Hermitgang feat. Team S.T.A.R - The Super Weapon

Let's end this Hermitcraft Civil War! Boom! Get rekt G-Team!
Massive shoutouts to:
Written and Produced by Skellythekid from Docm77's Patreon Server
Co-written by Rendog, MajesticTaco, Xisumavoid, Welsknight, ImpulseSV, Docm77, MumboJumbo
Co-produced by Docm77, ImpulseSV, FalseSymmetry, Rendog, Xisumavoid
Grafix: DS - www.ds43m.com/
Noteblock beats by Grandaay: / @grandayy
Lyrics:
Docm77:
it all started when Grian touched my redstone
he played himself like a xylophone set on automatic,
doc Monster is a savage, with technical skill
and crazy vocal acrobatics
im a legend of the NHO, with etho, beef and double O
DocMC is coming for you sevenfold
got rendog and other firemen
to douse the flames that you shoot at this leviathan, iskall can try again
Wels:
You think I'm in hiding, I'm just biding my time
Putting pen to paper, coming up with rhymes
We're the star-studded group that got together just to crush you
Once we start something you know we're gonna see it through
I'm the knight, the Soldier who brings the fight at first light
Y'all had to incite, so now I gotta indict
You're guilty of getting murdered with words
Y'all are out-gunned, go home nerds
Hermit Gang x 16
False:
if you think you can stop the symmetry, that's false
g team is dialing for help, but im ignoring their calls
and when their bodies dissolve, you'll know that falseys on a killing spree
try to stop my pvp and perish painfully
im the queen of hearts, heads and body parts
your diamond armor can't compare to my martial arts
ill send a poison dart to make you breathe your final breath
g team's name will be the only thing left
Impulse:
Caffeinated, animated, redstone innovator
My behavior's crazy, can't phase me, impulse is never lazy
Tango, why would you betray me, now my scope is aiming
Better run for cover from all the ghast balls that I be taming
Without a sound, without no hesitation, my creations are amazing
Better watch your step or the G Team will end up blazing
Who's the better team, there is no controversy
But before it's said and done you'll be begging us for mercy
Hermit Gang x 16
X:
X gone give it to ya, Im gone give it to ya
X gone give it to ya, WHAT
Lyrical boxing, dropping blows on all my foes
And the G Team theyre looking unclean needing some sunscreen
Getting burnt by words to hurt this herd of nerds
Its absurd how my rhymes got them injured
DANGER DANGER
I got lasers to cut em up like razors
Its flexin season and I got flavor
Their weak defenses like trenches and fences
That these dense heads are presenting
They're presenting them alright, they're not very good
I could walk over that, I could jump over that, I could use an ender pearl
I could use my elytra
Come on G Team, jeeze.
Hermit Gang x 16
Rendog:
Now im back, got some things I wanna say
Whats the letter that starts the alphabet, Ay
Ladies gotta get in line, the diggity's be on the way
Cleo dont know who shes freaking with
All the signs say to notify her next of kin
This diggity dog be dropping bombs, nothing but hits
Spit that rhyme again again, cause the message is
I can mumble rap and still be the best there is
Hermit Gang x 16
Mumbo:
Oh you wanted me to do a verse? I'll have to check with G Team-
I mean uh, I'd have to, I'll have to check with my schedule
And see if I can...see if I'm able to do that sort of thing
I'm a busy guy, got lots of ....things to do
Yeah, I mean, I just don't know if its a good idea for me to be part of this song really...

[@docm77]

I made another cool music track with my friends of In Extremo! Check it out here; kzbin.info/www/bejne/aWOXoKSobNyfi9E

[@theanimekid9765]

Great Song but why put G team as Captain America's Team Isn't it in Civl War Ironman basically ends up losing?

[@lukenel29]

I think we can all agree that mumbo had the best line. ;)

[@cherrydragon3120]

Its actualy cool tho :P

[@ub-4630]

Hey Docm77, I'm already subscribed to you but had I known you guys were this cool I would've subscribed to you(doc) earlier. I've been a long hermit fan but on Mumbo and Grian('s) channel. Great upload.

[@Sanjay.2133]

