Hermitcraft Season 10 - EP17 - What's In The Box?!

[@AethirMordu]

The Beef-Etho mail arc is one of my favorite mini-plots in a while

[@saffral]

@CommanderCthulhu Eeef

[@catboygremlin]

@@saffral EEEF

[@drapior2352]

@@saffral i read that in pauseunpause's high pitch BEeef XD

[@CheeseThePurpleDragon]

@@saffralI think you accidentally created a ship name

[@chicagogr81]

You're not capitalizing on the soup market: mushroom stew, beetroot stew, rabbit stew, and what could be a very hot seller suspicious stew. Also chorus fruit is just begging for a retexture and suddenly it's in high demand.

[@sheseuph]

soup group would give profit

[@JD2jr.]

Come to think of it, just start retexturing non-edible items as food and sell those...

[@sqweloookle]

He could employ the soup group to supply him hehehe

[@SirIggys]

You cant leave it on a cliff hanger beef!

[@edtuckerartist]

I know right it is really

[@grondhero]

*Narrator:* He could, in fact, leave it on a cliff-hanger.

[@SweetAshGamer]

"you just keep rising prices, until people won't buy them anymore" 🤣🤣🤣

[@redmist6131]

Then tou lower it by 1 diamond

[@AlechiaTheWitch]

For being canadian he defiently is american

[@edtuckerartist]

One potato, two potato, three potato, more (diamonds!)

[@fhtraveler]

To hell with economic inflation!

[@evansaschow]

@@AlechiaTheWitchno one understands monopolies better than a Canadian. All of our society is just a handful of monopolies balanced on a spindle

[@Pinnix]

The way to get to Scar is to do something cool enough to make him want to get in on it. I'm thinking go all in on the terracotta rangers thing. Fancy costumes, cool horn assembly sound clip, custom weapons, giant transforming terracotta robot .... he won't be able to resist.

[@thorongil9]

"You just can't multiply," might be the harshest burn I've ever heard from Joe

[@brianbuckley5204]

The big wood grand opening sign should just have a giant 50% on it with a very tiny "+" before it as fine print

[@kronoskai2738]

Or -50% off!

[@Th3Psych0hippy]

Don't forget the dried kelp, poisonous potatoes, and pufferfish for the food shop!!

[@thehotwheelsreviews]

dried kelp fully falls under the permit, no conflicts or questions

[@Alice-not-Alice]

Oooh what could be in those shulkers! Loving Big Salmon, it’s so nice to see Beef out of map purgatory this season. Also! Dear lord I hope Big Salmon and the Permit Office get into a proper conflict just to see how Skizz deals with being an enforcer for both

[@Werewolf914]

That'd be perfect it is usually a thing that the Mafia have Police on the payroll

[@owowarrior864]

oh yeah! conflict of responsibility for skizz would be so fun to see will he betray one? will he find a loophole? will both organisations turn to bribing him to betray the other? he's such a nice, loyal goon- i wonder what he'd do. the possibilites

[@itsOnlyOlivia]

You and xB could add a Pet Food section to the shop that includes all the food for potential pets: raw fish (a Big Salmon cameo), bones/rotten flesh, seeds, sea grass, etc. Might not be totally practical for sales, but it sure would be cute!

[@Van-dq4sw]

I wonder if the Beef offering everyone food during the caving trip knew what he would set in motion.

[@Hermitcraft_X]

\o

[@amit_up]

Everyone: I need to keep my prices down so everyone buys from me. Beef: I need to up my prices so I don't need to sell anymore.

[@agelessorca]

Saw the "improved" Mission Possible headquarters in Iskall's latest vodskall clip and wondered who it was. Hilarious! He didn't even notice it in the background in the video!

[@AtticHaunt321]

The execution of your Mission Possible was exactly what I hoped you would do! And that cliffhanger at the end? Can’t wait for the next episode (even more than usual).

[@bridgestew]

I'm enjoying how Mission Possible is suggesting ways for Beef to troll Iskall.

[@statelyelms]

I can't believe an off-hand comment and off-hand counter-joke has turned into Beef's entire season lore.

[@zzmorgan4304]

Beef and XB's business plan is to keep raising prices till the stuff no longer sells, so they don't have to restock the shop. 😂

[@dingo4ever]

The beef xb friendship is one of the best parts of hermitcraft.

