Heston's Perfect Crispy Roast Chicken - part 1 - BBC

[@AL__EX]

Ingredients for the recipe - one 3-4 lbs Chicken Lake Tahoe

[@saryarohit2925]

I busted out laughing. Lots of funny comments, but only yours made me LOL. Thanks, stranger!

[@arthursaey]

Dude haha

[@sfantuvoid7955]

:))))

[@karimpoonawala6498]

Man yours was the best comment ever lol

[@Saranaprasadam]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Bhatt_Hole]

I wanted to make this wonderful recipe for my daughters 10th birthday party. When it was finished, she and her grandchildren said it was the best chicken they'd ever eaten. Worth the effort!

[@dancummane3668]

What a waste. Children wouldn’t know what they’re eating. Secondly, no child deserves to eat food like this. Thirdly, get a job, you’ve too much spare time. Fourthly, this dish, tasty as it might be, is an utter environmental disaster. It takes the energy needs of a city to cook. Lastly, what the hell kind of world do u live in to be making food like this for 10 year olds? They just as happy eating their own boogers!!

[@jayw6211]

@@dancummane3668 I hope you are joking haha

[@dancummane3668]

@@jayw6211 no. I am not. And you sound like you need to be sent to your room. Without a chicken that takes the death of ten men and the resources of a continent to create.

[@dancummane3668]

@@jayw6211 perhaps you missed out on eating your own boogers? It’s never too late to start....

[@jayw6211]

@@dancummane3668 sarcasm as wit is not lost on me dear boy

[@MrDamo34]

This is my go-to technique whenever I’m in a hurry and fancy a chicken sandwich.

[@r3h4nullah]

Tasker Matic 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 This is the best comment on here

[@andrew30m]

😅🤣😂🤣

[@6swag792]

Do you place the entire bird between 2 slices of bread or something?

[@captainroger]

Ha

[@tylersomething3969]

Hahahaha holy overkill eh?!?

[@shutup2751]

heston's wife on a warm summer morning - '' what are you cooking '' heston - '' christmas dinner ''

[@tmuxor]

That would make perfect sense in Australia

[@Norwoodg00ner]

@@tmuxor the joke doesn’t make sense in Australia haha a

[@wombat5252]

@@tmuxor You know what is also funny in Australia? The dictatorship government with flying drones catching people without masks on. Covid camps telling people when they can come outside. Condemning the unvaccinated like they should be tortured and in prison.

[@Roger__Wilco]

@@wombat5252 lol tryhard

[@wombat5252]

@@Roger__Wilco Prove me wrong.

[@RobBeatdownBrown]

Legend has it...that’s he’s still cooking this chicken to this very day.

[@rnmdrum]

Hahahahahaha hahahahaha!!! Totally

[@jamie3731]

Paaaahaaahaaaaaa

[@asankahadirampela8104]

Rob nooo hehehehehe

[@Mathson_M]

R u sure coz that's not possible by any stretch of imagination. Plus the chicken would get spoilt in 4-5 hrs itself

[@tenestetubo]

Yeah no kidding. What can make you think that the regular joe household cooking will got tru all that hustle to cook a damn chicken, why not just shove it in the oven. there are hundreds of recipes that make the chicken juicy and tender with the right recipe instead of taking the chicken to a spa and sauna. Lol.

[@nach000x]

Why is everyone making fun of this recipe. I just made it and it was absolutely delicious. I remember when I started 14 years ago and thought it wasn't going to be worth it... haters gonna hate!

[@beyondeverything99]

Hahahahahahhahah , damnnn i thought this one comment is different, but :D

[@Just2Julz]

The jokes are not hate, I have a wife, kids, jobs, and hobbies. Who the f*ck got time to do all these unnecessary steps for only one damn chicken! Not I!

[@VK-zk1jl]

@@Just2Julz Hey William..read the comments again...u missed the joke 😀

[@ivankalami]

It is because it is a long and complicated process, and people usually don't have the time or the energy to do this method. Luckily, Heston has another method of making roast chicken, that is easier and less time-consuming.