Hey Doc, My response is here! Doc: It all started when Grian touched my redstone Me: That does make sense. He played himself like a xylophone set on automatic, Me: If he did...then does it mean that your redstone is an automatic xylophone Doc Monster is a savage, with technical skill Me: I don't get it. Why do you want to make an automatic xylophone and crazy vocal acrobatics M: Says the person who includes the fact that their redstone is an automatic xylophone I'm a legend of the NHO, with etho, beef and double O M: I'm pretty sure you don't have two O's in your name (bdubs: MMMHHHHMMMM) M: See? Bdubs agrees DocMC is coming for you sevenfold M: Why me? You're not targeting the real enemy, at least to you! Got Rendog and other firemen M: Wait. But that means Team Stupid Terrible And Repugnant extinguish fires. Which they don't. And, Rendog's at the end. to douse the flames that you shoot at this leviathan, Iskall can try again M: Which you don't do. And what should Iskall try again, failing? Because I think you guys did that. Wels: You think I'm in hiding, I'm just biding my time M: To do what? Putting pen to paper, coming up with rhymes M: You take like a year to come up with. While G-Team, I guess do it automatically in response We're the star-studded group that got together just to crush you M: Yes, you guys are the Stupid Terrible And Repugnant team. Once we start something you know we're gonna see it through M: See it through some glass. Hiding. I'm the knight, the Soldier who brings the fight at first light M: Which I would think would not be a good idea, because some fights are at the night. Y'all had to incite, so now I gotta indict M: You're guilty of being murdered with words You're guilty of getting murdered with words M: COPY-CAT! You are guilty! Y'all are out-gunned, go home nerds M: I am a nerd myself, and I am proud. You guys are all strong, but brains beat brawn. Hermit Gang x 16 M: How lousy. You guys can't even come up with something else besides Hermit Gang 16 times. False: if you think you can stop the symmetry, that's false M: You think the symmetry of you guys winning and the other team is thinks the same is false. Wrong! Even though you think just changing your username will work, the true symmetry is that you guys lose, and the other team thinks that you guys will lose. G-team is dialing for help, but I'm ignoring their calls M: You guys are the ones who are dialing for help. Your team name. And usernames. Doc is not a Doctor, Wels is not Well, False Symmetry admits that her symmetry is false, Impulse is not having a pulse, X is not buried treasure, and Ren Dog, is not a dog, he's an outlier. and when their bodies dissolve, you'll know that falseys on a killing spree M: Grammar matters! I know! Falseys is not a word! Besides, you guys are the false ones. You tell lies, and your lie is that you guys are on a killing spree! try to stop my pvp and perish painfully M: Which is still not true! I'm the queen of hearts, heads and body parts M: So lousy! You guys cant' just say queen of people. And the queen of hearts your diamond armor can't compare to my martial arts M: They can. They will break your fists I'll send a poison dart to make you breathe your final breath M: Darts are not Minecraft G-team's name will be the only thing left M: Says the losers, and I forgot who was on your team. I forgot what STAR stood for, so I searched it up and it was not there. You guys didn't have something for STAR to stand for, so I helped you! Impulse: Caffeinated, animated, redstone innovator! M: Thanks for describing me! I am energetic, and always moving. A redstone innovator! My behavior's crazy, can't phase me, impulse is never lazy M: Impulse is without a pulse. You claim that you do, by saying, I'm Pulse, but your name is not Pulse Tango, why would you betray me, now my scope is aiming M: Because Tango knows that your little thing will fail. Everyone knows that Better run for cover from all the ghast balls that I be taming M: Oh yay! As if TNT is not a thing Without a sound, without no hesitation, my creations are amazing M: Better watch your step, or the STAR team will end up blazing! Better watch your step or the G Team will end up blazing M: You're as fake as Wels! Or any of your teammates Who's the better team, there is no controversy M: Yep, G-Team! Oh, it was STAR? There is controversy then. But before it's said and done you'll be begging us for mercy M: Which I'm not! I already said it! Hermit Gang x 16 M: Impulse, you claimed that you were not lazy. But you are lazy enough to put Hermit Gang 16 times here X: X gone give it to ya, I'm gone give it to ya M: You're gone X gone give it to ya, WHAT M: Yes, WHAT! is correct! You are shocked to hear such great words! Lyrical boxing, dropping blows on all my foes M: Thanks for saying my next line! And the G Team they're looking unclean needing some sunscreen M: Um, in case you don't know sunscreen doesn't clean Getting burnt by words to hurt this herd of nerds M: Says the guy who claims that sunscreen cleans Its absurd how my rhymes got them injured M: Are you sure about that? I'm not injured. If you're strong enough to hurt powerful KZbinrs, why not hurt me? Becuase you can't! DANGER DANGER M: Danger! Yes! I'm Danger! Finally! I got lasers to cut em up like razors M: If I'm a danger, and you don't use your lasers, it means you are a coward Its flexin season and I got flavor M: Flavor! I'll have the strawberry flavor, please! Their weak defenses like trenches and fences M: Your builds are TERRIBLE! You aren't futuristic! You are so behind on the times! Futuristic tech always beats past tech That these dense heads are presenting M: Like you! I guess your heads are so dense that you will explode! And lose all of your team's lives! They're presenting them alright, they're not very good M: I know, you're presentation is so horrible! I could walk over that, I could jump over that, I could use an ender pearl M: Are you sure? You could, but you cannot, since your team can't afford to walk, jump, or use an ender pearl... I could use my elytra M: ...Or use an elytra. You do have an elytra, but its broken and you are too poor to mend it Come on G Team, jeeze. M: Finally, you realized that G team has Gs in their name! Yeah, Gs! Hermit Gang x 16 M: See how lonely Ren is? You do 2 players rapping before Hermit Gang 16 times comes up! Ren is lonely, but you don't care Rendog: Now I'm back, got some things I wanna say M: Okay, go on, I don't have anything to say, YET Whats the letter that starts the alphabet, A M: Yes, your presentation is so horrible! I could kill it with the lightest punch in Minecraft, with a weakness potion! Ladies gotta get in line, the diggity's be on the way M: I'm not a lady, and your name is not Diggity. Cleo don't know who shes freaking with M: Excuse me? Who is this Cleo you speak of? Did you mean Gleo? All the signs say to notify her next of kin M: The signs say it is time for mortal peril. For you This diggity dog be dropping bombs, nothing but hits M: You're not a dog, you're an outlier, don't you know that? Spit that rhyme again again, cause the message is M: Again Again? Wow, such a bad rapper I can mumbo rap and still be the best there is M: Mumbo Rap? You can't! You never said Bananas! Hermit Gang x 16 M: Says the losers! Except, Mumbo's not a loser! Mumbo: Oh you wanted me to do a verse? I'll have to check with G Team- Me: See? Mumbo's busy, not lazy like you guys! I mean uh, I'd have to, I'll have to check with my schedule Me: And he has a full schedule! And see if I can...see if I'm able to do that sort of thing Me: Mumbo can even Mumbo rap! I'm a busy guy... Me: He is right! He can redstone, unlike you Doc! I'd have to do a verse. You know. Me: You guys don't know what verse is, do you? BANANAS. Me: That's such a good word! You guys don't put that in your rap! You know. I'd have to do a verse. Me: He has to Mumbo Rap a verse! BANANAS. BANANAS BANANAS. BANANAS. Me: Yes! See? I just don't know if its a good idea for me to be part of this song really... Me: Mumbo, it's a good idea. BTW, it's Mumbo Gumbo.

