High Noon Hard Seltzer Review: Let's Day-Drink!

[@mattrobinson5099]

Every now and then he let's loose with an extremely precise description of a flavor that reminds you he's an actual sommelier. Watermelon but towards the end with a little white rind. Instanly knew exactly what that tastes like.

[@joeldgraff]

I totally agree. When he drank Boones Farm and said it tasted like "microwaved Laffy Taffy" I felt that

[@dirgeofthedawn]

@King Klebold Can't a man be both be homeless living in his car AND a sommelier? Like a philosopher living in a cave!

[@Roadman1000]

"I'm day drinking Jaeger and Absinthe these days" Fuck I felt that.

[@Ghostdog82k]

So glad im not the only one....

[@Somelucky]

He’s got the right idea. Stick to the herbals, including alcohol.

[@squiremuldoon5462]

With all those herbs I’m sure they are healthier options.

[@andrewgarcia3136]

jaebsinthe

[@killsalot78]

heh, apparently this is actually a thing? Im also guilty of this

[@jonb1798]

Did he kill Dean? A few vids back he said he was going to take up bow hunting "right now" and ran off with 4 1/2 Busch cans!

[@JohnDoe-vf2yo]

Perhaps a "Hunting accident"?

[@danmonster2002]

He hinted at this a few times.

[@LOWBORN-the-LOATHSOME]

PV3 straight-up said "that guy (Dean) must be dead", in the previous ep.

[@williamberry4597]

That is a good point.

[@RobCamp-rmc_0]

I assumed that an arms deal in Sinaloa went all pear-shaped for Dean but maybe I missed something

[@RichardPhillips27]

PVIII with the MAXIMUM KZbin ads setting on really plays into the character. I honestly kinda love it

[@nefariousyawn]

I'm in here with KZbin premium just so my KZbin sommelier can get a little extra.

[@iamcool544]

What do you mean I only got 1 5 second ad

[@SteveWhipp]

What are these "ads" of which you speak? (Sent from a network with a pi-hole)

[@Arrslicker]

Depends on where you live my friend.

[@ninjabreadman8166]

You'll always be the coolest uncle in our book, PV3.

[@nolanwadr]

I like these videos cause I watch these as I pass out while missing class and it makes me feel like I’m not alone even though I live with 3 roommates and haven’t met a single one just because I’ve been too drunk the whole time

[@joegideon8461]

"Hey Vanmeyer." "Yes, Dean?" "Why are there copies of the style section all over the place? D-do you have a dog? A little chow or something?" "No, Dean." "Is that a raincoat?" "Yes, it is!" #prayersfordean

[@Proto1Dude]

PV3 was the best sommelier Dorsia had. No clue why they let him go.

[@WD.909]

Ahhh I got that reference!

[@ii_r_ftw]

either pure coincidence that this comes out the same day a few hours after how to drink did hard seltzers or you are extremely quick on producing videos. either way impressive

[@JohnFaludi]

The plot thickens around Dean... lol #prayersfordean

[@adam7190]

PV3 was never a rocket scientist, but he'll always be my space cadet. ❤

[@Dark_Light27]

High five to this man for making getting drunk on literally anything influencer-ish

[@jamit2u]

Hello PV3 isn’t day drinking during the summer so much better with more daylight hours? #prayersforPV3liver

[@0_O_0001]

Next episode: "PV3 Sommeliering from jail because they found Dean. Today we are trying toilet wine from cell 302."

[@apachedisco]

A sweet-ass fine toliet wine

[@Arrslicker]

Our thoughts are with Dean, but our prayers are to see Prescott Van Meower again.

[@yowman98]

the saga with dean continues

[@robertl6196]

Hey PVIII: remember bud, when the rotting smell starts, throw out some lime around the house and it'll clear that right up.

[@badhombre8944]

Some of your best work, Prescott. You should do Fruit Smash seltzer next

[@MrRBgunner21]

my headcanon is that hes a writer for some comedy tv show and this is his passion project

[@chef24jim]

I feel like the Dean story is getting dark.

[@beserkergang]

You mentioned absinthe...I would love to see your take on Lucid absinthe.

[@davidp2888]

PVIII...the best thing to happen in 2021.

[@kpersaud]

After seeing HTD's episode today, PV3 and Greg should and maybe need to do a collab.

[@bigernmccracken5736]

I’m beginning to think PV3 may know a little more about ol’ Dean’s “mysterious disappearance” than he’s letting on… 🤔 I mean, who hasn’t done despicable, unspeakable things while on a 3-day Absinthe binge, right? … right?!?!

