Hermitcraft RECAP - Season 9 Week 43

[@NoxHowl]

well.. Zloy is green, Pix is very interested in other civilizations and Lyarrah seems otherworldy... The alien theory is very believable

[@emberbreak2172]

zombie cleo is zombie and grian is grain, dog is ren lmao seems alien enough right 🤣🤣🤣

[@benjamintoast3082]

@@emberbreak2172 no, grian is a waffle

[@japbstudios]

@@benjamintoast3082 Is waffle not grain?

[@benjamintoast3082]

@@japbstudios no, The stiff batter for the waffles is made from flour, butter, brown sugar, yeast, milk, and eggs. Medium-sized balls of batter are put on the waffle iron. When the waffle is baked and while it is still warm, it is cut into two halves. (And, yes i did copy and paste this from google)

[@Idran]

@@benjamintoast3082 fascinating but what's grain

[@itsmilan4069]

Scar getting scared by his own creation (creeper hat) was cherry on top 🤣

[@trash__queen]

You could say he was...SCARRRRRED for life!

[@StarsieYT_JVI]

Lol

[@RosileeJe]

Now I'm just going to imagine the recap channel as some distant spaceship who just stumbled across one of their planets and started observing the hermits through a telescope from orbit. Every time they start a new season the whole ship goes red alert like "Oh no, it's time. They're moving again! Zloy, start the engines!! Lyarrah, keep eyes on them!! We can't lose them, go gO GO GO!!!" Pix in the crossover stuff was secretly just him trying to blend in with the Empire's group so he could study the hermits up close for a bit without revealing the spaceship lol

[@GigglingBug1564]

When Pix said “Hey, Zloy, Are we aliens?” I immediately thought of monster on mulberry street (I think that’s the right one) where the neighborhood occupants go crazy killing one another bc they think their neighbors are foreign aliens. In the final scene, we get a shot of the aliens talking to one another about the human race and how it’s fallen to pieces.

[@dmittleman9757]

Oh yeah! That was a Twilight Zone episode, right?

[@Werewolf914]

The Monsters Are Due on Maple Street the Twilight Zone episode? Or is that something else you're talking about? I love Twilight Zone and that's one of my favorite episodes.

[@Yirggzmb]

Yeah, that's one of the really famous ones. We had it as a script in one of our school language arts books. And I just saw it on TV the other night. Scarily applicable even today, alas

[@eloquentornot]

I love the "no damage run of college" line! Also, in the Gigaverse lore Empires is just another planet, so Pix is definitely an alien! (Same for Zloy and Lyarrah with TB in the Bedrock section of the universe I guess!) I love the mental image of the Recap news station being in space, maybe travelling alongside the Hermitheus between seasons! (Considering the lore of S8 being a simulation which was only fully revealed at the end, would that mean the Hermatrix also transmitted false information to make the satellite believe it was still gathering info from a planet?)

[@bonkoulrewiew]

I'll one-up this. What if the infection of Season 8 came from Zloy hacking into the Hermatrix so that Pix could study the hermits some more ?

[@diobrando6245]

Joe playing Mumbo as the most "active" player of all is never cease to amused me lmao

[@Chigger]

We need all the Hermits to do the ZombieCleo clone thing, like some sort of Cleo apocalypse.

[@mysticalmaid]

A Cleopalypse would be awesome.

[@ClonedGamer001]

Pearl gave the greatest gift of all: Identity theft

[@prototypesarmy5743]

So if we learned anything today its Mumbo's secretly active, Mariah Carey strikes again and the recap team is actually aliens

[@HermitcraftDiscussion]

Pixs resolution is to watch more Hermitcraft - he literally watches all of the Hermitcraft

[@cullenlatham2366]

Technically speaking, they divide up the workload between the two (three? Don't know if lyara helps with scripting or JUST captions) of them. They also don't cover livestreams. By that logic, he COULD watch more, but that would likely lead to burnout.

