Hidden Meaning in Guardians of the Galaxy - Earthling Cinema

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What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Guardians of the Galaxy? Welcome to Earthling Cinema, where we examine the last remaining artifacts of a once-proud culture and try to understand what human lives were like before their planet was destroyed. I'm your host, Garyx Wormuloid.
This week's film:
Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
Stars: Chris Pratt, Zoe Saldana, Dave Bautista, Vin Diesel, Bradley Cooper
Director: James Gunn
Production Co: Mavel Studios
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Written by: Ben Steiner
Analysis & Directed by: Jared Bauer
Starring: Mark Schroeder ( / mark_schroeder )
Co-Written by: Jeremy Katzenstein
Edited by: Ryan Hailey
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Opening Animation by: Danny Rapaport
Producer & Additional Artwork by: Jacob S. Salamon
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[@paradoxacres1063]

_"..overachieving stepchild of the Marvel Universe"_ Brilliant. Just brilliant.

[@dumpsterdaddy481]

Paradox Acres when :0

[@Handgun777]

about 30 seconds into the video.....

[@davidcain7761]

"Quill teaches Ronan how to Nae Nae and takes the infinity stone as his instructor's fee"

[@zacharygilmore1075]

David Cain That made me laugh so hard!

[@rollyrockefeller]

Do one on the room. It would be great to see Aliens treat this as the greatest thing humans ever produced.

[@fistfulofknowledge]

I don't know, Tommy Wiseau looks as if he's more related to Garyx than your average human.

[@KaedeLanyo]

+fistfulofknowledge I prefer calling him a creature from the beyond, but sure!

[@hunterklein8429]

The Room? Or 2015's "Room"? Because the latter was a spectacular movie

[@rollyrockefeller]

Compared to the room (2003), room (2015) is just horrible. I mean did you see Tommy Wiseau's delivery? It's out of this world.

[@aazhie]

+That Guy on the Left (LGC) SUPPORT!!

[@TreClaire]

this is honestly just about my favorite series on youtube.

[@WisecrackEDU]

+TreClaire Thanks! It means a lot to us. Well, not Garyx, because he's been consumed by darkness and is a shell of his former self. But everyone else, we're touched here.

[@Willthethrillproductions]

+Wisecrack oh dear 😂

[@xoran4863]

Noooo Garyx R.I.P :(

[@CyGea]

"Human powers of butting into other people's business."

[@OtsukaOde]

Well that tracks. Since it's the main power for humans in Star Trek universe too ;)

[@wizzzer1337]

"primarily from earth"... so you know about Ziggy Stardust?

[@Dalt1n999]

+wizzzer1337 He's actually saying that these songs became universe wide known after the movie, or even after Peter Quill went everywhere and now everyone outside of Earth (including Garrix Wormloid) has a copy of his mixtape. But that doesn't stop Ziggy from being a major star in the universe during Garrix's future, assuming, of course, that when Garrix's race blew up planet Earth they didn't blew up the rest of the Solar System, because that would mean Mars is destroyed and Ziggy is dead

[@davidspring4003]

+Gambito99100 yes, but what about Jefferson Starship?

[@Dalt1n999]

David Spring They're still flying around, every bar in the galaxy plays Jane like 20 times per day

[@davidspring4003]

Gambito99100 and, hey, if Star Wars can get them, so can places within our own galaxy, right?

[@Dalt1n999]

David Spring yeah

[@TheTruesonicfan3602]

I actually think He hit a world record for most times said "Paperweight" in one video.

[@WisecrackEDU]

+The Hazmat Ace Paperweight paperweight paperweight.

[@datguy8805]

+Wisecrack did you know, he didnt mean to drop the weight, but that was added cause comedy

[@MoeMentos]

+phantom miner It was kept, not added. But that's not really the flavor of analysis this series concerns itself with (thankfully).

[@destructodude]

Universe record belongs to the Paprex Nebulon.

[@theunwelcome]

at least until Pitbull records his next album...

[@AntonAdelson]

"Guardians of the Galaxy is a film permeated by tragedy, and I'm not just talking about the plot holes." MAJOR WIN ! !

[@DamianReloaded]

+Anton Adelson Tragedy

[@AntonAdelson]

Thank you! Auto correct. ..

