HFY Story : They call themselves... bluenecks & The End of Human Piracy |2187~War, Terran and Humans

[@JackEverfree]

No one is safe when the Oort cloud starts playing country music.

[@genericuser984]

erry body gangsta til' the rim dwellers pull out the banjos

[@gregwunderlich4253]

Not one. Not a single one is safe.

[@kleinjahr]

Monkey throw rock.

[@snidecommenter7117]

It's all fun and games until the banjo music starts.

[@Wastelandman7000]

Sho nuff these here xenos need ta meet our ice shotgun, right Clem?

[@thegingergent1337]

"Your Fuckcellency", I have to remember that one, just brilliant. Thank the Author for the phase and the Squirrel for the narration.

[@UsernotFound2018]

Oh, "Screen save" 💾

[@Wastelandman7000]

Indeed, it is most eloquent.

[@kennethhummel4409]

Banjo music starts playing but you can’t tell where it’s coming from.

[@vonkug]

In space no one can hear you banjo.

[@JaxLeBat]

@@vonkug which means its already in the ship

[@crowgrabber_former_er5bb8yb2t]

​@@JaxLeBat_yippee-kie-yi-kiei-hi-o_

[@alfredsutton4412]

For the authors who prefer physics to crude nuclear weapons. For the talented voice actor, may his voice remain strong and his health stronger! For the algorithm: may it's output show how much we enjoy these readings, may it's numbers go higher and higher.

[@Wastelandman7000]

First story: Xenos...wait...they turned ice into weapons???? Second story: Whether the time is long or short, Terra avenges always.

[@mikkelnpetersen]

When a ball of ice half the size of your ship hits with 70% the speed of light, you will quickly find out what E=mc2 means.

[@ImOwenWilson]

I can’t help but imagine the captain striking the childish gambino pose while airing out the emperor’s skull

[@KouuToriProductions]

To be fair, they do throw rocks REALLY well.

[@lowresSandwich]

To be really fair, humans have literally been throwing rocks in some form ever since they started picking them up

[@KouuToriProductions]

@@lowresSandwich Yeetology, if you will.

[@crowgrabber_former_er5bb8yb2t]

​@@KouuToriProductionsand blue necks are certified yeetologists, but not bye the government.

[@noppornwongrassamee8941]

Story 1: I'm pretty sure the losses from those RKVs have already exceeded any possible profit the aliens could possibly extract from the Sol system.

[@Wastelandman7000]

Well, you know how xenos are, they're all high and mighty. Just a question of how big of a hammer do you have to clock them with to make the point.

[@vonkug]

As the author: man is pretty good at throwing stones.

[@AlexSDU]

The amount of space debris created from all aliens' spaceships probably cover more than what Sol is worth.

[@vonkug]

as the author if bluenecks..... that was perfect. >chefskiss

[@Cadiangrunt99]

Them Duke boys decedants sure got up to some trouble didn't they?!

[@mattbrown5511]

Good ole boys and their shotguns. And the best revenge is served cold and sweet. May the voice forever spin these tales, and so many more, for our eternal enjoyment. Thank you Oh Great Voice of the interwebs.

[@blehbleh8552]

For the author, the algorithm, and the squirrel. Seems like the take away from these two stories is, don't mess with humans that have giant rocks.

[@Wastelandman7000]

Well....rocks were our first weapon, so they kind of come natural to us. LOL

[@blehbleh8552]

@@Wastelandman7000 our weapons technology has for almost the entire time just been about throwing rocks faster and more accurately too.

[@coolet9132]

@@blehbleh8552 You forgot to add the thing where we also changed the shape and material of said rock to make them more and more deadly.

[@A-Literal-Goat]

Rocks are both cool and deadly

[@blehbleh8552]

@@A-Literal-Goat that they are

[@mikkelnpetersen]

Your most dangerous enemy, is the one you create by your own action.