[@TurkeyTueky]

4 years later: *It all started when Grian touched my redstone*

[@solstice6838]

I love how he quoted that in Season 9 HAHAH

[@mchoot1107]

yeah lmao he said it again. history repeating itself at its finest

[@kimibean3975]

Here we go agaon

[@TheMiningCrafter]

Grian Mumbai and scar becoming somewhat hippies again Although they call themselves buttercups

[@MistCloud.]

LMAO

[@docm77]

A crazy amount of work went into this;-) Have fun guys! Massive shoutouts to Grandaay for the epic noteblock intro! Complete lyrics in the description! 🔥 Feel free to share the vieo everywhere you like. It is free to use for fan remixes;-) Just don't put it up somewhere and sell it on itunes or something weird! Also ElyBeatmaker made a fire remix! Check it out: kzbin.info/www/bejne/mXfTnp2iZ5hrea8

[@shade9592]

This deserves the title of "Super Weapon!"

[@ohtrueyeahnah]

Grandaay!?!?!?!? Wow he is really out here collaborating with EVERYONE! :D

[@Freedom-Live]

Where's the in game note-block version at?!! Doc? Let's see it happen!

[@tsguejay9928]

If only hermitcraft had graffiti. G team base would look so nice and colorful with hermit gang all over it :)

[@manleystanley69]

A crazy amount of work? It was extremely well worth it!

[@stormysamreen7062]

I like how they say "Hermitgang" exactly 64 times. A full stack of Hermitgang.

[@lego6397]

I didn't notice that, thats really cool!

[@J.I.B-theidiot]

maths

[@kerrahernandez4430]

Even when X is trying to be intimidating he's still so dorky and polite about it lol

[@JeffyJeffingtonTowerDefence]

I bet calling the G Team 'nerds' was the worst thing he'd ever done in his life

[@nickygravestock9486]

@@JeffyJeffingtonTowerDefence I know it's a joke and it's pretty funny ngl. I'm just here to tell you that X has admitted to past racism, so not one of the worst things he's done, however his apology was top tier and one of the best I've ever heard. I love X!

[@JeffyJeffingtonTowerDefence]

​@@nickygravestock9486 Yeah ikr. This man is one of the best people I've ever known.

[@meiju1563]

@Annelise Jahn seeing a Hermit swore is very funny to me, idk why lol

[@colewilliams3621]

@zesty_sauce yea I love noise buttons

[@icantotallyanimate3116]

Everyone’s rap has something to do with their names or their specialties or something else, but false’s is just straight up about murder

[@rylox9]

yup, that's what false is about nowadays apparently

[@piguy8876]

Well, murder is one of her specialities. She’s one of the best PVP players on Hermitcraft.

[@totallynotcharles6246]

Yes

[@yogitshankar6348]

nice

[@ananomaly3346]

That’s her specialty, she was the most dangerous ones on the battlefield

[@xisumavoid]

No one of guessed it would end with rhymes! :-D

[@nikolaimyklebust7396]

xisumavoid what is that.

[@mrstephentgarrett]

Now we truly know who X is... it's Busta Rhymes!

[@revdragonus9917]

Busta X in da house! well done

[@rehacraft4453]

Oh X, I just asked me: where the hack is EvilX? A good opportunity for him to make a little bit of trouble - or is he perchance the "Djingler"

[@forge20]

Jeeze!

[@BedirKhan]

X: I could jump over that, I could use an ender pearl, use my elytra." Grian: *sips invisibility potion*

[@JessieTime-gr7px]

Grian: bans elytra

[@ssin1785]

2322 sips of Invisibility Potion

[@h2squared]

When you realise x is the admin

[@hestryherdiyaningsih2621]

Right

[@bb_620]

I think thats mumbo

[@_ash_-hu7mk]

Doc: it all started when Grian touched my redstone Mumbo jumbo: that can be applied to many instances in my life, the first being...

[@hex8109]

HDHSBSSHDHHDHS BEST COMMENT AWARD GOES TO...

[@lone_stick]

Wait, wait, wait, are you sure that’s a road you want to go down?

[@qikst]

Lol

[@megsmith6758]

Mumbo said he makes his farms double in size because Grian tends to come over and help himself 😂

[@Hacker_rex04yt]

Too true

[@impulseSV]

We definitely need to start our own rap group! :P

[@shade9592]

Never lazy?!... Okay impulse, I believe you.

[@ewokblocks2009]

Poor G-Team the seem to get the worst out of any thing.😥 How dare you all insult the Avengers!😭😥

[@teawrecksuk9414]

Great job Dipple Dop!

[@dburgd99]

You sounded awesome!

[@orestisfraSPDR]

man you really sounded like a professional!

[@WelsknightGaming]

Boom goes the dynamite!

[@TheMrTommo]

Indeed

[@monicaquendera]

You were the biggest surprise here, it took me a minute to recognize your voice! Spot on 👌

[@Anymangade]

you got the perfect rap voice. you killed it!

[@tssteelx]

Surprisingly you were the best rapper. bravo.

[@mrstephentgarrett]

Never knew until today that I wanted to hear Welsknight rap... my life is complete 👌👍

[@quinnm1374]

its 2022, youre sitting in your room listening to hermitgang for the first time in your life, you already know that you will never forget this moment

[@esraonur2919]

Someone who understands me

[@MortalAnonymous]

Gasp. I'm not alone...

[@bichplesfugey6276]

Omg i just found this song today and i feel like a part of me was missing O'O

[@_Kamura_]

Goddamn how did you know?

[@AdaVillar]

U watchin me?!😅😂

[@juliarust4909]

"It all started when Grian touched my redstone" I have a feeling this might be on point again....😂😂

[@mohamedhazamy5579]

If only. The war was the best thing ever.

[@levindeed]

@@mohamedhazamy5579 welp, we're definitely getting something like that, Doc's already gathering allies

[@TheMiningCrafter]

@@levindeedso is Grian, now Mumbo’s getting involved.