[@transmascaraa]

The way xb makes videos now reminds me of how beef made videos 10 years ago :)) I love it

[@automaticdata]

Technically you drink honey, not eat it. I think the honey thing may need a "Grian made a mistake" form to be filled out, because Joel has a honey permit. Time for you guys and Joel to visit the permit office, I guess ... (please hold music begins to play in the distance).

[@xSuperSoldier54]

Honey is food, considered a semi-liquid like jam or icing

[@WhoMusic]

I think that technically Joel's permit only covers Honey Blocks and Slime Blocks

[@one_hoop]

Honey is considered a liquid by TSA! lol Not that a Canadian would care about TSA, but anway.

[@edtuckerartist]

Runny honey can be a drink, set honey is food, so technically it's both.

[@automaticdata]

@@xSuperSoldier54 I was talking about Minecraft mechanics rather than IRL. In Minecraft, it's in a bottle like a potion, and it uses a slurping noise rather than a chewing noise, so you drink it imo.

[@statelyelms]

The back-and-forth of those shulker shells is KILLING me! I thought for sure you'd put two singular shells in the box and send it back to him to technically meet his demand..

[@majkenhoste]

Such a tease! Anyway, other things you can eat: glow berries, chorus and sus stew 🍽

[@Dnator]

"Ignore the ice," Nonsense, keep the ice! I hear they make great cooling units for liquid consumption. They are an accessory in which aids in All The Food.

[@LeopardMask12]

Yeah, not to mention he was carrying raw chicken in that box! That stuff needs to stay refrigerated!

[@catpeople11]

​​@@LeopardMask12great point, they need to start selling eskys/cooler packs for safe food transportation

[@Mkharis257]

You should advertise the cakes to the big wood, because it's perfect for the opening ceremony party

[@Aenyn]

I love how fast the neighborhood meeting turned into an awkward family holiday dinner. 😂

[@cacaboss227]

i like the aperture science vibes from the ending lol

[@fragayzeichen]

Love the malicious compliance of half foods >:) and usually I would agree with the logic of Honey being food, if there wasn't a specific honey (and slime) permit that Joel owns

[@WhoMusic]

I think that technically only covers the blocks, right? Which to me doesn't include the bottles.

[@fragayzeichen]

@@WhoMusic yeah probably, i mean the permit just say honey so could go either way

[@sagebauer1077]

Right, but you can craft blocks with the bottles, which could let the food store undercut Joel. Which is what the permits were supposed to prevent ​@@WhoMusic

[@johnnyshortfor]

The idea of Joel having yet more beef (badum-tss) with Xb is hysterical and god I hope something happens with it

[@ChristianCTaken]

@@sagebauer1077 The permits are "supposed" to create comedic drama/RP

[@jwest6058]

"What's in the box?" -Brad Pitt talking about a box filled with happy time fun sauce, nothing else

[@kylecat98]

Ice in the shulker with all the raw chicken is actually kinda brilliant.....there should be MORE ice in the chests around the shop! Otherwise how does the food stay fresh?

[@lolli_popples]

“If Skizz doesn’t finish his shop we’re gonna be in trouble with the Poe-poe” Well I have good news about who does the investigations for the Poe-poe.

[@eMe_peridot_hare]

Ougjfghdj the cliffhanger!! Ominous oceanic events are occuring and I couldn't be more hyped! Also just to pull the curtain back a bit: the secret salmon cave looks incredible but what I love the most about the final scenes in this video is the sound design in there! The overlapping bits of speech and unintelligible voices are so creepy and cool, while the droning background hum feels right out of the Portal games soundtrack. GG Beef, wherever you end up taking this storyline I'm fully hooked just from the production quality :D

[@jaminplays6724]

Business Idea for one or more of your shops. Double the price but then add a 50% off limited time deal that in reality will never go away. It will make the other Hermits think there getting a really good deal and also incentives them to buy a lot since they think the sale will be going away.

[@wotterthose4511]

"this is fine, I did a good job you just can't multiply!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@octosoufre]

You should retexture honey bottles as mead or something like that. Then, there would be no possible issue !

[@Jackappaarel]

That ending... well done beef, you had me hooked

[@SquareRoot89]

Beef you have become my favorite Hermit to follow this season. Everyone is great, but I’m especially loving your stuff. Great work Beef.

