Hewlett-Packard made iPods??

[@thatpengman]

Haich pea: "You think small is beautiful" Also HP: gives us a roadmap of the entirety of asia

[@JakeLeonardPhoto]

Fully detailed too

[@burritoboy_30]

@@joshroehl6098 kzbin.info/www/bejne/gKjRlHSHqtefp80

[@peachierose3356]

Haich pea 😂

[@violetcaster4644]

@Lotus BEGONE SPAM

[@hazmatharry]

As an Australian the pronunciation didn’t stand out but now I can’t unhear it lol

[@lowkeydiegoduran4724]

5:45 This is literally the equivalent of refreshing a webpage, and right as soon as you press it, the page loads, but you can't stop your finger in time

[@Sad_Rats]

Yes that is exactly right

[@someguystudios23]

or when you close a game because it's taking forever to load but then it opens and immediately closes

[@possibly8180]

Or when you turn off your headlights and go past the 11k rpm limit but then realize it's too late

[@euro6969]

@@possibly8180 yup

[@lowkeydiegoduran4724]

@@possibly8180 man of culture you are

[@MrRadar]

Holy cow, that HP packaging is not that far off from the classic "Microsoft Re-Designs the iPod Packaging" parody video

[@Yellowpick10]

@You have to know No. The real link: kzbin.info/www/bejne/e4a7n32olrCAac0

[@owenwilder3083]

@@Yellowpick10 I was expecting it to be a Rick roll

[@re.liable]

@@Yellowpick10 absolute chad

[@agenericaccount3935]

@@Yellowpick10 perfect.

[@StickersGK]

Cow go moo

[@ulisesguzman8574]

"Me am my playlist?" That fucking killed me

[@awzthemusicalreviews]

Me Rock the MP3 was it for me lol

[@GRamerDim]

​@@awzthemusicalreviewstimestamp?

[@R3nnan]

When you sell or dispose of an iPod or any mp3 player nugget, leave Scarlet Fire on it. Just so maybe, someday, DankPods finds a nugget with Scarlet Fire already on it.

[@Noahdaz]

This is a top tier prank, I love it

[@thatstockranger]

I'm totally doing that now

[@retrocysper3709]

Get an MP3 Player that's an iPod Ripoff and put Scarlet Fire on it as well as a cheap dirtbuds and put it all together inside a box and wrap it with Christmas Wrap. Then fly to Australia and go to Adelaide and go to his house and throw the box there.

[@KarlBaron]

@@retrocysper3709 Or sell it to his local cashies where he is bound to run into it

[@primemeow]

He did this accidentally in "A Classic DankPods Episode" hahaha

[@FunBoysGaming]

love how the hp logo says 'invent' beneath it yet they didn’t invent anything

[@evangorski7992]

I mean shit, did Apple really invent either?😂😂

[@themaskedmusician4177]

@@evangorski7992 no they usually use Samsung chips lol

[@Fr4ncM]

Well, they invented that awful software that bugs you to buy technical assistance for a $400 laptop.

[@jimmyfallonsleftnut7706]

@@themaskedmusician4177 no they really don't they use custom apple chips they use Samsung oled screens

[@gamingnubs7628]

@@jimmyfallonsleftnut7706 no. They use Samsung chips with Apple logos on them. Samsung produces them, under Apple's specifications.

[@OrangeDied]

In his natural habitat, the Australian Warehouse, you can see the DankPods, currently playing his drums. He picks up his iPod, but it's dead, and screams "Oh, you NUGGET!"

[@fender7083]

That's why we love him. HE IS TIMELESS!

[@Russia_Moscow_countryhuman]

if you listen closely, you may be able to hear their mating call, *"Mate!"*

[@ArendAlphaEagle]

The DankPods also have a serpentine companion, which they call "Frank". Said Frank is a female companion, kept as a pet.

[@cachenko]

@Lotus stfu comment bot

[@mylestech7301]

This. THIS IS THE BEST SCIENTIFIC DIDCOVERY.

[@TaterPictures]

I love how these videos end with Frank. Such a good dog.