[@MasterFalkner]

"It all started when Grian took my Front Door."

[@UltraLX]

Haha

[@xARMM4G3D0Nx]

"It all started when Bdubs and Keralis blew up Mount GOATmore"

[@Letheris]

Quiet don’t tell everyone

[@leiragamer6823]

No, we totally don’t know who is stealing the doors 🚪 🚪

[@KImeoke]

Ha ha

[@taitfurlong5799]

Mumbo is like Thor.....Wasnt really there and we don't really understand which side he is on

[@DaniellasAwesomeVideos]

pretty sure mumbo jumbo is on G Team

[@koimeme]

Well its more like cubfan is thor

[@MrBanjoozie]

Mumbo was a Spy pretending he switch to team star Saying he was faking being a mole but he actually was

[@SliferStreaming]

@@MrBanjoozie mumbo was loki in dark world 👀

[@satan6026]

Mumbo was like Black Widow, he worked with team star then switched sides after battle

[@nenyatora]

*Season 6* Docm77 : "Listen, Grian. Nobody touches my bush" *Season 7* Docm77 : *"LISTEN, GRIAN. NOBODY SNIPES MY BUTTON"*

[@saltyfish7512]

Lmao he just swept in

[@potatogaming7044]

Grian I’ll do it again

[@Frog_Wizard801]

Or door

[@LaurenT3G]

Season 8: *_L I S T E N G R I A N_*

[@darkempressofdoom]

Or listen grain nobody steals my door

[@ellahockensmith5881]

star team: were great at pvp and redstone traps that will kill you in one hit alone with a confusing maze and phantoms g-team: we like building and have mole who screams bananas

[@CallMeDX]

uncerrated

[@taramishra2967]

It's clear who wins. The G Team has a bannana screaming mole. How can they not.

[@myamoonen7025]

And the builder bananas still won it was great

[@Pistaa13]

​@@myamoonen7025 Tonthis day Grian never lost a "war" against doc 😂 he is docs kryptonite

[@Keralis]

They touched your bush?! Oh man, the bushes are sacred! This is such a sick beat, lyrics and vocals! Awesome job!

[@WelsknightGaming]

I know, right? One does not simply touch someone else's booshes!

[@Keralis]

@@WelsknightGaming Never! Punished by death! :p

[@jaydengum]

Who knew you still watched hermitcraft :)

[@Joe-jh2gc]

Legend ^^^

[@SamAventoIRL]

Keralis please come back in HermitCraft SS7, we miss you :

[@ThatMumboJumbo]

Next level. Team STAR marketing team are on point.

[@paramasivams4765]

Mr mumbo, I see you're name in the credits, are you still a mole

[@zln3am]

[@anifyulin7306]

Mumbo on the last part make laugh so hard

[@mahendranigade4492]

Molebo gumbo when Joe See's it his words are gonna rain hell on team star ( this is all for fun . Hope it doesn't hurt your feeling . It's just for fun 😉)

[@parthtrap4266]

You had the best verse😂 Just want to tell you that you are my idol when it comes to redstone😀 Please ask Gteam to give a good reply

[@dgwgbigxfuygdvj]

S6: It all started when Grian touched my redstone S7: It all started when Mumbo built THE BUTTON

[@galaxydimensions6057]

Someone needs to make a version 2 of this about season 7

[@Swayto-]

GalaxyDimensions idk if you know this but the person Mumbo recruited can’t be brought up. It’s supposed to be a season secret on who is the Door Bandit. Only 2 people know in hermit craft plus the viewers of the Bandit. YOU CANNOT, AND I CANT STRESS ENOUGH, say who it is.

[@bluesilkwing9408]

S7 update: It all started when Grian put some mycelium in the Shopping District

[@andrewl.9831]

Blue SilkWing It all started when mumbo made hermit challenges

[@bluesilkwing9408]

S7 Update Part 2: It all started when Grian existed

[@redval8036]

“Have you guys seen the tunnel bore that doc made?” Top 10 moments before disaster lol Doc: it all started when Grian touched my redstone

[@capertillar4634]

Did you know they say hermit gang exactly 64 times? a stack of hermit gang.

[@_rileyweaver_637]

Nice

[@inbd157]

A full stack

[@KandiKlover]

I like how the cute little minecraft heads start bobbing when they do :3

[@romanchirin5041]

A full stack :)

[@redflamemakesmusic]

5 times extra would've been better...

[@cubfan]

Baw Gawd that's STAR Team's music! GG STAR Team. G Frickin' G.

[@justanothermobilegamer9158]

Cub, you have one of the best teams

[@mormengil]

Pun intended? :P

[@Carpinchowo]

But you said G...

[@lukeburris1011]

Waiting for Con Corp’s rap to come out “patiently”

[@maskaroni9848]

Luke Burris Now I really want that to happen

[@carlxyruzfrias6289]

No one is gonna talk about how good Welsknight is? I literally had to look at the description because I thought that it was an actual rapper

[@JeffyJeffingtonTowerDefence]

He's just biding his time so he can become an actual rapper

[@toolazytopickaname7284]

Seriously wels was awesome

[@brbdoo]

From what I understand he's the only one who wrote his own verse, too!

[@flash_pineapple075]

Hermitgang in a nutshell Doc; nobody touches my stuff Wels: we are going to crush you False: MURDER Impulse: I am the Redstone engineer X I suuuuma: G-team need to be clean and are burnt Ren: A is the first letter of the alphabet nerds

[@JeffyJeffingtonTowerDefence]

Mumbo: umm I need to check with G tea- I mean my schedule, busy man y' know...

[@psyu2368]

ItzGamerGaming and bananas. tons of em.

[@JeffyJeffingtonTowerDefence]

@@psyu2368 Ya know, you're right

[@theogpogger4029]

A is the first letter of the alphabet nerds 😂😂😂😂

[@iJevin]

Well this aged badly..

