I suck at real life so I made a new life and it was terrible

I suck at life so I played the game of life 2. Turns out I kinda suck at that, too.
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And myself :D
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[@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126]

Kevin: do I want a baby or a bed This coming from the guy who bought a grilled cheese sandwich maker instead of a bath in the sims

[@yeaman8111]

@chill @ disliked and REPORTED you

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@ballistichorse6221]

@chill @ why?

[@yeaman8111]

@@ballistichorse6221 it was self promoting

[@blueninja012]

@@yeaman8111 did you: a. dislike and report yourself b. coincidentally have the same name or c. change your name to match theirs because all of these possibilities are odd

[@odd9965]

Paige is the only npc that Kevin is ever genuinely in a good relationship with

[@Elle...]

I hope white Kevin wins this time, he had a lot of potential in life 1.

[@yeaman8111]

@chill @ losers self promote

[@ronisrow9041]

But he is way to bright and pale but hopefully

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@ironicpineapple]

Kevin only lost cause Kevin was a little bastard 🙄🖐️

[@Anime_Dono]

@@ironicpineapple wdym Kevin was the bastard not Kevin

[@felixkalenskyy93]

Kevin’s ancestors were threatened by blight, which caused the potato famine. Kevin is threatened by Blythe, the bot which nearly won against him in the game of life 2.

[@JJLiu-xc3kg]

Evolution

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@iseebaldpeople1554]

History repeats itself, just in a different situation. One is death, the other may or may not result in death

[@christopherphillippe5222]

It’s a threat the blight is returning blight 2 the sequel

[@felixkalenskyy93]

@@hagrid3348 yes

[@callmeturg]

"today we're playing the game of life, and lord knows i'm bad at this one" felt that on a spiritual level

[@bramjansen969]

Day 1 of calling call me turg epic

[@callmeturg]

@@bramjansen969 why thank you!

[@callmeturg]

thank you kevin :)

[@bramjansen969]

@@callmeturg i have been following your comments on this channel for over a good 6 months now, i guess its time to send some appreciation back

[@Memecious]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rH2vd2tvrdB3e5o.

[@yourpsychicfriendfredbear]

The pure rage he’s playing with contrasting the bright, cheery game gives me immense joy.

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@yourpsychicfriendfredbear]

@Hagrid that too

[@hagrid3348]

@@yourpsychicfriendfredbear subscribe to hagrid

[@hagrid3348]

@@kermit5760 subscribe to hagrid

[@hagrid3348]

@@kermit5760 hagrids amazing videos

[@chickenx5694]

Kevin is the only person I'd watch play a 4 person board game..by himself

[@ellebish0p]

as a paige who's never heard my name in a game before, i'm taking this as a sign to treat myself and buy two houses

[@Carla-wk3mz]

Go for it!

[@gracehaven5459]

Hello Paige, does your name mean something different than a piece of paper or is that only spelled as page?

[@paigeyysnydeyy]

Me too girl

[@caralho5237]

@@djej6524 Well then so am i

[@iduska4328]

you must love books tho, they have tons of PAiGES

[@paigehitchens]

“Jesus, Paige is miserable!” UM I come to this app for fun, not to be reminded of my loans and depression thank you

[@paigeyysnydeyy]

Same girl same

[@kaylafairnbain8163]

All my fellow paiges

[@pfluff_4223]

We should all unite in our misery.

[@paigecrouch3106]

I am also a paige

[@ГЦРЕГТ]

Sheesh yall are a pain

[@SRYimWithU]

my mom is in the hospital for the first time in my life im alone at home taking care of the animals and i just sat down after 43 hours of hospital stuff, i just saw this video uploaded and im glad because ive seen every single video on this channel, a good 15 minutes of cheering up before going back to this mess, truly happy about this thank you Kevin.

[@Heyitschy03]

three more minutes

[@pennynifiachra6308]

Hope your mom is doing okay, and that you're being kind to yourself!

[@gwts1171]

Hang in there! Things will turn around for you guys soon, I'm sure.

[@dutchlancer2562]

Stay strong!

[@BriarPatchNyra]

I’ll say a prayer for you guys if it’s okay. I hope things will be okay

[@notexactlysiev]

"Three more babies is too appealing" omg Daithi was right

[@winchesterisms]

"everyone knows that life is about debt" call me out more kevin.

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@granddaddy1990]

callmekevin more like callmeoutkevin

[@paige829]

"sorry its you paige, youre also struggling with life." yes... ur right. i am struggling

[@paigeyysnydeyy]

Me too girl

[@usernamepassword9091]

I guess you should consider taking a... PAIGE out of Kevin's book 😁😁 Hope things pick up soon, I think everyone is struggling in some way or another 😊✌️

[@imsotallytober5]

"Im not very piggy bank" that has to be a new sentence.

