Herschel Walker's Bizarre Tangent: I'd Rather Be a Werewolf Than a Vampire

[@amethystsavage4018]

Keep in mind that 1.9 million ppl want this man as a US Senator

[@Watermelon_Man92]

He sounds like he belongs in the local comedy club. The GOP was really thinking outside of the box on this one.

[@kt550]

PA just elected a stroke victim?

[@mab7175]

Well, who voted for Herschel Walker. Trumpster/Republican Cult Clan Members. They suffer from incurable Trumpsterism Schizophrenia. All you can expect from Trumpster/Republican Cult Members is psychotic behavior.

[@1.culturechanger]

@@kt550 Are you against Americans With Disability ?

[@brittneybabeee4031]

@@kt550 And? He isn’t a nitwit like Walker.

[@alanmorris7669]

Just because Herschel Walker scored a few touchdowns for the Dallas Cowboys and became a millionaire doesn't mean that he would make a good legislator for the Senate.

[@fpineros9189]

exactly

[@meisteremm]

He might make a good Werewolf, though.

[@swynne926]

He is an absolute legend at uga which is where he was running

[@Helmuesi911]

And he’s the smartest one in that crowd of people.. let that sink in.

[@freshstart4423]

Stop. USA is battling corruption in Healthcare, manufacturing, banking, and the people are poisoned by Chemicals in the food supply. Its serious.

[@j.1684]

😭😭😭

[@DarklordZagarna]

He's not going to the US Senate, but I would no-joke pay cash money to see him give a standup routine.

[@movieman223]

I'm the 100th like, just saying

[@asheronwindspear552]

Concussions have a serious impact on your life, kids protect yourselves so that this doesn't happen to you.

[@asheronwindspear552]

@Introspection 🦉 and how does that affect you personally? What part of you daily routine has changed because someone wants to be addressed in a certain way? C'mon give me a serious answer here.

[@StanBear69]

@Introspection 🦉 SMART

[@kt550]

What about strokes?

[@asheronwindspear552]

@@kt550 Two of my family members have had strokes while in their last thirties, while the was a short period of time where they couldn't remember the right words for things they are both fine now.

[@CChrist-mh4mk]

@@kt550 you can recover from strokes. You can’t recover from CTE.

[@hherroyal05]

I remember watching this last month and thinking that those were 3 minutes of my life I will never get back again.

[@mtntime1]

No words. There are people who voted for this guy? I refuse to believe that.

[@rommix0]

They also voted for Trump. Believe it.

[@notaspy1227]

If this man wins am moving to Nepal.

[@beeragainsthumanity1420]

"Katmandu" Bob Seger

[@seanconnolly5968]

We’ll help you pack!

[@joecracker78]

Best comment I have read today 😂😂😂

[@davidnavarro4821]

When Warnock defeats Walker we can say: *the vampire* 🧛 *has defeated the werewolf* 🐺

[@freshstart4423]

Thats not funny. Warnock supports scams and doesn't have the revelation of Jesus Christ.

[@samfields3086]

The 🧛‍♂️ has defeated the Werewolf 😂

[@joshuabellan6587]

So Fright Night is probably my favorite vampire movie of all time. There are 4 Fright Night movies and I've seen them only 3 of them (there was a direct to home movie that came out in 2013 that I skipped), I don't know what Fright Night he watched, but very little of what he described is in the movie. The vampire lives next door not in the attic and he doesn't wear a black suit or descends from ceiling.

[@MistaShock]

If he's talking about "Fright Night", there are no werewolves in that movie. There's a scene where a kid turns into a wolf but he is killed by the actor who he claims doesn't have faith. This dude is seriously delusional!

[@MistaShock]

Not to mention both are fictional characters lol

[@durapoker]

I wouldn't say very little of what he said was in there. Kids asking the actor from the TV show to kill a vampire is real. The cross thing is real. You picked out the most important details. I haven't seen the movie in probably 20 years or more but from what I remember a good bit of what he said was in the movie.