[@crucifook]

+Anton Adelson Major win? really? I don't recall any huge plot holes in the movie, just a few small things that bear little to no weight on the overall plot. This joke was wasted on a movie that really doesn't have serious plot holes.

[@patrickmcginty3234]

+African Aids There was a missed opportunity for a funny joke in one scene that our dear friends in the How it should have ended channel pointed out. But that's about all I can think of.

[@AntonAdelson]

Have you seen cinemasins?

[@simianbarcode3011]

"but it turns out Gamora is more like *THIS* with Ronan." made my day! ^_^

[@guada-o-nada]

The hidden meaning behind Punch Drunk Love, Magnolia, the Matrix, and the Chungking Express.. any of those would be awesome!

[@andrewcalebgorospe2754]

"I choose the former...everytime." Hahaha

[@minuteman3317]

When Earth decided to vex Wormuloid, he decimated it's population. And to add insult to injury, he made videos dedicated towards our pop culture.

[@Mattteus]

Did he call The Traveling Wilburys The Wild Thornberrys? Well done guys, well done.

[@hajiro9061]

The paperweight term for the Power Stone ages like fine wine

[@WooMaster777]

3:34 "...An assortment of 1970's and 80's songs PRIMARILY from earth..."??? Primarily? Wait... David Bowie was in the soundtrack... OMG!!! :O

[@OdaSwifteye]

He actually returned to his home planet.

[@yourfriendlyneighbourhoodl6206]

Oda Swifteye Wait what, what are you talking about?

[@MB-uz7cr]

How do you even keep your head up with those eyebrows ?

[@WisecrackEDU]

+SHKLO O Intense physical training.

[@zvanev]

+Wisecrack LMAO

[@Yjin570]

Eyebrows make your teeth go gray

[@phillipayriss3608]

+SHKLO O Lower native gravity.

[@Kassidar]

That's why they shoot this in space.

[@insane911g]

Yes, Vengeance is always the answer! .....but laughing through pain sucks too.

[@bearling477]

"I choose the former every time" Holy fuck the way that was delivered had me choking on laughter.

[@09.hoangminhhai74]

It's pretty funny that this video came out in 2016, but it has already mentioned the infinity stones as paperweights

[@alfikrie60an]

"And I'm not just talking about plot holes." XD

[@Jumper706]

"Evoking K'Nex" had me on the floor!

[@lieutenantbites5739]

Garrex Wormuloid, I must say your eyebrows are quite fashionable. Certainly no human could attain such levels of bushiness in the brows of one's eyes. Now I would like to divert your attention to an Earthling artifact that has come into my possession, known as The Simpson's movie. Though no one in the movie has your level of eyebrows, or any eyebrows at all for that matter, it is a very interesting artifact, as they keep hinting at a sequel, yet none have been made.

[@ashsweet]

why is Garax undergoing so much character development? I love it.

[@monopolio25]

This guy's delivery is so fantastic! XD It reminds me of Adam West

[@unlimited-edge]

I swear, every time I go into these I think that's it's gonna be a joke, but then they end up making really good and thought-provoking points.

[@NOICKNOICK]

For some reason that last line "I choose the former every time" Reminded me of Walter White.....

[@aubreykosch4227]

"some goth guy named Ronan." Favorite part.

[@mickypure]

Wow did not expect my name to be on 0:10... wow! So happy ^_^

[@emmanuelblake5555]

I was so high when I saw this movie. It blew my mind.

[@easysnakeoven9052]

We need the hidden meaning of.... The bee movie.

[@paulakroy2635]

The bee movie is actually really deep.

[@christianschmidt9628]

Love you Garyx. You're sunny disposition fills me with happiness and love

[@danielpaterson2694]

This is Denix from the Petarox Kingdom. Our kingdom compliments your kind's eyebrows and come with a request. We wish for you to do an Earthling Cinema on Deadpool. Your reward shall be...one exotic butter.

[@S0ulGh0st]

That Galapago's Tortoise joke made me crack xD

[@offduty23]

please do Scarface

[@WisecrackEDU]

+offduty23 You talking to me?

[@ANLATCHNOON]

+Wisecrack :D

[@offduty23]

+Wisecrack yes, please. "Say hello to my little friend!"