[@dawidmiskowiec1770]

Im early... u did this 36 mins ago?? Im so shoooook. Yea i agree

[@brittany6682]

Truly the MVP of G-team by providing the best distraction.

[@spacecat76]

Lol have a nice day dude

[@janellen3677]

tea...

[@eager_99]

You said it

[@rohanrasool]

S.T.A.R: We have red stone G-Team: We have a Grian

[@arro7948]

You mean grain

[@juliehoughton-carey254]

ichangedmynamecuzyouUpshall xD yeah, nobody cares about the excellent builder anymore, we’re more interested in a form of wheat.

[@arro7948]

@@juliehoughton-carey254 you are correct

[@jacobrickard7690]

🤣

[@littlemissrandom6806]

@Asher VanTassell And that dog army she gathered was genius! Who would hurt such adorable good bois - I certainly wouldn't! ♥

[@alejandrocrayola9456]

Season 6: *grian touches red stone, gets rap battle* Season 7: Bdubs accidentally destroyes goat head, gets hunted to the death without rap

[@roodbozz1]

Why is Xisuma's voice always so satisfying?

[@Funkycat2006]

Because it’s X.

[@nautilus8518]

rood bozz the accent

[@Unknown-yo7cz]

Im not sure, something about it makes my ears happy OwO

[@john-davidhare2884]

ikr and rens too

[@philippaokeke7972]

@Rohan Manarkattu No it is very satisfying

[@duckmcfuddle7537]

This video really makes a good first impression... _Listen Grian, NOBODY touches my bush!_

[@UrMom-gu3qv]

187 likes no replys well heres one. hopefully it will catch on

[@barnowlniza7964]

Nobody huh? Well, I know a couple people by the name of Nobody. Can they touch it?

[@Qawa]

And Keralis has the booshes now.

[@NotLaevender]

I have seen bush ppl

[@ashy1687]

Listen Grian, NOBODY touches my BUTTON

[@FalseSymmetry]

We dropped the mic soooooo hard! Take that G-Team! 😏

[@guy_v5521]

you even need go to phyton and give to him back the pisen potato from start the season 6

[@ewokblocks2009]

I was hoping it could be some thing cooler but still it was an ok rap!😀🙂👽💚✝

[@theconquerorGPWM]

Best part was yours False

[@mrstephentgarrett]

False is ruthless!

[@Little_tommy18]

Plot twist they they come back even harder.

[@adrianbuenobarcelona9323]

Doc: It all started when grian touched my redstone Mumbo: First time?

[@nolanfernandez-miro7895]

S.T.A.R team: We have redstone G Team: Well we have... What do we have again? Oh right, We have a Grian

[@frevybalmores3576]

Imagine if poultry man was part of g-team.

[@damianjames4473]

This immediately made me think of the Hulk (😆)

[@RyanIsHere101]

Grian Verse: Hey I’m Apart Of Hermit Gang! Oh Yeah I Also Taught Scar British Slang! You Wanna Mess With Me I’ll Oxidize Your Copper, But If You Just Want Peace I Would Not Make An Offer! Wow Did I Just Write That!

[@CuriousWanderer_]

_When you realize that the _*_'Fork of Friendship'_*_ initiated the war._ The irony. EDIT: Woah~ Swooping 2.7K likes!? EDIT: This comment even surpassed @docm77's comment. OMG.

[@jaroslaveman2733]

That's actually true. 😀 I never thought of it like that. 😀

[@spynderMK]

Did it? I can't remember, can you repeat how it's started?

[@aaronking2020]

@@spynderMK grian and iskall pranked mumbo and gave the "Fork of Friendship". EDIT: then it escalated out of hand

[@porygon-z4503]

Spynder Grian gave Mumbo the fork of friendship while pranking him with iskall, in retaliation, Mumbo gives islall a ton of diorite, which iskall uses to make the bird poop prank on false, then cleo changed the sign… then it really escalated from there

[@princuthapa5987]

@@spynderMK This might not be accurate but this is all I could think of: First grian and iskall pranked Mumbo but gave him the fork of friendship. Then mumbo got revenge on iskall and grian by putting obsidian over shulker boxes and told them to get it without using a pickaxe. Then idk how it is related but iskall pranked false by making the chicken in a grian costume. And then zombie Cleo changed the sign from iskall to rendog. So false thought it was ren who pranked her. Then false used the grian will help u with any prank prize from the grian head hunt. And ren ended up dying to the prank. So ren, doc and impulse pranked zombie Cleo but the iskall changed the sign and lured grian into the prank. Grian thought it was ren and doc who pranked him. So he teamed up with tango dressed as false and mumbo dressed as grian and pranked the stock exchange and touched doc's bush. Meanwhile Cleo teamed up with jevin and joe to prank impulse. Then grian stepped up the prank by putting lava at the end killing impulse. Then Joe pranked grian by pouring lavan on grian's base. Meanwhile doc abducted Sally gri-cough I mean poultry man's chicken. Then Cleo and iskall tried to save her but Sally was killed by a pufferfish. Then Cleo and iskall renamed another chicken Sally. Then the Hermit Craft 6 Civil war Started. Tell me if I missed something. I probably did

[@Tony-tp8yz]

Team Star: **makes fire diss track** G Team: **wins war**

[@yusufamat7392]

@TheRedoRanger PH lmaaaooo

[@brewhagensgirl]

ughh rude :(

[@xxxtankstation3692]

FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER team star: suprised pikachu face

[@Pixelsam7]

Pewdiepie: **makes a fire diss track** T series: **wins**

[@aserbaladjay4308]

@Sam Cro they did win

[@bobaccountingdepartment6616]

We all know G-Team supporters listened to this song more than once😅

[@weird_ghostix3889]

Guilty as charged

[@weird_ghostix3889]

@kian henninger yeah I know. It’s a throwback though

[@gamingjosh7345]

hell yeah, sorry g team if you’re reading this years later

[@heatherferrari2836]

Yeah but Brian till the ne who’s with me

[@lego6397]

Can confirm. How can anyone listen to this once?

