Hermitcraft Season 10 - EP16 - WIll I REGRET This?!

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[@zainzargar2756]

Iskall joking around and beef actually buying the apartment is so funny

[@drdreddmanofmystery9482]

He didn't buy an apartment. He bought one fifth of a wall. lol

[@thijsbeentjes4008]

​@@drdreddmanofmystery9482 he bought an apartment, just one that hasn't been fully built yet.

[@xk445g]

"Yes, and"ing to the fullest extent

[@coreychurch]

@@thijsbeentjes4008and it probably wouldn’t be built until the end of the season.

[@misterscottintheway]

He didn't buy an apartment. He bought a mission token

[@colleenlavigne2196]

What a great uno-reverse by winning your challenge through his scam 😂 great job Sire Steak Man 😂

[@diegobarajas914]

Can someone tell me what the challenge was?

[@projecteer4498]

@@diegobarajas914it was to trade your way up from a stick to a diamond block, which he managed to do in this one interaction 😂

[@orcapodstudio-retronaut]

If you buy that in China, you’ll get unfinished house by the time you buy it L O L

[@orcapodstudio-retronaut]

You need to report Escale to the Popo

[@orcapodstudio-retronaut]

He needs a permit to sell it report him to the permit office

[@zainzargar2756]

20:48 I feel like etho is the one person who always looks for fine print and he would see it

[@ttry1152]

Yeahhh. Also etho may jsut go to doc, doc makes them for nearly free. And d9c is spiteful and petty

[@kiwimiwi5452]

@@ttry1152 "I am not petty." -Doc, after doing something very petty

[@ooinvsaoo]

Yeeeah, Etho practically invented fine print. BUT it may open the door to negotiate out of the deal

[@ImminDragon]

@@ttry1152 If you *literally* go to Doc, I'm pretty sure he'd let anybody use his automatic shulker-crafter as much as they like for free.

[@edwardscott3262]

Boy Beef sure took it personally that Etho didn't build a Beef statue for him. Revoking his lifetime supply of shulkers. 😢

[@sirtainlee8725]

Cub, the one true genius. He took ordinary horns and created a rage for them. He brought fireworks to the masses. And he has now created a new industry out of a boring book and quill permit. One I might add that you were ready to almost give away. But we already knew this.

[@StarshipToMars]

Bdubs' forest is a work of true genius.

[@AvenRox]

Iskall charging American rent prices lmao

[@elmopelle]

Standing ovation! That was very clever stick - diamond block trade 😂

[@Ligands23]

6:25 "Look at this view!" - proceeds to look at view of a big flat slab of plain stone, a giant monolith of plain stone, and a background of plain (and slightly irradiated) plains

[@DaveGiant]

Would be good to see a Don Steaklione bit where you start to pressure Iskall about the apartment. Horse head in his bed, zombie cronies turning over his shop etc. Might be fun

[@gristen]

instead of a horse head it should be a salmon head lol

[@DarkValorWolf]

So clever!

[@AnisKhalladi]

I genuinely hope he sees this, would be amazing content 😂

[@thenopequeen]

The return of Llama Dad?!

[@ei7000]

he just randomly finished his task that was so sneaky smart of him i was like what the hell just happened

[@Emailminecraft]

Beef casually buying a mission token which ARE valuable for 41 diamond blocks. What a steal

[@reyiaca]

Lord Steak, sire. The lordship should totally finish just the lord's apartment and fully furnished, looking like a box hanging from the back and the side! Iskall would be pushed to finish the whole building then😂😂

[@pepperonipizza8200]

Someone on Iskall's video called him Sir Loin

[@greengirl91320]

And if you did it this way, YOU get to pick the size of your apartment!

[@dushyantpatel4301]

Beef secretly wishes for iskall to actually stay consistent and stay in the server and give him more reason to be motivated

[@JayCeeDee229]

Maybe, Beef could "finish" the whole building and make it look like a giant version of the outhouse from Shrek. That might inspire Iskall to finish building.