[@xylophone3764]

Unseasoned

[@GreatDrums.]

Rome was built in less time than this recipe

[@mosespeters5546]

LOL

[@NoaD.G]

Legends say that an inmate chose this as his last meal.. he is alive to this day

[@steven1110]

Hahaha best comment I've ever read😂😂😂

[@djyems1021]

LOOOOL

[@Reaper-3000]

I agree... Best comment on YT!!

[@keithephesusgoodman8695]

LOLOL. Thanks for these laughs! 🤭

[@GourmetNinj4]

Wow this comment is pure gold

[@Jason-ly9zv]

*On my death bed* “Can someone please change the water every 15 minutes when I’m gone”

[@lancehandy6648]

Lmao. I was like "ya fug all dat" when he said it

[@beyondeverything99]

all the comments in this video is hillarious tho :D

[@sexiieensfw7280]

@@beyondeverything99 if i have a bad day i jsut come here to read it again

[@JamesAlexanderinternet]

excellent LMAO

[@DavidPerez-cr7ig]

Oh my god too good!

[@joeysgear1419]

That chicken is not going reveal the enemy's position, so you may as well stop now.

[@bangboomdie3326]

JOEYS GEAR underrated comment

[@waaargh2985]

The best comment so far

[@Potato-v1t]

😂😂😂😂good1

[@nyykSIUUU]

Loool

[@swiatlowiekuiste]

😂Lolol

[@ignatiosification]

is this how to cook or how to baptize a chicken?

[@chintu2432]

😹😹😹😹

[@JDBudzak]

that cracked me up

[@denhamk]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 too funny!!

[@sathishbalu3519]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MiguelGonzalez-yl5vf]

I haven't laughed like that in awhile baptize the chicken lmfaooooo

[@foodandliquor]

Heston's wife: "Oh Heston my love, let's have a baby." Heston: "I've devised a 4 stage process..."

[@passiveagressive4983]

They got divorced, no lie........

[@fwef7445]

@@passiveagressive4983 i'm sure she got tired of having breakfast in the evening

[@popesuavecitoxii2379]

@@fwef7445 lmao

[@mattb7845]

Part 2 he sends the chicken for a day at the spa.

[@alianray2680]

Not a day but decade

[@walrus6173]

@@alianray2680 not a decade but a century

[@mohdhisyam2346]

@@walrus6173 not a century but i dont know

[@calendar64]

funny

[@J374338]

Mohd Hisyam a Millenium then, like the Millenium puzzles in yugioh discovered in Egypt, the that chicken had became an ancient relic

[@DairokutenMaoUwU]

Great! I'll be prepping the chicken now so that my great-great-grandson could enjoy it on his 50th birthday.

[@Gabensy]

Dairokuten Maou XD

[@treadstoneblackbriar8167]

hahahahahahahaha

[@waiting4dabus]

gold!

[@aduv]

ahahahhahaa

[@andreakaindl823]

Dairokuten Maou hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[@sshrinivasan42]

I started making this chicken, got married, had kids and one of them is getting married tomorrow. Still only halfway through the recipe.

[@montrealfilmguy]

BWAHAHAHAHA you,sir win the internet for killing my kb with apple juice.

[@RV-in2mc]

Hahahaha

[@vincegalila7211]

Seems that you're rushing it

[@tntbrett]

shit I wanted to make this dish for my kid's graduation. he/she isn't conceived yet, but am I too late to start this recipe?

[@meowch7]

Lol

[@santos.l.halper1999]

Stage one: apply for a week of leave.

[@Roachichan]

😂😂😂

[@jaykay8295]

😂😂😂

[@syamkrishnan7349]

My dad's last words were to " repeat the process." It's my legacy to boil and cool this chicken now.