[@razordu30]

Ending it with an unsure and hesitant Mumbo was the chef's kiss to a ridiculously good performance. I wish there were reaction videos to this it's so good.

[@greenestt3a]

xisuma's deep accent and his slow rapping skills make it hilarious

[@doornumb]

He got bars tho, that's what matters.

[@astridwikstrom9295]

in a good way

[@delightisbright]

X gon give to you tho

[@de-void1872]

Another thing is he puts alot of ephisise on the last sylable of each line Wich is really good for slower rappers

[@confuseddiluc4972]

@‎ *D A N G E R* *D A N G E R*

[@uprNrdyamr]

BUT HERMITGANG HAS A “G” in it

[@puggergaminggrosso8091]

5up3rN3rdy6am3r OMMGMGMGGMGM GMGMGMGMG G

[@emmaw.8212]

NOT JUST ONE "G" THO TWO TWO "G"S

[@keechoocalzone8712]

Okay but it has 2 G's, therefore it cancels itself out. I think they're good here boys

[@MdHossain-ve5kb]

5up3rN3rdy6am3r EXPOSED

[@jalkahn2685]

So does Rendog

[@kathrinbeckmann6530]

"Oh you want me to do a verse?? Ah, I'd have to check with G-Team...uh- I mean...check with...my schedule..." What a legend

[@neopolis01]

It all started when Grian touched his redstone... Yet again....

[@pikalop]

Mumbo's was obviously the best. XD

[@thejgamer0855]

I think x was the best

[@kocho2304]

You mean moleblo gumbo?

[@nojus7980]

@@kocho2304 molebo gumbo

[@giadabrose6190]

I mean, mumbo was a part of the G all along

[@greenfoods7142]

Nailed It Mumbo jumbo you are afk, I'm gonna take that mustache away, Mumbo Mumbo Mumbo afk, I'm gonna take that mustache away

[@toja2390]

falsie's rap is just pure gold

[@waffthewaffle]

Was your 69th like lol

[@toja2390]

@@waffthewaffle lol didn't even realize that I have more than 2 likes now

[@coals9695]

300th like

[@porygon-z4503]

“im the queen of hearts, heads, and body parts” is a legitimately good lyric, i wanna hear that in a cardi b song

[@TheMiningCrafter]

“It all started when Grian touched my redstone” History really does repeat itself, doesn’t it?

[@DeadgstPersonal]

You said it

[@haleylightcake4844]

4 things: 1. Dang the whole civil war started with a BUSH 2. I love how False’s verse is about murder 3. Grian’s missing his fringe ;-; 4. If only they knew who would win the civil war

[@GeNeG01]

It didn’t start with a bush, the only reason groan did that was because iskall changed a sign

[@haleylightcake4844]

Well doc made this dis track and the civil war started to spiral out of control by Grian touching doc’s bush but yes it started with a chicken in a grian costume

[@olivethehermitfan6179]

ikr!

[@starglowwOS]

Everyone's hat layer is missimg and it's killing me

[@DylanLeVoguer]

Lol grian without the fringe he totally looks like the cod head :D

[@twurtle5908]

Mumbo superior undercover skills 3:50 U have seen nothing....

[@LP-tf6rw]

Other hermits: *Goes to war Cub: I see this as an absolute win

[@immadishaq179]

BANANAS

[@Neno-jn4sk]

Immad Ishaq G team: oh shi-

[@imaginer8826]

The worst part is Impulse is slightly off beat

[@DylanLeVoguer]

Lol we see a civil war, and the convex see diamonds

[@limabean127]

I haven't watched ConCorps perspectives yet, but I can imagine them betting on the teams and individual people.

[@greenrockgirl5150]

Season 7 edition: listen Bdubs, nobody touches my goat, your DONE

[@JeffyJeffingtonTowerDefence]

Listen Grian, nobody snipes my belt, you DONE

[@PhilipHerlitz]

I just started watching Hermitcraft. Started with Season 6. This rap blows me away. And that bit at the end with Mumbo was just the icing on the cake. I hope every season has something like this.

[@youssoufdasilva158]

The ever so confused Mumbo Gumbo 😂😂😂

[@AlphaVoidheart359]

*molebo gumbo

[@garora25]

No, its Molebo Gumbolio.

[@denoww9261]

X's rhymes were insane, wow!

[@stefan_dumitru]

Dinosaur_Weirdo yea, was gonna comment that.

[@strelitziengewachs6362]

man. i can not describe the feeling of sitting in my room in 2019, watching the prank war built up to the civil war and then THIS DROPPING. Genuinely have not felt the same type of pure excitement and disbelief for anything else since then :D the mic got dropped so hard that even now, in 2022, im still coming back and listening to Hermitgang regularly

[@LightningfoxxyMC]

Season 6: “Listen Grian, nobody touches my bush” Season 7: “Listen Grian, nobody snipes my button” Season 8: “Listen Grian, nobody touches my boat” Season 9: “Listen Grian, nobody touches my redstone, nobody touches my perimeter, and nobody touches my dragon”

[@hollowsnx]

Team Star:***Makes Diss track for when we win this war*** Team Star: ***Puts Diss track up before winning the war confident they're gonna win*** G Team: ***Wins war*** Team Star: ***...***

[@dreamerrealms2438]

[@kyanite1434]

And Grian was the one the deal the final blow with the flag

[@hexa3389]

Only if Mumbo had killed Grian at their secret meeting...

[@patotato2435]

Well team star kinda also won If u wanna know how go watch hermitcraft recap

[@noctuabird]

But joe responds to this

[@GoofyGE3K]

I love that welsknight actually sounds like a rapper

[@katem6705]

He sounds the most legit

[@justsomebikerackwithintern686]

Also impulse, in a way.