[@chefswamprat5118]

Earth, Mars, and Venus: Being invaded! Send help! Space Hillbillies in the Oort Cloud: 'banjo music stops' The ol' homestead's in trouble! Get the Snowball Chucker™️!

[@jukkiivi4282]

Slaver battleship vs eduring hail of relativistic comets? Isaac Newton and Albert Einstein are the most badass duo of space combat! Charging into nuclear minefield? Getting ganked by cavalry? Maybe you should have left the Earth alone? For the Authors! May they write Moar! For the Narrator! May he narrate Moar! For the Algorithm! May it always favor the Squirrel! For the Beard! May it regrow quickly!

[@Sean_XT]

The only thing more dangerous than rednecks, bluenecks(rednecks that work the asteroid belt and have degrees or equivalent experience in physics)

[@barelyasurvivor1257]

Love you evil cackle in the first story. It fits perfectly.

[@TheGreyGhost873]

May the health nanites be with you

[@patrick_j_lee]

Story 2 would make a great TV series - the last humans fleeing the empire that destroyed Earth while being pirates to survive - certainly different from most sci fi settings where aliens are the ones to form pirate societies.

[@RealArcalian]

Greetings Mentlegent! For the the Rhyhtm that is Algo Story 1: Never underestimate the hard working classes Story 2: Ahh, turning the tables. Lovely.

[@kurtismiller9544]

For da Skwerl and his Nest! May he always find all the nuts 🥜!

[@darwinskeeper421]

The stories are wonderful, as they always are. Please take care of your voice. I always appreciate your taste in stories and your narrative powers.

[@queenbee8045]

Rest well. Thank you for keeping me going.

[@ironwolfF1]

Never, _ever,_ give a human a reason to hold a grudge...they'll pursue it, even from beyond the grave.

[@dantreadwell7421]

Hee hee hee, Adm. Dakka, love it Those are more guidelines. . .

[@nathandc]

For the Algorithm! For the Beard! And For the Narrator!!

[@Monster_Ink]

Oh those were great! 😆 Thanks for the narration! For the algorithm!

[@erikagehm2805]

Everybody is gangster till they hear the bay of hunting hounds and banjos in the background.

[@nigelsmith7366]

Thanks muchly Squirrel 👍👍👍👍

[@ihtfp01]

"Admiral Dakka is it? Let me show you the meaning of Dakka on the world you destroyed..."

[@JackySmith-f7p]

The best narrator I have heard

[@Wastelandman7000]

And don't overdo it O noble Narrator. We wish to listen to the dulcet tones of your voice for many a failed alien invasion to come.

[@yomogami4561]

heh the oort cloud is the perfect place to colonize if we don't develop ftl dear empire, what goes around comes around thanks for the narration and best wishes for your health and surgery

[@taitano12]

If I was Barbosa, I would have told those two "You know, we would not have been pirates if you didn't MAKE us pirates. You brought this on yourselves... All of you." before blowing the Emperor's brains out and cutting comms. I would have put it on a general transmission as well, so that the entire fleet knew why they were dying.

[@Drakkmar13]

Glad you are back. I hope you are feeling better.

[@TS-bj8my]

A good story and well narrated thanks again Agro Squirrel!

[@paulross225]

Easy does it! Make sure you're up to this! 🤒 Great stories by the way! 👍

[@SmokeGrinder]

Good to see and hear you back in action.😀

[@SoManyDogs]

All hail the Squirrel! For the Algorithm. For the Health and Healing of the Magnificent Voice!

[@Zippyser]

Let the algorithm eat well tonight boys, this is quintessential.

[@flakcannon722]

Good stuff. for the author, for the squirrel, to appease the algorithm

[@AmbroseBoaBowie]

There will never be an end to true freedom! 🏴‍☠️

[@sgtwhisker26]

Larry, the cable guys ancestors are coming for your ass

[@AlexSDU]

Second story: The pirate should have let the emperor live first to let he see his fleet got destroyed in front of his eyes.

