I suck at real life so I made a new life and it was terrible

I suck at life so I played the game of life 2. Turns out I kinda suck at that, too.
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And myself :D
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[@ellebish0p]

as a paige who's never heard my name in a game before, i'm taking this as a sign to treat myself and buy two houses

[@Carla-wk3mz]

Go for it!

[@gracehaven5459]

Hello Paige, does your name mean something different than a piece of paper or is that only spelled as page?

[@paigeyysnydeyy]

Me too girl

[@caralho5237]

@@djej6524 Well then so am i

[@iduska4328]

you must love books tho, they have tons of PAiGES

[@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126]

Kevin: do I want a baby or a bed This coming from the guy who bought a grilled cheese sandwich maker instead of a bath in the sims

[@yeaman8111]

@chill @ disliked and REPORTED you

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@ballistichorse6221]

@chill @ why?

[@yeaman8111]

@@ballistichorse6221 it was self promoting

[@blueninja012]

@@yeaman8111 did you: a. dislike and report yourself b. coincidentally have the same name or c. change your name to match theirs because all of these possibilities are odd

[@paigehitchens]

“Jesus, Paige is miserable!” UM I come to this app for fun, not to be reminded of my loans and depression thank you

[@paigeyysnydeyy]

Same girl same

[@kaylafairnbain8163]

All my fellow paiges

[@pfluff_4223]

We should all unite in our misery.

[@paigecrouch3106]

I am also a paige

[@user-cb1jn1ll8s]

Sheesh yall are a pain

[@callmeturg]

"today we're playing the game of life, and lord knows i'm bad at this one" felt that on a spiritual level

[@bramjansen969]

Day 1 of calling call me turg epic

[@callmeturg]

@@bramjansen969 why thank you!

[@callmeturg]

thank you kevin :)

[@bramjansen969]

@@callmeturg i have been following your comments on this channel for over a good 6 months now, i guess its time to send some appreciation back

[@Memecious]

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[@felixkalenskyy93]

Kevin’s ancestors were threatened by blight, which caused the potato famine. Kevin is threatened by Blythe, the bot which nearly won against him in the game of life 2.

[@JJLiu-xc3kg]

Evolution

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@iseebaldpeople1554]

History repeats itself, just in a different situation. One is death, the other may or may not result in death

[@christopherphillippe5222]

It’s a threat the blight is returning blight 2 the sequel

[@felixkalenskyy93]

@@hagrid3348 yes

[@Elle...]

I hope white Kevin wins this time, he had a lot of potential in life 1.

[@yeaman8111]

@chill @ losers self promote

[@ronisrow9041]

But he is way to bright and pale but hopefully

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@ironicpineapple]

Kevin only lost cause Kevin was a little bastard 🙄🖐️

[@Anime_Dono]

@@ironicpineapple wdym Kevin was the bastard not Kevin

[@odd9965]

Paige is the only npc that Kevin is ever genuinely in a good relationship with

[@yourpsychicfriendfredbear]

The pure rage he’s playing with contrasting the bright, cheery game gives me immense joy.

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@yourpsychicfriendfredbear]

@Hagrid that too

[@hagrid3348]

@@yourpsychicfriendfredbear subscribe to hagrid

[@hagrid3348]

@@kermit5760 subscribe to hagrid

[@hagrid3348]

@@kermit5760 hagrids amazing videos

[@chickenx5694]

Kevin is the only person I'd watch play a 4 person board game..by himself

[@notexactlysiev]

"Three more babies is too appealing" omg Daithi was right

[@imsotallytober5]

"Im not very piggy bank" that has to be a new sentence.

[@paige829]

"sorry its you paige, youre also struggling with life." yes... ur right. i am struggling

[@paigeyysnydeyy]

Me too girl

[@usernamepassword9091]

I guess you should consider taking a... PAIGE out of Kevin's book 😁😁 Hope things pick up soon, I think everyone is struggling in some way or another 😊✌️

[@taytmg2088]

my mom is in the hospital for the first time in my life im alone at home taking care of the animals and i just sat down after 43 hours of hospital stuff, i just saw this video uploaded and im glad because ive seen every single video on this channel, a good 15 minutes of cheering up before going back to this mess, truly happy about this thank you Kevin.

[@Heyitschy03]

three more minutes

[@pennynifiachra6308]

Hope your mom is doing okay, and that you're being kind to yourself!

[@gwts1171]

Hang in there! Things will turn around for you guys soon, I'm sure.

[@dutchlancer2562]

Stay strong!

[@BriarPatchNyra]

I’ll say a prayer for you guys if it’s okay. I hope things will be okay

[@winchesterisms]

"everyone knows that life is about debt" call me out more kevin.

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@granddaddy1990]

callmekevin more like callmeoutkevin

[@pennylan364]

I love this game prolly bc my real life sucks lol “Feck you Blythe and your happiness” - I felt that

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@fyanfyererro6990]

Normal Leaf

[@bandonawagon7574]

E

[@hagrid3348]

@@bandonawagon7574 are you copying the mighty hagrid

[@user-qc1mc2ly8j]

@@hagrid3348 Troll

[@thiccboi2004]

Kevin doesn't suck at life, he sucks the life out of others (mainly NPC's)

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@hagrid3348]

@Excalibur subscribe to hagrid

[@JayTohab]

Except Blythe.