[@good_teanice_house6789]

Lmao 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@Jordannadroj20]

Fuck lmao

[@jocastanu1047]

May you pass this legacy onto your children and them to their children.

[@NguyenPhuong-zg2cj]

@@good_teanice_house6789 ct

[@bamberscher_offiziell7261]

How is it going?

[@princevarughese6419]

I tried this yesterday. My chicken finally learned how to swim.

[@Rodfather72]

Your chicken is swimming? No sir, you must have a duck!

[@lilrice7865]

@@Rodfather72 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@beyondeverything99]

OH WHY, all the comments is freaking funny :D

[@NC2871926]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Mad-wv6ol]

😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

[@abhisheknayak2880]

Thanks Heston! I followed this recipe to the point and it turned about to absolutely perfect. Just that I dont have any teeth left to eat it now.

[@horsemen6769]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@beyondeverything99]

My goodness, why all the comments is hillarious to read :D

[@titosumi7829]

Hahahaha 🤣 that's a fresh one

[@MrEricdraco]

😁😁😁😁

[@20_foot_burmese_pyth0n]

This recipe worked for me and my parents loved it. They were happy to finally eat it after 6 years of hard work.

[@HugeAckMan420]

10 years ago Heston was on every channel, but now you don't hear from him all that much. Guess he left the spotlight to go cook another chicken.

[@jebkara529]

Brilliant. 🤣

[@Quincycle]

Underrated

[@abeare9616]

He's been very unwell and recently diagnosed as bipolar.

[@antoshan5772]

I already started I hope my grandson will finish this 2030

[@mosespeters5546]

LOL

[@beyondeverything99]

Its like we should pass this cooking, right ;D we wont be able to finish by our self LOL

[@bugsy1028]

Anto Shan that’s only 10 years from now

[@MrSulfurMustard]

Two generations in ten years... What are you, a dog?

[@calendar64]

is this a right of passage test !!

[@Mangofresh2012]

Some say he's still repeating the process till this day

[@Florianluy2812]

:'D

[@reyjohnmarksangcap3833]

lol haha

[@KhMerMusician253]

But wait there's Part 2!!

[@dannytat1823]

Mangofresh2012 Part 500 place the chicken on a plate...... part 501 check if your guest died of hunger.

[@daglaroglucan]

part 502 check if your chicken is ready after 1 month

[@henrikhyrup3995]

"Mom, I really want roast chicken as my birthday dinner!" "Fine, but what do you want this year?"

[@the0utcastVideos]

I started this recipe the day after this video was posted... I'm now successfully on step 2. By 2021 I hope to taste this chicken. May God have mercy on my stomach and tastebuds.

[@cherark1]

I shall join u on this loong but exciting adventure n we both shall emerge with loads of gray hair.bent over backs n missing teeth.bwahahaha

[@notpresobama1553]

I'm really hoping that someone in 2021 will respond xD

[@doubtful100]

LOL

[@viclutali1512]

the0utcastVideos 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cherylmatthews4066]

It's 2018 keep going be nearly there.

[@_ABS0LUTEZER0]

Watched this video 10 years ago and I just finished cooking now. Absolutely worth it.

[@josiah8351]

Me too but I'm still cooking

[@Apollo_Mint]

I’m a bit stuck. I started with a chicken but it has since evolved into another species.

[@Rifanda84]

Apollo Ace indeed! 🤣 T-Rex perhaps

[@llermoxD]

Brilliant comment.

[@SRTBahndosi]

and it’s just part 1...

i love this comment hahaha jfc

[@sameerishaque7635]

It would still be part of the same family so no new species

[@sfuguy]

I love Heston's simple 100 step meals.....

[@Steezboy3000]

He never said they were simple

[@conorcorcoran1803]

the comment section here deserves its own google box. i havent laughed so much. genius.