[@halukan9728]

second story could have ended with a "the empire was defenceless, and humanity was not, so came it to be that a new empire arose, the empire of man"

[@Atma_Weapon]

its good to see you back, agro. hope youre feeling better.

[@michaellively6467]

BadAss. Love the voices.

[@justins7683]

*enters oort cloud* **banjo music intesifies**

[@henrypaleveda7760]

we don't much cotton to soft hands round these parts. I can hear it clearly.

[@marvinjohnson2488]

I don't think I would have killed the emperor (until after the first mines went off).

[@davethompson3326]

Anyone who has read of Caesar and the pirates knew they wouldn't be freeing him.

[@karelvancamp4807]

Hope you are well. This one is for you, feeding the ALL devourING algorithm.

[@MidnightSmoke]

Here is your like and comment as payment for the stories and to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve.

[@peteratkin3788]

Loved the Bluenecks ending...

[@ianmoore2850]

That fits got drip you look like what i imagined seceral of the characters youve told me about look like

[@alexthomas8685]

Thank you for the narration! Keep up the great work!

[@dnddonut6242]

i see the rest was well worth it although i have missed you the opportunity has been that i could catch some of the stories i missed i don't know how you out put so much in so little time i have and will continue to appreciate your vast amount of effort and time p.s: loved the story choices to return with

[@allenmorgan1007]

For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!

[@snidecommenter7117]

Nothing like a Carthaginian Peace.

[@carsonrush3352]

Keep up tge epic work! These are always fun to watch.

[@valtiel2589]

good to see you doing well :)

[@eriklarson4504]

Argo squirrel, hope ya feel better

[@dalemorgan8263]

Yee, and I cannot stress this enough, haw

[@tabithachastain6999]

*Banjos in the distance*

[@lucienarindel5836]

When the Doom music hits

[@bradwolf07]

Ooh, they shouldn't have messed with Earth and after they did they should have killed all of us. Well Humanity played the long game and won

[@Iskelderon]

Same reason we'd be overpowered in any interstellar war Shitload of asteroids with iron and even heavier stuff and way bigger than what wiped out the dinosaurs, slap a rudimentary FTL engine on those and you can slam a planet killer right into the enemy's homeworld at the cost of just the engine and the time of a few wrench monkeys that bolted the stuff together..

[@calvingreene90]

To whom it may concern, By now I am sure you have noticed the hundred megaton impact events we have no intention of stopping launching the impacters until we recieve an unconditional surrender or the dead world is ready for seeding with earth life. Vladimir Ortega, Captain Imperial Terran Navy Commander Battlecruiser ITS Just Retribution.

[@michaelernst3731]

Agro be well my brother !

[@pandablair4226]

I like the music you have for the background noise. Not sure if you edit your videos yourself or if you have an editor on staff. Either way the videos are always well done. Good job.

[@AgroSquerril]

I choose the background music , The wife (editor) adds's it when she is doing her thing

[@Randomperson-ne3kp]

So alien slavers got deafened by northern hillbillies

[@davidhenderson3400]

Unlimited ammo cheat unlocked

[@AkGamerRo]

Populus terranus invictus

[@cameltanker1286]

Hoo ra!

[@asandrewsilvaw]

For the algorithm

[@green1400]

Fer the algorithm

[@elfeater1760]

For the Algorithm11!

[@merlinwizard1000]

102nd, 21 August 2023

[@melkiorwiseman5234]

Hmm... that last story was basically "aliens are Nazis and humans are Jews" ... in space! But it was quite well written and I liked it. (Just one of the many crimes committed by the Nazis was to force Jews to live in squalid conditions, then pretend that the squalid conditions were the fault of the Jews rather than being the fault of the Nazis forcing them into those conditions) May the algorithm be kind to you!

[@TheJeikou]

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[@klappstock943]

For the Algorithm the story and the voice

[@jimmycoyote74]

For the algorithm