[@Kuno6969]

what kinda dog breed is that?

[@Tom-iv6kh]

The best hamster

[@bitterjames]

I thought that's a capybara.

[@eemeli7093]

U blind? Thats a cat.

[@rosamunddwyer4257]

It’s obvious, it’s a shark

[@CubingHulayian]

HP:we’ll make our own MP3 players Apple: How about, NO

[@sgal5845]

@Lotus STOP NO ARAB MUSIC IS BEAUTIFUL BUT RICKROLL IS BETTER I'D RATHER BE RICKROLLED THAN BE TRICKED INTO LISTENING TO ARAB MUSIC NO STOP

[@larrylaffer3246]

@@sgal5845 Exactly. There's etiquette we follow on this bloody website. You tell someone what a link goes to, "unless it's a Rick Roll". By doing that we keep a level of controlled chaos on this site.

[@sgal5845]

@@larrylaffer3246 i thought it’d go to a video about iPods…

[@nickwallette6201]

Eh, if HP ever made an iPod clone, it would just be an iPod in a cardigan, that was worse. It would've never gone anywhere and nobody would remember it, and they're probably better off just having passive-aggressively slapped their stupid logo on everything iPod for a while. I know it seems like they were held hostage, but really it's for their own good. Go back to your printer market, HP. And test equipment.

[@joemungusphart]

There's a really good chance this came from a salvage store. In parts of the US we have a salvage chain called Hudson's Treasure Hunt/Dirt Cheap and this looks RIGHT off their shelf. They take in returned or damaged items to sell at discounted prices. They even use those big ugly barcode stickers on the side with a 6-digit code that corresponds to what percent off the item is. They go ham on the tape to either prevent theft or because the box is usually torn in half.

[@unchpunchem8947]

I just wanna say, next week my classes are starting for my first year at college getting a degree in electronics, and a big reason why I’m going into that field is because I got so into iPods and old handheld devices thanks to this channel. So thanks for all that you do!

[@lavenderva2507]

Nice! :D good luck dude!

[@frds_skce]

Good luck mate

[@No-ec4wv]

good luck brother

[@realhuman5688]

best of luuuck mate

[@Whatduuppp]

Hope you have a great luck mate

[@holasoyd0ra136]

6:12 I stood up and sat back down

[@AuntSteve]

I used to work tech support for iPods from '08-'11 ("Applecare Tier 1,") and these HP iPods were awful on our end. We were expressly told not to support them, it was apparently part of their contract that HP was supposed to do it, and people would get so mad when their Apple product wouldn't be supported by Apple.

[@nickrustyson8124]

So that explains why Dank had so many

[@davelastname8074]

This is an example of why apple sucks ass and we should just use android and windows or linux instead.

[@williamsanborn9195]

Honestly, I’d be pretty upset about the whole ordeal as well. That’d be like saying “Nintendo won’t fix my Switch because I bought it at the local GameStop despite the fact it’s a Nintendo product.”

[@OhHeyyDan]

8:30 Nah mate, that’s just HP embracing Apple’s ‘Minimalist’ design. Then cranking it to 11.

[@gregx5096]

"Follow along with me here ... what if Minimalist... but with more STUFF?" 😅😂

[@ShortHax]

But the big question still remains, does it play Shrek?

[@hornedowl_]

@Lotus shut up bot

[@alinuxuser42]

Somebody once told me that yes, it does

[@Samacalia]

@Lone Wolf What in the kentucky fried fuck did u just say

[@shahali1969]

Yes

[@Yellowpick10]

@Lotus quit spamming links and liking your own comments

[@Xcizior]

dude, at this point, i could listen to you talk about anything forever. you are incredible at making anything interesting or entertaining, and if anyones channel deserved to get big, it was def dank pods. you still rock, man^^

[@pozdroszejset4460]

8:41 if you thought haitch pea wasn’t lazy enough, the HP Branded (R) iPod mini has a *literal PowerBook in the manual with hp logo on it*

[@nyan5000]

®

[@sivazda]

@deux 💀

[@SuperSmashDolls]

Everything HP added to Apple's box design seriously reminds me of that old leaked Microsoft video of "what if Microsoft developed the iPod"

[@Azeria]

I was just gonna comment something dumb like ‘hPod’ but… I’m just celebrating that this is an iPod video!

