I love this description, it's perfect

[@zara5023]

Honestly the off camera vibe between Grian and Gem while they're secretly doing snail shenanigans must be great.

[@danielstrange9794]

Gem might have live streams of it. I don't watch much in terms of Twitch, but you could check.

[@alexanderf.6396]

What do you mean? they're done by themselves. The snails have a mind of their own

[@McHugeDongVonLongRod]

You know they be giggling while doing it.

[@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro]

Grian and gem really give me “close-in-age mischievous middle siblings” vibes

[@phhsdj]

@@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBrocompletely agree

[@Morgan_Black]

"Imagine if I got something REAL bad, like red sand for example!" Wels is a great guy.

[@Scott-hy3gs]

Does Wels know? Or just pure coincidental? If so, that is such a beautiful coincident LOL

[@DeepfriedBeans4492]

@@Scott-hy3gsWels does watch other hermits’ videos so I’m sure he knew

[@cpfodarkvader]

Yep, doesn't surprise me tho, Wels said a few times that he consider himself a "fan" of Hermitcraft and watch a lot of the other Hermits' videos.

[@Kfir02]

that moment truly cracked me up

[@discochaotica]

Wels is one of my favorite Hermits because not only does he play on the server, he's also an avid fan of the other Hermits. Like, of course he watched Grian's last video. I'm sure he watches as many members as he can.

[@korghan3463]

Grian you should make the hermits join a queue at the permit office and "take a number" and just call out random numbers until you call theirs. Maybe even make a seating area thats just a couple chairs in the back corner and a rope queue line 😂 And it sure would be a shame if those snails found their way to the office! I cant even imagine how long it could get shut down due to reconstruction if the snails got their way with it 😰

[@khadijahedwards3366]

The trolling 😭😭😭

[@Mooffomatic]

THIS IS A GRAND IDEA!

[@junothepeasant]

Brilliant idea

[@coolgreenbug7551]

Call out the numbers in order, and skip over the hermits number

[@IAmDuobur]

Comments: It's been 6 days since he's uploaded, where is he? The episode title: Please Hold The accidental irony, he's an absolute genius.

[@PastaV4]

HAHAHHAHAH

[@fuzzynugget6568]

I love that I can see the thought process behind the giant snail. “Huh what do I do with all these extra brown mushroom blocks from collecting stems?”

[@kenanjones3481]

omg that's so funny that's absolutely what happened isn't it

[@quicklegocreationswithwill5715]

Probably

[@WarpedStone]

Actually they just wanted to further the prank and the extra mushroom stems were convenient.

[@JustinTheMid]

@@kenanjones3481Uh, no, clearly the little snails made it.

[@RoBoDaN91]

Does this mean that Scar has been chosen by a kaiju snail? Or is it supposed to be inanimate? I guess we'll have to wait and see.

[@GSavel]

Grian has become the very thing he swore to destroy. The government.

[@itsssnek810]

He cant make a resistance to overthrow the government if he is the government. this is just big brain thinking so he cant start a resistance

[@gavindinsmoor8196]

Season 6 Grian: "WAR!!!!" Season 9 Grian: "I won't start a resistance, I won't start a resistance..." Season 10 Grian: "Please hold."

[@ST0AT]

​@@gavindinsmoor8196character development

[@matthewboire6843]

Grians resistance against grian

[@Creeper_Pug]

hes just destroying it from the inside

[@teapuppp]

so glad to see this slow pace - not even getting an elytra and instead using free cam and horses everywhere is so lovely

[@akaittou]

I never really considered it to be a contributor to it, but freecam does make elytra much less crucial to have for building, huh. You can easily get a very good look at a build from many angles with it, and as a result elytra is back to what is should be - a late game convenience item instead of borderline mandatory.

[@bowemorning]

Having watched Scar's pov first, knowing that Grian was out front watching Scar through the window while he was on hold is hilarious!

[@krazzykid1734]

A few Scar quotes from this episode, "What's a blooben test?" "What's a boobin test?" "What's a bloomin test?" "What is the bloobenfall, bloomen te... bloomington test?"

[@grantmiller6147]

For someone who lives in a Bloomington this caught me off guard lol

[@zacharynguyen7286]

@@grantmiller6147 hope you are doing good and staying safe ❤ don’t reveal your location

[@coalblood1065]

The first time I heard the word, I wonder if the blooben test is actually boolean which literally means true or false in math and such. Scar just has to right yes and that's it LMAO. but it was blueberry the entire time

[@NoGoodGodGames]

Bloomi will be the best update ever

[@kristinagraversgaard5328]

​@@coalblood1065it's even more funny that it in fact IS a boolean.