[@mellowdie-deranged]

nuuuuuu ren!

[@thejgamer0855]

Like the guy who sang here comes the storm from legend of zelda

[@wiekwiek4655]

Ren too!

[@carb_8781]

i got back into hermitcraft after a while and the memories are making me YELL

[@Bala-ki7re]

Wels: "You think I'm in hiding I'm just biding my time..." Well you are the only Team STAR member not there...

[@notallthatskilled]

Ren?

[@DeltaMarek]

Docm and Wells should rap more, they legit got the voice and the talent to become something big with that lmao.

[@rmdcade1717]

Legitimately. False, too. Hell, throw Mumbo in for good measure. :P

[@coreylochan9523]

Ren too

[@TheScorpionCarpenter]

False killed it for me....loved it all...all those folks are great creators...

[@coreylochan9523]

TheScorpionCarpenter false was good too lol

[@maxie9263]

yeah. False too

[@TheMythicalSausage]

Well... That's my new ringtone! HERMITGANG!

[@revdragonus9917]

Clever thinking!

[@shayde_3460]

All I need to know is where can I download it?

[@ik6non712]

Also convert it from mp4(video) to mp3(sound)

[@richlearner2723]

Sausage 😀

[@familytablet6453]

TFW you saw an animation for this and you are now pretty much addicted to these sick beats. even though you saw the war from Grian's POV. and the G team won. and you were rooting for the G team.

[@FharishAhmedPortfolio]

Who else is back here, after the newest Grian video in season 9?

[@Time.for_Goose]

I’m here for the first time ahaha

[@Manipendeh]

X gon' give it to ya, i'm gon' give it to ya, X gon' give it to ya, WHAAAAAAT I died there.

[@Raskolnikov70]

Slay ain't just a game he plays on his second channel....

[@JuneFaramore]

I died when Wels came on but went back down on this one as well.

[@wallacesantos0]

JEez!

[@xamu7961]

S.T.A.R:*epicly murders g-team with disses* Grian:*drinks invisibility pot* S.T.A.R: NANI????!!!!!

[@melly4538]

*なに**

[@duperfg2382]

Hee hee

[@Butterpony]

The profile pic fits

[@stormysamreen7062]

I've never heard Xisuma speaking this fast.

[@RyanIsHere101]

We Need A Bdubs Verse Where He Just Yells You Speak When Spoken To

[@piyushverma7534]

"It all started when grian took my belt"

[@theoutlawprince1304]

"It all started when Grian took my door"

[@kakorotskywalker]

"It all started when Grian spoke redstone"

[@LeiNavI_]

Remember how this started by Cleo changing a sign? Cause I do lmao

[@xma6951]

Remember how this started by Grian tagging Mumbo? Cause I do lmao

[@djedg10]

3:03 “All the signs say...”

[@Kari-tu3fs]

@fasterthanfashion It was inevitable really.

[@Cheetopian_Society]

@fasterthanfashion remember when this all started because of someone making a server? cause I do lmao

[@mariusg9771]

Yes lol

[@mothermoth39]

Came from Grians video. Honestly was cheering for the G-Team through the entire war and I was so happy when they won. But when I heard this I realized all of Hermitcraft, both KZbinrs and viewers, won because we got such an awesome series of events

[@fortie6902]

Finally someone gets it!

[@noodnood9668]

Why do you not have an heart from Doc yet???🙃

[@mothermoth39]

@@noodnood9668 I'm sure Doc is busy doing much more important things than hearting a random comment just cause it got a handful of likes ;P

[@ruru1824]

Mother Moth yeah. G-Team all the way. And is was fricken awesome to watch. My only complaints are that I couldn’t participate 😂

[@mealy57]

Everyone won? Sounds like communism but ok

[@billthedoritoguy4770]

Why is THIS SONG NOT ON SPOTIFY?!?!!

[@gmtacodoggmsd1336]

I love how doc put team star’s heads on iron man’s team where in the movie they loose.

[@grindlord064]

Dang it. I was really hoping to see mumbo doing some rap 😂

[@mysterydragon1340]

G Team should make one too

[@theluckywalrus4913]

Same

[@adrianbuenobarcelona9323]

@@mysterydragon1340 obviosly

[@furkanfbft2858]

Says I could use my elytra. Grian: I banned those

[@xdteam9801]

true

[@-dodup-5970]

Furkan FBFT rekt

[@errornjanelleerrorelle7119]

Oh damn

[@Booooooooooooooooost]

X get denied

[@lilkidplays2989]

Oh yeah.

[@unitds27-delta]

I love how they used the Grian head without his signature fringe

[@idk3284]

no one literally no one Xisouma after wels sing : OOooOoOoOuUUuUU

[@AdamM]

Either these guys are super talented or this just proves how untalented most rappers are these days.

[@kiel183]

OLDHEAD!

[@daisyscheerhoorn]

Why not both? XD

[@richardbonnette490]

Spot on, Adam. :)

[@magister8528]

it’s both they’re are rlly good here (especially doc) and most rappers like you said aren’t very talented

[@ladof.thecentury8912]

Or both

[@pensluo747]

this ABSOLUTELY doesnt feel like its a whole year old

[@joselinnesoto543]

I had to come back and listen to it again. high key bomb lol

[@KImeoke]

You are so right

[@sinx2782]

definitely does not

[@laetitiacarvajal7543]

penelope (yay) yessss

[@kariou8226]

I KNOW RIGHT WTF

[@FlySmooth]

Had to come back here after recent events for that legendary Doc bar “It all started when Grian touched my redstone…”

[@trombone28]

It all started when Grian touched my bush... It all started when Grian touched my button... It all started when Grian touched my goat...

[@dangitnicky]

I'm so glad that Grian messed with y'all redstone. The amount of golden content this season is immense.