[@OrangeDied]

i literally shouted "W O O !" when he uploaded and it was an ipod video

[@lauro4101]

Yes

[@ethand4784]

I remember the old days... anyone remember that old logo?

[@con_tent]

Haitch-Pod

[@DistrosProjects]

@@ethand4784 Subbed at like 105k, yeah i remember

[@aaroncarson]

I just spat my drink out at the deadpan delivery of "look, I'm a doctor now. clear."

[@randaranatunga7259]

When I was 7 years old I always though HP stood for “Helping People” for some reason lol

[@jozewsqwe435]

@Lotus Stop spamming

[@Sandaquaza]

@@smpmuzpid wait it doesn’t????

[@ballsacksniffer420]

haitch pea

[@randaranatunga7259]

@KAAN CAN I have no idea lol I was like 7😂

[@peachierose3356]

Lol

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

The HP packaging is so HP. That is truly their branding. Apple on the other hand really had it with those colored cutouts. It was a good design that was energetic and screamed fun and enterteinmant.

[@CaityE]

when he gets the gloves out u just know it’s gonna be good

[@tanay_2jz395]

Mom I want an trex Mom: we have trex at home Trex at home : 5:50

[@ryukomat44]

*Me peacefully sleeping at night *some random dog on the alley for no reason 7:39

[@DenverTheWindows11Guy]

lol

[@Novur]

In theory, nothing about the subject matter is even remotely interesting to me, but the ENERGY, the ENTHUSIASM, the VERVE that you bring in every single video is SO GOOD that you could literally be reviewing rocks and I'd be enthralled

[@Catterjeeo]

review the one grit

[@vittoprince]

HP: Can we make our own players? Apple: Yeah, nah mate. Nah. Nah. Nah.

[@burritoboy_30]

@Kiyosi Waki🔻 y tho

[@Studios10]

3:47 "litcrhoolee Æ, a bag of Æ" 💀

[@CelesteWuff]

getting close to 1M, much deserved Wade 💕

[@Russia_Moscow_countryhuman]

40K TILL ONE MIL

[@therestorationofdrwho1865]

5:40 how on earth did it manage to show that screen literally a millisecond before he unplugged it? 😂😂😂😂

[@randaranatunga7259]

The crossover that no I’ve ever knew about And quite frankly, it seems to me, everyone decided to ignore lol

[@angryshoebox]

4:18 I had a Hewlett-Packard computer in that HP tower design back in 2003 (2.8 ghz Celeron & Windows XP). That silver mini makes me miss my gold Mini that I got for Christmas, 2004.

[@LilPeener]

Altec Lansing has nice speakers when they actually try. I have a couple of speakers that are water/shock proof and I can mount them to my kayaks to listen to them (they pair together so my buddy and I can have our own speaker to listen to)

[@dylon4906]

yeah I have a speaker from them that was 10 bucks and for being that cheap the thing sounds great, is sufficiently loud, is built well, is small, and even has rgb leds lmao

[@Turt3752]

Yeah I got a waterproof one for $20 (returned in a damaged box at Walmart so discounted) and the sounds fine enough for a portable Bluetooth speaker. I don’t trust my phone to be waterproof but I’ll trust the speaker - when I shower in my college dorm, I can leave my phone in my room and away from all the moisture. Good use of $20

[@matejgrim]

Vintage Altec lansing PAs are dreamy speakers😅

[@kain0m]

Ive got an old Altec Lansing im7 ipod Dock. That thing is a beast. Takes 8 D-Cell batteries to operate, but man, it did make some noise. Dankpods would love that thing...

[@ALittleBitOfGay]

Altec Lansing used to be one of THE brands for home audio. Best classic speakers I have ever heard were some giant home brew Altecs.

[@editname0063]

0:14 The iDingus: Brought to you by Apple  And HP Killed me 😂😂🤣

[@ShoelessJP]

He's back to doing iPods again, sound the alarms of joy!