[@fiddleriddlediddlediddle]

Grian's government roleplay is turning Hermitcraft into a psychological horror game.

[@Faienian_empire]

there's still hope for a dystopia

[@user-cr6gd5td9p]

Grian should add a backrooms under the permit office. A liminal office space that branches out all under the shopping district. The forms can be marked as deliverable to certain office numbers and the hermits have to find their way through a maze of identical looking office hallways and cubicles until they get to the right room.

[@ninja_tony]

@@user-cr6gd5td9pso basically, it could be something like “The Grian Parable” 😂

[@vinnynj78]

@@user-cr6gd5td9p Row after row after row after row of filing cabinets

[@LunaIzGlitched-yd4oc]

BigB tactics go brrrrr@@user-cr6gd5td9p

[@robinf1055]

"Please hold" -hold music starts and Scar stares at the jukebox for a long second- I died laughing. This episode was great and that music was on point. Well done all around!

[@user-gn2mz1nl4n]

I love how the music playing when scar’s put on hold is an elevator music style ‘work all day from the season 8 finale/build music *the nostalgia* 😭

[@GMisEpicYuh]

It was season 7

[@IcedTeaFTW]

Grain’s the type of guy to procrastinate procrastinating

[@Emancy3]

Who's that Grain Character?

[@Carlern08]

​@@Emancy3Its Giran's older brother

[@helmijjj]

​@@Emancy3Grien's cousin

[@davidkoormann5262]

@@Carlern08Who is this Giran character?

[@Leeloo_the_fox]

@@helmijjjwhose this Grien? is he another distant relative of Grian?

[@tvgamers1661]

What if you build a "employee only" entrance to the permit office. And when anyone exept you uses it, an alarm goes of and the building goes on lockdown😂

[@Daifa_]

That would be amazing😂

[@someone_not_important0_0]

MAKE THIS S THING LOL

[@ThreeSalamandersInATrenchCoat]

YES

[@desmondk-o7148]

Unfortunately, there isn't really a good way to identify players with redstone, short of I guess just having something where there's just a "open door" button, but if you push it without doing some sort of authentication thing first (putting a key item somewhere, activating some other secret switch like filling a composter/hitting a noteblock/rotating an item frame right/placing a torchkey/etc, it triggers an alarm

[@theglitch5386]

Also, the only thing back there is a glass block next to a quartz stair with the sign "coffee pot" on it.

[@Elysian_xo]

I love how despite Gem being younger than most of the hermits (shes in her 20s i think) she still acts like an older sister 😭

[@polarbear789]

Frrr

[@Cinder_in]

I love the most likely accidental irony of it being a week since this dropped (we're on hold)

[@Alvikus]

My absolute favorite thing about this episode is Scar just staring into the Jukebox like it's a phone.

[@FilAsians]

and crouching in front of it 😂

[@matthewboire6843]

He likes it

[@ThatOneBlockh3qd]

It's a hate love thing

[@Zsullivan27]

I know right I couldn’t stop laughing at that part. 😂😂😂

[@imMittensKitten]

Blooben Test: A test developed by scientists to test a patients quick thinking, perception skills, and attentiveness. This test has also strangely been known to involve blueberries.

[@richard.d_]

The Base Blooben test is a variation developed by Giran Base, where your skills are tested in a quick base building environment.

[@imMittensKitten]

@@richard.d_ yes :D

[@nataliaentalia]

The blooben test is a test where someone throws a blueberry at your face and if you catch it with your mouth you pass and have good reflexes. Edit: The base blooben test is essentially the same thing except here you just need to catch it. It does not have to be with your mouth.

[@imMittensKitten]

@@nataliaentalia LOL

[@doubleking7070]

The Base Blooben Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that becomes more difficult as it continues.

[@magnulof]

You need to make the "other door". Hide it behind some bushes with a pathway that have so much space between the stones that it looks like a path for garden maintenance. Preferably the door leads to a ground floor/cellar. In the cellar you find a hallway that looks so unused that you walk out of the building before giving it another try. One of the questions in a form should include something like: "have you done this moderately frustrating task lately?" And if they do and say yes you'll go "why have you done that? Now you'll have to wait two full workdays before reposting the permit" If you want to take it further you'll remind them that the permit place is only open half a workday each week and that it means they'll have to wait four weeks before reapplying for a permit. Two of the questions(X and Y) should be like "if you've said yes on Y you must say no on X" and vice versa.

[@sirtainlee8725]

When Scar finally gets through the New Permit Process, tell him it's too late, someone else already got it. When he gets angry and wants to know who, tell him you now own it. Then give it to Wels as the Unknown Permit.