[@bigmol1633]

I don't know why KZbin recommended this to me now, but I am so glad it did

[@RMMaryport]

This video was posted 9 years ago, apparently its still not ready

[@davidgulik5556]

Can’t believe people used to think this kind of joke was funny

[@treefiddy2579]

So, 7 hours in and we are still washing the chicken 😂😂

[@beyondeverything99]

The chicken need to take some bath before its ready Ahahahha

[@jamie3731]

😂😂😂

[@irsantenggara8132]

Heston proudly announced that due to popular demand, there will be 5 parts prequel of this series covering how to make the 8% salt solution.

[@thomasbd1000]

I started cooking a chicken following this recipe a month ago, and still half way through! wish me luck people!

[@nitelite78]

Haha

[@crashdummyglory]

Thomas Anderson bawahhhaha.....thought so too

[@cherark1]

Still cooking buddy. lol

[@tinaarzana3977]

haaahahh

[@Macqumc01]

Is it done yet?

[@niqqadarshpolice]

I trusted my oven, and it mugged me down a dark alley. Heston was right

[@EktorTsolodimos]

Hahahaha

[@elliotbevan7641]

🤣

[@ahmedrahim2500]

I choked while reading this lol

[@nugambakkam]

😂😂😂

[@msbrownbeast]

I trust the oven at Costco $4.99 for a 3 lb roasted chicken.

[@suzesiviter6083]

I tried this recipee but the chicken got bored and ran off when my back was turned.

[@niknoks7638]

Suzy Siviter 🤣🤣👍

[@abrarzaheen4391]

The best one so far.

[@nazirkhalifa5377]

thought you was going to say, " Ran off with my girlfriend "

[@suzesiviter6083]

@@nazirkhalifa5377 Well I say 'ran', but it didn't have any feet, so I guess it just 'stilted' away for want of a better phrase.

[@l.a.1254]

Lmao

[@Cbuzz1399]

I got home from work and decided to cook this recipe for dinner for my family. Dinner is ready but my family has long since passed.

[@getsufuma2597]

Possibly the worst effort to reward ratio in cooking

[@doctorpanigrahi9975]

Not if someone else is cooking.

[@Skrenja]

Heston's chicken wings have an even worse work/reward ratio.

[@lancehandy6648]

Ikr? Just for "the crispiest skin" lol

[@hititmanify]

@@lancehandy6648 its not that much to put it out and in boiling water

[@lancehandy6648]

@@hititmanify did I mention anything about putting it and out of boiling water? Is that what I complained about? I literally said nothing about in and out of boiling water

[@sambarber4621]

Jamie Oliver: 30 minute meals Heston: 30 year meals

[@goa5373]

nice one

[@danieljanes8787]

Think of the calories you would save on heston's diet🤣🤣🤣

[@mistersandwich0034]

a lot of calorie🤣😂

[@mistersandwich0034]

you save 5000 calories cooking this🤣

[@michaellloyd9914]

@@mistersandwich0034 but lose 5 years of your life

[@paulbaker1505]

Sorry I couldn't come into work today,I was cooking my chicken for Sunday dinner,......but Paul.......it's tuesday

[@c_farther5208]

hahaha, I am dying from laughter. Great comment.

[@rasshah8957]

He is ass

[@rasshah8957]

True fake shit

[@rasshah8957]

Fake

[@rasshah8957]

He is an alien

[@YudraKudra]

I am here from the future 3020 AD. We are still waiting in our time to taste this wonderful delicacy. Curiosity brought me back in time to carefully observe the preparation steps.

[@TheiTempo]

It’s been 3 years I’ve just got past stage 2, I’ll update you in another 3 years for the final meal.

[@YudraKudra]

@@TheiTempo😂

[@Cabono31]

Legend says he's still cooking the chicken to this day.

[@amightyatom]

legend says he's still copying the comments to this day

[@onetimelovely]

Can Boztepe 😂😂😂😂😂😂the best comment!