[@pennylan364]

I love this game prolly bc my real life sucks lol “Feck you Blythe and your happiness” - I felt that

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@finnisheretoo]

Normal Leaf

[@bandonawagon7574]

E

[@hagrid3348]

@@bandonawagon7574 are you copying the mighty hagrid

[@user-qc1mc2ly8j]

@@hagrid3348 Troll

[@neonbunnies9596]

We're barely in and Kevin has already talked about the Irish potato famine

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

"I suck at life so I played the game of life 2" Let's be honest, this title is just a total mood

[@kevd3616]

Me with sims

[@LevePalestinaKrossaSionismen]

That's exactly why I clicked

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@lapislarka]

Something about Kevin's NPC rage is amazing, especially against other Kevins.

[@sarahconner6749]

You should recreate Blythe in the sims and let him room with CallmeKevin TheKZbinr🤗

[@JJLiu-xc3kg]

Sell the statues, and let Blythe spend those 100,000 simoleons however he wants while CallMeKevin stays in poverty

[@KhanaHatake]

Honestly, I'm happy that Paige won. At least it wasn't Blythe.

[@SimBits]

"Sorry it was you Paige, you're also struggling with life." I really am, thanks for the sympathy Kevin...

[@randomniz4733]

I just want to imagine Kevin picking this up again, but instead of 3cpus he just sets up multiple accounts so he can play against himself.

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@randomeditguy]

Kevin, you don’t suck at life. You suck at keeping people alive.

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@paigemcmaster5040]

“You know what Paige, you’ve earned it. You didn’t have an easy life. You have no family, and you’re sitting in that trailer doing nothing” Uh wow Kevin, you didn’t have to call me out like that

[@peppermintmiso4341]

"It is not enough that I succeed, others must fail" Kevin to Blythe

[@CountryMusicMann]

"I'm leading in whatever these book things are," he says about the Knowledge stat.

[@saxomarphone]

Ah, so the name of red Kevin is actually Blythe. It all makes sense now

[@adoribubble9110]

I'm so happy for Paige and she's literally an AI 😂

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

"I suck at life so I played the game of life 2" Might be the most relatable title Kevin ever putted in a video

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@benjamindickel3868]

Blythe better sleep with one eye open, he's got a whole cult against him

[@mr.cheese818]

I’m going through a tough breakup, and can I just say thank you to Kevin. Hes the only youtuber I laugh to and genuinely enjoy. Keep up the content :)

[@allisqn7180]

watching kevin j shit on blythe and lowkey ignoring kurt's existence is honestly beautiful

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@allisqn7180]

@@hagrid3348 thank

[@fishuss6417]

The thought of Kevin in the fast and furious series made me shiver

[@elmadicine]

kevin getting the best possible outcome out of 6 on the first try, the game auto-accepting it, and then getting angy and demanding to let him gamble is peak kevin

[@dragon_girl12]

Not even a minute in and the game is already discriminating against Irish people fecking hell

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@hagrid3348]

@MIOR ABDUL AZIM BIN MIOR ABDUL AZIZ Moe subscribe to hagrid

[@yagawakashi1422]

everybody is a hero in their stories. but Kevin is considered himself a villain in his own story.

[@purplecrayon608]

Nothing screams Kevin more than -$450k in debt in the thumbnail

[@alliefurlong486]

These board game videos are legit some of my fave Kevin videos 🥰

[@seanmurphy670]

I didn't know there was a non-binary peg! Thats very kind and inclusive lol

[@noxel99]

and here i was hoping kevin would become a penguin game channel.

[@honest_126]

I like that there's a purple peg. I take it they're supposed to be like non-binary or such. Makes me happy it gives you the option.

[@Olmret_]

Great more Kevin v Kevin v Kevin but this time he lost his mind instead of being bored in quarantine

[@4rkain3]

Paige worked hard and had a lot more downs than ups. We stan a queen who perseveres.

[@ComXDude]

From what I've seen of this game, the way to win is to play it like the first one and ignore the new mechanics.

[@sparkle9642]

"... You're just gonna spend it on your cat!" Ummm feeling a little attacked there Kevin!

[@paigepopovec1458]

As someone named Paige, this line at 5:49 hits a little too close to home

[@mads6089]

I think Blythe is the new Cathleen now

[@elwoodreadz]

bruh they really made a sequel to game of life.

[@UchihaChikiru]

6:36 Well to be fair, the only reason Blythe is upfront is because the cat has no thumbs otherwise that cat would have them both in the back seat. Why do you think he changed his job to pet groomer? We all know who really runs this household

[@pedrostormrage]

14:50 "I'm much better at the sequel to life than I am with actual life" If there's an afterlife, I think that's all we hope for

[@jonas3000c]

Weird world where houses are 180k but take out is 100k

[@JJLiu-xc3kg]

It was really good catering to be fair

[@thisismark6125]

Plot twist: the bots are just the different colors of Kevin (Game of life reference)

[@iduska4328]

tbh, i thought of blythe as red kevin since the beginning of the video

[@VeArk]

Kevin playing life is enough chaos already. Giving him another is terrifying.

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@NHarts3]

Life is about debt and death - callmekevin the youtuber, probably

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@humlegard-gaming]

Thanks for always uploading Kevin, it always brings a smile to my face!

[@sirmoriarty8230]

I paused at an... interesting moment. 0:17 Kevin looks like he's having a *fun* time while thinking about potatoes. A true Irishman!