[@sirtainlee8725]

Also, they have to take a number before you can speak to them. It's to be fair to the other customers, and its govt regulation 165.78 "how to treat your customers so that they enjoy their visit." Also, offer them coffee or tea, then give them Mystery Potions. (Look up the recipes.) It has an unknown outcome.

[@qatkz]

'Mumbo...' 'Is the snail big?'

[@_Vo1d_]

YEEEEESSS 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@KaffeMedBulla]

Is it?

[@KishDM54]

OH NOOOOOO THE SNAIL IS GONNA CAUSE A DISASTER

[@oliviaq8100]

For all the hermit craft lore noobs it is a reference to the impeccable line from season 8 : "mumbo , is the moon big ? "

[@vdwhite687]

😂😂😂😂

[@definitelybenny]

Now all green needs to do is hook up the jukebox with the music disc to a button so that way he can literally push a button to put you on hold

[@noahsmethers9339]

That’s one I hadn’t heard before 😂

[@devanshmishra3338]

who is this green character?

[@agentranger]

oh green... he is my favourite

[@Ixarus6713]

Get Mumbo to do it for him in a redstoning contract... For which Mumbo has to fill out a redstone safety form. 😂😂😂

[@ThatOneBlockh3qd]

All green? (Brian)

[@karlpage181]

This is the best thing we have seen on Hermitcraft. For the past few days, my son keeps asking me "what is the base blooben test?" So I can out him on hold and pretend to be Scar!! 😂😂😂

[@wizicozypher]

That "put you on hold" bit... Hits soo close to home when i ask questions even the clerk doesn't know and literally asks me to stay on hold while she asks her supervisor how to handle a typo on my father's passport... Had me laughing to tears

[@bluenono3821]

The base blooben test, when performed properly, properly displays the findle accuracy of the base's disynchronous glostules. It makes sense the the Permit Department would request such a task given that all shops divulge multicapillarity signals to the central server founded on yelkim quilt technology. Without a positive test result from the Base Blooben Test, the woldreskic templistuists could be misaligned leading to a staggering zundfine shutdown across all grystic access terminals. Hopefully this can be helpful for all inquiring. ❤

[@Nerdy1729]

The ambibadiguity in this comment is astoundingly low

[@chrono9503]

this sentence is ridiculously eloquent. There is virtually no way one would be confused.

[@klentastic87]

My mind has been scrambled, boiled, fried, insert other way to cook eggs here.

[@SkellymanScallywag]

poached, eaten raw, throwed at elon musk (he is hot), farting on it.@@klentastic87

[@Lectrikfro]

Did you used to sell Retro Encabulators for Rockwell Automations

[@puglife658]

Ten bucks says grian starts a rebellion against himself.

[@auraFireblood]

He starts a rebellion against the snails with scar

[@ttry1152]

Ornsomeone hires cleo to make arnour stand anarchists

[@IXScasualty]

I would if someone put me on hold for three minutes

[@0rionx]

I am going to leave this comment here for if you're correct

[@LorenHillman-Allbrighton]

Il take that on you bro

[@timdijkman6772]

*when the sun sets down over hermit town- you gotta work, work all day*

[@LankiBomber]

Bro has really left us on hold 😭

[@Departmentofnaturalresources]

I think the only improvement he could make to the hold music is for it to stop occasionally and say “thank you for holding our staff are currently busy your inquiry is important to us and we will get back to you at our nearest convenience” meanwhile grian is just outside the window fishing in a pond

[@oxilef8471]

HE NEEDS TO ADD A POND he fishing and if somebody comes over he's like "Sorry im on my lunch break" and keep fishing

[@nobinary2296]

You are a mad evil genius.... I love it~❤

[@Departmentofnaturalresources]

I had another one of one of those rope things that they use to queue but it’s a maze of dead ends and only leads back outside Another of a next window please custom pumpkin sign that comes up if anyone gets to the desk the final window being a nitwit villager with a bed sleeping on the job And a final one of grian having a escape shoot where he hits a button trapdoor opens a gone fishing sign comes up and he pops out at the pond

[@Nike-gs8ig]

Tried to reach a local doctor because I had a painful ear infection for over two weeks. The pain, frusration and annoying music/thanks for my "patience" made me want to kill someone. I wasn't being patient. I was in pain with no other choice but to wait. And I still didn't get help.