[@danielgehring7437]

+offduty23 But they tell you the plot in the movie itself. First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get _da weeemen_!

[@offduty23]

+Daniel Gehring k I agree. But the deeper analysis, like an all too necessary comparison between tony montana and Icharus, hasn't been made by our excellently eyebrowed host.

[@Strawberry92fs]

Holy shit, I'm surprised by how much legitimate commentary was in this episode, it's one of my favourites so far.

[@quinnconnelly7245]

meaning of Lost?

[@LaurenTheorist]

yes please!

[@SAUglaz]

+Quinn Connelly No one knows. Even Lindelof.

[@BigGator5]

I support this.

[@commenturazz]

Yes!!

[@tharguywhowatches]

yes yes yes

[@declanhugors]

Garex even knew that Loki regarded the Stones as paperweights

[@hech-kay5060]

The paperweight Thing makes Sense after watching Loki.

[@JohnyK07]

All those things he listed is what makes that movie so frickin' awesome!

[@cherrybiscottitouille3753]

Is it just someone's job to trash movie boxes? 'Cause if so, I want that job.

[@armaniac661]

The first and only super powerful hammer in cinematic history xD

[@milly9713]

He didn't actually mean to drop the orb. It was something he did by accident that they kept in the movie.

[@shockwave6698]

"I choose the Former... Everytime!!" Damn, way to bring reality to a funny show!!

[@rapsody230]

so... friendship is magic?

[@whalnar6010]

+rapsody230 *muffled my little pony theme in the distance*

[@sordidvulpes2439]

"Today we'll be looking at the show that ended mankind by spreading friendship and cancer, the end of the world was caused by ponies"

[@NicDude583]

If y'all can get the footage, I think it'd be cool to see an analysis of Hamilton the Musical.

[@mr.bootleg424]

When will they uncover "The Room". Every self-respecting movie critic, including extra-terrestrials, must review this movie at one point in their career.

[@lucs7754]

Please may you do A Clockwork Orange?

[@yasha12isreal]

Do Donnie Darko please!

[@maddymat4695]

I LOVE YOUR CHANNEL SO MUCH thank you for existing

[@Nipah.Auauau]

Why do you insist that the sphere was a paperweight? I mean, unless you live where I am which has two gravity wells intersecting at a roughly 90degree angle wouldn't it just, you know, roll off?

[@wassuppeeps]

I've been trying to figure out what you mean for a good 10 minutes... Could you explain?

[@haydenbrooks2249]

+Rory Challenger imagine two circles intersecting, which creates a circle of gravity of neither high nor low, keeping it suspended in place. If a sphere is placed on a flat surface it would roll off since it is round

[@philippines9323]

So I guess you're not from my part of town

[@coreyhigdon8552]

I'm so glad I found this!!!!! This is the funniest thing pretty much on KZbin!!!!

[@crazyeddy98]

This may sound weird, but you have a very nice voice. :)

[@crazyeddy98]

(and eyebrows)

[@Nyorane]

And dick. :)

[@Lambda_Ovine]

And a huge dick. He's the perfect man.

[@olohfj]

I don't know how the hell you came up with this. You are a legit genius. Space salute! Never quit, your insight keeps blowing my mind and making me think. ... you thinkmaker ;)

[@tvproductionsltd]

OOGA CHAKA

[@THEGREATMAX]

+The Sarcastic Sasquatch It's HOOKED on a feeling. Quit ruining the joke~

[@44Ryan77]

+The Sarcastic Sasquatch hooked*

[@Zeldagirlartist]

"His human powers of butting into other people's business". That was the funniest thing I have ever heard

[@danielduncan798]

The paperweight infinity stone reference has aged well! #Loki

[@betaraytim4382]

AWESOME, i didn't though that in something so pure as guardians of the galaxy, i mean in the simplicity of plot and execution and general tone, could be that philosophical weight, how awesome is that, !!!! :D great show

[@BishopS]

Agreed. Vengeance all the way.

[@valterjohansson6397]

Love this chanel! Funny yet acurate and suprisingly deep with its comparesings and likenesses. good job! btw those eyebrows wold make a sick lipbrush.

[@philkensebben2000]

Clockwork Orange next?

[@HawiOfficial]

You have the best eyebrows in the business!

[@ironfox4990]

Do all MCU movies please.