[@silentwisperer]

Well, at least we all know you guys got careers in music after youtube! :D

[@roberthong2621]

Fancy seeing you here

[@omranhammadeh993]

Hey silent!

[@silentwisperer]

@@omranhammadeh993 Hey guys! \o/

[@neuromancer8152]

@@silentwisperer hello

[@patotato2435]

Hi

[@LeeGoGators]

Shoutout everyone here after Grian touched Doc’s redstone in season 9

[@doku6255]

I sorta wish the g team made their own and then you two team would have a rap battle

[@ThatKSDude]

Ahahahahaha "x gone give it to you" had me rolling 😂

[@jvyrdn4609]

Danger danger!

[@auhjo8406]

IKR

[@lemon-oi5kl]

Ikr

[@123mubzi5]

Poultry man is the true hero of the servers. Whilst team star is laying down diss tracks Poultry man will be laying some eggs.

[@The0Sketch]

Just perfect 😂👌

[@rigahut12]

Men can't lay eggs

[@MdHossain-ve5kb]

Mubashir RAUF Oh wow that’s a war code reference. Poultry Man, Grian, or Captain Hermitcraft, whoever the hell that guy is, laid the egg, which also means bomb in code that soldiers used in WW2.

[@owi8375]

Oh god😂

[@jvyrdn4609]

I can feel the cringe flowing through this comment

[@Blackbird715]

"It all started when Grian touched my redstone" Mumbo: First time?

[@puppersissage8640]

We all know why were back here were all prepared for a Civil war 2. .0

[@pingshortex2240]

Mumbo at the end though

[@ggxelpaz486]

BaNanAs

[@lefthandedglasses5241]

0:16 Doc: Im a Legend of the NHO, with Etho, Beef and Double O! That was a sick line!!

[@Cyberpotato-ki3br]

Super sick, till u realized he rhymed O with O... But that just makes it better!

[@Spazzentis]

yeah just the Level of Brotherhood these guys have !!

[@daltagnan230]

It's such an nHo thing to be like "Oh. I'm not SUPPOSE to rhyme the same words together? Well I'm gonna do it anyways!"

[@robynblanchard4015]

That was a nice rhyme.

[@eswing2153]

‘Cause he’s just that good. ... he caused JoeHills to take a life off the board. Insane!

[@justyouraveragenerd5152]

"It all started when grian touched my redstone" oh no, it's happening again!!

[@handsmcneil]

Almost 5 years later this is still a banger

[@draagedeh1983]

“It all started when Grian touched my redstone” Doesn’t it all?

[@quitefrankly5898]

omg lmao

[@RaptorKingoftheWest]

Draagedeh True, that and the Fork of friendship

[@lulud1951]

So true

[@lukasvanduch7869]

Honestly even this "my" is not needed there... Enough he just touch ANY redstone and shit starts 😅

[@rubixtheslime]

@@lukasvanduch7869 are we just gonna ignore the time in s6 when grian successfully repaired a TNT duper?

[@teawrecksuk9414]

That was AMAZING!!!! I would never have guessed that Wels could spit like that! My 8year old is singing ‘Hermitgang, Hermitgang, Hermitgang’ in the bath 😂

[@HarelKing_]

In 2019 Grian started a civil war on season 6, and now, four years later on season 9 another civil war is started by Grian.

[@dragendghast]

It has happened again, Grian touched Doc's redstone, it's all going down again...

[@flashnrt]

Holy crap! That was fire, I wish G-Team could’ve done a response before the war ended (because I’m a definite supporter of G-Team), but that was still fire! 🔥 Edit: I know Joe Hills did, I want(ed) all of G-Team to do a response, but I get it, Joe did, stop commenting that, please, all the notifications are getting a bit annoying.

[@mr_dodex]

Totaly

[@Noctem_pasa]

They still always could do a response if they (we) really wanted to see that

[@David-2444]

Doc actually shouldn’t put himself as iron-man side and Grian as Cap. Amer., as the result of Cap. Amer. 3 is Captain win, which is the same as the result of this Hermitcraft Civil war...

[@whitewings4999]

Well Joe did do a rap back, but he couldn't get all the hermits on G team to wrap it

[@itsdraby8435]

I feel like G team should do a response for fun. The war may be over, but the fun doesn't have to end!

[@lilarayne]

I'll be honest. This all started with a mumbo losing his trident.

[@williamodi]

Why did i read that in a Super Mario accent?

[@lilarayne]

@@williamodi i have no idea!

[@tenniscrabs]

Wait, how did mumbo’s trident start this. I don’t really remember

[@alanfam1263]

What about the chicken prank? that lead to a massive chain of misdirected pranks, the fork of friendship just lead to mumbo being mildly annoying to grian and iskall

[@r3digit]

I think it was the chicken poop prank that actually started this

[@ngelRedBrittnie]

The mumbo bit had me dead i swear to god im so glad i started watching grian and it led me to this xD

[@kolazhu3475]

same lol

[@morningfield7285]

This is going to become relevant again... Grian just build the back of your base mate

[@manuplays4556]

The greatest crossover doesnt Exis.......... HERMIT GANG

[@LunealSky]

Wooooooow...

[@annihia3538]

Memes

[@DonMarquinho]

don't know how we get here, but i'm glad we did

[@Evil_Anvil]

That sentence should be the whole script of this week's Hermitcraft Recap ^^

[@askaliu2943]

once upon a time... there was a young man named Grian... and he joined Hermitcraft... XDDDDDDDDDD

[@Chriscsg89]

I just discovered this from watching Xisuma on the imp and skizz podcast, and I am so glad they mentioned it. This is the greatest thing I have ever seen come from Hermitcraft. The creativity, its just beautiful. And the fact that it actually just sounds good, even being a silly rap by nature. Wels absolutely killed this, Falses verse was amazing. Everyone just brought their A game and it shows. Well done!