[@strbourne]

As a suggestion to make it even more governmental: To even have access to the MJYAAFK06 as shown in the video in the first place, the hermits need to fill out a Y2K86 Form and a MYJAAFK06 Form. Here is a basic idea for the forms: Y2K86: - Username - Date Of Birth - Place Of Birth - Location Of Residence (xyz coordinates of their front door) MYJAAFK06: - Username - Date Of Birth - Place Of Birth - Location Of Residence (xyz coordinates of their front door) - Item For Which The Permit Is Necessary - Pledge That All The Information In The Form Is Complete And True For any document that requires a location of a front door, if the Hermit in question doesn't have a front door (a.k.a. Mumbo), they must fill in form BBBBB12, which requires 4 coordinate points that create a perimeter around their base, proof of residence (which needs to be notarized by a legally approved Hermit), and proof that the residence does not include a front door (which needs to be notarized by a DIFFERENT legally approved Hermit). That form must be attached to ANY document that requires a location of a front door. On top of those two forms, they need to hand in a valid piece of identification, which must include, well, you probably guessed by now. Once they've done that, a file is open in their name with a unique 6 digit number, which they are given verbally at the same time as the MJYAAFK06 Form. They MUST remember that number and give it to you back once the form is filled in, otherwise they can't access their file and have to restart the process. And, of course, if they don't submit the completed MJYAAFK06 Form with their file number within a certain time limit of it being issued to them, you close their file and they have to restart the whole process. Basically, have them fill out multiple forms, with redundant information, to even be allowed to have access to the actual form, and include a lot of unnecessary paperwork that is easy to lose and with similar names that are easy to confuse. (Can you tell that this was inspired by actual events?)

[@wordna1498]

You know how to bureaucracy!

[@kiritotheabridgedgod4178]

And this right here, is why the British Empire, and by extension the United Kingdom *Should* be called out for their past actions. Specifically the action of the invention of modern civil services, which were originally intended to cripple our colonies ability to function and become a global power, through overcomplicated bureaucracy... Only to then have the bright idea to install it in our own government and cripple ourselves as well.

[@schulteq]

Make this person a world leader IMMEDIATELY they know POLITICS!! 😂

[@_OddFrogs]

another great idea that i think would be really funny is when Scar finally comes back with the form completed, Grain could say "sorry this form is outdated and thereby void" and just continue the cycle

[@mohammedtunkiwala6855]

That is the pain everyone want the hermits to experience 🎉😊

[@parkerlewis7002]

I love that this season is a lot smaller builds, taking it easy and slowing down. Then enjoying the game and making fine details to make the limited space come alive!

[@josephburnett2611]

If you want a real challenge next hermitcraft season i got you. Everyone builds seperate bases which eventually makes an entire city every hermitcraft season so hear me out. I think next hermit craft series you guys should challenge yourselves to build only 1 massive mega build town nestled in an extremely large mountian range. You can split up the work based on each others strengths. No individual bases. Every hermit will be bunking together in a massive building like a manor or castle. And all resources are shared. Now the tough part. Everyone has 5 lives. And the world spawns a boss wither every week as well as a small army of mobs that try to destroy your build. Your jobs is to complete the build while defending it from the weekly raid against your city. And just for additional difficulty the wither army will spawn at a random time every week so you can't prepare everyone for it. I call this mode Mega Base Raids.

[@giraffeman7449]

Tesco : every little helps Grian: I’ll do everything little thing to not help

[@BenjiNerdyDog]

Yesss it’s too perfect 😂

[@KosieRosie]

“very little help”

[@alfiesmagic]

Sainsburys: helping everyone eat better Grian: helping everyone wait better

[@Zappr]

world's most british comment

[@FizzyFang]

@@Zapprworld’s least British reply

[@Slackbot]

The Blooben Test is the most chobblesome piece of paperwork I've seen in a long time.

[@jameskaazaeros7087]

A most excellent use of chobblesome! 🦜

[@whisperingchicken2993]

it has been a while since ive seen someone with such an advanced vocabulary. great use of chobblesome😂😂

[@sepehr13811]

That was GREAT😂

[@salmi2luccio]

Peolpe who want a permit should be asked if they have consumed milksog recently

[@Starrie-o]

I do agree

[@matronyme3402]

I thought of a few ideas with the permits' forms (which maybe other people thought of too, credits to them if that's the case) : - You should make a few questions that can invert or invalidate the other questions. For example, if the Hermits answer yes to "Does the item meet the criteria of the base blooben test ?", they would need to say no to "have you ran around Gem's base 10 times today". If they answered no to the first one, they would then need to say yes to the second one, or else it would be denied. You could make it change the needed answers of previous questions too - You could also set some questions that don't need to be answered if the Hermits said yes or no to the previous ones (or the next questions, so they don't know it in advance), like "Did you mine 3 diamonds in the past few weeks ?* (if yes proceed to page 15)", - Or questions referring to other pages which are not related at all ("How do you feel ? * see page 4" --> "what is your permit neeeded for ?"), just to make things more confusing - And you could also add some sort of survey system in which you ask the Hermits ' opinion in less than 4 words (depending on the answer, you may or may not accept their demand) - Oh and maybe add a verification system in which the Hermits need to prove their identity by filling another form, and make it super slow, like where they need a few minecraft day and night cycles to pass, before telling them if their identity has been confirmed, then that their form has been denied, and they need to wait a few minutes before filling another one (but you close the department for the day right before they finish it)