[@akashrathod9617]

He still trying to figure out cleaning methods

[@TheCheetos57]

2019

[@KINGKRAZY187]

You sir brought tears to my eyes because I laughed so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@imaginative-monkey]

It's a great procedure, I'll ask my boss for a 3-day time off to cook this! :P

[@foodexpress511]

maroonedsia ha aaa

[@gathoninjuguna6375]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@azianberry]

the important thing to note is that no chicken was harmed while making this video. after roasting the chicken, it was let off in the british wilderness.

[@sathishbalu3519]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@thedrumsram]

vaiouser loved your reply 😂😂😂😂

[@pooroldfred]

He is a remarkable chef. All his food including his chickens are grown and raised on his farms. He has a personal relationship with everything he eats. An hour or so before shooting this video he chose which chicken he was going to cook and made sure it wasnt stressed....apparently he talks to them to soothe them....this particular chat went something like ' oh chicken licken, we will have a fun day at the private spa today, we will start by a good exfoliation, a salt water soak, a cool rinse then a nice hot bath, followed stimulating ice plunge pool, another warm bath, another frigid plunge and finished off with a nice hot dry sauna.....

[@naomimotlhasedi4086]

😂😂😂

[@bangnapi2786]

Heston’s motto: “if you can make life complicate, why make it simple”

[@Marcus-ec1kx]

🤣🤣

[@bangnapi2786]

@@Marcus-ec1kx after overnight in the fridge, the headless chicken: “hold on Heston, i think i want to laid 2-3 eggs first.. it’s time..”

[@Qartveli84]

Im gonna add this video to my favourites so I can keep coming for this comments when im having a bad day.

[@sadas3190]

"I've devised this process as 4 stage process" That's 3 stages beyond what my hunger tolerance is.

[@michaellloyd9914]

Brilliant

[@fleetSRT]

Even after all these years and reading most of the comments, I can't still figure out whether Heston made this video as a prank or he really was seriously proposing such a long drawn out process.

[@sturgeon2888]

I for one am certain it is a professional piss take.

[@dagfinissocool]

He had a whole series on complicating british dishes to make them "perfect"

[@NERV0USMONKEYS]

At the end put the chicken in the local swimming pool

[@Annie-star-Light]

me too

[@jwithlove4232]

hi hi hi

[@qasimajk]

hahaha, brother you forgot to put chicken in river and sea

[@valentinaterescova1186]

good one lol

[@rlynxxiii5677]

Cesare Parmiggiani lol😂

[@FockingA]

I usuallt rinse the chicken 6 times and then boil for 28seconds twice. then dry it and repeat the process 8 times. Set the oven low and cook for 10 days

[@jovanblom7742]

Tell me about it... that's why my wife left me...

[@connylaurine745]

The comments are killing me 🤣

[@mariar3321]

Crypto Colax tooooooooooo funnny!,,,😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@beleninus]

Yes🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@peteralmeida8321]

If the comments don't kill you, the time you'll take preparing the chicken will.

[@escapedeviltrap]

Try not to laugh.

[@beyondeverything99]

YESSSS, All the comments is fucking hillarious, huh :D I CAN'T Deal, hahahah at work and seein this like a torture i cant hardly laughing *CRY*

[@ItsRud1]

I come to this video from time to time just for the gold comments.

[@hyperdisease]

I can't believe I just watched this long and arduous process only to find out that part 2 of this video is not available in my country...... thanks bruh

[@hailong0807]

Pan-sear the chicken after roasting low-temp in the oven Inject the chicken with flavored melted butter Serve with vegetable

[@ada18777]

lol

[@DeeEfSea]

well done, you played yourself..

[@elpresidente6867]

Charley Jung you DONT WANNA KNOW what he did to that chicken in part 2

[@Merloc909]

This is where you hope that Charley Jung was not following along with the video...... :-0

[@TheindefatigableGovernor]

And to finish this recipe, carefully place it in the trash after it cools from the oven.

[@oulanhkeola5925]

This one had me lol ~,

[@c_farther5208]

Roaring, I just read your comment and busted out laughing. Thanks.