[@durapoker]

@@MistaShock he didn't say there was a werewolf in the movie. He said a werewolf can kill a vampire... Then explained the movie with no mention of a werewolf. There's PLENTY to make fun of or dislike about him... But uou guys are reaching on this one.

[@joshuabellan6587]

@@durapoker well he said they won a contest as opposed to what actually happens which is Charlie goes to Peter first who shrugs him off and then Amy and Ed go to him and essentially pay him. The cross scene happens but Peter doesn't put it up against Jerry's head, he puts it on Ed's head. Peter holds the cross in front of Jerry who then laughs and breaks it and has the line about needing faith

[@Dragonfly_Guru]

Vampires are Challenge Rating 13 and have minimum intelligence score of +3 and the capability of spell-casting as well as mastering martial weapons (more than likely silvered). That’s before even taking into consideration their use of 3 legendary actions per day. Werewolves are challenge rating 3 creatures with a flat intelligence score. With 58 hit points, a single cast of the Blight spell, using a 5th level spell slot, can deal 9d8 damage to a werewolf. Vampires can cast that spell at 4th level for 8d8 3 more times and at a range of 30ft. Vampires also have 144 hit points as spell-caster so even if a werewolf had free turns it would take, on average, 10 turns to kill a vampire even with its multiattack. This is if the vampire doesn’t just get bored and take a Charm humanoid action and command the lycanthrope to do its bidding because, big surprise, werewolves also have a +0 to wisdom meaning they have to make a flat roll of 17 or higher to resist being turned into a house pet. Just playing devil’s advocate here 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@sylph8005]

Are werewolves humanoids and not monstrosities or something?

[@stefanosauruspaleofartis5830]

Poor Herschel! He just missed Halloween...

[@hilakummins3304]

with Mr Walker every day is Halloween 🎃🏈

[@Mannydamon]

Freak Night or Freaky Friday 🤪

[@freshstart4423]

Biden's story about a black boy and cockroaches was worse. Warnock has a genetic disorder from inbreeding and can't think independently. That's why the church took him in all those years. Walker at least has more courage then other men in Georgia to contest Warnock. Walker has economic experience creating jobs under unprecedented times with a pandemic.

[@0098Elaine]

Scary is that people actually vote for him? UGH

[@kt550]

What just happened in PA?

[@saidaalvarado2168]

He’s a cop , he’s a vampire, he’s also a werewolf

[@jatashiejohnson8468]

LMBO 😂🤣😭🤣🤣Best comment You forgot FBI.😂

[@beckerg04]

He's comparing Warnock to a vampire while having the mental capacity of Frankenstein's monster 🤦‍♂️

[@Rinihime]

lbf, Frankeinstein's monster was at least able to talk more eloquently. "Oh, Frankenstein, be not equitable to every other and trample upon me alone, to whom thy justice, and even thy clemency and affection, is most due. Remember that I am thy creature; I ought to be thy Adam, but I am rather the fallen angel, whom thou drivest from joy for no misdeed. Everywhere I see bliss, from which I alone am irrevocably excluded. I was benevolent and good; misery made me a fiend. Make me happy, and I shall again be virtuous." Walker can barely string two coherent truths together.

[@SBHJG]

Frankenstein’s monster in the story was actually really smart and well-spoken. You should edit this comment lol

[@iantaakalla8180]

Heck, Walker might as well be Victor Frankenstein. Not in terms of intelligence, but in cruelty.

[@rammongreen2167]

“Sir, this is a Wendy’s.”

[@noaht3087]

Yup! 😅

[@dfletcher532]

🤣🤣🤣

[@notaspy1227]

“We serve food here sir”

[@harryelizabethkelly8566]

He's making people that like werewolf look bad. 😂

[@kw9568]

They are deeply offended! He's about to get canceled werewolf and vampires are on the endangered species list! Lol! 😅

[@harryelizabethkelly8566]

@@kw9568 😂😂😂

[@백프랑]

Including those with mad respect towards Professor Lupin. He was by far the most solid Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, as well as one of the most grounded, faithful characters throughout the series, despite his relatively short amount of appearances. All respect to the werewolf above. DADA!!!!