[@parxl-lol]

kevin makes us all happy

[@whyjordie]

Kevin no! Don’t poke people with long sticks!

[@jamiehart2191]

This game has a nonbinary option! There's 3 choices for the spouses and the third one is in a white suit with a vail, it's like a little of both, that's so awesome!

[@CMK-BigFoot-1420]

I understand this video and watch it all the time

[@unib4324]

you know seeing kevin portray himself as a vilain makes me wonder that the reason i want to be a villain is not because my friends joke around about me being trash but the the comfort of knowing the reponsibilities i lack from a hero which assures me thanks kevin i learned something from you

[@jessicah.2555]

You don't suck dad, you're the best!

[@swannswann5641]

I fell asleep for like 15 hours so thanks for 2 uploads in a day

[@Elikmma]

I suck too, wondering how to put some cheat codes

[@paigeyysnydeyy]

My name is Paige, and I am in fact struggling with life 🤣🤣

[@cold5529]

Can we appreciate the fact that the game of life added non-binary characters I can’t remember who it was but I know one of the people in this video married one and Kevin kept calling it his wife but it was purple not pink

[@frostedcakess]

Yes! (It was Blythe) I really loved that, but Kevin constantly saying wife irked me a bit haha. Guess he saw the veil and ran with it?

[@cold5529]

@@frostedcakess Yes I suppose him saying wife upset me quite a bit because I’m non-binary but the representation of non-binary people in the game was really nice I’m so glad it was added

[@nadiarogo4511]

I enjoy your new video editor. Good job!

[@ghostface2864]

Blythe is the living embodiment of soup tbh

[@CircusK]

i can't believe he chose the straight option, this is rare /nm

[@JJLiu-xc3kg]

He’s straight himself, and has a girlfriend.

[@michellerabey6637]

I learnt a lot from Paige today, success comes when you are struggling, unhappy and in debt! :D

[@startea_rn]

IT TOOK ME NUMEROUS REPLAYS to finally catch this gold "Go big or go home, and now I can do both. Bcs I went big and I bought a home." oh my god XD

[@FBI-tb6dj]

I just wanna say that I liked this video :)

[@archiebeaumont4660]

We need this with the Irish squad and RT GAME

[@DogNamedWatson]

Isn't RT Game part of the Irish squad?

[@archiebeaumont4660]

@@DogNamedWatson It's a joke

[@mslizzybell19]

You don’t suck at life, life just doesn’t know how to enter the cult ❤️

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@Friariah]

Remember kids, a house isn't an asset unless you're flipping it or renting it out.

[@MRoderick89]

"The ball and chain throw" ... so 1st Kevin kicks away a baby now he wants to yeet away his other half. Women beware 🤣

[@voxvolhynia5400]

"I seem happy, I seem book, but I'm not very piggy bank" Very relatable.

[@alexfrost1718]

@5:46 Funniest thing Kev has said all year :) good luck mate

[@maisie2224]

Kevin makes these as a nifty way to say he loves himself but hates himself at the same time

[@JacktheRah]

Even when playing alone Kevin only manages to get second place in life. Sad story, really.

[@marveyzing1495]

"long story short i hate anyone that's succesfull or more succesfull than me" twitter in a nutshell

[@zaimandkogehcomedy2288]

finally someone I can relate to!

[@izzieluv]

The economy in this game is so jacked.

[@nikhilvarma1129]

I have a feeling this life is gonna be tragic

[@officialblimp]

9:16 “i seem book, but i’m not very piggy bank” same

[@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126]

Kevin you don't suck at life, don't worry the cult will make your life better

[@disturbingrey5398]

Oh my fecking god Blythe keeps on winning HARD

[@arihebert1613]

Noooooo, you don't suck at life, Kevin! You have a very successful not-cult going, full of not-cultists who care about you and your well-being. 😌 I would call that a win.

[@mommalion7028]

This was my favorite board game as a kid. I’m a 80s baby so it was predicting my future 5,000 hours in The Sims franchise.

[@wlk3607]

the best part of this was the cat sitting up front and their partner having to it in the back

[@AntheanCeilliers]

Every time I re-watch this and Kevin hovers over the button to change the NPC names while complaining about how he can't change the NPC names my blood pressure goes up ten points.

[@saurabhmaniyar]

First time in last 4-5 months i am watching a Kevin video 14 hours after uploads. Usually its within 2 hours of upload.

[@TheLordSorin]

Yes, kevin doesn't hate me!!!

[@AliceDownTheRabbitHole]

The aggression against the bots is hilarious

[@shadowflamez_revenge9156]

3:13 If kevin need money in games he always resorts to loans xD

[@saucyscrewdriver4008]

Sprinkle a little bit of that sims 2 hilarity in there too lmfao

[@stacydaniels215]

Love the george harrison reference when you mentioned dark horse.. cool!

[@cassiedunn2573]

I live in Australia, I wake up at 5:00am to watch these videos

[@flowercloud2114]

My name is Paige and I will count this as my own

[@pupa677]

Dude keep playing this I can’t breathe every time you were trash talking the bots