[@MeetTheSmythes]

That would be a real waste of good finger licking good well cooked scrumptious chicken.

[@KanjoosLahookvinhaakvinhookvin]

"just imagine plunging your hands into a bowl of boiling water. That's only 100 degrees!" ...I really don't think that's a very effective metaphor Heston.

[@swiatlowiekuiste]

Yeah and he's just plunged the chicken into a pan of boiling water...

[@jamie3731]

I don’t think I have found anything on KZbin with such funny responses to this chicken tickling recipe, thank you all, I am crying with laughter

[@jegliker123]

Or... chicken. salt. pepper. rub in butter and herbs. fill with onions and garlic. oven, 180 C, 1 hour. done. delicious.

[@hulago1234]

sounds like gordon ramsay

[@melatonin12]

You forgot herbs inside too

[@vaeden121578]

ok ko THANK YOU

[@philosopherstoned832]

Yeah In my opinion Heston is an overrated home chef. He does way too much

[@AlexZander688]

Your method will turn out an okay bird. But not on the level of a chicken that has been brined, cooked low and slow, then reverse seared.

[@MiklosTamas1997]

Gordon: salt pepper olive oil hot oven DONE amazing. Blumental: let me tell you my life story

[@pejbartolo2365]

Jaime Oliver - drench with olive oil. Done.

[@trblcleft]

One day the future generations will look back and say "oh this is why we ran out of water"

[@SpartanHighKing14]

That chicken would've evolved into another species by the time Heston finishes cooking it

[@karimelloumi5119]

Seriously this has to be one of the most hilarious videos on KZbin, can't stop!

[@tudortalpa9431]

2:44 "Don't thrust your oven" Me: *cocks shotgun and goes into the kitchen*

[@scalpelboy1]

You better dont thrust it, or you gonna burn your dingdong

[@cuteandfluffypikachu3405]

@@scalpelboy1 thrusting 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@Dufffaaa93]

_Pulls the chicken out of the water:_ *WHERE'S THE MONEY LEBOWSKI??*

[@FortunateJuice]

Lol very good

[@azlannakamoto7913]

Where's the money SHITHEAD!!!

[@Ethos582]

Chicken: Uhh, it's down there somewhere, let me take another look

[@panicfarm9874]

You can complete your entire apprenticeship as a chef on one chicken, working for this guy

[@rocioaparicio4847]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@arjunkumar5035]

I remember when i first saw this on the first ever TV in the 1930's. I decided to try this recipe and now for my 100th birthday i had that chicken which tasted absolutely delicious. I think it was worth the 90 years it took to prepare the chicken.

[@seapops]

My chicken became aquaman after doing this process over and over

[@beyondeverything99]

Fuuucckk ahahahahha

[@seanstunna1]

Legend has it... the video ends with Heston waking from a dream.

[@rogan70]

This should have been part of an ongoing Comic Relief sketch. Every year they could have come back to Heston still in the kitchen working away at the chicken. They could have raised millions 🤣🤣🤣

[@michaellloyd9914]

They’ll eradicate poverty, disease, famine, war, and corruption in Africa before that chicken is done

[@rahulmathew8713]

Should I marinate my mouth to eat this

[@thedrumsram]

loved it .. u made me laugh

[@MeetTheSmythes]

What the heck ! No.

[@connylaurine745]

ROFL

[@sunsetsky4450]

You're funny.... 😝😂

[@enaz336]

with tumeric. 🤣

[@ijzersterk66]

Amazing! I prepared my chicken as showed and finished it on my kamado barbecue at 60 degrees celsius. This is the best flavor and taste I’ve ever had with a chicken - even without a dry rub. Many thanks again mister Blumenthal!