[@dushyantpatel4301]

@@JayCeeDee229 iskall really has a good family

[@ashleyowen9292]

With the mail system you guys should send “coupons” or “ads” to other hermits for the grocery store lol 😂

[@vanwerkhoven]

You should absolutely throw wild parties in your apartment at late hours of the night once it is built. Invite all the Hermits around when Iskall is trying to work.

[@annsofiehansen2111]

I think Don Steakioni fit very well in with the Salmon Father/ Big Salmon theme 😂

[@Van-dq4sw]

Okay, the big brain play on the mission possible. Big Brain Beef.

[@OraProNobis97]

Beef has a bookstore and people asking him to buy stuff through the mail: all the pieces are in play for Beef to create Minecraft’s version of Amazon

[@momotouya]

Just an opinion, it might be better to have the golden apples, the golden carrots and other easily sold food farther to the back of the store and those that don't sell near the entrance, similar to how groceries place expensive items on the middle shelf where they are better seen.

[@Flossman2]

Beef, you know what you must do to the mission HQ, Iskall gave you full power to decorate it, USE DIORITE!!

[@brauliogonzalez01]

another idea I was considering you could do with the book and quill and cub's printing machine is making a news press, have people sign up for a weekly news report of the server, make it cost 3 diamond blocks a week or 9 for the full month, another thing you could potentially do is make it even cheaper then what I mentioned and then have the news seperated by categories, like one category they can sign up for is specifically sales from shops/promotions/coupons (good way to charge ppl to promote their shops on your newspaper 👀), another could potentially be promoting certain builds or possibly events

[@agelessorca]

I think one hermit once did "Newspapers" with maps (maybe in Season 6), but books would probably be a lot easier.

[@owowarrior864]

ooh !! yes a news service or magazine subscription sounds awesome!! they'd have to get a permit for it tho... i wonder if big salmon's involvement could speed up the permit office process...

[@brauliogonzalez01]

@@agelessorca yep! I don't remember which hermit but thought it'd be a good way for beef to make some diamonds off of others through his book and quill lol, maybe even call it vintage news or beefy gazette xD

[@brauliogonzalez01]

@@owowarrior864 not sure if he'll need a permit to sell magazines or books since he does technically own permit to sell a book and quill so any signed book is technically under his jurisdiction

[@2horse167]

Good idea! I think it was False who did the map papers before. These could easily be sent via the mail system.

[@brujosol]

I'm so glad that Don Steakeone has been able to have such regular, quality interactions with others. Last season had him so far removed from everyone for so long. We appreciate the TCG, but even hermits are social creatures.

[@chair5613]

I think this is a great opportunity to file lawsuit against Iskall for his shulker purchasing infraction, demanding exactly 41 diamond blocks in recompense.

[@lewando7687]

I never realized how often iskall says "let me tell you-". Every time I hear it i think of the video of the guy who is about to bungee jump and he keeps saying "Let me tell you something! Let me tell you something!"

[@euler4273]

Beef is about to make Iskall's life hell by placing noise machines / lag causes into that apartment, and then say that Iskall can't do anything about it, because it doesn't belong to him.

[@classifiedinformation7593]

Dear Mr Beef, what you can do when you build a larger Shulker Shop is make a dispenser/autocrafter so hermits only press a button to have their box crafted for them. That way you only need to supply regular chests and shells instead of pre crafted boxes that takes up your own inventory when stocking the shop. Sincerely

[@CarolineLurks]

I love how the farm looks and I'm exited you're partnering up with Cub. He's good with marketing. One tip from me; I didn't notice any eggs in Half Foods. Perhaps I overlooked, but That would be something of an easily obtainable shelf filler right? And have you got milkbuckets yet?

