HFY Reddit Story: Humans solve problems with explosions

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@bigham73 4 ай бұрын

"Any problem on Earth can be solved with the careful application of high explosives. The trick is not to be around when they go off." -Colonel Mertz von Quirnheim

@cjandauntieyaya1446 4 ай бұрын

Unfortunately for the Colonel, they put that explosive on the wrong side of the big oak table so Hitler was shielded. Hitler chose the massive oak table because he was superstitious and thought it had "good energy". Hitler did a lot of stupid superstitious stuff that didn't make sense but somehow kept his strategy unpredictable enough that no one could anticipate his next move. It was only with sheer will and all the allies working together did he finally get defeated. Shows how an insane person can accomplish much ruin and mayhem even if they are in fact stupid and illogical.

@jane2902 4 ай бұрын

ROFL! "Doing it the human way" may become a synonym for "blow it up!" Hilarious. Like that Story.

@Richdragon4 4 ай бұрын

Nitroglycerin is an EXPLOSIVE, however it doesn't explode in humans when treated with it. I don't think that counts.

@jordennichols6769 4 ай бұрын

Honestly I can't think of a situation where an explosion can't be used.

@levilandes1719 4 ай бұрын

Farming?

@jordennichols6769 4 ай бұрын

@@levilandes1719 nope you use explosion to till the land

@levilandes1719 4 ай бұрын

@@jordennichols6769 Give me a few minutes, I'm sure I'll think of something. Lmao

@levilandes1719 4 ай бұрын

Textile manufacturing. (We aren't seriously counting electricity are we?)

@jordennichols6769 4 ай бұрын

@@levilandes1719 Deposits of fluff and dust (fly) - dust on light fittings is a particular risk. Cotton fly is very hazardous when it is on fire, it is really difficult to put out because it is light and gets blown about by even light jets of water.

@SageofStars 4 ай бұрын

Ah, an Orion Drive...don't do that unless your ship is rated for it, because if you try and it's not, you go at the speed of a float scrap heap.

@Georgedennis-o5z 4 ай бұрын

Love the story, But there is No Explosion when using Nitroglycerin Tablets to stop Heart attacks and those tablets can't explode

@Bleg94 4 ай бұрын

yeah, thats where they did go from „explosions“ to „explosives“, which also isn’t 100% fitting since it can’t explode in that form but still funny story

@brian-my7ym 4 ай бұрын

Surprised they didn't mention the Saturn 5 rocket program

@pauldwalker 4 ай бұрын

this is a good story. it goes out with a bang.

@Venerable_Banana 4 ай бұрын

Art is an explosion.

@Mud_Monkey 4 ай бұрын

In this situation are we using the loose definition of explosion or the technical definition. With the technical definition explosions are required to cause a shock wave ie a detonation and as such deflagration wouldn’t be an explosion as it is subsonic so if you use the technical definition there are somethings we do not solve with explosions.

@MyChannelJZ 4 ай бұрын

Mr. Torgue would be proud🤣🤣🤣

@brian-my7ym 4 ай бұрын

Humans, problem go boom

@davidsmith6001 4 ай бұрын

Great story.

@Shadow.Dragon 4 ай бұрын

Great story! Of course Humans use explosions...fireworks, weapons, etc.! LOL!!!

@RustyEcks 4 ай бұрын

Loving it!

@andyfoshee2727 4 ай бұрын

I couldn't unsee the little pale lad (lass?) in the background who appeared to have no left foot. Not wearing clothes, okay, that might be cultural, but a blur for a right foot, and none at the end of the left leg... gotta say, I missed a couple lines of the story after locking on to that image. Then to see that their left hand seemed to be melding with their upper left leg. All I could think of was that this is what some species look like after a stroke - everything on that side just goes wonky in a REALLY weird way. Oh yea, decent story too... what part I was able to pay attention to.