[@allenluong5353]

Imagine ordering at a restaurant of his. Waiter: hi what would you like? Customer: #31 please Waiter: sounds good. it’ll be ready in 1 month

[@coolinism]

Yeah, I’ll book you in again for a table in a month

[@beyondeverything99]

hahahahha oh my lord

[@doodieman2574]

I start with this recipe on january first, that way i can have nice christmas dinner with my family when im done

[@kencur9690]

Guys, this has been edited, so unfortunately some vital steps are missing, which is why you may not be achieving the same results. Here are the missing steps and ingredients: - After you rinse the chicken, you must sprinkle it with grounded lichens found only on top of Mount Everest. - While the chicken is resting, seek a blessing from the Pope (an Archbishop will not do) - note that the water in the sink is also holy water, something not specified in the video. - In order to remove the excess moisture and allow the chicken to crisp, it is essential to get the chicken exorcised with the whole ritual recited in ancient Aramaic. - The heat used to actually cook the chicken cannot be generated from normal flames or fire. You must heat the chicken with lava from the Vesuvius. Lava from the Etna is an alternative, though the chicken will end up having a more earthy taste. - Finally, garnish with algae collected from the abyss of the Mariana Trench. Wine pairing: 1688 Burgundy that has undergone transubstantiation by Pope Innocent XI.

[@atomic115]

Ffs🤣🤣

[@johnedgard861]

Heston is arguably the finest example of unnecessary-rubbish-pseudo-science-cooking.

[@kunt1969]

+Roen Spacy Yeah but there is a 2 year waiting list to get a table at the fat duck......

[@johnedgard861]

Chefdicedfoot I wouldn't eat there even if Heston's life depended on it.

[@kunt1969]

Roen Spacy Never mind

[@johnedgard861]

Chefdicedfoot Bless you.

[@FoodforThought12345678dsds]

millions of people also voted Trump to be president, does that mean they are right?

[@thanonsombutkasemkul7081]

Death row chef: What would you like for your last meal before the execution? Me: You ever watch Heston's cooking videos? Death row chef: Say no more

[@jamie3731]

This may be my favourite, tears of laughter, thank you

[@squatchjosh1131]

0:32 I like how this transition sort of makes it look like he's washing his hands into the chicken

[@SorrentoShore]

Next, we will take a Jacuzzi together, with the chicken, in exactly 99 degrees. The chicken in a Hawaiian print skirt, and I in my fav boxer briefs with a vertical stripe.Oh hell no - we are all going to starve

[@thamip5952]

Is this a parody??

[@jhkk1269]

I thought it might have been a joke for a sec but he is genuinely serious lol

[@slappy8941]

I think everything he does is just trolling.

[@user-og6hl6lv7p]

No. Heston is well known for his pretentious cooking methods.

[@carnagedogg4294]

Ofcourse not,it had vital life lessons such as wash your hands after youve just held a dead chicken your going to eat and what the horrors of plunging your hands into furnace type temperatures would be so this wouldnt be nice for a mass produced,specifically bred 8 dollar chicken your cooking on a monday night

[@carnagedogg4294]

@@user-og6hl6lv7p and laboratory techniques,he gets more mileage out of a chicken than i get working in microbiology

[@acos21]

I come back regularly to this video just for the comment section. Never fails to make me laugh out loud.

[@RickDeckardMemories]

I really appreciate his logic when he argued against high temperature cooking. Next time I sear a steak I will make sure my pen is 23 degrees Celsius 👍 🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂

[@mickmoron4455]

I do a 4 stage chicken Stage one, get in the car Stage two, drive to KFC Stage three, buy some chicken Stage four, drive home.

[@myevega5665]

That's the best way!!

[@lisadunn3559]

Given your profile pic, you forgot stage 2.5: Do a dump in KFC and ask for your special patty

[@abettum5441]

Stage 5 , get a heartattack

[@rxlky]

We here make it even 1 step. Call grab food and then continue watch KZbin.

[@beyondeverything99]

LOL

[@teamO_X]

omg..this is just part 1....and i already dying in starvation...