[@nickd5343]

I'd love to see a review of Military Special Vodka. It's got a picture of a tank on the front, that's how you know it's good. Also doubles as tank degreaser.

[@mediumunwell]

It ain't a day until PV3 gives is an episode, possibly indicating Abby is a real person and giving us a crisis whether or not it's a schtick or if it's real pain...

[@jasonsilva3088]

Honestly you need to try the grapefruit one! It’s the best tasting one!

[@NicholasHoward]

Ayyy notification squad 😎

[@nPeezy-oz1gm]

This stuff is bottled(or canned) through an in line blending system. You have a tote of concentrated essence full of dye, and input a recipe on a computer that adds HFCS, malt, citric acid, potassium citrate, DI water, and also c02. Then sent through filters to a filler.

[@LOWBORN-the-LOATHSOME]

Prescott has nice clothes again! Although he must not have raided Dean's wardrobe, I can't imagine him (Dean) wearing that.

[@BJCDavis2777]

Ahhh, High Noon, named like a full bodied Whiskey, tastes like what your Aunt Clara drinks before getting frisky.

[@AD-on3zx]

I'm starting to get a slight Curious Creations of Christine Mcconnell vibe here. Pleasant enough, but a dark undertone. Dean, hang in there, we'll find you.

[@ParagonKootra]

Not if he buried the body properly

[@syme9925]

Try Choco Vine, chocolate wine!

[@henk-janschouten9092]

Yesss! Please do!

[@birdtrainingpotential]

Cloying, a word I've never heard till now and after I looked up the definition. My new favorite word!

[@My_Naginta]

Could you please review Kraken rum? Wors... I mean, best! rum I've ever had

[@lucywarmbrodt3353]

Not gonna lie, I like Kraken and juice (OJ or something tropical)...maybe sorry but probably not?

[@ryuk202]

@@lucywarmbrodt3353 its okay to like it,but you are missing out on all of the nuanced rums available for less money

[@lucywarmbrodt3353]

@@ryuk202 you right, I will expand my rum collection post haste!

[@ryuk202]

@@lucywarmbrodt3353 strong recommendation for Smith and Cross pot still and Plantation dark and 3 star

[@PaxIesus]

"You're a little too cloying" Oh look, that's how my OWN Abby described ME!

[@adog1233]

So glad I have a second account to subscribe and ring bells twice. Thanks for all you do, also to that one dislike, you monster.

[@laddyboy123]

I'm wondering if PV3 is unemployable for some reason, or if he just wants to be a deadbeat freeloader living in a (likely) dead guys house?

[@NotJeffXEpstein]

Love you, big man

[@Jcaeser187]

I day drank jaeger before I became an alcoholic, now I have more class

[@MsCgordo]

Tots and pears for Dean.

[@maxpay150]

Ooooh nice cowboy impression!

[@irock550]

I drink these while doing homework in my dorm room lmfao

[@SailBoy1987]

Best seltzer company by far, nothing comes close.

[@mrmacguff1n]

Just started working at Totsl Wine. These videos could be handy lol

[@ianh1504]

That typo made it look like you said you work at Tots! Wine and I was intrigued

[@kittykatmann]

wake up babe new PV3 content

[@baileyvazquez3988]

Watching that saloon mimic, suddenly I'm concerned. You doing OK buddy? Need to talk? No I don't know why that's the point I wondered 😂

[@delawaresace]

I don't like watermelon, but I'd give this a try. Just because PV3 said it's how to start day drinking

[@DanielVance]

You just know that what Spittoon imbibes doesn't go to waste.

[@RougeHound]

I believe most hard seltzer use fermented alcohol to make it cheaper. When they say vodka and seltzer they may be wanting to distinguish that they aren't trying to cut corners. The higher ABV alcohol also leaves more room for them to use for flavor. The high abv liquor would also remove any off flavors from fermented alcohol.

[@billwalles3757]

Looks like the ice maker is making water from filtered water, wow, he likes his water clean.

[@Somelucky]

That’s because it’s probably really his home and he likes clean ice for his drinks. However, the family stories are entertaining.

[@YearsOfLeadPoisoning]

Greg from HTD also had a video on High Noon Hard Seltzer today. Was there an review embargo lol

[@megaderp9442]

I have a feeling that Prescott needs some hugs and someone telling him that they are proud of him

[@jennifernicole8430]

single moms pre-gaming for an episode of the bachelor…. ah reminds me of so many women I know…. 😂

[@bigpotter8383]

Absinthe and Red Bull is pretty fire

[@tylerhensley8193]

I would love it if you reviewed a real bottle of wine. I'll send you one if you want.