[@elizabethb.1346]

8:38 Love that Beef cut out him struggling with the math of which "deal" is better. Iskall sold you out! LMAO

[@katieourmatie8250]

That stick > diamond block trade was legendary xD You should absolutely finish and furnish the apartment before Iskall finishes the apartment block, it’d be hilarious

[@eMe_peridot_hare]

SUCH a brilliant mission possible completion my gourd... I rewound that moment so many times, and I get to watch it later from iskall's pov? Heck yeah! What a way to stick it to the (iskall)man ^^

[@chrisdierking5108]

Iskall totally missed "Sir-Loin"

[@user-uc6zk8rc3l]

okay that stick to diamond block was genius

[@SweetAshGamer]

Sir-loin.... 🤣🤣🤣

[@Kneoria]

Oh man. The actual audacity and ability to go straight for the diamond block for the stick was amazing

[@Flamearchers]

Sounds like there should be a Hermit Book Club, were you send everyone a book once a month and if they do not return it they owe you diamonds. >.

[@mimasweets]

Even if he doesn't accept the shells, a lifetime supply is limited to a defined amount, unlike an unlimited supply, which might not last a lifetime, but for a small period of time you might get wathever amount you want. You can then define lifetime supply based on a different hermit, like "based on stress monster's amount of killed shulkers on the first 3 months of the server, you get 3 shells per month for life."

[@jodplayer6123]

Damm you got a very good deal only 41 diamond blocks for a place in grand dior . 🤯🤯

[@auntiex5343]

If you need ideas for a veggie patch near the house I have some! Use mangrove saplings (with string above) for leeks or celery; birch saplings (w/ string) as lettuce; pitcher plants (w/ string) as turnips; roses as tomato plants.

[@Shortnamesareoverrated]

The letter to Etho was so funny I was rolling😂

[@juanmaldonado1251]

You should commission a couple scarecrows from Zombie Cleo

[@natanislikens]

19:31 Fun thing you could do with the other Hermits. Once a week you put out a single shulker with a full stack of shells for 20 Diamond Blocks. They can only ever get it once, but it is first come first serve each week. The catch is that it’s a moving shop… like one of Pearl’s vehicles… I’m thinking the Ninja Turtles Party Wagon… you know… because shells. -- 28:55 That price for cake is sooooo unrealistic. It should be 1 Diamond block a SLICE.

[@fyaluugda]

Beef, since your the farmer, you should get a Rooster! if you nametag a chicken somethin, it changes its skin to a rooster, and you can use those horns to make rooster calls whenever the sun comes up in the game!

[@imalltheragex2000]

21:22 you could jokingly revoke Etho's life time supply of shulkers when he dies next... dumb idea? yes. potentially funny? maybe

[@JustinKStrait]

you should build a silo to store all your crops/food in as a temporary holding place before sending it to the grocery store

[@s0ul117]

Beef, you're missing an equipment barn for tractors and plows and other tractor equipment.

[@jucabnubster]

Regret is a strong word, Beefer

[@Verygoodfeel01]

That nether wart is great adition to your farrm i like it it ads character to your farm

[@ChameleonGraphics]

Hey Beef! Love how the farm is turning out so far! Now that you have a Horse field, you should go around to the Hermits and Retire their horses in your field! Now that most of them have wings they don't use their horses much and having them roaming free on your farm would be super cool.

[@sawyeriii]

Postmaster Pearl I expect would do well with Cub's Gutenburg press as any changes or notifications about the post must be sent out en mass fairly often.

[@stephanemallet169]

You should use this apartment for the big salmon gangsters office. Lol

[@zplazma5557]

Grian needs a printing press for the permit office

[@G33v3s]

The Beefskall relationship is fantastic this season!

[@RixelStudios]

Love the farmstead but, gotta be honest, I think it’s missing something. As a resident of the great Canadian rectangle I am disappointed that there is no abandoned, windswept shed on the corner of your quarter section. Maybe something to consider adding in the future? Maybe you can sell it cpback to Iskall for 45 diamond blocks? Food for thought!

[@marniejane11]

Iskall "You can't just take someone's property and ruin it." 2:00 Like he did to Beef's house multiple times this season?? 😂

[@wteff8586]

Turns out the mission was indeed absolutely possible

[@MrLinkDay]

So Iskall scamming Beef actually got Beef to scam Iskall to buy a stick for a diamond block. This season keeps delivering dude.