[@littleroseyapplecheeks3256]

Honestly, the Plese Hold music is great to just fish to. Such a bop. But putting Scar on hold every time he asked about the Blooben Test, was fricken hilarious.

[@IhateEnigma101]

"Welcome back to the next episode of Permitcraft" I'm gonna miss Fishcraft.

[@auraFireblood]

*permitcraft

[@AjaxXavior]

There was Hermitcraft then there was Fishcraft and then Permitcraft and now Buttoncraft (Ren’s video)

[@roiwelboren9302]

Fiiiiiiiiiiiiishhhhhh

[@Null-Z3ro]

"Goodbye, Fishcraft and HELLOO Permitcraft!"

[@IhateEnigma101]

@@AjaxXavior if there will be a war this season, "Welcome to the next episode of Warcraft"

[@On3Hand3dClap]

The motto for most Hermits this season appears to be either 'Working hard' or 'Hardly working.' And true to form, Grian never fails to deliver Tier S content. 😁

[@alexisblack8921]

Grian simultaneously emulating both mottos this season. 😂

[@gleb.salmanov]

@@alexisblack8921He just focusin' on what's important. Which is pleasing Poseidon.

[@PastaV4]

​@@gleb.salmanovyes, its very important to keep poseidon happy

[@fahriagung-_.]

7:05 I don't know why I laughed for no reason when I saw Scar's reaction 🤣

[@nekopuppet]

9:37 i love how genuine this "noo" is

[@just_a_regular_guy9397]

Okay hear me out. Grian needs a ender stasis chamber with a button behind the counter that activates the hold music and teleports him away.

[@PastaV4]

yes!!

[@starsalight]

"Imagine if I got something really terrible, like, I don't know, red sand or something." I love Wels.

[@deborahsheets2604]

That made me laugh! He’s great

[@thatguyisaiahwolfe3208]

grain's putting us on hold

[@JusticeForViolas]

I was thinking: It’s been seven days since he last uploaded Today is Friday See where I’m going with this?

[@thatguyisaiahwolfe3208]

​@@JusticeForViolassadly I do

[@SmoodGraphics59]

18:08 I love how serious he’s taking it it’s hilarious 😂😂😂

[@starpaladin6294]

The amount of psychological trauma scar is going to get from that hold music is going to be INSANE. I’ve seen ptsd but now every music disk scar sees will probably trigger fight or flight

[@ttry1152]

Now thay scar has a hawkeye bow. Probably fighr

[@KJ44411]

The hold music is going to scar Scar

[@piece26047]

Scarred for life

[@Brecornaut]

Started with Doc this morning, and Scar uploaded when I finished Doc, and now Grian upload right when I finish Scar. I also have Gem to look forward to. This season has encouraged me to watch many more hermits, and it so much more fun.

[@Elias___]

You forgot pearlie's upload

[@stanjohnson2013]

Same. I started with doc, then Gem, now Grian

[@dalightnbolt]

this is my first season lol

[@Skaichii]

Literally did the same thing haha

[@brittsdiaryy]

@@dalightnboltme tooo

[@mkinnune29]

the honesty about the office hours and breaks is hilarious

[@benkositzke3433]

Dude I wish these episodes would come out quicker I am running out of things to watch

[@ez4sleezy.]

Grain went from starting resistances to resisting resistances to making a government corporation thats resists 😂

[@thomasw4422]

Grian's true nature: be a menace

[@night4138]

​@@thomasw4422 A menace to Hermit society

[@theoctolingwarmaster6562]

Grian the average office worker who has a passion for fishing, along with gem a lighthouse owner, being indoctrinated into a two person cult through the worship of the eldritch abominations known as 'The Snails' which fell from the stars to cause chaos.

[@monatae9725]

L O R E

[@smartalec6190]

Keep a close eye out for any spirals.

[@10cutecaboose]

I like how when he puts scar on hold, he just looks at him and doesn’t even do anything.