[@jennabolmgren]

That High Noon pineapple is 🔥🍍

[@siquora]

Have you tried STILLY?

[@sirwaffleluver8168]

i love this world building

[@DoubleDsp]

What's the best outdoor game to play while day drinking? Is there one drink better then others for different games?

[@bluephreakr]

An intriguing twist in the plot of the unemployed sommelier. He's dead, boys! No #prayersfordean can bring back the dead.

[@Allahbatross]

If you wanna continue the vodka seltzer tasting, I would recommend carbliss, specifically the passionfruit flavor, it hardly tastes like a seltzer. #prayersfordean #deancomehomealittlelater

[@kirbfruit]

If he is gone for long enough call squatter's rights

[@xredgambit]

PV3, can you do a video from Deans basement or backyard? It's totally not to confirm you didn't kill dean and bury him or stash him in the basement. Just know if you need an alibi, pv3nation has your back. Also #prayersfordean

[@adog231231]

I've never liked any hard seltzer besides high noon, not sure if it's just because it's vodka/juice or what, but I wish a 4 pack wasn't $10. #prayersforpv3, to inherit a house heyoooo.

[@notsoserious0944]

Mad genius.

[@johnnycampbell3422]

Cheers to bow hunting, and happy accidents. #prayfordean (not being found).

[@101rockfreak]

so awesome as usual

[@My_Naginta]

Is Pv3 spying on me? I found my old hacky sack this morning going through storage. Brought into the most empty room of my place and started trying it out again. I think I got four tags. My cat wouldn't stop attacking it when hit the floor. Little bastard! Use your paws, not your teeth!

[@hannahdages7698]

I already love you. We are now friends.

[@edwardmeer95]

You'll day drink anything? Manort?

[@alanna2606]

THE COWBOY SAUNTER 💀

[@kennethjensen2117]

hey bro can you do a pilk video I know it's non-alcoholic but shit's unironically awesome, it's just like a coke float maybe put a spin on it with baileys haha

[@chancelord8052]

Can you do Happy Dad next? Love your vids bro

[@christianoliver3572]

I'll drink anything during the day.......

[@Mkby88]

already 4 drinks In!

[@SBG420]

Cheers YAll

[@dumb445]

I've never clicked faster

[@daviduliana9950]

He hasn't been talking about Abbey lately. Wonder why?

[@bbrasky]

Wow, that one was quite a bit longer than I expected. (Abby told me to make that comment, but I suspect she wasn't talking about the video).

[@TarkisRai]

Why not eke back into sommelier territory with Day Drinking, that wine spritzer from a country band?

[@dennesque]

We need a crossover episodr where you crash How To Drinks channel, where you're caught trying to steal his alcohol mid filming

[@CautiousDavid]

Ngl, I think I’ll try some high noon as a result of this video. That’ll be the first I believe.

[@AnonAdept]

I'm your cowboy?!? So should have said I'm your huckleberry.

[@blackoceancreativeuniverse]

"High Noon at the Glassy Spittoon".

[@Rodzilagunz]

These sound nice to drink at the beach while high at noon.....

[@aajustjay]

Mmmmmmmmm Ahhhhhhhhh

[@My_Naginta]

Not wrong

[@roycemcgarry1992]

Now I can’t unsee Woody from toy story

[@based3399]

This dude has "I beat my wife for overcooking the roast" vibes.

[@ninjabreadman8166]

Start your day the seltzer way! High Noon!

[@moreupdog]

Speaking of lunch debris - please get an opaque vessel to spit into. Seeing it slosh around in the clear glass one is somewhat gross.

[@rickmorgan8895]

6:17 was funny as hell

[@FiZ]

I think this is the most... 'open' he's been with us before taking a swig

[@PokemonZeta6]

How can we send you bottles? My girlfriend and I want to send Utah made alcohol :P

[@VegasBrent]

Ouch, just thinking about day drinking Jaeger and Absinthe makes my brain numb. 🤣😜😵

[@mattp8274]

review the snoop dogg 19 crimes

[@jeffreywalker6845]

#prayersfordean

[@jeffreywalker6845]

Notification gang represent

[@inagildedcage]

Did…did you hurt Dean, PV3?

[@FlaccidCentaur]

I knew you were gonna say Woody. You look just like him.

[@SigRho1429]

Is it safe to say it’s the bean-eating-at-the-campfire scene from “Blazing Saddles” of alcoholic drinks?

[@schubur]

Would love to see this turn into a murder mystery channel lol. Like clue but with a wrongfully accused man who’s being attacked by a family who’s framed him for the death of a person who had learned to much.

[@joeengland3655]

u my sir are hilarious...