[@AK_804]

I think Zloy and Lyarrah do not Pix

[@squidconsumption4671]

but does he watch all the Hermitcraft twice?

[@supernova_exe]

zloy and pix both take about half of the hermits each! he could in theory be watching twice as much hermitcraft without even touching livestreams

[@victoriadimaunahan3283]

Gonna miss the empires folks but am happy that this happened in the first place

[@soniacilento]

Read a fic once where the hermits were a team designated by mojang (a sort of high galactic council in this) to terraform un-inhabited planets into new territories to be used for either tourism or new real-estate once they were done (the world saves at the end of each season) and it just stuck with me in terms of how I think of minecraft worlds so I'm really loving how this kind of ties in

[@amyregale1874]

what's the name of the fic? I'd love to read it :)

[@soniacilento]

@@amyregale1874 the fic itself isn't centered around that its just a world building aspect, and its dsmp crossover that's Fundy-on-hermitcraft-centric so lmk if you still want it

[@homifelldown5683]

would have been way cooler if you dropped a name mate

[@soniacilento]

Fic name: Off-world vacations for the heartbroken and desperate by Iviprism (on Ao3)

[@soniacilento]

@@homifelldown5683 there you go

[@ironmellie6470]

I always look forward to these videos as a way to see the hermits I dont watch's perspective. Keep up the good works

[@EpicNerdsWithCameras]

As much as I would love to be able to watch all of them, I literally don't have the time. Props to the Recap team for doing what we can't.

[@alyssa09485]

9:57 "And finally, from Catboy to Dogman" is a sentence I never thought I'd hear in Hermitcraft recap HAHAHA

[@blackblade99009]

"Hey Zloy, are we aliens?" has all the same energy as that one movie scene asking about being the bad guys.

[@CalypsoRaven618]

"Is the Hermitcraft Recap written from a satellite?" In the not-too-distant future...

[@RoseAltro]

Y'know, that whole "active member being Mumbo" joke puts it in perspective... He's been M.I.A for the entire crossover.

[@allenbuddy3101]

He’s been mia for most of the year lol but we love that for him and his mental health

[@grutarg2938]

Thank you for including all POV's on the Cleo Trio.

[@ejf8996]

Pix’s German is surprisingly good. I need more of that in my ears

[@-FutureTaken-]

Did I watch the same recap? When did he speak german??

[@KathyClysm]

@@-FutureTaken- "Spiel des Jahres" means Game of the Year in German (in Beef's segment)

[@howdenking]

Yeah that play of the game came out of left field.

[@shanesunil]

Pix had mentioned in one of his live streams that for 7th grade, he went to school in the US and came back next year to UK. In UK schools, French is taught in 7th grade and German in 8th grade. So, he had missed one year of French and he was better at German in school than French.

[@ejf8996]

@@shanesunil This guy keeps pulling these random things from nowhere, and it’s always great. Pix is full of surprises.

[@KevinSmith-vr3mg]

I mean you kinda were aliens you did invade for a few weeks sad to see you guys didn't fully combine servers. Definitely was enjoying seeing all the collabs.

[@TheHermitcraftRecap]

illegal aliens, none of them had the passports ~Sloy

[@connorgrieshaber4047]

@@TheHermitcraftRecap You should absolutely become canon aliens

[@brachslap]

@@TheHermitcraftRecap are they really illegal if Neither server has laws about visitors

[@CorwinAlexander]

@@brachslap can't be illegal if the law doesn't exist

[@jeethefrog]

@@TheHermitcraftRecap Don’t tell Jimmy

[@niffry]

The entire double, and then triple, Cleo-bit low-key made me laugh way too much when I first saw it from all different perspectives and ngl-- it's still pretty damn good

[@paige5207]

“Xb is now a cat boy” I had to rewatch that several times, the double take I did hearing that LMAO- BYE 😂

[@Homie_1111]

"...are we aliens?" Kinda figured the crossover would break Pixl

[@chaiclifford2154]

rendog just revealed your secret identities, guys, there's no hiding now

[@charlessandison5740]

The fact they didn't start or end with their goodby is criminal

[@R3TR0221]

The hermitcraft server this time around is just french history, king, no king, a dictator (Docm77 trying to 1984 the server), king again, no king.