[@ThreeTwentyTech]

Your channel is exploding like I've seen before, it's truly remarkable. Keep it up brother! 💪🏻

[@edwardj5571]

iPod+HP is like This is… The toaster, powered by microwaves

[@roborampage1414]

Man, I subscribed late 2019 its awesome seeing the growth. Keep it up man!

[@PabloR277]

You can somehow hear the better sound quality than the bootlegs despite being blown up

[@tiamat9360]

4:50 WOA, those are the speakers craig "was inspired by" to make those speakers in the craigathon vid

[@velnoa]

Can tell this is gonna be a good one when the gloves come out straight away

[@mvickers03]

I'm glad for the video, but I am SURE you have covered this already. Maybe not as in depth, but I've seen you talking about these before. Thanks for the video

[@Icantinkrnlmao]

*HP-nes… Ah yes everybody needs some HP-nes in their lives*

[@hudde814]

Reminds me of the time Chuggaaconroy said 1080p-ness and just like Dank here he regretted saying that immediately

[@Xnoob545]

@@hudde814 remember when Jen from popularMMOs wanted to say OPness (already bad enough) but said overPness EHICH IS EVEN WORSE "over p***s"

[@jftechdrones]

@@Xnoob545 Ivan from LTT did the same in their Walmart gaming pc video

[@A-A-ron990]

Watching your videos give me joy during my work trip

[@ultraminecraft69]

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

[@cefxsd40m-29]

The Game was Rigged from the Start

[@duoblade332]

We won’t go out quietly, the legion can count on that.

[@cefxsd40m-29]

@@duoblade332 What in the goddamn-

[@summerleeye588]

Carle Johnson, wrong quote.

[@euklid2229]

Greetings. Fisto is programmed to please.

[@GamesCoffeeCollecting]

5:03 when the stray pube flies in to the top right. Your iPod+HP even came with a free hair! That's value, right there

[@NimoClancy]

genuinley puts a massive smile on my face when i see dank pods has uploaded

[@bonkbook9346]

I misread his username as dork pods in your comment lmfaoo

[@ultimatemrcarnage4999]

7:08 Big Chungus woke back up

[@Alexthetechie]

The way he says “Haitch pea” 😂😂

[@torque-drive2488]

@Lotus W h a t .

[@MosoKaiser]

@@torque-drive2488 A spam bot. Report as such and move along.

[@giygas_9577]

"What do you want me to say?! HUH PUH?!"

[@KillerCaitie]

@@giygas_9577 Oh no, this is how I'll wind up hearing it in my head.

[@giygas_9577]

@@KillerCaitie That was an actual line of his in one of his early videos where he talks about the HP iPod. I can't remember which video though. Edit: Found it! kzbin.info/www/bejne/gGaYda2ogN2ZlZIm15s

[@DaltonUber]

Hey Dank Pods, I used to work for a company and we scanned for digital archiving all sorts of cool stuff. This one project we had was for Apple and we scanned and documented all kinds of cool apple stuff in pristine condition. Manuals, paper work, fan mail, Apple Summer Camp stuff, prototype stuff, and oddities like this HP and Apple collaboration and other old apple products.

[@CoffeeRampage]

Always makes a crappy day better with a new video! Keep it up Dank :D

[@mmaaurraa4233]

finally the HPod video ive been waiting for this for a while!

[@CosmicKangaroo]

On a side note, the Altec Lansing inMotion Speaker dock actually sounds really decent, I found a new in box one at a goodwill a couple days ago.

[@gigel7047]

7:40 Nobody, my dog when someone is at the door :)))

[@Mr_GrayIsDoc]

Yes I’ve been looking forward to this for so long I’m so happy thank you thank you for making great content

[@TESPEZ]

Dankpods: "Me and my playlist" Nugget Companies: -write that down, write that down

[@j.marston]

They added a bit of HP so that the iPod could live a bit longer.