[@_Kamura_]

I think the permit office will be one of my favorite jokes of the season

[@shhinysilver1720]

Idea: embrace the chest monster on the docks, and give them a sort of cargo crate theme, like how they have tons of barrels and crates on the little wooden platforms

[@GaiaTheLeafwing]

barge 2.0

[@clian_percen]

​@GaiaTheLeafwing i would love that-

[@KoolKittKat4679]

THIS.

[@Fyrefrye]

Make it a slight modification of the final storage "system" he used at the end of season 9 where he had themed "rocks" where he would store chests and shulkers of those items. Just make those into dock-themed huts, crates, and sheds. It would honestly fit perfectly into the whole "buys dockyard" theme he has going on.

[@ddwa352]

@@KoolKittKat4679 that

[@CFRgaming]

Grian has ended up doing more work than actually just giving the Hermits their Permits

[@eMeLE3]

Putting more work to do less work!

[@ThatOneLadyOverHere]

Yes, but he gets to frustrate people while doing it. It's like the ultimate prank, so it is a job he enjoys doing.

[@Craeonkie]

If he does work now he doesn't have to next time!!!

[@ouroboros_1355]

He’d work all night to make sure nothing got done

[@eMeLE3]

Working hard to be hardly working

[@finalina3443]

Grian sneaking in work was the best part of my day

[@greenzleaf]

4:30 If I had a nickel for every time Grian had said „Gem and I“ I would have 2 nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice

[@1st1anarkissed]

You need to set up a website where you sort of explain the questions but it gets more confusing. Then you can answer, "everything is on the website."

[@rowanahedley9578]

My mum once phone up whoever it was because the thing on the wrbsite wasnt working. The automated vocie said something along the lines of "you can now do such and such and such and such on the website" and then like promptly hung up on her.

[@ThatOneLadyOverHere]

​@@rowanahedley9578I had an experience like that a couple weeks ago! I called multuple times and tried everything I could, but it refused to give me over to customer service. I told it "representative" and it said "I understand you want to talk to someone, but I need this info 1st," then as soon as you give that info it gives you the stats on the package, wishes you a good day and hangs up. Tried giving it a wrong number, absolutely anything I could think of, but no. Nothing. I was gonna say "the absolute worst," but I tried to call the IRS about my tax return during the pandemic when it was 3 months after it should have been in my bamk account and ended up having to call Intuit to see if they had any idea why I wasn't getting my money back, surprisingly actually got a solid theory as to why from them. Got my tax return a whole year or so after submiting it with no explanation from the IRS.

[@Allunary]

Wels absolutely already knowing about the red sand thing was hilarious! And the permit office is horrifying, as it should be. You can really feel the fear and discontempt rolling off of Scar in waves.

[@Anticaat]

truly horrifying

[@Slender35435]

We need an upload schedule…..😢

[@ahaha272]

Griannnn we’ve been on hold for a whole week 😢😢

[@JusticeForViolas]

Today is Friday Every week I’m hopeful

[@mia-sq5sg]

"Imagine if I got something really terrible like I dunno Red Sand or something" MADE ME LAUGH SO MUCH I DIDN'T EXPECT THAT AT ALL XDDD

[@Doofing_Cookies]

Yep same here haha

[@benajmindavis]

Honestly I like the "please hold" song, it is pretty catchy and I like seeing people stress over if Brian will come back or not

[@user-of4nj9wz1h]

Who is this Brian character?

[@docclock1662]

I just realized that that song reminds me so much of the Build-A-Bear Workshop video game cuz those terms are so similar

[@lvlinty]

​@@user-of4nj9wz1hBrian is the guy that called the artist "john-oh"

[@bluscorpion5363]

@@docclock1662the tune when theres no lyrics is Work from season 7

[@ThatOneBlockh3qd]

@@user-of4nj9wz1h Autocorrect of grian

[@saltysalat8823]

The Permit Office, might be one of my favourite bits on the hermit server!

[@BlassassinT]

Idea: Car alarm made with bells of mob head note block sounds that goes off every 5 minutes

[@t3kscarecrow474]

Add a "vent" (trapdoor) on one of the sides as the main entrance so they have to crawl through the ventialation to get in.

[@ghostsprobably]

this is a hilarious idea

[@sharinganwolf2784]

Grian putting Scar on hold is genuinely one of the funniest things I've seen since season 7. This is HILARIOUS.

[@everythingpizzaandknuckles6268]

I agree so much. Season 7 was my favorite season, but so far season 10 is giving it a run for its money

[@faith7843]

The putting scar on hold bit gave me some really good giggles and I need that after a stressful few days with academics

[@fuzzydrake2716]

You capturing Scar's reaction to Larry is just fantastic.