[@agm2726]

Seriously Mr. wormuloid? This movie doesn't really have a hidden meaning, it has a meaning, a basic one and it's not even hidden!

[@shortcutDJ]

thanks Garex Wormuloid, for clearing that up.

[@RolandMcGruner]

One of my favourite Earthling Cinemas, maybe THE favourite

[@TotalVikingPower]

This seems a bit just like a recap of the movie, and not so much of a analysis of the hidden meaning.

[@trickyricky98]

They are all like this

[@danielgehring7437]

+TotalVikingPower I mean he did hit on the central themes, but when those themes only go so far as basically saying Friendship is Magic there's not much to say that wouldn't be pedantic. ...although now that I think about it, spending a little time saying that a theme doesn't have to be complex to be engaging would have been a nice touch.

[@sadrans444]

That's because it's a lowest common denominator Marvel movie with not much in the way of analysis.

[@thekingof300]

+Scott Dransfield lol you'd think people would understand that by now

[@Y2Kforthewin]

+TotalVikingPower Its because this movie is really really fucking overrated. People think its incredibly clever and detailed when it is simply a fun adventure/sci fi film with little depth. (i personally fucking hate this movie..)

[@latieraeve]

Friendship is magic Mr. Wormuloid

[@raizumichin]

"Primarily from Earth". Dies.

[@benshelley3544]

I completely enjoyed your analysis of deflating drama with the use of flippant and cynical wisecracks used through the movie; and that you delivered that message through a flippant and cynical medium such as this.

[@imaniscott8535]

"I choose the former ever time" hahahahaha

[@dantodd3737]

Great as always.LOST! LOST earthling television would be mucho appreciatedo!

[@wm4873]

CAPTAIN JANET, SHE'S A HERO!

[@ricancira]

I laugh to keep from crying...and when I do cry, it's to keep me from crippling people.

[@Wolferine07]

Do Aliens! There's a lot going in that movie: xenophobia (no pun intended), technophobia, feminism, motherhood. Plus it's fucking awesome.

[@wheatboi8255]

Alien movies are all those things but they're primarily sexual assault. An extremely phallic creature chases a woman in her under to either forcefully impregnate her or peirce her with its tounge. Hell, that goop on the alien that makes it look slick and wet. KY jelly. They went through barrels of it through production.

[@chancepaladin]

It'd be like a 5 hour long video of just the first one...

[@Rhodon506]

Kudos to you for being able to squeeze out anything meaningful about this film MULLHOLLAND DRIVE! Or Snyechdoche. Now there's some fat to sink ones teeth into

[@julianramirez1536]

Please do Kung fu panda

[@SpitefulAZ]

you guys need to do these more ofen!

[@Luke00126]

The Hidden Meaning of Cloud Atlas

[@kalki3060]

I love the way he says Garyx Wormuloid

[@orsonzedd]

LOL, Wild Thornberries instead of Traveling Wilburys

[@Hero-up8hv]

In the beginning I don't think he didn't notice his moms death.Just trying to cop with it.Hints why he was trying to comfort himself by doing something he loves that was given to him by someone he loves. Panning the camera to him figiting hands.Lots of ppl do this when they are uncomfortable and trying to remain calm.

[@oliviahesson881]

Chris Pratt could murder my family and I'd still love him.

[@Mosixman]

Women.

[@artistwithouttalent]

Mosixman And men. That man is too damn charming to dislike.

[@Kal_el1998]

Olivia Hesson tf is wrong with you?

[@RODERICKMOLASAR]

Olivia Hesson Waste of words. That one's a no-brainer. But of course you haven't met my family.

[@pseudonymousbeing987]

Olivia Hesson Hey after the infinity war, ahem, mishap, with mr lord and purple blob whatdyathink? Love him yet?

[@rafaelo1013]

You should also do Hidden meaning in video games and comics, on movies, Big fish would be awesome, Captain America the winter soldier, The outsiders, Hellboy, and Lord of the rings. Aaaaand, series! Walking dead, Game of thrones, stranger things! Guys, you are doing an amaaaaaaazing show, really, really good. Great job!

[@PseudoEmpathy]

Wacky-waving-inflatable-arm-flailing-tube-men!

[@mattynigma]

I think this is my favorite superhero movie

[@cutlerrox06]

Do Team America!