[@Louis_Marcotte]

I had never noticed that logo on a substantial amount of ipods. Thanks for explaining the story of a detail, genuinely

[@buffalo_hot_wings]

Dank's talking about the Pods again you love to see it

[@TracyVisp]

Dank: “That sounds bad take it out of the video” Also Dank: *leaves it in the video*

[@henntendo]

7:23 Last Year I bought an iPod Mini and I looked on it and it was a Dentist’s Hard drive. It was full to the brim of teeth photos, Family Photos & surgery photos. Strange.

[@AdamSWL]

03:50 Bursts a bag full of 17 year old Chinese air. Thanks goodness Dank thought to wear gloves!

[@alice-pz1kf]

It took till I was like 14 to figure out that HP stood for hewlett-packard and i spent so many years as a kid trying to come up with what H and P could mean in the context of computers. Best I came up with was something like Hardware People or something dumb like that when I was 10 or something

[@olivia6632]

SAMEEEE, my head ached when I was trying to decipher what the fuck Haitch Pea means (Also, hi fellow trans girl and persona player)

[@tW0shaDE]

Fr

[@nickwallette6201]

When I was a kid and just getting into PCs, I was so confused that there was Hewlett-Packard, and Packard Bell. I thought somebody was double-dipping, because how many Packards do you know?

[@SL4RK]

@@nickwallette6201 Always thought it was their sub-brand

[@rainmannoodles]

My first iPod Shuffle (the white USB thumb drive type) was an iPod+hp model. Funny thing was when I went to trade it in at the Apple Store the employee initially thought I couldn't get any trade-in credit because it was the HP model. Turns out that wasn't the case, but it definitely shows how weird these were - even Apple Store employees were confused! The trade-in was for the 2nd-gen Nano in black (the 8GB model). Absolutely the best iPod ever in my opinion. :)

[@bigfoothp]

My first iPod was an Oracle IPod. It was similar to an HP iPod. My dad would only want to buy HP computer because if that. One Oracle iPod I’ve seen had Oracle, HP and Apple logo all on the back.

[@Evie0133]

3:44 This made me crack up for some reasons lol 🤣 "LITERALLY AIR, A BAG OF AIR."

[@cam-mz4xv]

This dude is literally is in quarantine right now and is still being so positive!!! Amazing content man!

[@DavBotsArcade]

Calling an HP handsome has the same vibe as calling someone's grandma handsome.

[@ProdBy_T33]

Missed a few minutes of the Nintendo direct for this glorious content.

[@giygas_9577]

It was an okay direct I thought. I'm happy about more stuff coming to Smash and Animal Crossing. Kirby looks great. Metroid Dread is looking like an easy game of the year for me. Nintendo 64 and Sega Genesis for Switch online were surprising too. Though I'd have given up both of those to get Gameboy Advance games instead... Oh and that's another thing! The Gameboy Advance Castlevania collection! Gonna be cool to have both that and Advance Wars Reboot soon! What did you think of the direct?

[@sparksk8er]

this was better than the direct tbh lmao

[@sparksk8er]

@@giygas_9577 you can emulate almost every single N64 and genesis game for free on weak hardware such as your phone. paying extra on an already shit online service for games you can get free with 0 effort is a joke. literally the only thing worth from the direct was Bayo 3 and thats a multi platform game

[@teelerdet]

Chris pratt mario

[@giygas_9577]

@@sparksk8er Believe me, I'm not interested in paying more for their service. For what they're offering, they should have just added those N64 and Genesis games onto the current plan. The only three N64 games I even care about have better versions on 3DS. The only reason I even have Switch online is for cloud saves. I disagree about Bayonetta being the only good thing in the direct though. Kirby and Splatoon 3 both look good to me. Plus there were the other announcements relating to Smash and Animal Crossing, both of which I'm looking forward to. And I'm sure Monster Hunter fans were happy about the new expansion for Rise. So I don't think Bayonetta 3 was the only good thing in there. There have been much worse directs.

[@Adrian-qk9jh]

This channel gives me pure serotonin

[@dromedda6810]

9:34 me as a kid ripping things from the radio onto cassete colourised

[@HelenFire420]

I imagine a lot of these HP iPods sold due to them being available in stores were the regular iPod wasn’t available and people bought them without realizing the co-marketing agreement between HP and Apple.