[@boredombegone2320]

One of the best creators rn

[@kingbob820]

I tried to pick my favorite joke from this recap… but I couldn’t do it. Bravo. Good work today

[@silvainshadows7882]

The biggest problem with youtube is I can only like a video once. How am I supposed to express my sheer delight at that space-station-aliens bit, if I can't like the video fifty times??? ....well, apparently, I express it with a comment. The recap is delightful every single week but that bit really amused me

[@Yirggzmb]

A friend was working on a chart of Minecraft yt/twitch communities back in the day. It's SEVERAL years out of date now, but the appearance is somewhere between solar systems and spaghetti. So I can buy it lol

[@thegameplayer125]

as a tcg lover, i am excited to see beef's complete game being played and seeing how far he will take it if it takes off with other hermits

[@MarrsAttax]

Now you'll have to build an orbiting spaceship and start each recap there by viewing it on a big console on the bridge

[@Robert5hw]

New head cannon has Zloy and Pixlriffs as Kang and Kodos from The Simpsons just sitting in their saucer in orbit, watching the Hermits...

[@naomibuckingham4046]

Pix just asking Zloy if they're aliens now made me laugh

[@theonebman7581]

"The time is going, Pearl, CLEAN"

[@mycroft3322]

Man, I haven’t seen a recap since last year, it’s been so long!

[@ACrossTheKnight]

When people are traversing on a planetary level... Aren't we all Aliens?

[@MrFroggerGaming]

Really enjoyed the insight in Gem's video this week.

[@saltenzy449]

I am fully on board with Pix and Zloy being Kang and Kodos

[@soaringraven0]

Lyarrah, slight note: During the ZombieCleo section, during the part near the Rift, Grian is the one who said what the captions say Scott did

[@clarysagequartz9535]

Loving the scary spider den! Cool way to integrate existing structure! Need to see the full episode 🥰

[@clarysagequartz9535]

Indeed, I need to watch more Minecraft!!! 😊

[@baseballjustin5]

I was really hoping for some Shubble×Etho shenanigans while Shubble and crew were on the server. But alas. Maybe outside Hermitcraft we can see the shenanigans. Hope Etho is doing well. I need to watch his let's play series, but I'm also 1k episodes behind lol

[@miniciominiciominicio]

Maybe she'll be invited to the imminent 4th season of Life SMP! If you want current Etho content, he's been in Beef's most recent 2 episodes.

[@martijn9568]

You don't need to bother with watching all previous Minecraft Let's Play episodes since there's few actual lore involved. If you really want to know what's happening you could also start from 1 or 2 years back and catch up from there. Etho takes long enough producing each episode that there aren't too many episodes you'd need to catch up on.

[@allenbuddy3101]

You could start at the most recent ~World Tour~ of his lp series I think

[@synniestar]

highly recommend starting at his most recent world tour if you want to get started somewhere manageable. :) starting from the beginning for his singleplayer is a little difficult because 2010 Etho is so different from recent Etho.

[@E_tha_N3rd]

I love how Grian's voice was so messed up from being ill, that the captions read him as Scott instead of Grian 🤣

[@Smoke00123]

oh god now i just imagine Zloy and Pix as the two aliens from The Simpsons

[@tidmouthmilk12]

Yet another great episode of the Hermitverse Recap from ZloyET and Extraterrestrilriffs with captions by Ali(arr)en! 👽 Happy New Year everyone! 😄

[@isabellefaguy7351]

Rendog being too nerdy according to Docm was quite funny indeed.

[@maddman1098]

Hermitcraft Recap is the best thing in existence

[@CourierZhyx]

This is 5 months late, but one of my resolutions WAS to watch more hermitcraft! ALL of the Hermitcraft, in fact. All 9 seasons. From all active POVs + most others that went beyond Season 1. And this week, also most of Recap. This is somehow the only resolution that has made it past january.