[@roshi_blackent.88]

If he would have done this back when twilight was a big thing, this man would have been hunted down by the Jacob fans😂😂

[@pyaesone1682]

💜

[@evenflowsteven]

I really, really don’t want Walker to win. But I can’t stop thinking about him on the House floor giving a speech. It would be so glorious.

[@John-Smith02]

No it wouldn't

[@beeragainsthumanity1420]

The GOP will only take him out of storage when it's time for a vote... otherwise, he'll be shunned by all but the crazies who will manipulate him for publicity.

[@jatashiejohnson8468]

@@beeragainsthumanity1420 Exactly. He's going be a seat warmer, but I have a feeling he would go berserk cuz they will not take him and his suggestions seriously.

[@Then.]

Yes, this is the person whom we would pick to represent us solving important and complex social, economic, environmental, and ethical problems.

[@Communism.is.a.cancer]

You chose biden.

[@gaylegerard3734]

@@Communism.is.a.cancer Fascism and puppet governments are the cancer that the GOPper Fascist Party hath brought forth.

[@Communism.is.a.cancer]

@@gaylegerard3734 and now go back to school and learn how to write.

[@Chuck_Houck_Coop]

I think he hit the nail square on the head. His analogy is that people may think they look cool if they drive a Porsche Cayman, but a Toyota Camry is more comfortable, will last longer, and will save you money in the long-run. That's the point he was trying to make, right?

[@matthewrouge]

Definitely something like that.

[@freshstart4423]

The Biden story about a black boy and cockroaches was worse.

[@quesoqueso7598]

He should have said that instead of speaking in metaphors.

[@CZuck83]

Somebody showed him an episode of Sesame Street, and now he thinks all Vampires have to be able to count to 10.

[@jaybomb8371]

The classic example of "too many head knocks" in action.

[@monarchist1838]

How do you account for Biden? Too much ice cream and focusing on children?

[@LazyCloud9]

Georgia, do better.

[@kt550]

Pennsylvania?

[@JohnDoe-zz7on]

Herschel was really reaching with that werewolf and vampire bit. Got to have faith. Got it.

[@jatashiejohnson8468]

Right. Having faith and creatures that kill or having faith in creatures that kill. Like, I'm so confused 😕

[@iantaakalla8180]

I thought Walker was doing a humorous bit to soften the crowd up before he was making his political point, as an attempt to be relatable.

[@oooohkaye2302]

And people voted to send this guy to the Senate…

[@jdf9456]

Lol yeah almost as bad as Fetterman

[@darryljack6612]

Alternate title the horrors of playing football.

[@firstlast8258]

Gladiator sport

[@doublebreasted1422]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dentatusdentatus1592]

To be fair, I didn't know a werewolf can kill a vampire. 😂😂🤣🤣

[@fionamurray8347]

😂🤣❤️🍀

[@jatashiejohnson8468]

Vampires are pretty fast, but that's the least of our worries if you ask me. When Russia is having full blown PMS and now China and Lil'Kjm of N. Korea wants to start. This fool talking about he wants to be a werewolf.😐

[@steelcastle5616]

Eddie Murphy's "Buckwheat" character is more understandable than Herschel Walker. How much longer is Georgia willing to publically support this confused clown? With Herschel and Palin, Trump can confidently walk into a room and be assured he's the smartest in there.

[@jatashiejohnson8468]

Lol🤣🤣🤣For real. I don't know what this fool is talking about. So, just imagine this clown in the Senate. Words, laws, and order would go over his head. When ppl, not taking his suggestions... he's gonna go crazy. This is something serious.

[@michaelsanders4104]

He’ll be the GOP go-to for a Filibuster with material like this.

[@Javier-mp2vg]

The laughters started fading towards the middle. Lol 😅

[@firstlast8258]

🎭

[@jatashiejohnson8468]

Lol 😂😂I noticed that. That's when they realized...he's crazy🤪

[@AmericanVermin]

Let him write legislation please.