[@DaDoge927]

Elo

[@keithephesusgoodman8695]

LOLOL I was thinking the SAME thing! This is a LOT of work of work!!!

[@jcrott]

Came back to this video just to pay my respects to that poor chicken, F.

[@beyondeverything99]

Deep condolance *cry*

[@harlyslamm2888]

I was here 11 years ago following this recipe, You'll be glad to know my chicken is nearly ready

[@dan-drop9398]

After intense preparation! Finally i can serve this chicken this coming 2019 Christmas ...thank you Chef Heston for this wondeful recipe its been 9 years in the making ...

[@jerolvilladolid]

Chicken: please end my suffering. Just eat me already!

[@KamuzXDriver]

I always come back here once a year to check on you guys progress. Im still brining. 10yrs and counting!

[@nimascolari1508]

10 years later and I'll soon have the parts needed to build the first of 17 cooking contraptions required for a "simple" Heston dish. Cooking made unfathomably and unnecessarily complicated. 👏

[@sumyungai1]

“This is the technique the Chinese use..” {the Chinese shaking their heads no}

[@joeysgear1419]

It is.......to torture POWs.

[@fgfg633]

😂😂😂

[@aaaaazzzyr8l]

If the Chinese used the apparent same technique, I’d have to wait 5 years for my Roast Duck and Rice takeaway XD

[@beyondeverything99]

I cant :D

[@chrisgit4433]

The Chinese spoon hot sugar + vinegar syrup on ducks for 30 sec and maybe up to a minute. Chinese don't have time to blanch and rè blanch every bird lol

[@shunae86]

"Don't trust your oven" Best line ever. Amen to that

[@thedrumsram]

shunae86 don’t trust this guy he is not a chef !! He is a building security working in a chicken store.

[@gary69331]

I started making this recipe in 2010 now at last step in 2019. Thanks boss

[@bimjeam0088]

Kids - dad we wanna have crispy chicken today Heston - okay Few days later Heston - kids your chicken is ready. Kids - nah we had it last week Heston - where? Kids - at Gordon's

[@rhodzlan]

I followed the first step 9yrs ago. should i start the 2nd step now? i really want a crispy chicken

[@trxmisty6659]

I'M RHODZLAN man i don’t know 🤔

[@TRENDVFY]

wtf 😂

[@rhodzlan]

Legend says the chicken is still soaked up to this day

[@CraigMorrison5]

Finally something I can pass down to my children for them to enjoy once it’s complete.

[@ASHAH925]

Did everyone else think that they would see the finsihed cripsy chicken at the end?🙋🏻‍♂️

[@thehammurabichode7994]

There's a part 2

[@mosespeters5546]

YEP

[@seamosserchin9024]

Yes,.. where is it?

[@robronald354]

Be patient its still cooking

[@Stalkingwolf]

@@thehammurabichode7994 maybe yt recommend me part 2 in 10 years from now

[@Hashpotato]

cook a chicken for 10 years thanks m8

[@Abby18080]

the procedures and timing are too long makes me tired too.

[@jasonahbh4880]

And eat the chicken in another 10 years= 20 years

[@pizzaparker9464]

+Abby Chaw I don't mind leaving the chicken in cold water for an hour but having to change the water every 15 minutes made me nope the hell out of this one.

[@pizzaparker9464]

+Abby Chaw I don't mind leaving the chicken in cold water for an hour but having to change the water every 15 minutes made me nope the hell out of this one.

[@Abby18080]

+Senny Bee yes, too much work made me hell too.

[@therubinpotato]

Hell’s Kitchen Gordon: where’s my bloody roast chicken? Heston: ....

[@FartyMcgooo]

when he says "the kids will kill me if i take out the wishbone" he means it literally because they'll be adults by the time he's done cooking the chicken

[@the_armadylo5592]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@rjac3833]

This dude looks like a thumb wearing bullet proof goggles

[@mikulasbrzon1249]

So fucking true 😂😂😂😂