[@turtle-bot3049]

That mission completion on not only the hermit missions creator, but while he's also mid selling his own condo scam is the next level play. Well played Sir-loin, the beefiest of all the steak lands.

[@catpeople11]

I've been really enjoying your build approach this season Sir Steak. Giving me vibes of your tragically cut short hardcore series x Also lifetime supply...

[@joostfloot5279]

I'm loving your season 10 so much, the new editing and episode style is fantastic! The different little segments are great too.

[@Julepalme]

I feel so dumb, it's not until now i noticed that PM stands for both Post Master and Pearlescent Moon..

[@xyrsh]

Oohh, the book&quill publishing company sounds fun! Maybe you can also release a newspaper subscription like what cub & cleo did in s7 with maps

[@pendelluft]

1:34 "What are you doing" and 1:38 "Thumbs up for murder" are both clips I submitted on your behalf to Cub. I was thrilled it made Cub's shortlist! I sent him something like 50 or so and I think he picked at least 10 lol I would think you would remember when you said both of those lines but if you need a reminder, here it is: "What are you doing" is from Iskall's second channel vodskall85 "A very elaborate prank... - Hermitcraft 10 Behind The Scenes" at 10:57. Iskall was livestreaming and we in his livestreaming audience were DYING of laughter. Your reactions were so so good. xD "Thumbs up for murder" is something that you said (even though Iskall says it in place of the goat horn here lol) during HermitQuest when you, Iskall, and Etho all teamed up. It's from your episode (though technically I clipped it from Etho's POV) HERMITQUEST - Powerful! - EP09 at 19:54. Congrats on completing your mission. I didn't see it coming AT ALL. Very well done. And Iskall will be thrilled to find out that you got the "Improve the build" mission lol Can't wait to see what you make of it!

[@brujosol]

That patch of open land on the bluff overlooking Keralis' place next to your nether wart plot looks like it could be good for a lounging and/or grilling area

[@nadehzda5015]

Hi beef! Have you seen the corn decoration? It’d be cool to have a corn field on the farm! It’s a yellow candle on top of two bamboo. I’m personally obsessed with it

[@michaelpage4242]

You’ve gotta put a cake on display and charge people the full price when they inevitably take a bite

[@darkdragoness5]

I saw your interaction with Iskall in his video and I have massive respect for you turning it around on him to get your mission done.

[@nasiskahn]

That was an ultimate trade! Next level like Iskall said. I’m watching his pov now. I love these missions. I hope more Hermits participate in them.

[@Twentynyne]

sir-loin! he missed calling you sir-loin

[@Jameslongstrider]

Iskall finally becoming the SlumLord we all knew he was at his core. Also if toaster ever dies, rename Iskall's horse to Swede IV (don't tell him what happened to III )

[@lifeshield101]

that was a SMOOTH mission completion. Great job, Sir Steak

[@nickakers9792]

41 diamond blocks in total to OWN it, not even rent it?! That's such a deal! AND it has internet!!!

[@beanofknowledge2125]

That mission completion was slick!

[@terranmerritt]

You and Cub should start a newspaper or an add company or something and send mass books in the mail to all the hermits

[@darktheories1758]

Post Cards. Use the book and Quills for poetry post cards and if you do feel like making pixel art. You can make map art Postcards. But I imagine after the last two season you may be map art burnt.

[@RespectUndead44]

I've been loving your content this season, Beef. Keep it up XD

[@peaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

omg freaking genius in completing that mission

[@dandymcgee]

The season 10 shopping district is absolutely amazing so far. I love how almost all of the builds are small, but intricate buildings that line up nicely around the central square. It's so quaint and easy to find stuff compared to the Season 7 shopping district where most of the buildings were mega builds.

[@Aslayt09]

Your videos are always so comforting. Your voice is nice and low and calming. I love it!