[@2mikesalerno]

LoL 🤣

[@kt550]

Remember when Pennsylvania elected a stroke victim into the senate?

[@SuperDBZz]

Every I will come back and watch this video for a great laugh and thank God he didn't win.

[@AtomicAtom87]

This man sounds like my alcoholic father after a drink. DADDY IS THAT YOU?! 🍺🥃🍸🍹

[@m.coleman]

👀 Might be!

[@no1ofimport271]

@@m.coleman lol you beat me to it.🤣

[@jatashiejohnson8468]

LMBO 😂🤣This is his sober self...just imagine this fool getting drunk.🤣

[@thatgirlkells5505]

OMG🥴🥴🥴🥴!!!!!

[@samoryTure]

This shouldn't even be close let alone a runoff. Smh

[@77Creation]

“He floatin’ from the sillin’ lookin’ goood and cool.” 😂

[@crystalfrench2425]

☠☠☠

[@MsGrapeNehi]

Herschel Walker is living proof that the GOP would vote for a potted ficus if it ran on the Republican ticket.

[@kt550]

Explain biden and fetterman

[@kcrknp]

Stupidity is a feature, not a bug for the GOP

[@kcrknp]

@@kt550 Explain the usefulness of whataboutism in favor of addressing the concern stated.

[@beeragainsthumanity1420]

@@kt550 Are you talking about actual politicians that actually speak to policy?

[@roshi_blackent.88]

@@kt550 are you really about to go to every single comment and cry about ppl trashing your werewolf God hershel walker?

[@barowt]

And now I know what I sound like when describing my favorite movie to people who just don't care..

[@jatashiejohnson8468]

Lol😂🤣

[@21stcenturyhiphop]

" You gotta have faith. You know who else had faith? George Michael. Faith was a vampire. She was mad at Buffy at one point. You need a steak to kill a vampire. I eat steak. Why don't you"? Herschel Walker, probably.

[@jatashiejohnson8468]

LMBO 🤣😂😂 it's the rambling on for me

[@steelcastle5616]

God help Georgia if Herschel ever watches an Avengers movie. He'll stop wanting to be a werewolf and start walking around with a shiny metal (honorary) glove.

[@MikaelaJoArroyo]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@freshstart4423]

Walker has more experience in the USA economy as a profession athlete and a business owner struggling through covid than Obama, Biden and Warnock put together. USA provides regulated minimum wages, safety regulations for workers, labor laws protecting children, workers compensation, life insurance, social security, Medicare and Medicare, etc.

[@steelcastle5616]

@@freshstart4423 I had to come back. Every business he said he ever "ran," he's lied about. Ever find the 6 hospitals he said he managed (no one has yet to find even one). He said he graduated from Georgia (in the top 1 percent), and that was an obvious lie. Now you want to put him in one of the highest executive positions in the state of Georgia, and all he wants to do now is be a "werewolf". I can't tell who the biggest fool is, Herschel or his supporters.

[@jatashiejohnson8468]

@@steelcastle5616 You executed that perfectly👏🏾😂. He's a f*cking embarrassment and lair. He wanted to have a shoot out with the police. Really? This fool gets in the Senate and go loca they really gonna have a problem. Not voting for that nut.

[@BangBang-hk4rg]

He even threw some George Michael lyrics in there at the end 🤣🤘

[@jatashiejohnson8468]

Lol😂🤣🤣, but not in him. I have more faith in George Michael than this clown...and he's dead. Herschel Walker is equivalent to The Walking Dead.

[@andrewjones_fitness]

The way this man just tried to segway this vampire story back to faith in america was really something.

[@meisteremm]

The things that I look for in a potential Senator are grass roots, no nonsense, common sense approaches to dealing with America's growing Nosferatu problem. We've tried garlic, and we've tried crucifixes and holy water, but all of those career politicians in Washington haven't done much of anything to help. Herschel Walker could have been the one to lead us in our fight against the undead; like he said himself, a Werewolf can kill a Vampire. America missed out.