[@goldstarglowwVODS]

the lots of they/them for cleo is making me very happy

[@kaylasolomon9578]

sameee! i literally came to the comments to see if anyone else noticed hehe

[@avibingplaylist6381]

Same :)

[@1foxtrotfan907]

Wow what a recap to start the new year. Happy New Year Pix

[@erinasnow]

Ely had it right from the beginning. We should have trusted them with the hc season 9 confirmed

[@lenatunnissen369]

The best gift for the new year!

[@ThatOne1Shadow]

Decked Out 2 is looking kinda looked like Wynncraft in terms of architecture... I swear I've seen those mushrooms somewhere before 🤔

[@Necrovirgo]

10:44 this part made me spill my drink from laughing XD

[@Kiwimarauder]

1:50 I always get the Spiel des Jahres for my birthday, so now he's got to make it into an actual boardgame xD

[@ThatOneOtherFangirl]

Pixl: "Zloy? Are we ailiens?" Me, the person Doc commissioned for the aliens back on season 6: *sweats*

[@YOEL_44]

Damn, this was a taxing episode on my brain, I wouldn't understand half of it if I was drunk. Clones, multiverses, multigalaxies, explanations of lore inside other explanations, even a freaking flowchart...

[@voltmatrix1250]

Lyarrah mixing up scott and grian’s dialogue is hilarious

[@allenbuddy3101]

All British people is the same /j

[@vigilanteghost564]

Hearing Pix say they for Cleo just makes me happy❤

[@avakining]

I didn’t realize until this recap that Cleo uses she/they pronouns! As a fellow she/they, this makes me unreasonably happy :D

[@Glあss]

Same im so happy (as a person who uses all pronouns)

[@Werewolf914]

This might sound really ignorant, but I'm genuinely confused at what the They pronouns means, do you have DID so you're technically multiple people, or is that not how it works at all? Again sorry if I'm dumb and the answer is obvious I've just never known what it meant. When someone goes by They.

[@LadyLucyna]

​@@Werewolf914 They is also used as a gender neutral singular, since 'he/she' are very clearly gender specific and 'it' often feels dehumanizing.

[@ethanbodin7083]

Imagine a line on the ends are he and she .They is in the middle

[@enamelpin628]

@@Werewolf914 they/them can be used both in the singular and the plural! Do note that this doesn't change how you conjugate the verbs. So it's "They make impressive buildings", rather than "They makes impressive buildings". This also doesn't change the conjugation for the person, so it's like the following sentence: "Cleo likes pranking people. They like pineapples as well." (I'd like to note that I do not know if Cleo likes pineapples, this is just an example). This is not related to DID/OSDD. On that note, folks with DID/OSDD may use they/them in the plural sense, if you're referring to them in the sense of the system (the term for the collection of personalities that exist within a body), or they may use other pronouns. It depends on the system, ultimately.

[@fmratio8327]

The recap REALLY IS JUST BRITISH CYBERPUNK BAND THE MECHANISMS my headcanons were right all along

[@allenbuddy3101]

Right? I had completely forgotten about that post until the aliens bit and then it slammed back into my brain at full force lmao

[@wikiuser92]

Excellent start to a new Hermit year.

[@SpiderSmoothie]

I just want to say that I absolutely adore your use of Cleo's pronouns. I know it might be considered a silly thing to praise but I've only just recently heard people using them and I think it's great!

[@teentraveler1790]

0:03 I like Sloy's little comment at the bottom.

[@nexidal9656legacy]

Aliens to who? If we assume Steve's race has colonized the entire universe, then no, you're just Chroniclers.

[@CowChuckin]

"HEY sLOY, A-ARE WE ALIENS?" was the funniest quote thank you so much

[@gardenshed6043]

Day 1 of thanking you three for doing this.