[@fanaticzealot]

@@hagrid3348 how do you have 867 comments on kevins channel?

[@hagrid3348]

@@fanaticzealot because hagrid loves Kevin

[@sarahconner6749]

You should recreate Blythe in the sims and let him room with CallmeKevin TheKZbinr🤗

[@JJLiu-xc3kg]

Sell the statues, and let Blythe spend those 100,000 simoleons however he wants while CallMeKevin stays in poverty

[@neonbunnies9596]

We're barely in and Kevin has already talked about the Irish potato famine

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

"I suck at life so I played the game of life 2" Let's be honest, this title is just a total mood

[@kevd3616]

Me with sims

[@LevePalestinaKrossaSionismen]

That's exactly why I clicked

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@lapislarka]

Something about Kevin's NPC rage is amazing, especially against other Kevins.

[@KhanaHatake]

Honestly, I'm happy that Paige won. At least it wasn't Blythe.

[@randomniz4733]

I just want to imagine Kevin picking this up again, but instead of 3cpus he just sets up multiple accounts so he can play against himself.

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@SimBits]

"Sorry it was you Paige, you're also struggling with life." I really am, thanks for the sympathy Kevin...

[@randomeditguy]

Kevin, you don’t suck at life. You suck at keeping people alive.

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@paigemcmaster5040]

“You know what Paige, you’ve earned it. You didn’t have an easy life. You have no family, and you’re sitting in that trailer doing nothing” Uh wow Kevin, you didn’t have to call me out like that

[@saxomarphone]

Ah, so the name of red Kevin is actually Blythe. It all makes sense now

[@peppermintmiso4341]

"It is not enough that I succeed, others must fail" Kevin to Blythe

[@CountryMusicMann]

"I'm leading in whatever these book things are," he says about the Knowledge stat.

[@adoribubble9110]

I'm so happy for Paige and she's literally an AI 😂

[@benjamindickel3868]

Blythe better sleep with one eye open, he's got a whole cult against him

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

"I suck at life so I played the game of life 2" Might be the most relatable title Kevin ever putted in a video

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@dragon_girl12]

Not even a minute in and the game is already discriminating against Irish people fecking hell

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@hagrid3348]

@MIOR ABDUL AZIM BIN MIOR ABDUL AZIZ Moe subscribe to hagrid

[@allisqn7180]

watching kevin j shit on blythe and lowkey ignoring kurt's existence is honestly beautiful

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@allisqn7180]

@@hagrid3348 thank

[@fishuss6417]

The thought of Kevin in the fast and furious series made me shiver

[@yagawakashi1422]

everybody is a hero in their stories. but Kevin is considered himself a villain in his own story.

[@noxel99]

and here i was hoping kevin would become a penguin game channel.

[@mads6089]

I think Blythe is the new Cathleen now

[@mr.cheese818]

I’m going through a tough breakup, and can I just say thank you to Kevin. Hes the only youtuber I laugh to and genuinely enjoy. Keep up the content :)

[@4rkain3]

Paige worked hard and had a lot more downs than ups. We stan a queen who perseveres.

[@paigepopovec1458]

As someone named Paige, this line at 5:49 hits a little too close to home

[@Olmret_]

Great more Kevin v Kevin v Kevin but this time he lost his mind instead of being bored in quarantine

[@alliefurlong486]

These board game videos are legit some of my fave Kevin videos 🥰

[@sparkle9642]

"... You're just gonna spend it on your cat!" Ummm feeling a little attacked there Kevin!

[@thisismark6125]

Plot twist: the bots are just the different colors of Kevin (Game of life reference)

[@iduska4328]

tbh, i thought of blythe as red kevin since the beginning of the video

[@elmadicine]

kevin getting the best possible outcome out of 6 on the first try, the game auto-accepting it, and then getting angy and demanding to let him gamble is peak kevin

[@ComXDude]

From what I've seen of this game, the way to win is to play it like the first one and ignore the new mechanics.

[@humlegard-gaming]

Thanks for always uploading Kevin, it always brings a smile to my face!

[@NHarts3]

Life is about debt and death - callmekevin the youtuber, probably

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@alexfrost1718]

@5:46 Funniest thing Kev has said all year :) good luck mate

[@pedrostormrage]

14:50 "I'm much better at the sequel to life than I am with actual life" If there's an afterlife, I think that's all we hope for

[@mslizzybell19]

You don’t suck at life, life just doesn’t know how to enter the cult ❤️

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@paigeyysnydeyy]

My name is Paige, and I am in fact struggling with life 🤣🤣

[@elwoodreadz]

bruh they really made a sequel to game of life.

[@nadiarogo4511]

I enjoy your new video editor. Good job!