[@okwagstaff]

Anything for Mr. Robot would be great! A Hidden Meaning, 8-Bit Philosophy, Frame by Frame...anything.

[@gavindalf2547]

Hidden meaning in the Pokemon Movie.

[@gustavoalmanza2673]

The Warriors would be awesome! There's themes to be explored

[@kunalrghai]

Weird you refer to a human as earthling but a raccoon as raccoon.

[@Liu_99]

kunal ghai fur lives matter

[@emc246]

kunal ghai He is not a raccoon, he is a Rocket. There's a difference.

[@galbavly219]

good one!! i love your channel!!

[@cin2110]

matpat sent me here

[@NoahRulesYourScreen]

Earned a new subscriber. :) Would love to see an episode on Reservoir Dogs!

[@themusician4909]

Meaning of Undertale?

[@ocelot9496]

Undertale is nothing more than a giant guilt-trip, designed to make weak human's eyeballs leak.

[@themusician4909]

***** Have you played the game? I didnt understand the hate on Undertale before i played it. Once i did, i finally know why people love to hate it. People on the Internet are Idiots. Lets just admit that. They are entitled to their own opinion and won't change a bit. Once i played it, i thought it would be an RPG like normal. Then i realised that the game was unique. You don't have to kill these monsters, you can make friends with them. In almost all RPG's, you are told to kill monsters. But this, i think this game shows that Monsters are not bad. The only monster is us humans. These guys are trapped here and if came in and kill them all. We would've made them suffer even more. I love Undertale for the Characters, Graphics (Fuck off graphic gremlins), music and gameplay. A 10/10 on everything. I don't get the hate on this game. I don't see much meme's in the game, its just the fanbase. Fans usually put two and two together to make an AU of their own. When people love things, they love it with a passion. And would want to be apart of it. I still don't get why people hate Undertale. Either people never played it, or its just a hate swarm that is swarming the internet. I get the hate behind FNAF. The game is not scary, the story is cliched, and the gameplay is boring. But i don't get the hate behind Undertale. The game is probably one of the most memorable games i ever played, the story (while a bit cliched) has some originality with it. Again, you are entitled to your own opinion. But please, don't be a fucking dick and tell other people their opinion sucks.

[@ActuatedGear]

+The Musician ...How many times have you played it? Just sayin...play it again...and pay attention.

[@themusician4909]

actuatedgear Twice. Neutral and Pacifist. I don't do Genocide.

[@internetalias1613]

+The Musician I don't personally like Undertale because it has a bit of a clichéd story and the gameplay is basically the same JRPG formula done over again, would I say I *hate* it though? No, I wouldn't. First off, I can see why people love this game and I think that it is good for the gaming industry as a whole to have a videogame that encourages pacifist values. I would like a calm and mature discussion with you about Undertale, so, what do you say?

[@anthonyvillanueva5226]

Calling the Infinity Stone a paperweight aged very nicely

[@alexandrumoise1511]

not a very good paperweight, seeing as it would easily roll of the paper. I say: a total ripoff

[@user-ff1ws1sf2u]

"Gets blowed up" It's blown up mr worm man

[@BoilingJD]

There is no meaning it was a kid's movie for kids.

[@frogambassador]

+BoilingJD if you watched the video you'd see the truth my friend

[@BoilingJD]

+Andy G Pretty much all cartoons have a friendship theme.

[@frogambassador]

BoilingJD doesn't change the fact that it has a meaning though does it :)

[@Grunkle2210]

+BoilingJD This isn't a cartoon

[@joshuahay2173]

+BoilingJD Just because something was made for kids doesn't mean no meaning exists within it. Just look at Inside Out from last year, one of the most emotionally honest mainstream movies in a while. Or the book of The Lorax, or the original novel of Winnie the Pooh.

[@mikevaughn1651]

OMG The Room pleaseeeeeeee!!!! that would be awesome.

[@Hollyberrystreats]

"I choose the former, EVERYTIME"....hmm...I think its about time you told us how we all die...

[@maggiesmith856]

Earth blows up , leaving behind only a collection of DVDs.

[@frankirons9337]

3:38 That's not the order of the movie, and all of those songs can fit on one side of the cassette! It's under 45 minutes!