[@knus1959]

Hi :) The answer to your question is..... This recap is the first recap ep in 2023, with the content of the last week from 2022. :)

[@volcanicknight5594]

This is interesting that would make sense how you guys been following them for while because you’re being in a space station that is pretty interesting idea but have a wonderful day everybody.

[@FellowInterneter]

Hahaha the end was absolutely fabulous!

[@fraz1142]

"we're pregnant" - VintageBeef Has to be the best joke of the year

[@dmittleman9757]

I mean, if a species of creatures composed of only blocks and angles could see what humans look like, they’d probably think we were aliens.

[@Ash-wc8or]

happy new years everyone! :D

[@larakleefeld8855]

Wow that „Spiel des Jahres“ really startled me, I did not expect to hear my native language around here. Pronunciation was pretty good tho :D

[@gardenshed6043]

My New Year’s resolution is to conquer Denmark.

[@Jacob-Sophia]

So you could call it a… New Years Revolution?

[@gardenshed6043]

@@Jacob-Sophia Well I’m not Danish so not quite. It’s a New Years Invasion. But I admire the punnage.

[@Jacob-Sophia]

@@gardenshed6043 Unfortunate. I’m also not Danish so can’t bring the dream to life.

[@ItsMeGoro]

I'll bring the garlic bread!

[@gardenshed6043]

@@ItsMeGoro Someone in the know!

[@Vexnatos]

3:40 AYYY, Stephen Colbert reference!

[@Ciubix8513]

Yes, Yes you are aliens. This is cannon now

[@RandomHuman91]

They missed the chance to put the outro as what he said as he was leaving through the rift!

[@salty_slug]

that was in last week's vid

[@RandomHuman91]

@@salty_slug oh yeah. Completely forgot lol 😅

[@JadedSundragon]

Pix you sounded like you were having a bit of a crisis when you asked Zloy if you were aliens /lh

[@Shad0wSabr3]

Imagine if Zloy had actually responded...

[@lukebeich]

I thought he was going to use his clip when he said the outro when leaving hermitcraft... XD

[@asiangalaxygirl]

The jokes in this video were too good lol

[@CorwinAlexander]

Happy New Year Pix: it's been a good one, video-wise

[@DaKink]

Happy new year guys :) Thanks for these recaps :D

[@MazerTime]

Are you aliens? Ugh, pixelriff, you came to the hermitcraft server from another dimention. As to zloy, hes not human and his green. My answer is yes.

[@DirkDwipple]

You inhabit the Satellite of Love. You observe the local inhabitants. Then send recap to Homeworld. I like and subscribe.

[@empurress77]

Are you aliens? Yes. Yes you are.

[@That_random_mango]

Happy New Year!!❤

[@seanm7445]

My resolution this year is 2560 x 1600. Same as last year.

[@bobasaur5324]

The desc. Asks if this is the last recap of 2022 or the first of 2023 and for me it's the first of 2023.(it's currently 01/01/23 10:17 AM where I live)

[@jvrbwn6232]

Omg. All i want from Christmas is you joke got me. 🤣🤣

[@valliemcc8352]

Happy new year everyone!

[@ThunderChanter]

You're not aliens in a space station, you're Dwarves. Rock and Stone, brother.

[@bensandstrom239]

Come on Zloy… that bag out of hell reference was worse than an old meat loaf out in the sun for a week!

[@marcuspearson814]

Happy New Year’s!

[@jenniferlamperski6250]

Supermarket Sweep, thats an obscure reference.

[@adeptusxiao02]

HAPPY NEW YEARSSS

[@heylolp9]

Congrats Pix on the pronunciation of "Spiel des Jahres"(= Game of the Year in German)

[@Azeriiall]

Does this mean that when the hermits went over to Empires, they went to a different solar system? If so, is it the same process that happens when Hermits travel between seasons?

[@Diceyed]

how can YOU watch more Hermitcraft? YOU LIVED HERMITCRAFT!

[@crazoatmeal1854]

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