[@daveyboymus3621]

CTE is a real problem in sports.

[@kt550]

What about strokes?

[@daveyboymus3621]

People with strokes aren’t talking about werewolves and vampires at rallies. Even if they were, people in PA made their choice.

[@CChrist-mh4mk]

@@kt550 you can recover from strokes. You physically can’t recover from CTE.

[@kevinychou]

People who voted for him: "I was waiting for your werewolf story to reaffirm my vote again!"

[@freshstart4423]

Thats not funny. Our country needs new candidates. Seriously. People in Georgia need to step up.

[@thatgirlkells5505]

🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴

[@bezarker68]

Herschel Walker played football when the helmets were soft...

[@amalgamatedgioconda266]

we rlly got unlucky cuz there has to be a timeline not too far off from this one where Herschel Walker is the funniest podcaster of all time and not the dumbest and subsequently the scariest senate candidate of 2022

[@frod9059]

Unbelievable 🤯!

[@jaredtaylor7826]

Imagine him being a senator and they ask his opinion on a life changing manner and he starts talking like this

[@macavalli2619]

Well it's better than the talking puppets who say whatever on the teleprompter

[@jatashiejohnson8468]

Exactly. Or imagine his colleagues not taking his suggestions seriously. He's gonna go crazy. He already said "am mad at trump for lair...he didn't ask me to run".

[@TheAmazingBladezo]

Herschel, you're trying to be a Senator. So, who do you think would win in a fight: Frankenberry or Count Chocula?

[@jatashiejohnson8468]

LMBO 😂🤣🤣

[@nopenopenope14]

Ok, so this underrated comment deserves more likes. Lmao

[@thatgirlkells5505]

Hahaha 😆 😂 😆 😂!!!!!

[@rr7firefly]

That's just not fair. Toucan Sam should be considered in any important contest.

[@roberttharpe8627]

Bless his heart…😂

[@firstlast8258]

🎭

[@steelcastle5616]

Cause CTE has got his brain.

[@j84martinez44]

The poor simpleton

[@nopenopenope14]

People from the North when they hear that quote: "Thanks!" People from the South when they hear that quote: "F**k you and everyone you know and love bub."

[@edgarblanchard4756]

Parents this is a perfect example why you shouldn't let your kids to eat ButterNut candy bars!!!

[@theultimatereductionist7592]

ButterNut candy bars? Herschel ate the wrappers!

[@jackburton2680]

Half of the people in Georgia feels this man is intelligent and that he is THE best person in the entire state to lead them and represent their best interests and that he knows what's best for the Georgia economy

[@gravietatoes]

Nah. It's less than half and they're voting for him simply because he's not a Democrat.

[@jackburton2680]

@@gravietatoes close enough to half to drive a revote. And it says a lot about the republicans of Georgia if they ended up with a "only votin for him cuz he's my party" situation. Fact is, republicans of georgia as a whole said, "herschel Walker is THE best person to represent us". That says a lot about said georgians. Def not an intelligent bunch.

[@Cua-tanet]

You're a vampire who was beaten by Werewolf! No! Wait! You were beaten by a Warnock! Yep, Warnocks are cool!

[@charlestownsend9280]

So you need faith in politicians for them to do their job well? I don't think that's how it works. If it's about trusting a politician, doing their job well first would go a long way in getting that trust and having a good track record if it's their first time in that role. Why does he have to talk about vampires and werewolves, why not just say that he's trustable and why he's trustable?

[@jatashiejohnson8468]

Because he was talk into something that he doesn't have a clue about. He's like a child that hasn't done his homework/report stands up in front of the class and ramble on. He's a pawn.

[@mr_bluegreen2214]

Did he make Werewolves uncool now?

[@johnc3525]

Only if you think Walker is cool.

[@simpleplanfan011]

Oh thank god this crazy person lost.