[@SteveSilverskull]

iskalls improv skills are really shining this season

[@DrakeossDragoon]

With all those grand names Iskal listed I didn't hear the one I most expected, Sir Loin ! lol

[@quinlar0807]

Hey beef, for your farm you could add mushrooms somewhere and sell mushroom soup (some with random effects) at half foods

[@StarshipToMars]

I wonder if you'll sell any cake at all at that price. It's a fairly useless food, but it can be read by a comparator and used to generate specific signal strengths for redstone stuff. Cakes can also be used to make fast staircases. However, they're way easier to craft than it is to obtain five diamonds, even in the latest iteration of Minecraft.

[@winter3960]

Hey Sir Steaks! I recently started watching your content for the first time eventhough I've watched Hermitcraft for a couple years i never had the time to watch a lot of hermits. I dont know how you do the whole beefy tunes thing but I've got a recommendation from a tiny band that I absolutely adore. It's called 'Daydreams' from Lunar Glow. A super small shoegaze band from Latvia that I saw when I was on vacation last year. I hope you'll like them! They're not for everyone but I adore them and they have less than 71 monthly listeners a month on Spotify.

[@SliceofBread123]

I used to watch your videos after school every day back in like 2014, and randomly thought of you and decided to check out your channel again…. Its been a while, glad to see you’re doing well :)

[@brauliogonzalez01]

beef you don't know how happy I am to see your video upload, been stressed from dealing with uni finals so its good to sit down and enjoy something I can relax to 😂

[@Livurochy]

19:58 not sure why but I thought Beef was in Gem’s storage room & I was very confused for a second there 😅 Also, the farm is looking really good. Has me wanting to play more stardew valley.

[@boardgamewizard]

whoa your block breaking animation tripped me out for a second

[@Shortnamesareoverrated]

BEEFY TUNE WAS A BOP ❤ new favorite song love the vibe and the beat

[@xyznihall]

great video, the way u completed that mission was genius!

[@alee9545]

Sir Steak you should add a patio to the empty space by the nether warts so you can have a place to relax and view your beautiful farms.

[@G33v3s]

You could make the shulker shop craft the boxes on demand then it would be easier to pre stock.

[@Jakedaniels3914]

You could design a cozy bookshop! (Just different than the cat cafe lol)

[@MQZON]

My jaw dropped at that stick trade. 🤯🤯

[@lamarckleland5731]

Grandeur will pay out a thousand times over! The farm is looking great, and I am looking forward to the book & quill shop.

[@ibpants]

That was a smooth mission completion. Very smooth.

[@user-on1mc8pg4c]

Shop name idea: Bear and Calf. It feels like a publishing house name, and honours both your initials and names! 😊

[@MJinPitt]

Had a fun idea for the nether wart patch. Maybe undercut the riverbank a bit and use some of the nether vines to make it seem like the nether wart is growing down into the space. Love the farm! (And now I’m off to go plant some stuff in my own irl garden.)

[@bennettlewis5495]

You need a book & quill stand next to the stamps in the post office.

[@sq33z3r3]

Nice episode Beef. Because of Wels being within range of the horn shop he was hearing everyone sampling them all. Eventually he found Pearl there to whinge at, she told him horn volume could be adjusted in the voice mod. How funny would it be if they were trying to prank you with the horns, that you can't hear? Please do the interior of your apartment, maybe use scaffolding as the walls, floors and ceilings. During his sales pitch he said it has air conditioning, I take that to mean the apartment has two floors, one where the AC unit is and the upper level has the cat on the window. He wont see this coming and you can maybe "trap" him into building it bigger than anticipated.😅 Great job with the Mission Possible 😂 As the missions will be returned, don't do too much to it. I feel the stables still need a couple of large trees to hide the portal in the background. Good luck on pulling one over Etho, that's only 128 boxes or just over 3 double chests worth. I suggest that with the Bookstore you have the authors on a consignment avoiding up front payments. Sorry for the huge comment. Keep up the great content ❤

[@scientistpac]

Idea 💡, a news paper or magasin every week or month about the hermit or project advancement, you can send via the mail system for a subscription.

[@Wisecrackwhiz]

If hermits are writing books. Make the book and quill shop Library.

[@SquintyGears]

I can't believe how smoothly you got that stick trade in 😂😂😂😂😂