[@ryanlovell6612]

What if you set up more music discs that would randomly play advertisements for the DHP or your own shops when you put someone on hold. Might be a lot of work, but would surely annoy the hermits more during a hold period. You could also make a profit by allowing hermits to sell advertisements to their shops for a high price. Great work on the episode Grian!

[@ldyvaporeon9944]

Put the HCBBS from season 7. Welcome to the hermitcraft big barge sweep

[@kararichard7534]

It becomes an MLM - Minecraft Level Marketing

[@maysee2515]

Grian should make a book shelf within the office with a variety of books "explaining" the various tests and terms on the forms, and tell the hermits that they need to go study them, but have a bunch of random similarly named things in the books, and have no (understandable ) organization system for the books, so the hermits have to flip through like a dozen books to find what they are looking for

[@Eclipse.clover]

and they need a form to get permission to access the books -🐁

[@stoffelthedestroyer3741]

and the book that you actually need is stored in the backroom...

[@Eclipse.clover]

@@stoffelthedestroyer3741 BACKROOMS MENTIONED /s

[@JeLly_is_great]

It’s the return of Gary the snail

[@hello-and-goodbye]

grian casually going “huh, I didn’t know they could build” at 2:45 is so funny, it’s so reminiscent of the john mulaney horse in a hospital elevator bit to me

[@ArchieDude-ml2ek]

You should make a line of armour stands in the permit office with a sign saying “please wait in line” lol

[@sagejungwirth4155]

He needs make a roped off line area with waiting armor stands

[@justinterry8894]

And add a number ticket system so they have to wait for their number to be called.

[@Tedioooo]

or even just a long que that snakes through the whole building and its completely empty

[@Tedioooo]

@justinterry8894 Oh that's even better! Imagine their number is 78 and Grain calls 76, 77, and then 79 😂

[@justinterry8894]

@@Tedioooo or the number like 900 and he starts at 1 and goes very slowly.

[@apolloisnotashirt]

Grian and Gem just giggling after Scar baffles at the three snails is just... pure bliss ☺️ such strong sibling energy.

[@squeegjayy]

Grian... you are SADISTIC... I love it.

[@Stalem8sam]

Make the office only open during the night - then you can only access it when someone doesn't sleep

[@kaitlynfarley6745]

I love how Wels watches everyone's videos, so he knows everything lol

[@zydn]

good to see him finally have some presence this season, he really hasn't had any since like s7

[@Exso-]

scar, gem, and grians dynamic with the big snail is giving “older brother playing along with younger siblings” and i love it ( 3:09 )

[@ingridf3rnanda]

i need a Joel (Beans) snail

[@quasar4229]

....That's actually really wholesome-

[@lbear4292]

I'd love a compilation of grian and gem doing snail shenanigans at the end of the season/snail storyline

[@jolenemiller622]

Yes please!!!

[@sirtainlee8725]

8:57 govt forms and contradicting instructions

[@IAmDuobur]

Gem and Grian just being like "Those snails are such talented builders" over and over and scar just trying to talk to the snails lmao.

[@lonereaper4287]

Grian is already giving scar a pavlovian reaction to the words: "I'm gonna have to put you on hold" The entire bit is genius grian!

[@MegaBeeYT]

Next step after filling out the form is collecting one of each thing that is included in the permit, meaning the more powerful the permit, the more fucked you are. Oh so you want "All the mobs" permit?!, show me *ALL THE MOBS*, and if even one item/entity is missing, you don't get the permit. Therefore you have to fill out the form again for each individual entity/item you want to be able to sell, and the form answers change every time you hand in the form. Perfection.

[@lordvetinari1331]

18:30 PERRY THE PLAYPUS

[@coulsonintahiti]

Form "Mumbo Jumbo you are AFK" with a reference to season 6? The music, the forms, the suit- This is a very nostalgic episode.

[@francescosurico-hassall5622]

I recognise the song so much but I can't tell when it's from.

[@francescosurico-hassall5622]

I just watched the part where he says.

[@cook3d_fish280]

I mean it is the MJYAAFK

[@mikk.t.7824]

I figured out the afk part as a reference to mumbo but i didnt figure out mjya

[@protossinator]

I LOVE the "Work all day" hold music. It makes me so happy to see callbacks to past seasons and Grian music like that :))). Jono knocked it out of the park!!!

[@Kiwimarauder]

And it's so ironic as well ... "Work"... xD

[@fartgarfunkeljr]

it's SO cute and good! ::)

[@EmilyGDesign]

Popping down here again, to say THANK YOU again, for the wonderful, color-coded captions. I appreciate them so much :) thank you!