[@KauthicDreamings]

The dictionary defines food as: "Any nutritious substance that people or animals eat or drink or that plants absorb in order to maintain life and growth" You are 100% in the right to sell honey

[@Joesbadatlife]

I think the All the Food Permit should encompass everything that falls under the "A Balanced Diet" achievement

[@racheldavis5482]

Holy cliffhanger Batman!

[@eramferguson1701]

The Sharks are watching Big Salmon

[@owowarrior864]

oh? sharks?? is there a rival group forming on the server?

[@eramferguson1701]

@@owowarrior864 No, I'm just joking around. Although, I happen to be the leader of the sharks.

[@Paulthored]

A Lawyer(possibly Rendog), would point out the following: *By asking for the* _"Return"_ *of these Shulker Shells...* *you have* -implied- *stated that you Previously had* *_"Accepted"_* *the same Shulker Shells, under the terms previously established.* *And thusly are bound by it.* __ Incidentally... I'd suggest that Beef set up a system of collecting/securing the Diamonds, regardless of whatever else he does. I feel like he Beef, should've gotten some Legal Advice.

[@prof.reuniclus21]

Wels was a paralegal in the Army

[@voltmatrix1250]

I think we all knew in our hearts of hearts that Beef would cover the HQ in diorite

[@ionmeth2031]

Trolls iskall. Get new quest, immediately plans to troll iskall again

[@JamesOfEarth]

Cliffhanger alert!

[@pesegolsson]

the diorite swap! "chef's kiss" 🤣

[@Jet-Pack]

What a cliff hanger!

[@darkdragoness5]

The only problem I have with you completing your mission is that you could have added some diorite stairs for ease of access. Though if you ever get this mission again you could challenge yourself to make it more detailed with just diorite.

[@Leblribrbrrq]

Does the POE differentiate between eatable (food) and drinkable (drink)? But honey is really more a food than a drink even though it comes in bottles. In Minecraft, there's not really a difference but then also every potion is food. So is chorus fruit and the poisonous potato, the pufferfish and all the suspicious stews. Milk buckets can also be consumed.

[@nokaye3455]

Awesome music choice for the spooky salmon cave!

[@SoulEaterGT]

I don't know if they know that scar already got a permit for all mob drops to sell 😂 This is gonna be a chaos lol

[@thehotwheelsreviews]

no, its for all mobs, not their drops

[@MrCrownedClown]

Drinking honey restores 6 hunger and 1.2 hunger saturation. I would say everything that restors hunger and saturation is food. But POE POE will make the argument that you drink it not eat it. But i would argue that food can be liquid such as protein shakes.

[@theoreticallyabear2111]

Also: Isn’t it technically Keralis’s stand that he has paid/been paid to put in Half Foods? Is it even a violation to begin with?

[@catboygremlin]

@@theoreticallyabear2111 it is not in violation, no lol

[@manu_faktur]

Holy smokes, what a cliffhanger - as if I wasn't already excited enough for your episodes!

[@martinbat1164]

I find it hilarious how they are plotting against scar who has a death star

[@Nihilore]

honey is a non-newtonian liquid, meaning it's somewhere between a food and a drink but i'd say leans more towards drink lol

[@lomiification]

It's most similar to a paste

[@Kneoria]

ahahahahaha i cannot wait for resurection of hermit court to show us the exciting case of half foods vs the permit office. the entire shennigans with the shops and the mail war with etho are hilarious to me

[@jacobsandage9023]

You guys should sell everything that is considered food in the Minecraft "Balanced Diet" acheavement. That includes things like spider eyes, puffer fish, tropical fish, Honey bottles, and more. XD

[@zorod5475]

Doc will definitely make sure all of your wood shops are sold out before big wood is officially open.

[@Lotster55]

In the words of Brad Pitt... "WHAT'S IN THE BOX??"

[@mrshiccup82]

there is NO WAY you just left us on a cliffhanger !!!

[@Flossman2]

HOW DARE YOU BEEF!! How dare you leave me on a cliffhanger!!

[@bigsponge8943]

I know yall are very busy but I was wondering how slip has been I watched all the play through's more than once growing up and I noticed he hasn't been uploading glad to see your still at it man.

[@cooperjay4823]

I'm a chef, honey is a type of food, anyone saying otherwise doesn't know what they're talking about.

[@lilyb76]

Hey Beef, awesome episode. I'm loving Season ten, I've really enjoyed all the hermit interactions. I hope big salmon doesn't go to hard on you. Excited to see what you have in store for Scar. Get those permits.