[@nopenopenope14]

He reminds me of my shiny uncle who showed up high and drunk AF at the family reunion. Lmao

[@jatashiejohnson8468]

Just rambling on

[@timshanemelton]

I get what he's talking about .Personally I reside in a community living facility full of ghosts. There's a Zombie or two but they pretty much keep to themselves

[@jatashiejohnson8468]

Lol😂🤣🤣

[@johnc3525]

Do you live in a cemetery?

[@ih8study]

His supporters are only looking for the words "Faith". He can say whatever he wants and they'll fill in the blanks to hear what they want to hear after

[@theultimatereductionist7592]

BOOM! This!

[@unknownsample4801]

maybe we can get a bunch of comedians to GA like Bill Burr, Dave Chappelle ect ect to roast walker XD

[@jatashiejohnson8468]

They would have plenty of material to work with. 😂😂

[@nonyabiz8855]

“Since we don’t control the air, our good air decided to float over to China’s bad air. So when China gets our good air, their bad air got to move. So it moves over to our good air space. Then - now we got we to clean that back up.”----- Herchel Waker

[@thatgirlkells5505]

🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴

[@punkrockstar]

He’s charming and ran a good race, he kept people engaged. Highest voter turn out in Georgia history and for a Senate seat. Very impressive and good job to both men for running an energizing campaign.

[@2906justblaze]

Talking about the real issues in America.

[@mobrocket]

Wow.. what a great speaker... Legendary. We don't deserve such a genius in Congress I forgot where he got his PhD from, was it Harvard or MIT?

[@jatashiejohnson8468]

Neither...they never heard of him.

[@mobrocket]

@@jatashiejohnson8468 oh.. he was an Oxford man... Got it

[@jatashiejohnson8468]

@@mobrocket Lol😂🤣nope. Maybe School Of Oops Up Side The Head.

[@yeshuabenyehova]

His point was that some people watch other people watching TV, about werewolves and vampires.... How do you not understand??? 😆😆😆

[@kcrknp]

oh we understand we're just not excusing the obvious mental disability like you are

[@bettertomorrow791]

Exactly, werewolves and vampires are the monsters our country is facing right now, not inflation and not crime.

[@hurtfeelings8709]

And maybe we need a program for the vampires watching uh uh werewolves das uh watchin these keeeds

[@StevesSlideandJazz]

Wow, you speak dat language dat hershel be talkin? He splaining how dumb he be.

[@jatashiejohnson8468]

@@StevesSlideandJazz Lol😂😂

[@nc5809]

Thank God he lost. It terrifies me how many people voted for him.

[@jackcasse]

Every time watch a Herschel Walker speech, I mistake it for a new Bad Lip Reading upload.

[@dfletcher532]

Bet his next rally he'll talk about the second movie

[@beeragainsthumanity1420]

...or Toy Story.

[@jatashiejohnson8468]

Or how he had a dream about building the biggest boat that carried all the animals 2 by 2. Male and female.

[@zopound94]

It’s the powers that be within the 1% wants his personality to represent Georgia!!!! Let’s see where this goes! We either laughter or cry after all is said and done.

[@Watermelon_Man92]

This guy is a candidate for senator? He sounds like a stand up comedian.

[@TowelsKingdom]

It honestly feels like im watching a stand up routine

[@bobbys9232]

Our planet is being taken over by cartoon characters...

[@brsu184]

Herschel Walker winning the senate seat is truly a scary thought but what if Trump wins for president again and make Herschel Walker his vice president now that would be horrific and super scary

[@steven7936]

The werewolf vs vampire comment was what killed it. Clearly this guy is off script and is mixing different movies together.

[@SuperBullaMan]

Fright Night, but there's no Werewolves in the movie. he could of referenced Underworld, just needed to research it a bit more

[@Ipetam]

Herschel, every Vampire Diaries fan knows that a werewolf bite is poisonous to vampires.

[@jatashiejohnson8468]

Vampire are faster. I don't know, not a fan. But I think he would be great in "The Walking Dead".