[@saucyscrewdriver4008]

Sprinkle a little bit of that sims 2 hilarity in there too lmfao

[@VeArk]

Kevin playing life is enough chaos already. Giving him another is terrifying.

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@officialblimp]

9:16 “i seem book, but i’m not very piggy bank” same

[@whyjordie]

Kevin no! Don’t poke people with long sticks!

[@voxvolhynia5400]

"I seem happy, I seem book, but I'm not very piggy bank" Very relatable.

[@MRoderick89]

"The ball and chain throw" ... so 1st Kevin kicks away a baby now he wants to yeet away his other half. Women beware 🤣

[@shadowflamez_revenge9156]

3:13 If kevin need money in games he always resorts to loans xD

[@purplecrayon608]

Nothing screams Kevin more than -$450k in debt in the thumbnail

[@sirmoriarty8230]

I paused at an... interesting moment. 0:17 Kevin looks like he's having a *fun* time while thinking about potatoes. A true Irishman!

[@marymelancholia1838]

Hey there Kevin, thanks for making me smile everyday at least once with your videos.

[@maisie2224]

Kevin makes these as a nifty way to say he loves himself but hates himself at the same time

[@swannswann5641]

I fell asleep for like 15 hours so thanks for 2 uploads in a day

[@stacydaniels215]

Love the george harrison reference when you mentioned dark horse.. cool!

[@lozzypop9493]

Yes! I’ve been wanting to watch you play this!

[@ZvalatDa1st]

"Take that, Blythe." - Call Me Kevin, 2021

[@kr_sh_]

Thank you Kev for making my days better💜✨

[@jimmyfallon7789]

kevin makes us all happy

[@rnteatime9677]

IT TOOK ME NUMEROUS REPLAYS to finally catch this gold "Go big or go home, and now I can do both. Bcs I went big and I bought a home." oh my god XD

[@CMK-BigFoot-1420]

I understand this video and watch it all the time

[@Fedorabandit]

Oh gosh! Even Kevin is doing the Family memes! Lol!

[@unib4324]

you know seeing kevin portray himself as a vilain makes me wonder that the reason i want to be a villain is not because my friends joke around about me being trash but the the comfort of knowing the reponsibilities i lack from a hero which assures me thanks kevin i learned something from you

[@wlk3607]

the best part of this was the cat sitting up front and their partner having to it in the back

[@pupa677]

Dude keep playing this I can’t breathe every time you were trash talking the bots

[@DragonEmperorDraKai]

That was fun Kevin, I wanna play Game of Life myself now

[@michellerabey6637]

I learnt a lot from Paige today, success comes when you are struggling, unhappy and in debt! :D

[@seanmurphy670]

I didn't know there was a non-binary peg! Thats very kind and inclusive lol

[@saurabhmaniyar]

First time in last 4-5 months i am watching a Kevin video 14 hours after uploads. Usually its within 2 hours of upload.

[@Glomp13579]

i remember subbing to you at 180k, still going strong

[@marveyzing1495]

"long story short i hate anyone that's succesfull or more succesfull than me" twitter in a nutshell

[@Thatboi_Aj39]

Hi bro love the vid you make me laugh every video

[@drnebulous5902]

i look forward to kevins videos everyday.... Its an addiction

[@AliceDownTheRabbitHole]

The aggression against the bots is hilarious

[@epicgamervallon3457]

You can only pay off your loans if you land on an action space, and choose that card. Also, it stops you from choosing more envelopes if you get the maximum sell value which you did.

[@r7m]

It’s a good day when a call me Kevin video contains the phrase “throw a party”

[@aryaytp]

1:51 Kevin impersonation of a confused German

[@zaimandkogehcomedy2288]

finally someone I can relate to!

[@CattoRayTube]

"We have no interest in your feedback, goodbye." Refreshingly honest!

[@UchihaChikiru]

6:36 Well to be fair, the only reason Blythe is upfront is because the cat has no thumbs otherwise that cat would have them both in the back seat. Why do you think he changed his job to pet groomer? We all know who really runs this household

[@hollyc4302]

Kevin, please play the mobile game "Love Nikki" :) I think it will be very fun to watch! Love watching your videos!

[@gamepants4535]

I'm not saying I could spend a lifetime checking things off the 'ol bucket list with Kevin, but I could 100% do that thing XD

[@trigsim]

Remember kids, a house isn't an asset unless you're flipping it or renting it out.

[@LocusNovaR6]

Funny Kevin don’t forget to save

[@ReenoAlchemist]

Kevin thinking he came in second when he actually came in last lmao

[@JJLiu-xc3kg]

14:28 literally shows he came in 2nd.

[@ReenoAlchemist]

@@JJLiu-xc3kg ill be honest, i thought he was the crab the whole time lmao thanks for pointing it out

[@dr_360]

You should play zombie night terror, you get to be the bad guy it is perfect

[@unib4324]

3:00 the smile on his face

[@kaydubsthekoifish]

Life is life. Nana nanana! 😆

[@anamariaapostol]

When we all give the power We all give the best