[@izzyliberty8720]

oh heck yea malicious compliance! love to see half foods taking a stand!

[@mycroft3322]

You know what you should do is threaten scar by saying you’ll involve the permit office

[@joshmccarty8800]

Pronouncing words correctly is an easy win against scar.

[@15drasedrase]

that ending is so well done!!!! i love how varied your episodes are beef :)

[@pluspluus]

Ah yes the best business strategy: a reverse sale

[@purecheeze3]

"Oh, my goodness" So cool Can't wait for more episodes!

[@tigerlily6968]

Beef don't forget about chorus fruit it's edible as well

[@molly_the_spy]

Don't forget to sell puffer fish. Edit: if you eat puffer fish while in the vicinity of a regeneration beacon something interesting happens. 😂

[@antiichristie]

The stunning conclusion of the mail scam!

[@OliverK1]

Thanks VintageBeef! It wasn't really funny but i laughed so hard regardless when you "fixed up" the platform with Diorite. its the little things sometimes..

[@articus5961]

have the hermits forgot that scar is likein top 3 in the life series, and the winner of the last one?

[@miniciominiciominicio]

"forgotten" has articus forgotten that 3/5 of the hermits in that scene have no clue about the life series let alone anyone's performance in it since they're not apart of the life series and don't watch it? and ren has missed out on 2 of the most recent series, save for his one episode cameo to fill in for tango?

[@AvidEric]

Easy way out. Close your pop up shop and open a proper store. Etho was only allowed to take from the specific chets of that pop up shop.

[@druiddoe]

Aww man a cliff hanger!?! BEEF!!! You're killin me!

[@loupomega]

Not the cliffhanger! It was a great episode Beef!

[@johns9638]

LMAO the diorite part made me laugh so much

[@andreablack1516]

Oh that cliff hanger hurt 😂 I’m dying to know!

[@hereisvictorr]

so about the law suit, who’s gonna build the courtroom

[@cryptonic799]

ALL the food, means ALL the food. Shouldn’t be questioned

[@pocketpumpkinhead]

YES A STORYLINE! IM SO HYPED!! BIG SALMON WOOOOO

[@TomTomErik]

26:17 horse stable has eyes

[@IWillzie]

Beef’s firework is very American for a Canadian lol

[@cynthiaschwab8894]

Left a 👍 because I absolutely adore you after all these years!!! Thank you from the bottom of my heart!!

[@Xraller]

Best cliff hanger ever…

[@Matin_M]

I would've loved it if you only gave him 2 shells, just enough to pass as plural 😂

[@stitrock8595]

16:57 Beef is apparently an unseasoned veteran of minecraft. Better for the heart than the salty ones.

[@jennymay9793]

O my the suspense was real, it looked real spooky 😊.

[@virologicnyan0]

WHAT A CLIFFHANGER!!!! Great episode!!

[@owowarrior864]

CLIFFHANGER WOOOO this new chapter in the big salmon lore is so exciting i love the use of music during that last scene. so ominous, yet gentle and nice to listen to. the chattering in the background as well omg so creepy and the music when building the diorite improvement to the HQ was so fun as well!! ^_^ excited to see where all of these conflicts go! whether it be with the permit office, doc, the neighborhood or iskall >:]

[@crokpot4695]

Etho should watch his back Big Salmon may be coming for him.

[@shanesheffer74]

Love the accatia trap door bridge at the end! why did you leave us with sutch suspention at the end 😭

[@zenzoomies2338]

You very much CAN trap shulkers now with skulkers

[@DavidFillion]

Beef "Keep raising Prices!" He really is turning into Galen Weston

[@finnleyflint]

What a cliffhanger : D Excellent video again Beef! I like yours and Ethos shulker saga via mail so funny.

[@WashYourHands__]

You have Skizz on the inside of the Poe Poe so Big Salmon can easily corrupt the permit office 😈

[@yawnberg]

anyone else notice that Joe's giggle sounds like an allay?

[@ricardopineda4583]

What u gonna do beefy boy??!!??!! I love this arc lol 😂😬😬😬

[@grondhero]

I wish you'd put stairs going up to the Mission HQ. 😆 Oh, the cliff-hanger!!!

[@jasinsdead]

damnit beef, with that ending. genius.