HFY Story : The Gunfighter's Gift & You might be a Human Redneck... |2402~Deathworld, War and Humans

[@jakeand9020]

"If your species developed a weapon to kill a creature 100 times your size then 250000 years later you developed writing..." This has got to be my favorite, do to it's accuracy. The white rhino one was pretty good too.

[@clintcarpentier2424]

"... explosives, and it wasn't even a bomb..." Some things just stand out.

[@firedirewolf]

Would like to ask what it was referencing, our rockets?

[@clintcarpentier2424]

@@firedirewolf There was a time when some people got it in their heads that nuclear bombs could aid in mining ventures. Those were actual bombs, and legit really smart (allegedly) people in important places in US governance. BUTT!!! We have used a variety if explosives to do just that, mine, or tunnel. Gunpowder, TNT, nitroglycerine, etc etc etc. If there's dirty work to be had, boom is better, at least until appropriate tech can be afforded. And that tech is kinda expensive, not only to buy, but also to maintain. Let's face it, tech miners are more expensive than shit-shovellers. Simple solutions bring smiles to shit-shovellers.

[@mattbrown5511]

Tannerite is just plain fun.

[@H3xx99]

For me it was the tooth as a hunting trophy. Had to pause the video and catch my breath.

[@firedirewolf]

@@clintcarpentier2424 i'm reminded that there was a tiny, oh so small amount of time where people weren't told how dangerous radiation was... one couple finding out that they could paint the body with glowing paint used for painting watch numbers and hands... and found out the hard way before people were told how bad it was.

[@smileandwave3250]

Squirrel has brought me countless hours of entertainment and amusement. Rare thing for people to get, nowadays. So, as my first comment on one of his videos I'd like to say: "Thank you for all the stories, Storyteller."

[@rolandosada8077]

You’re in for a real treat. Listen to them all and wonder why the fates made you wait. 😂

[@EvilPaladin11]

Many would say that the space otter stories and other stories where humans save cute fluffy aliens are the best that Agro Squirrel has read, but I'd say that Venga Tank surpasses space cuties. The All Systems University series is a riot.

[@mackenziedrake]

Xeno Jeff Foxworthy is worthy. Might still get a stompin', though. The gunfighter story is a good one as well. Hopefully the smart kid stays smart. Many thanks!

[@blackphoenix2753]

Laughing hard.. Too bad you could not do that in a hick type or Jeff Foxworthy voice... Would have sent that story over the top.

[@LegendStormcrow]

The gunslinger's voice wasn't too bad. Not so much any other red neck or cowboy he's done. Still, I enjoy them.

[@merlinathrawes746]

I'm waiting for a galactic "Here's your sign" story now. As well as a galactic version of "I had the right to remain silent, but didn't have the ability" would be fun too. Maybe even a "Got'er did" story.

[@mattbrown5511]

"Dun goot 'er did" is my favorite here in the Deep South.

[@vladyvhv9579]

"They call that human... Tater Salad..."

[@Shadow.Dragon]

Great stories; Excellent narration! "You might be a redneck..." is classic Jeff Foxworthy. LOL!!!

[@thegingergent1337]

Your old man voice is so close to sounding like John Hurt and I just love it, keep that precious thing golden.

[@donaldscholand4617]

Here's your sign! Get'er done! They call me Tater! 😂😂😂😂

[@theuglybiker]

sha-ZAY-um!!

[@mlogan2k2]

Tater *Salad*. Gotta remember the whole alias.

[@Blazzes1001]

"Come and take it" lol, I didn't know the state of Texes fought an interstellar empire alone LOL

[@jakeand9020]

Didn't fight alone, were just willing to.

[@Blazzes1001]

@@jakeand9020 makes me want to ditch being a Midwesterner, can't match that bada$$ery

[@AegisMaelstrom14]

Late for the response... but... It is a... "Lone (•_•) Star ( •_•)>⌐■-■ State (⌐■_■)".

[@mattbrown5511]

Now I have to wonder if the list goes, or stops there. By the bug's definition, me and most of my friends would qualify several times over.

[@RealArcalian]

Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo Story 1: A purely human story, no aliens. Good gunplay, though. Story 2: If you every listened to Jeff Foxworthy and were a writer, you just might write a redneck HFY story.

[@robertstoneking7916]

It's good to know Jeff Foxworthy's descendants are still in the business and have a multi species audience.

[@vladyvhv9579]

Redneck = Lacking sophistication, be it temporary or permanently. As per Jeff Foxworthy's own words. As long as humanity exists, there will always be rednecks. Mainly, cause they're the ones who actually get stuff done.

[@kurtismiller9544]

For DA SKWERL and his Nest

[@weldersmurf86]

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[@ronpope1373]

No doubt now. Definitely my favorite story teller. By a long way!! Oh, two good ones.

[@garysprandel1817]

2 million tons of explosives? Sounds like an average Fourth of July for much crew back in the day.

[@mattbrown5511]

Well, they do make Tannerite for a reason.

[@awolfalone2006]

I was expecting Jeff Foxworthy.

[@straightshowtunelove]

Loved both stories. Especially the second one.

[@megumimuse7051]

Thanks!

[@AgroSquerril]

My pleasure, thank you for the dono its very much appreciated

[@MidnightSmoke]

Here is a like and comment for the stories, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, to appease the great and powerful KZbin algorithm demon, and get you the recognition you deserve.

[@oldtimefarmboy617]

Lot of truth in there. I have used TNT like firecrackers. Light the fuse, wait till the last moment, and then toss it as high into the air as you can before it explodes. Never lived close to a lake or river, but when you were visiting friends who did and you did not have much free time, TNT was a quick and dirty way to get some fish for dinner.

[@stephenthompson7187]

I don’t care what planet you’re from that’s funny right there! 😂

[@blehbleh8552]

I'm plesentlt surprised to see so many Blue Collar Comedy Tour fans here, remember to like and subscribe to the squirrel.

[@victortahlor4038]

Thank you for the reading

[@sharondillon4766]

Liked the intro!!

[@leightondoswell453]

Amazing work, so funny. Congratulations.

[@Kualinar]

... 2 million tons of explosive and it wasn't even a bomb... Yes. Sounds just about right.

[@vladyvhv9579]

If you paint a starship orange with 01 on the side and weld all of the airlocks shut, so that you have to climb in through the windows...

[@barelyasurvivor1257]

Great reads.

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For the algorithm and the beard !! 😂

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For the algorithm! Viva squirrel!

[@noahkleugh9323]

Great stories.

[@merlinathrawes746]

Space and the wild west. But it sounds like the slave traders got what they deserved. And the galactic legend of Jeff Foxworthy lives on.

[@anathardayaldar]

Jeff Foxworthy fans unite!

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