[@katzatnite90]

Just had an idea, what if you used the interactive bookcases to make a hidden room you can escape to when you put someone on hold? The idea being you would add or remove a book from a specific case that would activate a piston/trap door that closed shortly after. You would put someone on hold, use the bookcase, then run away into a hidden room or through an escape tunnel.

[@Inokiulus]

You can literally see it throughout the episode. The Blooben Test is actually quite simple and, if you pay attention, you can see what it is (17:58). You can never simply be told what it is. If you ask for nonsense to be clarified, you'll get put on hold (THIS very act physically answers the Blooben Test), and IF you get placed on hold, you have FAILED the Blooben Test. Easy. The "test" is just a test and, if you ask about it, you fail the test. I hope this helps. Much love ❤

[@cocoa6671]

...the game

[@Ephemeralreal]

@@cocoa6671 WHYY

[@Claurquz]

It's quite simple ....

[@AndiFels]

​@@cocoa6671I was about to comment the same thing. 😅

[@N0T_R3HN1L]

​@@cocoa6671 omg...

[@travishudson9796]

2:09 Scar calling out Larry the Snail from Season 7 is perfect and made my day (:

[@lawlietgaming9621]

Grian I have written something add it to a book it will explain what base blooben test is for whoever asks The Base Blooben Test: A Comprehensive Exploration of Incongruity Abstract The Base Blooben Test (BBT) is an enigmatic and paradoxical assessment framework designed to evaluate the inherent absurdity of any given situation, concept, or existential quandary. By delving into the murky depths of illogical reasoning, the BBT aims to redefine the boundaries of rationality while simultaneously obfuscating them. This treatise endeavors to elucidate the intricacies of the BBT, although its very existence defies coherence. Chapter 1: Genesis of Blooben 1.1 The Primordial Blooben The origin of the term “blooben” remains shrouded in cosmic ambiguity. Some posit that it emerged from the collision of quarks during a cosmic tea party, while others attribute it to the clandestine musings of interdimensional hedgehogs. Regardless, the primordial blooben embodies both uncertainty and whimsy. 1.2 Quantum Blooben Mechanics In the subatomic realm, blooben particles exhibit peculiar behavior. They oscillate between existence and nonexistence, occasionally pausing to engage in interpretive dance. Schrödinger’s Blooben Cat, suspended in a superposition of confusion, epitomizes this phenomenon. Chapter 2: Bloobenology 2.1 Taxonomy of Blooben Creatures The Blooben Kingdom comprises an array of nonsensical life forms: Fluffernoodles: Furry entities that subsist on paradoxical soup. Gobbledygooks: Linguistically challenged beings fluent in gibberish. Squishyblorps: Gelatinous blobs with a penchant for existential crises. 2.2 Blooben Ecosystems Blooben habitats defy geographical logic. The Floating Forest of Incongruity hovers above the Abyss of Absurdity, where gravity wears mismatched socks. Chapter 3: Bloobenometry 3.1 Measuring Bloobenosity The Blooben Quotient (BQ) quantifies the degree of bloobenosity. It ranges from “Mildly Peculiar” to “Cosmically Bizarre.” Notable BQ benchmarks include: Planck Blooben: The smallest unit of absurdity. Galactic Blooben: Sufficiently mind-bending to warp spacetime. Chapter 4: Practical Applications 4.1 Blooben Engineering Quantum Blooben Computers: Process information by simultaneously solving and forgetting equations. Blooben Bridges: Connect disparate realities, often collapsing under the weight of paradoxes. 4.2 Blooben Ethics Is it ethical to feed fluffernoodles to gobbledygooks? The BBT remains silent, perhaps chuckling in its own cryptic way.

[@lawlietgaming9621]

Ofcourse it doesnt make sense and u can put book reference in here like go to page X of book Y to know more about this and so on.

[@lawlietgaming9621]

U can even hide this book in some remote coordinates and have them search for it for hours with clues like under the stem of dark oak tree in some specific dark oak forest

[@2008bunnydemibigenderflux]

I read the entire thing and didn't understand any part of it. Perfect! Lol

[@JudahGrip]

We must be on hold for real if he hasn't made another video yet.

[@michaelkata2342]

If you really want to annoy people at the permit office, make a ticket system that goes up to 200 and whatever number they get they have to wait till you get to that number.

[@ezekiellati5257]

And make him announce random names and some close to the actual names

[@ohnme9557]

"What's the Blooben test?" "I'm sorry, I'm not allowed to provide legal advice."

[@nathaniel.gibson5]

you should add a back door that people see directly through the front door but when they get to it, it says employees only and needs a key to get in.

[@Rain_MG]

I like how scar shouts in protest then is forced to wait politely as soon as he hears that music