[@minetruly]

I loved that story! It was funny, colorful, and it turned out to be a message about having faith. Idk why people are hating on it. I want to hear more fun speeches like this! Engage your audience! Werewolves rule!

[@noaht3087]

I think he might be describing the documentary "The Nightmares of Concussion" 😵‍💫

[@nakialee8436]

I don't even know wtf is happening at this point.

[@Rescue162]

I think it was funny. I think Hershel Walker is a great comedian.

[@StevesSlideandJazz]

But a U.S. Senator? Nope.

[@jatashiejohnson8468]

I don't think I would want to be in his audience he may lose his temper and his mind at any moment. He already said he was "mad at Trump for telling a lie". Sounds like trouble 😬🤣😂

[@reesie54]

He is still the smartest Republican out there

[@jwheeler1106]

I just want to know is he talking about the original Fright Night or the remake?

[@newkirk7591]

Wow and people actually voted for him, Wake up Georgia

[@davemathew]

And this speech catapulted Hershall Walker to the republican nomination in 2024.

[@kickinghorse2405]

This actually tells a lot about this individual. If we pay attention, he says he wanted to be an essence-stealing progenitor until he discovered that a shape-shifing menace has enough power to subdue the former. "I have no semblance of soul so I don't care about what you think or feel. I want to take all of your power, and I'll say what needs to be said and do what needs to be done. In spite of myself, my family, and my nation." Most politicians say and do these things at some point in their careers. Most. Not all. They don't actually ramble about them on a stage in front of the world, I'll give you that.

[@jatashiejohnson8468]

Vampire are extremely fast🤷🏾‍♀️. Either way, I do believe vampire or werewolf would be an improvement

[@thisismyrealname2860]

At this point he should just wear a helmet 24/7

[@jatashiejohnson8468]

LMBO 🤣🤣🤣YEEESSSS

[@Goodmanliveforever33]

This man make the whole NFL look so sad.

[@jatashiejohnson8468]

He does. They need to started checking those guys more often. This is so serious. Jesus

[@J-Hue]

Somebody tell Forrest Gump to come get his friend.

[@jatashiejohnson8468]

This must be the friend that didn't make the cut in the movie. Bubba was smarter than this dude.🤣😂

[@TheKharymusic]

I would definitely vote for this guy for werewolf.

[@Orpheus_x]

I understand… that you understand what you’re saying to you.

[@JP-yf6ws]

Seems to meet the threshold for politicians these days. When did integrity, morality, intelligence and science loose all value in politics.

[@StevesSlideandJazz]

When republicans realized they had broken education and turned out two generations of dumbed down social morons.

[@Enbix]

I thought this was a dub. I can't believe this is real lol.

[@9c1box]

The bridge between Vampires, Werewolves and Senators never connected for me...🤦🏾‍♂️

[@-HighTide]

George Carlin, "Think of how stupid the _average_ person is, and realize that half of them are stupider than that."

[@jatashiejohnson8468]

Our worst nightmare🤣🤣

[@pepetovar5012]

we need more vamps in congress

[@jorgev6077]

English is my second language but even I speak coherently

[@jatashiejohnson8468]

Lol😂😂

[@kennypowerz1267]

WTF is he talking about. Vampires? Werewolves? This guy wants to be a fictional animal? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mikecynic5167]

"You know I'm kind of stupid, but I'm still talking though"

[@fulcifan6946]

Fright Night is a great movie. I approve this message.

[@cptairwolf]

Werewolves and vampires watching now and just shaking their heads in disgust.

[@marcocasinha2216]

Here in portugal we literally laugh so hard with his comenfs that hurted my lungs oomggg is this a candidate of what

[@scotttaylor1841]

talking about the real issues!

[@zoo05zoo]

The GOP should be ashamed for fielding this guy as a candidate for the Senate. It's literally one of the most important positions in the state and by extent, the country. Yet, they were willing to have this guy represent them as a senator, just for political power. Absolutely shameful.