[@ethand4784]

hey man, you're getting pretty close to 1 mil, I should check a day before so I can be here on time

[@techyrock]

7:38 and this is why I am addicted to your videos, cracked me up :D

[@burrgurrman2433]

Man I remember the hp nugget from really early dankpods lore

[@samuraistrike1]

8:24 It is a poster It’s just blank

[@Ben-wx7kk]

This really shows how much packaging and promotions make or break a product. If HP were the ones selling ipods, in HP packaging with HP promotional material, the ipod probably wouldnt have stuck around too long. Doesnt matter how good the product is, it wouldnt have sold looking like that. Whereas apple can sell absolute shit for hundreds of $'s because they have pretty much mastered marketing and company branding.

[@kahlua5352]

It’s really nice to see an old school dankpods ipod vid :)

[@Craig6443]

I love the way he says "H", "Hatesh PEE"

[@Mardorion]

You derive pleasure from the strangest things and I like that

[@NerdyDisneyGirl90]

this reminded me of the hp computer we bought in 2005 had itunes on it, it was the first music service i ever used lol

[@ccrex101]

Yeaaah, I've been watching this channel too long for this to be interesting.

[@JetSetDman]

DANK YOU CAN’T DO THIS THERE ARE ONLY 13 MINUTES UNTIL THE NINTENDO DIRECT

[@RealNeonPlayz]

@NALTO no

[@SRMkay]

I love that the iPod Mini owner went to the trouble of putting a new 30-pin cable in the packaging but also threw in the old, decaying earbuds

[@thenarstar]

10:50 Good to hear Dankpods is honing in on the latter work of Orson Wells this episode....

[@alot_of_ducks]

Lol

[@kouton]

I get so happy when you upload.

[@Shlorpyjorpy]

You are actually my favourite KZbinr, can you PLEASE do another craig-a-thon

[@insid3493]

This channel littery makes my day

[@yankumarrah]

3:45 any time I open a bag of chip 😩

[@JefutusDangotus]

7:36 and DankPods has encountered a literal dirtybud.

[@UR2SHORTS]

Ill never forget “feeling peckish have a poo!” Words from a wise man.

[@Hcsurber]

0:08 you can hear the whispers of all the dead mp3 players DankPods has crushed. Rest in Pieces.

[@muaries12]

6:26 flat is justice?

[@basantatamang2249]

Nha small bois...

[@BaconFaceMcGee]

I was a mere child when those were new….

[@trolle517]

And the dog goes 7:42

[@unoyoshiblu700]

You are bout to hit 1 mil. Lets gooo!

[@vistanoive1235]

I have a gripe with Altec too, they sell “waterproof” speakers yet if you leave it water on it for more than like 10 minutes the damn thing rusts like your grandads old tricycle.

[@hypertech116]

Old bikes and metal tables rust really badly, I can't believe the steel used in Altec speakers are that low quality, rusts faster than old bikes and tables. Also happened to my WFC core class Optimus Prime (his metal hinge rusted in a few months, I put him in the bathroom bucket and the swimming pool a few times, and I always play in the swimming pool for more than 30 minutes, that hinge held up pretty well) but that thing's a toy, faint rusting like that doesn't matter. The Altec thing is a goddamn speaker advertised to be waterproof. Usually these "stainless" steel stuff only rust if you keep them in a very humid fridge for around a week. Rusting in 11 minutes is a horrendous crime for any kind of steel. Especially when the water is just on the speaker's surface instead of when the whole speaker is in the water.

[@psychtank8681]

I need to unlearn that you upload weekly. Today was so tiring. back to home to see you upload without me expecting is an ULTIMATE TREAT 😊😊😊

[@Killer_Kotomibro]

8:46 "Don't steal music." Screw you, Lars. Just for that I'm torrenting St Anger again just to not listen to it.

[@Gantwo]

I remember back in the day I was listening to my iPod photo with the Apple dirty buds, and I got a random shock through them. Blew them up in the process, but I can’t say they sounded any worse afterwards